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secretnook · 10 months

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I feel like we, as a society, moved on a little too fast from the first afc richmond v. west ham game (WW3 if you will.) I think there are just so many amazing moments within that short scene that are not talked about enough!! Like Isaac physically carrying Richard away from the other team and Richard kicking his feet like a literal toddler? Sam and Dani not only getting very angry but actually very physical?? Jan Mass being a literal menace and getting in every single persons face??? BUMBERCATCH being the one to dive into the second half and knocking someone on their ass and getting a red card?? The fact that JAMIE THE PRICK OF ALL PRICKS TARTT WAS NOT IN ONE SCENE WHERE THERE WAS FIGHTING OR AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR??? That one I feel like should be discussed more FOR SURE!!

My personal fav moment is Isaac sending this poor man to his grave without much effort (wish it was me)

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korkiekenobiconfirmed · 9 months

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#bonus: “hi gay I’m dad” from simon #saw a version with colin #decided I had to make one for jamie #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley james #dani rojas #Jan mass #moe bumbercatch #richard montlaur #trent crimm

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kcsplace · 7 months

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Ted Lasso + Text Posts (13/???)

#ted lasso #jason sudeikis #brett goldstein #jan mass #david elsendoorn #roy kent #brendan hunt #coach beard #willis beard #jamie tartt #phil dunster #ted lasso text posts

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walnutmistjamie · 8 months

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fave Ted Lasso moments 25/? : I ain't doin it wrong, you're doing it wrong.

#i love this scene but honestly i just wanted to see him in yellow #top 5 jamie's line #jamie tartt #ted lasso #jan mass #trent crimm #roy kent #coach beard #everyone really #*mine: gifs #*ftlm

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coppermate · 11 months

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Just came to the fucking realization that for the scene of the himbos performing so long farewell for beard and ted, they would have had to practice it on the pitch, in front of the fans that came to see them practice football not bloody musical numbers numerous times beforehand

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #jamie tartt #dani rojas #afc richmond #sam obisanya #coach beard #isaac mcadoo #jan mass #moe bumbercatch #colin hughes #thierry zoreaux #richard montlaur

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babytarttdoodoo · 10 months

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kind of a rouge prompt idea but “i just told a story at work about my childhood that i thought was really funny but now everyone is super quiet and someone said i’m so sorry” but it’s jamie + the team edition. like he talks about a traumatising James Thing and has no idea how horrifying it is until they’re all like …… wtf

love your writing! <3

Thanks for the prompt (and the lovely compliment)!

I’ll preface this by saying I have next to no knowledge of dentistry and you should not assume any medical assertions made here are correct.

((I also feel like I should add that I finished this one off while more than a little tipsy.))

Enjoy the himbo chaos.

(Prompt Fill Masterpost)

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“Ay, dios mio, it was terrifying.” Dani put an emphatic hand to his chest. “Earl. He still haunts me.”

“Thought you were over that, bruv.” Isaac frowned up at him from his usual spot on the locker bench.

“On the pitch, yes. But at night…” Dani shook his head mournfully. “I have dreams of being chased in the dark. I know it is him.”

“I used to have dreams like that.” Colin piped up, pausing in tying his laces and looking haunted. “‘Cept it was my nana chasing me, on her mobility scooter.”

A few people sniggered and Isaac clapped Colin’s shoulder. “That’s fucked up.”

“I never remember my dreams,” Sam mused. “But I have always been a very deep sleeper. My father says I was the envy of all other parents when I was a baby.”

“I have only ever had one nightmare.” Richard declared. “All of my beautiful little teeth fell out of my mouth and I was ugly. Who will kiss me if I have no teeth?”

“Who’s losing teeth?” Jamie asked, joining the conversation from the doorway with a furrowed brow.

“We are discussing nightmares,” Jan explained matter-of-factly, then turned back to Richard. “Dreams about losing teeth are commonly attributed to stress.”

Jamie shook his head, still looking confused.

“Nah, don’t get that one, mate. Your dentist can just stick ‘em right back in, can’t they?”

