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#Ponk my beloved
cponkie · 2 years
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The eggpire was kinda awesome. Everyone else masquerading with their hokey ass factions that pretend to be chill, meanwhile Bad is like “actually we’re not trying to save face, let’s be evil.” And then they WERE.
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captain-wataame · 2 years
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Ponk in Sky:children of the light
I want to be able to draw more beautiful……
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poisoned-peppermint · 2 years
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The snow in the wizard of OZ was asbestos
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Skeppy: ‘I could fix him’ yeah well I could brush his hair and call him babygirl
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Bad to skeppy: not only did I show you my boobs but I also showed you my mental illness.
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Bad: Get you a man who doesn't question your bizarre, superhuman strength in the least, but instead simply says "Wow," as he watches you kick a man into the ceiling.
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Skeppy: How can someone say Bad is evil?? They’re the most precious soft little soul.
Bad *wiping blood of their face* Yeah I’m adorable!
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Bad: VIBE CHECK *cups skeppys face and kisses him till he’s breathless*
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Hannah: I get this weird feeling in my chest, every time I see you.
Tina:
Hannah:
Tina: Is it heartburn?
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Wilbur: We can’t ibuprofen our way outa this one boys.
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Eret: So I’m sitting there….tears on my titties.
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Tubbo to Ranboo: I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.
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Tubbo*chokes on something* 
Ranboo: Jeez Tubbo don’t die on me!
Tubbo: Don’t tell me what to do, I’ll die whenever the hell I want!
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Bad: I’ve slept so little I can now officially smell colors.
Foolish: How are you still alive??!?
Bad: That’s the question I’ve been asking every day.
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Foolish: Be nice!!
Bad: I am!
Foolish: You threatened them with a knife!!
Bad: Well ya, but I didn’t stab them.
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*Ponk doing an eye exam on Bad*
Ponk: Your results aren’t good.
Bad: Can I see them
Ponk: Probably not
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Tommy: Girls are like strawberries. Sometimes they’re at the store.
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Tubbo: Guess what??
Tubbo: We have a rabbit's nest in our back yard!
Ranboo: Ok.
Tubbo: Does nothing matter to you.
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Bad to Foolish: Thank you for sending assassins after me btw I really needed that. It meant alot to me.
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Tommy to Ranboo: If you didn’t want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
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Bad: Yeah I’m a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we’re in this mess
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Skeppy to Bad: Whats up Girl, you look foreboding and malicious.
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Hannah: Do you like me?
Tina: Yes.
Hannah: Really? *pouts*
Tina:  You really think I would keep up with all your bullshit if I didn’t love you?
Hannah *blushing*: OMG you just said you love me.
Tina: We’ve been dating for three years
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Skeppy to Bad: Damn Girl what do those claws do? Destroy? That's awsomeeee I love it.
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Skeppy *hugs Bad from behind*
Bad: uh
Bad: hi?
Skeppy: Mine
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Bad: What do I get if I win?
Skeppy: I don’t know. A kiss?
Bad: How will I reach you? Do I have to bend down?
Skeppy: Bitch, I will climb you.
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Antfrost: what is love?
Bad: an emotional minefield
Ponk: a neurochemical reaction
Hannah: BABY DONT HURT ME-
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Bad: Skeppy! This soup is flaccid!
Skeppy: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!
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let me know if ya’ll want more <3
I’m open to suggestions
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circusedthoughts · 2 years
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HOW DOES TUMBLR WORK :,-)
ANYWAYS ponk fanart hope u like it!!
