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skeleton-mischief · 2 months

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Stretch Serrif

Oh my god I've had to sit down and stare at how he was characterized in 2016-2018 and I swear I actually wanted to just grab him and shake him because all there was to him was "omg I'm so hot" and "actually I'm a horrible person teehee" Swap Papyrus, you deserved better

Hirough

- Official height 6'3

- He/Him

- Terrible smoker, he would sneak them

- Drinks Honey

- Younger brother of Powder Serrif

- Does not remember Gaster except for in his dreams and faint recollections of his existence

- Loves engineering, since he loves to tinker with things. Kinda a collaboration of what the OG UT brothers hav

- Has an outrageous sweet tooth

- Loves video games, especially ones that he can play with others

- Highly perceptive, but he'll play it off and act like he doesn't know what you're up to until you slip up

- Likes to write fantasy sometimes, small hobby

- Sells corn dogs instead of hot dogs

- Draws as his #1 hobby

- Very handy, loves to tinker with machinery

- Comfortable with touch but can grow very bashful

- Suffers with insomnia

- Impatient at times, impulsive, smooth talker, imaginative, charming, charismatic, lazy, nerdy, intuitive, over-thinker, perceptive, shy, playful, considerate, kind, and unassertive

- Sceptical of humans, but willing to trust them if they show effort to be peaceful

- More of a prankster and loves jokes over puns, but enjoys a good pun because of his older brother. He will lose it if Powder keeps going though

- Protective of his brother, but worries about him. He sees how much his brother has on his shoulders, but he feels like he can't talk to him about not only the resets but also other things because he doesn't want to burden his brother. No one can talk shit about his brother though

- Good friends with Cash, Rus, and Coffee

- Avoids fighting almost at all costs, doesn't like violence unless necessary

- Dog person, but he hates that random dog that terrorizes him from time to time. How can Powder like that thing?

- Prefers edibles over other forms of cannabis, eats it with Cash and Rus

- Hardly curses because his brother would scold him for it, however Powder lets him from time to time. "Oh sugar honey iced tea!" Dork

- Did not get along with the SF!Purple brothers at first, but eventually was able to

- Magic smells of honey and magic tastes of butterscotch

- Best friends with Cash, who helps his confidence. He helps ground Cash

- uses BIC lighter to smoke

- Enjoys fantasy stories

- loves high fives, fist bumps, and hand shakes

- Calls Chara "Goofball"

- Owns a Bumblebee Keychain and phone charm

- Hyperventilates when crying, not too loud, a lot of strained hiccupped breathing

- Would call his lover Honey/Honeybee

- Has beef with Napstaton but mainly because his "smug aura" mocks him

- wore one of those Groucho Marx glasses when meeting Chara instead of a whoopie cushion

- He's good friends with Undyne, both can bond over memes and existential anxiety together

- Asgore's friend behind the Ruins, but he never knew till later on

- Keeps his knowledge of the Resets away from everyone, even when he tried to tell them about it when it first was happening

- He doodles on paper, desks, his shorts or pants, etc, when bored

- Has a lot of visible anxiety, but he tries to keep the facade of being relaxed constantly in front of others

- Loves sweets from Muffet's, he loves going there to get some good food

- He loves eating suckers, especially ones that remind him of bees or citrus

- Wonderful at making people relax despite his own anxiety, he learned from Powder

- Likes to help people, he wants to bring others joy

- His gaster blasters act like dogs, but rather goofy ones

- He doesn't have the most amazing control of his magic, especially compared to Powder

- Likes bragging about Powder to other people

- Drives a little tikes car

- Plays the xylophone because he can make puns about it

- Chaotic neutral to chaotic good

- slouches for Powder because he likes to remember when Powder was taller than him

- He loves to hear praise and he'll get all giddy when he gets it

- He feels unworthy in the face of those that do better than him or have "more trauma" than him. He bottles up a lot of his stress

- He tends to be lighthearted and goofy with his friends

- He's not used to people being sincere about their compliments to him despite being popular Underground. Small White lies to make him feel better

- When someone actually cares about what he likes, he's unsure of himself but he actually would love to ramble if he is given the chance

Closing Notes: He's a silly goofy dork y'all not some hot sexy smoker who's actually just a terrible person. I will die on this hill because what am I to do if I just live a life of mountains and choose to do nothing with it?