That sparked a round of horrified protests and Jamie flapped his hands like a conductor to quiet the rabble.

“Eh, eh, I’m right!”

“Actually…” Sam held up his phone, open on an NHS webpage. “Jamie is correct.”

The locker room erupted into disgust and outrage while Jamie grinned smugly and tipped his I,COG cap to Sam for the assist.

“Hold on, how did you know that?” Isaac demanded, staring at Jamie like he had two heads. That quietened the team a little as heads swivelled in Jamie’s direction.

“Knocked two of ‘em out when I were, like, 10.” He shrugged and tapped a fingernail against one of his front teeth in demonstration. “Mum’s friend were a dental nurse. Told her to put them in some milk and take me to hospital.”

“You were very lucky.” Sam commented, still scrolling through the information he had found. “A significant gap in your teeth can lead to premature ageing.”

“And what a tragedy that would have been, eh?” Jamie beamed, gesturing to his face. “To think I might have deprived the world of this top tier mug.”

Other players groaned and laughed, a few tossing socks or discarded shirts in Jamie’s direction while he ducked, sniggering.

“How do you know they gave you your real teeth back?” Bumbercatch questioned, with an air that suggested great suspicion of the dentistry profession as a whole.

Jamie considered that. “Fair point,” he conceded. “They feel like mine, though.”

“Wait, how do you even manage to lose two teeth at once?” Colin interjected, muffled by his fingers as he prodded his own mouth in confusion. “I’ve never lost any after my baby teeth.”

“Took a snooker cue to the face.” The team winced as a collective and Jamie nodded sagely. “Were pretty grim. Blood all over the pub floor and everything.”

“You were 10?” Thierry clarified, face scrunched up. “Do kids normally get into bar fights here?”

“Well, yeah, s’pose not.” Jamie shuffled in place, suddenly looking a bit uncomfortable. “Weren’t a fight so much. Dad took me in to watch a match and it all kicked off a bit.”

An uneasy quiet overtook the general hubbub and more than one face went stony at that revelation.

“Mate.” Jeff looked like he’d rather not be the one probing further, but had bitten the bullet anyway. “Your, uh, your dad wasn’t the one with the pool cue, was he?”

“Eh…” Jamie glanced around the room before answering. “Well, yeah. He was. But I’m, like, 90% sure it were an accident.”

Chaos detonated like a bomb.

Isaac and Richard jumped to their feet, one cursing in French, the other demanding to know how long it would take to get to Manchester. Colin seemed to be googling train times.

Dani had taken to rifling through his bag, looking for god knows what, and Thierry was strapping on his mask like it was war paint (he didn’t even need it anymore, he just liked looking scary).

Jan was a terrifyingly silent pillar in the middle of the storm and Sam… Well, Sam looked like he had been gutted.

“OI!” Roy’s bellow commanded immediate silence, players freezing mid-shout. He was framed by the door to the coaches’ office, arms crossed and typical glare set in place. “What the fuck is going on out here?”

“Close ranks!” Jamie all but squeaked, invoking a hallowed, sacred vow from the team to collectively shut the fuck up.

All eyes turned to Issac who, as captain, had the final say.

On balance, he decided it was probably best that their new manager didn’t get arrested for murder before the season even got underway.

“Agreed.” he finally acquiesced and the whole room affirmed their compliance sullenly. It just wasn’t worth the forfeit to cave in under Roy’s (very effective) glare.

“... right then.” Roy finally allowed, still looking at them all suspiciously. “Then get out on the pitch and stop wasting our time.”

Everyone clamoured towards the tunnel, eager to escape the intense atmosphere. All except Jamie, who was still hurriedly pulling on his kit.

He tried not to seize up when Roy sidled over.

“You’ll tell me later.”

It wasn’t phrased as a question and Jamie knew better than to take it as one. He slumped in defeat.

“Yeah. Probably.”

