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poisoned-peppermint · 2 years

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take these to try and help heal the damage Wilbur Soot has dealt upon us

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Bad: *smiles seductively, while swirling a glass of red wine* I am severely emotionally unstable.

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Dream XD: My house has a stained glass window and I am a slut~

Foolish: Pope Francis?!

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Hannah: I love calling myself a bitch but if a man calls me a bitch I’m gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

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Sneeg:You know what really gets my goat

Ranboo: el chupacabra

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Skeppy to Bad: Hey bro I just found this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try.

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Ranboo: *ordering cake over the phone*

Store attendant: “And what would you like the cake to say”

Ranboo: *covers phone to ask Tubbo*

Ranboo: Do we want a talking cake?

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Bad: Sometimes your body isn’t meant to run on starbucks hot chocolate and glitter lip gloss, but then again life is about challenging the status quo.

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Sapnap: Soon as he unblocks me the wedding is back on!

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Ranboo: Hawaiian shirt+dark bags under eyes is a good look….it says yeah I would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible.

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Sam to Ponk: girl…I saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures.

Can I get your number?

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Velvet to Ant: Your talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance

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Tubbo: If god isn’t real then why does the palm of man fit so perfectly against the throat of a goose

Ranboo: How have you acquired this info while still being alive?!

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Skeppy: Can you take off the corset? I can’t breathe

Bad: Well if you’d stop laughing for one second, you will admit it looks great on me.

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Wilbur: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons

Wilbur: Also I just got stabbed

Wilbur: don’t suppose there's anyone willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice is there?

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Tommy: Got my fangs sharpened and claire’s

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Tubbo: *Blushes and points gun at you*

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Tubbo: Do bugs even take fall damage?

Ranboo: What are you smoking?

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Tommy: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn't always mean I'm angry. Maybe I’m stupid and if you give me food you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

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Quackity: I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I’ve committed horrible acts”

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Skeppy: What’s your deepest kink?

Techno: Idk. I’m a romantic. So I guess committing murder together.

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Eret: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

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Sam:You’re under arrest for being so darn cute! Haha! Just joking, we know you killed that man.

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Bad: Today my diet consisted of 5 guys and popeyes so I’m probably going to live forever.

Foolish: you…. ate 5 whole people……

Bad: 6 counting popeye.

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Puffy : Bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

Skeppy : I’m summoning the hoes you fool

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Wilbur: Petplay but I dress like an opossum and scream at you till you hit me with a broom.

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Tommy:Do I believe in romance…not sure. Am I obsessed with it…absolutely.

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Wilbur: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys

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Ranboo at 3am: *crying*

Tubbo: omg what’s wrong

Ranboo shaking: nothing…

Tubbo: it’s ok just say it

Ranboo: idk i just feel like if we were born worms you wouldn’t like me…would you even marry me? whatever, just forget it.

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Skeppy: Nobody cares.

Bad: Be silent, keep your forked behind it’s teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm.

Skeppy: blow me

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Bad: ‘Mobsters are part of a ‘mob’. And so you'd think ‘lobsters’ would be part of a ‘lob’, but ohohohhohoho, life just isn’t so simple!

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Eret: *uses their thumbs to lift his bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* I’m the mayor of titty city, bitch.

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Bad: sure, I’m a little stupid but that’s like 80% of my charm!!

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Skeppy: yeah he says he loves you but would he unleash cosmic horrors beyond mankind's comprehension on the world for you?

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Bad: I think making sense is optional, sometimes I just be talking.

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Gumi: Go ahead and get into the pond since you wanna act like a silly goose

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Tubbo: What a great nap, I feel totally disoriented and I’m frothing with hate

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Bad: [pulls out a knife]

Foolish: How many of those do you have?

Bad, pulling out more: How many do you need?

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Bad: Could a depressed person do THIS!!

[he says at 12:15am as he folds his laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago]

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Techno: Due to personal reasons I will be named an enemy of the state.

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Wilbur: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Bad: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Bad*

Bad: Ha! Nice try, Muffin head! Next time, give it your A-game!

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eat regain your strength for we have much more lore ahead

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nochiquinn · 2 years

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legend of vox machina episode 3: the feast of realms OR mercy machine broken

this is my THIRD time watching this, first w/mala right before the stream last night and then on my tv this morning bc I Could and now for this

the moment I realized what this was I just started going "oh. oh no. oh NO."

ptsd dreams really do be like this

also what kind of bloodborne-ass outfits

mask: happen me: I don't LIKE IT

"bad dream?" "is there any other kind?" while INCREDIBLY emo also means this is pretty much the only dream percy ever has, no wonder he never sleeps

the run-down old keep they were given vs grayskull being built for them

idk, something something thematically appropriate

PIGEONS

"seven to two" grog can only count when it's funny

percy in a shirt and vest is v nice

"maybe you should cut loose once in a while" remember you said that vex

I love vex's "oh shit, that's tonight"

see I didn't like scanlan going after pike in the stream so much bc he was so Scanlan about it but with the benefit of hindsight and character development him ONLY knowing how to Be Scanlan About It and that just not working on pike is much more fun to watch

percy: I swear I won't let them nutcheck a diplomat

(edit from the future: oops)

travis had way too much fun with grog's sobbing

so glad we got to work sam's live show costumes in

(grog's getup just makes me think of the wedding oneshot - "this is the most clothes I've ever worn in my life!")

vax probably having had pRoToCol drilled into him when they were living in syngorn and actively refusing to utilize any of it out of spite

(percy teaching them all things he started learning when he was in diapers and unconsciously imitatng his parents, only realizing what he said the moment after he said it and struggling not to visibly react)

all of the Elf Matts are the same character. he has 5 jobs bc the emon economy (emonomy) is in shambles.

his name is still matt but now it's short for matt'hew

kraghammer reference!!

I enjoy scanlan's eyeshadow

"or, y'know, do whatever" I don't know what you expected

"doofus."

I know the side-by-sides of this and taliesin the first time the name was said on-stream already exist but GOD the fisheye lens is the perfect representation of that

....was this on purpose. did they do this as a little "tee-hee giggle foreshadowing no one will ever see" moment or did I just pause in EXACTLY the right place

him instinctively going for his gun

making a safeword makes NO SENSE here bc they don't have the earrings but they couldn't not address "jenga"

like what was vax gonna do, scream it down the stairs (probably)

this is how I pictured allura all the time, with the one big braid and the cape and shit

I started re-watching the briarwoods arc in like october and I STILL forgot percy was disguised as vax. but they also took out vax's immediately-discarded plan with assum and also moved when percy told them everything, so it wouldn't have made sense

also percy just sitting across from them SEETHING for the whole meal, forgetting his manners (ha) even though he's the one who pestered everyone else about them so much

honestly it's probably only due to pRoToCoL that he didn't just jump over the table and start trying to choke delilah out with his bare hands

percy's little eye twitch

pike you have the worst stealth rolls in the game, why did you think that would work

(mala: that never stopped her from trying!)

(also I want whatever they're eating)

"walk over to the briarwoods, say hello to break the ice, and then punch them in the face"

love seeing vax's stealth actually in action

SIMON

he has an EYEPATCH

am I starving or does that steak look fucking AMAZING

I know he's charming uriel but please imagine what this looks like without context

just sensually stroking the king's hand all "haha nooo don't send troops to whitestone ur so sexy"

still absolutely baffled by the decision to include the twins' surname on the posters when they have not once used it in the show. and like yes it's only episode 3 but if vex was ever gonna leverage it I'd imagine it would be here? make it clear she Knows Somebody so delilah can't shrug her off without risking actual consequences?

fully believe the "beads" conversation is based on something that actually happened between sam and marisha

...keyleth would ONLY know what anal beads are because of scanlan, wouldn't she

NO vax you take everything out NEATLY so you can put it back without it being obvious it was moved

I want a pop-up altar >:(

ha, residuum d20 on the side table

...and what I assume have to be eyeballs

percy you were being baited :(

grog and pike holding onto percy :(

YES percy finally got the anime eyeshine he deserved BUT it just looked like they used the fill tool on his glasses

the only thing I would add here would maybe be a couple of flashes of the dream from the beginning of the episode, just to tie what he's saying more firmly to his night terrors. a pause to give the "murdered my entire family" slightly more punch.

stop staring at the firEPLACE VAX

something something parallels between vax and percy instinctively reaching for their weapons

"gosh you guys are good-looking"

I know it was a desperation move but I don't know why even in a panic vax thought he could barrel past sylas. look at him.

"plus he's got the squirts!"

according to the cast live-tweets sam dropped these songs on them completely unprepared. just showed up in the booth with them.

I've said this in like two other places but matt took sylas as his main role so he wouldn't have to give up flirting with liam

I know twinsense is an overplpayed trope but. twinsense.

pike just throwing grog at every problem they have in this episode

"C'MERE FUCKSTICK"

would also have loved vax's "keyleth, beautiful under the trees" death vision but it really would have felt out of place without 100+ hours of buildup lmao

keyleth getting punched out of wildshape was really smoothly animated

percy unjamming his gun in the background while vex shoots at delilah

"NO ONE KILLS VAX BUT ME" we love a pair of besties

"thanks, pickle" lays in the floor and cries

vax and pike are one of my favorite dynamics, so glad there'll be more chances for it

percy: [shoots silas in the shoulder] grog: :D sylas: [heals] grog: D:

BACON EDGE

'cause all craven edge ever has to do is death of a thousand cuts, even a little blood makes it embiggen

oh the mood whiplash

enjoy this way of showing a concentration spell

(I do not know what this would be, though. bless? is bless concentration? it's been 84 years)

keyleth's Panic Vines

desmond didn't deserve that. or anything that's about to happen to him.

"come visit sometime, percy! you're always welcome back home~" GOD she's such a BITCH

this is presumably the first time percy has truly *yelled* at any of them - been short-tempered and cranky and insufferable maybe, but not the way he is here, and definitely not at keyleth, and ESPECIALLY not for saving his life

a little bit orthax, a little bit trauma

also: pike :(

GOD whatever taliesin is doing with his voice here I am INTO

going from that bottomed-out bass when he spots desmond to panicky, cracking and breaking, back to the reverb bass when orthax takes over

also you just HAD THE MASK ON YOU

(would have dug a scene of him like. seeing the mask and hesitating before picking it up as they were leaving)

the orthax shadow!!

YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT

aaaand pusheen-level whiplash going into the credits

are they gonna release a scanlan-only album. they could. whether or not they SHOULD is another question but they totally COULD.

#legend of vox machina #critical role #spoilers #crititag #liveblog #reaction post #lovmtag #god I hope this posts like it's supposed to #tumblr does NOT like me fucking with the bullet points in rich text anymore #I had to go in and do it all in html just to put images in #robust servers etc

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kisekinodrabbles · 3 years

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Can we get detective Aomine, who gets assigned a female partner but from the start they're always at each other's throats. During an undercover case, reader has to be super flirty and Aomine gets all jealous and mutual confessions ensues. Maybe some sexy times at the end? :') Sorry if this is too specific, feel free to come up with your own interpretation! I'm such a huge fan of your work Sam and I'm so excited that you're opening your askbox even just for a little while!

ngl idk what im doing here but this is the last request in my inbox so i wanted to finish it haha pls enjoy (not proofread so excuse mistakes) - also my first time writing smut in like years so forgive me!!

Sometimes, Aomine thinks that if he isn’t a law and order professional, he thinks he might actually commit murder and hide your body away in some undisclosed, obscure location. Most of the time, you feel the same way about him.

The two work in different divisions—Aomine in homicide and you in robbery. The two divisions have always been highly competitive especially given how much overlap you both encounter. Things can get territorial, but their teams are used to your snide remarks and Aomine’s verbal assault. It’s just the way the world works.

After all, the two of you were in the same graduating class. You, a valedictorian by books. Aomine, top of the class by combat. It’s natural that the two of you are so competitive with your conflicting personalities.

The two of you may have also fucked at some point.

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“I’m not fucking working with her, are you kidding me?” Aomine spits out at his boss. Any other person would’ve been kicked out of the room or probably fired, but Aomine is the best detective in his division so Akashi would never do such a thing. For now. Aomine’s been wearing his patience thin.

The red-haired man sighs, folding his hands together atop his desk. “Aomine, I understand you both have had your immaturity in the past. This, however, isn’t the time for such trivial matters. There’s a double homicide downtown during a robbery. She’s the lead for the case on the robbery end because they’ve been tracking a series of these.” Aomine opens his mouth to argue again. “No more buts. She’s already down there getting witness statements. Unless you want to be behind again, I suggest you get in your car and start driving.”

He grits his teeth. Breathe. Don’t strangle your boss, he’ll probably kill you first. “I’ll take Wakamatsu.”

By the time he arrives on the scene, a crowd has gathered behind the police line, snapping pictures in the hopes of getting something Twitter worthy. He growls past all of them and ducks underneath the tape. “Where’s the officer that called it in?”

“Inside talking to the detective.”

“I’m the detective,” he snaps right back, knowing full well you’re already three steps ahead of him. And you definitely won’t let him forget that.

He marches past the thick front doors, Wakamatsu in tow. From a distance, he spots you talking to another officer. When he finally approaches you, he realizes that you’re in a skin tight dress covered by an oversized police jacket.

Your name slips past his lips. “Did we interrupt a hot date?” He smirks.

You whirl around, knowing full well the irritating voice that grates on your nerves. Aomine Daiki. “Unlike you, I have actual friends and actual plans on a Friday night. Did you decide to give your wrist a break for the night?”

Aomine bites back, “Well, it’s not getting much rest either when I had my fingers knuckle deep in something tight and wet tonight.” Complete lie but he’s not about to lose this battle. “Not sure you know how that feels though.”

“If you’re talking about the pudding in your fridge, you might want to ease up on that. Doesn’t look like it’s doing you any favors,” you smile right back at him, knowing full well you’ve won this argument.

Aomine growls low under his breath, jabbing Wakamatsu hard with his elbow when he hears the snort escape him. “Brief me on the situation,” he tells the police officer.

“Well, uh, I already told this detective here—”

“I’m the other detective in charge for homicide. Now, you better fucking brief me before I tell your captain.”

The guy glances at you warily and you just laugh. “Told you he hasn’t gotten any in a long time. Come on, sugar, I’ll brief you on the way down to the vault.” You curl your finger in a gesture to get him to follow you and he sucks up his pride for the first time and do as he’s told. If he solves this case, he still gets the credit and you can go back to that sewer where you came from.

There are two bodies at the vault and forensics are already working to collect evidence when they arrive. “Your area of expertise, double homicide. Both are surprisingly the robbers. Four of them broke in, only two were seen exiting with money bags. No other casualties.”

“Fucking weird,” Aomine mutters. It’s not new for robberies to go wrong, but for two of them to die with no civilian casualty? That’s fucking weird.

“Interesting, isn’t it?” You grin, seeming way too pleased considering there are two dead people in front them. “The ammo is the same as the previous bank robberies in the area. We’re going to assume they’re linked to the Red Dragon clan.”

“Fuck,” he groans, “I fucking hate those guys. Bitches to deal with. Hard to infiltrate.”

You flick your hair over your shoulder, grinning at him. He can’t help but draw his gaze to your neck, a very attractive neck. Now that he notices how tight that dress is, he can’t help but admit that it has been a while since he’s gotten any action. The curves of your breast defined so clearly by the fabric that stretches across the mounds, the flow of your hips, every dip and rise. Your exposed legs further emphasized by your heels. God fucking damn. He feels his pants tighten as he licks his teeth. Get it together, Aomine.

Of course, the clothes do nothing to remove the memory of your nude body from his mind. He’s seen all parts of you some time ago. A drunken mistake that ended in a brief, but extremely satisfying night of passion. Your tight pussy wrapped around his cock, your nails digging into his biceps. He can still picture the sheen layer of sweat on your skin as he rams into you, your broken moans falling from your lips.

“Well, lucky for you,” you start again, pulling him out of the hazy cloud of lust. “I already have someone on the inside. They’ve set up a meeting for me tomorrow night meet with the head’s son. I’ll try to get some information done.”

“Lucky for you, I’m free tomorrow to be your backup. You’re welcome,” Aomine smiles, “Don’t fuck this up. I don’t feel like cleaning up after your ass.”

“I should say that about you, asshole.”

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Aomine is sat in a dingy van just across the street from the bar you’re having your meeting. You’ve hidden your mic in the perfect spot, a location which you do not disclose to Aomine. However, he has a feeling it’s somewhere promiscuous that he wants to be aware of. They can see the restaurant clearly, their brat hacker Sakurai having plugged into the restaurant’s security cameras.