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sockibean · 1 year

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A Traumatized Champion

Some sad Leon expressions that I made through a hard time. I was inspired by a fanfic ✨✨

#I know some of you loved how happy my last Leon art looked #so now you get this #depressed and traumatized Leon #pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon sword and shield #pokemonswordshieldfanart #pokemon swsh #pokemon swsh fanart #leon swsh #pokemon leon #leon pokemon #pokemon dande

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jewishbarbies · 10 months

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how are you saying you believe in karma while feeling “relaxed” that people are “getting what they deserve” in a vengeful way. that feels pretty counterintuitive.

#g talks #anti taylor swift #swifties dni #I was forced to listen to karma at the dentist #so now you get this #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

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ofviolentdeath · 3 months

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@linesofmagic did not ask for this but yolo

"I don't know if I'll ever be able to trust you again, but I'm so fucking tired of pretending I don't fucking miss you and I think I hate that more than anything."

#linesofmagic #seamas:threads #seamas:valerian #seamas:valerian008 #we made the mistake of watching saltburn #so now you get this

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thealmightyzim · 1 year

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salmon run sketch page from an art assignment

#splatoon #salmon run #cohozuna #mr grizz #salmonid #stinger #just had a “i advertised this as an artblog but i’ve only made two art posts” moment #so now you get this

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seventeengoingunder · 1 year

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#caught myself staring at it instead of uhmmmmmm. studying.#so now you get this #the idea of it made me chuckle

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weekend-whip · 2 years

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In that case! Jamie + any ninja of your choice + R

R. A deafening sound (Legacyverse, prolly S2, but........cracked, I guess sjksjksjks)

(Send me a letter and a character and I’ll write a small fic!)

AO3 Version

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“Jaaaaamie,” Antonia sings as she hurries to catch up with one Jamie Myers, both of them making their way out of Photography class. Jamie, barely hearing their name through the music blasting from their headphones, removes them just in time for Antonia to sling an arm across their shoulders. Jamie goes entirely still. “What are you going to do for our dramatic photo project?!”

“...I dunno,” Jamie mumbles, wanting this conversation to end as fast as possible. It’s not that they don’t like Antonia–it’s quite the opposite, as she is the one that got them into the Photography class to begin with–but they know better than to get too attached to people. They’re already too drawn to a certain Fuchsia Ninja as it is...

“Oh, don’t be like that! I’m sure you’ve already got some kind of idea brewing in that noggin of yours!” Antonia insists, even going so far as to knock against Jamie’s head of blue and yellow hair. Jamie squirms under her constant contact—contact like that is foreign to them after years of evading it like a plague, and yet Antonia does it so casually. It’s...not a bad feeling, bit it’s a lot to take in all of a sudden. That’s always how Antonia’s been, though: caught up in the whirlwind of the moment. Jamie tries not to take it personally.

“I, for one, am going to hit up downtown tonight, see if I can’t get an exclusive of Samurai X!” Antonia steps back, punching a fist into her palm. “We haven’t heard very much from them in a while...or, maybe if I’m lucky, I can get some up-close shots of the Shark Army! You know, no one has ever been able to get a really good close-up of one of them. That’s why it’s been so hard for the police to track them down! They’re practically invisible to the public!”

“And...you want to track one down yourself? That...sounds dangerous,” Jamie mumbles, but Antonia waves it off.

“Hey, getting the perfect scoop’s always a dangerous business! Of course, my passion lies more in the writing aspect, but, knowing what makes a good photo op can only help! A picture is worth a thousand words, and all that.”

Jamie makes a disgruntled noise of agreement. Antonia softens slightly; she can take the hint.

“Anywaaaaay, I guess I’ll leave you alone for now, but if you want some help with the project, just call me up!” Antonia puts her hands on her hips and winks. “I’m always happy to help!”

“I’ll...keep that in mind,” Jamie promises. Antonia beams, then skips down the hall towards her next class. Jamie sighs; they actually have no idea what to do for this project. Their speciality is still-life, or moments that are calm...snapping a good pic in the midst of a heated moment? Definitely far less their style.

Jamie sighs again—they’ve got three days until the time comes to ultimately fail this assignment, then.

