"looks like we're stuck here." derek to bon
she's stubbornly skeptical of this analysis —
❝ — shut up. that can't be true. ❞ her hand fumbles around in the dark for proof. she bypasses derek's elbow, his wrist, then the doorknob that she jiggles with a restless grip. it groans, but doesn't budge. the door seems to swell on its hinges and boomerang back at them. she digs around for logic. ❝ surely you can break the door down or i can spell the lock open. ❞ this is plausible. this is factual. neither of them rush into action. bonnie's knee is sandwiched against the inseam of derek's meaty thigh. he's built like an oak tree and gobbles up majority of the space. she doesn't understand why she holds her breath.
❝ — next time we'll have to reconsider our hiding spot. ❞
forced proximity, @rejectory ( accepting )
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Johan Faust Sterlingen Faust shenanigans 2
Sterling is @loosesodamarble oc
Johan whas wandering araund whit Sterling as they finde a magical item what looks like a golden stick whit a red Juwel on it
Sterling: I don’t think it’s safe we don’t even know what it dose
Johan: you right so let’s try it we are close home we can ask for help if something happened „puppy eyes
Sterling:…..
Sterling: ha…. Come give my it wo know if I can use my magic on it…….
Johan : sure catch „trow it to Sterling
Sterling: so let’s see
As she wants to use her magic glow’s the stick
Johan/Sterling :oh oh……..
Then shot the stick a magic ball out what shot’s in the direction of the black Bulls HQ and then gave it’s a big explosion
Johan: so we bury it and don’t tell a soul it’s whas us?
Sterling: I Agree
Then hear both swearing from yami :WO THE DAM SHIT WHAS THIS!!!!!!!!!
Sterling: make fast !!!!
Johan: ok !!!!
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Idk how anyone can love kids, especially when you live close to one that screams and crys pretty much all the time and then in the middle of the fucking night too. It's a fucking nightmare. I'm sure parents are very stupid...
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yo! you still defend incest and pedophilia these days?
I will NEVER stop being a proshipper if that is what you are asking.
And if you're an anti who harasses people over made-up stories, have a giant "FUCK YOU".
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All over America and Canada, even Florida, blonde shut up old bitch hookers were being bitten.
It is true. Some of them are autistic garbage
But they thought that they could play with the big boys and the girls because they are white supremacy garbage
Because they are going to replace the true beautiful women isn’t that right Alex hooker or whatever
You are going to replace Fiona fucking Apple because you are young and retarded
Please run your cock sucker some more yes, of course you’re a sex symbol. That’s why doctors are planning on murdering you. That’s why I don’t plan on helping you. I don’t like autistic garbage.
I don’t like incestuous trash either
It’s probably better to disconnect from all of those energies because I have a strong feeling that there are a lot of neglected dogs out there and you are going to continue to be neglected and if you are connected to people like Mark, you’re probably going to lose your life
You’re not going to take mine just because you like lemons and boys you will never fuck
Men to be honest with you, and that’s not yours, Alex because you are clearly a retarded child
I am bothered by Alex because if she is that retarded, maybe it’s because she was never taught any kind of boundaries she seems very much like a joker
She’s probably never seen any part of the world if she feels the need to steal my lemons
She will probably never ever find love
Awe

They started shutting Alex trash down because of the sensitive nature of some peoples lives, and the importance of certain artwork
Certain people obviously matter a lot more than other trash, and Alex Stephanie, a lot of other white trash. Women had not been educated about any manners whatsoever.
Right and Rachel honey the reason why they are having to murder you and others is because of this kind of trash sweetheart, because you know just as well as I do that white trash women
Well, I don’t need to explain this over and over and over. You are not a real woman and you never will be.
So do not complain when you are murdered if you want to run your cocksucker about autism, go ahead and do that, but don’t bother me in my back fucking yard over your pathetic stupidity
You will never be a beautiful woman, and you always will be considered incestuous garbage to me and mine
I think that’s the best kind of charity I could give somebody like you guys because I don’t want to put up with the sensitive problems of your stupidity

I think if Alex wants to be raped, we need to make sure that she gets the biggest Nager dick to destroy her ovaries
Nigger
And I think also Alex has a lot of problems because when she says that on her public blog, she is going to be buried 50 feet under because Quincy and the other African people don’t want anything to do with your ugly ass
Maybe it’s plastic surgery or maybe it’s just provincialism from one dumb Canadian hooker who cannot appreciate
I don’t appreciate hookers who don’t appreciate
And you are going to learn this
Alex, you can be killed
Rachel, you’re not special either hooker
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Let's-give-Bruce-a-heart-attack plan, in which all the Bats team up to get their identities "exposed"
As in, they go out in civvies with suits underneath their clothes, Clark Kent-style, except all of the suits are obviously wrong.
Tim gets exposed as Spoiler. Jason is spotted changing into Black Bat's uniform. Cass blinks innocently when someone points out the Robin top peeking out from underneath her clothes. Damian gets recorded, voice deadpan in a Batman suit size 14 yo like, "It's hard work being the Protector of Gotham, especially for as long as I've been doing it, but someone has to be there for the people."
Bruce is in Hell.
And he doesn't know what he's done to deserve this, but thankfully, he has an idea to get them to stop.
...Turns out Wonder Woman's skirt and boots make his calves look fantastic.
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