#is it crack!fic or is it just afc richmond #who's to say #fic prompts #fic prompt #my fic #jamie tartt #isaac mcadoo #colin hughes #sam obisanya #moe bumbercatch #dani rojas #jan mass #jeff goodman #richard montlaur #roy kent #ted lasso #richmond himbos

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incorrectafcrichmond · 6 months

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Colin: Oh my god. I have a crush on Isaac!

Jan: Congratulations, you are officially the last one to know.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #colin hughes #jan mass #source: unknown #ship post

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goldfish-or-smthing · 1 year

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Promo pics for 3x09 "La Locker Room Aux Folles"!

#ted lasso #rupert mannion #nathan shelley #jamie tartt #isaac mcadoo #coach beard #roy kent #dani rojas #sam obisanya #jan mass

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orbitalpirate · 9 months

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#ted lasso #sam obisanya #jamie tartt #dani rojas #roy kent #colin hughes #isaac mcadoo #richard montlaur #jan mass #moe bumbercatch #thierry zoreaux #this sucks

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partygatorresurrection · 1 year

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TED LASSO INCORRECT QUOTES 1/???

Isaac: *knocking on Colin’s door* Colin, come out, it’s an emergency!

Colin: *half asleep* I’M GAY

Ted: Why is your back all scratched up?

[Flashback to Jamie chasing a racoon after Ted told him to leave it alone]

Jamie: I'm having an affair.

Colin, rushing in: Sorry I'm late! I broke down on the way over.

Isaac: Is your car working fine now?

Colin: ...Car?

Isaac:

Colin:

Sam: if you put ‘violently’ in front of any word it becomes funnier

Sam: violently studies

Colin: violently sleeps

Dani: violently practises

Jan: violently takes pictures

Isaac: violently eats

Roy: violently murders people

Isaac: violently worries about the previous statement

Isaac: how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Colin: I don’t know, how are y-

Jamie, across the locker room: i’m doing great thanks!

#colin hughes #ted lasso #incorrect ted lasso #isaac mcadoo #jamie tartt #roy kent #dani rojas #sam obisanya #jan mass

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secretnook · 10 months

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I posted this the day after the finale (I think??) and I decided it should be here too🫶🫶 Miss this show and cast with my whole body and soul❣️❣️

Dejon Mullings (Cockburn) also retweeted it on twitter which was so swag of him‼️ but also rip twitter cause I’m probs gonna delete my account now😫

{also just as a side note, I didn’t steal this edit from tiktok, it’s mine and secretnook is my account, I just couldn’t find my original video from before I posted it on there}

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hfcooney · 11 months

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Ted Lasso writers make all of your characters happy at the same time challenge: level impossible

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kcsplace · 10 months

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#jan mass #colin hughes #ted lasso #billy harris #david elsendoorn

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walnutmistjamie · 8 months

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The situation needed us.

#my boys #i miss them everyday #richard montlaur #colin hughes #jamie tartt #thierry zoreaux #dani rojas #isaac mcadoo #jan mass #i'm missing a few i'm sorry #ted lasso #*mine: gifs

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supersonic-rocket-ship · 11 months

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#ted lasso #tedbecca #tedtrent #tedependent #trent crimm #sam obisanya #isaac mcadoo #coach beard #rebecca welton #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #moe bumbercatch #jan mass #richard montlaur

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providing-leverage · 6 months

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@orbitalpirate hey I'm having janchard fake dating ideas

In the post season break, Richard goes back home to the goat farm in France and he takes Jan with him as his boyfriend to distract his parents from one of his younger siblings who still lives at home's coming out (gender or sexuality wise, I think probably gender)

The main pulls of this are:

Sharing Richard's childhood room

Baby Richard pictures

Richard being a secret farm boy and wearing clothes that don't cost crazy amounts of money for once

Meet the family which I'm a sucker for

Richard holding baby goats

Jan talking to goats in full conversation vs Richard baby talking them

Actually falling for each other of course

Side trip to Paris maybe?

Both of them calling the other team members to rant about the accidental feelings acquisitions

#janchard #ted lasso #jan x richard #richard montlaur #jan mass

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