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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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tsukii0002 · 16 days

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Levi: Mc!!!! Mammon won't give me my money back

Mc: Mammon either give Levi his money back or stop asking him for money.

Later that day

Belphie: Mc, Lucifer won't stop sending me work that I don't have to do.

Mc: Lucifer!!! Stop bringing you extra work and you Belphie do your fair share!!!

A couple of hours later

Solomon: Mc! Asmo won't let me wear my wizard cape!

Mc: *sighing* Asmo let everyone dress the way they want to dress, ok?

A while later

Luke:*crying* Mc!! Beel has eaten the cake I had just made!!!!

Mc: Beel!!! What did we say about eating Luke's sweets without permission????

After all day resolving other people's conflicts

Mc: Can't you do anything on your own?!!!!

Barbatos: *standing next to Mc with a smile* ….

Mc: Barbatos?

Barbatos: Mc, the young master keeps touching my exclusive tea pots.

Mc: …

Mc: All of you do this on purpose, don't you?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: *sighs* Diavolo!!!!

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yunoftheclouds · 2 months

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What’s with this sassy, lost child?

#my art #artists on tumblr #yun did a thing #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me meme #obey me memes #luke obey me #obey me luke #omswd meme #om! meme #this is basically his introduction #it’s canon I’m solmare #om! swd #AAAAHAHUEGSAI HIS HANDS ARE BACKWARDS IM SORRY #I REALIZE THIS LIKE 14 HOURS AFTER POSTING

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omurysse · 1 year

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#obey me fanart #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me art #obey me chat #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #illustration #meme redraw #draw your babygirl in this #lucifer needs a break

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 3 months

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Simeon: MC, are you scared? MC: Actually, years of trauma and fighting for my life against mental and physical abuse and isolation have pretty much burnt out my adrenaline response to situations like this and left me without the ability to feel normal reactions and emotions. Simeon: Wh... What? MC: I said "I'll be fine."

#incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me swd #obey me #obey me memes #obey me simeon #obey me mc

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certifiedlucifersimp · 10 months

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Lucifer : Why is MC sitting on your shoulders?

Diavolo : They like to feel tall!

MC : *happy sheep noises*

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nicht-vobla · 4 months

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⚠️ TGCF SPOILERS ⚠️

That lesbian pulp fiction cover but BeefLeaf

#mxtx #meme redraw #i prefer girls #beefleaf #shi qingxuan #he xuan #tgcf spoilers #...should I tag swd?#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #I am sorry but I had to do it #cw blood #my art

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equestriagirl16 · 1 year

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MC: *chillin in Purgatory Hall after dealing with some of the brothers’ bs*

MC: *sigh* Guys are so dumb, promise me you’ll never be one when you grow up Luke.

Luke: *just tryin to decorate some cupcakes* I’ll..try?

#obey me!#obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect obey me quotes #incorrect obey me #incorrect quotes #obey me memes #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #obey me scenarios #obey me luke #purgatory hall #platonic #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #camiposts

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moonartz123 · 1 year

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Plane things with peepaw luci✨

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #obey me lucifer #obey me memes #lucifer #swd lucifer #obey me shitpost

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devilishdelights · 1 month

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always on the same page

#based on that meme #but they’re thinking the exact same thing 🫶#obey me #obey me! shall we date?#obm #mammon #obey me fanart #obm!swd #obey me mammon #obey me mc #my art #obey me oc #mammonxoc #mammonxmc #fuck else to tag anyway ✌️✌️✌️#Devilishdelights

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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the brothers: it’s obvious you have favorites, mc. ://

MC: what are you talking about?? i love all of you equally, mammon or nonmammon :)) <3

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tsukii0002 · 2 months

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Satan: *quietly entering Mc's room in the middle of the night*

Mc: *sleeping like a log while hugging a stuffed animal of their own size*

Satan: …

Satan: *with a murderous face picks up the stuffed animal and throws it angrily against the wall*

Mc: *frowning at the lack of the stuffed animal*

Satan: *crawling into their bed and taking the stuffed animal's place*

Mc: *hugging him and smiling*

Satan: *happy angry demon noises*

In the morning

Asmo finds Satan and Mc cuddling while sleeping peacefully in an adorable position.

Asmo: … *taking out his phone and taking a picture* I found Satan, Lucifer!!! He's in Mc's room again!!!!

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zephyrchama · 28 days

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MC sneaks into everyone's bedrooms in the middle of the night and paints their horns homestuck candy corn colors for a fun April Fool's day surprise.

#how mad do you think they are #they dont even know what homestuck is. lucifers like “mc i cant believe youve done this.”#“luci you cant stop the homestuck” [uses levitation magic to skateboard into the sky]#obey me #obey me!#obey me swd #obey me crack #obey me scenario #obey me shall we date #obey me memes #omswd #obey me headcanon #omswd headcanon #obey me scenarios

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akurui-shizen7 · 1 year

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Diavolo, going over [MC]'s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

[MC]: Yes

Diavolo: Okay... may I know what you create

[MC]: Problems.

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overheardbyvarioustherapists · 28 days

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Barbatos: *beating Solomon with a broom* Thirteen: Um...whatcha doin'? Barbatos: Cleaning.

#incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me memes #obey me swd #obey me barbatos #obey me thirteen

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certifiedlucifersimp · 1 year

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Mephistopheles: *acting rude to MC*

MC : Listen-

Mephistopheles: What?

MC : Acting like a dick won't make yours bigger

(Lucifer is proud of you)

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