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vildo · 3 days
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Not just a five-year mission
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Who's on Dick Grayson's long list of exes (wrong answers only)
Roy after a bet
Taylor Swift because he wanted a song about him
Maroni's secretary
Tex Luthor, Lex Luthor's gay cowboy cousin
Jimin, also after a bet
Mark the Batburger cashier
Vivian Jenna Wilson, Elon Musk's trans daughter
Jimmy Olsen on three separate occasions
Cupid, the Roman love deity
Bonnie and Clyde on a time travel mission
A random heiress at a Wayne gala
Matt Murdock on a multiverse mission
Legolas on a different multiverse mission
Han Solo on yet ANOTHER multiverse mission
Jake from State Farm
One of Jason's goons
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dcxdpdabbles · 1 day
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The Undead Florist
Anon said: Basically, I just wanted Danny to deliver flowers to the Justice League heroes from his fans. If you can include Everlasting Trio. U can add whatever crack you think would be best! Thank you!
Clark is in the middle of blocking a heat ray attack from a robot that copies the powers of any Justice League member when the unexpected happens. A kid, no older than fourteen, boldly walks into the battlefield carrying a lavish bouquet of red roses and trigger lilies.
He's dressed in a worker uniform: light brown khakis, a black shirt with a light-born vest, and a black baseball hat resting neatly on his head. There is a company logo on the upper right of his vest but Clark does not recognize the stylized D.
There was a still moment when Clark's super speed could see the exact second Amazo spotted the child. The boy wasn't paying attention, staring at his phone screen, which had the faint details of a map, and had two headphones in his ear.
Clark's eyes widen in horror, and he opens his mouth to try to shout a warning—though he doubts the kid could hear him over the loud music playing in his ear—but before he can, Amazo flung out an arm straight at the kid's head, still pinning Clark down with a cheap version of his own laser ray eyes.
No! No, please, he's so young! He pleads mentally, frozen in horror as the robot's hand goes right through the kid's head. It took a solid minute for Clark to realize that Amazo's hand hadn't ripped through the skull of the child but rather had passed through him as if the boy was not physically there.
From underneath a black baseball cap, brim, electric blue eyes stare at Amazo. Gesturing vaguely to the arm going through his head, the boy frowns. "Rude much?"
"Access: Black Canary," Amazo says in response, his jaw opening wider as a super-powered scream is released, pointing black at the kid's face.
The frown on the worker deepens as the boy reaches up and- slaps the android in the face? "Dude, I'm trying to work. I have like eight flower deliveries today. Also, that was a weak imitation. This is a real Ghostly Wail."
He opens his jaw, letting out a sound that wasn't as loud as Black Canary or Amazo but somehow worse.
And the sound—the unholy screech that releases from the child sends Clark to his knees, quivering in his boots as Amazo disintegrates right before his eyes. The only thing left of the android is a smothering pair of robotic legs that fall over with a loud thump.
The boy huffs, paying no mind to the fact that he took out the enemy the league had spent the last six hours fighting before Clark tried to lure it away from the city. He merely glances back at his phone, following the little moving icon on the map until he stands before the fallen hero.
"Hi! Are you Superman?" The kid asks in a polite, chipper tone. It's such a whiplash change between his normal voice and his customer service voice that it sets in. This is really just a Tuesday for him.
Clark opens and closes his mouth with a weak "Yes" and is pushed out.
The kid's smile grows as he pushes the flowers into his arms. Clark nearly drops the vase, scrambling to get a good hold of them as the kid pulls out a harmonica and plays a little jingle. It sounds like a mix between Happy Birthday and Ring Around the Roses.
Once he is done, the boy holds out his arms wide open and loudly proclaims, in a very obvious Transatlantic accent, which makes him sound... rather otherwordly: "These flowers are sent by your fan Kattie Longsmith in Metropolis, wishing to thank you for rescuing her mother and brother from a fire. She wants to remind you that she is your biggest fan and hopes you have a lovely day. Thank you for selecting the Undead Florist as your means of flora travel!"
With a theatric bow, the boy blinks out of existence.
Clark is left kneeling alone in a destroyed cornfield, beating black and blue, while holding a vase of lavished roses and lilies. He is unsure how long he will stay there, trying to process what he just saw as the Batplane flies onto the scene, Bruce jumping out of it with a cry of his name.
Batman growls upon taking in the scene before his friend rushes to his side. "What happened?"
"I ugh...I got a flower delivery." He manages to utter, eyes still trained on the spot of the strange kid.
"What?"
"Trust me, I'm as confused."
It turns out that Clark's delivery is not an isolated incident. Over the past three months, various Justice League members have reported similar interactions with the Undead Florist.
Flash got a bouquet while trying to stop Captain Cold. The kid had wandered in the middle of a fight, unfreezing the speedster to hand over yellow lilies and sunflowers from a little boy named Teddy Smith in Central City. He had melted the freeze ray that was shot at him while Barry was in the middle of a panic, thinking he would watch a child die.
