#so!! if you get bored of it no you wont. just push through i love you all
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fuck you [little guyifies the worst day of your life]
#minhkhoa khan#ghostmaker#ghost-maker#khoa khan#TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE HABIT OF. DOING ART#and this art style takes me literally like 20/30 minutes so its so nice#to just do when i dont have time to put any actual thought into my art#so!! if you get bored of it no you wont. just push through i love you all#z draws#sfw
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GENERAL SMUT PROMPTS
1. “i need you, right here/now”
2. “louder/quieter”
3. “i dont care who’s outside”
4. “do you want them to hear?”
5. “what if i dont?”
6. “make me”
7. “you don’t get to tell me what to do”
8. “that’s strike 1/2/3”
9. “if you stop, i’ll stop”
10. “no more, please, i can’t”
11. “where are your manners?”
12. “what did you say?”
13. “try again”
14. “but the cameras” - “they can’t see us from this angle, if you can stay still”
15. “you don’t get to touch”
16. “i’m begging you, touch me, please”
17. “beg for it”
18. “i said no”
19. “stop pushing, it wont end well”
20. “you look so fucking hot right now”
21. “you don’t need anything, you want it”
22. “say it”
23. “use your words”
24. “i can’t understand you”
25. “i can’t read your mind”
26. “could he/she do it better?”
27. “do you wish it was *name* touching you right now?”
28. “play with me”
29. “you’re such a needy girl”
30. “i don’t think your stage outfits cover that”
31. “let me focus”
32. “sluts don’t get to make requests”
33. “what happened? you wanted this so bad five minutes ago”
34. “stop talking”
35. “did i give you permission to talk?”
36. “you don’t understand how angry i am right now”
37. “you’re fucking soaked”
38. “you make me so wet”
39. “why are you already squirming”
40. “can i ask you for something?”
41. “please don’t stop”
42. “please don’t think i’m weird for this”
43. “i’ve been waiting all day”
44. “does that turn you on?”
45. “i need your fingers”
46. “i want you to fuck me”
47. “do it like you mean it”
48. “scream my name while you cum”
49. “call me mommy”
50. “touch yourself, i want to watch”
51. “come here, now.”
52. “on your knees”
53. “turn around”
54. “bend over”
55. “spread your legs/spread your legs further”
56. “you can barely speak, so cute”
57. “you’re so flushed, pretty girl”
58. “sit on my thigh/face/etc”
59. “lift up your leg”
60. “i’m bored, let’s play”
61. “i can see you staring at my tits/thigh/ass”
62. “if you make me/if i have to stop this car, im going to make sure you can’t walk out of it without my help”
63. “harder”
64. “let me do it”
65. “i didnt mean to, im sorry”
66. “dont cum until i tell you to”
67. “what if i just leave you here, wet and needy”
68. “what’s the safe word? you’re going to need it”
69. “what about you?”
70. “it’s my turn now”
71. “i didn’t mean to call you that, i’m sorry”
72. “you look so pretty on your knees”
73. “what are you going to do? punish me?”
74. “i think i deserve a reward”
75. “your *body part* are/is so pretty”
76. “i really don’t care that we’re in public”
77. “keep it up, you won’t like the situation you end up in”
78. “who do you think you are?”
79. “spank me”
80. “choke me”
81. “bite me”
82. “no, don’t go”
83. “you can practice on me”
84. “this is a one time thing”
85. “i thought you said it was a one time thing?”
86. “we can’t do this”
87. “i ordered us something”
88. “that looks too big”
89. “are you comfortable?”
90. “grab the handcuffs and come back here”
91. “you bought a vibrator?”
92. “how do i look?”
93. “you taste so sweet”
94. “i’m/it’s all over your chin”
95. “do you want to try?”
96. “you’re so cute”
97. “do you think about me when you touch yourself?”
98. “why are you being so shy? it’s not like i haven’t already seen all of you”
99. “can we use a toy?”
100. “can i use a toy on you?”
101. “good girl, keep going/just like that”
102. “you’re doing such a good job”
103. “i’m so proud of you”
104. “nobody can know about this, okay?”
105. “how are you so close already?”
106. “i can see how wet you are through your shorts”
107. “can you be quick?”
108. “please, i’ll finish fast”
109. “use your mouth”
110. “why do you get so shy when i use that word?”
111. “i love your tits/ass/etc”
112. “where do you want me to touch you?” - “down there…” - “say the word”
113. “stop teasing me”
114. “i like it when you’re mad”
115. “punish me”
116. “are you going to stop me?”
117. “on the counter/table/etc?”
118. “you’re the only one that gets to touch”
119. “have you seen the things the the fans write about you and *other member*?”
120. “i don’t care what the fans think”
121. “i really need to finish this”
122. “this is exactly how i imagined it”
123. “is that my shirt/underwear/etc?”
124. “everyone else is gone”
125. “fuck, i wish this room was soundproof��
126. “shut up”
127. “relax, angel”
128. “keep doing that, please”
129. “you feel so good”
130. “your skin is so soft”
131. “kiss/touch me, everywhere”
132. “no, you started this, now you’re going to finish it”
133. “pull my hair”
134. “open your mouth”
135. “clean my fingers, this is your mess”
136. “you’re such a messy girl”
137. “why are you so hot”
138. “fuck, i love you so much”
139. “take off your underwear” - “but, there’s other people here” - “they won’t see you, there’s an entire table here”
140. “you’re so gorgeous”
141. “open your eyes”
142. “look at me while you cum”
143. “do you want me to use my fingers/mouth?”
144. “i want you to keep going, forever”
145. “do you want to join me”
146. “you’re not allowed to touch”
147. “bad girls/sluts don’t get to cum”
148. “can you tell me what you did wrong?”
149. “explain what you did, if you don’t finish before you cum, you don’t get to finish again for the rest of the night”
150. “you’re all mine” - “hm…” - “say it” - “i’m all yours”
151. “you’re such a fucking slut/whore/cunt”
152. “how bad do you want it?”
153. “make me cry”
154. “ruin me”
155. “i want to do so many things to you”
156. “you look amazing, really, but i think i prefer the dress on the floor”
157. “i need you”
158. “if you ever pull a stunt like that again, i won’t wait until we get to our bedroom”
159. “say that again, i dare you”
160. “it’s too late for this” - “you don’t have to do anything, just stay laying down”
161. “what does this make us?”
162. “i love making you so flustered, it’s so cute”
163. “do you like it when i touch right here?”
164. “can you stay quiet if i take this call?”
165. “we could get kicked out for this”
166. “don’t make me say it, you know what i want”
167. “let me eat you out while you do that”
168. “can you teach me?”
169. “can i call you mommy?”
170. “what would the others think of this? their innocent little maknae being such a whore”
171. “shower with me”
172. “put your leg over my shoulder”
173. “there’s no one else here, be louder”
174. “look what you did”
175. “i want to taste you”
176. “i’m going to fuck you against the windows, i want everyone to see how good you are”
177. “stop being gentle”
178. “i don’t care what you do, just touch me”
179. “i want to fuck you so bad”
180. “i want to feel you, inside”
181. “i promise i’ll be good, just please…”
182. “you can’t leave marks”
183. “you’re not going to fall, i’ve got you”
184. “we are not doing this standing, there’s a bed right there”
185. “do you like it when i spank you right there?”
186. “stop moving on your own, you’ll take what i give you”
187. “use my thigh”
188. “if you hate me so much, why are you letting me do this?”
189. “you’re really telling me to stop while both of your hands are in my shirt?”
190. “i still hate you”
191. “this is just sex, no strings”
192. “fuck you” - “well, that’s what we’re doing isn’t it?”
193. “you looked so hot out there”
194. “you can take it like a good girl, right?”
195. “swallow”
196. “i’ll untie you if you’re good”
197. “you heard me”
198. “that was a nice way to wake up”
199. “i want to make a mess of you”
200. “breathe, please”
201. “take it like a good girl”
202. “why don’t you make it up to me?”
203. “you think your begging is going to change my mind?”
204. “i don’t care that you’re sorry”
#kpop smut#smut#kpop imagines#smut prompts#dialogue prompt#sentence prompts#request#prompt list#writing prompts#x reader#imagine#fanfic prompt#writing prompt#my prompts#prompts#dialogue prompts#fic prompt#fanfiction prompts#story prompt#wlw prompts#fanfiction#fanfic#story prompts#kink prompts#dialogue inspiration#dialogue inspo#dialogue ideas#writing dialogue#random dialogue#character dialogue
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dark john wick hc
cw/tw: jw x reader; stalker behavior, obsession, kidnapping; sensitive topics like this so if it makes you uncomfortable at all please don't read
an: I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
masterlist
before
the silent type
wont come up to you, wont approach you, he just follows you everywhere
bouqets of flowers, expensive chocolates, and jewelry left at your doorstep
i'd imagine that when your not at home (or when ur sleeping) he goes through some of your stuff
theres a box under his bed filled with pictures of you along with little things he's stolen from your home over time
he loves the smell of your perfume, so much so that he found and bought the same scent that you use and smells it all the time;
he'll even spray it on his bed at night (im just realizing how sick in the head i am)
one day he might take you
if you were about to move away or something, he would start panicking, thinking that you were leaving him, and it just wasn’t safe, so now he has to take you
after
he’ll give you time to get used to him, he’s a very patient person
when you finally start warming up to him, he'll buy you gifts here and there (he's causing psychological warfare IN THIS HOUSE)
after being with you for a long time, insists that you wear a wedding ring ( vvv expensive might I add)
i feel like after a while, you would get bored at the house, he would let you do anything you wanted, as long as you didn't leave'
if you wanted to take an online cooking class he would be like :) yay!
