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Jason: Hey, hey, B. Look at me.
Bruce: *Turns around to face Jason*
Jason: Bitch.
#source: The Eric Andre Show#has this been done? probably#dc#jason todd#red hood#dc characters#jason peter todd#the red hood#incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect Jason Todd#incorrect red Hood#incorrect Bruce Wayne#incorrect batman#Bruce Wayne#Batman#the Batman#DC Bruce Wayne#DC Batman#DC Jason Todd#DC Red Hood#2nd robin#second robin#dead robin#zombie robin#jaybird#batdad#bat dad
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Mikey: Hey, Bradford. Look at me.
Bradford: *turns around*
Mikey: Bitch.
#thank you for the submission <3#submission#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: the eric andre show#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#michelangelo#chris bradford#swear warning
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Dave: okay, ladies and gentlemen!
Dave: uhh.. a grizzly bear. grizzly bear?
Grizzly: *is bear*
Jake: *wakes up from his nap*
Dave: alriiiight…
Jake: *sees the bear and skedaddles behind dave*
Dave: ohhh my god…
Dave: uh
Grizzly Bear: *starts ripping up the couch*
Dave: do- do you uh… welcome to the show!
Dave: …aw fuck…
Dave: this is still safe, right?
Grizzly Bear: *starts climbing on the interview table*
Jake: *is visibly unsafe*
Dave: I no longer am a fan of this bit
Grizzly Bear: *crushes the interview table*
Dave: AGH!
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dave strider#jake english#mod terezi#source: the eric andre show#jake and dave become besties after becoming morons in law
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Max: I'm dying.
Robin: We all are.
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Isaac: Y'all fit as a couple, that's what's up.
Keeley: Thank you lord!
Isaac: Don't thank the lord, I gave you a compliment, thank me.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect ted lasso#ted lasso#keeley jones#isaac mcadoo#source: the eric andre show
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splatland news idol fully endorses drinking first aid supplies
#have a splatfest meme months late. as a treat.#big is actually an acronym it stands for Bad Idea Guy Man#incorrect quotes#source: the eric andre show#deep cut#splatoon 3#frye#big man
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Belos: I don't need these blasphemous witches anymore! Finally after 400 years, I'm finally free! Why can't you just be happy for me!?
Luz, spittin' straight lies: I mean, if you're happy, then I'm happy, y'know-
Belos: Of course I'm happy! Do I not look happy!? ...This is the face of a happy person!!
Luz: Hey, Philip, look at me.
Belos: *turns to Luz*
Luz:
Luz, grabbing his arm with the branding glove: Bitch.
#we'll be right back :D#source: the eric andre show#toh#the owl house#the owl house king's tide#emperor belos#philip wittebane#luz noceda#toh luz#toh belos#chat post#shitpost
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Ford: I don't need my meds anymore, Otto! I'm free for the first fucking time! Why can't you just be happy for me man?
Otto: If you happy than I'm happy-
Ford: I'm happy, I'm happy! Look at me, do I not look happy? Do I not look happy? This is the face of a happy person.
Otto: Hey. Hey Ford, look at me.
Otto: Bitch.
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Some incorrect Fire Emblem quotes
Mark: Do you think Sonia Reed had girl power?
Lyn: Yes, of course!
Mark: Do you think she effectively utilized girl power to "raise" an illiterate would-be child assassin who she had no love for and planned to kill afterwards?
#source: the eric andre show#Fire Emblem#I don't know much of the franchise#So I just went with Blazing Blade to get this to work#If there's a Fire Emblem Villainess who's worse than Sonia#By all means inform me on whatever she did#Lyn#Lyndis#Mark the Tactician#Mark#Sonia Reed#Nino#I was originally gonna have Kiran the Summoner and Sharena doing the talk instead
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Wonchul: Hey, Chairwoman Lee, look at me.
Yeonjae, turning around:
Wonchul, flipping her off: Bitch.
