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cyborgnewtgardener · 2 years
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kiwibirb1 · 2 months
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Trio therapy quotes because I'm mentally ill for these girls:
Anne: ugh my gfs won't stop joking about their truama
Therapist: And why does that make you upset?
Anne: well I'm the cause of one of them and I watched the other die yknow? Like I dont get how they're so chill about it!
Therapist: ...I keep forgetting you have went to a frog world
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Therapist: Well, it sounds to me like you need an outlet to work through your anger. Do you have anything in mind?
Sasha: Swords.
Therapist: Oh, like LARPing? Yes, that might work, I can look into-
Sasha: No. Real ones. Preferably against a giant newt king. In his chest. So he's dead.
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Marcy: Yeah and so then the giant hivemind possessed me and I lost control of my body and had to fatally injury my gf. I mean like she survived somehow I think it was to do with our anime powers-
Therapist (in head): Holy shit this girl needs stronger therapy
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Idk how to do these help
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artistkun · 1 year
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Anne: can you turn on the lights?
Marcy: I don't need to because you're the light of my life.
Anne: [blushes]
Marcy: [blushes as well]
Sasha: It's fucking dark!! I can't see shit!
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weirdkev27 · 4 months
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Anne: Mom, Dad, I really like Marcy and Sasha.
Oum: Why not, dear, Marcy and Sasha are nice girls.
Anne: No Mom, I mean I really like Marcy and Sasha!
Bee: We heard you the first time, Anne. You have a homosexual attraction to Marcy and Sasha.
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scrabbleknight · 3 months
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Sasha: I'm proud to identify as moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
Anne: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Sasha, taking off her clothes: Anne, you're so fucking stupid.
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Grime: Lieutenant! Engage your enemy!
Sasha, getting down on one knee in front of Anne: Will you mar-
Grime: NOT LIKE THAT!!
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erzasimpbitch · 1 year
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Marcy: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sasha: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Anne,Do you think I have anger issues?
Anne: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix
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Hop Pop: You spend all day digging and planting and obsessin' over your garden.
Hop Pop: But when it's done, the most amazin' feeling washes over you.
(Beat)
Sprig: Pride?
Hop Pop: (feeling his back) Tremendous, tremendous back pain.
Hop Pop: …I've been crouched over all day.
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ducktales-kat · 1 year
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Yunan: Sometimes I’m scared of Marcy.
Lady Olivia: What? She’s like a caterpillar! How can you be scared of her?
Yunan: More like a caterpillar with endless with endless energy and too much glitter
Sasha: The glitter is a bit scary. It’s amazing how she can use it to fight.
Anne: She has skills. Skills that she got by being too sweet and pure for the world.
Yunan: She’s nature’s answer to pollution.
Sasha: She’s God’s answer to Satan.
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rulersreachf4n · 10 months
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Marcy: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Anne: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Sasha: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. How did you know I was up until 3am?
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piranisarius · 2 years
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Amphibia as stuff my friends and I have said (Part 18)
Sasha: (Trying on Marcy’s glasses) Holy shit Mars, you’re blind! Can you see the future with these things?
Marcy: (Irritated) Yes
Marcy: And in the future Anne still doesn’t want to date you
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amphibiaisawesome · 1 year
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Hop-Pop: "I've got a new grandchild!"
Anne: "What? How-"
Hop-Pop: *slams adoption papers onto the table*
Hop-Pop: "It's you. Sign here."
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artistkun · 1 year
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Marcy: Sashimi says 'I love you' weirdly
Anne: How so?
Marcy: Watch this.
Marcy: Sashy, I love you!
Sasha, serious: I'd kill for you.
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weirdkev27 · 2 years
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Sasha, texting Anne: I’m going out to market. You want anything?
Anne, texting back: No thanks, I’m god.
Sasha: Right, of course. My humble apologies. You deserve far greater offerings than mere groceries.
Anne: Dangit. GOOD I MEANT GOOD!
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solqngelotp · 2 years
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anne: It’s dark in here
marcy: Don’t worry dude I got this
marcy: *stomps their feet*
marcy: *skechers light up*
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Post timeskip
Anne: To fully heal my inner child, some people would have to die.
Sasha:
Marcy:
Anne: now let me show you other parts of the aquarium-
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