Nothing is funnier to me then Jamie coming out in a like 20 questions themed article and literally no press gets it.

So Jamie what’s your plan for after the final?

God mate gonna go on vacation with my boyfriend and relax for a while

Lovely! Sounds like a fabulous boys trip!

Yeah we’ve like planned it for months I’m super excited to spend time with him!

Literally everyone just thinks he means boy, friend.

When they get engaged he says “oh me and my fiancé are going out for dinner after this” and the press is like ‘Jamie Tartt’s mystery women is now fiancée? We’ll hopefully see her tonight.’

Photos of him and Roy show up places later and the news is like ‘trouble in paradise? Jamie Tartt’s mystery woman nowhere to be seen.’

They’d get such a fucking kick out of it.

steddie idea I would totally write if I could:

imagine Eddie being insecure about being poor bc Steve has always had nice things so Eddie gets insecure that he won’t be able to provide/gift Steve things to that level.

so he gets insecure about it, and then Steve doesn’t want to come out to the party yet (bc he’s not ready yet, and that’s okay!) but Eddie gets in his head about it, and thinks it’s bc he’s “trailer trash” and can’t afford nice things/dates.

Eddie starts to pull away bc what is Steve doing with him, Steve starts panicking a little bit but acts normal around Eddie, who then realizes he wants to fight for Steve, and starts working long hours to save up for something Steve has been wanting for a while.

Steve thinks Eddie is preparing to break up with him so he tries to talk to Eddie, Eddie gives Steve the gift, and Steve is like I didn’t need this, I just needed you or something cheesy since they spent so much apart bc of Eddie working nonstop.

then they kiss and makeup and it’s all resolved and super fluffy with them working it out and Eddie realizing he’s allowed to want nice things and Steve is a nice thing.

I need more content and sustenance of Luigi, tripping on peaches dress, like he’s shorter than her, so it makes sense

I also need more Content in where when Luigi is taking off said dress that yes, he still does have his overalls, but he doesn’t have his button up cut that would’ve given him away 

Maybe I just need more content of Luigi, only being in overalls, and whoever you ship him with being an absolute Simp (for me bowser or king boo pls and thank you)

I just love characters simping over Luigi, What can I say it’s my guilty pleasure 

okay, but imagine merlin accidentally accepts a random king's offer to become their heir apparent, but then the whole problem of ygraine's sigil becomes known. next thing you know camelot is competing against this random kingdom for merlin in a bunch of ridiculous challenges like it's the freaking olympics.

it should be over soon.

until you add in the druids wanting him to claim his leadership and kingdom in the perilous lands, that merlin also unknowingly accepted from the fisher king.

meanwhile, merlin is just off to the side scratching his head confused.

i think it goes without saying that arthur's practically frothing at the mouth at this point. :)

Olivia Rodrigos Obsessed song is so Yan!Yuta coded because this man would literally find their Instagram or socials in general when you tell him ab ur ex and casually mentions ur ex’s college or school as if it were basic knowledge with this sweet little smile set on his lips LIKE…IK UR BREWING UP SMTHN

Was watching a soukoku tiktok edit and realized how beautiful a BSD inspired radioapple au would be???

Alastor as dazai, always scheming, always trying to be in control, hiding everything all behind a smile (and a threat, if necessary). Alastor who is so very human yet struggles to feel for others and keeps everyone at a distance.

Luci as chuuya, all the power of a god packed into that tiny body. Alastor sets off his temper easily but luci never truly would try to harm him despite having all the capacity to do so. Luci who may not have been made to be human but feels emotions so strongly and cares so much that alastor thinks he is the most human of them all.

oh my god please a percabeth au and percy is an activist and annabeth is an architect and they meet before a protest on land being developed/being taken away but plot twist annabeth is on this project and she has to rethink her morals and her idea of her self worth being tied to accomplishments like making the best biggest monument of a building for a bunch of rich people

I so desperately want a scene where the PJO/CHB crew see Annabeth and Percy for the first time since:

Pery went missing.

Annabeth left for New Rome and joined the seven

and they went through fucking tarturus.

Like we know the camp knows they went through the worst part of literal hell, so why not milk it? I want to see Katie run up to them in tears and tackle the two in a hug since she's overjoyed that they're alive. I want to see Clarisse punch them in the shoulders for scaring her half to death. I want the Stolls to greet them with a mini-prank before breaking out into laughter and hugging them. I want this to all happen at the same time and to see them just be happy that their friends, who are basically their family, are alive. I want them to laugh, cry, and hug; I want all of it. If we get this far into the series, this is my formal request for us to see this happen. Thank you.

Or someone could write a fic about it. That would also work.

(if you write a fic about this pls send it to me or tag me I need that in my life)

Did anyone watch „In your dreams“ on prime?? (It’s a Turkish movie so i don’t think a lot of people did but STILL) the movie was really cute and the concept with Charles, Lando, Max or Oscar LITERALLY ANYONE would be so CUTE.

may i present.. dark!ghostface jordan au. everyone thinks there's 2 and that they're a man and a woman but u find out it's jordan, your childhood best friend who's always watching, who kills your ex partner because they never deserved you, where they have some stalkerish tendencies and break into your room to watch you sleep and.....

okay so hear me out...

...imagine a Neuvillette x reader fic where there's some kind of battle, and reader gets fatally injured during the fight.

Neuvillette rushes to their side and is frantically calling out for someone to get a doctor, whilst also trying to reassure reader that "you're going to be alright, just stay with me" "I need you to keep your eyes open for me, I can't lose you too"

And it's starts to rain heavily (cause y'know neuvi is sad 😢)

And reader uses the last of their strength to reach their hand up and hold his cheek saying "hydro dragon, hydro dragon, don't cry...." before dying in his arms....

PLS SOMEONE WITH MORE TALENT THAN ME WRITE THIS PLSSSS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

#send your cutest delivery boy

Hero x villain

Hero and villain are heading off to college bad thing? The collages are on the opposite side of the country. The night before they leave the two, watch the stars all night they don't know that is the last time they will see each other

Is the brainrot still that far that you translate every random song stuck into your head to Good Omens and sing it all day long? Yes. Yes it still is.

Heaven doesn't know that Aziraphale and me

Do it in my Bentley every Sunday

He tells them he's in church but he doesn't go

Still he's on his knees and Heaven doesn't know

Fic Prompt

The Roundtable gets transported back in time to when Uther has just established Camelot. Magic's everywhere, people are happy, Balinor and Uther are wreaking havoc everywhere like Merthur 1.0, and all of the Roundtable gets to meet their "other selves."

Like for every roundtable knight and merlin, they meet someone who acts just like them.

Merlin = Balinor

Uther = Arthur

etc.

I need vampire Syverson in the old New Orleans...don't ask me how or why I have this in my mind bc I don't know.

But I need it....