I think there’s a sense of altruism to him; he would be over the moon if you could love him back, but even if you don’t he'll still be there
(or he continues to convince himself that you just need some more time)
he has very conflicted feelings about how close he'll allow himself to be near you
sometimes he'll realize he needs to give you your space
and other times he’s just so tired of being alone, he’ll just follow you around the house or cuddle with you in your bed
vvv cuddly
when you finally start warming up to him, he tries so hard not to push your boundaries but what's a touch starved lonely trauma ridden assassin suppose to do
#john wick#john wick x reader#jw x reader#john wick fic#john wick fluff#john wick yandere#stalker john wick#john wick x gn!reader#john wick x y/n#john wick x you#dark john wick
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needle through his heart
geto is such a luvrboy he would do anything for u // hs time bc im in love
“yo, can i pierce your ears?” you peer over your book to meet suguru’s gaze, he too peering over his own book from the opposite side of the bed.
“hmm,” he hums in contemplation as he notes the page he’s on before closing his book, setting it in his lap. “sure.”
suguru would never in a million years, admit to anyone how tightly you have him wrapped around your finger; he’s like a puppet and with your every smile, laugh, plea and beg has him jerked and pulled into your grasp. he’ll also never admit how much he also enjoys your stupid ideas. because seriously, what the hell are you going to pierce his ears with? he doesn’t even own a pair of earrings! but his book was getting extremely dry and while he cherishes even the quietest, most mundane moments with you, he was getting bored. but if he were to ever give more than a deadpan “yeah, sure, i guess.” it would only enable more antics and that’s pushing it.
suguru watches as you shuffle around his room, looking for god knows what. you kick aside a dirty t-shirt, making room to pull out the chair tucked into his desk. “what’re you looking for?” he continues watching as you pull through drawer after drawer, pushing aside pencils, paper-clips, stray post-it notes and paper scraps.
“you got a thumbtack?”
“oooh hell no,”
you swivel around on the chair, a wide smile plastered on your face. in your hand, a small, bright pink thumbtack, no doubt stolen from ieiri. “ohh hell yeah.”
you giggle your way over back to the bed, the thumbtack pinched and held like some sort of trophy. even suguru can’t fend off the growing smile on his face, watching you prance over to him.
taking the book off his lap, you replace its spot. “hey.” suguru smiles up at you, his hands perched on your hips, thumbs absentmindedly tracing circles into your warm skin.
“i’m gonna wing this.” you declare, free hand coming up to cradle suguru’s face. he, ever so slightly, leans into your touch. you can feel him hum of satisfaction as your finger traces a line from his cheek, down his jaw, and finally his ear lobe. his gaze never leaves your face, you can feel it, as you note an imaginary dot on the center of his lobe and bring the sharp tip of the thumbtack to it.
“go for it, baby.” it’s almost like a purr, from deep within his chest and it makes all the blood in your body rush to your own cheeks and ears.
even your hands start shaking. suguru’s always got a way to make you flustered, no matter how long you’ve been dating. your hands drop from his ears and into your lap as you try to hide your face in the crook of his neck in an attempt to hide the blush blooming across your cheeks. “don’t call me that.” it’s muffled into his sweater. “i’m the one with the weapon here.” you weakly hold up the bubblegum pink thumbtack, the short needle shining, catching the sunlight just right. you get a 2/10 on the menacing scale (+1 for effort, honorary +1 because he loves you).
you feel him chuckle against you, his hands moving to rest on your thighs. “sorry, won’t happen again baby.”
“not after i stab you, it wont.”
“yeah, yeah...”
you bring your attention back to the thumbtack and suguru’s ear, bringing the needle against his skin. “can i use your book to catch the back?” you’re already eyeing the book resting besides you, the hardcover shiny and brand new. he just bought it the other day, for full price.
“yeah, go ahead.”
needle in place, book behind his ear, you meet eyes with suguru. “you sure?”
“so sure.”
“you ready?”
“so ready.”
under the early morning light, suguru looks ethereal. long, dark hair splayed all around him, soft, steady breaths as he sleeps peacefully. it’s as if you trained your internal clock to wake up before your lover, just so you can steal a few quiet moments to just admire; admire the rise of his cheekbones, the fullness of his cheeks, the dip of his jaw. you gently run your fingers along his features before slowly combing through his hair, working out the knots.
a particularly harsh tug elicits a deep groan from suguru, waking him from his slumber. he mutters a groggy “good morning” as his arms snake around you to pull you impossible close into his chest and you can’t help but to smile. you continue to play with his hair, before the glimmer of his earring catches your attention.
you trace the dark jewelry, twisting it in the process. “did it hurt, when i stabbed you?”
suguru is nearly curled into you, face tucked against your collarbone. he shakes his head, “i’ve felt worse.”
an: ragagagag many thoughts rn || i’ve had this idea forever, initially for yoshida (csm) bc he has hella piercings but tbh not many ppl know him so </3 || inspired by that one super old dolan twins video where they literally stab hella thumbtacks into their ears lmfaoo || ik this is kinda shit but im just procrastinating studying for chem even tho i should bc im def gonna fail hehe || i was also going to say dont pierce your ears by yourself but thats what i do so just dont do it with a thumbtack lol
#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#geto#geto x reader#geto fluff#suguru x reader#suguru fluff#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#getou suguru x y/n
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Harry/Tom; Broken Promises + Pillow Forts, unresolved angst. Weirdly soft for them.
Harry may love his boyfriend, but he was also the first to admit that Tom Riddle was a stubborn prick.
They had been dating for seven months - fighting for longer - and, naturally, Yule was no different. They spent the majority of the day schmoozing at Black manor, Harry having allowed Tom to use his political position as both the Potter and Black heir to score an invite. It was a dreadfully boring and headache inducing affair, especially because Tom abandoned him several times to whisper his plans for World Domination into the ears of enthralled purebloods.
And now that they were back home, Tom was refusing to honor his end of the deal.
“We’re both exhausted, Harry,” he sighed, replacing a stiff dress shirt with soft cotton. “Another time.”
Harry doubted that. Plus, it was important to watch today. When Harry was young and Lily alive, every Yule had been spent on this very couch, bundled under blankets with a mug of hot chocolate and Christmas specials playing.
“We just spent most of the day playing politics because you wanted to, Tom, something I only agreed to because you promised we would do this tonight.”
“We left early because you said you were exhausted,” Tom rebutted. “Which means you need sleep, not to watch muggle Telly programs.”
“Fine,” Harry snapped, pulling Mrs. Weasley’s annual sweater over his head to conceal his hurt expression until he could get it under control. “Do what you want, but I’m watching this.”
Tom didn’t have family traditions. He didn’t have family. So it was understandable that he didn’t know how important this was to Harry.
But Harry had watched these with Remus once his mother died, and doing it alone, now that they were both gone, felt wrong.
Not that he had ever truly explained the importance of this to Tom. His lover probably thought of it as a silly whim, a favor. Perhaps he just detested muggles too much to care how his turnabout would affect Harry, and had never been planning to watch at all. It did rather sound like him.
Harry curled into a ball at the edge of the sofa and twisted his wand. Pillows zoomed from every room of the house, blankets floating behind them, and Harry heard a grunt as Tom -- presumably -- dodged one as they piled around him, building a fort that made him feel more cozy and less alone.
“Harry,” Tom hissed, in that all-too-familiar tone of frustration.
“What?” Harry snapped, turning on the Christmas special. His chest felt tight and he could feel his eyes welling with stupid, traitorous tears he refused to let fall. There was a pause, and then a blanket was pushed aside, allowing Tom to peer into his fort.
He was frowning, but it was more concerned than annoyed, and Harry looked away quickly. Not quickly enough, it seemed, because Tom sighed heavily and stepped into the fort, gently grasping his cheek.
“What is it, darling?”
Harry shrugged, pulling out of Tom’s grasp.
“Nothing,” he said through a dry throat. “I don’t like it when you make me promises you have no intention of keeping.”
Tom tensed, but didn’t deny his claim. “You’re typically not so upset.”
Harry turned to face him, anger only making the tears stronger. “Just because I don’t say it doesn’t mean I don’t feel it,” he snapped. “As much as you hate liars, it’s interesting what you’ve become, isn’t it?”
But Tom did not snap back, or fly into a pique as he was wont to do when Harry criticized him. Instead, he crouched down before him with a frown, hesitantly touching his knees. “I’ve truly upset you,” he noted, then offered, “I’ll stay. We can watch the program together.”