“Shut the fuck up, Aomine. I can hear you munching on your stupid sour cream and onion chips.” You mutter into your mic before the guy arrives. You sip your wine and take a deep breath. This isn’t the first time you’ve gone undercover but it is the first time to have Aomine behind you while you do so.

The detective looks down at the can in his hands. Sour cream and onion. How did you know? He sets it aside, bringing the mic up to his lips. “Maybe you should do your job better and focus on your meeting instead of listening to me. Why are you so obsessed with me, hm?”

However, a man’s voice on the other side of the headphones has him straightening. “Good evening, I didn’t expect to be meeting a lovely lady like you tonight,” the sleaze says and Aomine can just imagine him kissing your hand. “When Tanaka said I’d be meeting with the right hand of White Claw, I didn’t expect it to be a woman.”

“Well, we are moving up in life, Mr. Ito.”

“Your good looks are certainly quite persuasive. I’m sure there are ways you can convince me to strike a deal.”

Fucking. Sleaze.

“Oh,” you laugh lightly, “what a flatterer. You’re not so bad yourself. I can imagine people fall at their feet for you.”

“Well, I am quite knowledgeable in more ways than one. Perhaps I can show you tonight after dinner.”

The two banter back and forth, trading flirty comments that puts Aomine on edge. You’re supposed to be doing your job and he knows that. He knows this is all an act but you’re a damn good actress.

“Aomine, where are you going?” Wakamatsu’s concerned voice carries through the speaker.

You freeze. This fucker better not screw this whole operation up. “Well,” you say, “this has been a lovely dinner. I’m sure we both can come to an agreement without doing anything reckless.”

The double meaning, a sentence meant for the man across from you and the man listening to you rings clear. Aomine growls, sitting back down petulantly in his seat. He was about to rage in there and start a war, but holds himself back. Be professional, Aomine. Job first, dick needs later.

“The same to you. It’s been a pleasure meeting you,” the man smiles. “Are you sure you won’t join me for the night?”

Aomine snarls low into his mic. Wakamatsu shoots him a weird look. You let out a little giggle and he knows it’s meant for him. “No, thank you, Mr. Ito. I’m afraid I have other commitments to tend to.”

When he knows it’s safe, he storms into the restaurant where you still sit, sipping your drink. Sliding into the seat across from you, he rolls his eyes. “Enjoy yourself?”

He didn’t see when you were set up with the mic earlier so he also hadn’t seen what you were wearing. He’s almost grateful because he knows he might’ve lost it if he did. Tight ass dress, deep neckline that shows ample cleavage (he’s always a sucker for this), sultry eyes, red lips. God, all his favorite things packaged into one.

Your lips quirk up. “The breadsticks here are quite nice.”

“Fucking hilarious. Let’s go.”

“Why the hurry?”

“Unless you want Wakamatsu to hear me fuck you, you better dump that mic and get your ass up.”

You lean back, narrowing your eyes at him. “I’m not sure I like your tone.”

“Trust me, you don’t have to like my tone to enjoy what I’m going to do to you.”

Licking your lips, you consider your options as you bring the wine back to your lips. “Fine,” you mutter, unclipping the mic from the strap of your dress. Aomine moves faster though, snatching it from your hands and dumping it into the wine. Before you can protest, he already has a hand wrapped around yours, tugging you up from your seat and into the back room.

You’re stumbling in his manic rush, heels barely keeping up with your movements. “Aomine!” You chide as he pushes all the way to the employee break room. The space is fortunately empty and Aomine locks it to make sure it stays that way. “Can you please stop?! You’re such a caveman, I—”

He’s quick to shut you up, swallowing your words with his lips as they slot over yours. He doesn’t waste time, shrugging off his leather jacket as he licks your bottom lip for permission. You gasp a complaint, but he takes advantage of the situation to stick his tongue in, pressing it up against yours.

All your worries fall away into a moan as he separates from you only to gasp for breath and pull his t-shirt over his head. With nimble fingers, he’s unzipping the back of your dress and yanking it down, leaving your top half exposed. Shivering, you’re about to voice your disapproval but your brain seems to stop functioning the second your gaze lands on his tanned body.

Aomine’s always been attractive. No one can deny. There’s a reason why he’s simultaneously the precinct’s most eligible bachelorette and most insufferable jackass. His confidence matches his skills. His looks live up to his brags. Hard lines and shadows are painted on him like a masterpiece in a museum. His broad shoulders make him look even bigger with his height. His jeans that hang just low enough to be tantalizing with the hint of a v that leads to the space between his legs.

Your mouth dries up at the sight and Aomine smirks knowingly. You’ve fallen into his bed before, he can make it happen again. “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“Fifth grade humor doesn’t become you, Aomine.” You scowl as he backs you up against the table in the middle of the room. He effortlessly grabs you by the ass to lift you up and onto the surface, the metal cool against your exposed thighs.

“Did you dress up for me, doll? Knowing full well that this was going to happen,” he grins devilishly, bringing his hands up to shamelessly cup your breasts.

It’s not as if you’re embarrassed for being so bare before him. You’re proud of your body and he damn well knows that. You let him fondle you through your bra for a little bit. “No, you animal. I dress for the job.”

“You tell me you wear this flimsy thing—” he teases the light coverage of your lingerie. The lace is sheer and barely covers your nipples, the material holding onto your breasts for dear life. “—for the job?”

“I do my job right, asshole,” you spat right back. “So are you just going to stand there or are you going to fuck me?”

A wide grin stretches across his face. The heat in his eyes carry to his hands as he works to unclasp your bra and let it fall to the ground. Aomine doesn’t waste time as you lean back on your palms, granting him full access to fondle and suckle on your tits. His tongue swirls around the sensitive nubs that have grown stiff in the contrast between the cold air and his warm breath. His teeth graze the sensitive skin hard enough to have you groaning in pleasure. His lips close in around them and suck. He uses his hand to tease and tug your other breast, pinching it to elicit that delicious whimper out of you. Aomine alternates between the two, making sure you stay warm.

Meanwhile, you let your hand fall to the bulge between his legs. He lets out a small grunt at the initial touch but seems to respond favorably to the way you stroke the tent, nudging his hips forward for more friction. “Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me?”

“You’re so fucking ridiculous,” Aomine mutters, both humored and unamused by your comment.

“Fuck,” you let slip as your fingers struggle to unbutton his jeans. “Your fucking pants. Don’t you live in sweats? You choose today of all days to wear your stupid tight jeans?”

Aomine chuckles, “Patience, baby. You know you like my ass in these.”

You do, but you’re not about to admit that. He quickly works off his pants, letting them drop to his ankles as he moves towards you again. While he continues to stimulate your tits, your hand begins groping his cock which is rock hard and peeking from the top of his boxers.

“God, I miss having this inside me,” you whine, pulling the flimsy fabric off and letting it pool on top of his jeans. “Condom?”

“You don’t want me raw? You know you want to feel all of my cock,” he grins. You throw him a glare and he just chuckles as he reaches for his wallet on the floor, pulling out a packet and tossing it onto the table. “But first,” he pauses, letting his hands slide down to cup your pussy, which is admittedly already drenched at that point.

He hisses when he feels your juices drip and coat his fingers. “You’re so fucking wet, goddamn. How long have you been waiting for this?”

“When that robbery happened, I was about to get laid for the first time in months. So fucking sue me,” you snarl at him.

“Well, I am here to please,” he wets his lips. He slips one finger in, sliding in all too easily. So he adds another finger and feels your walls pulse around him. He begins pulling it out before shoving it back in, repeating the measure to stroke your walls. He curls his fingers inside as he watches your face closely.

Your expression morphs from irritation to blinding pleasure in an instant. Your eyes slide shut, your lips part to exhale shaky breaths. Aomine seems to know exactly how to angle and twist his fingers to induce a heart attack. The sounds falling from your mouth are ephemeral, Aomine wishes he can film this moment so he can replay it over and over again.

He pumps his fingers into you and ducks his head to take your nipple into his mouth again, tongue circling the tip. “God, you taste so fucking good. I forgot how wet you can get. Don’t even need lube to slide into you, huh? You’re already dripping for me.”

“Asshole,” you murmur weakly, clearly in no place to retort.

“Remember the first time I fucked you? God, you were so easy,” he grins, “you were so wet, so turned on already. Remember when I stuck my tongue in your pussy? Licking up your juices. You tasted so sweet.”

Your breath stutters in your chest, hitching in your throat. “Fuck you, let’s not forget how quickly you came when I sucked you off.”

“I mean, the sight of you on your knees is enough to get anyone off, sweetheart.”

“Fuck me,” you groan. Any rational thought has fizzled from your brain. The feeling of his fingers inside you is enough to consume you whole, overwhelming you in waves of rapture.

“What was that?”

“Dickwad.”

He chuckles darkly, licking his lips again. “Beg me.”

“I’m not going to—”

Aomine yanks his fingers out, looking down at you, taunting you. He waits as you internally struggle with your moral convictions. Are you willing to give up your pride for one night just to get fucked out of your mind?

Easy.

Yes.

“Please,” you huff, “please fuck me.”

“Please fuck me who?”

Your eyes find the ceiling, wondering what in the hell you did in your lifetime to have met the devil that is Aomine. Biting your lip, you lean closer to whisper, “Please fuck me, Da-i-ki.”

The man is a sucker for you calling him by his first name. And to get what you want, you’re willing to play into his hands. Aomine lets out a low growl before ripping open the condom packet and rolling the thin rubber along his length. Your pussy squeezes at the sight. Just imagining what it’s like to have that thickness inside of you, fucking you full, has you on edge.

He doesn’t waste a single second, pulling you forward and slowly positioning himself in front of you. He holds onto his cock, letting the tip trace your pussy lips, circling it and letting your juices drip onto his cock. Stroking the wetness along his dick, he uses it as a lubricant before he slides himself inside you.

When he’s buried to the hilt, Aomine leans forward and lets his forehead rest on your shoulder. Your pussy is so fucking tight. It’s squeezing and throbbing around him with the engulfing heat. He feels as if he’s going to explode right then.

“Fuck, you really haven’t been screwed in a while,” Aomine rasps.

“Told you.”

Aomine starts off slow, pulling out and pushing back in. With how thin the condom is, he can feel every ridge, every bump in your heat rub up against his cock. The sensations is enough to have his thighs quivering, but he’s not one to back down. He begins to pick up the pace, thrusting deep inside of you repeatedly. HIs mouth latches onto your neck, tongue lapping and teeth nipping to paint purple blooms upon your skin.

His movements are building a bubbling pressure in the pit of your stomach. You feel your heart tightening with every move, your insides squeezing. The absolute pleasure that crashes over you has you breathless, your hands finding purchase on his arms.

He mutters filthy words in your ear, one of his hands reaching up to tangle in your hair. He yanks back lightly, just enough to have you moaning. You like it rough, he’s well aware of that. He pounds into you relentlessly, hands keeping you in place as whimpers tumble from your mouth.

“Fuck, right there, oh god,” you gasp, “fuck me harder. God, your dick feels so good. Filling me up so full with your thick cock.”

“Keep talking like that and I’ll be tempted to come in you, baby,” Aomine grazes his teeth along your ear, hot breath kissing your skin. “God, I want to just fucking cream inside you.”

“Better watch yourself, Daiki.”

Aomine grins lasciviously, sweat beginning to bead his forehead as he attempts to keep himself in check. He feels you tighten your pussy, walls closing in around him. “Bitch,” he growls. You know what you’re doing but he’s not about to let you gain dominance of the situation.

So his hands dig deeper into your hips as he fucks you harder and deeper, his cock pulsating inside of you on the brink of his self-control. “I’m about to come,” he says with eyes squeezed shut. If he sees your tits bouncing as he fucks you again, he might actually combust in that second.

“Me too,” you panted, fingers scraping down his arms.

With a few more pumps, Aomine spills into the rubber with a grunt. He feels you convulse around him, your entire body trembling in the aftermath of your orgasm. He can feel his come continue to leak from his cock. God, he hasn’t come this hard in a fucking long time.

His heart is thundering in his chest from the impact of his climax. He slumped forward, leaning against you for support—also partially to feel your tits press up against his chest. “Fuck,” he huffs.

“That was good,” you admit to yourself, still breathing heavily as you begin fixing your hair. “We should do that again sometime.”

Aomine just laughs, huffing against your skin. “You’re the fucking she-devil.”

“Says the guy who’s fucking me in the back room in the middle of an undercover operation.”

“Dick first, job second.”

–

Wakamatsu looks at him when he walks into the precinct that morning. “You do realize the captain is going to kill you for fucking up that expensive mic, right?”

Fuck.

#kuroko no basket #knb #kuroko no basuke #aomine daiki #aomine smut #knb smut #knb drabbles #knb scenarios #anonymous #popz

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samsflannel · 3 years

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survey results are in!

sorry, this is gonna be a long post. yesterday i posted a survey with a list of polls regarding Supernatural, and it was SO much fun. I got over 300 responses, which was A LOT to sort through for the short responses, but I’ve gathered all the “data” and here it is! My responses to each poll will be under the screenshots (they are in groups of 2). I’m going to include the short answer responses in another post. ENJOY!

1. Starting off strong.

2. Pleased with this one as well.

3. Yep, I expected this response from most of us.

4. Sami, I made the wincest and destiel response just for you. YW.

5. CMON YOU GUYS......live a little!!! samjack sexy

6. I’m not really surprised that Playthings got the bulk of votes here, but I think my vote would have been 8x23.

7. :)

8. i’m disappointed that more people didn’t choose the yellow one tbh

9. it is sexy. it is. wake up.

10. i love Dean, but he’s definitely an asshole. and that’s what makes him a great character!

11. hehe.....i understand why not a lot of people picked noncon bait....u r valid its ok im gross.

12. WHO THE FUCK PICKED NO......have you ever consumed media

13. WBK.

14. damn, Dean kinda got the short end here! a lot of samgirls took this survey

15. i get why you wouldn’t like Bugs bc it does have harmful stereotypes about native ppl but the rest of it is peak season 1 wdymmm

16. almost 50/50 here! old vs new fans we love to see it. I am definitely wincest old guard.

17. YEP. Eric Kripke needs shock therapy for that one

18. The fact that some people admitted to being dry.....tragic. I think Eileen is a great character but they are NOT endgame.

19. SO YOURE JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND ADMIT HOW WRONG YOU ARE??

20. ugh. yeah. same.

21. who tf picked blue. cmon. red meat incest agenda.

22. SAM MOMMY MILKERS!!!!! hucow sam <3

23. Mixed on this one! My response is obviously yellow :)

24. I do think Bobby favored Dean somewhat.

25. Johnzazel agenda so true

26. HIGHKEY CANON. AND SEXY

27. someone requested a combination of blue and yellow and you’re so right i apologize.

28. mixed on this one for top vs bottom fans! almost a 50/50 split

29. ANNA DID NOTHING WRONG

30. I can’t believe this one is almost 50/50. Ruby girlboss you guys are haters

31. again. admitting you’re dry. THEY FUCKED

32. yeah :(

33. Q-anon level conspiracy theory.

34. I actually fall into the blue. I do believe Cas was in love with Dean, but not the other way around. I think Cas loving Dean makes wincest so much more spicy

35. I love sam so much

36. those of you who answered yes........join my movement.

37. c’mon. even if you don’t ship wincest you need to admit this one.

38. sorry this one was self-indulgent.

39. JESS PEGGED SAM.

40. idk, i personally think Cassie deffo pegged Dean. She has top energy.

41. So all the people who answered no have definitely not read the fic (were too young to remember it) or are squicked by underage which is ok! its one of those fics i read back in 2010 so i have fond memories of it

42. hahahah you guys were mean on this one

43. it’s canon bro sorry

44. thank god this one was majority yellow

45. i give wincestiel a valid pass! dean has multiple holes

46. Jack is hole <3

47. I actually think both are great (and ppl were mad I didn’t have that option srry) but deanpussy is incredible and underrated.

48. SEXY>>>>>>

49. thank you for enabling me.

50. can you guess the redacted part? it was: insert various objects into himself :))))

51. ok heres the big question! i’m not surprised ilysmmbb won, but i personally vote for “yeah, there he is” !! i think its underrated and such a tender moment.

52. i’m in the blue. i like cas.

53. i actually am in the yellow on this one. i think its more realistic, although blue is hot forsure

54. top 3 cas moment right there.