One little jingle and message was delivered in a Transatlantic accent later, and the boy was gone without a trace again. Bruce had gone to the scene, trying to find anything that could give him some clue, but he disputed the clear picture of his face and the recording of his voice. Nothing about the boy came up in their systems.
Wonder Woman was next, receiving two large bouquets of roses from a fellow woman she had rescued named Trix Cooperman. Her jingle was slightly smoother jazz , and the message leaned towards romantic than gratitude from a fan, but the boy had delivered it nonetheless.
He also took out Cheetah with a well-placed punch, highly impressing Diana. He had the makings of a warrior.
Then Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Martian Man Hunter, Batman, Martian Man Hunter, Hawkgirl, Aquaman, Zatanna, and surprisingly Vigilante each got their own flower grams.
None of them were able to get any information about the child, seeing as he only appeared when the members were in the middle of a fight, which was driving Bruce mad.
Of course, they had tracked down all the clients but met a dead end when each claimed they had never placed an order with Undead Florist. Even when Diana was holding her rope, the people gave the same answer.
They had no idea why Undead Florist was delivering flowers in their name or where the message that came along with the flowers appeared from. The chilling part was that the messages did actively represent their emotions and feelings towards the heroes, but how the overpowered child knew that was left unanswered.
The other thing that bothered Bruce was that the Undead Florist only appeared when they were in battle.
"Maybe it's because he doesn't know how to find you otherwise," Nightwing suggested at the Justice League-wide meeting.
"He uses a GPS that is locked into the heroes." Batman grunts, not dismissing the suggestion but challenging it, which causes his eldest son to shrug.
"Undead could be following online tips or something. It's not like the Leauge is seen just strolling around the cities, but people tweak when they do happen to see us."
"We could test that. Have a group of heroes just relaxing at a cafe or something. See where he appears and if there is a pattern after monitoring social media." Red Robin suggests, rubbing his chin.
Batman considers it before nodding. "I shall divide the teams."
The Justice League goes out, doing as instructed, and sure enough, they find the Undead Florist appearing more and more. Red Robing happily puts together the pattern, pointing to social media generated by the younger generation's demographics.
Undead Florist is an actual teenager using DCtweets to find heroes to bring flowers to. They have enough proof of that to show he's harmless if one ignores his more than impressive battle skills.
"Now all we need to do is catch him," Clark announces. "We don't want to scare him, but the Justice League really needs to know how he's doing all of this. It could be a security risk."
Meanwhile, Danny chills in his haunt, watching Sam tend to the flowers in a large greenhouse he placed for her. Tucker is typing away on a ghost zone-powered supercomputer, looking at all the Soul orders their business is getting.
The Ghost Zone didn't have a formal currency; they had Deals instead. Even small unconscious deals—like wishing on a shooting star, throwing a coin in a fountain, or sending a prayer or two—could be turned into deals if a higher being encountered them.
Luckily for those people, Danny and his lovers are very kind higher beings and choose to complete their requests in a way that satisfies all of their obsessions without stealing souls.
Sam got to spread her greenery across worlds, Tucker got to spend time with tech from different universes and Danny was able to explore and protect the souls of humans.
That Danny could exchange these Soul orders for gold was no one business but their own.
"Ohhh, another order, Red Robin, from Universe Nine!" Tucker crows. "It's roses in the shape of a heart from Kon-el. Aw, he's in love with his best friend!"
"That's sweet." Danny smiles, leaning over his boyfriend's shoulder to read the message he must memorize when he struts into Gotham. "I know how much fun dating best friends is."
"Let's help those losers confess then!" Sam calls, raising her hands as roses of various colors burst to life around her.
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airu27-rkgk · 2 days
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Here's what i came up with for Kaishin One Prompt Challenge, thank you mac @dcmkkaishinevents for hosting! 🐟🐟🐟
The invisible Kaitou KID received a challenge to steal a big jewel. However, it is unfortunately an unremovable part of a turtle's shell. The animal is kept in a local aquarium. Kaito has to face his fear of fish to infiltrate the building, sneaking in as a janitor? delivery boy? Kudou Shinichi has just recently gotten his adult body back and is still in hiding from the BO. He needs to stop KID, but without attracting attention to himself. How lucky he is to find a fish mascot costume! Now, he can move around inconspicuously... Kaito has a heart attack when he sees the giant ugly fish mascot. But when Shinichi takes off the head in confusion, Kaito thinks, 'He was, unfortunately, very handsome.'
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crybabycunt · 3 days
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(after stitching Kate up)
Kate: Do you think it’ll scar?
Yelena: Dudes dig scars.
Kate: Do chicks?
