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I would like to promote @marylizabetha and @marylizabetha-reblogs-stuff-here TikTok account @marylizabetharwby
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Jaune: If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly.
Jaune: But if I'm being weird and I make you uncomfortable, then I'm probably flirting with you.
Jaune: And I'm sorry.
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Winter: Did it hurt when you fell?
Jaune: From what?
Jaune: Heaven or in love?
Jaune: 😉😉😉
Winter: “Facepalms herself”
Winter: Dear as much as I would love to feed what little confidence you have.
Winter: YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
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The Meeting
Ruby and Jaune meet with Cinder. Apparently she wants to be free of Salem once and for all. Upon arriving at the meeting, both parties left their weapons away from them as a sign of good faith.
Cinder: Thanks for coming. I know this is a lot to ask.
Jaune: *Upset* You are damn right.
Ruby: Jaune, play nice.
Cinder: Thank you.
Ruby: Make no mistake, I still don't trust you too.
Cinder: I... I understand.
The two girls start talking while Jaune tries to ignore him. Suddenly he starts to hear music playing in the background.
Jaune: (God, this would be the best chance to put an end to her. What a waste)
"You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate is playing
Jaune: (Huh?)
He looks around and sees that Ruby and Cinder don't react to that. Is he the only one who hears it?
Jaune: (Where is that coming from?)
He looks around to see where the music is coming from. Looks and looks until he stops his gaze to where his sword is.
Crocea Mors: 🎶I believe in Miracles🎶
Jaune: (Huh?!) *Looks away in a panic*
Jaune: *Looks back*
Crocea Mors: 🎶Where you from? You sexy thing, sexy thing you🎶
Jaune: *Looks away again!*
Jaune: *Looks back, again*
Crocea Mors: 🎶I believe in miracles. Since you came along, you sexy thing🎶
Jaune: *Stares at his sword*
Ruby: J...
Ruby: Jau....
Ruby: JAUNE!!
Jaune: Yes?!
Ruby: You're not listening?! Ugh! Please pay attention.
Jaune: Yes, sorry. (That was close)
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby ruby#rwby ruby rose#ruby#rwby cinder#cinder fall#cinder#rwby cinder fall#rwby#rwby shitpost#inspired by a TikTok video
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Weiss: Which fruit would you like to buy?
Ruby: I'd like to buy you!
Weiss: ...but I'm not a fruit?
Ruby: If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple. *winks*
#rwby#ruby rose#whiterose#weiss schnee#incorrect quotes#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#rwby memes#source: tiktok
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*blushes while texting*
#can be anyone but i was thinking rubles#weiss schnee#weiss but she has a hulk smash hoodie#rwby#whiterose#but srsly she can be just on tiktok watching women dance cough cough
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o wuau deportes
[top translation: bisexuality intensifiies]
[bottom translation: Blonde friends who go to the gym together]
#blake necesita ayuda#blacksun#bumbleby#RWBY#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#sun wukong#churro#dibujé esto a la 2 de la mañana#estoy loco jajaja#es audio de tiktok pero sirve#sunny bees
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Knightfall child 2: Grandmother...lord of lords will you take my sister and I too Olive Garden?
Salem: I grant your request.
Knightfall child 1: We still must convince Mother...
Knightfall child 2: If we do this grandmother...I need to know that you will not lose.
Salem: No, I'd win.
Later that day.
Cinder: The answer is STILL no!
Knightfall child 1: Mother, your decision is unfair and misguided!
Cinder: You want fairness? As you live in my castle untaxed?
Knightfall child 2: Mother, we are your children. All we ask is to dine at Olive Garden, but you deny our request... When does your tyranny end?
Cinder: it ends when I'm dead in the ground next to that blithering bird of yours.
Knightfall kid 1: Liar! You said Baxter flew away!
Cinder: Yes, he flew...straight into a fireball.
Knightfall kid 1: You Wench!
Knightfall kid 2: Sister stay vigilant. We came here for Olive Garden, and we are leaving with Olive Garden... Grandmother.
Cinder: You called your grandmother?
Salem: Cinder, what's this I'm hearing about you deny the young royalties their request for Olive Garden?
Cinder: Royalties? Mother you have been gone for too long. They called you here because they're scoundrels, beasts from the snow...ungrateful seaguls.
Salem: Do you not remember the cries of bloody murder when I didn't let you feast upon Bennigans and Shoney's? You're still as treacherous as ever Cinder.
Knightfall Kid 1: Brother, we're watching the battle of the century.
Knightfall Kid 2: Grandmother can not lose!