. . .

It’s been two days since the task was assigned, and...Jamie has gone nowhere with it.

They fiddle with their fingers and try to pay attention in class, but the fear and dread of making a fool of themselves come tomorrow is making their stomach churn like crazy. The best thing they can think of when it comes to ‘action’ is a moving car! Which...Jamie has a feeling no one is going to appreciate.

The only thing Jamie knows for sure...is that the best photos are candid—ones that are taken in the moment. One that aren’t planned or put together in advance.

...and Jame doesn’t know how he’s supposed to get an action-themed one of those on such short notice.

The loud wail of the school’s almost daily emergency alarm then begins to blare throughout the building. The alternating beeps of the alarm inform the student body that it’s a Class A Threat—normally reserved for a Shark Army attack without the presence of Garmadon. Which...is still pretty bad. But it can always be worse.

The student in Jamie’s class begin to scream, scatter, and take their hiding positions, but for once, Jamie stays in his seat. They dare to take a gander out the window, where the Secret Ninja Force is already in the midst of the fight. The Electric Jet tears through the skies, accompanied by the Dragon Mech. The Water Strider and the Ice Tank patrol the waters, while the Quake Mech patrols the streets. Jamie has no idea where the Fire Mech is, but certainly it’s out there fighting too.

On the other side of the conflict, however, is a giant shark-themed mech. It patrols down the street three blocks from the school, seeking out...something, surely. Could just be looking to stir up trouble, or to draw out the Ninja for an ambush. No one ever really could determine just what the Shark Army was ultimately after, other than the obvious desire to thrust Lord Garmadon into a position of power.

And, perhaps, a lesser person would be freaking out right about now, as there is some kind of a crazy shark machine out of the loose, but…this kind of thing happens every day.

And best of all, it’s a whole lot of action.

Steeling themself, Jamie takes a deep breath before shoving a hand straight into the air, making sure they catch the teacher’s attention before speaking. Might as well take a page out from the book of his fellow Elemental Masters.

“...can I get a bathroom pass?”

. . .

With bathroom pass in hand, Jamie very discreetly makes their way out into the streets of Ninjago City, school-issued digital camera at the ready. They can’t believe they’re actually going through with this, but maybe a bit of Antonia’s words have sunk into their head. They only way to get the shot they desire is to just go for it...even if it means diving head-first into danger.

Jamie’s not going to dive in unless they absolutely have to, so for now, they stick to sneaking behind a trail of trash cans, lampposts, and bushes. Jamie opts to remain blissfuly ignorant to the fact that buildings are currently bursting into flames and cars are being tossed about in the air like toys. Jamie nestles behind a particularly plush bush and pushes the camera through the branches, setting up the perfect vantage point for any action that does happen down the streets.

Jamie grabs a few shots of eroding buildings and aforementioned flying cars, in case nothing else does happen, but...none of it feels as impactful or emotional as they would prefer. There’s no sense passion or purpose with these shots; they’re just photos taken for the sake of it, rather than with the pure desire of preserving an otherwise ephemeral moment.

...but Jamie’s also not stupid enough to land themselves right in the heart of trouble, either. Maybe they can find higher ground somewhere so–

The Fire Mech finally decides to make its appearance at that moment, with the Red Ninja within hollering something about “going shark hunting”. Jamie rolls his eyes—even while under the mask, Kai’s the same as ever.

But then, the Shark in question makes an appearance as well. The same mech Jamie spotted from the school window continues to turn the city into its own personal stomping ground. It casts away buses and truck like they weigh nothing, yet easily and almost gracefully evade the blasts from the Fire Mech. Enraged, the metallic shark head leans down, scoops up a car in its mighty jaw, and throws it in the Fire Mech’s direction. The Fire Mech dodges...and the car flies right over Jamie’s head.

“Oh, god—”

The car lands not too far behind Jamie—close enough for them to get caught up in the resulting explosion, anyway. Jamie wails as there’s ground one moment and the next only air, and Jamie barely has the wits to use his powers to move himself to a safer position—that is, somewhat closer to the ground. They bounce twice along the asphalt of street, only coming to a stop as the car that nearly crushed them erupts into a torrent of fire. Kai hops out of the Fire Mech to hurry to put it out...while the pilot of the Shark Mech proceeds to exit as well.

