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adelaidedrubman · 2 hours

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fascinating to me how quickly we forget that the cycles repeat. people treating 5-15 year olds like this breed of superchild created to do evil and taint the world. that was all of us. "they're wrecking sephoras" you would not survive a 2015 hot topic with this mindset. "they're falling for the stanley cup thing" buying on trend overly robust camping gear for every day use is like. a middle class tradition in this country. our glorious kånken backpack vs their wicked stanley cup.

#i was just complaining to bradley our generation saying ‘‘these tiktok gen zers can’t even say dead they have to say unalived!!!’’#is our version of boomers sharing facebook links like #‘‘OUTRAGEOUS: this christian child was banned from saluting the flag because his classmate who identified as a salamander was offended!!’’

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adelaidedrubman · 3 hours

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#still thinking about the dentist who looked skeptically between me and the medical history i filled out and said #‘‘you have a lot of medical problems for a young lady’’#doc don’t get distracted by my youthful glow i can show you the pics of my inflamed colon and spot on my brain if you really need it #(this was extra funny bc it was like. within the past year. i was 30 i wasn’t even that young.)#(which for ulcerative colitis is the average age of onset like the fuck are you talking about this is a regular time of my life to have it.)#(i was like. a whopping four years early but you weren’t even around for that)#also i don’t even remember what kind of doctor asked me this when but shout out to the guy who heard me say i had ulcerative colitis #and asked ‘‘was that diagnosed by you or a doctor?’’#?????? yeah doc i shoved the camera up my butt and took pics myself and then asked webmd about it. what do you think #i was like [looking into the camera face] ‘‘a gastroenterologist? dr. [redacted]?’’#and he said ‘‘ok just asking ^_^ a lot of people try to diagnose themselves’’#i really don’t think so.

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#exact number depends on what you define as pants but 6+#like. 4 sets of work slacks that are part of a suit set #2 pairs of jeans and 1 pair of other buttoned pants (my strawberry pattern pants beloved)#and more yoga pants than i could estimate #just read the note about leggings not counting. anyways. still 6+

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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but yeah , if we're being real i have powers .

#oc: deputy jestiny ellen #wildfire chapter 18

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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anyway. how to spot sketchy f*ckboys online x

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#SCREAMING HE SAID CLEARING NOTIFS NEVER HEARD OF HER #his messaging pfp. yeah

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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Got tagged by @simplegenius042 @inafieldofdaisies @imogenkol and @g0dspeeed ! Thank you so much!

This is fully focused on Fade's Fallout verse. It's an instrumental song. Spotify had a perfect timing showing me this. It just fits the vibes so good and I kinda imagine at around 1:24 starting a fight scene.

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#ooooh i love this #and the mid way shift is very atmospheres

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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— WIP IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

reposting because tags are broken sorry

They're having a very normal night out at the cantina

“I still get my fair share of killing in The Guild, of course. It is a profession that keeps me satisfied on multiple fronts.”

Bix’s eyes glinted knowingly. “You mean, it keeps you from getting bored.”

“Precisely,” Imogen answered with a devious grin. “However, I do find Jedi to be the most effective in that regard. I very much enjoy a challenging duel.”

“I’ll add that to the list of things I know you like to do, then.” She mumbled her next words into her cup as she downed the rest of her drink. “Murder, torture, lightsaber fights.”

“And you enjoy making black market deals and drinking cheap ale I would not feed to a womp rat.” Imogen placed her arm behind Bix and began to caress the backs of her fingers up and down her lover’s side as she stared intently at her. “What a pair we make.”

One of the bartenders — a young female Mirialan with most of her green skin exposed in a tight, revealing outfit — came up to them to retrieve what she must have assumed to be two empty cups. When she noted the practically untouched ale at the end of the table, she asked “Are you finished with this?”

“Yes,” Imogen answered without taking her eyes off of Bix, who had turned her attention to the younger woman.

The bartender continued to intrude. “Could I interest you in something else?”