55. objectively yes on this one. thank god for COVID- *gets shot at*

56. sorry this was shady i’m not really like this usually haha. i think death is my fave besides Rowena

57. obviously i’m in the red. i’m shocked that so many people said Yes.......

58. Clearly.

59. I enjoyed fan fiction! i love campy episodes as you all know (like Dog Dean afternoon and such) so i loved fan fiction. it was a nice nod to someone like me who has been watching for a long time.

60. HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHO ANDY IS. i wish he would have been in the show longer........

61. uh....yeah.

62. Yeah c’mon. Dean would and you know it.

63. Thank god you guys didn’t fuck this up. I would agree, but Corbett is a close second for me.

64. IN THE RED BABY!!!!

65. we love a man bleeding out. we do.

66. i actually think misha is chill with J2 but.....you can’t deny J3 have more chemistry.

67. I uh......don’t think Dean would be a great father. is this me projecting my own issues with my father onto Dean? maybe,,,,

68. i’m surprised this was so negative! I think i would be interested

69. thanks for reading my shitty poetry!! i also had s4 dean in mind when writing this

70. CMON.....ITS KINDA SEXY CMON.......that spice of battered wife syndrome.......violent man in the house.......sam beaten down....im barking

71. haha yessss go yellow.

72. go yellow again.

73. I think I would actually vote yellow on this one. what a sweet and beautiful thing to say to someone, and its so very DEAN.

74. mhm. i think so.

75. SEXY CONTROLLING OLDER BROTHER!!!!!

76. no idea why people answered yes to this one. that punch was fucked up. was it sexy? thats another story,,

77. WOKE.

78. I do. I love pilot Dean.

79. Dean is a carfucker. any side of the fandom can recognize that

80. thank you GREEN!!!!!!

81. Sam is bi wtf! Sera Gamble erasure

82. Padackles commune <33333 they all fuck and they don’t know whose kid is whose!!!! (not really but this is sexy)

83. THESE BROTHERS ARE WEIRD FOR SURE.

#wincest #supernatural #spn survey #Sam Winchester #dean winchester #samdean

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harshuki · 4 years

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Why sjm is such an idiot that she is actually extremely intelligent and we should all idolize her actually instead of shitting on her: (by me and paige)

- she managed to get away with a disproportionate plot-to-romance ratio because she knew her demographic was horny teenagers who loved the romance and the angst so she didn’t even have to try to make the plot make sense. please tell me one thing about acotar apart from found family, feyre’s sisters, tamlin is an asshole, and feysand. who is the king hybern or that guy with the eye or the fucking island people you could NOT explain the plot to me without looking it up and I know it (you know it too)

- she knew how to give us that milliliter of dopamine by giving her characters seemingly powerful (but overall meaningless) quotes (ex. “When you spend so much time staring into the darkness, you find that the darkness stares back.” that quote means absolutely nothing and she KNEW it but it sounds poetic so we fell for it)

- she wrote ships that literally walked the line of being abusive and being “sexy.” actually no these ships WERE pretty toxic but she covered it up with ReDeMpTiOn ArCs and shit like that. like when rhysand was like “I will KILL anyone who harms you” and feyre was like dude chill ... that was so emo boy who uses you as a therapist moment. and then FEYRE apologized bc she called him out on his bs. Ok sjm go off talented QUEEN (there’s prolly shit in tog but I don’t remember anything except for manorian in that series ❤️❤️❤️❤️)

- I don’t realistically applaud this but she managed to trick us into believing there was diversity in these books by giving like four characters out of the two whole series she wrote “tan skin” (idk how many characters actually had tan skin but I also don’t care) and absolutely NOTHING ELSE. she made mor a lesbian at the last minute (I guess there was some indication that she wasn’t interested in men throughout the series. but let’s be honest. “I prefer females” is like the STRAIGHTEST way to come out. if I read this book before coming out I would go deeper into the closet)

- Faux feminism. I’ll chide her for this till the day I DIE on god because her depictions if feminism are just so funny. And we all just fell for it. We all just accepted that if a man has the most baseline morals in a rampantly patriarchal society then He Is The One. ladies, don’t settle for this. you’re beautiful and you deserve more.

- rowaelin. How she managed to pull that off, I don’t know, but I will never understand it lmao. (does that stop me from reading their scenes to actually feel something when I’ve been numb for three years? Haha.....)

- finally, another thing I don’t actually applaud her for is killing sam. who the hell did this bitch think she was I swearrrrr

- ok I’m done

#harshi hates sjm #anti sjm #anti sarah j maas #anti acotar #anti tog #fuck rhysand #lol #you can attack me but i know im right #yes ill be that person #i do genuinely applaud her for brainwashing my 14 year old self #what a legend #sjm

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h h hewwo owoo 22 / 23 / 29 / 31 / 34 / 50 / 58 / 61 / 88 in any order, and u can also just. pick only those that u want :3

hhhh-ewwwo? I did say I wanted to chat and I desperately do not want to do work or studies so buckle in for a long post (derogatory). 22. role model? Oh man, I don’t think I have any, like, specific ones for entire things, though I do fall in my hero-worship phaes and then fall out of them like everyone else. I think that taking an entire person and being like I wanna be like them is... not for me though. But I do look up to some people for specific things - I look up to, weirdly enough, Abigail Phylosohpytube who I didn’t watch before her coming out for her graceful coming out video though she admits that the experience wasn’t obviously as smooth. I look up to lots and lots of people for their ability to create and their art (not gonna tag my fav artists bc am tiny and do not want people to look at me, but i do be reblogging). I look up to people like ConcernedApe Stardewvalley and Supergiantgames Hades for their ability to put so much soul in their work, smth I aspire to do. I look up to @not-poignant for, among other things, their idk how to say it best, wisdom in understanding and communicating with others and with myself? I’ve learned a lot by just sort of being in their periphery and seeing how they articulate their thoughts and choose to be kind and witness other’s pain. Hell, I look up to twitch streamers and youtubers sometimes (the recent nice trait I’d like to have if I ever went into bigger content production is how ibxtoycat deals with parasocial relationship realities). 23. strange habits? Hm. I don’t think drinking tea whenever I need a pick-me-up is strange, that’s just probably forcefully assigning a British nationality to me. I think my insistence on misspelling words in a way I think is lowkey funny might be one, I say thamks bc it feels softer, or thank bc it’s funny, I say sleeb, I say finkers or tryink or otherwise replace g with k for lulz. I also don’t know if it counts as a habit but I have a small leather band around my wrist that’s been there for a year soon. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I probs have like, stranger habits but I can’t recall rn. 29. best way to bond with you? Hmm. Well, if you show initiative and are explicit about wanting to spend time with me, that’s already a big chance of me spending time with you. And then if our interests match and I don’t think that you’re like, young in a way that automatically puts me in a position where I don’t feel comfortable really being myself around you bc in my head I have to look out for you (it has happened with two of my friends, sigh), and we regularly spend time together, voila, friend acquired. It simultaneously doesn’t take much and takes a bit to be my friend and bond with me - it’s easy af to become a casual friend cuz I’m always open to new people, but there has to be a level of trust to become like, a close friend. Respecting my boundaries, talking shit with me, being explicitly committal about wanting to bond with me are big steps that way. 31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Uh, I don’t do neither, but a current fave that is reasonably badass is my black tshirt with like, a ritual circle and a deer skull. V edgy, 10/10. I also used to have like a real edgy tshirt with a jester and some dice that said the game of life, but I threw it out bc dysphoria. or maybe I put it at the back of my closet along with one other shirt In Case I Get Top Surgery so I can wear them then. 34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? Many, such is the nature of advertising, alas. I have managed to avoid most of it tbh though, so the only place I am forced to sit through ads so they stick is my scrabble capitalist nightmare app where I play and always beat haha my coursemate. And they have adds for those shitty apps where you have to solve a puzzle that ends up failing in the add and like, drenching a man in green goo. I find those kinda fascinating tbh. Who plays these games? Who plays these shitty shitty games whose ad has to be “prove your IQ“ to make you want to prove yourself to play them? Oh and also, the insidious nature of ads in media I consume - the mcelroys have gotten me informed about many many things bc they do it in a funny way. Have you heard about squarespace? What about meundies? I also literally installed honey yesterday that I knew abt bc of the relentless adds and I wanted to save, uh, 2.50 from my minecraft server purchase (and then spent some time googling how they make money before giving up. just say u sell my data, that’s easier than not knowing what part of this makes you money). I was tired and in a weird mood, ok. 50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? It’s always the stupidest jokes, what matters more is laughing together with someone and getting caught in a laughing loop. I still remember laughing with my siblings until our stomachs really really hurt bc I think one of us said a rug was vomit-colored and it was funny in the moment. How many times have I laughed like that with you too, vit. I know that Laura’s one is nostrilatu, right? :D :D It’s just something that catches you off guard, I think.

58. four talents you’re proud of having? Oh shid. Hm. 1) My ability to analyze data and understand the basic building blocks of something. Makes me cool at studying and sexy at explaining things to my course-mates. 2) Not a talent more like a skill that I’ve worked hard on through therapy - but my inner positive voice/healthy parent is very strong and automatic (something I was sure would never happen). A good example is me going out for a walk, my phone dying so I can’t listen to music, when I went in my head “well I can always make music in my head. do-do-do *drum sound*“ and I could feel the wave of self-reprimand cresting but before I could actually hear any negative comments the positive voice said with a light of a thousand suns NO THAT IS ACTUALLY CUTE AND SEXY and just haaaaaaah. 3) I sing good. Need to sing more. 4) I think I’m good at making conversation. Even with people I don’t necessarily like or want to talk to. More of a skill again but whatever. 61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Do not come to me and ask for favorites, witch. Uh, I have some quotes in my notes app, like 7 from Pia’s writing :D. But imma go with “It’s a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world“ by Mary Oliver. It counts, ok. Or, wait, something I will for real one day either crosstitch of commission shitpostcalligrapher: “t’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. “What are we holding onto Sam?” “There’s good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.“” 88. your greatest wish? Hrm. Right now? To have like a couple days with no responsibilities and without the outside world bearing on me as heavily, to be tiny tiny tiny so I’m invisible and can drink tiny tea on a tiny leaf. Uh, in general? My recently formulated wish or a goal is stability/peace. Then everything else becomes ok because you can bounce back to stable ground between feeling shit or everything happening so much. And I’ve sort of reached that. Also like, half a million euros would be nice too so I can get a house and a car and go on a few trips abroad. :D // there’s two ask memes in my blog recently, go wild

#long post #derogatory #personal #i think the wish to be tiny was there more last week #now i just wanna have nice things and fun and a bit of rest but am otherwise less overwhelmed #also hey. talks #chats

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Thank you for your posts about canon / text / subtext definitions. I do wonder about what makes it 'obvious' to some people that Sam and Eileen have slept together. What do they think about Cas knowing that Dean kept the Colt under his pillow? Or that he's an angry sleeper? That look and gesture Dean gave Cas when he went to have a shower after Michael's first exit? The time he told Sam that Cas had left much earlier in the morning, when he'd clearly just got up himself? I'm confused

I have a simple answer: het goggles.

And yes, LGBT people can have het goggles.

I’m gonna tell you a brief story I’ve posted about before – and someone in the meta community even took an ~offended~ tone about it afterward when they heard about it.

A long time ago, the Dean played in my group (by an LGBT man) and I got tired of backflipping around the gay. In our S13-equivalent plotline (which was divergent, it basically split separate track after Tombstone), our respective climb to the finale, we had an opportunity. We took it. Tada, DeanCas canon! It was obvious, right? We run a genre server, we don’t do private sexy times shit, and one of the most important elements to us was being nonperformative and true to the characters. We sent out our big gay flare signals in public over, of all things, a sacred marriage ceremony and then cut-to next-day, where they were sitting in the kitchen talking. We kept using dialogue we intended to make as obvious as fucking possible and yet we noticed it seemed to be whistling by people.

(allow me to scream into the void as an aside about it being a 7 episode crash course through an inverted alchemical set about carrying marks that Cas ended up bound into with Dean. FREE ME.)

I went to DM and asked him, should we like, tell everyone? But the decision was to NOT, because even the best RPers can let meta things influence them. We wanted character reactions to remain authentic.

For the entire next mytharc (S14-adjacent?) we just kept writing on. And on. And on. And maintained their relationship as public, but as *they* are, as people. An established relationship. We didn’t hide it. And it kept getting missed. We kept dialing up HOW front and center shit was.

I want you to keep in mind, this is a server so full of shippers and LGBT people and LGBT shippers that we have a “token straight.”

And they kept missing it. Because of how this fandom has trained them to dismiss content.

If you want an idea of how bold it was, we were DMing each other like HAHA THEY CANT MISS THIS ONE “BET”, like a challenge, or just deadass “They’re going to miss that canon Destiel mention right there.” slamming out post after post with textual elements over the old missed news. There was even a time Cas joked about reconciliatory seduction, but not being the best at it, so maybe bacon would be better at the moment, or something along those lines. I sat, smugly, waiting for everyone to realize OMG WHAT, I even went to the OOC “Waiting for you guys to kill me”

What did I get back? “LOL CAS SAID SEDUCTION AND I LAUGHED” “LOL THAT’S AWESOME”

… “Oh my god give me a minute.” I literally had to walk away from my computer, refill my vape, rub my face down for a minute and DM my Dean, going “WHAT THE FUCK”

Our DeanCas wasn’t lowkey. Hell, it wasn’t even subtext. Just their physical elements were private quarter things and their “I love yous” weren’t really strangled down to that three words, but how they say, or enact it, each in their own ways, every day.

We literally said, on repeat “oh my god this is what Bobo and Yockey’s DMs look like isn’t it” “Without a doubt tbh”

And I mean shit, there was literally a point that Michael Dean basically killed Cas (without actually kiilling him, it was the jumpscare) in Dean’s bedroom on Dean’s bed after being lured in to talk about some shit by actual-Dean who realized Cas was going off on a sacrificial crash course and he cuffed him down there. So that? Sure, that wasn’t sexy time bedcuffing. But when Michael got his hands on the archangel blade and it killed the angel (grace) not the host (soul), and Cas’ wing prints of his near death were all over the bedroom and everything was broken – when Dean decided to move out to the DeanCave, he took human Cas with him.

Awww isn’t that sweet!! He’s like!! Taking care of Cas during his Empty trauma! was the call. Me and Dean’s player sat there staring like

So we had them literally, for a fun crack day, GO SHOPPING FOR A NEW BED. TOGETHER. ONE BED. TESTING IT OUT AND TALKING IMPORTANT SHIT WHILE LAID OUT ON TOP OF IT AND EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW, LIKE BROS DO, SHARING BEDS AND TALKING PERSONAL ISSUES.

Everybody thought it was *hilarious*

And it wasn’t even just shit like this, we had entire mytharcs playing into it. We had structural callback elements to famous related scenes. We had villains and contagonists addressing them as the mytharc lovers. Everywhere you turned, in any way you can imagine, we were trying to paint this picture without just having them randomly start cuddling in front of everybody. Lines like “DAMNIT CAS, BEFORE WE STARTED THIS, I MADE YOU PROMISE TO NOT MAKE ME YOUR WHOLE WORLD, OR UNIVERSE OR WHATEVER” in raging explosions over crash course choices or whatever else. I can not say ENOUGh how much open textual writing we sprayed out, only for it to be dismissed, brushed over, or even laugh tracked off entirely.

By. LGBT people. And shippers.

And people are *so quick* to shut down content that the few things that *seemed* to run opposite were entirely taken to heart. Eg, at one point, only a few weeks after 1. DeanCas went canon 2. Dean became Dinkle and vanished to the wind, someone had their character start talking to Jack about types of love and that “Dean and Cas need to get their heads out of their ass”, etc, and then Jack sat confused and Jack got talked to about Dean and Cas being dumbasses that need their shit together.