Harry grimaced, pulling away from the tentative touch. “I don’t want you here if you don’t want to be here,” he said, heart panging. “Why don’t you go back to Malfoy’s? I know he was talking about the after-party half the night.”
But Tom only frowned at him. “I’m not leaving,” he said. “You’re upset with me.”
Harry’s chest tightened. “When has that ever stopped you from leaving in the past?”
“Well, if you would just tell me instead of expecting me to know!” Tom snapped. “I’m trying here, Harry!”
“Maybe I need time,” Harry returned, just as fiercely though his own voice was quiet. “I don’t have to tell you everything, Tom, and I’ll tell you nothing before I’m ready to. I had your word that you would do this with me. Excuse me for believing that would be enough.”
From the fleeting expression on Tom’s face, a punch might’ve landed gentler. Neither of them trusted easily. Tom, because he’d never had reason to trust. Harry, because his faith had been broken so many times in the past.
#oh no#what's this?#my writing#tom riddle/harry potter#Tom/harry#harry/tom#angst my dear#it's angst#but like#swoft angst
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LOW VALUE MALES and how to understand them.
Keeping in mind "sex is the end goal of LVM" and "LVM won't care about women's emotions and will leverage them for their end goal" helps clarify tremendously their modus operandi. If you don't wanna read all this post, re-read this first post and scroll down. That's all there is.
LVM will pretend relationship for the sake of sex, they won't even be willing to put in effort and care into the relationship, just enough so they can access sex. And once dumped they'll crawl and cry so hard and pretend they'll improve themselves but it's all for the sake of sex.
They're literal slaves to their dick. They WANT to get it wet. The Dick Must be Wet.
LVM don't see women as their equal... and wont change their minds. They see women as possessions instead of humans. They won't care about what women desire want need deserve, because they see those things as obstacles to sex, so he'll cut corners just to get his dikk wet. Like "huh, why bother romancing her, I'm doing bare minimum and she's willing to give me sex, anything beyond that is useless
They're cheapos. They'll do hangouts, fake dates (that's what I call cheapo easy fake-romancey dates, like walk dates, park dates, starry night dates, home movie dates, etc), they'll pinch their pennies when it comes to dating... Because they simply aren't sure if the sex will be there. They aren't sure, so why the hell spend this much cash, Jessica Neighbor might have better odds than Joanna Doe? They'll litterally do a mental risk/perk calculation. To give you an idea, an escort's time is 600$+ in major cities, they're happy to pay for that, but will screech at the idea of paying 40$ for a nice dinner with a glammed up lady (that is ACTUALLY into them).
They loathe effort and energy, and they loathe making others feel good without expecting anything back. Let's say you're a LVM. Your average Joanna Doe, you romance her, you bring her to cute cafes, you get through boring discussions about future (you legit don't give a F about that, she's not the one and you know it), and you future fake her, you recourse to lowly strategies to make her think there's something going on. Joanna invests more of her time into you, she opens up more and more, after 1-2 weeks you bring her to fake dates, increase the intimacy, slowly push her boundaries, then tada sexxx.
They'll recourse to immoral strategies without any personal issues. It brings us back to point 4; they don't see women as people to respect. Respecting women to them is optional, and they do it begrudgingly to not be seen as absolute assholes... This is bringing us back to the previous point's LVM example: Uh oh? Joanna Doe doesn't wants to have sex? You'll start doing guilt trips, push her into sex, say that she's weird, or maybe increase the romance fake talk, say she's the Number One and that you Know You'll Spend Your Life With Her, She's So Special. You lovebomb her, you talk of everything you think women love. Litterally you'll trow anything until it sticks.
To LVM, dating IS a numbers game. They more they'll ask women out, past exes, former classmates, anything goes, the more odds of having sex. So that's a win move for LVM. They are motivated by sex, and don't give a shit about women's emotions, they're annoyances. LVM will also have a bunch of women they talk to at the same time. But no, Joanna is the "only one he's talking to". They'll lie their asses off if that means protecting their odds of having sex.
If a LVM thinks sex might happen soon, he'll persevere the masquerade. But most aren't that endurant. A lot drop it after 3-4 weeks, the most endurant hold on for 2 months or something like that. Say no. Insist that you don't want to engage in sex and that you want to take it slow. Pump those damn BRAKES!
The instant you whiff anything LVM, dump. Don't even feel bad. LVM are EVERYWHERE. You'll find other men out there easy. They're rich, poor, prestigious, rednecks, academic, blue collar, whatever, they're everywhere. But their $$$$ or their network isn't worth a miserable lifetime. NEXT!!
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spoiled
warning- like 3 cuss words, small smut mentions, intoxicated mentions.
you we’re spoiled, it was no doubt about it. you grew up spoiled and since you were 14 you were getting extra spoiled by jack, you weren’t a gold digger and jack knew it he knew it was just the way you grew up but it even though you rarely got told no and hated getting told no he would still tell you no sometimes.
one day around 4:00pm you were stilling in you bed bored while jack was in his at home studio, you were strolling through instagram then you got a text from your best friend.
yourbestfriend - me and the girls are going to out today you wanna come ?
yourname- of course! what time?
yourbestfriend- in about an hour
yourname- okay!
you quickly turned off you phone and made your way to jacks studio knocking softly before entering, jack looked up from his writing “you need something baby?” you went over to play in his hair as he looked up at you “yes actually sweet boy.. can i get 5,000?” you asked hesitating knowing how tight he was with money he dropped his pen and looked up at you “5,00?! for what?!” “me and the girls are going out today in like 45 minutes and i need some money, i know i wont use all of it so please j! ill pay back whatever i dont spend promise !”
he grabbed his wallet and gave you his card “dont spend over 5,000, and dont buy any dumb shit.” “thank yu baby” you said quickly and kissed him before walking back up to your bedroom to get dressed.
you and your girls ended up stopping at a nightclub because it was already 1:00am and you still weren’t back, but you had only spent about 2,500 which jack was grateful for, but he hated the fact he had to get out of bed at 3:28am to pick you up because you were to drunk to do anything “jackk” “we’re almost home y/n stop.” you frowned as he pushed you hand away from his pants.
once you both got home jack got you some water, pain killers and ran you a warm bath, he got the bed ready for you so you can be as comfortable as possible when you went to bed. once you got out jack picked you up and rubbed lotion on your body and put on some underwear and his shirt and laid you down.
“jackkk” “yes baby?” “can you oder me some food?” jack sighed and pulled up his food getting your favorite thing from mcdonald’s. once it got to you and jacks home you ate and went to sleep as jack whispers into your ear “i love you sweet girl, more then everything.”
#jackman thomas harlow#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow fanfic#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow#jack harlow fluff#jack harlow concepts
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☆ How The Boxers Drive ☆
made this bc evil (im running out of excuses) this has been rotting in my queue for a while now
Glass Joe
- Really paranoid, i dont blame him cars are really flammable
- will panic if even one scratch gets on his car
- Just really careful with where he parks & when he parks
- if anything suspicious is on his windshield he'll panic because what if its used to mark him for something
-you know how moms go "slow down your gonna crash!!" if you speed up while driving? Yeah thats him
Von Kaiser
- unhinged driver, he'll go 50 kilometers a hour with the most bored expression ever
- put on your seatbelts because he loves to take sudden turns
- you have to hold on for dear life to anything because he doesnt understand what the words "slow down" means
- do not turn on the lights, just dont or he'll literally hiss at you
- driving like hes in a police chase, damn peepaw slow down
Disco Kid
- blasting his ears out + also going ridiculously fast
- you better hope the radio stops after a crash or you'll die to california girls
- doesnt do sudden turns thankfully
- drives even faster at nighttime, disco is really out for blood
- dont even bother honking at him, he cant hear you over his 92827298272 hour playlist
King Hippo
- he cant drive, what are you all on
- no literally, even if he could find a car to fit him, he still wouldnt be able to operate it
- too overwhelming for him anyways
- He gets carsick too easily
Piston Hondo
- actually responsible & obeys traffic laws (LIKE A LOSER!! BOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO RUN OVER PEOPLE INSTEAD!!)
- cant listen to music while driving, it just doesnt work for him
- if you honk at him he'll stare into your soul
- actually reading the road signs (LIKE A NERD!! BOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO THE LAW SUCKS)
- overall responsible driver
Great Tiger
- another driver from hell
- honks to communicate with people, at some point you'll have to consider ripping off the steering wheel or your ears
- blasting his music, he has damaged hearing because of that
- speed limits are for cowards,he'll gladly go 100 in a 30 zone
- reading road signs but not caring at all
Bear Hugger
- oh no.
- okay driver but wont shut up, bear we get it you shouldnt piss off or piss ON a moose you couldve ended it there
- eating snacks in the backseat makes him do the ultimate dad move™ (the hand thingy dads do when you eat snacks)
- "yeah you can push those to the side make yourself comfortable" as his backseat is filled with maple syrup bottles, a pair of moose antlers and the weirdest shit you can imagine, bear im really sure you dont need a entire ass stop sign
- doesnt speed but takes sudden turns way too often for your stomach to stay in one piece (can we get much higherrr, so highhh)
- also honks to communicate
Don Flamenco
- this fucking menace needs to be stopped
- He sings in the car, Don nobody needs to hear you sing poker face please dont crash
- unintentionally speeding, always 5 km over the speed limit
- holy shit he needs his license taken away
- He texts while driving, how worse can you get??