“Jeez, we’re missing Accounting for this?!” Jamie vaguely hears Kai’s voice whine in the distance, the flames around them gradually beginning to dissipate. “You couldn’t have told your people to wait a few more hours...?!”

“Oh, shut up. This got us out of having homework tonight, didn’t it?!”

A second voice enters the conversation: it’s somewhat smug, and sounds female, with a very haughty lilt to it that isn’t entirely unpleasant to Jamie’s ear. But then again, maybe that could be due to the potential concussion received from nearly getting blown up by a car.

“....ugh,” Jamie groans, the world finally beginning to to stop spinning. “...why...why...?”

“...oh, what do we have here?” Jamie gasps and lurches as a boot is suddenly pressed into his chest. “A little spy, hmm...?

Jamie blinks, and finally gets a visual on this mysterious second person: she’s somewhat taller for a girl, and well-built...jet-black hair frames half her face, and the deep blue of her army uniform makes her red-painted lips pop against her olive-skin. A see-through cape and skirt-thing drapes down her shoulders and hips respectively, and pristine white gloves reach down to grab Jamie by the collar. And now, with her this close, he can see the flecks of navy in her otherwise pure black eyes.

They’re...kinda pretty.

Too bad she’s currently about to break his sternum.

“...huh?” she says, now leaning way too close to their face. Jamie holds their breath. “Your eyes...saturated irises with colored pupils...? It...can’t be...?”

“OLIVIA!” Kai’s voice howls in the distance, jumping back from where he’s manage to contain the fire. Olivia pulls back, releasing her boot and pulling Jamie up with her. She keeps a fist wrapped in the collar of their yellow hoodie, searching deep into their eyes. Jamie’s never felt so exposed. “Get away from that totally random civilian I’ve never met before and has nothing whatsoever to do with me or my friends!!”

“...Oh, come off it. You know as well as I do that this kid is any but normal or random.” Olivia snickers, releasing her grip on Jamie’s hoodie only to run a finger along their arm. Jamie’s mind goes entirely blank. “You’ve sure got some pretty eyes, my guy...mind telling me more about that?”

“I-I, um, I-I, well—”

The Shark Lady circles around them like a real shark would with prey. Her face is split by her jagged grin of sharp teeth. It’s horrifying and unsettling. And yet, somehow, Jamie isn’t put off by it in the slightest.

The moment is broken by Kai flying in from the left, driving a kick into Olivia’s side. Olivia sails through the air and slams straight into the side of a public mailbox, leaving Kai to pull Jamie to relative safety around the corner of a building.

“...hey, you okay?” Kai asks, searching Jamie over for any injuries. Jamie, a little dazed, only manages a nod.

“Y-Yeah, yeah...but, um...” Jamie dares to look back at the street, searching for the girl. “Who was she...?”

“She’s General Number One, the leader of the Shark Army, Garmadon’s right hand woman, and entirely bad news,” Kai elaborates with a huff, folding his arms. “She’s been giving me and the guys trouble for months.”

“Where are the others?” Jamie asks, just as Kai rolls his eyes.

“They’re currently heading off a squadron on the other side of town. I got tasked with keeping her out of the way while they cleared out the scrubs.”

“Ooooh, or didja just wanna see me that badly, Firecracker?” Olivia coos, rising from the rubble with flourish. She fluffs out her cape and tosses her hair back; Jamie is totally looking respectfully as she sashays her way back over. “Say, if you surrender this kid over to me, I’ll call off the army right now!”

Olivia narrows her eyes, sliding a very devious grin over at Jamie.

“...they’re worth far more than anything else I’m looking for right now.”

“...guh,” is all Jamie can manage to say while Kai make sure Jamie stays behind him.

“Yeah right, I’m not stupid! I know exactly what you’d want them for, and I’m not going to let you have them!”

“You’d let the whole city suffer just for the sake of one individual? That doesn’t sound very heroic.”

Olivia grits the last word between her teeth, cartwheeling to the right before activating the Realm-Ripper and warping out of sight. Kai bares his teeth as he circles around Jamie protectively, only to be tackled right out of place by Olivia popping out of a magenta portal. Jamie yelps and steps backwards from the chaos, watching the duo tussle with one another.

