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Gem: Pearl, what are you doing?
Pearl: Making chocolate pudding.
Gem: It's four o'clock in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?
Pearl: Because I've lost control of my life.
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Simon: Yeah, I’ve got responsibilities now.
Anthony: Responsibilities?
Simon: That means I’m never allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life.
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Spy: I played Russian Roulette once-
Soldier: DID YOU WIN?!
Spy: ...you have no idea what Russian Roulette is, do you?
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Poppy: *during a sleepover* Wally, sweetie, what are you doing?
Wally: *monotone* Making fried apple slices.
Poppy: It's four in the morning, why are you making fried apple slices?
Wally: *vacantly* Because I've lost control of my life.
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NIHKEE: [()] Well, I told you it was a 10k race.
MSPAR: But you didn’t tell me what a “k” was!
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News Bot: Optimus Prime, how does it feel knowing your best friend Sentinel Prime accidentally sent Professor Sumdac's daughter to outer space?
Optimus, becoming angry: HE WHAT?!?!
News Bot: Share your pain.
(Optimus sees Sentinel trying to get away and leaps towards him while their respective teams try to separate them.)
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Sophie: What are these?
Howl, cooking an omelette for breakfast: Greek olives.
Sophie: Howl, you can't put Greek olives in an omelette!
Howl: Why not?
Sophie: THEY HAVE PITS IN THEM!
Howl: I knew that.
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Leshawna: What are you doing?
DJ: Making chocolate pudding.
Leshawna: It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
DJ: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
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Yelena: I’m back from a game of Russian roulette with the guys.
Kate: Did you win?
Yelena: You really don’t know what Russian roulette is.
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Abbacchio: Hey, brat. What are you doing?
Giorno, a little too cheerfully: Making chocolate pudding!
Abbacchio: It is 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Giorno: Because I've lost control of my subconscious thoughts! :D
Abbacchio:
Giorno: :D
Abbacchio: Are you okay?
Giorno: *eye twitches*
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Piper: "What are you doing?"
Sole Survivor: "Making chocolate pudding."
Piper: "It's 4:00 in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
Sole Survivor: "Because I've lost control of my life."
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Hosea: If the two of us ever part ways, should we split the kids 50/50?
Dutch: Hmm...Who gets the heads?
Hosea: No not like that!
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Narcissa: Look, sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do because they're good for us
Bellatrix: Not me, Narcissa. I'm special!
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MC: Trey… What are you doing?
Trey: Making chocolate pudding.
MC: It’s 4-o-clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Trey: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
To be fair, this could apply to Jamil, Ruggie, and probably even Jade at some point during his time as vice housewarden.
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Mother's day
*Everyone was buzzing around, for tomorrow was Mother’s Day*
Wally: Hey guys, what you doing?
Sally: We’re looking for our presents for mother’s day!
Wally: What’s Mother’s day?
Frank: It’s a day we give presents to our moms.
Wally: Oh! Who would I give a present to?
Barnaby: Do you not have a mom?
Wally: Nope.
Howdy: How come?
Wally: I don’t know, I just don’t got one.
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Frank: Just got back from playing a game of Russian Roulette with some townsfolk
Riff Raff: Did you win, master?
Frank:
Frank: You really have no idea what Russian Roulette is, do you?
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