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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 3: the sunken tomb OR
turns out it was actually time to eat. NOW it's time to cry.
"your offerings grow ever smaller" that's what happens when you EAT EVERYTHING
GOD lance reddick is a scary motherfucker
skipping the intro is a war crime
pike :(
"emon was the first place that accepted us" and banned you from all of its bars
I know this is vax being overly cautious but also do NONE of you know well enough to check the ice first
(does vax have bad vibes bc he keeps seeing the raven queen)
"a BIRD? how does THAT help??"
matching twinsie faces again
"what the shit just grabbed me" mirelurk king
"we're just full of secrets" mala: that's why her horns are so big
backstory campfire time
I need people who haven't watched the stream to know that this was the exact reaction they had to the name in real life. like these are direct quotes.
that has to be the deck of many things, right
BEARD
I had to explain to my roommate why it was a big deal that grog got a beard lmao
"do not go far from me" lays in the floor and cries about it
fuck syldor, all my homies hate syldor
"of course you and your diluted brother know nothing of elven culture" AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT
"I'm not great with water yet" [violent flashbacks to kraken fight]
"uh beadie, this one's a pull" fucking doors
"FOUND A TRAP"
kash stop flirting with keyleth she has anxiety
(stop flirting with keyleth it makes vax sad)
baby_vax.exe has stopped working
is there still gonna be a beholder down here somwhere
mirelurks
"more adaro" right, mirelurks
I like that pike can summon and dismiss her armor, that would have helped in the campaign
(clank clank clank clank)
grog just rage-growing his beard back
vex be a lesbian later
trinket as a war mount
hey grog. grog you okay buddy.
vax threw that dagger as soon as he stepped in the room
confirm target, we don't know her
this copyright-avoidant version of wipeout
"yep, he fell off"
"where are kash and zahra, we can't leave without them" are you sure about that
and then the temple ate them and they were never heard from again
vax is actually justified here, they have nearly died to six different traps
grog slooooowly reaching for the button
vax: everybody STOP FUCKING MOVING
pickle :D
percy no
percy No
vex no
vex you don't know shit about checking for traps
or magic
you can't even remember to do hunter's mark
her ears twitched when she heard vax, thank you animators for my life
quoth my original liveblog: DEATH IN DEATH GOD TEMPLE DON'T GOOD
the animation bump specifically for vex's lifeless face, thanks for that
I know what's gonna happen and this is still a mean cliffhanger
this is exactly why they made this episode 3, bc matt loves a fucking cliffhanger
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can't believe we have to cancel the fey realm for being anti-vax
#the legend of vox machina#critical role#spoilers#crititag#lovmtag#q#I'm the only person who has ever made this joke ever
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skinny gilmore isn't real, he can't hurt you
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legend of vox machina watch party episodes 1-3: billfrito
why does all the amazon lovm merch look SO BAD
let laura bailey run your merch department amazon
amazon merch: focus-tested, advertiser friendly, bland
cr official merch: laura bailey wanted a thing so she made it, superior, personal
matt: I play The Entire Rest Of The World
are they already drunk or just goofy
the eternal question
"tall and lovely" literally nobody remembers sam is tall
djfskj he matches the sofa
GILMORE-SCENTED
oh HE'S already drunk
"that's five more trinkets than ever appear in the show"
travis in the calamity merch
aw, but mica's speech
I have absolutely forgotten how to use the watch party
oh right I don't get video until twitch says I get video
EPISODE ONE
"what could go wrong"
"I don't know what that means"
see, even this has better quality than the actual prime video player
"everybody be quiet I'm talking"
75k?!
I mean it makes sense but also that's A Number
"it's sleeping gas"
Nickelodeon Presents Legend of Vox Machina
WIZARDS
well she's a sorceror but WIZARDS
I was really hoping liam would be in this one but I'm beginning to understand why he's not
can you imagine
mb next time for maximum trauma
"that was my child" "sam's kids die all the time in this show"
"and then this happens"
THORDAK
I didn't notice the lens flare in the city shot beforeeeeee
"I don't wanna say yes until I know what happens" that's amazing
"don't let your shop fall on you next time"
"freak-ass"
I love that travis watches the reaction videos
"we should get rid of that"
Just A Broom™
"if the spork doesn't work you have no choice"
"no horses were harmed"
oh WOW
give them all raises
animation should win cinematography
Sam's Kids Watch
I still regret the loss of Kiki's friendship with the Sun Tree
s a m
"and it makes for really great desktop wallpapers"
"buildings were still…up"
"when I did it in their imaginations"
OH SHIT I want THAT for a wallpaper
these are fucking gorgeous
FLORIDA DRAGON
"I'm from there, I can say that"
I enjoy so much that matt has just leaned into wearing comfy pants to every event
jesus
the scrawlings of a madman
Big Dragon is Big
mica
who is that skinny motherfucker
THERE'S gilmore
I don't know who that other guy was. dark gilmore.