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fishy0bishy · 1 day
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Not today
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North After seeing the wanted Gilded poster And Merrit making sure North doesn’t do a repeat from that other mission with gale
Ocs all from @qxuiara @north-heats-stronghold @fandomssvetlanafrom @novalizinpeace and all in @onyxonline Space Riders Au
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pawzofchaos · 2 days
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oh no
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they got rabies
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hannibard · 2 days
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I think Will Graham's problem is that he's constantly surrounded by only 4 groups of people: therapists, serial killers, cops and dogs. No wonder he ended up like That.
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arifeathers · 3 days
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Soft Elephant Chicken Brainrot (Again, don’t ask)
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cilil · 2 days
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Varda doesn't believe that the clit is the devil's doorbell.
She believes that Melkor has never seen one in his life.
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1sjust-lilsilly · 12 hours
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Hey spamton, im the person that gave to cookies and pipis
Im sorry they're not really useful!! instead, I shall give you something to release your anger on
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you may keep it!
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He likes the gift :)
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vildo · 2 days
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They’re married your honor
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stephaniebrownslover · 15 hours
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★彡[!TICCIWORK+NINAKATE DOUBLE DATE ONESHOT!]彡★
So @crushedsweets and @necroromantics tricked me into writing this. It's bad so don't have any expectations alright. And not exactly a date scene, kinda?
Also I tried to do some research about Toby's tics but I didn't understand how to write them. If how badly written his tics makes you feel bad, please let me know and help me with fixing it!
There's nothing special about this, just a simple, light-hearted fluff, no warnings! Swearing maybe?
And meeting part is soooo sloopy I'm gonna cry and sorry for everything
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"C'mon, babe! It'll be fun!"
Nina could hardly stop herself from wrapping her arms around Kate's body as Nina cheerfully clapped her hands in the air. She knew that Kate wouldn't say anything to her even though she wasn't used to being touched, but she was still trying to learn not to hug her every second.
What, she was going to have a girlfriend who was worthy for planets and she wouldn't let her know how much she cared about her every second?
Bullshit!
"Not that I don't trust you but you sure?"
"Yeah! You already know Tobes and you'll just looove Clocky."
Kate took a deep breath as Nina cheerfully extended the word; she had tried her best to turn the tense expression on her lips into a smile, and Nina was struggling not to kiss her on the lips right there, right now. Kate was a wonderful person.
"...Alright."
Kate was a wonderful person, indeed.
After all, Kate had put aside her social awkwardness just for her and agreed to go on a double date with Nina's two favorite friends who happened to be her favorite couple!
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
The girl with purple and black hair throw her arms around the neck of the girl with messy black hair, fearing that she would experience an explosion of love if she controlled herself more. 
"You're... cute when you, um, when, uh-"
Nina waited for her to finish her speech, looking into Kate's eyes with her own eyes, shining with joy.
"...Nevermind."
After giggling slightly, she did not neglect to plant a small kiss on Kate's cheeks.
"You're sooo cute when you're embarrassed."
"I'm not!"
Kate felt her heart tighten under the sweet expression of her lover, who gave her a puppy dog stare while trying to wipe the strawberry lipstick that formed on her cheek reflexively.
"Embarrassed..."
While Kate was talking, she gently pulled her hand away from her cheek. At the same time, Nina was admiring her precious treasure, which she valued more than anything. The way Kate's voice gradually became a whisper was so cute that she could feel her heart was going to explode.
"Whatever you say."
"Really."
Not taking the defiant gaze seriously, Nina waved her hand in the air, which had lesser bracelet compared to other.
"Believe you."
"You don't."
"Okay, okay."
After Nina didn't say anything for a while, she slowly decided to calm down Kate, who was caught up in a tsunami of thoughts in her own mind. Of course, Kate knew the other people who stayed in the forest, but she got really nervous in such situations, since she had never met anyone except Toby and Nina before, other than proxies. And that was so cute!
Kate, was like a highschooler waiting to be invited to the prom!
Sure, there was a very serious and heartbreaking truth behind this, but Nina was trying not to let Kate know that she was upset for her by looking at the positive side of the situation. Because she knew crying or pitying her would do neither of them any good.
"Actually, there are some things we should do."
Kate raised one eyebrow in the air with an inquiring expression.
"Like following them?"
"No, not like- why though?"
"To talk something."
While Kate tilted her head slightly forward, Nina reached out and held her hands to give her courage.
"That's very smart, too. But I mean other than that."
''Oh."
Nina raised her hands in the air, which were together with Kate's, as she spoke cheerfully.
"We need to go shopping. And we should buy something for the cutey couple. And I have to see the place, maybe do some decoration if necessary. Oh, also I need to do something cute but embarrassing for them and-!"
Kate didn't let her talk any more, she leaned Nina into her lap with a perfect move, which she used an extra effort while holding her because of Nina's imbalance.
And accompanied by autumn leaves falling from the trees, she kissed her girlfriend on the lips.
