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anxiousdragoncollector · 1 month

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Wonder if any banished elves just decided to move to the Forbidden Cities instead

#KotLC #kotlc headcanons #I honestly can't remember rules for exile #Aside from being in actual Exile #Idek #heck #somebody help me here #Banishment #Not exile #Had to fix

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coluanprodigy · 10 months

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New MAwS episode review: Mallah and the Brain were in it being old married queens. 10/10.

Also is the Evil General Guy being set up to be Sam Lane or am I just completely blanking out on other more possible candidates. I feel like my memory of DC characters exits my body the moment I'm trying to identify them in new incarnations. It has to be Sam Lane, right???

#superman tag #robot noises.txt #maws #somebody help me here

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malinaa · 6 months

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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

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twinsarekeepers · 2 years

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Broke: I can’t imagine Percy Jackson as blonde. It just doesn’t fit his character.

Woke: Percy having blonde hair opens the door for a meta joke like Annabeth saying he’s the reason the dumb blonde stereotype exists, which fits perfectly with their early stage relationship. Also, surfer vibes.

Bespoke: Percy having blonde hair perfectly encapsulates his character because blonde hair does a thing where it significantly darkens as time passes, which is a direct parallel to how Percy gets “darker” as time passes. AND now that Luke has dark hair, Percy going from blonde to brunette will signify him becoming more like Luke, literally starting to look more like him. And the same applies if Poseidon is cast with dark hair. The change in color would symbolize Percy growing into the powers his father gave him. In this essay, I will—

#percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo disney+#pjo tv series #percy jackson #walker scobell #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #leah jeffries #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #poseidon #percy jackson meta #HELP IT’S A META ABOUT HAIR 😭😭😭#im absolutely loosing my mind here somebody sedate me!!!#this is mostly a joke but also 🤏🏽 this serious #mostly wrote this because walker said he’s nervous and can’t help but think it’s because of his hair #mine

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kicktwine · 2 years

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summore splats

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pencap · 7 months

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By Sylvie (j.p.)

#poets on tumblr #spilled ink #poetry #writeblr #poems on tumblr #original poem #(help somebody please tell me what the tags are these days)#trick or treat #poetics #this is not in fact the new poem i mentioned like a week ago #i'm still sitting on that one #but this idea seized me and wouldn't let me go #i don't /love/ the execution of it but it isn't half bad #and the title says it has to go out today so #here it is!! in its probably-unfinished-and-probably-going-to-stay-that-way glory #i don't love screenshots as a format #but this is absolutely designed to be two-column poem #and as far as i know tumblr doesn't natively support that so....

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origami-trust · 8 months

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Dracula, May 28th: Here he caught sight of the strange symbols as he opened the envelope, and the dark look came into his face, and his eyes blazed wickedly—"the other is a vile thing..."

Dracula, Sept 25th: He opened it, and for an instant his face fell. Then he stood up and bowed. "Oh, you so clever woman!" he said.

a quick contrast here in how the opposing sides view shorthand, a message they cannot read: Dracula is furious, he is cruel; how dare Jonathan withhold information, how dare he think he has any power in his situation, how dare think he have anything beyond what Dracula chooses to give him. He promptly burns the letter, in front of him, to show Jonathan how helpless he is Van Helsing, in desperate need of this information, and though upset - gracefully accepts this joke, and asks for help. He acts charmingly, he doesn't use his Stern Talking to Women Voice (c) to tell Mina she must not do this, they part as the start of dear friends

#dracula #dracula daily #no strong points here just musing on this being the second time somebody else saw shorthand #Mina: I played a joke on the wonderful professor I showed him shorthand #Jonathan: ...and what did he do?#Mina: told me I was clever and asked for my help in translating it #Jonathan: oh he *is* wonderful

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chrollohearttags · 3 months

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I’m sick of everybody trying me like I’m not a fucking headcase

#i was having such a good day too #and here comes this stupid bitch at the drive thru catching an attitude with me #then my sorry no good worthless piece of shit brother tried me #bc all of my cats have been sick and my mom asked me to help with my oldest one bc I’m literally on fucking crutches #and bc he’s good for nothing but sitting on his fat ass and playing video games and somebody asked him to do something #cherry chats 🍒#my patience is fucking thin #gone actually #everybody can go to hell idk #like I’m not even no angry or mean person like that but I’m tired

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uncanny-tranny · 11 months

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One of the hardest things to actually accept, in my experience, is that you eventually have to forgive yourself for the harm you did to yourself. A good way to move on from that is just being able to let your past self rest in peace. Don't stomp on their resting spot, they need to be at peace. They deserve to be at peace, and so do you.