skinny gilmore isn't real, he can't hurt you
"I'm dying, show me your tits"
ahhh sketchy thordak
"big mistake giving sunil a catchphrase"
"remember when TVs had dials? I don't, I wasn't alive then"
travis is already in despair
y'all know what you were getting into when you let her host again
did travis just go "have fun storming the castle"
EPISODE TWO
it is nice to hear dani
"the internet is still just a concept"
will!!
the persistence of my crush on will friedle is astounding
ABC's TGIF veterans sound off
"someone had to design this!"
Ethereal Butt Scoops
will
"you're in this one!" "I know, I've heard"
Australian Accent Guy
I have not sat down and tried to hear the main cast in the background yet
there you go, it was Caduceus, but not For Real Caduceus, just Easter Egg Caduceus
"the armor looks a lot like Kima's armor!" "yeah, imagine that"
"we had to change it, the first take she was watching The Boys"
She
"if you put a backwards hat on [kashaw] it would fit"
He
STABBY WHEELCHAIR
memelords
matTHEW
josh turner, she's talking about josh turner
spoilers will
I love that they get to record together again but I
will's first ever animated swear!
terry deserved to swear lbr
"that was horrible" "it was fun!"
he's just so proud of himself. and so wrong.
"okay byeeee"
ONE PERSON did all of this?!
osysa's facial animation is so fucking good
sassy arrogant woman on sassy arrogant woman violence
memelords
victor!
taliesin just sneezed somewhere
Bill Frito
ART
aww, them coming up with story for kash and zahra just 'cause they could
OSYSA CONCEPT ART
why is there an audio desync when I have my headset off but not with it on
I'm unfortunately having to use this as a break to check on my kid
I desperately need Victor Award Speech
I don't even care if it's just a Victor Laugh at the end. I need this.
I Saw Green Once
"oh he's a dick!"
"you really crafted the perfect fuckboi"
ANIMATED CALAMITY???
MATT IF IT'S ANIMATED CALAMITY YOU HAVE TO TELL ME OTHERWISE IT'S ENTRAPMENT
"please get out"
I need my kid's pancreas to quit fucking up so I can put my headset back on, I missing so much crosstalk orz
DANI CARR 👏👏👏
it ain't called chaos couch for nothin
professionalism, we don't know her
"no we got a few more bits"
will did you not catch my TGIF shoutout earlier, I absolutely remember dial-up
EPISODE THREE
"that's the head of the CCP" M A T T H E W
justice for dexter the cute dragon
Skipping the Intro Is A War Crime
"who did that? I hope he's awesome" "yeah about that"
"tieflings are so cool" "just tieflings, not that other asshole"
will's shirt is doing an optical illusion on the picture in picture
"like taking the laugh track out of mash" that's a really good analogy actually
forever in awe of travis' ability to hit that pitch
I changed my twitter name to 'do not go far from me' bc I chose violence
[psychonauts 1 voice] YOU, tree-sitter!
I still cannot hear troy baker here, I am ashamed of myself
"he's a bit of an ass, you've got this"
"complete with traps" "SPOILERS"
I do love zahra's face there
"this is just travis as a player" noted Big Red Button addict travis willingham
"stay away from her! get a job!" dslkfjls
I wondered how much of this was or wasn't from kith and kin, I haven't had the chance to read it
I'm absolutely in awe of foley artists
I always felt like travis was living vicariously through grog with the beard, since he had to shave his for mocap work at the time
"I think your beard is evil!"