So here comes Cas, wandering into the kitchen to pour himself a cup of coffee and he turns around to Jack GLARING at him and he’s basically like, what, and Jack explodes, as a child do, like “WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SEX WITH WOMEN WHEN YOUR HEAD SHOULD BE IN DEAN’S ASS” and Cas just fuckin DROPS his coffee cup and looks to the other person and is like “What did you tell him?!” but they took the resulting “WTF? WHAT ARE YOU TELLING MY SON?” as immediate complete total shut down (atop them clearly not realizing it already happened), rather than like, I just crawled my ass out of an alternate universe I was thrown into right after getting married and losing him and what the hell are you telling my 1 year old son about his dads when one might not come back and why the fuck does he think i’m sleeping with women

Eventually, I snapped. We ended up with a finale of facing Chuck (albeit totally different terms/conditions/location/etc) and yes, even a truth spell, so I went out of my way – and Sam’s player, who is my wife, and was the one person to really figure this out herself because she knows my writing for one and for two I’m the one that personally shattered her het goggles SO SHE KNOWS – went out of their way, and we lined it up exactly right for all the things to come together to hear Sam explode on Dean about just being honest about being in love with an angel and I just – slightly tweaking the usual character voice I’d use to free myself of this gay purgatory, had Cas go “Yes, I know. He told me a year ago.”

The whole goddamn chat: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Finally, fucking FINALLY, something broke through to everyone, with us literally warping and bending situations and character voices just to be like RELEASE ME

– but when one of the big name meta bloggers got told about this? They were like “Aren’t you mad? Don’t you want more visible representation???” to which I was like IDK MAN I WAS FOLLOWING THE REPRESENTATION LEAD OF THE GAY DUDE IN MY SERVER SO ASK HIM? WE WERE TRYING TO REPRESENT PEOPLE JUST WEREN’T SOAKING IT???? IDK??? WHAT DO YOU WANT

Everyone actually in the server took it really well, “heteronormativity is a hell of a drug” was one of the catch phrases for a while. People went back and sat, kinda embarrassed, reading over a goddamn season worth of canon Destiel and kicking themselves like, how did I miss this? How did I straightsplain this? What the fuck?????

So yeah. Heteronormativity is the biggest culprit and, in many cases, the second is the lack of willingness to introspect and reflect because if they’ve been ~wrong~ then… something. I don’t know what exactly goes through their head. But something.

I’ll add the video I made after 14.20 aired which made some material about Chuck available for it, to “Rat in a Cage” (rats in a maze S15 launch me into SPACE), but that sign over DeanCas? That’s the mark of Venus.

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#supernatural #spn #meta #my meta #heteronormativity #destiel

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ain-t-bovvered · 5 years

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15X01

bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon (Kat)

@waywardbaby (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered (Giulia)

Giulia: I HATE THIS

Giulia: BTW

Giulia: IF ANYONE WAS CURIOUS

Kat: Don’t worry you’ll hate it more later

Giulia: GREAT

Zee: Quit flapping your gums bitches

Nat : shall I count?

Giulia: Go when u post 🖕🏻

Nat : lol

Zee: Nice

Nat : i just go with GO

Giulia: Weak

Nat : ok

Nat : listen

Nat : 3

Nat : 2

Nat : 1

Nat : GO

Giulia: GREAT MUSIC

AH Y’ALL DON’T LISTEN TO THE LYRICS OF THIS SONG

Zee: Where’s carry on ?

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Think of seasons that must end ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Nat : I DON'T REMEMBER HALF OF WHAT THEY SHOW NOW. It's erased from my memory

Giulia: look at my stupid baby

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ They will rise and fall again ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Giulia: Oh look the dumb coffin

Nat : "I do believe in us."

Zee: John

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Everything must have an end ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Giulia: I DIDN T NEED JOHN AGAIN

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Take it calmly and serene ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

BITCH HOW

Giulia: bye mary.Good riddance

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ It's the famous final scene ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Zee: Maybe I should watch on mute

Kat: Shut up chuck

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ It's been coming on so long You were just the last to know ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Zee: The fuck is this song ?

It's been a long time since you've smiled

Giulia: IDK I HATE IT

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Seems like oh so long ago Now the stage has all been set ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Giulia: bb Sob ....Them hair on fleek tho

Nat : What are the odds

Zee: BAMF Cas

Giulia: Idk seems so desperate

Kat: Always

Nat : So much grunting. So sexy

Giulia: AWE

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Now the lines have all been read And you knew them all by heart ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Kat: SAM

Kat: DEAN

Zee: He took jack

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Here it comes the hardest part Try the handle of the road ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Kat: over the shoulder like a sack of potatoes

ok I now it’s a serious moment but Dean skipping with his birb bowlegs is making me cackle so much i cannot

LOOK AT HIM ....*SNORTS*

oh look another meme

Giulia: Sam just casually shoving a ghost out of the way

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ As the light fades from the screen From the famous final scene ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Zee: Ok

Zee: I hate it

Giulia: OH THAT TITLE CARD

Nat : Ah great title card

ok but ....* slows down frames and saves some of them* WHAT’S THIS

Whatever let’s just go back to more pressing matters

Lol that is so not Misha carrying Jack tho

Giulia: Misha’s fingers be that thick

Zee: Focus

Giulia: Lol dean reaching for that booze, I mean SAME.

Nat : AW CAS

Giulia: Awe SAM

Zee: Sam panting

D: He didn’t deserve this

Kat: Aw

S: Cass, is he here? C- C-Can you... Can you...?

Giulia: SAM

Nat : "I don't think so"

Nat : I cry

Giulia: I CRY

Giulia: Sam’s pain is physical

Giulia: I cannot

I mean,...they do look like zombies.

D: Chuck... He said, "Welcome to the End”. What... What does that mean?

Zee: Welcome to the end

D: Cass? Come on, man! Ideas!

Team free Stress

Giulia: It means final season

D: Can you smite our way out of here?

Zee: Cas squint

C: No. You saw them. I would be overwhelmed, Dean.

Well I honestly thought Dean actually asked if Cas could fly them off there....which...well don’t think it can happen if the state of his wings are the same, BUT STILL, we don’t actually know becasue PLOTHOLES. But whatever man, I still love my show.

D: Great. So we go outside, we get ripped apart. We stay in here, w- what, starve to death?!

C: I wouldn’t starve

Nat : WELL GOOD FOR YOU

Giulia: WeLl gOoD fOr yOu

Kat: Love the sass

D: Son of a bitch

the fandom: * CHEERS*

Giulia: Sure he knew

D: He's always so squirrelly, you know, with the...with the... the robe and the beard and...the smile that's, like, half-nice, half "I'm gonna rip your throat out. "

Giulia: Oh that true

Nat : Aw Dean

Giulia: AHAHAHA

Giulia: DEAN’s SALTY AF

Nat : Me

Zee: Those fingers tho

Giulia: Why don t they let cas do that, come on

Nat : So much grunting and panting in the first couple of minutes

Nat : I love it

Giulia: Gotta isolate just those

Nat: Cas doesn't want to help

Giulia: Nice

Nat : AH well

Zee: Hello

Giulia: …

Giulia: WELL HELLO GOOD MORNING TO ME

Nat : Now he did

a wild Jack appears

Nat : Ah

Zee: What?

Nat : what

Kat: Hahahahahaha

Giulia: JESUS CHRIST

Nat : IN THE HELL

Giulia: the fuck

Kat: Demon!Jack

Giulia: OH COME ON

Nat : AW DEMON JACK

d!Jack: HELLO

S: Jack! you are alive

oh Sam...baby

Zee: Shut up

d!Jack: I- I'd do the whole eyes thing, but, uh, yeah, no eyes.

Nat : WITH SASS

Team free confused

Zee: Blending

Kat: Weekend at Bernie’s haha

Giulia: SO GOOD THO

Nat : Nice glasses

C: Get out of him

Zee: What he said

d!Jack : Okay? Uh, where do I start? Like at the first day of school. Uh, hi.Uh, my name is Belphegor. And, I'm, uh, here from...

Angry Cass approaching

C: i said get out of him. I’m not gonna ask again

me:

D: Cass. Let him speak.

C: He's an abomination!

Giulia: AWE CAS

Nat : Cas is having none of it

B: You're an abomination with that stupid, dumb trench coat.

Kat: You’re an abomination with that trenchcoat 🤣

Zee: I love Cas

Giulia: but also love Alex

Giulia: STUPID DUMB TRENCHCOAT

Zee: Listen to your husband Cas

C: He is defiling Jack's corpse!

D: But if he can help... [angrily] Jack's gone, alright?

Giulia: STOP IT DEAN

Giulia: sob

S: So we are...

B: The Winchesters

Nat : "I read the papers" lol

B: Anyway, I'm guessing this whole, uh, Hellmouth thing is kind of, uh, you?

i MEAN HE’S NOT WRONG

C: No. It was God.

B: Okay, okay. Look. I-I'm not some crossroad demon. I'm not even one of those black-eyed goons

Giulia: Who the fuck are u

Nat : Virgin puppies EW

Nat : TwinSiEs

Nat : snorts

Giulia: We are NOT twinsies

Cas is ready to slap a bitch

Giulia: So strange seeing jack like that tho

Nat : But so good

Zee: He be good

B: Ohh. Little spell. You know, nothing major. Just need some graveyard dirt... and some, uh, angel blood.

Giulia: Yeah, of course, let s use cas again

*Snort* .... he’s so offeded

WHAT A MOOD

Nat : what

Giulia: What he do

Nat : WHAT

Giulia: Really

Nat : who is that

Nat: HOW

Giulia: Oh come on

Giulia: I DONT TRUST THIS

Nat : ME NEITHER HIGH FIVE

Giulia: TOO EASY

B: Hey it worked! High five

Giulia: WHAT

Nat : I'LL PUNCH YOU

Well I wouldn’t want to be the graveyard guys in the morning

Nat : Ah that music

Zee: Future deaths

Nat : Ah bloody mary

Giulia: “oH mY gOd” Who still does that anyway

Nat : Bloody Mary messes with cellphones now

Giulia: A bitch gotta get on with the future

Giulia: Those nails be nasty

Nat : Mhh... She's more evil than before I would guess

B: I mean, come on. I look good.

Giulia: That cas squint

Giulia: Yeah Cas does not like

Nat : Cas is suspicious

Nat : They act like they're surprised about 2-3billion souls in hell

Kat: I was surprised the number was that low

B: Imagine a salt circle a mile wide No ghosts get in, no ghosts get out.

S: Yeah. Great. Okay.

C: NO. That town... Harlan, Kansas...is less than a mile from the cemetery.

D: Then we get everybody out.

C: How?

D: WE LIE

Giulia: what else is nee

Giulia: Nee

Giulia: New

Nat : lol

Zee: New

Nat : Nee

Giulia: Great Another typo that will hunt us all

Giulia: Why this time the blood looks fake af

Nat : That my car

Zee: Woman in white

S: Dean, this could be our woman in white.

D: Dude. We sent her to Hell years ago.

S:Yeah, but she could be back.

Nat : Dean just realized

D: Well, if she's back, then they're all back. Every last one that we ever killed.

Giulia: I also just realized that we are seeing them again. My babies. I hugged those bitches S. O. B

Nat : Aw bb

Kat: Lucky you

Zee: Giuls bb. Shut the fuck up please

I must say tho....that must have felt really depressing for them...I mean..all their work just ...puff....

Giulia: Fuck clows

Nat : Ah no

Giulia: Fuck them

Nat : Stupid clowns

Giulia: Fuck off

Giulia: Drive the fucking car into the door

Nat : Wouldn't get through.

Kat: No keys

Nat : Not enough space to fully accelerate

Zee: So much science

Giulia: Ugh true

Zee: Wtf is sam’s hair?

D: We can handle the evac, so why don't you grab Crowley Jr. here whatever he needs for his spell?

C: NO

Well he didn’t expect that

C: Dean, I can't. I-I...I can't even look at him.

Giulia: AWE CAS

Nat : Aw Cas

Giulia: AWE AWEEEEEE

Giulia: IM HURT.IM BADLY HURT

C: Um... I...

Awe I think even Dean expected that reaction from Cas. I’m so hurt y’all....so hurt.

WHAT ARE THOSE ROLLING EYES DEAN JFC

Giulia: that sheriff a bit out of it

Kat: Small town. Probably doesn’t have to do much

Nat : Jack probably has his own agenda. "Jack"

Giulia: Yeah

Belphy seeing the gun with that ridiculous nerd name: um....what’s that?

D: Don’t worry about it

B: ok cool

B: So, people are, like, crazy good-looking now, eh?

D: what

B: I mean, the last time I was on Earth, I mean, I was human. Ah, it was a while ago. I mean, but, you know, we were all worshipping308 this giant rock that looked like a huge penis, and...

Giulia: Wait what

Kat: Huge penis rock

Giulia: thank you

B: Anyway, folks back then, they were, uh, ugly. You know? Had a lot of humps. I mean, a lot.

B: Look at 'em now.

B:I mean, look at you . I mean, you're, uh, you know, gorgeous

Giulia: HE IS

ALL OF US : WE KNOW

Nat : GET THE FUCK IN LINE FAKE JACK

Kat: BEHIND ME

B: So, uh...who was... he, anyway?

D: He was our kid. Kinda.

Zee: Our kid

Giulia: OMG NO SOB

Nat: I cry

Zee: Shut up dean

Kat: OUR KID

Giulia: IM SO HURT

D: Alright. So, what do you need for this spell?

B: you know, nothing much. Big bag of salt.

D: Easy

B: And a... And a human heart.

Giulia: a human heart

Nat : what else ,easy

Kat: OF COURSE

Giulia: CAS LOOKS YUMMY YUUUUUMMY

Kat: OF COURSE

Giulia: LOOK AT HIM

Nat : Giuls people are dying

Giulia: HEWWO

Zee: And thicc

Nat : "insert Kim K gif"

Giulia: WELL AT LEAST THEY HAVE A NICE THING TO LOOK AT

Giulia: Nice thic, tan things

Giulia: With great hair

Giulia: Nice eyes

Giulia: I should focus

Nat : Cas saw?

Zee: Yeah

Giulia: So thic

Kat: Aw poor dead girls

Nat : GIULS FOCUS

Giulia: That shirt is crying for mercy

Giulia: Yeah yeah Sorry

Giulia: *keeps looking at those pecs*

Giulia: NO SAM WITH KIDS IM WEAK

Zee: Sam should stop exhaling like that

Nat : NO

Kat: Jared is 4 times the size of that kid

Giulia: STOP HURTING HIM

Kat: Yeah

Zee: Yeah bitch

Giulia: YAS CAS

Kat: I KNOW

Nat : Did Sam treat his bullet wound tho

Giulia: Probably just patched up

Giulia: angel with a shotgun

I love when Cas take care of Sam...so soft.

Nat : that's not a big bag of salt, Dean

D: Rowena, we need your help, so move your ass. What? No, I'm not...Move your exquisite ass, please.

Zee: Exquisite ass

Kat: EXQUISITE ASS PLEASE

Giulia: MOVE YOUR EXQUISITE ASS

D: Here’s your salt

US: Thanks we have plenty

B: im a fan

Giulia: NO

Zee: Oh no bitch

Zee: NO

B: Yeah, I-I didn't want to say it in front of the other guys,but when you were in Hell, with Alastair, I, uh... I got a chance to watch you work. And, I mean, the things you did to those people, I mean, it wasn't torture.

Kat: FUCKING ASSHOLE DEMON

Nat : OH NO

Giulia: BAD CHOICE OF WORDS

Giulia: FUCK

Nat : IT WAS ART

Kat: iT waS ArT

Giulia: Is it bad that I wanna watch that tho

Zee: WATCH WHAT?

Nat : YES

Giulia: DEAN’S “ART”

Zee: Wtf is wrong with you ?

B: And then every door in Hell just sprang open all at once.

D: Wait. Every door? Even the Cage?

Nat : Even the cage

Nat : OH NO

D: And Michael?

B: Well, last I heard, he was just sittin' there. Yeah, but if he got out, I mean... Ugh.

Giulia: Lol ADAM

B: I mean...he wouldn't hold a grudge, right?

Giulia: *SNORTS* SURE

Nat : Ah that looks nasty

Kat: YALL WATCH CAREFULLY COMING UP

Zee: Can I love Cas in this ep?

Giulia: Oh cas can mend shirt too

Nat : SNORTS

Nat : WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Nat : Ah

Giulia: i don t like what is going on

Kat: JUST WATCH

Zee: Fuck

Nat : I HATE THIS KAT

Giulia: WHAT

Nat : AH NO

Giulia: NO

Nat : SHIT WHAT

Kat: I TOLD YOU

Giulia: WHAT WAS THAT

Nat : WHAT IS GOING ON

Nat : EVIL SAM IS IN THAT WOUND

But let us take a blurred , closer, look tho:

*GASPS*

THAT’S THIC BEARD DEAN

YUM

those are definitely black eyes.

WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOON

Giulia: Oh I remember that clock, leave a comment if you do too.

