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strawbs-screaming · 9 hours

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waiter! waiter! more bald bull brainrot please!

#this took long bc i was listening to some guy argue with someone on the phone from my balcony (dont kill me im a noisy dude)#it was interesting tho...#punch out #headcanon #punch out headcanons #punch out wii #bald bull #my babygirl bald bull... smacking his bald head at full speed 💖💖

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strawbs-screaming · 9 hours

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king hippo would be the grandma friend

WILL feed you if you say you havent eaten all day.

has the best recipes that he wont share unless youre a very close friend.

if anyone's bothering you, he 100% has your back.

probably likes impact ancient font memes that r shared all over facebook.

Shares this image unironically everytime shit goes down in the WVBA groupchat:

#never knew i needed grandma friend hippo in my life #but i do

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strawbs-screaming · 9 hours

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SOMEONE gerard donelan-ded my punch out [it was me]

#...not for long #DEVOURING THIS. ABSOLUTELY INHAUNF THIS HNFHHMMHHNMG FHH I LOVE THIS

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strawbs-screaming · 9 hours

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hc that great tiger uses bald bulls big ass bald head as a crystal ball to piss him off

#SCREAMİNG AT THİS #HELP MEEEEE #pondering the bull ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

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strawbs-screaming · 22 hours

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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strawbs-screaming · 22 hours

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bet this fucker absolutely KILLS IT on the grill ngl

#oh yes absolutely!!#most obvious thing in the universe imho #<- He is so dad coded

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strawbs-screaming · 22 hours

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OMG YES THANK YOU!!! 💖💖💖

does anyone have that one picture of bald bull where he looks like this 😭😭💔💔💔

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strawbs-screaming · 22 hours

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Thank you! :D as someone also with selective mutism im sure hes also experienced that, no need to worry about rambling :3

little mac headcanons because hes the silly ever

feeling somewhat fergalicious today

Throws glitter at anyone who pisses him off, he mostly does this to the boxers to annoy them, he first asks what their favorite color is and then proceeds to absolutely blast them with handfuls of glitter, this doesn't really work on Don, Macho, Disco or Hippo as they think the glitter makes them look better.

Has selective mutism, usually speaks in very short sentences or just nods.

Has the worst pollen allergy ever to the point where can't go outside in spring without looking like he's on the verge of death.

Doesn't eat much fruits or vegetables as he has issues with texture except for apples, he likes crunchy food in general.

Sits in the weirdest positions ever, doc likes teasing him about it.

Can do a really good walrus impression, you don't get any context other than that.

Got into boxing after watching one of Doc's boxing matches when he was little, he then got hyperfixated on boxing and the rest is history, his boxing hyperfixation is still going strong.

Very slow eater, will not speed up unless he absolutely has to.

Sometimes does very cringy accents or impressions to piss the other boxers off, their reactions range from rolling their eyes to throwing hands with him.

Likes pokemon cards, actually has a binder full of them and especially likes the shiny ones.

Worst dancer ever.

Has been banned off roblox 30 times, yet he still keeps making alts, ancient egypt roleplay gets the worst out of him.

His first instinct when suprised is to just punch, this has (obviously) gotten him into trouble multiple times.

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strawbs-screaming · 22 hours

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Aran Ryan sketch ✨for the 4 people who are alive in the punch out fandom lol 💕🤧