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I have obsessions with incorrect quotes and Life Is Strange, so this was the only logical conclusion. Content on all games in the series (occassional ones on the comics/book too) and pretty much any ship out there. Run by @yeahhiyellow
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Rachel: *trying to deep fry chicken nuggets and accidentally sets the stove on fire*
Kate: *panics, snatches Chloe's glass, and throws it on the fire*
Max: DON'T THROW WATER ON AN OIL FIRE!
Chloe: That was water?
Max: WHY WERE YOU DRINKING A GLASS FULL OF VODKA!?
Kate: FIRE! FOCUS ON THE FIRE!
Max: Right. Where is your fire extinguisher for the kitchen?
Rachel: My only fire extinguisher is in the garage.
Max: WHY WOULD YOU NOT PUT IT IN THE ROOM OF THE HOUSE WITH THE HIGHEST PROBABILITY OF CATCHING FIRE!?
Chloe: *has wandered into the living room and accidentally awoken Warren*
Max: *runs out of the kitchen to the garage*
Warren: *sees Max running and goes into the kitchen*
Chloe: *casually steals Warren's spot*
Warren: *sees the fire and snatches up Rachel and Kate, throws them on the couch on top of a passed out Nathan*
Nathan: What the fuck?
Max: *runs back in with the fire extinguisher*
Warren, to Nathan: You have the survival instincts of a brick!
Max: *comes into the room* The fire's out.
#rachel amber#kate marsh#chloe price#max caulfield#warren graham#nathan prescott#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes#this one took a good while to put together lol
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Warren, posting online: Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.
Max: Another post to add to the list of "I swear I'm not a serial killer, just a photographer."
Chloe: i'm not even a photographer and this is awesome
Rachel: I'm not even a serial killer, and I love this
Mr. Jefferson: I'm a serial killer.
#warren graham#max caulfield#chloe price#rachel amber#mr. jefferson#mr. jeffershit#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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Chloe: *throws her laptop* Damnit! I lost again!
Kate:
Kate: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Chloe:
Chloe: Yes, please.
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"Why do we have to FIGHT the monster??? WHY can't we... kiss the monster... gently hold the monster... tell the monster how we really feel?"
- Alex about Ryan during the LARP, probably
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"I miss old-fashioned money laundering. Like, NFTs aren't even remotely cool. Open up car washes and Italian restaurants."
- Chloe Price, most likely
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Max: *building a piece of IKEA furniture* Is it straight enough?
Chloe: That's what Step-Douche says about me.
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Waiter: Are you two a couple?
Ryan: No—
Steph: Is there a discount?
Waiter: Ten percent off dessert.
Ryan: *puts his arm around Steph*
Steph and Ryan, in unison: Yes. Yes, we are.
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Victoria: Listen up, fives!
Victoria: A ten is speaking.
(Later)
Victoria: Rachel, can we talk, one ten to another?
Rachel: I'm an eleven, but continue.
#submission#i mean rachel's got a point#like... 🤎🧡🤍🩷💜#thanks for the submission!!!#rachel amber#victoria chase#life is memes#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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Chloe: If I died—
Max, scrolling on her phone: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
#submission#as long as max is around to rewind time!#thanks for the submission!!!#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#life is memes#life is strange#incorrect quotes
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Max: How petty can you get!?
Victoria: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Rachel.
#submission#victoria plz get some therapy you need it#thanks for the submission!!!#max caulfield#victoria chase#rachel amber#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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"I’m sorry I called you an asshole, David. I thought you knew."
- Chloe
#submitted by @marksider89#source: Twitter#have to remember this for some people in rl tbh#thanks for the submission!!!#submission#chloe price#david madsen#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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Steph: Hey, Alex, how about a little inspirational music?
Gabe: That would bring the problem into scale.
Ryan: I was just about to note that.
Charlotte: You've cleffed me in twain!
Riley: I think you all should take a rest.
Steph: Alright, that enough, guys. This ain't a music hall...it's a bar!
#submitted by @marksider89#source: 'The Time Traveler' by Spider Robinson#those are some pretty sharp puns#any more distractions and they'd get alex into major treble#alright i admit my puns are pretty bass-ic#ok i'll shut up now#submission#thanks for the submission!!!#steph gingrich#alex chen#gabe chen#ryan lucan#charlotte harmon#riley lethe#life is strange true colors#life is memes#incorrect quotes
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Sean, about Mushroom: I don't know how I'll be able to sleep with that dog loose in the house.
Daniel: YOU'RE loose in the house all the time, AND I SLEEP JUST FINE!
#submission#source: lilo and stitch#legitimately lol'd at this one#thanks for the submission!!!#sean diaz#daniel diaz#mushroom#wolf brothers#life is memes#life is strange 2#incorrect quotes
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Chloe: Max and I are having a baby.
Kate: That's gre—
Chloe, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
#submission#so kate your mom sucks? well now you not only have a better replacement—you have 2!#thanks for the submission!!!#chloe price#max caulfield#kate marsh#pricefield#life is memes#life is strange#incorrect quotes
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Chloe, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?
Rachel: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
(Later)
Max: And then you just ran away?!
Chloe: I didn't expect her to flirt back!!
#submission#i mean with the kiss in chloe's room it's basically canon chloe flirts with girls and then is an idiot when they flirt back lmao#thanks for the submission!!!#chloe price#rachel amber#max caulfield#amberprice#amberpricefield#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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Chloe: Who hurt you?
Max: Do you want a list?
Chloe, cracking her knuckles: Yes.
#submission#and then chloe will inevitably do something stupid and max will have to rewind again so chloe doesn't get hurt#thanks for the submission!!!#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#life is memes#life is strange#incorrect quotes
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Rachel: What's a word that's between 'angry' and 'sad'?
Max: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated...
Chloe: Smad.
#submission#yo i totally had this exact idea for them lol#thanks for the submission!!!#rachel amber#max caulfield#chloe price#amberpricefield#life is memes#life is strange#life is strange before the storm#incorrect quotes
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