Nat : btw All the ghosts don't look very scary

Kat: All these ghosts look old af

Zee: Them bow legs

Giulia: Look at that strut

Kat: Fresh would be better lol

B: cOOL

Giulia: Zee’s that u

Casually punching a hole into someone chest to rip a heart out

Giulia: Got a heart

Nat : WHAT

Kat: Damn fake Jack

Zee: Get away kid

Nat : YOU DON'T SAY

Nat : GOOD FOR YOU

Giulia: Oh the lake ghost

Giulia: Oh ya RUN BB RUN

Kat: That kid is too calm

Zee: It’s not ok

Giulia: it s noooot

Nat : No, he didn't

Nat : Sam did

Zee: You shot me

Giulia: SNORTSP

Kat: You shot me 🤣🤣

Kat: Bad ghost bad

Giulia: Well that was scary

Nat : Stop hurting Sam

Zee: STOP HURTING SAM

Giulia: OH LOOK I LOVE CAS WITH THE SHOTGUN

Zee: WE BEEN KNEW

Nat : OF COURSE YOU DO

Giulia: AWE HE S SAVING SAM

Nat : The ghosts all look weird af

Giulia: True

Kat: They are 15 years older okay

Giulia: Must be the daylight

Zee: I don’t trust jack

Giulia: well is not jack

Giulia: AWE

Nat : AH HE IS FAST HE HAS LONG LEGS

Giulia: I’m worried about Misha's hip

Zee: Shut up

Giulia: Shut up

Kat: AAAAAHHHHH SHUT UP

Giulia: Good gif to use

Nat : he said it like Stepford Sam

Kat: MMHHMM

Giulia: Right?

Giulia: Listen to that PUR

Kat: SO GOOD

Giulia: the angel thing

Nat : So 4 people fit in the back

Nat : lol

Giulia: GOOD TO KNOW

Nat : Ah, not sexual

Zee: Or two horizontal ones

Kat: Well one is a small child

Giulia: Me and Nat are small child size

Nat : Yes

D: You okay?

C: Yes, but...

Giulia: UGH

Nat : lol

B: Wow! Awkward WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

Zee: Is that a no?

Nat : LISTEN TO HIM DEAN

Zee: That’s a no

Kat: Ooohhh they so pissed

Giulia: SO PISSED

Giulia: SO TENSE

Nat : SO HOT

Giulia: THEY SHOULD RELAX

Giulia: I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW

Giulia: what

D: Right now we get you fixed up.

S: what

Nat : I'M FINE

Giulia: Yeah open that shirt

Nat : Do you hear that

Nat : FIIIIIINNNEEEEEEE

D: We've been going nonstop. Let me see it.

D: There's no exit wound.

Giulia: DON T TALK LIKE THAT

Nat : Yeah, sure Jan

D: Hey, do you remember when we were little? What I would do to distract you whenever I'd rip off a Band-Aid or something like that?

S: Yeah. You'd tell some stupid joke.

Kat: Omg such a soft moment

Nat : Aw

Nat : Don't come up with old stories now. I'll cry

D: Come on. Knock, knock.

S: Who's...*HISSING*

D: Still got it

Kat: My boys 😭

Nat : It's Jensen face

The little shit face

Giulia: Well I don t see white foam

Nat : Are you surprised?

Zee: My god

D: Just when we thought we had a choice. You know, whenever we thought we had free will. We were just rats in a maze. Sure, we could go left. Sure, we could go right. But we were still in the damn maze. Just makes you think, if all of it... you know, everything that we've done...What did it even mean?

S: It meant a lot. We still saved people.

D: Yeah, but what for? You know? Just so he could throw another End of the World at us and then sit back and chug popcorn?

Giulia: I wanna chug popcorn

Nat : Yeah, ya did Sam

Nat : But I get Dean

Zee: Sam still believes

S: But now he’s gone

Nat : YA THINK

S: He gets bored and... and... and... and pulls the ripcord.I mean, that's what he did with Apocalypse World and... and probably with all of them. He moves on, starts another story. But you know what?

Giulia: GOOD

S: For the first time. It's just us.

Zee: What’s one more apocalypse right?

Giulia:

“What’s one more apocalypse right?” -shit that SPN fans says

S: When we win this, God's gone There's no one to screw with us. There's no more maze. It's just us. And we're free.

D: So you and me versus every soul in Hell? I like those odds.

D: Well, you know what that means.

S: We got work to do.

Giulia: WHAT

Giulia: ALREADY

Nat : WHAT

Zee: Why is it over ?

Giulia: ...it flew

Kat: Hehehe

Nat : FINISHED?

Nat : EH

Nat : WAIT WAS THAT 40 MINUTES ALREADY

Kat: That end though

Giulia: ...what

Nat : What

Giulia: What happened

Kat: The throwback

Zee: Yeah it was

Giulia: what trip was that

Zee: I just exhaled

Nat : What was that

Giulia: WE VE GOT WORK TO DO

Giulia: That was so fast

Kat: SOBA

Giulia: TRAILER

Nat : I hate them

Zee: Oh come on

Nat : i am watching trailer now

Giulia: EH NOTHING MUCH

Kat: Yeah

Nat : LOL I KNOW AS MUCH AS I DID BEFORE

Kat: WHAT

Nat : WTF

Kat: IT’S OVER

Nat : I am not overly impressed

Nat : Dean didn’t finish his knock knock joke

Nat : I’m sangry

Next -----> 15x02 "Raising Hell"

.SO ...that was our last first episode screening, ever....GREAT.

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Angel ft. Eremika <3

Hello 🐒 I present to you a fluff piece. Seriously it makes me cringe! That’s why most of my stuff is a mix! Idk how this came from the request for something where Carla is alive and suggests to Eren to ask Mikasa to marry him because that thought doesn't occur (something I also agree to be likely!). This idea comes from a fanfic I read a long time ago on Wattpad but I cannot for the life of me remember who wrote it...But the idea is that it’s him who is in the band with a few other people in the group, including Armin, but Mikasa isn’t involved with that, though she is in mine! I’ve been to a few concerts in my short-ish life (I’ll be 24 in November) and Bruce Springsteen is absolutely adorable with his fans haha. I hate that everyone’s characters are so different but I also worked really hard on this (about 5 months hahahaha no lie) I almost didn’t even post this..lol. Hope you enjoy the fluff.

Eren Jaeger is standing on an expansive stage with his rock band, finishing up their most recent cover of The Eagles' Hotel California. They were brought in to play at a summer festival being held locally with a couple of other bands and were the last to play, which only means that quite a few in the audience is drunk off their ass and more likely to interact with the band members. He couldn't help but laugh into the microphone when he saw his mom in the front row dancing along to the music she raised her boys on with her first and last Sam Adams in hand. "The insanely supportive Carla Jaeger, everyone!" Her son smiled as he finished the song's last note and Armin hit the drums at the perfect time, just like they've practiced for years now. "Seriously, she may not be able to make it to some shows, but that makes the ones she can make even more special, right?!" The crowd cheered in response and his girlfriend would later swear that she heard him giggle a little bit, because she knows how much he loves interacting with their fans. Mikasa smiled as she watched him run his fingers through his shaggy brown hair, a sight that she truly loves to watch and has for as long as his hair has been long enough to do so. He chuckled a simultaneous little sigh into the microphone as he gave the strings to his electric guitar a strum and turned to the side so he could look at his best friend sitting at his drum set with Annie on his lap. "You know, when Armin and I started this, we were about, what, like, six?"

“Yeah, something like that.”

Carla offering a supportive 'woohoo' from the front row.

"And uh, we certainly didn't think back then that we would be successful -" Eren paused with a smile having been interrupted by the cheering crowd. "At least not until we met Mikasa, but that wasn't until we turned nine. Again, not to be confused with Annie here on Armin's lap," He turned himself to the side and pointed at the blonde couple, the girl smiling as she waved a shy hand at the audience. "Or our manager and Jean's girlfriend, Hitch." He turned to the side when his shoulder was tapped, revealing the beauty on the other side, waving her hand briefly before hopping back on the phone with their next gig. And that's when Eren turned to face a raven haired beauty standing before the drum set with a grin as she tapped her fingers on the body of her bass guitar, stomach doing all kinds of flips because she has no idea where this is going. "See this," Everyone started chanting their names and cat called the young couple when he proceeded to push his guitar around his back to prevent an obnoxious sound when she was pulled closer by the waist. "This is my girl, right here." They both smiled and shared a sweet, tender kiss as the crowd grew louder to show their overwhelming support, even other band and crew members were clapping at this point.

Jesus, get a room already..." Armin teased over the cheering and laughed into the microphone when Eren gave him the finger, more than happy to continue kissing his girlfriend while he carefully cradled her face in his hands. On his own terms, he finally pulled away and smiled as they briefly gazed lovingly into each other's eyes before he guided her up to the front of the stage with a light arm around the waist.

"Have I mentioned how sexy you look with that bralet and skinny jean combination?" Eren whispered in her ear and smiled when she started blushing, letting out a small giggle as he leaned in to kiss her cheek. "Kick ass, baby girl." He smirked at her as he glanced back at Armin, who had already kicked Annie from his lap to her keyboard set, giving him a nod to hit the drums so they can recapture the audiences' attention, making them return to louder cheering and hollering at the band as usual. It started with one leg, then half of him, and then Jean came out on stage in the middle of laughing, intending to replace Mikasa on the bass as the crowd hollered and cheered, especially when his girlfriend poked her head out past the curtain to give him just one more good luck kiss. He was more than happy to take over on bass and let the raven sing her heart out, even though he admittedly prefers playing electric. In fact, Jean's skills are part of why he was invited to join the band, the other being that him and Eren have managed to come an understanding over the years, and even developed a great friendship in the process. "Our good friend, Jean Kirschtein, will be filling in for Miki -" He paused with a chuckle and a smiled as the crowd roared for his friend. "Our good friend, Jean Kirschtein, will be filling in for Miki while she -"

"Serenades you." Came her voice into one of the handheld microphones when she interrupted him with a giggle, making the audience laugh along in response with screams chanting her name. She had caught it in her hands from Jean after quickly removing the one hooked on her ear, glancing aside at Eren's genuinely happy gaze. Oh, god, he's so handsome. "I'm not sure what to say," She grinned as everyone started to cheer once more, something she's not sure she will ever get used to. "But this is a song that's always reminded me of my Eren.." Mikasa grinned and pointed at him with her freehand, his face already smirking in amusement. "And I'm so excited to share it with you. Hit it guys!" He playfully narrowed his eyes with a wide laughed as the band began to play because this song most certainly was not planned to the best of his knowledge, though this is a welcome surprise. But Eren knows the song quite well because Carla has always said it came out the year she met her husband, so it reminds her of him every time she hears it, and he played along when electric kicked in. Mikasa watched his piercing, hypnotic eyes as she gracefully moved her body to the music and reached up to push hair away from her eyes, tousling it aside from the roots with small head bangs because this is just so much fun. "I call you when I need you, my hearts on fire, you come to me, come to me wild and wired. Oh, you come to me, give me everything I need! Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams, speak the language of love like you know what it means. Mmm, and it can't be wrong! Take my heart and make it strong, babe!" Mikasa skipped down to the opposite side of the stage with a huge smile stretched across her face as she leaned down to touch the hands reaching for hers. "You're simply the best! Better than all the rest! Better than anyone, anyone I ever met. I'm stuck on your heart! I hang on every word you say! Tear us apart, baby, I would rather be dead." She giggled into the microphone and turned to her team, feeling the rhythm of the music moving her body every which way as her head rocked slightly. Eren couldn't help but smile watching her let go on stage like this. She most definitely is not the little girl he used to see gazing back at him with doe-like eyes, though her movements are still very much the same as they've always been, fluid and effortless; like the way her mother used to dance with her before she passed away all those years ago. He glanced down at Carla, who was proudly dancing in the audience like how a mother would dance after a beer, and it reminded him of a conversation he had with her just a few days ago before they were to play a show in Boston regarding his relationship with Mikasa, and what the next logical step could be for them after growing up side by side and being together for years.

•••

"You and Mikasa have been together for quite a while now, Eren, don't you think?" Carla had said one morning, leaning against the doorway of Eren and Mikasa's hotel room, holding her large coffee mug in hand as she tapped it with her fingertips. He was sitting on the couch and listening to music while he does routine maintenance on one of the many guitars to be used in tomorrow night's show, and he looked up at his mother with a raised eyebrow trying to figure out he where she could possibly be going with a conversation starter like that. After being together since they were nine years old, growing up under the same roof all those years and finally, for fucks sakes finally, dating their freshman year of high school, it sure had been a while. But what did that have to do with anything?

"Well, yeah..."

"Oh, don't look at me like that," She rushed to say because she realized how what had been said could have been taken horribly wrong. "You know how much I adore Mikasa. It's just that, ten years is a very long time to be dating someone, Eren." The young man gently propped his guitar up against the wall and leaned forward with his arms on his knees, fingers sinking into that head of shaggy brown hair before slowly dragging a hand down his face.

"Do you have any point to this, Mom? What are you trying to say?"

"I think that you need to ask that sweet girl to marry you already."

"Why?"

"Because you know I'm not the only person who wants to see you two get married."

"I don't know, Mom, I haven't really thought about marriage to be honest," Eren finally looked up at her with a sigh as the gears in his head finally began to turn. "And we haven't talked about it much, if at all."

"Well, I know that she thinks about it. Oh, how cute it was when you kids were little and she would ask me what it was like to be married to your father," Carla grinned and chuckled softly as she took a sip from her coffee mug,more than thrilled to see his lips curve up into a smile. "Seriously, you know how observant Grisha was and even he noticed something between you two."

"Really?"

"Really. I remember one time when she had asked me why we got married and I said that it was because we were in love. Then she asked me what love feels like, and I told her that she would know when the time comes, and smiled before she said in the sweetest voice 'I think I get it now'. But that's all besides the point, which is that I think you should to ask her to marry you." Carla smiled at the sound of her son's laughter which, though not a rare occurrence, hasn't been happening much lately after Grisha's passing last year. "It pained him that he wasn't going to be around to see all of the wonderful things you two will do together, Eren, I hope you know that. I know you weren't always on the best of terms but he did love you very much." He pressed his lips together and looked away, slowly nodding his head with a sigh.

"I kind of like how things are already, Mom."

"What are you afraid of, Eren? The only thing that would change is her last name and there would be a ring on her finger." It was the combination of those words that really got Eren searching himself for what he may or may not be afraid of when it comes to her, and that's when he realized how absolutely terrified he is that their dynamic will somehow change, which leads to his ultimate fear of losing Mikasa in general all over again. Sure, when they were little things had been great, but then he started treating her like shit because there she didn't need him to do things anymore, something Eren took pride in. But then, he couldn't take the tension anymore and bit the bullet, and ended up spilling his guts cryptically about how he would move mountains for her, how much he adores her, which led to them finally dating. Their relationship seriously has never been any better. Why should he change it?

"I guess I'm just afraid that everything will change. After what I put her through..." Eren slowly shook his head and sighed as he cracked his knuckles anxiously. "I can't do that to her again."

"And what makes you think either of you would let that happen? Eren, the love that you and Mikasa share is beautiful, and it should be celebrated with us and the people you guys care about. I can't see this being anything but positive." Carla smiled and wrapped an arm around her son's shoulders as she brought him in for a warm, comforting embrace. "Just think about it, okay?"

"Yeah, I'll think about it."

•••

And think about it he did. All seventy two hours from that moment to right now when he's listening to Mikasa's giggle as she surfed the crowd, while the rest of the band continued playing I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing, a song requested by an audience member. Anyone with an instrument stopped in sync, sending waves of cheering and clapping throughout the auditorium as she was carefully helped back onto the stage by adoring fans. In rehearsals, it was agreed that Eren would have the last two songs in the lineup instead of Mikasa this time around, since she did the ending for the previous two shows - a decision which happens to work quite well for tonight, unbeknownst to her. "Oh my god, that was so much fun!" She said into her ear piece with a large grin as she carefully adjusted her microphone. "Thank you!" Mikasa looked over at her boyfriend with a smile, knowing that there's still a part of her that's in shock to be surrounded by people who think their covers and the music she writes with Eren are good enough that they want to listen, she felt complete. Her eyes flickered down to Carla standing down in the front row with a grin on her face and clapping along with the others after listening to the couple covering a few requested songs, just like they used to do when they were youngsters. Watching Mikasa move so gracefully across the stage made Eren feel nervous and it surprised him to no end because there isn't any reason why he feels that way - it's his girl, their friends, Carla, and their fans for fucks sake. Now, she stands just off stage with Hitch, helping herself to a fresh bottle of water while he stood up front with two of his closest friends, all of them smiling as they gave Eren's shoulders a couple of supportive pats. And then a pair of arms slipped around Armin's waist, something he should be used to after being with Annie for quite a few years now, and it made his laugh to feel them squeeze.

