The eggpire was kinda awesome. Everyone else masquerading with their hokey ass factions that pretend to be chill, meanwhile Bad is like “actually we’re not trying to save face, let’s be evil.” And then they WERE.
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Skeppy: ‘I could fix him’ yeah well I could brush his hair and call him babygirl
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Bad to skeppy: not only did I show you my boobs but I also showed you my mental illness.
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Bad: Get you a man who doesn't question your bizarre, superhuman strength in the least, but instead simply says "Wow," as he watches you kick a man into the ceiling.
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Skeppy: How can someone say Bad is evil?? They’re the most precious soft little soul.
Bad *wiping blood of their face* Yeah I’m adorable!
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Bad: VIBE CHECK *cups skeppys face and kisses him till he’s breathless*
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Hannah: I get this weird feeling in my chest, every time I see you.
Tina:
Hannah:
Tina: Is it heartburn?
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Wilbur: We can’t ibuprofen our way outa this one boys.
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Eret: So I’m sitting there….tears on my titties.
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Tubbo to Ranboo: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.
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Tubbo*chokes on something*
Ranboo: Jeez Tubbo don’t die on me!
Tubbo: Don’t tell me what to do, I’ll die whenever the hell I want!
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Bad: I’ve slept so little I can now officially smell colors.
Foolish: How are you still alive??!?
Bad: That’s the question I’ve been asking every day.
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Foolish: Be nice!!
Bad: I am!
Foolish: You threatened them with a knife!!
Bad: Well ya, but I didn’t stab them.
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*Ponk doing an eye exam on Bad*
Ponk: Your results aren’t good.
Bad: Can I see them
Ponk: Probably not
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Tommy: Girls are like strawberries. Sometimes they’re at the store.
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Tubbo: Guess what??
Tubbo: We have a rabbit's nest in our back yard!
Ranboo: Ok.
Tubbo: Does nothing matter to you.
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Bad to Foolish: Thank you for sending assassins after me btw I really needed that. It meant alot to me.
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Tommy to Ranboo: If you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
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Bad: Yeah I’m a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess
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Skeppy to Bad: Whats up Girl, you look foreboding and malicious.
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Hannah: Do you like me?
Tina: Yes.
Hannah: Really? *pouts*
Tina: You really think I would keep up with all your bullshit if I didn’t love you?
Hannah *blushing*: OMG you just said you love me.
Tina: We’ve been dating for three years
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Skeppy to Bad: Damn Girl what do those claws do? Destroy? That's awsomeeee I love it.
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Skeppy *hugs Bad from behind*
Bad: uh
Bad: hi?
Skeppy: Mine
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Bad: What do I get if I win?
Skeppy: I don’t know. A kiss?
Bad: How will I reach you? Do I have to bend down?
Skeppy: Bitch, I will climb you.
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Antfrost: what is love?
Bad: an emotional minefield
Ponk: a neurochemical reaction
Hannah: BABY DONT HURT ME-
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Bad: Skeppy! This soup is flaccid!
Skeppy: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!
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