Olivia eventually gets the upper hand, using her warping technique to hook Kai by the hood atop a lamppost. Kai shakes with rage and spews fire in every direction; Olivia chuckles at his plight...and then finally approaches Jamie with a strange amount of calmness.

“So, spill it Cutie, what’s your element?” Olivia folds her arms, gazing into Jamie’s eyes all over again. Jamie stomps down the weird mishmash of feelings they experience over being called ‘Cute’. “It looks like it could be Light, but the colors are slightly off for that...”

“Spuh-spuh-S-Space?” Jamie squeaks out. Their tongue feels too heavy in their mouth to even attempt to lie.

“Oh don’t just TELL her!” Kai hollers from the top of the post. Olivia clicks her tongue, grimacing, then takes hold of Jamie’s wrist. She spins the dial on her bracelet, and for a split second, Jamie finds themself in the Underworld...only to be put back into Ninjago moments later, slightly displaced from their original location.

Jamie balks. It’s almost like...she can kind of control space too...

...Either way, they’re much farther away from Kai’s attempts at interrupting.

“Space, eh?...well that’s not on the Elemental Compass,” Olivia muses to herself, her face lighting up with delight. “That means...you’ve got an Outlier Element that’s been removed, or it’s an entirely new one...!”

Olivia twirls on the tip of her foot, cape and skirt-thing fluttering outwards as she does. Jamie’s just struck into silence—she’s so delighted about this discovery that it’s almost contagious.

“Ahahahaha, that’s perfect! An Element that Master Wu isn’t familiar with...and one that seems like it’d be powerful as well...we’d have the upper hand with that easily! We might not even need Lloyd, and then we really wouldn’t need Nya...!”

She finally stops twirling, just long enough to capture one of Jamie’s hands in hers. Jamie’s mind blanks again, but the more Olivia speaks, the less Jamie can mentally blue-screen again.

“Would you be willing to join me in the Shark Army, then?” she asks, pleading with both her voice and her eyes. Jamie raises an eyebrow—how sudden. And...direct. “You don’t seem to be affiliated with the Secret Ninja Force proper, so there’s gotta be hope, right?!”

Olivia now clutches Jamie’s hands with both of hers, locking eyes with them.

“I’ve been searching for someone like you for a very long time, you know. I really, really, really need you.”

Jamie struggles to even respond, too hyper-focused on their linked hands. Jamie doesn’t even know this chick, and yet...and yet...this is someone that wants them around? Someone that has use for the Element within them that Jamie’s not even sure what to do with?

Unconsciously, and entirely involuntary, Jamie’s hands tighten around Olivia’s, simply seeking the provided comfort. Olivia takes that as a positive sign, but Jamie shakes their head.

“But, you...you’re....the bad guy, aren’t you?” Jamie stammers on a whisper. Olivia frowns, cocking her hip and relaxing her shoulders.

“Meh, that only depends on who you ask. Sure, I oppose the ninja...but I’m also on the side that’s trying to restore the truth of the Elemental Compass, and the Elements, back to the public. Master Wu and the Ninja are only striving to cover it all back up and keep it covered up.”

“...what?!”

That...that can’t be; if that was true, Wu wouldn’t have announced his presence or the role of the Ninja after that very first initial Garmadon attack...

...unless, of course, there was still other things that the old man was hiding.

Olivia becomes deeply serious, face displaying no-nonsense at all.

“I assure you, following Lord Garmadon is a far more fruitful endeavor that trying to appease that lying old Master Wu.”

Jamie squirms uncomfortably. They...always had reservations about Master Wu as well...

“And you seem like someone that appreciates the cold, hard truth of things, rather than continuing to perform under some prettied-up lies...”

Jamie gulps. She’s...not exactly wrong about that either.

...Jamie hates to admit it, but she makes a very persuasive case.

Before Jamie can properly knit together a response for that, they’re interrupted by a rather dramatic and loud wail from Kai, who has worked himself up into enough of a rage to finagle his way down from the pole. He lands on his feet—and by “landing”, it’s actually more of an awkward stumble followed by a plop. Jamie and Olivia gape at his horrible dismount.