"Hi baby. Well, Eren, we're ready whenever you are."

"Honestly, dude," Jean smiled as he planted a kiss on his girlfriend's cheek, her chin resting on his shoulder as she hugs him from behind. "It's about time. I can't believe you made the poor thing wait ten fucking years."

"Shut up, I know, okay?" Eren laughed as he reached to remove his hair from his sweaty forehead. "I'm fixing it. I've never been more ready." And with that he turned away from his friends with his sights set on the microphone stand at the front of the stage, stealing a glance at his offstage girlfriend who gave him the cutest wink that honestly made him flush a little. The crowd erupted with cheering once more when he set the strap of his electric guitar over his shoulder, chuckling just a little bit as he looked out over the audience and anxiously ran his fingers through his hair. "I'd like to dedicate these next two songs to my beautiful girlfriend, Mikasa!" Offstage the girl's ears perked up at the sound of her name, looking past Hitch with wide eyes as she screwed the lid back onto her water bottle, and her friend smiled, fighting the urge to give a thumbs up.

"Wait, what did he just say?" That douchebag! That was my thing. Mikasa giggled to herself feeling endlessly confused because they had never discussed anything like this in rehearsal, in fact, now that she thinks about it, he never even mentioned what songs he was going to perform. And that was when the band began to play one of her all time favorite love songs, Angel by Aerosmith. And that was when Eren turned his head to look off stage with his same old goofy, sexy grin to see that she has dropped her water bottle, her hands now covering up what he assumes to be that beautiful smile. The time came for keyboards to step in, and Eren drew out the last note as he turned back to the microphone, making quite a few people whistle cat calls in compliment of his smooth transitions. "I'm alone, I don't know if I can face the night," He sang with his dreamy voice and glanced aside at her, greeted with a beautiful smile as she failed to hold it together off stage, then he added in the soft strums of his guitar. Eren looked back at the audience and smiled as he started preparing for the next part, giving the strings a much harder strum. "I'm in tears, and the crying that I do is for you!"

I want your love,

Lets break the walls between us.

Don't make it tough,

I'll put away my pride.

Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light!

Baby, you're my angel,

Come and save me tonight.

You're my angel,

Come and make it alright.

He briefly looked aside at her and smiled, because Carla is already standing beside Mikasa, smiling just as wide and both most definitely tearing up. "Don't know what I'm gonna do! About this feeling inside. Yes, it's true, loneliness took me for a ride, yeah yeah!"

Without your love,

I'm nothing but a beggar.

Without your love,

A dog without a bone.

What can I do? I'm sleeping in this bed alone.

Baby, you're my angel,

Come and save me tonight.

You're my angel,

Come and make it alright.

Come and save me tonight.

Backing up slightly from the microphone stand, Eren nodded at Jean for his solo and smiled as he glanced at a teary-eyed, smiling Mikasa. "You're the reason I live, you're the reason I die. You're the reason I give, when I lay down and cry. Don't need no reason why! Baby! Baby! Baby!"

You're my angel,

Come and save me tonight.

You're my angel,

Come and make it alright,

Come and save me tonight,

Come and save me tonight.

Eren turned to briefly look offstage while everyone finished out the song and played the same notes, watching as she impatiently bounced on her feet. "I can see her already freaking out off stage." He chuckled into his microphone as they all stopped at once over the cheering crowd, his nerves only growing when Hitch brought out a stool for him to sit on. And when he noticed that Carla was still missing from the audience, it reminded him that life with Mikasa just makes sense, and he can't imagine one without her. With his body sitting comfortably on the stool, the guitar propped up on one leg, Eren turned to look all around the stage to make sure everyone was in their places, and that Mikasa was still stuck backstage. That's when Annie began to play Heaven by Bryan Adams, exactly as Eren's eyes briefly locked with the young woman smiling and tearing up while his mother hugged her around the shoulders from behind. You could say that their avid fans were absolutely freaking out and it wouldn't be an understatement, especially when he started singing while playing that short electric solo. "Oh, thinkin' about all our younger years. There was only you and me, we were young and wild and free. Now nothin' can take you away from me. We've been down that road before. But that's over now. You keep me comin' back for more..." He smiled when people started up with cat calls and whistles, shouting his and Mikasa's names as he strummed harder to begin the chorus.

Baby, you're all that I want,

When you're lyin' here in my arms.

I'm findin' it hard to believe,

We're in heaven.

And love is all that I need,

And I found it there in your heart.

It isn't too hard to see,

We're in heaven.

Eren briefly looked aside with a smile to see her bouncing on her feet again because she's just dying to get to him, and his mother smiling as she gently wiped tears from beneath her own eyes. The crowd cheered when he turned back to them and flashed his signature grin. "Oh, once in your life you find someone, who will turn your world around, pick you up when you're feeling down."

Nothin' could change what you mean to me,

Oh there's lots that I could say,

But just hold me now.

'Cause your love will light the way.

And baby you're all that I want,

When you're lying here in my arms.

I'm finding it hard to believe,

We're in heaven.

Yeah and love is all that I need,

And I found it there in your heart.

It isn't too hard to see,

We're in heaven.

He smiled and glanced aside at Mikasa once more, who was one step away from becoming a complete mess as she wiped away the continuous flow of tears from beneath her eyes. "I've been waitin' for so long, for somethin' to arrive, for love to come along. Now our dreams are coming true, through the good times and the bad, yeah, I'll be standin' there by you!"

And baby you're all that I want,

When you're lyin' here in my arms.

I'm findin' it hard to believe,

We're in heaven.

And love is all that I need,

And I found it there in your heart.

It isn't too hard to see,

We're in heaven, oooh

He turned himself completely to face Mikasa and smiled as she pushed her hair out of her dewy eyes, since it's annoyingly persistent with falling across her face. "You're all that I want, you're all that I need..." With his eyes on her stormy grays, the band finished out the song and the crowd went absolutely ballistic when he finally said these three words as he handed his guitar off to Hitch: "Come here, baby!" Mikasa was like a blur because she ran into his arms so fast, making him almost fall backwards with her as he held his girl, who was crying happily into the crook of his neck. He was spinning her around while the crowd cheered over her giggle filled cries, watching the couple kiss like they needed to for air, and he held her body flush to his as she slowly slid down to her feet. It's now or never dude. For once, Eren didn't feel reluctant to pull his lips away because this time it's for a damn good reason. He watched her eyes widen as he reached into his back pocket for a little black box, the audience cheering, cat calling and whistling when he got down on one knee. "Mikasa Ackerman, you're my angel and you saved me from myself. I can't imagine a life without you and I don't want to either, because I know who I want by my side for the rest of my days..." She grinned and covered her mouth with her hands, watching with tears in her eyes as he slowly opened the tiny box. "Baby, will you marry me?" Eren smiled and graciously took the left hand she offered as she nodded her head with excitement because, at this point, she is a smiling, weeping mess. She's dreamed about marrying him for years now so this is literally a dream come true.

"Oh, Eren..." Mikasa gave a tearful chuckle as he planted a kiss on the top of her hand with a smile. "Yes!" She nodded once more and grinned, watching his incredible emerald eyes as the ring was slid down her dainty finger, and then she threw her arms around his neck as he started to stand, capturing his waist between her legs. "Yes, I'll marry you!" His arms tightly wrapped around her low back to hold her up on his waist as they proceeded to exchange frantic, tender kisses that were electric indeed, just like the very first they shared together one evening all those years ago.

#attackontitanfantic #attack on titan fanfiction #attack on titan #eremika fluff #eremika fanfiction #mikaere fluff #mikaere fanfiction #eremika #eren x mikasa fanfic #eren x mikasa fluff #band au #proposal #kinda lame sorry #humor me lol

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davidtennantpussytulpa · 5 years

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i just saw endgame so im gonna TALK about it

first off: endgame good??? to be fair i didnt really have high expectations bc iw was shitty but i actually liked this for the most part

CAROL. BABY. really got me at the beginning with that straight male gaze look but she came back with her hair CUT and like okay!!! miss lesbian!!!! THEN she fuckin showed UP to that funeral in the most bomb ass pantsuit i have EVER seen fucking lesbian RIGHTS!!!!

NEBULA!!! BABY!!! LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! she finally got to play a big part in the movie and its what she deserves!!!! she is fucking accepted!! she is happy!!! nebula my fucking SWEETIEPIE!!!!! MARRY ME!!

bannerhulk..... literally owns all my uwus. they really went out there and had bruce accept both parts of himself and be happy. when the kids were like HULK!!! he wasn’t embarrassed he was like YEAH!!! SAY GREEN!!! and hes so proud and happy like!!! he really deserves that!!! and just seeing the scene of him riding crosslegged in the back of the truck melted my heart.... i love him SO damn much

CAP?? CAPTAIN??? the scene with the hammer!?!??! never in my LIFE have i had the urge to clap or yell in a theater but i really couldnt help it i yelled and everyone was cheering like okay you ARE worthy bitch!!!!

and the end with him??? really so good.... he and peggy really deserve that. now THATS what i call love 1970

valkryie, as always, can fucking GET. IT. thor really named her king huh. strap rights

tony is by no means my favorite but you know what? he was going back and i knew he was gonna see his dad and i got excited. and that shit? good for him honestly

octavia spencer hey baby!!! i didnt know you would be in here but you were great!!!

thor really got to talk to frigga again.... ouchie oof my heart....

i really had to wait through 20 damn movies for clint and nat to actually have a fuckin friendship. they delivered for 10 minutes and i cherish those minutes

i know scotts reunion with his daughter was a touching moment and everything but shskgbgffj the entire scene i was just doing math in my head trying to figure out how old she was

i was so disappointed with loki at first bc i was like??? they had the audacity to pretend that anyone gave a shit abt vision with wanda at the end but thor didnt say anything abt him?? and when he went back he was excited to see his mom and not his brother?? idk i just feel like its out of character for him even with the russo jerkoffs in charge

BUT!! i was like this is SHIT hes really gone but my roommate reminded me he got the tesseract!!! so that shit really happened bc they brought it back to 1970 so he got it in 2012 and my boy. hes still here. sad that ragnarok wont be part of new timeline lokis growth tho

didnt like them being all haha thor fat tho. that shit was bad and everyone in the theater was really laughin like that was the funniest shit they had ever seen. fuck that part

yes i KNOW the russo brothers dont give a shit about women. i know that. BUT.... the part where all the women gather up on the battlefield really was so good for me

i was surprised at the end that cap gave the shield to sam and not bucky bc thats what we all thought. good for sam tho he deserves that

HOWEVER i thought that scene was hella weird with bucky like “go ahead sam...” like he wasnt friends with steve??? like he was really his best friend since childhood and everything and he was like oh you just go like you know you can BOTH go talk to him right???

cap really was just. so sexy in this. the hammer. the lightning. the scene in the elevator where he says heil hydra??? HES SO DAMN SMART AND HOT PLEASE!!! LET ME GET AT AMERICAS ASS!!!

also. i got REAL heated during the time travel talk for two reasons:

one: bruce was acting like he knew the rules of how time travel worked and what they should/shouldnt do. the whole POINT was that they werent sure how it would turn out like HUH

two: they really named off like 30 time travel movies. and they didnt include 13 going on 30. come ON that would have been funny. and you cant tell me that it would be a paradox bc of mark ruffalo bc in those 30 movies and the huge cast of the mcu theres no way there isnt any crossover of actors

and because we all hated it: joe russo you really should choke you want us all to suck your dick bc gAy rEpREseNtATiOn1!!! but your cameo was just bad

also idk i just thought it was really funny during tonys funeral that the kid from iron man 2 or whatever was just like. there. like i dont remember what he looks like i had to think back so hard like who the FUCK is this random dude

and his funeral was also funny bc everyone is dressed normally then it gets to okoye in her bomb ass slit top dress and i was like REALLY GET IT QUEEN!! fucking THEN carol is in her pantsuit and im like YES!!! BE THE FUCKIN HOTTIES AT THIS FUNERAL!!! GET IT GIRLS!!!

okay i think im done for now lmao if you read that all you are entitled to all of my possessions when i die

#endgame spoilers #marvel #avengers endgame #mine #this was supposed to post last night but tumblr mobile hates me

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thestarbirdfromtheashes · 5 years

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Let’s play a game because I’m in bagel deprivation

I love bagels.

Fanfic questionnaire!

1. What was the first fandom you ever wrote fic for? Quantum Leap

2. What was your very first ship? Uh, I guess Sam Beckett x a self-insert loool

3. What fandoms have you written for, and what were your ships in the fics? Quantum Leap (one very short story when I was in elementary school, Sam x OC & Al x OC, holographic luv) | Roswell (Max x Liz) | Dawson’s Creek (very short, Dawson x Joey) | Rebels (betcha all didn’t know that. Kanera in the fic, though I also ship Sabezra) | Harry Potter (Harry x OC, but I ship Harmonian) | Star Wars (OMG, so many. Obi-Wan x OC YES I WROTE PREQUEL FIC OKAY I WAS 15; Anidala tho tbh I’m kinda Obidala; Wedge x Qwi because I was trying to cope with how much I hated her; Wedge x self-insert OC; Wedge x Iella maybe? Luke x Mara; REBELCAPTAIN OMG; Luke x me when I was 13 okay; Luke x OC; I know there’s more but we don’t got all day) | Titanic (Rose x Jack) | Law & Order: SVU (Elliott x Olivia) | The Lord of the Rings (Frodo x OC, Eowyn x Aragorn (don’t hate)) | Sleepy Hollow (Ichabod x Katrina, very very short, written for a friend) | I’m sure there’s more. I’ve...written a lot of fic.

4. What ships do you tend to gravitate to? Apparently tragic??? Despite the fact that I like happy things and loveloveloooove romance and want people to be HAPPY and TOGETHER and ALIVE, basically all my ships are tragic. Idk why. (I would rather not explore that psychologically. I’ll just, uh, blame my parents or smth.)

5. Current OTP(s)? REBELCAPTAIN

6. Former OTP(s)? LMS. Luke x Mara. Effing love them. They will always be special to me. Timothy Zahn is the master. I was also pretty hardcore Elliott x Olivia back in the day.

7. What are the ships you will always love? Jyn x Cassian (Rogue One), Luke x Mara (Star Wars EU), Elliot x Olivia (Law & Order: SVU)

8. What do you think have been some of your best fic ideas? I really like “For Your Information,” where Jyn and Cassian meet before R1, and then it goes through the movie and beyond. I love “Come to Me,” where they’re undercover in a brothel. I feel like it’s very sexy. I still really love “Then,” my take on if the whole crew survived Scarif. I had a Harry Potter fic where Malfoy had a sister, and Harry became romantically involved with her before finding out. (I never got that far, though.)

9. What kind of fic do you most love to write? God, I love to write smut. I love slow burns and building up the tension. I love romance and falling in love and FEELS and all of it. I love people being in love. (I apparently also love angst???)

10. What do you dread writing? Action. Description. I just breeze right past that stuff because it’s not the focus of my work. Or my strength. At all. Haha.

11. What is a fic you would love to write one day? Not sure atm...

12. What’s a fic you wish someone else would write? Idk why, but I really want to see an M-rated camp counselors AU. I know nothing of being a camp counselor, but I just love the idea of the whole R1 crew (plus Han, Leia, Luke, and Lando) being camp counselors and Jyn and Cassian falling for each other. I also would like to see an AU either in-universe or modern where Jyn is Cassian’s protege, and it’s supposed to be hands-off but he falls for her (she’s already got a thing for her mentor, and Leia knows alllll about it). Anyone interested???

Now...TAG! @incognitajones @kotaface @melanoradrood @skitzofreak @sexyroguejedi @thereigning-lorelai @captainandors @leaiorganas @grexigone @cats-and-metersticks @ohstardustgirl @gloriouswhisperstyphoon @estherlyon @pingou7 @imsfire2

And if I forgot to tag you, please tag yourself! :D And then tag 10 friends!

#about me #fanfic questionnaire #hope you guys like this and have fun with it!