"Uh, hi, babe."
Nina didn't quite know what to say as she left the kiss.
She could have sworn her legs were shaking as Kate put her safely on her feet. Kate made a move to put on her mask and leave the forest. All this romance was too much for her.
Still, ignoring the voices telling her to walk, she turned around and checked on Nina.
"Comin'?"
"Um, yeah!"
Pausing, Nina came to Kate with a sudden run and took her hand. 
"So, we also need to buy you new clothes-"
While Nina was starting to talk cheerfully, she suddenly felt the need to put her empty hand to her mouth and apologize.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I love your style but it's just-"
"Get you, no worry."
Kate slightly increased the squeeze on Nina's hand to reassure, and then reinstated it again.
"You're the best! Maybe we can buy couple t-shirts, too! And Megadeth stuff, I guess. I know you like them."
Kate was lucky to have her mask on.
And she was the luckiest person in the world to have such a girlfriend.
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"So, yeah."
Clockwork straightened up on the sofa where she and her boyfriend Toby were sitting, and joined arms. While talking normally, she was literally shocked when Toby suddenly told her that she and Nina and Kate were going out on a double date two days later.
"The fuck did ya' get us in?"
While raising one eyebrow in the air, Toby also moved to a proper sitting position, both excited and nervous. Although it was too difficult for him to make eye contact, he looked at Clockwork's right eye. He was careful not to look at her clock, since he could het distracted easily by the movements of the clock.
"Dunno, she-she was making the eyes and- and I... it happened, o-okay!"
Clockwork took a deep breath with an exasperated attitude.
"How the hell did you survive 'til this time?"
Toby tried to put on a cool expression with a big smile, but failed.
"I'm that cool."
"You're that dumb."
He waited hesitatingly while he held out his girlfriend's hands to take his. When he did not take a negative attitude from her, he took her hands in his own palms. He knew that she didn't like to be touched suddenly because of her past, so he was showing lots of effort in order to avoid hurting her.
"C-come on, Clocky, just come f-for me!"
"Know what? Screw it-"
As Clockwork took a deep breath again, she decided to give her approval to this meeting idea. After all, although Toby would ask her for many things for his entertainment, there would be very few things that he would actually ask her to do. Besides, she could already get along with Nina, and it wouldn't be bad if she met Kate, whom Toby often talks about.
"Please, p-please, please-"
"Let me finish, asshole."
Toby was already in the begging position.
"Oh, sorry sweetie."
"Don't call me sweetie."
Clockwork hadn't said that to seem rude, she just didn't like being called by an affectionate nickname, and she knew Toby was doing it to annoy her. It wasn't that she was really angry or anything, she was just making Toby realize once again how stupid and cute he was.
"I'll come but-"
Unable to hold himself any longer, Toby jumped out of the coach into the air, reflecting on the exact meaning of the word excitement, and joyfully shook his fists in a sign of victory. Then he joyfully held out his hand to take Clockwork's hands and rotate them.
"You're the best! Love ya'!"
"Fuck you, Toby!"
Clockwork certainly didn't like being interrupted in the middle of something important, and this case was no exception.
"Sorry sorry."
A devilish smile formed on Clockwork's lips as Toby instantly apologized.
Oh, how innocent and pure he was.
"I'll come only if you agree on that butterfly tattoo."
"Done!"
Her evil smile turned to a surprised feature when she saw that Toby had so easily accepted getting a butterfly tattoo on his waist area to make fun of, which had been a matter of discussion for months. This tattoo thing was a conversation that had been going on between them for months, and even though Toby found tattoos cool, he refused this offer since he didn't want to do something ridiculous.
"What kind of a speel she put you on?"
Toby leaned his head forward in a slightly embarrassed attitude. Every time he would talk about his past, he would do this.
"I-it's just, just I never had a co-cool girlfriend and real frien-ds and I want them to li-ke-ke each other so."
She could feel an anger beginning to bubble up inside her. She didn't like anything Toby had experienced in his past, and she hated everyone, especially his father, except his older sister and his mother. Toby didn't deserve for anything he went through as a child to happen to him.
She knew she couldn't undo the past, but now was in her hands, and she wasn't going to let anyone treat him like that again.
"D-don't know, just ram-ramblin'."
When he realized Toby was also uncomfortable with this topic, she changed the subject.
"Just promise me you'll don't say how 'awesome' I am in every two seconds."
She loved the way Toby's eyes shone like a puppy dog's. She could have given up almost anything for this view.
"Does t-that mean no butter-flies?"
"Nah, that's settled."
Almost.
"I had a h-hard child-hood and I was always-ways afraid of need-les because of-"
"Don't push your luck, kiddo."
When Toby started smiling, she realized that he was teasing her just to get away from the tattoo, and she decided to put a stop to it.
"Finee."
When Toby extended the word and saw that there was silence, he put a big smile on his face.