"'cause mary sucks in real life and I'm the nice one"
"there's never a time when they just turn around and go home" this is why Campfire Cooking In Another World is excellent, the protagonist is just like "no 🥰"
still in love with vex's little ear twitch
the way they all just went SILENT
"I don't wanna cry on national television"
you are not immune to liam o'brien
"you spelled my name 'troy baker'"
nope, no pokeball yet
(they are definitely not allowed to call it a pokeball) (I am under no such restrictions)
"that was definitely on purpose"
"we should finish those episodes"
"JUST MAKE THIS ONE BLACK AND WHITE"
I'm torn btwn "ha ha funny d&d wife jokes" and "that's actually important to communicate before it has the CHANCE to be a problem"
oh SHIT this concept art
"control water moses style"
"the damned missionaries showed up"
"their dicks are teeth"
NOT THE XENOMORPH
"do not make fanart of that"
matt if you get to say that out loud fcg gets to have a flesh tongue
"hashtag - " "NO"
grog and bacon edge was a+
that time he made scanlan drown out him in the outhouse so he could talk to it
"oh no we all share one brain cell, this is horrible"
matt say the names out loud before you get to the table, I've been saying this for years
CR 13 Pedobear
"obsessed with that" "you should not be"
"I showed these episodes to my kids" sam no
Dark is Not Evil
oh right kestrel came up with marisha's space frog
"we're gonna show up and talk behind you"
the episodes drop three hours before critrole for me, rip my thursday nights
drop the video will. will drop the video. will.
"I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE"
"iono" "MATTHEW"
OH THE NECKLACE
them threatening matt until he picks a voice to do
"WHO'S SCRATCH KASH"
their dream guest stars have a habit of just being their guest stars
Bill Frito Can Do Anything
mica are you talking abo - you're talking about your dad
"I cannot do that."
ROBBIE
I miss him
that's right, will nuked all his socials
(good for him)
"you can" "get fucked"
mica just going "END"
#crititag#lovmtag#critical role#the legend of vox machina#liveblog#reaction post#spoilers#watch party#tlovm watch party
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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 5: pass through fire OR you are not immune to marisha ray
I knew that was zephra!
vilya! with both legs!
(voiced by korra's actress!)
baby keyleth!
(voiced by sam's daughter!)
keyleth's little ponytail
"we were made to pass through fire" cool I'm already crying
"you look more mature" "I'm going to take that as a compliment. because of how mature I am."
all those sticks fall on percy's head
keyleth thinking she's being perceived as a burden/annoyance and immediately shutting down
marisha has always described her as a gifted kid growing up into an awkward, anxious adult and this episode just REALLY highlights that
Bacon Edge
I'm SO GLAD we got this scene
roommate: why does [grog] talk like that
me: he has an intelligence of 6
I like their little windbreak they made for the cave
raven mom please let him sleep
mala: how does he pee. the show has to answer this question eventually.
I fucking love grog and pike
so glad the broom isn't essentially a joke item this time
"scanlan! you're a birdie!"
"we don't have time for this" was the subtitle of the first campaign
"keyleth would drop everything to help us" and has!
"especially you" my heart
keyleth's dad has a voltron-ass design
ah yes, competent women here to save us
"we can certainly try" she said the thing
"I am VERY FLAMMABLE"
love vex's expressions when allura bamfs in
baby allura!
wasn't there someone in kraghammer that was part of their group? or am I misremembering bc I refuse to watch kraghammer again
('why won't you watch kraghammer?' that's where the onion man lives)
I said I was gonna gush about this and I'M GONNA I've never gotten to hear marisha really Act (yes the stream but roleplay is different and also audio quality) and she DECIMATED me here. I started tearing up preemptively.
like everything from "I'm sorry dad" on just. I am in the floor. I live in the floor now. I am not allowed to leave the floor.
me: let vax live
mala: I mean he very much does not. you know he doesn't.
me: IN THE MEANTIME
outfit! forehead shiny!
that callback
I can hear robbie now with my fancy headset but I fully did not before
keyleth's dad ships it
korrin: date the stinky one
LESBIANS
elves (derogatory)
trinket looks so proud of himself
I can't believe they hand-painted the reflections on the dragons. like what the fuck. give all the animators a raise.
