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Lisa: You're lucky you're so cute! Otherwise I'd have sold you to the freak show by now.
Ponyo: What's a freak show?
Lisa: It's like our family, but people pay to see it.
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Sophie: What are you eating, anyway?
Howl: Pff. I dunno, food?
(His dinner plate is shown to be laden with a variety of greasy, fried foods)
Sophie: That really doesn't look like a very balanced diet. What about your greens?
Howl: All the animals on this plate were vegetarian.
Sophie: You really shouldn't be eating that. Too much greasy food is very bad for your digestive system.
Howl: (*passively dumps the plate into a nearby trash can*) There.
Sophie: That was really wasteful.
Howl: (*growls angrily*) Fine! (*eats from the garbage*) Happy now?!
Sophie: No! Now it's been in the trash. It's way worse for you than it was in the first place!
Howl, angrily: What do you want from me?!
Sophie: Please don't talk with your mouth full. You increase the risk of choking by seventy-five percent.
Howl: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO D- (*chokes*)
#source: the amazing world of gumball#incorrect quotes#studio ghibli#howl's moving castle#howl#sophie
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Lisa, holding up packets of freezer pops: Okay! Which flavor do you want?
Ponyo: Blue flavor!
Lisa: Uhhhh... you mean Blue Raspberry?
Ponyo, drumming her hands on the table: BLUE FLAVOR! BLUE FLAVOR!
Lisa: BLUE IS NOT A FLAVOR!
Ponyo: BLUE FLAVOR!!!!!!!!!!
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Sophie: What are these?
Howl, cooking an omelette for breakfast: Greek olives.
Sophie: Howl, you can't put Greek olives in an omelette!
Howl: Why not?
Sophie: THEY HAVE PITS IN THEM!
Howl: I knew that.
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Ashitaka, after San lashes out at him: Hmmm, angry when betrayed.聽
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Natsuko: Look, Mahito, there鈥檚 that bird you like to argue with.聽
#source: the simpsons#incorrect quotes#studio ghibli#the boy and the heron#natsuko maki#submission#I was JUST thinking of this LOL
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Howl, at the door with several angry people: Hi, Sophie. Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?
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Ponyo: Lisa, can I have some ice cream?
Lisa: Only a spoonful.
Ponyo: (*pulls out a comically large spoon*)
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Chihiro: This is some kind of joke. This is one of those stupid done-to-death cartoon nightmares.
Chihiro: (*shouting to the sky*) Okay you can wake me up now Mr. Movie Director...HEY MIYAZAKI, WAKE ME UP!!!
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Kaya: This year, I lost my dear Ashitaka.
Ashitaka, from far away: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Kaya: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.
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Sosuke: Check this out! (*pulls out a Frisbee*) It's a small plastic disc that you throw!
Ponyo: Small plastic disc that you throw! I love to play... small plastic disc that you throw!
Sosuke: I do, too. If only small plastic disc that you throw had a shorter, catchier name.
Ponyo: Hmmm... how about small plastic disc that you toss!?
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Ponyo:聽(*uses seaweed to draw in the sand*)
Sosuke:聽Ponyo, what are you doing with that seaweed?
Ponyo:聽Just dragging it around.
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Mei: I'm gonna sing a song.
Satsuki: Whenever you're ready.
Mei: (*clears throat*) AAAAHHHH-
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Granmamare: You spend far too much time working on those elixirs. It's not healthy.
Fujimoto: It's my life.
Granmamare: That's so very, very sad.
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Tombo, riding a gondola lift: It's just like at Disneyland!
Kiki: Not anymore, I'm afraid.
Tombo: What?
Kiki: At Disneyland. The sky buckets, they're gone. And that ride where they shrink you down tiny, also gone.
Tombo: Oh, no. Well, at least they still have those little motorboats!
Kiki: (*looks away while biting her lip*)
Tombo: NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE BOATS!!!
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Sophie: Howl, I鈥檓 a little concerned.
Howl, covered in cuts and bruises: Is it because I鈥檝e been wearing these jeans for seven months straight? I鈥檓 gonna wash them this weekend.
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