Yeonjae: Get this man out of my office.
Wonchul, being dragged away by security: Wait! I have something to say before you throw me out!
Yeonjae, waving a hand: Go on.
Wonchul: Bitch.
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tracker: do you think lisa duarte has girl power
nazeri: yes, of course
tracker: do you think she effectively utilizes girl power by running a secret government organization that orchestrates the disappearances and killings of civilians
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ok whats crazy to me is that video game character models based on real actors are at the point where a lot of the time you can actually recognize the actor theyre modeled off of/vice versa
#played horizon forbidden west recently and then i was watching eric andre interviews and lance reddick showed up and i was like SYLENS.#i feel like there used to be a much wider disparity between how the irl person look and how the game character looked#like not always in a bad way. theyd just come out looking different. sometimes in a bad way though#my main expample is like. mass effect (especially mass effect 1). like the character models (the ones based off real ppl)#looked fine for the time. but they didnt look very much like their source humans imo#i also sorta thought that abt Until Dawn tbh
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Michel enters Biringan City together with Biam, Liza and Poyo : *exists*
Kim White outside of the Biringan City aggressively banging the tree with her bare fists in pure anger : let me in! LET ME INNNNNNNN
#fairy guardian michel#suhoyojeong michel#michel#kim white#수호요정 미셸#Biam : the snake winged-fairy#poyo fairy of spring fairy#Liza fairy of deeper thoughts wisdom and intelligence#Biam#Poyo#Liza#source : the Eric Andre Show#Eric Andre let me in let me innnn
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This is not really a ship ask per se just the sokka/suki/mai/ty-lee polycule how do you think it would work? I think their dates are mix of sharp objects, sparring and sparkling conversation. The relationship equivalent of a heist movie (and I guess zukos at kiddie table or something. Guy in the polycule who is just there)
LMFAOOO zuko is like eric andre banging at the gates yelling LET ME INNNN but alas he lacks the spirit and charm to join. he doesn’t even really want to be a part of it either (beautiful women do not actually interest him), he just feels excluded and resentful because it’s unfair that sokka (his favorite special guy) is closer to mai and ty lee (his only peers he ever spoke to until he was 17 years of age) than he is, and also he just generally refuses to understand why suki gets nice things (ie, sokka) and he doesn’t. unfortunately he has just enough self-knowledge to acknowledge that it’s a flaw he possesses rather than projecting that resentment outwards, so he is kind of just sitting there pathetically. alas. many such cases.
as for the group dynamic itself, i think that sokka and suki are a concrete couple, and mai and ty lee are also a discrete coupling, but then suki and ty lee are also together, and occasionally suki and mai also hook up, and sometimes suki mai and ty lee are just a throuple, but then sometimes sokka is also involved, but he’s also usually off doing his own thing so he’s not as present, but don’t get it twisted, he IS there and he’s in this relationship. he’s in this relationship.
it starts because obviously sokka and suki are already a couple and madly in love, and then they befriend mai and ty lee once the war ends. ty lee of course being a kyoshi warrior, so suki ends up spending a lot of time with her showing her the ropes, and also learning chi-blocking from her. suki is obviously just smitten with ty lee almost immediately because she is so talented and beautiful and charming, but also resents ty lee for this fact because she is too proud to admit that ty lee is a better fighter and smarter than she is, but eventually is able to admit her feelings for ty lee much in the same way that she did with sokka.
so suki gets together with ty lee while they’re on kyoshi island together, and concurrently sokka and mai are getting closer in the fire nation babysitting zuko and they very quickly realize that they actually get along really well because they surprisingly have a lot in common and share a sense of humor and love being miserable little haters together. and even though they both hate being in the fire nation, their newfound friendship becomes a consistent source of joy for each of them, and toph included, they are basically inseparable. everyone kind of assumes they’re dating because they truly do spend every second of the day together, but they’re not. or well, it’s more complicated/weirder than that.
