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Kate: A week ago, I accidentally slept with Yelena.
Clint: Really?
Kate: Yes.
Clint: You accidentally slept with Yelena?
Kate: Yes.
Clint: Accidentally?
Kate: Yes.
Clint: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
#bishova#crack#funny#yelena belova#kate bishop#clint barton#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#bishlova#hawkeye#bishova incorrect quotes#bishlova incorrect quotes#yelena belova incorrect quotes#kate bishop incorrect quotes#source: west wing#.jpeg
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Heather: About a week ago I accidentally made out with Leshawna.
Gwen: Really?
Heather: Yes.
Gwen: You accidentally made out with Leshawna.
Heather: Yes.
Gwen: Accidentally.
Heather: Yes.
Gwen: I don’t understand, did you trip or something?
#source: west wing#total drama#td heather#td gwen#ship: heather x leshawna#incorrect quotes#incorrect screaming gaffers
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Colin: Where are you going?
Jan: I'm going to a bookstore. Want to come?
Colin: An hour with you in a bookstore? Couldn't you just throw me off the Shard?
Jan: It's Tuesday, Colin! There's no reason we can't do both!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect ted lasso#ted lasso#colin hughes#jan mass#source: the west wing#source: west wing
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Gwen: About a week ago I accidentally made out with David.
Penelope: Really?
Gwen: Yes.
Penelope: You accidentally made out with David.
Gwen: Yes.
Penelope: Accidentally.
Gwen: Yes.
Penelope: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
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Giovanni: Lysandre, you meant “stronger” here, right?
Lysandre: What’s it say?
Giovanni, reading: “I’m proud to report that our party is stranger than it was two years ago.”
Lysandre: That’s a typo.
Giovanni: … It could go either way, truthfully.
#Source: West Wing#Pokemon#Pokemon Villains#Incorrect Quotes#Rocket Leader Giovanni#Giovanni#Flare Leader Lysandre#Lysandre#(Wowza)#(Can you believe this blog has been up and running for three years now?)
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Amphitrite: Luidaeg, come quick. Titania's getting her ass kicked by a girl.
Luidaeg: Acacia, get some popcorn.
#Source: West Wing#October Daye#Incorrect October Daye#Seanan McGuire#Incorrect Quotes#Amphitrite#Luidaeg#Acacia#Titania Mention#Titania#Titania Queen of Faerie
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Bex: What's going on with you and Zach?
Cammie: Nothing
Macey: I think you're wrong.
Cammie: I think I'm not
Liz: We think you're getting together
Cammie: We're not
Liz: But you want to
Cammie: Yes
Bex: I think- wait, what?
Cammie: See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.
#gallgher girls#incorrect quotes#gallagher girls series#cammie morgan#zach goode#bex baxter#macey mchenry#liz sutton#source: west wing
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Peter: I'm gonna help you, 'cause you know why?
Gwen: Because you walk around with so much guilt about everybody you love dying that you're a compulsive fixer?
#incorrect spiderverse#incorrect quotes#Spider-Man#Peter Parker#Spider-Gwen#Gwen Stacy#source: West Wing#Marvel
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Steve: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Eddie.
Robin: Really?
Steve: Yeah.
Robin: You accidentally slept with Eddie.
Steve: Yes, Eddie Munson.
Robin: Accidentally?
Steve: That's what I said!
Robin: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
#stranger things#incorrect quotes#steve harrington#robin buckley#steddie#accidentally my ass harrington#source: west wing#stranger things incorrect quotes
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Dorn: How many different ways you know how to kill a man?
Sarevok: How many different ways do I need?
Dorn: I like you.
#source: west wing#baldur's gate#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#bg2#bg2 tob#throne of bhaal#dorn il khan#sarevok anchev
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Larry: You meant ‘stronger’ here, right?
McPhee: What’s it say?
Larry: ‘I am proud to report that our museum is stranger than it was a year ago.’
McPhee: That’s a typo.
Larry: It could go either way.
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Wonwoo: You're right.
Mingyu: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
#wonwoo#mingyu#seventeen#svt#incorrect quotes#kpop#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect seventeen#incorrect svt#incorrect svt quotes#source: west wing
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Dan: Have you ever been yelled at by Chloe?
Lucifer: Tsk, I'm not afraid of her.
Dan: So that's a no.
#lucifer netflix#chloe decker#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#daniel espinoza#incorrect lucifer quotes#source: west wing
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*Girl Time*
Polly: Why do you talk to me like this?
Anne: Because you never had a big sister and you need one.
#source: west wing#incorrect amphibia quotes#incorrect quotes#haven't done one of these in a while#but that was totally how that went
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Erin: It really bothers you that Tabii listens to me sometimes!
Sasha: Yes, but you shouldn't take it personally. It bugs me when Tabii listens to anyone who isn't me.
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Dr. O: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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