“GRAAAAAAAAH!!!!” Kai roars, busting out of his pile of debris with a renewed vengance and blistering scarlet eyes. Jamie gawks at the wild display, but Olivia just shakes her head, as if she’d been expecting it.

“Aw, great, he’s found his second stupidly persistent wind,” Olivia pouts, jetting out her bottom lip. “Welp, guess that’s my cue to start wrapping things up. I’m too tired to keep dealing with him, and I’ve gotta study for a quiz tomorrow!”

Olivia reaches into her jacket with both hands and pulls out her twin blasters. Jamie’s eyes bug out only slightly upon seeing them. Olivia twirls them around in her hands, setting her sights on Kai (who’s currently trying to dislodge his cape from a stray bit of debris).

“Guess we’ll have to pick up this discussion later, Space Traveler.”

“...wait, Space Traveler?” Jamie shakes their head, making sure they heard that right. “Where did that come from?”

“What’s wrong? Don’t like it?” Olivia hums, folding her arms behind her head. “I always give fun nicknames to Elemental Masters. There’s Firecracker, obviously, and Wavemaker, Thundercracker, Lifetaker, Showstopper—”

“All right, all right, I get it,” Jamie grumbles. Olivia smirks, tilting her head back.

“....but maybe I’ll come up with something more...unique for you. Because at least you’re cute.”

Jamie rolls his eyes, which only spurs Olivia on more.

“Sooo, anyway...didja think about my offer to join the Army? We’ve got a great health care plan for those who reach a General Raaaaank...!”

“I...I’m not...sure...” Jamie still doesn’t know enough about the Shark Army’s motives, let alone enough to discern if Olivia’s claim of “unleashing the truth” was even fact...

...but if it was, had Jamie been subtly supporting the wrong side the whole time?

“...I...can I have...more time?” Jamie pleads, hoping to buy themself the moment if nothing else. “I...well, it’s not exactly or entirely a no, but...I want to figure out some things for myself first...if that’s all right.”

Jamie flinches, afraid that Olivia might attack for even saying as much. But to their surprise, Olivia leaves them be.

“...mmmm, fine. I won’t force you, then.” Olivia sets her shoulders, walking up to Jamie until they’re chest to chest. She proceeds to lean over Jamie’s shoulder, close enough to brush her lips just the slightest bit against his ear. Jamie represses a shiver. “...but only because I think you can be persuaded...eventually.”

Her ugly, cackling laughter rings in his ears, a sound that deafens him to anything else currently going on, as she cartwheels backwards and warps over to Kai instead. Jamie watches as she throws herself into battle against the Red Ninja, bringing guns to a sword fight with the absolute intention to win. It’s clear Kai’s dealt with her tactics many times before, and manages to parry most of her attacks...but watching them both go at it, Kai with pure determination and Olivia with an earned confidence and grace...

That’s action Jamie wats to preserve.

Jamie, swallowing down a budding lump in their throat, pull out their camera and takes several shots of the ensuing fight.

...And if Jamie manages to captures a few candids of a purely ecstatic Olivia submerged in the midst of battle, enveloped fully in an element of her own...well, no one else has to know but Jamie.

. . .

The next day, Jamie drags their body out of Photography class and back toward the lockers, having survived the assignment with a pretty decent grade. The teacher claimed Jamie would have gotten better points if they’d gotten a full face reveal of the subjects–that being Kai andd Olivia...

But, well...Jamie obviously wasn’t going to expose Kai....and they couldn’t expose just who the leader of the Shark Army was either. Not if they were actually considering joining their side.

“Dude, I can’t believe you managed to get shots of the Red Ninja!” Antonia exclaims, dancing around Jamie at the lockers. “The Red one’s always in the middle of fighting, and he’s kinda my favorite, so I’m suuuuuuper jealous!!! How did you do it?!”

“Got lucky, I guess,” is all Jamie says, starting to sort through all the papers within the locker. Accidentally, a stack of photos on the top shelf gets knocked into...and Olivia’s face is then scattered all over thee floor. Jamie seizes with embarrassment, but Antonia simply kneels down to gather them all up. And of course, being her, she can’t help but steal a peek at a few.

“...she’s pretty; who is this, a secret girlfriend?” Antonia teases, not really meaning it. But with the way Jamie struggles to bring themselves to speak concerns her.

