#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u
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do you think the national dog show announcers ever explored each other's bodies
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I read the bachelorette au dabihawks fic and fucking hell I might be a dabihawks shipper now
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my dealer : yo i just got this new strain called ‘ princeton plainsboro 2006 ‘ 😳 you’ll be zonked off your gourd 💯
me : yeah whatever i don’t feel shit
* ten minutes later *
me : i gotta get this guy his sandwich
my buddy house , pacing back and forth : maybe i don’t want to push this thing until it breaks
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Hey you. You know you should be doing The Thing. I don't want to do The Thing, either. But we can sit down and do it for 2 minutes together. Then we can do it for 5 minutes. Then 10. And so on and so forth until it is done. I'll be coming back to reiterate this.
To whoever needs to hear it: it does not have to be perfect. It does not have to be world altering. It just needs to be done. And I'll sit with you while you do The Thing.
Now go. Stop scrolling. Go work on The Thing. I'll be back to check on you and cheer us both on.
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