Max: *takes out gun*
Lucas: I thought you believed in gun control.
Max: Yeah. I believe I should control the gun.
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Andrew!Peter: Again we meet, Peter.
Tom!Peter: This is true, Peter.
Tobey!Peter: *raises an eyebrow*
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Avalanche: You can't keep blaming me and everyone else for everything that's wrong with your life.
Flame: Well, I have to blame somebody, or else it's my fault. Fuck that!
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April: I don’t believe it. How did you know?!
Leo: Just a lifetime of emotional trauma.
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Crowley: I regret to announce that one of your classmates, has died, under tragic circumstances that I promise to investigate after I ''get my drink on.''
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Liz: Can someone please explain why everyone on Main Street is dressed like a Renaissance festival threw up on them?
Terry: The age of mosters hath descended upon our fair hamlet.
Liz: What does this mean I just wanted to get some ice cream
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Gisela: You can't keep blaming me and everybody for everything wrong in your life.
Rosalia: Gotta blame somebody or else it's my fault. Fuck that!
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Nathan: This party's lame; wanna leave together?
Warren:
Warren: This is my birthday party.
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I will stay here
Art created by me
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Dustin: Again we meet, Steve.
Steve: This is true, Dustin.
Robin: *raises an eyebrow*
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Chloe: I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.
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Christmas Kiss.
I love these two so much <3
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Leo: Raph, you can't keep blaming me and everybody for everything wrong in your life.
Raph: Gotta blame somebody or else it's my fault. Fuck that!
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Vil: To the bitch that stole my face cream, that was expensive shit and I need it for my acne. I know exactly how it exfoliates and I'll be watching your skin the second it clears up.
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