“I...she...”

“...meh, don’t answer that; I can see you’re uncomfortable, I’m sorry. Hopefully you weren’t stalking her or something though.”

“D-Definitely not...!”

“Heh, good.” Antonia picks up the topmost photo, admiring the way the girl’s hair frames her face, pulled into a bright smile as she brandishes twin blasters. “It’s weird, though....I feel like I’ve seen her before, but...the leader of an entire army and Lord Garmadon’s right hand woman couldn’t be just a high schooler, right?”

“...mmm,” mumbles Jamie.

Eventually, Antonia takes her leave to head to her next class, leaving Jamie in peace to mull over the picture of Olivia. There’s...probably a good chance they won’t even see each other again, so...maybe Jamie can put the whole Shark Army thing behind them. Mo need for any kind of inner moral dilemma.

But, it’s strange...from some weird, twisted angle...

...Jamie could almost believe that Olivia might have just...understood.

With a sigh, Jamie tries to put it out of their mind and presses on..only to immediately slam into another student. Their notebooks and papers explode into a fireworks show of sheets and assignments, scattering all over the floor along with themselves. Jamie winces; great, the last thing he needs is attention....

“Oh, hey, I’m sorry about that, I–”

“Jeez, watch it, you stupid annoying piece of—!” the girl before him bares her jagged teeth, red-painted lips tugged into an ugly snarl. Her eyes snap up, all full of dark malice, but the moment the duo’s gazes connect....realization sinks in. Her lips are drawn into a perfect “O”, mirroring Jamie’s expression perfectly.

“...oh.”

Jamie completely freezes. It’s her. Of course it’s her.

...wait, no, he knows this girl! She...she’s been in some of his classes this whole time?!

........WAIT, there’s been a known criminal going to their school this whole time?!

Jamie continues to gape and flounder like a silently startled fish, which only serves to make Olivia chuckle in that maddening way of hers.

“Awww, am I so hot I rendered you speechless? Don’t worry, that’s a completely understandable reaction. Let’s start this little meeting over again then, shall we?”

Olivia tucks her bangs behind her ear and flashes the widest, most sharkish grin she manage.

“...Heeeey there, Space Cadet.”

And Jamie gulps.

#ninjago #ninjago oc #ninjago ocs #jamie myers #kai smith #oc: olivia omar #antonia sawyer #legacyverse #the ninja legacy whip #HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA RACCOON #this started as interactions with kai #but then you hit me with cursed olivia/jamie content #so now you get this #Olivia Omar? she’s a freak I hate her i- *trips* *thousands of pictures of olivia spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m jus

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lesbianralzarek · 3 months

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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

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crabussy · 1 month

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#WHAT THE FUCK MAN #caps #you're not evil dont worry I love you #BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now #if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe #IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY

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skeleton-mischief · 2 months

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Razz Serrif

You absolute MANIC fool! You've ruined just about EVERYTHING!!

*SF!Purple Sans seems irritated, but let's check these headcanons instead

- Official height is 5'6 because of his boots

- He/Him

- Likes to drink coffee, the bitterness is great

- Makes Burritos

- A dog person

- Older brother of Cash Serrif

- Lieutenant of the Royal Guard

- He is very touch oriented, hands on approach

- Desperate to prove himself through fighting. Won't hesitate to fight

- Prone to jealousy and is competitive about a lot of things

- He likes being active

- He likes being in control for a lot of things, but he struggles losing it

- Good at saving money, he in fact taught Cash

- Originally competitive with Carmine and Powder, but eventually formed friendships with them

- He did not have a good relationship with Gaster. He was too clingy and would be too forceful in wanting full dedication from Razz. He wanted Gaster's approval but it resulted in high expectations of himself as he was taught that he had to be independent and powerful

- Brave, independent, proud, intuitive, stubborn, blunt, optimistic, sassy, smug, erratic, unfiltered, responsible, secretive, aggressive, nosy, and bossy

- He hardly curses, especially not in front of authroity

- He acts like a tyrant sometimes, though it's due to insecurity

- Like Carmine, he will berate you but in a more scolding way after you become close with him

- He will falter with genuine communication or compliments, since he's not used to receiving validation or someone actually being honest/sincere

- He would call his lover precious, such as "my precious Y/N" or "could you come here, precious?"