“No,” Imogen said, dragging the word out in an impatient drawl. She forcefully tore her gaze away from Bix to throw a cold look at the Mirialan. “I get the distinct impression that everything here is as dreadful as that ale.”

Bix rolled her eyes and scoffed. “Ignore her. I’ll take another,” she said, handing over her empty metal cup.

As the slightly disgruntled bartender disappeared from sight, Imogen raised an eyebrow at the mechanic. “‘Ignore her’?”

“It’s the quickest way to get your attention, isn’t it?” Bix asked in anything but an innocent tone.

“Perhaps for you.”

“Come on,” Bix teased, tapping her index finger under Imogen’s chin, “you don’t think she’s cute?”

The bounty hunter grinded her teeth at the implication. “I might have thought so, if you were not here beside me.”

Bix lifted one of her shoulders in a half shrug. “I think she’s cute.”

Imogen narrowed her storming eyes and pulled her lover in closer by her waist. “Do you believe making me jealous is wise?” she mused in a low, smooth tone.

The Mirialan returned with a fresh cup of ale. As she set it on the table, Bix placed a couple of credits down as payment. When the bartender reached for them, Imogen’s free hand clamped down on top of hers like the swift strike of a serpent. The young woman gasped and Imogen saw movement out of the corner of her eye — a bouncer taking a tense step towards them. Imogen smiled dangerously at the girl. She supposed she was more attractive than most, but her looks did little to tempt Imogen beyond mischievous curiosity. She took a moment to lightly prod into the bartender’s mind.

The initial embers of irritation towards Imogen swiftly gave way to a sudden wave of fear. This girl knew she was dangerous, but she didn’t know just how dangerous she could really be. If only she could paint a clearer picture. Imogen felt her own ire melt into amusement as she tightened her grip ever so slightly and caused the girl to flinch. Satisfied, Imogen released her.

“Run along now,” she dismissed.

Bix leveled her gaze. “Are you that starved for attention?”

Imogen pursed her lips thoughtfully at the sight of the bouncer returning to his post. “I may kill her yet. If only to be banned from ever returning to this hovel.”

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#i love the way they flirt...... (murder threats)#snorted out loud at ‘cheap ale i would not feed to a womp rat’ let a woman have her bad beer #(imogen pretending to be put out is so cute)

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Heinrix van Calox/Female Rogue Trader | Lord Captain (Rogue Trader Video Game) Characters: Female Rogue Trader | Lord Captain (Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader Video Game), Heinrix van Calox Additional Tags: Dreams and Nightmares, Action, Blood and Gore, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Implied Sexual Content, Dreams (April 26 2024) Summary:

After a dream of a past that never happened becomes a nightmare, Heinrix seeks comfort in the only real desire that remains: Lethyan’s embrace.

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Thank you @kourumi for betaing my fic <3!!! Using the prompt Dream and for my birthday!! We get a little glimpse into what Heinrix as a Knight pilot might have looked like.

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#TO READ!!!#AND AAAAAH A BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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All That's Left follows two journalists and their friends in post-apocalyptic United States as they travel from the fallen east coast megalopolis Opportunity back to Los Angeles, crossing through a harsh wasteland overrun with zombies— only to find out that there is a lot more life left than what the protected cities want them to believe. On their journey they meet dozens of people living their lives as peaceful as possible away from military forces, corporations, and corrupt governments; and they learn that the same mutated ghouls that took down Opportunity are spreading rapidly through the country, destroying everything in their path. Will this finally be the end of the world as we know it?