Cinder: Mother, how soon you forget eating the same bowl of black-eyed peas for a month straight. Your daughter does not forget.
Salem: I would never...
Cinder: Oh but you did, and now you come into my home to give ME orders?
Salem: Respect your elders Cinder!
Cinder: Surrender now or the only Olive Garden you'll be having is the microwavable pasta in the nursing home.
Salem: !
Cinder: You're washed.
Salem: ...I'm sorry, kids.
Knightfall kid 1: What in the brothers name just happened?
Knightfall kid 2: Grandmother has been...defeated?
Cinder looks at her kids
Cinder: Any other contingencies? Tricks? Schemes? Miracles from the brothers themselves?
Knightfall kid 1: Brother, do something!
Knightfall kid 2: ...
Cinder: Alright then...go, microwave the spaghetti and leave me with my sweet husband.
Closes the door on them as giggling could be heard behind the door.
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Oscar & Whitley: (scrolling through Readert like bored siblings)
Social Media Personality: STOP EATING CRAB LEGS!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE CRACKED YOUR LEGS OPEN AND ATE YOU?!?!?!
Blake & Weiss: (across the table) It feels incredible actually.
Oscar & Whitley: WHY?!?!?! 😨😱🤮
#bumbleby#white rose#time to torture the little brothers#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#oscar pine#whitley schnee#tiktok inspired#incorrect rwby quotes#rwby crack post
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Sun: Why are girls allowed to say “girlfriend” to refer to a platonic friend, but I can’t say “this is my boytoy twink malewife Neptune”?!?
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Ruby: Do you remember that hoodie I let you borrow?
Weiss: The red one?
Ruby: Yeah
Weiss: I do remember it
Ruby: Okay, I want it back
Weiss:
Ruby: Give me my hoodie back
Weiss: Why do you need it?
Ruby: What?
Weiss: Why do you need your hoodie back?
#source: tiktok#rwby#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#incorrect quotes#whiterose#white rose#ice flower#ruby rose#weiss schnee#ruby x weiss
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By pmpkn_soup
“Kali Belladonna reads a page from her daughter’s books” theme based on
“Todd’s mom read’s todd’s browsing history”
https://twitter.com/thenamesreader/status/1654275097929162753
#pmpkn_soup#rwby tiktok#rwby#kali belladonna#rwby kali#rwby blake#blake belladonna#this is todd's mom#this is todd
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Jaune: Wha... What did you do to me?!
Ruby: I couldn't stand the sight of you dying, so I turned you into a vampire!
Jaune: But I'm hemophobic, Ruby!
Ruby: Oh... Well, if I knew you were going to be a bigot, I wouldn't have-
Jaune: No, no. HEmophobic. I pass out at the sight of blood.
Ruby: Oh, that's okay! Just close your eyes when you eat people~!
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How does the Lancaster, Whiteknight, Knightshade, and Dragonslayer react to Jaune saying "I'm gonna sleep on the couch" like on tiktok
Lancaster:
Ruby: “Yawns”
Ruby: I think that’s enough TV for today Jaune.
Ruby: “Gets off couch”
Ruby: “Notices Jaune still sitting there”
Ruby: Why are you still sitting there?
Jaune: I might sleep on the couch tonight.
Ruby: What why?
Jaune: I just wanted to sleep here tonight that’s all.
Ruby: Did I do something wrong?
Ruby: Are you mad at me?
Ruby: Is it because I upgrade Crocea Mors?
Jaune: No, you didn’t do anything wrong Rubes.
Jaune: I just wanted to sleep alone.
Ruby: 🥺🥺🥺
Ruby: Noooooooo.
Ruby: “Petal Burst into Jaune’s chest”
Ruby: Your not allowed to leave me!
Ruby: “Clings onto Jaune”
Jaune (Laughing): Ruby.
Ruby: Please love me.
Jaune: I do, I always will.
Ruby: Promise.
Jaune: “Kisses Ruby’s forehead”
Jaune: I promise.
Ruby: Then can we sleep together?
Jaune: “Chuckles”
Jaune: Sure thing.
Ruby: 😁😁😁
Ruby: “Wraps her and Jaune in blanket”
Ruby: “Snuggles with Jaune“
White Knight:
Weiss: “On her scroll”
Weiss: “Checks time”
Weiss: It’s getting late, we should head to bed.
Weiss: “Gets off of couch”
Weiss: “Looks back to see Jaune still on his scroll”
Weiss: Are you coming to bed?
Jaune: No, I’m going to sleep on the couch tonight.
Weiss (Angered): Excuse you.
Jaune: I-I’m sleeping here for tonight is the okay?