- you know "get in loser, we're going shopping."? yeah thats him whenever he comes to pick someone up
- Does more singing than driving
Aran Ryan
- wait what
- He actually obeys traffic laws & is okay with speed limits? What a switch
- He knows how to shut up too
- He may be a nuisance but he keeps it off the road because nuh uh no one is dying in a car crash today
- has sobbed in his car multiple times (mostly while driving) thats the most you can get him
- him & his car have been through thick and thin, he has laughed in that car, cried in that car, screamed in that car, sung in that car, he has went through everything with his car, it legally counts as an artifact
Soda Popinski
- license, on the kitchen table, NOW.
- he used to drive when drunk when he was a alcoholic (hence his past name, vodka drunkenski)
- doesnt use any kind of navigation when driving, he uses his gut feelings & they either: work, fail miserably or have you end up in a seperate country and either way its concerning
- has crashed into multiple signs & trees
- speeds when bored
- oh my god this man is a mess
Bald Bull
- calm the fuck down
- same deal as kaiser, unhinged driver with the most bored expression ever while asking you "how was your day?" like dude please slow down
- hes the reason the term road rage exists
- will gladly get out of the car to fight someone
- honking at him is a one way ticket to fucking die - land
- i hope awkward conversations are your thing because he'll try to do a icebreaker and ask stuff
- keep the lights off unless its the night or he'll chuck you out of the car like you're a McDonald's™ napkin
Super Macho Man
- jail.
- hes driving on the sidewalk. DRIVING ON THE SIDE FUCKING WALK.
- drives even if hes tired
-suprisingly brash with his car considering it costs a fortune
- He didnt hit the street lamp, it hit him
- blasting the worst music ever as he goes through a quiet neighborhood at 3 am
Mr Sandman
- oh my god finally a good driver
- hes a law abiding citizen
- hes the only one allowed to drive
- the only thing you can get him on is slamming his car door a little too hard but thats better than going 92827281962629912619916281972729229 in a 30 km zone or stopping halfway through to fight someone
- will not talk, ever.
- hes the first option when the wvba needs to ride somewhere and cant find a driver
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#don flamenco#bald bull#piston hondo#glass joe#aran ryan#great tiger
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This is probably one of my favorite chapters from my Draco Smut I’m writing. :))
I love the sound of the crunchy leaves under my feet. It's too bad it's been raining all day and those crunchy leaves have quickly turned into mush for slugs to hide under. I don't mind though. I love rain on Sunday mornings.
I'm on my way into the village to meet Harry, Hermione, Ron and Neville. Miss.Longbottom will be out of town this Halloween and of course Neville decided to throw another party. I'm meeting them to pick out costumes. I have my mind set on just getting vampire teeth and leaving it at that.
As I approach the seasonal store I see my friends laughing together. Harry is the first to wave at me. We've grown closer to each other as the days go on, being forced to only talk to each other in swim on the days that Neville was sick.
"Maisie, what’s your opinion on Neville being a cactus for Halloween." Harry says pushing me along into the group. Neville rolls his eyes at Harry and pouts.
"Luna is going to be a Oxalis triangularis. It's a matching costume." Neville states.
"Neville for the last time: you're the only one who knows with the hell that is." Ron says. Neville turns to the store door and swings it open letting the rest of the group inside.
"You'll get it on Friday when we win best costume at school and you're stuck in your bloody rat costume." Neville snaps.
"My mums making my costume." Ron mumbles. Everyone laughs as we pour into the shop going our separate ways. Hermione and I head to the women's costumes.
"What are you thinking ‘Mione?" I say rustling through a couple of costumes. Seeing all of the different costumes makes me want to reevaluate my vampire teeth plan. But I hate to spend money, especially with application season approaching. I've decided that Trinity is the school I want to go and that's going to take most of my savings for the next five years.
"Maybe I'll be Cormac's grades, that's scary enough." She huffs. " You know Neville asked him to come Friday."
I laugh at Hermione who's so flustered her face turns crimson.
"How's it going with Malfoy? You never really talk about it." Hermione adds. I bite the inside of my lips and try not the look her in the face. When it comes to tutoring Draco it's going great. His grades in English have improved drastically compared to last years. He doesn't have one missing assignment and his book is coming along, though it's as boring as can be. But in the other sense of what happened physically between Draco and me, we both agreed to start meeting in public spaces like the library after school. We didn't really discuss the whole make out session but surely chalked up as being high. I also blame the rain and the Bauhaus album in the background.
I shrug at Hermione. " He's smarter than one might think."
Hermione picks up and pointy hat from the top shelf and places it on her head. "Maybe I'll be a witch?" She says looking into the mirror.
"I'm starving" Ron grumbles. Ron and I waiting outside the sweets shop for rest of the group while Neville ordered jelly filled brains in bulk for Friday. I swears they're the best thing he's ever eaten.
"We're going to the pub right after this Ron." I say.
"Yeah, a shit pub." He adds.
"Why does it matter. You eat off the kids menus anyway..." I mutter. Ron laughs and looks up at me again. His smile fades into a serious stare.
"I think we should talk about the last Neville party..." Ron says. "You know, after our...uh, kiss. You ran off after and I just don't want to mess anything up. We were just starting to become friends and then I asked if you wanted to go in private....it was inappropriate. I'm just really sorry."
"Ron, I'm okay. It's okay." I say smiling. Suddenly from across the way theres a familiar loud high pitched laugh. It's Pansy Parkinson alone with Draco.
Though I try not to, I see Draco in a different way now. When I see him in the halls, I stare. Just hoping he'd do the same. Sometimes he does the same. I catch him at lunch staring at me and when I do he looks away almost immediately. When we have our tutoring sessions I'll look up from my books and see him staring and not just at my breast. Sometimes he stares at my thighs and at my neck, but mostly at my lips and eyes.
Pansy let's out another annoying squeal.
"You know, he's not that funny." I say to Ron as Pansy and Draco disappears into a bakery. "You know what... I'm in the mood for a lemon sponge." Before Ron can answer I'm pulling him across the street, into the small bakery. Draco and Pansy turns to look at us and I feel my face turns hot. What the hell was I thinking...what's my next move...think dammit.
"Look Draco its Fire Crotch and big-tits-magee" pansy squeals.
"Please Parkinson your laugh is far too annoying for this small space." Draco cringes. Pansy's face drops as she rolls her eyes. Draco searches my face before finding my eyes. He softens his face a little before looking at Ron and then back at me. His face nearly becomes stone. "Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me Maisie?"
"Don't talk to her like that." Ron says. "Have some fucking respect Malfoy"
Draco looks over at me and smiles then back at Ron. "Who are you Weasley? Her fucking bodyguard? Oh, or are you her boyfriend?" Draco quips. Ron walks up trying to size up Draco but Ron's stature doesn't stand a chance to Draco's.
"You sound a little jealous Draco..." Ron jabbed.
"Oh, trust me, Weasley I have nothing to be jealous of." Spits Draco. Pansy grabs her treat off the counter and snakes her arm with Draco's. "See you Thursday night Maisie. How about we meet at my house this time." Draco smiles at Ron before pushing passed him and exiting the bakery.
"You don't have to take that Maisie.." Ron scoffs. "We can go straight to Snape and-"
"-Please Ron leave it!" I beg.
"What can I get for you?" The boy behind the counter ask.
I dig into my pocket to pull out my wallet. "Two lemon sponges please"
#draco smut#draco x reader#draco fanfiction#draco malfoy#draco#draco x y/n#harry potter#draco malfoy smut#draco lucius malfoy#slytherin#hogwarts#hp fandom
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TSATS thoughts
spoilers obviously, you have been warned
yeah wow i am glad i didnt spend money on this book
im not sure if it was the WORST rrverse novel but uhhh,, its definitely up there
ive read fanfictions that better captured the vibe of the rrverse and solangelo specifically than this book did
so many different things about tsats bothered me so im gonna list them off to make myself feel better
will felt ooc, not in the way annoying ppl who only like fanon solangelo say he was but in the i actually read TOA and enjoyed it way
i get that going through the underworld and tartarus was going to be rough on will but he was just SOOO whiney and judgey it was really annoying to read at parts
also the whole storyline of will being a hater about the underworld was so uneccesary like youre telling me will solace, bisexual 2000s/2010s texan boy, healer to a couple dozen diverse kids at chb, literal battlefield medic, would find death and darkness inherently bad and untolerable?? rather than something to reconcile and make piece with??? even though hes literally dating the son of hades????????
