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team-iceflower · 25 days
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Ruby: *staring intently*
Weiss: Now what?
Ruby: Nothing, just enjoying the view cutie!
Weiss: ...shut up.
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superiorsturgeon · 7 months
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Jaune: Hey Pyr! 😃
Pyrrha: Nnnngh…Hello Jaune…😓
Jaune: 😰 Woah! Pyrrha looks upset about something! Was it something I did? Was it something I DIDN’T do…?!
Jaune: A-are you okay, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: NNnngh…!
Pyrrha: I don’t want Jaune to be worried, but I can’t tell him that on the last mission I got a gunshot wound in my butt! 😰
Pyrrha: It’s so embarrassing, I can’t let Jaune know! I cleaned and dressed the wound, but I’m in SO MUCH PAIN…! I can’t even sit down!!😫
Jaune: *takes her hands* Pyrrha, I don’t know what I might’ve done wrong, but I’m going to make up for it with the most romantic date I can afford!
Pyrrha: That sounds…lovely…! 😅
Pyrrha: Oh ye GODS!!! 😫
Jaune: Great! I need to make some calls but I’ll be back later to pick you up! 😃
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tf2incorrectquotes · 7 days
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Spy!Dad AU:
Baby!Scout: *excitedly* Dad, I want a pistol with a silencer!
Spy: Sure, if there's one on sale.
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Najin: so if I study, I'll be able to make medicine?
Nagyunn: *nods passionately*
Najin: and make rockets, too?
Nagyunn: *nods even more passionately*
Najin: and conquer the world!?
Nagyunn:
Nagyunn: that’s, uh . . . well, sure.
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Davey: Mr. Campbell, I want a pistol with a silencer! Cameron: Sure, if there's one on sale.
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incorrectpot · 9 months
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If I remember correctly, Atobe’s dad has a security company, but since we don’t have a pic, that’ll do
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a-lil-perspective · 1 year
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Crosshair taking lil miss Keida out grocery shopping
Crosshair: *holding Kiki’s hand whilst they stroll along*
Keidala: *sudden epiphany* *gasps* I WANT A BLASTER WITH A SILENCER.
Crosshair: Alright. If it’s on sale.
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 years
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Tai: I'm going to the store, do we need anything?
Smol Ruby: A gun with a silencer!
Tai: Only if they're on sale.
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nerdasaurus1200 · 6 days
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Luna: Get ready to go to hell, baby!!
Luna: *fires the toy gun and the prize doesn’t move an inch*
Luna: Fiddlesticks! These things are too fast!
Varian: They’re not moving at all owlette.
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fatherfigurefusion · 10 months
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Is this blatant advertisement for my Hu/Levi Spy X Family AU? Maybe...
Check out the fic here, in case you're interested!
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safirefire · 1 year
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Me watching Nesta who was adamant about not wanting to fight be forced to train:
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[Image ID: Loid Forger from Spy x Family blocks a kick and asks, “Why is she using physical attacks when she’s a witch?” / End ID]
lol I was hoping for so much more from her story and to learn why she can see past glamours and explore the magic she took from the Cauldron
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team-iceflower · 1 month
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Weiss: *Drunk* You're stupid. I like that in a girl.
Ruby: ...Uh thanks?
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Schnarkos Rising
Pyrrha: *watches Jaune cook a delicious meal for Schnarkos family*
Pyrrha: *watches Weiss rock Borea to sleep while singing a beautiful lullaby*
Pyrrha: *sigh* 😢 Both Weiss and Jaune are such wonderful parents…I wish I could do something to connect with Borea, but I don’t know how to do any mother/daughter activities!
Pyrrha: 🤔
Pyrrha: 😮☝️💡
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Weiss: Jaune, it’s almost time to drop Borea off at Preschool! Go put her coat on her!
Jaune: *walks into living room* Borea, sweetie, are you ready to…huh?
Pyrrha/Borea:
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Pyrrha: Now, just like this!
Borea: *tiny punch* Hah!
Jaune: *steps back and pulls Weiss into the room*
Weiss: Jaune, what are-?
Weiss: *gasps and covers her mouth* 😃
Jaune: *filming on his scroll*
Pyrrha: One more time!
Borea: Okay, mommy! Hah!
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Sad!Ciero, researching dog breeds for his service dog: that dachshund is adorable! Its' legs are so short!
Bentley, sat on Ciero's lap: it's cute, even with stubby legs?
Bentley, looking directly at Ciero: does that mean I'm cute too?
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Now where have I seen that before
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Wait a Minute!
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ladymiraclewings · 1 year
Conversation
Nathalie: I'm Home !
Young Adrien: Nathalie ! Blah, blah ! Yadda, Yadda !
Nathalie: Hm ? All right, then.
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