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lapisvoiddragon · 2 years
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stzainin · 2 years
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why's everyone hating on tubbo the mouse but not on ponk the BADGER
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AHHHHHHH!!! So many duos in this! I'm so excited for Lapisduo! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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dreamerlynx · 1 year
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ooooo it’s even a chunk mining stream “until season 2” I recently mined out a chunk on my own survival it’s so fun !! i bet it’s gonna be such a good stream wahhh sad I’m missing out
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tsui-no-sora · 2 years
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unironically the best character on this freaking server
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a certain crab raving opossum says hello
GREETINGS TO MY MOST BELOVED CRAB RAVING OPOSSUM
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hopalongfairywren · 5 months
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does anyone else remember the red banquet? "You look so beautiful tonight" c!Awesamponk angst, c!Hbomb nearly dying, Fundy putting his whole heart and soul into that voice acting...
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cponkie · 2 years
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Lemon themed Marijuana paraphernalia that would be used by c!Ponk, part one.
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peninkwrites · 2 months
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Ranboo and Tubbo are surprised by the quality of the server's healthcare.
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skelletime · 1 year
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Two destructive men spend the rest of their lives at a vacation home as the rest of the world burns.
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moss-and-marimos · 6 months
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which ninjago ninja and. uh. fuck. dsmp character. do you think would have the funniest interactions
this is such a ridiculous question /pos like im sitting here speechless at it /pos I dont know why or who but I feel like c!wilbur interacting with anyone would be actually unhinged, I think Tommy and jay ninjago would try to murder eachother or something, or like Cole or zane for being too tall, I think zane and ranboo would get along well, i think nya and niki should hang out I think they could cause some cathartic destruction, ive been trying to decide if I think tubbo and Cole would like vibe together or like hate eachother, Cole and Michael (the piglin) meeting would be very sweet I think, I do think Tommy with someone would be the most chaotic though, ghostbur and zane memory loss and blue buddies, I think zane would be very concerned about the egg stuff and probably Lloyd too, might remind them of the overlord virus stuff or something idk, jay has trauma being in another videogame /j zane would like enderchest (ranboos cat) methinks and probably Lloyd would too, foolish and zane talk about architecture or something
ultimately yeah probably someone with Tommy
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cescalr · 1 year
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the brainrot is continuing. im making sims now. nobody would like to seem them though i’ll probably showcase them at some point anyway. when i like them. when they pass the vibe check 
#i have made a few. wil q sap karl tommy tubbo nikki and puffy. im in the process of making techno#bc he's the next easiest on the remaining list (ive got all the cc i need)#(and yes somehow with a hold on#187 - jesus fucking christ - GB mods folder i don't have everything i need. next will be... ranboo... probably. and i'll finish manifold#once i get a pair of white 3D red blue paper glasses which are really really hard to find#jsyk. and that's annoying but whatever. after that i guess its a dartboard. not dream. he's so specific how am i going to make that skin. he#doesn't even have a face. wil was hard enough with his blank stare and no mouth but dream??? he's just GREEN#anyway. ive also made hannah#antfrost literal cat man kind of impossible. way down the line that one#badboyhalo probs not too difficult. maybe him after ranboo.#eret soon. eret asap#also yes i keep spelling niki wrong im sorry.#oh ive also done schlatt. hm. purpled and punz don't seem too difficult#finding a mask (ski mask? balaclava?) for ponk will be like impossible that's a very specific pattern#skeppy is gonna. need a lot of fanart references. yeah.#slimecicle the beloved will be when i feel up to the daunting task of making my blorbo#sam is. horrendous. how do i make a creeperman in the sims#phill is just that guy from bleach his sim probably already exists lbr#michael hbomb eryn boomer idk who you are so they'll be later on when i do know who they are#same for tina.#connor's full legal name is ConnorEatsPants so im. not. making him. sorry. get a better surname i don't have to see in the sims Mr. EP#as for dream xd md and drista... probs only drista#if i feel like it#idk them either though. so. when i know them. maybe then.#md wouldn't be difficult. i've already made quackity lalksdjf;alsdf#i forgot to close a bracket somewhere in there. oh well. better late than never)#dsmp#for my own later finding. hopefully that tag is buried enough not to end up maintagged oh god
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