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catra-come-out · 1 month
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Adora: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Catra: *chugs entire bottle*
Catra: It’s perfume.
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existennialmemes · 10 months
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Catra, planning for Princess prom: OK so Scorpia is going to get us into the main hall to plant heat bombs. Lonnie you and Kyle will infiltrate through the back entrance, take out the guards, steal their clothes, and be in position for when Scorpia gives the signal. Meanwhile I will be having banter and homoerotic tension with my ex best friend... To distract her.
Lonnie: But isn't the dance already a distraction-
Catra: NO, because we have to be sure she's really...really distracted. Which I can only accomplish by dancing with her seductively.
Lonnie:... but wouldn't it be easier if-
Catra: NO ARGUMENTS Now let me put on my sexiest suit and we'll go.
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shadow-coolness · 3 months
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Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
Catra
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galahadwilder · 10 months
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Catra: is it hard, being with Adora when I know every other Princess has a crush on her?
Catra, holding up both middle fingers: not at all. I won, bitches!
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peppasjuicybaconass · 10 months
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Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*
Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*
Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?
Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*
Catra: What the hell am I doing?
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yourfellowhuman07 · 7 months
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Baby Hordak: *hits his head on something and starts crying*
Horde Prime: Oh, that’s an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this b***h crying?
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Bow: My most memorable college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me poured a monster energy drink into her coffee, said "I'm going to die", and drank the whole thing
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roguemage64 · 15 days
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Just started thinking about Funyuns for no reason. And fire. And SPOP. Here you go! 😄
*Adora runs into the dining room*
Catra, absentmindedly: Hey, Adora.
Adora: Problems.
Catra: What?
Adora, sweating: I said Funyuns.
Catra: No, you didn’t. What did you do?
Catra, sniffing: Is that smoke?
Adora: I said Funyuns!
Catra: That wasn’t the ques—
Glimmer, busts in: The Roof is On Fire!
Catra: What?! HOW?!
Adora: I SAID FUNYUNS!!!
*Later*
Mermista, giving an interview: And this is why you never leave Adora and Sea Hawk unsupervised.
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erzasimpbitch · 1 year
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Computer: choose a password
Adora: catra
Computer: your password is too short
Adora: I know but please don't tell her... she’ll get mad
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fandomtrxsh19 · 1 year
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Mermista: What the hell is up with those nails?
Catra: THEYRE NOT FUCKING NAILS THEYRE CLAWS!
Mermista: I love this chick. shes got rage issues
Catra: I DONT HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
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depressed-emoji · 1 year
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Adora: If Catra and I were drowning, who would you save?
Glimmer: You two can’t swim?
Catra, who can't swim, panicking: It’s a hypothetical question, Sparkles! Who would you save?
Glimmer: my time and effort.
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catra-come-out · 1 month
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Catra: I set off explosives to feel joy.
Adora: That's adorable.
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existennialmemes · 10 months
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Adora: So my best friend told me she loved me, then she kissed me, and then the pure energy of our love for each other saved the world. But like, did she mean that as a friend or...?
Korra: Oh, that definitely sounds like a friend thing
Asami: I am going to murder you both
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shadow-coolness · 14 days
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Adora: Do you love me?
Catra:…We’re literally married.
Adora: Yeah, but as friends or—
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peppasjuicybaconass · 2 years
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Glimmer: You know, sometimes I just wished that you would take my advice for once.
Bow: You asked me to commit a literal crime the other day.
Glimmer: All I asked you to do was light Catra's room on fire.
Bow: Glimmer. THAT. IS. ARSON.
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