- He can make some of the worst apologies, unless to authority or people he is super close with. He decently tries enough though, usually doing small acts of service instead of actually apologizing properly

- He loves PDA since he gets to show who he's close with and in the same sense makes sure no one messes with you as a result. It's basically a way of him saying "they're with me, fuck off"

- At first hated Carmine and Powder, but when he fought Powder and got his ass beat he was filled with shame. At first called Powder a soft, annoying version of him who was too humble in his opinion. he poked fun at Stretch for his shyness and then got his ass beat by Powder. He eventually was extended kindness after this and grew to respect Powder, though

- Hated Carmine for being similar to him but not pushing himself to be his "strongest." Yet grew to be more petty over the years. Developed a respect for him and now they're friends who actively are tyrants when it's cleaning day

- His magic smells of sugar, his magic tastes like blackberries

- Hides his face and sniffles a lot when crying, he doesn't like to cry. He hardly does and he has to be pushed to get to that point

- In the underground he was close with Cash at one point. but overtime he slowly resented Cash's habits and behavior. This caused him to be more controlling and frustrated

- He would keep an eye on Cash when he came home high or drunk so that he wouldn't dust, but he never told him since Cash complained about being babied sometimes

- His relationship with the Queen is the same as Gaster's. He's extremely dedicated to her, and people often rumor the Queen's strange interest in him. She uses him for emotional support and has a strange codependency on him despite the power dynamic. He hates it, but tries to sympathize. This keeps his brother out of trouble often, though he doesn't tell him. The Queen makes him value power and has twisted what he should be like, since she was the one to scar him. She makes sure he doesn't disobey

- He tries to let Cash have freedom, and tends to him a lot once they move in with the other skeletons. It'll take awhile, but he will learn how to balance care and controlling habits

- Didn't realize that Cash fell into his habits due to him being in the Royal Guard. He didn't realize that Cash simply wanted his brothers attention and was coping with it

- He tends to express his masked personality over his real one better than anyone else. He in truth feels deeply, cares about many things, and hates that he can't connect with people like he wants to

- He's more lonely than he lets on

- He tends to be desperate for approval, doing a lot to get it even if he acts like he doesn't need it

- Even if he struggles, he can show his care and sincerity in different ways

- He's sacrificed a lot to get where he is now, and he regrets that his brother was part of that crossfire

- He often gets extremely emotional over a lot of things, but he's formed that to be aggression since he's part of the royal guard in an underground that festers in violence. It was a painful necessity for him to change

- He thinks it's selfish of him to care for others

- He grew up with the mentality that power means everything, so when there's no use for it anymore he doesn't know what to do with himself

- He'd rather gouge his own eye out than admit his desire for real, intimate, connections

- He doesn't understand why he can't adapt to the other AU's like the others so easily, but a part of him knows that he's the problem

- He hates that his impulsive decision to anything is demeaning others or getting aggressive

- Ashamed of his scars, unlike Carmine

- He finds his jealousy to be childish, and just like Carmine he'll avoid talking about it until confronted

- He's more tactful and intelligent than he lets on, using certain behaviors as a way to avert drama towards his brother or loved ones by making a scene

- Despite his lack of showing too much kindness, he deeply cares about those he loves and wants to do right by them. So, if he really sees that someone is hurt from his actions, he is not stupid enough to widen that wound and instead tries to find ways to make it up to someone

-He hates the Queen, hates Gaster(who is no longer present), he hates everything. He hates- he hates who he is. Why does he mess everything up?

Closing Notes: I see that Carmine and him are reflections of each other who grew up slightly differently and coped differently as a result. They're more alike than the other realizes, and yet both are on a scale in how they handle shit. The two are SWAP fells though, so they have a sort of twisted way of dealing with things when compared to Powder if he was put in their situations. Sadly, Razz just is too stuck in his ways to change anytime soon. But maybe he just needs...mercy?

#headcanon #undertale au #alternate universe #sans #swapfell sans #swapfell purple #swapfell #razz serrif #he is bbg #i can fix him #he makes me feral #going feral #hes such a loser #so now you get this #i wont him #i knead him #mwah mwah #i'd kiss him

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