when sokka and mai go to visit suki and ty lee on kyoshi island, or suki and ty lee come back to the fire nation (whichever comes first), sokka is already aware that suki and ty lee have gotten together because suki told him about her feelings before she left and then wrote to him about all their developments as they were occurring. and sokka is supportive, but he also finds it kind of strange because he distinctly remembers ty lee as being someone who was constantly flirting with him, and he wonders how them sharing a girlfriend will change that dynamic. but it doesn’t really. ty lee continues to flirt with him. at first it actually makes him so uncomfortable that he thinks he’s gonna throw up, because he’s being besieged on all sides (ie, suki has joined in the incessant flirting, mai is kind of just sitting there wearing this inscrutable yet distinctly infuriating expression) but eventually he just adjusts to this group dynamic.
sokka and suki are actually the ones to get mai and ty lee to finally get their shit together though. suki persuades ty lee that mai has feelings for her while sokka persuades mai that ty lee has feelings for her. and they feel like very helpful samaritans of the world they are so proud of themselves when mai and ty lee finally do get together. they’ve been dancing around their feelings ever since the boiling rock and kept insisting that it “just isn’t the right time” because mai was figuring out her shit with zuko and ty lee was moving to kyoshi island and blah blah blah. but suki’s just like “ARGH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!” and smushes their faces together basically.
as for mai and suki, they first bond over being evenly matched in pai sho. ty lee and sokka are both geniuses who win every game effortlessly, and suki and mai (who both pride themselves on being highly intelligent) get fed up with getting their asses kicked so they start their own pai sho tournament, no ty lees and sokkas allowed. (fyi: we do actually see them playing pai sho together in ba sing se in the finale, which I think is very cute.) pai sho can be a very erotic game depending on how you play it (iroh can attest to this) so mai and suki, as well as ty lee and sokka, greatly enjoy these battles of wit, and get closer as a result. (yet another reason why zuko isn’t invited into the polycule; he sucks at pai sho.)
all that said, I do think toph is also heavily involved in this group dynamic, albeit not romantically, but she’s obviously sokka’s best friend and also very important to mai, so she kind of just hangs around because sokka, mai, and toph are also just their own little trio. but when it is just the four of them, it is truly the four scariest nonbenders in the world participating in this vaguely polyamorous dyke squad telling the most fucked up jokes you have ever heard in your life and laughing their asses off, and they are all gorgeous gorgeous girls who seem highly threatening to anyone on the outside looking in, but are actually very silly and goofy and and dedicate way too much of their time to playing board games. beautiful dynamic I think
(also, just as a sidenote for anyone wondering about whether they’re lesbians or what, that reddit post about being “gay both ways” is sokka’s gender. to me)
[ID: Reddit post by rrien in the thread r/bisexual with the title “Anyone “gay both ways”?”
The body reads: “I used to know this he/they bi guy, who presented himself as a pretty androgynous trans dude.
When he dated guys, he was a man getting with a gay man. When he dated women, it was like a lesbian relationship. He was comfortable and perceived as a dude in gay male spaces, and was equally comfortable and perceived as a butch in lesbian spaces. I think about this a lot. Dude was playing 5D chess with gender.
Has anyone else encountered this? As someone who’s uncomfortable in hetero relationship dynamics and who strives for androgyny….I just think it’s neat.” /end ID]
#thelastmonitor#asks#postwargaang#sokkaxsuki#maixtylee#sukixtylee#mai&sokka#mai&suki#suki#sokka#mai#ty lee#zuko#toph#mai&toph#(also)#lmfao I wrote way more here than I thought I would#as if I don’t ALWAYS do this#what can I say#I love a dyke polycule
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Another reason not to have sons.
Left Side: Andre Eugene [L] and his mother Donna Hyman [R]. Right Side: A photo of Gigi the poodle on Hyman's Facebook.