"Ever told ya' I love ya'?"
"We need to go shopping now."
Clockwork suddenly got up from the sofa and pointed to the door of the room where they were sitting.
"Why?"
Toby looked at the place she was pointing with a meaningless expression.
"To buy them a gift and normal clothes for you."
He suddenly put her hands on his chest with an expression as if he was betrayed.
"Hold o-on, what's wrong with my clot-hes?"
"All are muddy or blood stained."
"...Fair e-enough."
He had spoken in such a hoarse voice that it was almost certain Clockwork had not heard him.
He sometimes underestimated his lover's perfectly sharp ears too much.
"Let's go then."
When Clockwork pointed to the door again, Toby raised one eyebrow in surprise.
"Now?"
"Now."
He suddenly directed his gaze to his feet.
"Aw, man. That's suck."
Clockwork was content to just shrug.
"Your fault."
Toby said nothing, only came closer to Clockwork, who was waiting for him to leave the living room, and together they made their way to the bathroom of the cottage to make preparations for landing in the city.
They weren't holding hands, but the fact that their shoulders were touching was good enough for both of them.
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"Alright, so which one would you prefer?"
Nina held up the crop shirts she was holding, which had two different style cuts, one completely black and one completely pink; and because she was indecisive, she was asking Kate which one was more beautiful.
Kate, who wanted to finish shopping and go home as soon as possible, was disturbed by the brightness of the store's fluorescent lights and the noise of a pop song playing in the background. She leaned forward, bringing her back to a hunched position on the soft stool in which she was sitting. Fashion was definitely not her specialty, and she was surprised every time that Nina had such an impressive style.
"Both?"
"Aww, sweetheart, I'd love to buy both for myself but you know, I'm still paying for Christmas gifts."
After Nina made a noise like she was watching a kitten, Kate decided she didn't want to disappoint her. She couldn't do it reven if she wanted to anyway, she only felt that way because she wasn't used to get so much love.
She ran her fingers around the clothes rack behind her for a while, looking at the crops with a sensitivity that would hurt if she touched them, trying to choose the one that reminded her Nina most.
"Hmm, maybe... this one?"
There was a pretty cute butterfly pattern on the purple crop top she held. Instead of childish butterflies, this one was a stylish butterfly that could have been more of a music band's album cover, Nina's eyes literally lit up when she noticed the elegance of the outfit in her girlfriend's hand.
"Oh my god, you're a genius, Kate!"
Since Nina took the cloth from Kate's hands without thinking, Kate's efforts to look at the price tag were interrupted.
"Nina-"
"What? Something wrong?"
Not understanding why Kate was uneasy, Nina shook her head from side to side, had officially forgotten about her surroundings due to the excitement provided by a beautiful piece. Even though she had a ton of clothes in her closet.
"... No."
"That's like the best thing I've ever seen and I'll buy this one no matter what. But, let's check the price first!"
After grasping something through the outfit with her long nails, Kate quickly realized that the real smile on her face had been replaced by a fake one.
Nina spoke in a slightly trembling tone of voice.
"Kate, dear, you really want this one?"
"That's okay."
Kate didn't want her to but something so expensive, she would have liked to give it to her girlfriend as a gift, but she had no money left since she had invested all her money in some games and CDs last month. 
Although she was trying to make a mental note of stopping by the store at midnight, she had a bad headache because of the brightness which prevented her from thinking.
Kate grimaced with a sudden headache, but Nina misinterpreted her expression and bowed down in front of Kate, thinking that she had upset her.
"No, no, no, don't do that face, my baby. Please, I'll get it, okay?"
"Don't buy it. It was just a rec."
It wasn't easy for her to speak when she was trying to massage her aching head with her fingers.
"But you liked it! We got everything you wanted and this is not an exception."
"But..."
Kate had realized what a misunderstanding there had been, and she wanted Nina to know this, and stop her from buying it. Nevertheless, Nina thought that she would tell her not to buy it again because of her previous sentence. That's why she tried to soften the atmosphere with a joke.
"No. If you liked it, everyone'll literally fall in love with me."
"Toby?"
Nina, who thought the question was whether Toby's falling in love with her or not, eagerly replied.
"Yes, even Toby."
Stopping to question what kind of misunderstanding she had fallen into, Kate raised one of her bony fingers and pointed to a person at the entrance of the store. He was not wearing his usual glasses and had used an ordinary surgical mask instead of his classic mask to hide the wound on his cheek.
"No, Toby."
When Nina looked at the place where Kate's finger was pointing, her eyes grew wide with surprise.
"Toby? Is that Clocky?"
When she confirmed that the two people talking to each other were Clocky and Toby, she grabbed Kate's hand and pulled her to her feet.
"Let's go."