THIS BITCH
the credits song is the Outhouse At The End of the World song
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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 6: into rimecleft OR album drop when
YOU get a flashback and YOU get a flashback and YOU get a nightmare
nightmare/flashback value combo
they used up their entire blood budget in this one scene
okay wait no wait I know this is very serious and traumatizing but also I just
should the sword have been sitting naked next to pike anyway, that feels like a good way to cut yourself in your sleep
grog's expressions are great here
percy giving vex his jacket ❤
Let Pike Speak Challenge
"a temple. an old one." "aren't they all?" "not this old." old as balls
percy done with sphinx bullshit
lovm!vox machina getting the name off the bat while stream!vox machina is in the background fighting for their lives
osysa saying "it wounds me" was a hint
sphynxness
percy reaching out like he wants to stop vex and vax just shoulder-checking the fuck out of him
"brawn's not really my thing" neither are brains most of the time
CRAVIE
grog in a toxic relationship with his sword
"a heavy burden, being the matron's champion. fortunately for you, you won't live long enough to feel its weight." accurate but hurtful
the perc'halia crumbs in this episode
keyleth said the fuck word
pike thinking scanlan's just being a coward
and he is, a little bit, bc it's scanlan, but also
I called out grog earlier but all of the facial expressions this episode are so good
you made that big man cry
I'm glad scanlan gets a real character arc here, it's already much more satisfying than in the stream
roommate: oh thank god it shrank down to his size
"feels like a drug trip" keyleth immediately: fey realm
grog's reluctance is just travis desperately mentally begging matt not to come for his backstory next
FLORIDA DRAGON
kamaljiori like THAT'S MY GNOME, I DON'T KNOW YOU
that shot of the dust clearing as umbrasyl comes for vex & scanlan 🤌 🤌 🤌
umbrasyl running away with scanlan like a kitten with a piece of plastic
narratively, this gives scanlan a personal stake he didn't really have before. right now in this moment it makes me really sad.
the subtitle says "but he's" but I'm 90% sure it's pike calling grog "buddies" bc she uses the plural for him and I have never understood why
I was not expecting grog to make me cry until "fix him" but HERE WE ARE
the credits song is a sad instrumental of the Osysa song and I'm mad about it. how dare you Leaves From The Vine me like this.
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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 4: those who walk away OR watch this and then go listen to 'willing' by jake and gina smith
I am going to 🌟suffer🌟
'nochi isn't this the third time you've seen it' MAYBE
(fourth time, actually, I noticed my roommates watching when I started this and I watched it with them instead)
god I love the young!twins designs
see that looks gross but that's just how you skin squirrels
bear :(
trinket trying to chew his way loose :(
"what are you going to do, raise a damn bear?" correct
vax ten years later: don't talk to me or my two-ton nephew ever again
billing liam o'brien for my therapy
I found the stuff with kash's patron godwife whatever really interesting but I 100% understand why they cut it here
her claw cracking the rez bubble was very cool ngl
not the soulbond, that's not fucking fair
"holy shit, I'm amazing"
THE BUTTONS LOOK LIKE RAVEN EYES
I hate that I noticed this but scanlan's chest hair disappears when he walks into the camera
percy keeping vex steady as they leave 🥺
BIG RAVEN MOM
[zemnian voice] UP
"they wouldn't even know what to do with a vestige" would you??
ah yes, beholder with the serial numbers filed off
it's a behelder. totally different.
this is an Extremely Inconvenient time to have a Battle at The Center of the Mind
he is having a Battle at the Center of the Here
ricochet is cheating
"not gonna make a tentacle joke?" "too easy"
pikelan crumbs
I have a Thing about visibly broken bones, this is not an exception
roommate: alright deku
oh I just noticed the tree behind them is full of birds
this is the moment vax became a menace to matt personally
action action action bonus action
vax: I don't want to hear it right now
percy: shame. anyway -
POKEBALL
"I got an ass that won't stop"
"you know what I bet would fit in it nicely?" "ME" wait your turn
I did not care for that fucking screamer AT ALL
how could crcw not prepare me for this
THIS BITCH
you're not supposed to be here until marquet, wtf are you doing
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I'm trying something.
Namely, full recaps of episodes of The Legend of Vox Machina. Less in-depth than a full transcript, but moreso than my usual liveblogs. Think Critical Recap, but Longer. And illustrated!
I've done the first episode as a preview, here on my site. If I continued it would probably end up being tied to something like Patreon or Ko-fi. So I'd appreciate it very much if you'd pop over there, read that thing, then come back here and deposit your opinion into this handy poll.
Thank you 💙
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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 8: echo tree OR more like incel tree amirite
sam is the "nice melons" npc bc of course he is
imagine the twins using their old tricks to duck the guards and it doesn't work bc that was over a decade ago
hello Elf Guard Matt
"we're his children" (derogatory)
"I've known many people with money and titles. They are definitely not worth you."
