do you think the national dog show announcers ever explored each other's bodies

Yamaguchi's mom: Tadashi, what's for dinner tonight?

Yamaguchi: tsukki

Yamaguchi: ...

Yamaguchi: WAIT

Yamaguchi's mom: wow I was not expecting the coming out speech right now

Yamaguchi: CRAP

Yamguchi: NO

Yamaguchi: I MEANT SUSHI

PHOTOS TAKEN MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER 

i recently got the chance to commission the exceptionally talented @derelictheretic to bring to life the long awaited wildfire patheticore sex moment from wildfire chapter 15, and when i say it could not have turned out more beautiful…. every time i look at this piece i just get more obsessed. the way dean captured everything so perfectly between them. THE LIGHTING. the detail on the lace. on the hay bale. the petals on the ground. the way they’re silhouetted by the moonlight. he brought this scene to life more beautifully than i could ever describe it and i am demanding everyone who can commission them right now. threat. 

also threat: full nsfw version + scene excerpt below cut, screaming crying hoping praying tumblr lets me get away with it. click the readmore if you are so inclined.

“Fuck, I’m fucking there. It feels so good. Don’t fucking stop, Rook.”

The name hit her ears with a cold, clanging weight despite the sweet way his noises fluttered and pulsed with warmth and want. So impersonal, so harsh and sterile, so unbefitting the lovely surrender he gave her. All the more so after she’d let his name slip past her lips as she unraveled, and here he was bursting at the seams for her, and —

“Jessie,” she corrected with a soft grunt, eyes locking on his with steely determination. “You’ll call me Jessie when you cum for me.”

thanksgiving is like second halloween for queer people except instead of cool costumes i have to dress like a straight person and listen to my family talk politics and make unnecessary racial comments

Look at my stupid fucking dogs..... 😭

Theyve been compressed :((

I’m dying

Happy Turkey day to my American friends! I hope your day is filled with good food and good company and free of drama!

Pie is just a vehicle for whipped cream

I judge how good a pie is by how good of a vehicle it is for whipped cream

Mun PSA: I do not appreciate being woken up by my neighbor working on his vehicle at three am on my day off. This is the third time this month and I've politely asked them to stop twice but they're not doing so. I don't want to go to the authorities, but I don't want him to wake up my young niece and nephews when they arrive this weekend... I hate confrontation.

I also apologize to anyone whose thread I didn't get to today. It was a mad dash at work with holidays coming up and when I got home, I had to finish up house things to prepare for my brother and his family's arrival. I will be on tomorrow but won't be present until the following Friday once they have left, as they're here visiting for Thanksgiving (Which he celebrates now that he relocate to America).

This will be my first time seeing my family since the pandemic hit. I wish all of my American partners a happy holiday and safe travels as you go see your own families! I am thankful for all who have come to my page and made me feel comfortable here on this blog. I look forward to returning and writing with all of you more!

And a happy birthday to our dearest Doctor Stephen Strange! 💙

I had one job today and that was to make a green bean casserole for dinner tonight, simple, easy, can do that shit in my sleep.

So of course God decides the pepper grinder is going to break, causing pepper to spill all into the pan. Thankfully I know I'm clumsy and prepared accordingly with spare ingredients but I did not need the universe to screw with me while running on 3 hours of sleep

there’s something about having allergies and desperately chasing a sneeze and finally, finally getting there only for the feelings to return after but a moment respite that is reminiscent of the sufferings of an omega in heat chasing orgasms in the hopes it’d fix them

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE WHOSE CELEBRATING!!! I hope you all have a wonderful time with your friends and/or family if you plan on celebrating. 🦃🍗🥧🍂

This year we have a couple of celebrities joining us for Thanksgiving dinner;

Turk Russell and Goldie Ham

And I'll be turning on my wife so that her cervix opens up. Maya and Carina || Station 19 (5.16 Death and the Maiden)

aww, the idea of bakugou showing up to some kind of family get-together with you and your little baby 🥺 and maybe he doesn't come around to them often because he's always so busy with work, but all his cousins and aunts and uncles get to see his lil family 🥺 how different he is around you 🥺 his lil mini me that adores him 🥺