#mental health #mental health recovery #self harm tw #sh tw #self harm mention tw #(just for the implication)#i'm trying to accept the things i did when i was young to harm myself #and i'm scared to think of the ramifications my self-destructive habits and bahavioural patterns will have on my future self (if any)#(this is part of why i think we NEED to destigmatize scars. i looked at the way people with visible self-harm scars were treated...#...and so i harmed myself in ways that didn't leave scars which were MORE dangerous in the end i think)#if you have visible scars from *anything* i truly love that you're here and you're reading this (maybe)#unreality tw #(just in case? i think this post can count)#i just like the visualization of separating my present with my past #because i can treat him with the respect that i'd give to somebody else in his situation #is it healthy? who knows but it helps me remember to be compassionate so i don't particularly care

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fanonical · 3 months

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i don't post fic a lot (only once or twice) so i never know how much to expect from hits/kudos/comments etc. but i feel like this is pretty fucking good for an original work? which apparently dont do v well on ao3?

#idk i dont read or write that much fic #somebody help me out here #is this normal? high? low?

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glowingsavepoint · 5 months

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meanwhile...

#like.. just imagine how mad and jealous shin yoosung and yoo joonghyuk would be if they ever find out how active of a sponsor he's being lol #im just picturing them glaring and seething at lee hakhyun while the poor man is over here like 'please somebody help me he is insane'#orv side story #orv side story spoilers #mine

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sassypantsjaxon · 29 days

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Okay, so now that I've finished One Piece, I'm going to tell you all about some things I had figured out before I started reading it, I just hadn't quite figured them out right...

Okay, start with the big one. I genuinely thought that (for the most part) this was just a big fun 27 year treasure hunt. I had no idea about the overarching plot with the world government and void century and what the fuck is going on

I knew pretty much everyone was an orphan, but my gosh. Some of those backstories are really traumatic.

I really expected Shanks to have a bigger/mentorship role. He's shown up like. half a dozen times. Luffy hasn't seen him since he was a kid

I also expected Buggy to be a bigger villain. No. He's just some idiot who somehow failed his way to the top. I love it.

Kay. So I knew Ace died. But for some reason I thought it was a more recent thing. No, it's been like 15 years, I had no idea

I knew Ace and Luffy were brothers. And I knew Ace was Roger's son. And I knew Luffy was Dragon's son. But I learned all of these at different times long before I decided to read one piece, so I never thought about it enough to go 'hey hang on that doesn't add up'

Similarly, I knew Kinemon had said he was Momonosuke's father, and I also knew Momonosuke was Oden's son. But I never thought that hard about that one either

I knew one of the warlords was a Doflamingo, and I knew Law was raised by a Doflamingo. I did not realize they were two seperate people. I was so confused before I read Law's backstory

I knew Momo and Kaido were dragons, and I knew the celestial dragons were a thing, but I didn't know what they were, so I was expecting more actual dragons. I was very disappointed to find out they're just rich assholes.

Also, you guys really sold zosan. They didn't interact nearly as much as I was expecting.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #zosan #i don't even know how else to tag this #i guess I could tag the rest of the characters mentioned?#i don't know.#somebody help me out here #please. send me asks. roast me. tell me about things that surprised you about one piece. i don't care.

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springs-hurts · 8 days

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Gods but somebody should help me understand why I hate merlin so much, I truly have no idea, and it's not even hatred, it's apathy, it's indifference to anything happening to him...

And I don't understand, I think it's quite simple, I should move on and forget about the show but Idc about show, I want to understand why I'm so disinterested in a character's plight, I used to love.

For some time I thought it was just me hating all the main characters, but I tried analyse my own feelings and, just no, I don't, I love other of my fav main characters, some of them I love too much even. It's just merlin... And I've no idea how this happened.

here's the thing tho, I love happy Merlin, but I hate when it's well "merlin whump" Ig? Idk man and I'm so confused.

#my life is disaster in making at this point #and yet here i am #Thinking about a fictional character #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #bbc merlin #Merlin BBC #merlin emrys #Bbcm #Oh man somebody please help me understand this fuckin weird problem

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dailykugisaki · 12 days

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Day 192 | id in alt

Itadori fucking sucks in biology.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #I AM SO HAPPY IM WRITHING IM IN PAIN #i actually almost threw up its so bad #KUGISAKI NOBARAAAAAAAA I MISS YOUYYYFFG #IM WEEPING AND CRYING AND #GOD. somebody needs tk manually put me in low power mode #i made her forehead big asf here help #i need to draw her a shit ton again i miss Kugisaki Nobara it hasn't even been 30 mins since ive drawn her i think

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puppyeared · 5 months

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28 for the ask game !!!!! ^_^

28: do you collect anything?

send me a number!! 💌

#also very fun conversation starters!!! i like to think it helps people get to know me a little #my favorite pairs rn are my spirited away soot sprite socks and my i need to pee socks #the soot sprite socks are knitted and the material is nice and breathable. and it has a cable knit along the middle its rly cute ^_^#the i need to pee socks is like this guy on a horse and hes holding a flag that says 'i need to pee.' and at the foot it says 'again'#that one is actually one out of three blue q socks which are probably my favorite brand cause theyre so silly and good quality #the other ones say pro wrestling!! why? because!! and these wrestlers beating each other up. on the sole it has a guy #saying somebody bring me a folding chair!! and the third one says 'i am going to get shit done' and on the sole it says 'later'#id love to get more blue q socks but theyre a little hard to find around here besides ordering online #i wear different funny socks every day of the week and its fun to see peoples look of delight when i show them #ask #ask game #answered #doodles #yapping