like, something very interesting COULDVE been done with will’s character and his feelings towards nico’s past/trauma
picture this:
will, who bases his self esteem on how ‘useful’ he can be to people feels that he has to care for and ‘fix’ nico for nico to love him, he feels inferior because he cant fight as well on his own but he CAN heal people but nico isn’t letting him do that so he feels rejected and insecure
whilst nico doesnt want to let his trauma consume or define him, he also feels like its an inescabaly horrible part of himself that he cant get rid of, and will’s urge to ‘fix’ him makes him feel both unaccepted and that he cant share the worst parts of himself with will
they argue because from nico’s perspective it feels like will is trying to be his therapist and not his boyfriend, and from will’s perspective it feels like nico is pushing him away and if will isnt able to be ‘useful’ to him he fears he wont be loved any more
reconciliation comes in the form of will learning that his self worth isnt determined by how much he can do for other people and that nico loves him for him, and nico learning that part of accepting his darkness is letting people see the worst parts of him and trusting them to still love him not in spite of, but because of who he is
boom, i just came up with a way better, more in character, relationship conflict storyline off the top of my head if i do say so myself
okay back to the other shit that bothered me
why did will not have a weapon?? like??? we literally have that scene of him and chiron stress packing for tartarus and neither of them thinks that will should be armed in some way???
yes obviously will is primarily a medic not a fighter but still, its just such a dumb choice narratively
related to will’s abilities or lack thereof, what was with all the singing will did? he literally said himself in BOO that his sonic whistle was one of his only ‘musical’ abilities and that his talent lied with healing, we’ve seen him heal people w/out siging numerous times, why was this a thing??
also, the fucking care bear stare light blast thing, WHAT
will giving nyx hay fever also bothered me but i’ll admit that has more to do with me just not vibing with plague!will as a concept rather than it being a bad writing choice
speaking of nyx she was so boring
boring villain, boring motives, boring fight, all just boring af to me
the pacing of the book was so weird too
like the jumping back and fort between the trip to/through tartarus and the flashbacks with gorgyra was grating but dealable
but the fact that it took like HALF THE FUCKING BOOK to even get to tartarus was excruciating
there was NO need for all the underworld shit to take that long im sorry
nico also felt ooc, like over the course of TOA he obviously gets a bit softier and dorkier and i really genuinely like that but in TSATS i swear he was laughing or crying every 3 paragraphs and traumadumping to anyone who was (or wasnt) willing to listen like it just didnt feel like nico
all the solangelo pet names, gags
like significant annoyance and glow in the dark boyfriend and will’s various ‘death boy’-esque nicknames worked because they were (affectionate) digs at each other and not used every other sentence, ‘my little ball of darkness’ had the same energy as pookiebear
hazel only getting mentioned like twice was a fucking violation and im genuinely mad that reyna was only kind of mentioned once
like,, i already think thanks to fanon the friendship between jason and nico was/is given way more relevance than it actually has, but reyna was the one who felt all of nico’s pain, who shared her own trauma with him, who watched him kill bryce lawrence, who joined the hunters just like bianca, youre trying to tell me she wouldnt be on nico’s mind literally just as much as jason???
nico and piper have literally never been friends any idk why this book tried to make it seem like they are
im not against a nico/piper friendship or anything but like,,, nico ‘will not share my pain with others unless its literally forced out of me’ di angelo calling up a girl hes barely friendly accquiantances with and crying in front of her as he tells her all about his latest traumas, as her gf who is quite literally a stranger is also there? wack
speaking of bad writing and ooc-ness from nico the story of how he asked out will was terrible
‘i wanted a private date but the dyrads misunderstood and set up a big extravagant public gesture’ feels like something id find in a wattpad fic circa 2015
also theres no way nico went from his levels of internalised homophobia and shame and self loathing in HOH/BOO to publically coming out in front of the entirety of chb and asking will out in literally less than 6 months tf
the real-but-not-real dream with bianca and maria felt so uneccesary and disingenuous to nico’s character like he’d already accepted bianca’s death and that his old life was behind him and to have hades somehow ‘break the rules’ to bring them back to talk to nico was just so fucking jarring
also HADES being the one to send nico the prophecy, putting the responsibility of rescuing bob on his shoulders and retraumatising him and putting him in a position where he could very much die??? the fuck happened to ‘i want you to be happy’???
yet another instance of bizzare ooc-ness in this book ig
bob reffering to nico and will as his sun and star is just,, never rlly explained lmao
also bob is just, kinda, there, despite being the driving force behind the quest in the first place
i thought we’d get some actual will backstory, get to know more about his relationship with lee and micheal and his time at chb or his experiences growing up queer but no
all we got was that will used to travel around the country with his mom and they were attacked by evil pidgeons in nyc once which is how will’s satyr found him in the first place, cool i guess
i didnt mind the story of will and nico’s first kiss as much as their getting together but it still felt really fanfiction-y and cliche ngl
percabeth were WAYYY too fucking chill about solangelo going to tartarus and shouldve tried much harder to disaude them from going
also ik obviously the book isnt about them but it wouldve been nice for their survior’s guill re: bob to be expanded on a bit more, or even just,, better than rick and mark did it
i fucking hate the cacodemons i hate them SO much its SUCH a dumb narrative choice like literally who tf convinced them this would be a good idea and how can i fight them
i refuse to call them cocoa puffs, the REAL nico di angelo would never, do you hear me
also for a hot second there i thought the implication was that nyx had sexually assualted nico and i was like WOAH thats a bit much for a book for 11yros
honestly it still kind of reads that way since taking nico’s trauma, a part of him, and making something else living out of it without his consent is certainly a violation
not necessarily saying an SA-esque storyline has no place in the rrverse or middle school fiction, i think those topics can be tackled in a way thats appropriate for kids, but it felt out of place in TSATS to me
tartarus want nearly as scary or despair evoking this time around, it was just a dredge to get through and only a bit less boring than all the underworld stuff
i do appreciate that rick and mark were obviously having fun with all the body horror elements
i find it weird that will was, like, THAT broken up about him and nico ‘murdering’ octavian when in BOO he literally spoke about how he’d shoot him if he was better at archery lmao
i get hes a healer obviously there was gonna be some complex emotions there but idk it felt uneccesarily melodramatic
why was chb empty?? no like genuinely why
it contributed nothing to the story and doesnt even make sense since surely some of the year rounders have dead or abusive guardians
like??????? im genuinely confused by this writing descision what purpose did it serve to have chb empty????
i genuinely laughed at the geryon reveal because it was so out of left field, gay rights i guess
the fact that will didnt tell nico abt his talk with persephone felt weird and the talk itself was weirder
yeah overall id give the book a generous 4/10, it if was a fanfic id probably rate it higher but this was a real published book written by rick so im pretty disapointed
heres to hoping chalice of the gods is better
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just have a question about the character: what does Angel like about Beboo
Yes! Ive been waiting for this opportunity! ive spent a good time doing screenshots to answer this
All this story is seen through Beebo's eyes. He's your guy, the character you play as in videogame speaking terms, so we dont really know much about Ángels point of view
So here it is, a long rant on how that wet cat of a man has fallen in love with the detective boy
The thing about their relationship is that its always about to start, but they never actually start. They are also trapped in the timeloop relationship-wise, never being able to actually get into the actual relationship
But!! Unlike Beebo who has repeatedly fallen for this man 4 times in a row, Ángel gradually gets more and more into the guy as he knows more about him in each loop
So, starting the night, my man here doesn't know much about relationships. He's more of a kiss and leave kinda guy.
He goes expecting the hunger games irl but turns outs its just a boring museum.
Then he sees a pretty guy, and you know, habits die hard. He sees pretty, he wants to keep it for himself.
So he's like "hey, getting with a guy, that's a better use of my time.
Surely this wont end up in feelings or anything crazy haha"
He knows the guy more, and what does he find:
He's a very direct guy! Mans wants information for his investigation and hes going to get it!
One of the things Ángel says that he fails in relationships is communication
So he really likes that this guy will just straight up be like "give me my information. Also are you into men"
He likes a guy whos direct in what he wants in himself and others, and is not afraid to say it
He also likes that they have similar beliefs! Specifically in law
They both hate cops and he's a guy that can recognize flaws in the legal system, yeah! He could go take some beers with this guy!
But! To really test if this guy is friend and possible bf material he needs the Vivi approval (tm)
He passed the Vivi approval as she did not actively tried to bite him. Hooray
And here's the kicker, this guy is smart! Really smart!
He's impressed by that! Admires it, even. He's charmed by beebos autistic swag and love for puzzles. He would like to play Professor Layton with this guy.
So why not? Why not try something more with this pretty boy.
Why not a bit of hand holding
And then! The guy completely surprises him by going
Sadly, Ángel is an absolute videogame nerd, and he's completely charmed by this
Shared interests are important for him, and he loves games!
I tried making that a bit more obvious in the whole "whos your favorite detective/criminal" and him only answering with game characters
Do note that he says "like" and not "love". He's just starting to know this guy.
And he likes what he's starting!
If only he didn't die.
Second round
So here, he's a bit lost.
He was ready to start something, but this guy doesn't remember? Also did he just go back in time? What??
He's completely lost
And then the guy does this
Unknowingly, Oliver gives him stability. Now, he's not as lost. And! He can still try things out with this guy! Time might be fucked but he has Oliver with him again, even though he doesn't remember, he still wants to be there for him
And!! This is something Ángel really likes! Oliver is insecure about how much work he puts in a relationship, but he's actually putting a lot of work into this! He's actively pushing forward to have a future together
And Ángel likes that too! He likes that they are both putting the work into making things work, they both want to try it out!
