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spn-lesbian · 11 months
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angel: I thought we told you not to bring any backup
Cas: I didn't
angel: then who's that behind you?
Cas: oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am
Dean: *waves*
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Will: You have to apologize to Leo
Nico: Fine.
Nico: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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vivianthepigeon · 2 months
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Branch: “You lied to us?!”
Creek: “Call it what you will.”
Poppy: “…Well I call it lying. LIAR!”
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theatre-loverr · 8 months
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Race: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? 
Albert: What the hell!? 
Race: Oh, sorry, my bad. 
Race, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? 
Albert, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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Brock: Remember, Ash , don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Ash: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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Nick Neopia: Scott the Chia told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?
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Scott: I love you to the moon and back.
Isaac: I love you purple.
Scott: But... that doesn't make any sense.
Isaac: Neither does saying you love me 477710,173 miles.
Scott: Oh God, you calculated it?
Isaac: That's besides the point, Scott.
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aceologist · 1 year
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Mel: I made tea.
Six: I don’t want tea.
Mel: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea.
Six: Then why did you tell me?
Mel: It’s a conversation starter.
Six: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Mel: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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Sea Hawk: Bro, do you lift?
Bow: Yeah, dude, how'd you know?
Sea Hawk: Because you lift my heart whenever you're around
Bow: Bro.
Sea Hawk: Bro.
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vampireszkiss · 2 years
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*Denji and Aki sitting in jail together*
Aki: So who should we call?
Denji: I’d call Power, but I feel safer in jail..
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Hyo-ryung: How long does a deodorant stick usually last you?
Dae-su: Usually one or two bites.
Hyo-ryung: Why do I even bother?
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Dean: hey Cas nice hair
Cas: thank you
Dean: I bet it would look nicer balled up in my fist when we-
Sam: WHEN HE HOLDS YOUR HAIR BACK AS YOU KISS THE GROUND PRAISING THE LORD JESUS AMEN
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Kapheira: How long does a deodorant stick usually last you?
Caazimyr: Usually only three or four bites.
Kapheira: Why do I even bother…
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Tim : Where is your report card?
Damian : My friends stole it from me at school so now I don’t have it.
Tim : Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?
Damian : What lie ?
Tim : That you have friends
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theatre-loverr · 1 year
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Jane/Penny (rushing into the room): it’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Ricky: Jane/Penny, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Mischa, would you get Jane/Penny some water?
Mischa: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say,"Thank God, the water's here!"?
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Brock: What are you planning to do?
Ash: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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