Toby was holding a children's t-shirt with dinosaurs in his hand at the time, the size of the t-shirt oddly matched Clockwork, but the model was so ridiculous and babyish that Clockwork got angry. It wasn't a real anger, it was more like she was annoyed.
"Oh, don't threaten me with that shirt, bastard. You know damn well I have photos."
"D-delete them or I swear I'll fuck you-"
Nina, who was entering in the middle of them at that time, got between the two while they were arguing. She waved both hands to her friends at once.
"Hi Clocky! Hi Toby!"
While Clockwork was puzzlingly questioning whether she was seeing correctly, Toby returned her greeting.
"Nina?"
"Hi Nina!"
Nina greeted him again, as if she hadn't been the first to speak.
"Hi guys! Wow, what a sweet surprise!"
"Yeah..."
Nina cheerfully clapped her hands in the air while Clockwork hummed to herself.
"Sooo, what were you talking about?"
"This sel-fish prick you see refu-ssses to buy me clothes."
When Toby dived into the middle of a word, Clockwork felt the need to interrupt and tell the truth in order to prevent a misunderstanding.
"For fuck's sake. That's not the deal!"
Toby gently moved his hand to the side of his face that was close to Clockwork for blocking her, then he spoke in a hoarse tone of voice.
"Whatever."
Clockwork walked wearily over to Kate, who was waiting on the sidelines. She knew that this duo would soon be immersed in their own conversation and she'll be ignored. That's what he wanted anyway.
"So what're you doin' here?"
"You first."
"It's kinda a long story. So you know our date thingy and we decided to go shopping for some stuff like..."
Clockwork came near to Kate, who was waiting on the corner with a nervous attitude, and stood next to her for a while. She understood that Kate had noticed her coming but didn't care because even though she had never spoken to Kate, she knew how full of danger and caution she was.
Still, this was not enough to control Clockwork's sense of curiosity. That's why she decided to break the silence and start a conversation.
"Yo, are you Nina's girlfriend?"
Kate made a short answer without needing to look at her. Although she didn't care, she knew that she would have to talk soon with her, so she asked a question in a monotone tone that she already knew the answer to. She didn't want there to be any strange tension between them if they needed to be alone.
"Yes. Are you Toby's?"
"Sadly."
"Hmm."
Finding nothing to say to this, Kate contented herself with merely making a thinking noise. Nor could it be said that she fully understood the reason why Clockwork had said such a thing about her lover.
"He's such a pain in the ass sometimes."
Toby looked at where Kate and Clockwork were, and sent a stupid kiss to Clockwork, she rolled her eyes, but he couldn't stop her lips from curling up slightly. Then, seeing that Toby and Nina had returned to their own conversation, she spoke.
"But he's kinda cute deep under his idiotness."
Kate tried to make a joke so as not to feel too strange in this environment.
"Must be really deep."
Clockwork raised her non-eye-patch-wearing eyebrow in amazement. It was obvious that she had not expected such a thing after Kate's silence.
"Oh, I liked you."
Kate began to play restlessly with the sleeves of her long-sleeved t-shirt.
"Okay."
Clockwork felt the need to speak again a little later.
"You know, Toby talks about you a lot. Kate this and Kate that. You're kinda famous."
''Oh."
Clockwork spoke with a sarcastic grin.
"I like how you scare him."
"Uh, sorry."
"But you protect him, too. And that bastard can be cocky sometimes, so he deserves it."
Kate allowed her tense expression to relax and replied with the comfort of knowing that she was approved.
"Yeah."
"So thank you."
"For..?"
Clockwork spoke with a pause, even the thought of something like this happening caused her a deep sadness, so itwas not easy to express.
"For not letting him die."
Kate paused for a while, not quite sure what she should say.
"...You're welcome."
She made an attempt to start a conversation again without letting a new silence fall. It wasn't bad talking to Kate, but she didn't like her being so nervous. However, she couldn't say anything because she knew the reason behind it.
"How about you two?"
Kate didn't expect such a question, so it was almost like she hit a wall. She wanted to put her hands on her cheeks so that the slight redness had formed on her face wouldn't be noticed, but she just stayed still since it would attract more attention. She wished she was wearing her hoodie.
"We're... cool."
"Seems so."
Clockwork had noticed how excited Kate was, contrary to Kate's hopes for the opposite, and she had found it quite sweet.
"You really like her, don't you?"
"Yes. Why?"
"She might seem happy but she has a rough past about... relationships."
Everyone clearly knew that she was talking about Jeff.
Every time this topic was brought up, she got really mad with true anger. Clockwork's friendship with him had broken down because of his terrible behavior to Nina.
"What's your point?"
Kate had made her hands into fists, as she does every time this topic is brought up. Nina's past did not concern her, and she was also ready to fight to the death with any ghosts from her past.
"Don't ever dare to hurt her."
Kate responded by shaking her head.
"Same for you."