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sunnyside-sunset · 4 months

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qsmp egg assigned songs:

tallulah: Goodbye My Danish Sweetheart by Mitski

“and i don’t blame you

if you want to bury me in your memory

i’m not the girl i ought to be, but

maybe when you tell your friends

you can tell them what you saw in me

and not the way i am”

bobby: Mi Último Deseo by Banda Los Recoditos / Just Take My Wallet by Jack Stauber

“me la paso alegre y disfruto la vida

y así seguiré hasta mi último día

me gusta el desmadre, el ambiente me prende

yo así soy feliz, no le temo a la muerte

yo no pienso en eso, es tiempo perdido”

“your mama’s crying

your mama’s crying for you

your mama’s lying

oh, what’s she trying to do

to you?”

sunny: Sunny by Boney M.

“the dark days are gone

and the bright days are here

my sunny one shines so sincere

sunny, one so true, i love you

sunny (yeah), thank you for the sunshine bouquet (that sweet bouquet)

sunny, thank you for the love you brought my way

you gave to me your all and all

now i feel ten feet tall

sunny, one so true, i love you”

ramón: Talk to You by Ricky Montgomery

“been a pretty long time

been a really long time

sincе you saw me last

since i saw you last

wonder if wе met today

would you turn and walk away?

would you take me for a ride?

would you toss me to the side?”

dapper: you are my sunshine but specifically sung by badboyhalo

“you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know, dear

how much i love you

please don’t take

my sunshine away”

leo: IT GIRL by Aliyah’s Interlude

“don't be mad at me, 'cause I'm cunt, bitch (what?)

don't be mad at me 'cause I run shit (what?)

be mad at yourself, 'cause you ain't done shit (what? what?)

talkin' all that shit is redundant

I-T G-I-R-L

you know I am that girl

shh, bitch, don't kiss and tell

it girl from ATL”

chayanne: When I Grow Up from Matilda the Musical

“when I grow up, when I grow up (when i grow up)

i will be strong enough to carry all

the heavy things you have to haul

around with you when you're a grown-up

and when i grow up, when i grow up (when i grow up)

i will be brave enough to fight the creatures

that you have to fight beneath the bed

each night to be a grown-up”

juanaflippa: What if they’re right from Bob’s Burgers

“feels like

something's wrong with me

and they know it

they took one look my way and exposed it

i'm ready to give up the fight

and just admit that they are right”

pepito: スマイリーを探して by Seranji Poji / Dubidubidu(Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa) by Christell (pepito is this 🤏🤏 small to me)

“(Where is my friend Smiley?)

（｀Δ´）！

君の名前はきっとスマイリー

(♡˙︶˙♡)

(Mm～ Have you seen Smiley?)

(∩˃o˂∩)♡

僕が勝手につけました

♡´･ᴗ･`♡

(Where is my friend Smiley?)

♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡

探してる友達のスマイリー

。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))

(He-hey! Where is Smiley? His name is Smiley!)

☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆”

“si tú quieres bailar, jugar, pintar, cantar

tú puedes venir a mi casa

la idea es compartir

te vas a divertir

si quieres venir a mi casa

quiero invitar a jugar a mi casa

a todas mis amigas, y amigos

quiero saltar y bailar

y lo que tengo compartir contigo”

empanada: Escapism from Steven Universe

“i guess i have to face

that in this awful place

i shouldn't show a trace of doubt

but pulled against the grain

i feel a little pain

that i would rather do without

i’d rather be

free, free, free

i'd rather be

free, free, free

from here”

pomme: Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien by Édith Piaf

“non, rien de rien

non, je ne regrette rien

ni le bien qu'on m'a fait

ni le mal

tout ça m'est bien égal”

tilín: Mama’s Boy by Dominic Fike

“how do my plans fit in with yours? (oh)

you're such a doll and i'm a boy

where did my parents go? (oh, oh)

i’m not in italy

they like vacation homes much more than they love me”

trump: I Wait for You by Alex G

“i wanna tell my baby to pretend

that every word i say is what i really meant

and when i get my head back on all right

then we can be together for another night

and we can have those dreams like no one else

it’s just one more reason to control myself

it’s just one more reason to control yourself

it's just one more reason to control myself

it’s what i do

i wait for you

i wait for you”

richarlyson: Velha Infância by Tribalistas

“você é assim

um sonho prá mim

e quando eu não te vejo

eu penso em você

desde o amanhecer

até quando eu me deito...

eu gosto de você

e gosto de ficar com você

meu riso é tão feliz contigo

o meu melhor amigo

é o meu amor...”

hope/a1: Any Day Now by Bo Burnham

“it'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now) it'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now) it'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now) it'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now) it'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now) it'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)”

gegg: Things To Do by Alex G

“hold on tight to this time, this place

'cause everything you know will be erased

you were born inside your head

and that is where you'll be when you are dead

you are just a boy you are no man and

nobody you know will understand

you are just a boy you are no man and

nobody you know will understand”

somebody please give me suggestions for what to change i do not know what i’m doing, especially with empanada, pomme, richas, leo, and hope :(

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