By Reduxx Team January 27, 2024
A trans-identified male is in custody following the horrific stabbing death of both his mother and her beloved dog. Andre Eugene, who reportedly identifies as a “woman,” is facing charges of murder in the second degree and aggravated cruelty to animals.
Eugene’s mother, Donna Marie Hyman, was found dead in her Brooklyn apartment on January 19 after police were called by Hyman’s sister. The woman says she had received a call from Hyman, but when she answered could only hear blood-curdling screams.
Content warning: descriptions of how he killed his mother and her mini poodle
Hyman was found “lying lifeless on the floor” and had been stabbed over 50 times in the head and chest. The corpse of Hyman’s mini poodle, Gigi, was found outside of the building, having apparently been stabbed and thrown from the 11th floor.
According to court records, police officers found Eugene “naked and covered in blood” in the building’s lobby. Despite the obvious indications of foul play, Eugene reportedly attempted to claim that Hyman had died by suicide and that Gigi had fallen from the balcony by accident.
Eugene was later treated for stab wounds that were suspected to be self-inflicted, as well as a dog bite.
Eugene worked as a paraprofessional with kindergarten-aged students at the Henry D. Woodworth School in Brooklyn. At the time of this writing, his name still appears on the staff roster for the school.
From the staff list at Henry D. Woodworth.
Following Eugene’s arrest, there were some discrepancies in the way in which the crime was reported. While most media outlets correctly referred to Eugene as Hyman’s son, information was later released by police which indicated that Eugene identified as a transgender “woman.”
While it is unclear when Eugene began to transition, multiple early photos of him and his mother posted to her Facebook show him with a masculine appearance. Comments under photos featuring Eugene all suggest he was well-liked by friends and family.
Eugene with family members. Source: Donna Hyman / FACEBOOK.
Though Eugene’s gender identity is not mentioned anywhere on Hyman’s Facebook where she often shared photos of her family and friends, two photos of Gigi, her poodle, were posted that suggest Hyman was in favor of LGBT causes. In one, Gigi is seen with a Gay Pride Month banner. In another, the dog is centered in an Human Rights Campaign photo frame that says “Fighting For Transgender Justice.”
Eugene is currently being held at the Eric M. Tyler Center on Rikers Island, a facility that houses male adults and adolescents. His intake information lists his sex as “male.”
There have been multiple incidents involving trans-identified males murdering their parent or parents in recent years.
In December of 2022, Nikki Secondino, a trans-identified male Instagram influencer, fatally stabbed his father and severely injured his sister while on a violent rampage over a laptop. Secondino gave a chilling confession to police after being arrested, revealing that he had first bludgeoned his father’s head with a hammer and then stabbed him with a knife. He then stabbed his sister when she attempted to intervene.
Months later, a trans-identified male in Virginia Beach was arrested and charged with the murder of his father. As previously reported by Reduxx, Michael Aaron Horwitz, 34, stabbed Dr. Abbey Horwitz to death at his home for reasons which are still unclear. Horwitz is being held at the Virginia Beach Jail awaiting trial.
here's an article written just over a year ago
"The Femicide Census, co-founded by Clarrie O’Callaghan and Karen Ingala Smith, records the death of every woman killed by a man in England and Wales. The number of women killed by sons has shown a steady and alarming rise since 2016, after decades of remaining stable. The number of grandmothers killed by grandsons has also risen. While younger women are more at risk of being killed by a partner or ex-partner, it is women in their 60s and older who are risk from their older sons and grandsons."
#Andre Eugene is a violent man#Rest In Peace Donna Marie Hyman#Rest In Peace Gigi#usa#Brooklyn#Henry D. Woodworth School#This freak worked with kids#NotOurCrimes#Eric M. Tyler Center#Rikers Island
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Who would’ve thought a YT thumbnail featuring a nervous Jack McBrayer became a FANTASTIC source for inspiration? This is based off of a scene when Jack was a guest on The Eric Andre Show.
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