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penmansparadise · 7 years

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Dean Winchester Imagine Requested- A Bit of an Inconvenience

*I DON’T OWN ANY GIFS POSTED* *CREDIT TO OWNERS OF GIFS*

This imagine was requested by @attorneyl . Here is the request:

Hello could I make a request? Hopefully yes haha... Hmm, I was wondering about one where the reader and Dean are together and they are really best friends and he get injured after a hunt (maybe a broken arm. And Cas are out of the radar so he can't heal him) and the reader fix his car (he had teach her how a time ago) and he gets all happy because of it... Idk just thought of that and I guess it would ended up cute 😊

I’m sorry it took me so long to write it, but I hope you enjoy it!!

*WARNING* THERE IS MILD LANGUAGE USED *WARNING*

You sat with Bobby sipping on a cup of coffee in his dimly lit kitchen. The two of you always waited on Sam and Dean when they went out on hunts. Bobby knew you worried about them, especially Dean. Since you were children, the Winchester boys and yourself had been close. Sam was like a little brother to you and Dean, well Dean was a little more than a friend. Not only was he your absolute best friend, he just so happened to be your boyfriend as well. When the brothers decided to take on the supernatural together, although you were originally appalled by the idea, you eventually came around.

The warm liquid you sipped on slid down your throat heating up your insides. A quiet sigh fell from your lips as your eyes reluctantly peeked at the clock on Bobby’s stove. Bobby sent you a sympathetic look, “Don’t worry kid, those boys have dealt with far worse things.” You appreciated Bobby’s pathetic attempt at comfort, but it did not work. Your chest felt tight as you sat waiting anxiously at the table. You took another sip of coffee trying to calm your nerves when you heard the familiar groan of Bobby’s front door opening. Immediately, you stood up and raced to the entry way. Sam was standing in the cracked door with an exhausted look painted across his face. Dirt covered him from head to toe and his clothes were tattered. Your eyes surveyed his body for any injuries, but relaxed when you saw that he didn’t have any. “Thank God,” you began relaxing your shoulders, “I’m so glad you guys are back safe and unscathed.” Sam wrinkled his nose and gave you an uncomfortable look making your body tense again. “What’s going on Sam?” You asked tightly. Sam tilted his head to the side, “Well,” he said as he pushed the door open revealing Dean, “we are safe, but not unscathed.” Dean stood beside Sam with his left arm hung lazily in a sling. Your eyes grew wide, “DEAN!” You shouted before pushing Sam out of the way and examining your broken boyfriend. “What happened!?” You screeched as you tried to gently assess his injury. With his good arm, Dean took your hand in his making you turn to look at him. “I’m fine.” He said placing your hand back to your side, “It’s just a tiny fracture and the doctor said I’d be fine in a couple of weeks.” Worry sat on your face until suddenly anger took over. “Well where the hell is Cas!? He’s an angel, isn’t it his job to keep you safe!? Why couldn’t he just fix you up really quick or something!?” You shouted as you flailed your arms in exasperation. Dodging your swinging arms, Dean chuckled at how animated you were being. “It’s not his fault,” Dean began, “he’s busy which means I can’t reach him. That just means I have to heal like a normal person this time.” An irritated pout hung on your lips as you crossed your arms across your chest. Dean chuckled again before throwing his good arm around your shoulders and pulled you into his chest. “Come on baby girl,” he said placing a kiss on the top of your head, “let’s get some rest, we’re both tired.” You groaned in response as he led you upstairs to go to sleep.

The next morning, you woke up to an empty bed and the sound of metal hitting metal. You rolled out of bed and tried your best to look presentable. As you made your way down the stairs the sounds got louder and louder. When you made it to the living room you saw an irritated Bobby and Sam. Sam motioned to the door, “He’s been at it all morning.” You rolled your eyes and walked out to the salvage yard. When you rounded the corner, you saw Dean under the hood of his Impala trying his best to work with only one arm. “Son of a bitch,” he said as the tool he was using fell from his grip. You smirked and leaned against the side of the house watching your boyfriend. Sweat and grease mixed together on his face before dripping onto his white T-shirt. His jeans clinging to his hips were decorated with dirt and oil as were his dark boots. You bit your bottom lip as another slur of expletives fell from Dean’s lips. Placing your hands on your hips, you walked over to your desperate boyfriend. “You know,” you began catching his attention, “on a normal day I would just sit back and watch you fix Baby, but you seem to be struggling today.” Dean rolled his eyes before wiping his forehead, “I’m not struggling with anything Y/N.” You raised your eyebrows, “Really? Because since I’ve been out here you’ve dropped your wrench at least seven times.” Dean groaned in frustration as he plopped himself onto the bench behind him. “Okay!” He said throwing his hand up, “Maybe my broken arm is a bit of an inconvenience, but…” You silenced him by putting your hand up and walking over to the car and taking a look. “Carburetor needs to be repaired… again?” You asked sending Dean a questioning look. Dean, with a surprised expression, nodded, “Yeah, that’s exactly what needs to be done.” You scoffed as you began to pull your hair out of your face, “Easy,” you said, “I remember you showing me how to do this when we were like eight. I can have that done in probably two hours.” Before Dean could argue, you cut him off again, “You sit over there with your ‘inconvenience’ and watch a professional at work.” Dean chuckled and rolled his eyes again as you grabbed the needed tools and began to work.

Two hours later you hopped in the front seat of the Impala and turned the key in the ignition. The engine loudly roared to life sending a wide grin to your face. You jumped out of the car and looked to Dean. Oil covered your arms down to your fingers and sweat pooled on your forehead. He eyeballed you from head to toe as he moved closer to you, “Damn baby,” he said with a flirty smirk, “you’re pretty sexy when you’re all covered in sweat and oil.” You giggled and gave him a little shove, “Be quiet Dean, you should be thanking me.” He pulled you into his chest and kissed your forehead, “Thank you Y/N. Now,” he began making eye contact again, “what do you think about maybe taking Baby out for a test drive? See how well your work paid off?” You smiled as you pulled him into a quick kiss, “I think that sounds like a great idea.” He gave you another kiss before opening your door and allowing you to get in. Once the two of you were in the Impala, Dean started the engine. He sent you a little grin before peeling out of the salvage yard leaving only a cloud of dirt behind.

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wonderfulworldofwinchester · 7 years

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It isn't all bad...

Characters: Sam X Reader A/N: Thank you @danskusmile for sending this idea! It was fun to explore the possiblities. Still writing on a phone due to issues with my laptop so pardon the grammar errors and if any words contain random letters. Feel free to send ideas or requests :) Summary: Short reader is dating Sam, and thinks about all the things the height difference causes. Warnings: a smidge of Language, everyday struggles of being short, short jokes? Idk it's late. I'm tired haha You had your whole life to get used to being 'the short one'. It was no walk in the park, but you got by, kept pushing on anyway. It was the only way you knew. Even things as simple as shopping were a challenge. If you found something in your size, you almost always had to deal with a woman behind the counter that had a snarky comment to make, usually along the lines of "for you or your daughter". And almost everytime, you had to fight the urge to deck her, right then and there. Although if anything you had seen in the past had anything to say about it, people's reactions would be less scared or offended, and more 'aw so cute. It didn't matter that you could take out any number of peoples' worst nightmares, to look at, you were just cute, not threatening. More times than you cared to admit, you were mistaken for a child, which helped you get around certain things when hunting, but was really no fun when trying to pick up guys. The list just goes on and on. Can,t reach stuff, can't see over a fence, always getting lost in a crowd, and blah blah blah. The point is, you got used to it. You learned how to mostly get around those struggles. Until one day, you get a whole new set. You met one, Mr. Sam Winchester. Up til now, you knew you were short, but never just how short. His gigantic frame made you feel like a small child. You figured surely that was the reason Crowley called him Moose. After all he was about as big as one. You worked cases with the Winchesters for a while before you started dating Sam. Those cases were always fun, but some local yocal always had remark like 'wow he makes you look even shorter." Or "she makes you look reallyyy tall!" Yea thanks there paco, like we couldn't notice without you pointing it out. You always got pretty peeved when that sort of thing happened, and Sam found it to absolutely adorable when you did. He faound almost everything about you to be adorable. The day he knew he was done for, when he knew he had truly fallen for you, was the day a local cop pushed you just a little too far. The stupid asshole basically told you that you had no business in the line of work, that you couldn't handle it. That it would be best for you to just stand there and look cute while the adults do the talking. Let's just say that ended well for him. In a matter of seconds you had a man twice your size on the ground trying to tap out. "I'm sorry, you were saying?" You smirked as you let him go. A couple weeks after that, you and Sam started dating. That's when you realized that you had a new set of issues to handle. The guys you dated before had always beenbtaller than you, but no where near as tall as Sam. You had some adjusting to do. Over the course of dating Sam over the past few months, you became well acquainted with these struggles. You had a little inventory of them in fact. You could never keep up when walking with him. Constantly reminding him of you significantly shorter legs. You practically had to jog to keep up. One Sam step was like alteast 3 of yours. And you could forget going on a run with him. You can't do surprise kisses and all that cute shit, occasionally he is sitting and it makes it easier, but other than that, it was pretty much impossible. Well, kissing in general was quite a spectacle. Sam was stuck in some sort of half sqaut and you looked like a demented ballerina. Needless to say your favorite place was in the bunker was the stairs, where you could try eliminate some of the height difference. Hugging wasn't much less awkward. They were pretty much dad hugs. You looked like a little kid. There was no getting yoir arms around his neck, so there you guys were. Arms around his waist, and he was pretty much hugging your head. He also had a really bad habit of not holding things at a reasonable height when trying to show you something regarding a case. The words 'sam I can't see anything' were a regualr part of your vocab. Many time you wonder if you should just elbow him in the stomach to bring it down a notch. Don't even get you started on the unbelieveablt struggle that is eye contact. You could almost swear your head was tilted so far back that one movement of your eyes and you could be looking at the floor behind you. You paid a small price everytime you tried to maintain eye contact while he was standing, a kink in your neck for a little while. He was always either hiding stuff up high or just accidentally putting thinhs away on shelves that you couldn't reach, especially the food he gets on supply runs. It was a pain in the ass when you had to find something to climb on and risk breaking your neck, or wait for him to come home so he can get it for you. One of the hardest things was not being able to where his clothes. His shirts you could kind do, but you usually ended up looking less sexy, and more like a homeless hot mess. His sleep pants and sweats were out of the question, that is unless you wanted to break any number of bones when you tripped and fell flat on your face. His longs legs created peoblems all on their own. He took up all the legroom under the diner tables. You had to move the seat up feet, not inches when you drove a car after him. And it was down right comical to see him try to fit in your little car. You have to admit that even though you looked like a child compared to him and you were often mistaken for his little sister, it wasn't all bad. It still had it's perks. He always made you feel safe, always. His size alone, scared off any creeps. He was a shield from them, monsters, and even the sun. His height combined with your lack there of, meant you had a walking talking, shade tree. You never lost him in a crowd. Yes, while the hugs and kisses are sometimes awkward, they were also sweet. Afteall, you loved the forehead kisses. And as for the hugs, you had the best seat in the house to hear his heartbeat, which always made you feel safe, warm, and loved. You had your own personal assistant to reach things you couldn't. And well he was your excuse to not workout. You always say that it was double duty; walking with him was your cardio. You may not be able to just throw on his clothes like other girls, but you did learn a trick or two from magazines and youtube. They taught you how to make a cute sweetheart neckline dress out of his flannels and dress shirts. Which he found very sexy. So yea dating Sam came with its fair share of struggle, but it isn't all bad.

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imaginexsa · 7 years

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I Kissed A Boy (Dean x Reader)

A/N: Okay, this one is a little long because I got a little carried away while writing this haha😅 Anyways, this was fun to write, I just loved the idea of Dean exploring his inner gayness if you know what I mean😏 There is also implied sexy times so be warned ;) Enjoy!!

Request: Can you write a Dean one where you and the brothers were hunting a witch and before you guys kill the witch, she hits you with a spell that turns you into a guy and Dean doesn’t know why he feels equally sexually attracted to you as a guy when you were a girl and idk how to explain but yeah thank you btw love your blog!! :)

Warnings: slight cursing, homosexuality((sorta))

“I’ll go around back and you two take the front,” you said to the brothers as you pointed your gun to the side, showing them where you’ll go.

Sam and Dean nodded but Dean held your arm to stop you as you started walking, making you turn back to look at him questioningly. “Stay safe,” Dean said before letting go.

You nodded and gave him a small smile before heading to the back of the house. You and the Winchesters were hunting a witch and the three of you finally found her. When you found her, you really thought it was a fairytale coming to life, with the witch house in the middle of the forest, toads hopping about and crows.

God, how you hate witches. They were sneaky sons of bitches, with all their hex bags and curses. The brothers didn’t like them any less. You had started hunting with the Winchesters ever since they met you at Bobby Singer’s house, the three of you just clicked. Well, mostly you and Sam, you and the older Winchester were always at each other’s throats but the two of you seemed to have gotten over it and you somehow ended up liking him. You guess opposites really do attract.

Shaking your head, you walked up the steps to the back door, wincing at the creaky steps as you readied your gun before reaching out to place your hand on the doorknob. The moment you opened the door, you noticed the witch standing there but before you could react, she threw some kind of powder at you before bolting. You shut your eyes to prevent the powder from getting in as you coughed, feeling the powder go into your system. “Son of a bitch.”

You continued coughing as you wiped at your eyes, feeling a weird tingling sensation throughout your whole body. You felt everything around you spinning and you quickly grabbed the doorway to support yourself, trying to regain focus. After about five minutes, you heard shouting coming from inside the house before a gun shot sounded. Straightening up, your clothes suddenly felt really tight on you, your shoes too.

Trying to ignore the feeling, you took a step and heard something rip. You closed your eyes. “Oh god.”

You moved with difficulty and finally managed to shrug your leather jacket off and toe off your shoes as they were hurting way too much, holding the jacket in front of you to examine. You saw that the black leather jacket had ripped from the seams. You gasped as what caught your attention wasn’t the jacket but your hands. They didn’t look like your hands. They looked more…manly.

Reaching up, you tried to run your hand through your hair but winced as you heard another rip. Your hand touched your hair but you realized that you didn’t have your long hair anymore, it was shorter but long enough for you to slick it back and it staying put.

Taking in a breath, you felt the plait shirt restricting your movements so you decided, screw it as you unbuttoned the shirt all the way and removed the bra that felt incredibly tight. Looking down at your body, you realized that your breasts were gone and were replaced with flat yet solid pecs, you also had abs guys would die for. You suddenly froze, realization hitting you like a brick.

Oh. My. God.

You looked up as you heard a gun cocking, seeing the brothers look at you with their guns raised. Dean looked around before looking back at you, glancing at the torn-up leather jacket in your hand before shooting at you without any warning.

“Jesus!” You shouted as you managed to move to the side in time, the bullet barely grazing you. “What the hell is wrong with you, Winchester?!”

The tight jeans were making it very hard for you to move, by very, you meant that the button popped off as you heard the jeans tear. You also noticed how low your voice sounded, and god do you really sound as amazing as you think you do now?

“Who are you and where’s Y/N?” Sam asked as he heard his brother unlock the safety of his gun.

“I am Y/N!” You yelled, trying to throw your hands up but you heard the shirt rip again making you groan in frustration as you just removed the shirt so that you were shirtless. You looked at the shirt. “Oh, com’on, this was my favorite shirt.”

Dean frowned as he slowly locked the safety, eyeing you carefully, looking you up and down as he stared at your chest, going down to your now unbuttoned jeans and to your shoeless feet. “Y/N?”

“Yes,” you said through clenched teeth. “Now, can someone get me some clothes that can fit me?”

Sam and Dean shared a glance before looking back at you, Sam heading to the impala where he knew that all your duffel bags were. Dean continued staring at you as he tucked his gun in the waistband at the back of his jeans, walking to stand in front of you as he looked you up and down again.

You were now almost his height, your hair still your normal hair color but a lot shorter, it was messy as if you were pushing your hair back in frustration. Your body was lean and toned, you had a v-line dipping down below your jeans. Dean looked back to your face, your features were almost similar as before, but you looked more rugged, handsome. Don’t get him wrong, he was definitely attracted to you as a female but now that you were a male, he didn’t know what to think.

You felt a smirk tugging on your lips as you watched Dean. “What? Has your inner gayness been activated?”

Dean immediately looked away as he cleared his throat. “Uh, wh-what happened to you?”

You sighed tiredly. “I was coming up the steps and when I opened the door, the witch was there and threw some powered stuff on me and bam, I’m a dude.”