Feeling that she was still nervous, Clockwork decided to say the result out loud to calm down the atmosphere. As if it wasn't obvious enough.
"Glad we could sort this out then."
However, Kate still could not get rid of the uncomfortable feeling caused by this situation. And this was quite understandable for her. Obviously, if the same thing had happened with Toby, Clockwork would have given the same reactions, even more.
"I'm serious. I'll kill you if you-"
"Relax, I won't. Okay?"
Clockwork made a sign with one of her hands in order to stop her.
Kate took a deep breath and tried to relax, just like Nina had taught her.
"Okay."
There was silence between them for a while. Having figured out that Kate is not a very talkative type, Clockwork decided to use the badge of the music group she saw when they first met to start a topic to talk about.
"You like Megadeth?"
"Yeah. They're cool."
"The coolest."
Kate was excited to find someone with similar tastes to her after a long time. Nina and she had very different musical thoughts from each other, and although Toby was the closest person to hers, it became different after a while.
Unable to contain her excitement any longer, she asked a question.
"What else you listen?"
And just when they got to the really interesting part of the conversation, they were interrupted with Nina grabbing Toby by the arm and dragging him away.
"Heyyy, babeee!"
Clockwork did not neglect to hum to herself.
"Oh no."
Both of them, especially Clockwork, were literally shocked when Toby spoke cheerfully.
"So we deci-ded to go o-our date now."
"Now?!"
Because of her unwittingly shouting, all the customers turned their attention to the group of four. She could feel being being crushed under Kate's rude gaze towards her.
"Sorry, or whatever, but now?"
"Yeah! All of us are already here together so why not?"
Nina clapped her hands in the most cheerful way, as if it were possible.
"But-"
"It's okay, sweetheart. I know you don't like unplanned things but it'll be better over than waiting nervously. But it's still okay if you're not feeling good enough to talk with others. We can go back to my home."
"... It's fine. Just... surprised."
She knew that Kate did not like sudden changes of plans. It was only by immersing herself in the excitement of the moment that she had suddenly decided on such a meeting. But for Nina, it was more important than anything for Kate to feel at peace, and if Kate didn't feel comfortable, she was ready to give up the date.
But Kate had said yes.
Kate was perfect, Kate was cute, Kate was charming, Kate was a very nice person!
Nina could not stand the love surging inside her any longer and hugged Kate with a flood of emotions at that moment.
"Even Kate said yes, please come for me, Clocky."
"I'm gonna fuckin' kill you one day."
In contrast to Kate and Nina's conversation, Toby and Clockwork's talking seemed tougher, but that's how their communication was. Still, that didn't mean they didn't love each other.
"You lo-ove me."
Although Toby couldn't be seen smiling because of his mask, it could easily be understood from his eyes.
"No, I don't!"
"Aww, you'd die for me."
Clockwork gifted him a middle finger.
"Eat shit and die, asshole."
"Guys, she loves me so mucc-ch."
Toby made the special sign that they had developed, which meant that he wanted to hug Clockwork, and Clockwork approved this with a deep sigh and her head.
"Fuck all of you."
"Are we group hugging?"
"No!"
"No!"
Clockwork was already getting overwhelmed by Nina jumping on top of them while Toby is buckling under pressure.
The amazing thing is that even Toby said no to this offer.
"Kate, would you like to come?"
"I'm fine."
"Here, hold my hand."
Nina held out her hand to Kate, who was standing on the edge watching them, so that she wouldn't feel lonely. Although Kate sighed with annoyance, she took Nina's hand and moved a few steps closer to the hugging trio.
"Can we stop this bullshit?"
Clockwork spoke in a strange voice as she tried to breathe.
"Just five more seconds."
"Alright."
When Nina finally loosened her arms, Toby also breathed with relief and instantly pulled on his arms.
"So what's the plan?"
"I know somewhere to hang."
"No bars in daytime, Clocky."
"..."
Kate, upon the rejection of Clockwork's offer, spoke up to make it clear that she also knows a place.
"Kate, love of my life, I love hanging out in the forest with you but I wanna do something different now."
"I know."
"..."
After there was silence for a while, Toby raised his index finger excitedly in the air, as if he had been shaken from side to side by a sudden tick wave.
"Oh, how about game saloons?"
"That's amazing!"
"Hey, you didn't pay for them!"
Just when they were leaving the store, they suddenly stopped with an angry employee calling them out.
"Oh, right."
Clockwork muttered to herself.
"God help us all."
"He won't."
She grimaced at what Kate said.
"Oh man, we're so fucked up this time."
"Hey, look at this Clocky!"
When she looked at the place Toby pointed out, she saw the rabbit hat in the section where the check out was.
May God have mercy on the poor souls of Clockwork and Kate.
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The Wayne kids aren’t mafia, but individually they’re scary enough for people to assume they are. Everyone knows Brucie Wayne is the biggest himbo ever and his kids are running everything from the shadows. It’s like…a given. Seriously have you seen his kids? Tim’s even the CEO at 18.