VELORA
the twins are not immune to velora and neither am I
"your father will be pleased to see you" I doubt that
"if you'd notified me you'd be gracing us with your presence" has this man never heard of an emergency
"if you've come for my money - or my goats - I don't have any!" wilhand
"real vestments!" I don't know why that's so adorable to me but here we are
"did you forget to eat??" eating is one of the three things grog actually knows how to do
"hi, pop-pop. I fucked up" me every time I call my parents
"what can syngorn do for you?" directed very specifically at percy, fuck everybody else
oh I just realized he's probably shitty about keyleth too, since she's also a half-elf
a second-generation half-elf, at that
my partner: does he not realize vax is wearing deathwalker's ward
me: he doesn't care, that's human shit
"do you have any idea the burden your sudden arrival has caused my family?" I regret to inform you that this is in fact also your family
and now we know what role vex played in this emotional abuse hellpit
"you might just wanna avert your eyes" she literally confirmed that grog's dick didn't get acided off for him
if that's how scanlan 'works both ends' I am terribly sorry for any of his partners
it took me three watches to realize he's whistling Pull My Beads Of Love
percy spending that whole meeting trying desperately to figure out which House he could give to Vex without Cass shanking him
"what does 'fuck you' mean?" little pitchers have big ears
(didn't they on-purpose teach her the word 'shit' in the campaign)
if we get byroden flashbacks are they gonna be exu-compliant
"somehow I feel like it hurt me more" relationships! with! abusive! parents! are! complicated!
ew, tree gunk
he finally called her stubby, I can die happy
I knew where they were going as soon as he said "stimulation"
big "not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate'" energy
I enjoy Transition Frog
garmelie: don't submit to his voice
vex, already extremely emotionally compromised: ✔✔
look, I don't claim to be a perfect parent, but I don't think I could look at something a child made for me with their own two tiny little hands and just casually break it in front of them
not even just my child. any child.
yeah, come to think of it, even vax doesn't Get It, bc he never wanted syldor's approval, or at least got over the want very quickly.
(fun fact, every time I type or say "syldor" I have to force myself not to say "isildur"
look at this. this is insane. I'm obsessed with this shot.
the feywild is using all of percy's black powder, he better hope victor survived.
I'm glad we got the "if I could pull the blood of him from my veins" line but it was so, so good when she was yelling it at her dad
vax now is not the time to ask keyleth to touch your butt
"dear broken vex'ahlia" if the word 'broken' is literally in your proposal there might be something fucked up about it mb
vex: my heart is someone else's
percy: oh? do I know them?
incel tree saundor
"how do you fight a tree?" with a druid
I reluctantly admit him making the arrows out of his palm is pretty cool
I also love a good upside-down arrow shot
vex Jungle Sliding for her life
god I love keyleth so much
the way it springs open inside the stab wound is A+
mala: of course it survived, bc percy 100% expected her to stab a man with it
"he is who he's always been" "I know. and so am I." I am foaming at the mouth over this, at vex knowing she needs to work on parts of herself before she can actually confront her dad
there is SO MUCH nuance and middle ground between "still being actively abused" and "full no-contact" but it's more viscerally satisfying to show the Salt The Earth Behind You fight instead of the long, slow, painful work of attempting reconciliation
tl;dr reconciliation is a thing and I wish more stories used it even though it's complicated and subjective
"I usually hate the theater"
"how did that appear? how did tvs just appear? and really old tvs, based on the make and the year?"
this motherfucker
"he killed me with them" grog backstory GROG BACKSTORY
westruun is my favorite arc okay, I apologize for nothing
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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 9: a test of pride OR finally grog's turn for a flashback cold open
ah yes, there's that good old fashioned season 1 ultraviolence
grog scream but baby
kevdak looks so much like vedmire to me, I guess there's only so many ways to draw "square head bad teeth"
BOULDER PARCHMENT SHEARS
herdsmen I missed that before, that's a cool demonym
"is that a lot"
he still has the FUCKING beret
I like pike starting to flirt back - as long as scanlan isn't being Peak Scanlan about it
"I don't think you woulda liked me too much" :(
grog is not immune to baby pike
polymorph has a time limit, scanlan
SHE
the matching color palettes! visual foreshadowing!
everything changed when grandpa wilhand attacked
grog didn't know how to carry a gnome like a football yet
the cg turnaround on the axe hit
with TLOU airing I've been on a lot about the Art of the Discretion Shot and believe it or not this falls under that
baby pike!
