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maulfucker · 17 minutes
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I’m dying at how this poster for Attack of the Clones apparently confirms that Anakin got the whole “aggressive negotiations” line (that he told to Padme during their dinner conversation: “When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.” “Aggressive negotiations? What’s that?” “Ah, well, it’s negotiations with a lightsaber.”) RIGHT STRAIGHT FROM OBI-WAN. Because let’s be real, that 100% was an Obi-Wan Kenobi line. “It’s not brandishing a lightsaber to provide extra pressure on them, it’s simply a more aggressive negotiation.” OF COURSE THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED.
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maulfucker · 2 hours
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Love me a villain that is tragic and sympathetic but is also shown to have 70% of their problems be their own damn fault.
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maulfucker · 2 hours
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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.
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maulfucker · 3 hours
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ok so my idea for a bad batch redesign is. What if the bad batch was actually an experiment on transgenic clone modifications. like. really putting the "experimental" in experimental clone force.
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Hunter - Kaleesh genes make his senses sharper, and gives him infrared sensing (and by extension night vision) and stronger hunting instincts - His ears are pointy and taller than normal, but he hides that with his bandana - Has pit organs under his eyes (that's how he senses infrared and electric currents) - His eyes reflect light and have slit pupils - His pinkies work as secondary thumbs
Tech - Kind of a test to see how much of givins' natural affinity for mathematics is genetic and how much is socialized - He's better with maths and has quicker thinking than regular humans - Givin genes make him smaller, pale and bony, so he looks kinda sickly and starved but he's totally normal - The glasses help hide how deep his eyes are - The "balding" look from his original design is now because of his bone structure
Wrecker - Gamorrean genes give him enhanced strength - It also gives him a very strong sense of loyalty, and makes him tend to be stubborn - He's actually a little bit shorter than an average clone, but he's so wide that people think he's taller than he really is - His left canine broke in the same incident where he lost his left eye
Crosshair - Chiss genes give him infrared vision and better reflexes (and red scleras) - Umbaran genes give him ultraviolet vision - He really is just an experiment on expanding the human vision range - He sees infrared better than ultraviolet, and has better night vision than Hunter - His hair is a cool black instead of the usual warm black - He's a bit paler as well but that's because he doesn't like bright places
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maulfucker · 4 hours
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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
#:)
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maulfucker · 16 hours
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Ok I DID sketch it. But it's too late to post today so I'll post it tomorrow. Everyone look and clap or else 🔫
Had a pretty good idea for a bad batch redesign. Now we just hope I sketch it out to post about it
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maulfucker · 18 hours
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Buried by clouds, cradled by the sea.
It’s a beautiful lie, if I could just breathe a little deeper
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maulfucker · 19 hours
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I just keep feeling y’all Maul Memes✨
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maulfucker · 19 hours
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From Concept Art to Screen | Revenge of the Sith 10/??
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maulfucker · 19 hours
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can’t believe revenge of the sith takes place over four days. worst week of obi wan’s life. worst week of padme’s life. worst week of yoda’s life. somewhere in the bottom 50 for anakin
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maulfucker · 20 hours
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Had a pretty good idea for a bad batch redesign. Now we just hope I sketch it out to post about it
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maulfucker · 1 day
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For the palette challenge, Ahsoka with Global Warming prehaphs?
yes!! here you go. sorry its a bit rushed
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maulfucker · 1 day
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Happy ALIEN Day to those who celebrate
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maulfucker · 1 day
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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him
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maulfucker · 1 day
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I actually hate high school aus but I was struck by a vision. of Mandalore being P.E. class. the school had a field but it fell into disrepair so class is exclusively indoors now. Satine was a nice teacher who taught more theory and games than actual sports. Vizsla was the asshole teacher who wanted to turn class into a military training camp. they both get fired for some reason (punching each other in the hallways) so the martial arts teacher (Maul) has to take over p.e. (and he absolutely hates it). Bo-Katan is a college dropout who is applying to be p.e. teacher but her only qualification is being Satine's sister, and her main motivation is clearly just getting Maul fired. she gets a job as assistant/substitute teacher. every class with her in command is dodgeball.
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maulfucker · 1 day
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I love how we all looked at the absolute bullshit trainwreck that is the bad batch and went "I can fix it"
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maulfucker · 1 day
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I honestly can't tell if you're agreeing with or mocking my post
racism in star wars will have wikis saying shit like "this species that is inspired on a real life non-white people is just too stupid to use the Force"
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