And really, a big selling point in getting with someone is that the someone does, indeed, want to get with you too
Then he dies again
Round three!!!
Id say round three is when he officially is in too deep.
He said he tried to be in a stable relationship with a guy because he was funny
Well guess what
This guy is also funny!! Get fucked!!
But here he really gets to see Beebos more assertive side
This is the only man who has actually caught him in the middle of a heist
And he didn't even have to! He just wanted and did!
That's a challenge. This man would make things more exciting, seeing as he actually could give him a run for his money
Look at this self-assured bastard. Oh Ángel would love to run around roofs with him on his tail, trying to catch him, exciting!!
This whole round, he just has a great time! They talk about interests, joke around, bully kids, explore the house, all-around fun👍
But here's the thing that absolutely kills him: even now, where they are rivals of the sort, he still cares.
And that's the final nail in the coffin.
Even when Oliver was actively, painfully dying, he tried his best to comfort Ángel, and promised to save him.
Because even though he's the guy that keeps dying, seeing Ángel be sad is somehow worse
Round four
Here, they are detective partners, and Beebos' caring side really shows!
He wants to help Ángel, wants to comfort him, and listen to his issues
He offers to show him around town! His own grandma's chickens! Because he wants to see him happy!
He even promises he won't die this time and then actually survives! The absolute mad lad!
This kills the man.
What do you mean this smart, caring, funny, interesting, cool guy likes me? And wants to have a future with me just as much as I want to have a future with him?
It's all about the want to start something new, to have someone by your side and walk the same path
Which, yknow, can sound a little boring, but as a person who is getting deep into adulthood, yeah no this is it. This is the goal
And he cant wait to get out of this timeloop, to finally see the sun rise and welcome a new day, with him.
Bonus round
You know the moment Ángel hears about beebo fighting until the very end in the other house and against Eugene even with all the odds against him is gonna wake up something in that man. Love me a guy who refuses to go down without a fight
#And there is more i didnt say#he also thinks hes interesting! that small talk about puzzles and videogames left him wanting for more#he thinks Oliver has interesting thoughts! he wants to hear them!#this is long. hope it answered your question 👍#of course is not all happiness this man does have a good deal of survivor guilt#and feels responsible for all the times oliver has died#that cant be solved with romance#but having a good support system does help#also i dont know how to add a read more so#long post#sowwy#detective beebo
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Gallowglass (1993)
Triggerwarning: Suicide, Physical Abuse, Violence
Summary: Joe (Michael Sheen) was just released from a mental hospital but his foster parents wont take him back home. Desperate and having nowhere to go he attemps to commit suicide but is saved last minute by Sandor (Paul Rhys). Joe is now devoted to his saviour, who uses this to his advantage by further manipulating Joe up to the point where he aggrees to help kidnap a young woman.
Spoilers beyond this
Starting off with a punch in the gut (litterally)
Found this a bit uncomfortable to watch. Not necessarily because its bad, but because is portrays a very abusive relationship between Sandor and Joe. It’s proper fucked up, so that is kinda the point.
Joe is almost obsessed with Sandor, constantly excusing his horrible behaviour and actions. You very much believe that Joe would do anything for him. It’s genuinely scary to watch.
Sandor saves Joe
After they successfully kidnap the young woman they where after it turns out Sandor isn’t after a ransom, but is in love with her and wants to free her from her (as he thinks) miserable life. She rejects him which he, after some drama, accepts. However Sandor ends up killing himself the same way Joe tried to earlier, by throwing himself in front of a train. And because he’s a total bastard he does it right in front of Joe. (poor guy can’t catch a break)
Throughout the series are short clips of Joe explaining the events in hindsight This shows a very different aspect of the character it’s almost jarring. But in a good way. You very much get the sense that this whole story scarred him even further, but he also seems more mature and reflected. In the end we see that he might be talking to a therapist (maybe even in a prison?) so I like to think that at some point in his life he manages to set himself free from that past trauma.
“Tilly said Sandor was bananas, off the wall, after lunch…there seem to be a lot of words for mad. I told her never to say it. He wasn’t mad, he was just in pain…I know all about that, don’t I?” - fucking shivers down my spine The way he delivered that line, fucking genius. If you dont wanna watch the whole series, watch this one scene it’s so good. (it’s somewhat at the 44 minute mark of episode three)
The performances of the lead actors are way more convincing than I expected, it’s the most interesting part of the whole series imo. Joe starts off already broken and by the end he’s absolutely fucked up. He gets completely corrupted by his saviour to the point of kinda assuming his persona after Sandor died. Thats a pretty interesting dynamic and it left me feeling a bit icky afterwards.
I havent read the book but even with the great performances of the actors something about the story didnt quite capture me. Like the suspense was built up, but the payoff wasnt quite there. Maybe the stakes arent high enough? Idk something about the overall story couldve been pushed a bit more…
Anyway idk if this was Michaels very first time acting in front of a camera, but considering this was very early in his career he did an exeptionally good job. Michael has this way of completely disappearing in his characters its amazing to watch. And it blows my mind that he could do this so well already when he was just like 24 I think?
Joe calls the woman they intend to kidnap "the princess", after a story Sandor told him
His acting combined with Paul Rhys gives a very convincing dynamic. If it wasn’t for them this would’ve been an absolute bore.
Would I recommend watching this? Maybe, If you don’t have a problem going through a few unconfortable scenes and a overall mediocre story. If you absolutely want to see Michael play a very broken, fucked up young man, sure! There’s some good acting in it so at least it isnt boring. Just prepare for violence and some uncomfy stuff.
(Horrible Hair dye job, Sandor)
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Hii could I request going to a water park in modern au with romantic Ei and Lumine and platonic Venti and Scara?? I feel like this would be a fun idea😆 Good day/night!!
Characters: Ei, lumine (romantic), venti and scara (platonic) × gn!reader (+mentions of yae miko)
a/n: oooo this one's a good idea anon! I made it quite short for each character so that it could be easier for me to balance the length. Best use your imagination! I think venti and scara's can be romantic too, but they def acted more like a bestfriend here
word count: atleast 1k or below total, lost venti's count
Lumine
She found this waterpark somewhere online and immediately wanted you to go with her
Super fun to hang out with!! Knows lots of games the both of you can do due to travelling/being very active on the internet
Tries the most interesting (and scary) ones with you. If you're scared of heights then she wont force you, instead you're now her photographer!
Speaking of pictures, she's pretty famous on social media. Most of her posts being adventuring tips or photos from those adventures, so expect her to take lots of photos! She'll share them to aether aswell. Maybe next time she could bring him along and some other friends?
She's glad you persuaded paimon with food so she wouldnt come along. Last time she went to a waterpark, the pixie was screaming in her ears the whole time. Now that it was only you too, she felt quite relaxed. Maybe a bit too relaxed that she started telling flirty jokes to you.. just dont mind her! You'll be alright (maybe)
࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚ ⪩ 𖧧 ⪨ ࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚
Lumine thought of stuff to do, not wanting to bore you "hmmmm... would you perhaps wanna have a swimming race?"
"sigh, im not that good at races. We're probably just gonna splash water everywhere and get tired" you answer
Your lover looked around, and her eyes stopped at the wave pool in the near distance. That gave her an idea
"C'mon." She grabbed your arm and smiled in a smug-ish way.
"Wait what!?"
poor unknowing y/n :,(
Ei
One day you talked about some incident that happened to you in a waterpark as a child
She was curious about "waterpark" so she researched about it, even asked her bestfriend yae miko if she ever experienced something interesting at a waterpark
And you two went off!
Shes not really knowledgeable with pools and slides, so she let you decide where to go. She wanted to know more about the "popular" ones though, trying to figure out why it gets the people's attention
It was surpisingly not bad with her. If you were scared, she would shower you with praises saying you could do it. Would most likely hold your hand if she could while sliding down a waterslide, she always wants right by her huh?
She wouldnt exactly scream or show signs of fear on the ride, but would gasp if you showed any. Therefore, she holds your hand tighter for reassurance
࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚ ⪩ 𖧧 ⪨ ࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚
As you and ei float through the lazy river, she stares at your smile. She's happy that you're enjoying this trip, and wants to see that smile more often. So she initiates a conversation.
"How are you y/n?"
"Great! Lets just relax here ei. after all those waterslides we do need a break, no?"
She nods slightly and thinks. "hmm... We should do this more often. Would you like me to have someone make a pool in the backyard?"
"T-that would be fun but theres no need! A pool is pretty hard to maintain."
"Are you sure? There are many advantages if you have a pool nearby. For example:"
You stop her and sigh "Ei, i love you but its a bit much. This is more than enough for me i swear!"