GOD this makes me cry
I don't know why "that don't matter to the little folk I let die" just hits me directly in the tear ducts, it's such a weird line to get emotional over, but HERE WE ARE
the subtitles spell it "scanlon" for just that line and it drives me bonkers
DR. DRA
dranzel very quietly putting his pen away
baby tabaxi :(
mala: I would also be evil if I got to ride a dragon like that
the eye scar is very cool
I really don't know how you thought that was gonna go, zanror
"our boy"
"your armor's not exactly the quietest" CLANK CLANK CLANK
"grog…it's hog killin' time"
this is much less overt than Unknowingly Flirts With Own Daughter was in the stream
"happy to see me?" "NO. b-baka scanlan"
"I have to do this on my own" WHERE DO YOU FIND YOUR STRENGTH, DUMMY
"what if I need you?" WEEPS LIKE A CHILD
usually when we get the "calling the old man out" yell it's like just a regular-people Loud Voice; travis stood on the other side of his house and screamed that one
either that or rip that audio engineer
"remember me?" and that's where we'll end tonight's episode
also no, grog, he probably doesn't, you're emaciated with a beard
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legend of vox machina season 2 episode 10: The Killbox OR message deleted
visible ruidis, moon stole whitestone
I want the chess set with the little dragon figures
"I hate the bloody Fey Realm" never meet your heroes
man vax trying to let gilmore down easy is gonna hurt so much more here
keyleth's little snort
I don't know if I've said this already but the colors this season are absolutely batshit, I know they said it's bc of the color scripts and they should do them more
"did he get…smaller?"
kima read the room
I'm still sad we didn't get the Ghost of Stonejaw
"history won't remember a blood smear on anyone's axe"
I enjoy "power activation as emotional expression" as a trope
(the example here being the knuckles activating and breaking the railing as he gets more pissed at grog)
toothpick barricades!
god the blade on that axe is fucked
grog tanking that hit even though he's Little
mala: he lost his strength, not his constitution
me: I think his constitution is leaking out all over the ground
setting up that scanlan is incapable of saying no to kaylie
(and kaylie is incapable of doing literally anything scanlan asks)
pike smashing that guy's head in with her shield
"they're more than just friends" kevdak now thinks grog is in a gnome polycule
oh that shot of the barricade poking under grog's skin, very dislike
GOD ashley and travis in this scene, I wonder if this is what they were talking about seeing how brutal it was and wanting to redo it because jesus
WHERE
DOES YOUR
STRENGTH
COME
FROM
FRENZIED RAGE (I assume)
and then the soundtrack exploded
MAKE MY MONSTER GROW
grog crater
the parallels, I hate them
because when I think of backup I think of an engineer on a roof
"the thing is…I got more"
FUCK
SHIT
UUUUUUUP
and then the soundtrack EXPLODED
my partner pointed out this is referencing sam's attempt at metallica
this is more effective
it also makes me think somewhat of the rwby soundtrack, which is in no way a complaint
scanlan: fuck these six barbarians in particular
percy's fucking glasses
"that is badass"
the way everything went south when the song ended, ie when they all used up their bardic inspiration
grog crater 2 electric boogaloo
and now he doesn't have any bones
"we gotta work on your landings"
just casually toss aside the dead man's arm
so weird seeing him all bulked out again
this is grog's version of "do you know how smart I am in Spanish" - this is his native language, dealing with the herd
"I almost shat myself" "me too!"
bard duel BARD DUEL
vex: oh look I'm suddenly too drunk to talk
keyleth's little smile
MA'AM
leave this boy alone for ONE NIGHT
"I thought I was being cool ;-;"
her little pout
I really like kaylie's actress' singing voice
album drop when
(there were SO MANY songs this season, they HAVE to)
pike's >:| face
"we need to take out umbilical" "umbrasyl" fuck! him too."
percy: DID SOMEBODY SAY MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
AT DAWN WE PLAN
oh no now we're getting overt Local Man Unknowingly Tries To Sleep With Own Daughter
"I disguised us all as COWS"
not the monogrammed briefs
"not opposed to being called 'daddy' if the mood suits" banned word
is the marquesian sun purple
"I'M DADDY?!"
(scanlan has been removed from chat by moderator)
#the legend of vox machina#critical role#spoilers#crititag#lovmtag#liveblog#reaction post#the 'banned word' jokes are from the shortonegaming twitch chat#where at last count we have banned I think 54 variations of the word 'daddy'#and I don't even remember why
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three for three on making me cry at least once an episode this week, good job team
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