Weiss: “Glares at Jaune”
Weiss: Hmph.
Weiss: Fine, but don’t come crawling to bed when you miss me.
Jaune: Sweet dreams.
Weiss: “Scoffs”
“Midnight”
Jaune: 😴😴😴
Weiss: “Pouts”
Weiss: “Slowly & quietly get under Jaune’s blanket”
Weiss: “Wraps arms around Jaune”
Weiss (Mumbling): Stupid dunce not giving his queen her cuddles, never sleeping alone again.
Jaune: 😴😴😴
Knightshade:
Blake: “Reading book”
Blake: “Looks at clock”
Blake: “Closes book”
Blake: “Notices Jaune grabbing pillow & blanket”
Blake: What’re you doing?
Jaune: I’m gonna sleep in the living room.
Blake: For how long?
Jaune: For the entire night.
Blake: “Ears flatten”
Blake: B-But.
Blake: I don’t want to sleep by myself.
Jaune: Don’t worry it’s only going to be for tonight.
Blake: “Quickly grabs Jaune’s arm”
Jaune: Blake let me go.
Blake: That’s not allowed.
Blake: I need you to cuddle me.
Jaune: Cmon Blake, I’m just sleeping on the couch for one night.
Blake: “Let’s go of Jaune”
Blake: Fine you can sleep on the couch.
Jaune: Thank you.
“5 Minutes Later”
Blake: “Holding blanket and pillow”
Jaune: Blake what’re you doing?
Blake: If you want to sleep on the couch then your sleeping here with me.
Blake: “Lays next to Jaune”
Jaune: “Chuckles”
Jaune: “Hugs Blake”
Blake: “Purring”
Dragonslayer:
Jaune: “Laying on the couch”
Yang (Stern): What do you think your doing?
Jaune: I’m sleeping on the couch.
Yang: Hehehe.
Yang: You forgot jokes are my thing.
Jaune: It’s not a joke, I’m sleeping here tonight.
Yang: Why?
Jaune: I just want some space.
Yang: Well what about me?
Jaune: You’ll just sleep alone in our room.
Yang: 😡😡😡
Yang: That’s it.
Yang: “Wraps Jaune in blanket”
Yang: “Lifts Jaune over her shoulder”
Jaune: Yang what’re you doing?
Yang: I’m not sleeping without you.
Yang: “Sets Jaune down on bed”
Yang: “Stars spooning Jaune”
Jaune: Really Yang
Yang: Your not escaping this.
Jaune: “Laughs”
Jaune: Well I tried.
Jaune: “Tries to get close to Yang”
Jaune: Uh Yang.
Jaune: “Still wrapped in blanket”
Jaune: Can you unwrap me?
Yang (Mumbling): No it’s your punishment.
Jaune: Yang please let me at least hug you.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#lancaster#white knight#knightshade#dragonslayer#tiktok#ask & answer
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Yang: Did you eat all your lunch today?
Ruby: No actually. Weiss was sitting across from me and you put a note that said "love you babe."
Yang: So she was mad I put a note in there?
Ruby: Yes! She thought I was cheating!
#rwby#ruby rose#whiterose#weiss schnee#incorrect quotes#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#rwby memes#yang xiao long#inspiration: tiktok
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Mother's Day with RWY+JRN
Jaune, coming back from spending time with his parents: Oh dorms, sweet dorms. Oh hey guys, how's your mother's Day going?
Ruby:
Weiss:
Yang:
Nora:... heh.. hehehe! Ha ha haha!😆
Jaune: o..kay why is Nora laughing?
Yang: What the fuck, Jaune?!
Jaune: What did I do?!
Ren,walking into the room: hey guys what's up?
Nora, in tears from laughing so hard: Jau-hhhAHA Jaune!!🤣😂
Ren: ok did Nora find the syrup reserves again? What's going on?
Weiss: Jaune just walked in with the confidence of Professor Port in a speedo and asked us all how our mother's day went.
Ren: what the Fuck, Jaune?
Jaune:Well I know Hunter home life isn't great but i didn't think it'd get this response!
Nora: *breaking down even harder*
Jaune: okay with someone PLEASE tell me what going on?
Ruby: Jaune my mom's Dead.
Nora + Ren: Same!
Weiss: my mom became an alcoholic a literally ignored all the problems in our home for years.
Yang: my mom literally abandoned me and my dad to go lead her tribe.
Jaune: W..well how about you Ozpin?
Ozpin, who was walking by: Bitch I am old as fuck.
#rwby#yang xiao long#ruby rose#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#lie ren#jaune arc#ozpin#source: thepandaredd#source: tiktok
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