Venti
Reeeeeaaally chaotic
Tries out everything, i mean everything. If you join him in doing so then even better
splashes water on you like half of the time to the point where you got annoyed and pushed the floatie he was on far enough to bump his head😭
Once you realize what you've done you swim (or walk) to him to see if hes alright.. "dont worry" he says, but is telling the truth since it was fine. no bleeding and stuff
On the topic of floaties, he has quite a lot of them. He brought his favorite ones for today, which includes an anemo slime inspired floatie!
PUSH HIM DOWN THE WATERSLIDE WITHOUT TOO MUCH WARNING. Dont be afraid, lets just say his scream after was indeed laughable
Will attempt to perform on an obstacle and fail.
࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚ ⪩ 𖧧 ⪨ ࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚
Your bestfriend saved this one for last, which is the inflatable obstacles!
But you wonder why in teyvat he tried to sneak his phone on if he didnt even have anything but his hands to carry it. You took it from him last minute, not wanting to trouble the workers with this companion of yours. You know he's gonna make them take crazy pictures in the air and what not.
Welp, venti's plan A ruined. He can still enjoy tho, right? There's one thing he knows what to do which is..
annoying you (◌´ᗜ`◌)
"y/n check this out! Im gonna do a tiktok dance on this floating trampoline!" Venti shouted
"... I dont know this guy anymore" You say as you walk away from him
After, you hear a splash. You thought it was him falling but instead, a small donut floatie came right at you aiming for your head.
Scaramouche
didnt wanna come at first but somehow ended up coming along anyways. Its totally not because he hasnt been to a waterpark with a single friend since its always been in groups! Totally not..
he's so mean </3 constantly taunting you n stuff and mocking you if you're scared like⁉️ He all does it with that one mischievous grin on his face..
Also he stays in the shallow parts bc he's secretly bad at swimming 💀 He knows how but it takes him awhile to get the in hang of floating
OH this shortie has waterguns i know it. Once you use one at him get ready for him to shoot back.
Instead of you pushing him down the waterslide without much warning like venti's, its the opposite with him. Get your revenge! The war has begun ㅇㅁㅇ
Yes. its basically a war between you two during this
saw ei with a pink-haired fox girl and a blonde traveller by a close shop looking for souvenirs while getting ready to go and packed up even faster.. you were confused but brushed it off
࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿙֒͜࿚ ⪩ 𖧧 ⪨ ࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚࿙࿚࿙֒͜࿚
"So why exactly are we in the children's water playground?" Scaramouche asked
You continued walking around the shallow waters, holding him by his wrists so he would stay put "Because i have a surprise! Follow me~"
Once you reached the destination you went back a bit and pulled your phone out
"Say cheese scara.."
"Whats with the tone?-"
Anddd you got a nice picture of him getting water dumped on his stupid head by the water bucket! You're relieved he didnt realize it, especially when children were screaming "Its coming!!!!"
#scaramouche x reader#scara x reader#kunikuzushi x reader#venti x reader#raiden x reader#raiden ei x reader#ei x reader#raiden shogun x reader#baal x reader#lumine x reader#genshin alternative universe#genshin modern au#genshin au#genshin hcs#genshin headcanons#🍀▪︎genshin writings
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i probably shouldnt generalize or take this too far but animation really is just one of the most rewarding things to do. not just because by the end of it you will have, you know, an animation (which you will! im sorry, i know im leaving the sentence hanging but seriously, lets really pause and appreciate this. a moving drawing! a drawing that moves! it might as well be alive! it might as well be real! and YOU created it! wowzers!!!) BUT ALSO-
its just reawrding on a moment to moment execution. you get to draw the most fun thing of all to draw, people moving, emoting, body language. AND, if you are inbetweening right and you know what you are doing, you get this visceral satisfaction of drawing something in just the right place. every step is you completing a pattern with the most satisfying conclusion. i really enjoy inbetweening. i love calculating in my minds eye the exact middle point between two poses and drawing it, like i can almost visualize it. i see the empty spot between two keyframes and is like "here, right here, right on this spot, if you put the drawing good in this right precise spot you will hear the most satisfying click in your mind" and it always clicks!
think of this! a lot of times i hear from artists that they love art because of the end product that it gives you but that the process itself its a grueling effort that one must push through to get their reward of the finished piece. but (at least in my case) the journey is very much the reward itself, a lot of times i will spend hours animating something and the end product will suck but ill be perfectly satisfied because i enjoyed myself doing it.
also if you are really good and you really know what you are doing you can do so much with so little. forget about animating on ones, we are not disney here. you can animate on threes, on fours, fuck it animate on fives if you really want to. you can just do five drawings and get the coolest, cutest, neatest, most satisfying little loop to entertain your heart and soul.
animation really brings out an appreciation for the small pleasures of life and when i say small i really do mean the tiniest. the smallest, most mundane of gestures suddenly become signature moves. suddenly give so much charm and character and personality. just by the way you make someone do a simple double take or even simply blink suddenly you can give someone so much sheer charisma.
but you can go even smaller than that! more inconsequential! you develop a taste for tiny little occurences, small happenstances that would be completly invisible to normal people otherwise. the way hair flicks when someone turns their head, the way a drop slides down a surface, the way a car bounces and sinks a little when people get into it or out of it. if you can succesfully capture those things it will ground your work so much. the tiniest most indetectable of details suddenly turns curves and lines into an object with weight and corporeality.
much like music, animation is one of those arts where even the most simple, most basic of excercises, just pure, boring, highly technical executions made simply for the purpose of learning the bare bones of a technique, will still come out looking great and you will feel great for having done it. with music you can doodle something incredibly coarse, maybe you just want to learn some basic chords, you are practicing arpeggios or you are just fucking around with scales and it will still come out as music, it wont come out as rough sketches or purely skeletical, empty building blocks. it will come as a piece of music that is pleasant to hear.
same with animation, you can just be trying to rotate a character to figure out their design or have a bag of flour fall to the ground, or you are trying to figure out their walking cycle. there is no story or punchline or idea being conveyed here, is just a basic "getting the handle of your tools" excercise and yet it will still be an animation, a beautiful piece of art that is cool to look at regardless of what its doing.
and if its true that an image conveys more than a thousand words then nothing can beat the sheer density of information contained in moving images. in just three seconds of action i can lay out so many complex, hard to put into words, ideas, so many vague and ambiguous emotions can be clearly comunicated.
and god, the expresivity of it all. we are social creatures, huge portions of our brain are designed to parse language, both verbal and in terms of gestures and expressions. animation is a direct superstimulus for those sections of the brain, you can make your characters so much more expressive that a human could be, and they can be expressive in such perfect, choreographed, synthetized, crystalized, bold ways. isnt that amazing? that we can give the caloric rich, sugar refined version of body language to our brain?
i have been doing animations since i was 7. i started with a mouse, ms paint and power point. you can tell i must have really loved doing it that i was willing to put up with that just to get it done. i started because i was a child who loved cartoons, who loved animated shows and animation. it was mindblowing that such a thing even existed in the first place. it was literally magic. to see any random animated show like powerpuff girls or dexter's lab or hey arnold. it was a proof that wonders existed in this world. the magic was real.
now that i am 30 i can do that, i can make those things too! is not even that hard! i can make magic!
magic is real!
#animation#whew i got uh#really enthusiastic for a moment there#whatever im really proud of my hobby
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talking about each of rory's boyfriends
dean:
ugh. ik EVERYONE says this, but s1 dean was just like soo perfect. too good to be true. he was cute, charming, and kind. i think he was a good 1st bf for rory. besides the fact that he freaking dumped her just because she wasnt ready to say "i love you back" and didnt respect her opinion on donna reed. and theres more. s4, took advantage of her and took away her virginity (im not fully blaming him, rory made me really mad too). like dude, he was MARRIED. poor lindsay didn't deserve being treated the way she was also. she just wanted to be with her husband. and then he based their (rory and dean) little relationship on sex. LIKE HUH?? when he was drunk the night before his wedding, he was saying how rory could fix the world, he loved her, and how she was so smart. what happened to that like what.. overall, i think he was great for a while until he wasn't. he also didn't have any character development at all.
jess:
in case you haven't seen any of my other posts, i am 100% team jess. i could write an essay about why he was the best bf, but i wont. and im not saying he was perfect at all. like ofc not, no one is! but the little things he did were just soo cute even when they weren't together. like buying rory's basket for $90! ughhh i love that episode sm. anyways, i love the fact that they were genuinely great friends before lovers. AND LETS TALK ABOUT SEASON 6. "wHy did you drop out of yAAleE?" iconic. okok so i absolutely adore that he was being totally honest with her. he was just real. like "rory, wtf are you doing?" he got her head back in the game. omg i saw this one post that was saying how when logan bought rory that birkin bag, she thought it was nice but didnt really know how to respond, but when jess gave her a copy of his book, she was really happy. because she has something special with him. ALSO did anyone else notice how jess was the only bf she didnt have sex with?? not really too important, but just wanted to say that. in AYITL, he gave rory the idea to write a book. i feel like he was always there for her. always. as a friend, bf, ex, and then friend again. through her ups and downs, he was there. fight me all you want, they shouldve been endgame. i was a upset when he got all angry when rory didn't want to have sex with him in another person's house. ik that he was moody or wtv but still. AND THE FACT THAT HE JUST LEFT WITHOUT TELLING RORY. im not saying he shouldve stayed (well i kinda am) but i was so mad that he just left her in the dark. also totally not necessary, but here are some of my fav quotes from him.