Dean raised a brow as Sam came back, tossing you one of Dean’s shirt, jeans and boxers as you were more of his size now. You raised the boxers up and looked to Sam. The younger Winchester shrugged and you told the brothers to turn around as you quickly removed the tight jeans and panties as you put on Dean’s clothes, trying to not think too much about having a dick now.

When you were done, you felt a hundred times better than you did a few minutes ago. You gathered all your things before walking past the brothers, feeling them follow behind you. You glanced back. “You guys think I’ll ever return back to my normal self?”

“We might have to ask Bobby about that, since we definitely can’t ask the witch,” Dean said as he nodded to the witch that laid dead in the living room. You sniffed as you turned away from the body and headed out of the house, your feet feeling empty without shoes.

“I’ll call Bobby,” Sam said as he pulled out his hand phone and punched in some numbers.

You mouth a ‘thanks’ as you fell into step with Dean. You nudged him lightly with your shoulder, making him look at you. You grinned. “One to ten, how much do you want to fuck me as a dude?”

Dean froze in his step as you laughed and stopped as well, Sam looking at the two of you weirdly as he talked to Bobby. You waved for him to walk ahead first as you faced Dean, seeing the man’s ears go red, making you laugh harder. You walked towards him and kissed him on the cheek which was a lot easier than last time as you had to tip toe but now you were around his height so it was easy. Shaking your head, you walked towards the impala, trying not to laugh as you heard Dean muttering under his breath.

“She’s a girl, she’s a girl, she’s a girl.”

“So, Bobby said that it’ll probably last for 24 hours,” Sam said as the three of you stepped out of the impala and headed to a motel.

You groaned before stretching, feeling someone’s eyes on you. You turned to face Dean but he looked away and headed to the trunk of the impala where the three of you took out the duffel bags.

You had your own room while the brothers had their own room, the usual, but now you were sitting on a chair in the Winchesters’ room as you sipped on your beer, watching the TV, the sound of Sam showering in the background. Glancing back where the beds were, you saw Dean leaning against the headboard with his legs stretched in front of him, ankles crossed as he watched you.

Smiling, you turned to face him, placing the beer on the table as you rested your elbow on the table, your chin on your hand. “You rarely check me out this much, you must really like me as a guy, huh?”

Dean grumbled as he took a swig of his beer. “Shut up.”

You continued looking at him, the smile still on your face. “Have you ever kissed a dude?”

Dean looked surprised by the question before he frowned. “Nope, never will.”

“Even me?” You asked, watching Dean’s jaw drop. You didn’t know if it was because now you were a different gender or if it was because of all the exciting events from today that was making you act this bold.

Dean licked his lips and you stood up, slowly walking towards him, Dean eyeing your every move. You watched as he placed his beer on the nightstand, straightening up slightly. You leaned one hand beside his head as you moved to straddle his thighs. Dean gulped as he stared at you.

You leaned forward until you were close enough to feel his breath against your lips. Oh, how you waited for this very moment. You felt Dean’s hands reaching up to rest on your hips and you smirked as you leaned forward more and brushed your lips against his.

“This is so weird,” Dean said under his breath.

You chuckled as you ran one of your hand through his short hair. “You’ve really never been with a guy before?”

“Never,” Dean replied immediately, looking at you with dark eyes. “You’re a chick.”

You laughed again. “Yes, I’m a chick but now, anatomically, I’m a dude.”

Dean watched you before he let out a growl. “Screw it all.” He reached a hand behind your neck and pulled you down, smashing your lips against his. You responded immediately, kissing him back with the same passion.

When the two of you pulled apart, you felt your jeans getting tighter in a certain region and you licked your lips. “So, repeating my previous question, one to ten, how much do you want to fuck me as a dude?”

Dean watched as your tongue dart out and trailed over your lips, him leaning forward and nibbling your lower lip. “Ten.”

You chuckled and leaned forward to kiss him, the two of you completely forgetting about the younger Winchester as he stepped out of the bathroom, gasping as he saw the scene in front of him. Sam immediately covered his eyes. “Com’on!”

You and Dean quickly pulled apart as the two of you looked at the younger Winchester. You nodded towards the table. “My keys are on the table.”

Sam groaned as he snatched his duffel bag off his bed, glaring at the two of you. “You guys owe me.” He shook his head and left. “Oh, my god, I need to bleach my eyes.”

You laughed as you leaned down again and kissed Dean, seeing his eyes twinkle. “Shall we continue?”

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isitovers · 5 years

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1) Fiona, I’m so, so, so, so sorry this has been so long!! I thought I’d actually have this one done fairly quickly because I read it so quickly but then I just had trouble getting my thoughts down??? Idk haha but this has made me really realise how hard it must be for you to actually write things when you’re stuck. But anyway here we are now. Chapter 7, here we go!! We’re up to the big one. So many good things happen in this chapter that I’m just gonna dive in straight away.

2) In the first scene and finally, finally he goes for it! Yay! I love how after torturing us in the last chapter you just immediately have them go for it in this chapter. They’re in central park (#haylorland) and they’re just having fun when he decides to kiss her and I love that it happens like that. As much as I love all the big romantic moments where it would’ve been perfect for them to have their first kiss, this completely normal moment is so much better.

3) And he comes out with the ‘I love you’ right away because what’s the point in pretending?? Then they basically run back to her car so they can make out properly, the horny bastards! The first time I read this story when she asked him to stay I thought for sure they were gonna fuck on their very first night of being a couple and I was like damn!! But then they just make out, which is actually very intimate. And they tell each other how much they love each other

4) and how long they’ve had feelings for each other! And even though he says it, I still don’t think Taylor grasps quite how long Harry’s been in love with her. But anyways the next morning scene is so cute and I can just picture the giddy grin he had on his way to work. Also shout out to Taylor, because I would be pissed at anyone who’s alarm woke me up earlier than I needed to be, no matter how good their dick is.

5) Although, I must say, I find it incredibly rude that Jared was out sick this day in particular. I would’ve loved to have seen his reaction to this development that he correctly predicted (eventually lol). The lunch with Karlie was cute (do we kiss in front of other people or not??) and it must have been a relief for her who had been working her ass off to try and make it happen. I mean honestly how frustrating it must’ve been for her to watch them dance around each other for so long

6) and not be able to actually do anything. And Taylor’s birthday party is so sweet! And Austin?? I love Austin so much. Love that they showed up wearing similar things. It’s so cute! Although, if I were their friends and I saw that I’d probably hate them lol. Shout out to Emilia for that Birthday gift though! I’m sure Harry and Taylor could have fun with that vihiugugy but also like really, Taylor could totally use it.

7) I feel like all their friend’s probably weren’t that surprised by them getting together. Like everyone saw it coming. It does make me wonder who told Sam. And what his reaction was. Lowkey wish he’d been at the same club or something just for the drama lol. But anyway, Taylor and Harry on the dance floor and on the couch?? Jesus. I respect that they wanna wait a couple of weeks to finally do it but god damn those two need to fuck bbhudbuidneh.

8) I was laughing when he just walked back to Austin and the others with lipstick all over his mouth though. How awkward. But I love that they get along! Also weird note, but I feel like people forget that Austin exists?? Like you never really hear fans talk about him but he’s always been so supportive. Which is good, because in the story he’s gotta put up with a lot of shit. Like having to witness Harry and Taylor’s gross lovey dovey stage.

9) As someone with siblings, I can only imagine how uncomfortable that must be for him. Luckily, they leave him alone for a while so they can go on their first date! Which is adorable! And perfect for them! Anyway, this scene is really cute and I love that Harry clearly went to so much effort to find something that Taylor would like. Although, I’m not sure a cat cafe would meet all the health and safety protocols, I love it so much.

10) And the fact that their first date is something small and intimate is perfect for them. And then we have Taylor’s actual birthday, which Harry goes like all out for! I mean a typewriter, flowers, and iceskating?? That sounds pretty good to me. For the last part I was just picturing the night changes video though jsedhi. It just makes my heart warm that he’s trying so hard even though they haven’t been dating long.

11) Then again, I get the feeling that he would’ve tried this hard whether they were together or not. And then later they get to have a bit of fun lol. I kind of love that they’re enjoying just taking things slow but at the same time they’re only human. Bitches be horny and after so many months I can’t really blame them. Now, I don’t really know how to review a smut scene but it was amazing. Like the general build up (lol) from the making out to something more.

12) He wasn’t planning on asking for anything else but he couldn’t help himself. And it’s not like she didn’t want anything more. Not to be too graphic but I loved when he first felt her and realised she was a hell of a lot more turned on than he realised. And like I don’t know if this sounds weird but you write these types of scenes really well. Like it feels so intimate but still fun?? And I’m glad Harry finally got some action himself. Something to keep him going when he’s in the UK.

13) But also rip Austin because he definitely heard Harry and is going to need a lot of therapy. Then just a couple of days later, Harry’s off to the UK! I sympathise with Harry on his plane journey, we’ve all been there. I love that he’s wearing a Columbia jumper because he’s a cheesy a little shit and that Gemma calls him out on it. Also just wanna say that i love Gemma Styles a whole lot and I love their relationship as well.

14) And ok, I feel like I haven’t really mentioned it yet but I love the friendship between the 1d boys and Ed. It’s sad because I don’t really think they’re very close anymore but we can pretend in fanfiction! Hvdfihiuhfib I love all the little descriptions of their night out via the morning after so you just have little moments to piece together. Like Harry having a random bit of his hair cut off, them playing in a playground, and the drunk texts. Oh god, the drunk texts.

15) He was so embarrassed by them that I feel like they’d have to be really quite explicit and I low-key wish you had written exactly what he said but I also love that we were left to imagine it for ourselves. Personally, I think he probably said something about all the times he’s gotten himself off while she was next door doing various things lol. Anyways, I bet Taylor actually probably secretly loves that stuff. But other than that, i just loved seeing Harry let loose with his friends.

16) And straight after that we get Christmas with the Styles family! Which is adorable of course! And I love that Harry and Taylor organised a little Skype date so they could open their gifts together. And I LOVE what Taylor got Harry. Especially because I think so many of the songs on rumours give off such haylor vibes. And the idea of Taylor getting a new vinyl for Harry every Christmas is very sweet. Then of course things get a bit sexual because they really can’t help themselves uhidyugyu.

17) I love that Taylor was willing to wear sexy underwear under her onesie just for this Skype date lol. And Taylor can be shy all she wants but I think even if her parents were in the house she’d be into doing stuff with Harry (shout out to that fic you were talking about not that long ago about Taylor being friends with Gemma and spending Christmas with the Styles). I love the next scene as well. It might be because I just like drama but I love the conversation he has with his mum.

18) Like it’s weird because 4 years isn’t really that much of an age gap but at the same time, it is. Like potentially they could be on completely different pages for this relationship or they could completely be on the same page. It depends. But the only way they’re going to find out is if they talk about it but Harry’s not ready for that yet. Then we definitely have an important scene with Ed. Look, I know very little about the music business so I have no idea if the stuff with Ed is accurate.

19) But the possibility of opening for Ed on a tour would be pretty great. And it’s exactly the kind of thing he’d need to really get into the music business. And he’s gonna have to decide if he really wants it. Also, it was especially nice of Ed to ask since he doesn’t have any of his own songs yet lol. His reunion with Taylor at the airport is so, so sweet. And they’re going to Times Square for the ball drop?? That’s so sweet but also I’m gonna cry because of #haylor.

20) I kind of love how you have a few of the things that happen here match up with things that happened in real life. And I kind of love that even if they haven’t said it, they both know what they’re going to end up doing later lol. And not to jump the gun but since Harry so desperately wants to, I think in the future at some point, you should totally do a fic where they fuck in a car bjhbjhbdjhb. And speaking of fucking; they finally do.

21) I feel kind of bad because I’m making it seem like this entire story is just leading to them doing it ksdhuichisu and it’s not but also they’ve been waiting a mighty long time. And again, Fiona, you are so good at writing these scenes. Like I can just feel the love coming out of them. And not to be too creepy but I always really love how you write oral bits ajddb I’m saying too much but idk you’re just good at it.

22) And I love that as lustful as they’ve been with each other their first time was really about how much they love each other. The last scene is perfect too! They seem to spend a lot of their day having sex but you know what? They’ve earned it. And harry seems pretty determined to get her to orgasm as many times as he can. What I really love in the last scene though is when he reads some of her journal and it is so, so clear how she feels about him.

23) Especially the fact she has a list of all the songs she’s ever heard him singing. Ok, so that’s chapter 7! Much less drama and a whole lot more sweetness. The payoff if you will. And I loved every second of it. I’m sorry it took me so long to write this, Fiona. I just really had trouble focusing enough to write. But I do love this chapter and I wanted to get it done before lover (the album) came out. And now I get to read the next chapter! Yay!

first off I just gotta say I’m so sorry for how long it’s taken for me to answer this!! I really needed to just step back for a bit and with the album coming out I ended up missing this so I’m sorry!! but I’m here now so let’s go!

I had the way they would finally get together picked out for ages before I actually got up to it. I think because he thought about it so much, and she’s such a romantic person, that it would’ve made so much sense to have a proper Big Romantic Moment, but I really just wanted it to be an accident. one of them was gonna slip up and say something eventually, plus it kind of took the nerves away from either of them actually creating a moment. and central park was always going to be the perfect setting for it!

everything that happens after though was kind of tricky to timeline, since I’d also already planned in advance for nye to be their first time, but he was going back home for christmas, but I needed them together before he left, so I was just ???? adhfakjf I’m glad it seemed to all work out in the end!

I’d forgotten how karlie found out lmao that was another surprise I loved writing! plus austin, I feel bad for him. I feel bad for making him sit through all their extra™ stages of just becoming a couple, but also, I regret nothing.

her birthday was a lot of fun and you’re right, he definitely would’ve tried hard regardless of whether or not they were actually together at the time, but it made him try extra hard to impress her. their matching outfits when they were out with their friends was unnecessary but it was nice just to show their similarities? emilia's gift was interesting lmao and something she really could've done with earlier (sorry sam!)

also the cat café was such a dream first date! I can't remember the exact café I based it on, I just quickly looked it up again and I think it was either koneko or meow parlor. it doesn't really matter but I just like throwing in some actual research here and there to show I'm not just winging the entire thing ahdjdjjd

then we're back in the uk and it's such a different trip compared to what it would've been like before taylor. he's actually happy in new york, and then going back home is more of refreshing. I love gemma too and I loved getting to play out more of their relationship, same with ed and the 1d boys. honestly, piecing together their night out that way was so much easier than actually writing it ahdjdjk so sure it was the simple way out but also I like giving you reading the opportunity to fill in blanks however you want to! the imagination is a powerful thing which is exactly why again I didn't specifically say what he texted her djfkdk I really didn't think I could come up with something that would've done it justice! you're welcome to make it as dirty as you want lmao

christmas was so sweet and I'd forgotten that she said she would get him a vinyl every year which is so cute! it was probably best for their families that they weren't together for their first christmas since they would've been all over each other (which austin already knew shdjsjd) but anne did make a good point that maybe in the future they would want different things. it was only early days, but they'd both been hurt before. it was good for him to be reminded that it was a conversation that they would need to have

I haven't got a clue how the music industry works but not knowing hasn't stopped me from writing before! it's probably not accurate but it's how I wanted things to progress for him so that's how we rolled with it

new year's was really the perfect way to end the chapter because of the sense of new beginnings and how already they were so comfortable in their new relationship, it could only get better. I think if I'm remembering right, I added in things that linked to what happened in real life (the iconic ball drop!!) because I wanted it to be that fic. I didn't think I would write anything like that again. so I poured everything into it really!

ajdjdkd honestly I'm so glad you say this like I enjoy writing those intimate scenes, it's fun, but I have no idea what I'm really talking about and I'd pretty much die if anyone I actually knew knew I wrote stuff like that. I go through phases of thinking I'm awful at it, but I've read plenty of other fics and writing guides (which are helpful for anyone else who wants a bit of a nudge with their writing!) and I know I like it at least lmao. it's all about confidence really! so thank you for saying this, I sometimes really wonder whether I'm any good at that aspect

and thanks so much again for sending all this, you know I love it!! there's no need to apologise, take however long you need to. I hope you've enjoyed lover and the next chapter! I know I loved writing this one

#sorry this took so long!!#i love all of this and i love this chapter #idk if this is coherent ahdjd i hope so #writing is hard #anonymous #answered

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