Dick is beloved. Everywhere he goes kids practically flock to him, but people have seen him slam one too many possible child predators into a wall with the most threatening smile for them to think he’s all sunshine and rainbows.
One time, a mother asked for his help because his daughter was missing and the police wouldn’t help. Dick made one call (to Tim or Oracle), and the child was back by the end of the day and an entire trafficking ring was taken down. When asked he simply smiled and denied any involvement but said he was over joyed that one more trafficking ring was out of their city.
Jason Todd is Crime Alley’s hero. More so than anyone else, he has directed funds to help the area he called home before being taken in by Wayne. He died, but no one actually believes that. The Wayne children’s “mafia” had him doing something under cover. And while dick is all threat with a smile, Jason is Threaten with a frown. He can send people running with just a look.
someone noticed that Jason is always strapped. Man has no less than 5 weapons and one is always a gun. He doesn’t hide it, kids always ask him question and Jason always stops to answer them if he has the time. Even shows kids a few moves if they need to defend themselves. For whatever reason people don’t connect hood to Jason, but they definitely think Jason is funding hood.
Tim is the most relatable. Certified genius and always down to help kids with homework. Sometimes he’ll camp out in a cafe for the day. Without fail his location gets leaked and by mid afternoon he’s put away his WE work to tutor any students who have walked in.
He’s always tired, always has coffee, and always gives people a smile, but he knows too much. Rumor is that nothing happens in this town without Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne knowing. One time he was taking a break at the park, scrolling through his phone when a group approached him clearly intent on kidnapping him. Before they even got close Tim was reciting their social security number, their cell phones, the names of their loved ones, and their address.
When Tim looked up it was with a tired smirk that clearly came across as a warning. He then stood, slipped a business card onto the bench, and told them if they need work to call this number and their reps will help them find something regardless of their past record.
Rumor has it the downfall of the most recent corrupt socialite was completely orchestrated by Tim.
Damian is a little gremlin that has the family wrapped around his finger. At first their were rumors of infighting between the two youngest (Tim and Damian), but then how could that be possible when at the first sign of trouble Timothy materializes out of the shadows wearing his mother’s smile that promised social and financial ruin if you so much as looked at his baby brother wrong.
Dick flat out punched a man in the face for calling Damian a terrorist. The “victim” was high society and swore up and down that their would be a law suit, but Tim took care of it with a few photos and screen shots of an affair that would have ruined the man in question.
Damian has scary dog privilege on his own, but it’s a whole new ballpark when Jason is out with him. Apparently someone tried to kidnap Damian on the way to meet up with Jason and the bats didn’t even need to be called. Jason took care of it before they even got the kid in the van.
Damian is a violent little thing. Everyone knows, even if it was never announced, that he got it from where ever he had been living before, so they always gave him a little leeway, especially since his violent tendencies were decreasing…at least physically. Damian can, will, and regularly verbally eviscerates anyone who wrongs him. It’s impressive as it is scary. This kid looks at you like he can read every insecurity you’ve ever had and is not afraid to air it to the world while also insulting you into the grave.
Individually they’re terrifying, but the reason that they’re still Gotham’s golden family is because together the goofiest fucking people you have ever seen in your life (also the endless amount of charity work they do together as a family). When all four siblings are together they always end up trending and it’s always the funniest shit you’ve ever seen.
During the first major snow when all of the streets were shut down the Wayne Boys were out in all terrain jeeps shredding it up dragging someone behind them on ski’s or a snowboard
Somehow, all four boys were spotted trekking across town covered in a rainbow of colored powder. When someone enquired they admitted to getting into a rather harmless prank war with the currently reformed Ivy and Harleen Quiznel. If asked they totally won, but the fact that no part of any of the boys was uncovered said otherwise.
Dick once asked social media to help him track down Tim because he hadn’t slept in 3 days and was not supposed to leave the house. He’d been spotted at a cafe he doesn’t usually frequent and anyone around to witness the retrieval would later say it was the cleanest covert op they’d ever witnessed from the Wayne boys. Jason was the get away driver, dick was on retrieval duty, and Damian was there to make sure their route in and out was clear (hold open the door). Tim was recorded yelling every creative non curse (because no cursing in front of Damian, Alfred said so) under the sky, struggling in the arms of Dick Grayson who was smiling bright enough to rival the sun. 3 minutes in and out. The video screen shots are still used as a meme template to this day.
Brucie Wayne gets asked about his boys in interviews a lot. There are a lot of times where he’s only finding out about their shenanigans due to the interview question, but he just smiles and says he’s happy they’re all getting along while mentally planning out how to deal with them later.
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(there's a fire in the background)
Yelena: You had one job!
Kate: What was that again?
Yelena: Shut off the boiler so it doesn't explode!
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