"ernest only has lovely things to say about you", "i love you", "an innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this! i wanna be good, life's just not letting me", "i like this shirt. it brings out my eyes", "it feels like im with rory and youre not", "wanna push me in the lake?", "22.8 miles. do you YAHOO?" i have more in the dungeon
logan:
2nd fave bf. he was meh. sometimes he was an absolute jerkk but i do like how he pushed her out of her comfort zone a bit. AND how he tried the whole boyfriend-girlfriend thing because he liked her so much. and personally, when jess went to visit rory in s6 ep8, i think he had a valid reason to be upset. like he literally pulled up to richard and emily's to see rory with a random dude going out. and the first thing she said to him was "when did you get back? i thought you were coming home tomorrow?" i mean i could totally see why he thought something was going on. (but he did overdo it a little. at first it was understandable but as the night went on, he was just being plain rude). on the other hand, he was kinda boring to me. i feel like he didnt really have much of a personality besides being rory's bf. BUT I HATE HATE HATEEEEE that he was hooking up with rory and ENGAGED TO ANOTHER WOMAN in AYITL. its like dean all over again smh. tbh im glad rory didnt end up with him. BUT HES HER BABY DADDY (im pretty sure) LIKE NOOOO
anyways, these are just my opinions and feel free to disagree just dont bash me please <3
#rory gilmore#gilmore girls#a year in the life#gmg#jess mariano#dean forester#logan huntzberger#these are just my opinions folks
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General Smut Prompts
1. “i need you, right here/now”
2. “louder/quieter”
3. “i dont care who’s outside”
4. “do you want them to hear?”
5. “what if i dont?”
6. “make me”
7. “you don’t get to tell me what to do”
8. “that’s strike 1/2/3”
9. “if you stop, i’ll stop”
10. “no more, please, i can’t”
11. “where are your manners?”
12. “what did you say?”
13. “try again”
14. “but the cameras” - “they can’t see us from this angle, if you can stay still”
15. “you don’t get to touch”
16. “i’m begging you, touch me, please”
17. “beg for it”
18. “i said no”
19. “stop pushing, it wont end well”
20. “you look so fucking hot right now”
21. “you don’t need anything, you want it”
22. “say it”
23. “use your words”
24. “i can’t understand you”
25. “i can’t read your mind”
26. “could he/she do it better?”
27. “do you wish it was *name* touching you right now?”
28. “play with me”
29. “you’re such a needy girl”
30. “i don’t think your stage outfits cover that”
31. “let me focus”
32. “sluts don’t get to make requests”
33. “what happened? you wanted this so bad five minutes ago”
34. “stop talking”
35. “did i give you permission to talk?”
36. “you don’t understand how angry i am right now”
37. “you’re fucking soaked”
38. “you make me so wet”
39. “why are you already squirming”
40. “can i ask you for something?”
41. “please don’t stop”
42. “please don’t think i’m weird for this”
43. “i’ve been waiting all day”
44. “does that turn you on?”
45. “i need your fingers”
46. “i want you to fuck me”
47. “do it like you mean it”
48. “scream my name while you cum”
49. “call me mommy”
50. “touch yourself, i want to watch”
51. “come here, now.”
52. “on your knees”
53. “turn around”
54. “bend over”
55. “spread your legs/spread your legs further”
56. “you can barely speak, so cute”
57. “you’re so flushed, pretty girl”
58. “sit on my thigh/face/etc”
59. “lift up your leg”
60. “i’m bored, let’s play”
61. “i can see you staring at my tits/thigh/ass”
62. “if you make me/if i have to stop this car, im going to make sure you can’t walk out of it without my help”
63. “harder”
64. “let me do it”
65. “i didnt mean to, im sorry”
66. “dont cum until i tell you to”
67. “what if i just leave you here, wet and needy”
68. “what’s the safe word? you’re going to need it”
69. “what about you?”
70. “it’s my turn now”
71. “i didn’t mean to call you that, i’m sorry”
72. “you look so pretty on your knees”
73. “what are you going to do? punish me?”
74. “i think i deserve a reward”
75. “your *body part* are/is so pretty”
76. “i really don’t care that we’re in public”
77. “keep it up, you won’t like the situation you end up in”
78. “who do you think you are?”
79. “spank me”
80. “choke me”
81. “bite me”
82. “no, don’t go”
83. “you can practice on me”
84. “this is a one time thing”
85. “i thought you said it was a one time thing?”
86. “we can’t do this”
87. “i ordered us something”
88. “that looks too big”
89. “are you comfortable?”
90. “grab the handcuffs and come back here”
91. “you bought a vibrator?”
92. “how do i look?”
93. “you taste so sweet”
94. “i’m/it’s all over your chin”
95. “do you want to try?”
96. “you’re so cute”
97. “do you think about me when you touch yourself?”
98. “why are you being so shy? it’s not like i haven’t already seen all of you”
99. “can we use a toy?”
100. “can i use a toy on you?”
101. “good girl, keep going/just like that”
102. “you’re doing such a good job”
103. “i’m so proud of you”
104. “nobody can know about this, okay?”
105. “how are you so close already?”
106. “i can see how wet you are through your shorts”
107. “can you be quick?”
108. “please, i’ll finish fast”
109. “use your mouth”
110. “why do you get so shy when i use that word?”
111. “i love your tits/ass/etc”
112. “where do you want me to touch you?” - “down there…” - “say the word”
113. “stop teasing me”
114. “i like it when you’re mad”
115. “punish me”
116. “are you going to stop me?”
117. “on the counter/table/etc?”
118. “you’re the only one that gets to touch”
119. “have you seen the things the the fans write about you and *other member*?”
120. “i don’t care what the fans think”
121. “i really need to finish this”
122. “this is exactly how i imagined it”
123. “is that my shirt/underwear/etc?”
124. “everyone else is gone”
125. “fuck, i wish this room was soundproof”
126. “shut up”
127. “relax, angel”
128. “keep doing that, please”
129. “you feel so good”
130. “your skin is so soft”
131. “kiss/touch me, everywhere”
132. “no, you started this, now you’re going to finish it”
133. “pull my hair”
134. “open your mouth”
135. “clean my fingers, this is your mess”
136. “you’re such a messy girl”
137. “why are you so hot”
138. “fuck, i love you so much”
139. “take off your underwear” - “but, there’s other people here” - “they won’t see you, there’s an entire table here”
140. “you’re so gorgeous”
141. “open your eyes”
142. “look at me while you cum”
143. “do you want me to use my fingers/mouth?”
144. “i want you to keep going, forever”
145. “do you want to join me”
146. “you’re not allowed to touch”
147. “bad girls/sluts don’t get to cum”
148. “can you tell me what you did wrong?”
149. “explain what you did, if you don’t finish before you cum, you don’t get to finish again for the rest of the night”
150. “you’re all mine” - “hm…” - “say it” - “i’m all yours”
151. “you’re such a fucking slut/whore/cunt”
152. “how bad do you want it?”
153. “make me cry”
154. “ruin me”
155. “i want to do so many things to you”
156. “you look amazing, really, but i think i prefer the dress on the floor”
157. “i need you”
158. “if you ever pull a stunt like that again, i won’t wait until we get to our bedroom”
159. “say that again, i dare you”
160. “it’s too late for this” - “you don’t have to do anything, just stay laying down”
161. “what does this make us?”
162. “i love making you so flustered, it’s so cute”
163. “do you like it when i touch right here?”
164. “can you stay quiet if i take this call?”
165. “we could get kicked out for this”
166. “don’t make me say it, you know what i want”
167. “let me eat you out while you do that”
168. “can you teach me?”
169. “can i call you mommy?”
170. “what would the others think of this? their innocent little maknae being such a whore”
171. “shower with me”
172. “put your leg over my shoulder”
173. “there’s no one else here, be louder”
174. “look what you did”
175. “i want to taste you”
176. “i’m going to fuck you against the windows, i want everyone to see how good you are”
177. “stop being gentle”
178. “i don’t care what you do, just touch me”
179. “i want to fuck you so bad”
180. “i want to feel you, inside”
181. “i promise i’ll be good, just please…”
182. “you can’t leave marks”
183. “you’re not going to fall, i’ve got you”
184. “we are not doing this standing, there’s a bed right there”
185. “do you like it when i spank you right there?”
186. “stop moving on your own, you’ll take what i give you”
187. “use my thigh”
188. “if you hate me so much, why are you letting me do this?”
189. “you’re really telling me to stop while both of your hands are in my shirt?”
190. “i still hate you”
191. “this is just sex, no strings”
192. “fuck you” - “well, that’s what we’re doing isn’t it?”
193. “you looked so hot out there”
194. “you can take it like a good girl, right?”
195. “swallow”
196. “i’ll untie you if you’re good”
197. “you heard me”
198. “that was a nice way to wake up”
199. “i want to make a mess of you”
200. “breathe, please”
*prompts courtesy from airaibunny*
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