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@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart;

@vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman;

@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

@killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree

#OOOOOH I ADORE THE STYLE OF THIS #and the tracklist. vibes off the charts

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

#SCREAMING THANK YOU SKELLY #oc: deputy jestiny ellen #sighs. a girl can't have her dream wedding

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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OC Interview

Got tagged by @imogenkol @simplegenius042 @carlosoliveiraa @simonxriley @cassietrn

@thesingularityseries @g0dspeeed @wrathfulrook and @direwombat for the OC Interview! Thank you! Also saw @aceghosts doing this <3

Name: Yarden Kasai

Nickname: Ember (COD/R6S/Crysis), Little One/Heart/Pest (by Death)

Gender: Woman

Star Sign: Taurus

Personality Type: Neutral Good

Height: 5'10"

Orientation: Bisexual

Nationality/Ethnicity: Japanese-American

Fave Fruit: Watermelon and Kiwis

Fave Season: Summer

Fave Flower: Sunflowers

Fave Scent: Early autumn mornings when the air is crisp and the fog hangs low.

Coffee, Tea, or HC: Coffee. She needs her coffee in the morning to properly function, but she will never say no to a cup of tea.

Average Hours of Sleep: This varies on the verse, but usually it's around 4-6. But if she can, she will sleep in.

Dog or Cat Person: Cats!

Dream Trip: Seeing the Aurora Borealis live. Visiting Japan again.

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: 2, but sometimes 3 in winter.

Random Fact: She can not keep potted plants alive. Someone gifted her a cactus once and it didn't end well for the cactus. Death made a comment that she is doing a better job than he does... He got a pillow to the face.

Name: Renee Dias

Nickname: Fade, Mama/Mother Judge (fcnd)

Gender: Woman

Star Sign: Leo

Personality Type: Lawful Evil

Height: 6'3"

Orientation: Bisexual

Nationality/Ethnicity: American

Fave Fruit: Mango

Fave Season: Autumn

Fave Flower: Poppy's

Fave Scent: Gasoline

Coffee, Tea, or HC: Coffee

Average Hours of Sleep: 2-4 on a good day.

Dog or Cat Person: None

Dream Trip: Florida Everglades

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: Usually just one, but she will hog it.

Random Fact: Fade grew very protective over the settlement during New Dawn and it almost destroyed her when it was attacked by the Highwaymen.

Name: Dread

Nickname: Bad Omen, The Ancient One, Nuisance

Gender: Woman

Star Sign: --

Personality Type: Chaotic Neutral

Height: 7'11"

Orientation: Lesbian

Nationality/Ethnicity: none.

Fave Fruit: Apple

Fave Season: Winter

Fave Flower: Begonia

Fave Scent: Burning ashes

Coffee, Tea, or HC: Tea. It is comfort and relaxation for her.

Average Hours of Sleep: She does not sleep, but she will take rest. At least an hour or two.

Dog or Cat Person: Cats!

Dream Trip: She has no dream trips. Dread can go wherever she wants and all the excitement of new places has long been lost.

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: She does not sleep but she enjoys the comfort of blankets from time to time. 2 at minimum.

Random Fact: She is not a malevolent entity by any means. Dread is a warning sign that something bad is about to happen, but over the centuries, her appearance has been associated with her as the driving force behind tragedies.

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#a taurus who manages to kill cactuses....... yarden is just like me fr #dread almost 8 feet tall huh. omg hiiiiiiiiiiiiii hiiiii hiiiiiiii haha she could pick me up by the scruff of my neck that's so crazy #i love the mythology surrounding her too.........

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adelaidedrubman · 4 hours

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devastated that @jackiesarch was funnier than i ever will be making this, and i am now forced to retire from creating content ever again.

taglist (bc yeah i AM slapping the taglist on this 💜) @carrionsflower @queennymeria @risingsh0t @leviiackrman @imogenkol @shellibisshe @unholymilf @florbelles @adelaidedrubman @shallow-gravy @blissfulalchemist @cptcassian @socially-awkward-skeleton @roofgeese @marivenah @thedeadthree @loriane-elmuerto @kyber-infinitygems @inafieldofdaisies @cassietrn @belorage @simonxriley @strangefable @faarkas @henbased @cloudofbutterflies92 @delicateweapon @a-treides @onehornedbeast @poetikat and @confidentandgood

#absolute masterpiece...... brilliant.......

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