lokiarc64
Lokiarc64
Like to make Rwby stories for fun, mainly Jaune ships, will not include Adam or Jacques Schnee.
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“After Ruby drank the tree leaf tea”
Jaune: “Punching tree”
Weiss: “Looks at Jaune’s fist”
Weiss: “Sees fists covered in blood”
Weiss: Jaune?
Jaune: “Continues to punch tree”
Weiss: Jaune!
Jaune: “Keeps punching tree”
Weiss: Jaune, please!
Jaune: “Punches tree with more force”
Weiss (Screaming): Stop!
Jaune: “Stops punching tree”
Jaune: “Turns to face Weiss”
Weiss: “Grabs Jaune’s bloody hands”
Weiss: Stop, just for today.
Weiss: “Takes off Jaune’s helmet”
Weiss: You don’t have to be a hero.
Weiss: You don’t have to be the Rusted Knight.
Jaune: “Tears form in eyes”
Weiss: Just let yourself fall apart.
Jaune: “Falls into Weiss’ arms crying”
Weiss: I promise to hold you together.
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Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”
Jaune: You killed her!
Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”
Jaune: You killed Alyx!
Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”
Jaune: And you’re only right about one thing I am a horrible hero.
Jaune: I’m a horrible hero for trusting you all those years!
Jaune: “Punches Curious Cat”
Jaune: I’m a horrible hero for not killing you when I had the chance!
Neo(CC): “Laughs”
Neo(CC): You hit just like Lewis.
Jaune: “Throws Neo to the ground”
Jaune: “Grabs Crocea Mors”
Neo(CC): “Turns into Penny”
Jaune: “Shakes while holding sword”
Penny(CC): Well go ahead and do it Rusted Knight!
Jaune: “Shaking & struggling to stab Penny”
Penny(CC): I knew you couldn’t do it you coward.
Penny(CC): Because I control you!
Penny(CC): Whether or not I kill, you’ll never be able to get the hell away fr-
Jaune: “Stabs Penny”
Curious Cat: “Transforms back into Neo”
Neo(CC): “Falls to the ground dead”
Jaune: “Drops Crocea Mors”
Jaune: “Looks at shaking hands”
Jaune: “Falls to his knees crying”
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“Salem’s Castle”
Cinder: Everyone huddle up, we’re going to have a quick new-minion orientation.
Cinder: This is Captain J, he comes from one of our key competitors.
Captain J: Hmph, can’t say I’m impressed by minion lineup, no wonder you all keep losing, you’re like junior minions.
Mercury (Angrily): Junior!
Mercury: “Gets in fighting stance”
Mercury: How about I introduce you to my two metal friends here and show you who the junior really is.
Emerald: Jeez Cap didn’t you get crushed by Team RWBY too, are you sure your not the junior?
Captain J: Crushed, you say?
Captain J: Beau mais stupide, I was simply scouting them, I can assure you they will be mine next time.
Captain J: “Strikes a pose”
Captain J: Team RWBY will know the wrath of Captain J AKA The Golden Star!
Captain J: But enough about me, I must be off to the off to the repair bay for Big Beaver’s modifications.
Captain J: À tout à l'heure.
Captain J: “Dramatically leaves room”
Salem: Though the silver eyed warrior shall wield formidable power one shall stand against her.
Salem: The descendant of great warriors shall harness great power to bring darkness to all.
Salem: So is foretold by the Brother of Darkness.
Ruby: How much further until we're at Salem's Castle?
Penny: It's difficult to say. My sensors are designed to detect Aura and bodies without Aura. This Wasteland is like one giant body without Aura.
???: My my... Such a pitiful toy. Perhaps an upgrade is required?
Penny: I'm sorry, but I'm the most recent model I could possibly achieve. (Stops) Wait, who said that? (Penny and Ruby are knocked over by a dashing, blonde man in a black cloak and wearing a Grimm mask)
Ruby: Who are you?!
???: (Chuckles) Who, me? Just one of Mistress Salem's more promising soldiers. The Golden Star...
???: (Strikes a pose) CAPTAIN J!
Ruby: Captain J?
Captain J: (Pushes Penny aside) Yeah, I don't need you to tell me it's a cool name. Especially since you don't even need to remember it.
Ruby: Uh, why?
Captain J: Because I'm about to give a hero's death... Or a robot's decom, or whatever. (Gets in Ruby's face) Just because you're cute, it doesn't mean I'll go easy on you! (Ruby and Captain J "fight." Well, not really fight, since Captain J couldn't hit the ground if he stepped on it.) Hmph! Impressive! I guess I don't have a choice, huh? (Whistles) Let's go, Big Beaver! (A giant badger Grimm digs through the ground) Do you like him? This is my trusty and heroic steed, Big Beaver! We have that sort of love only heroes and their mounts can share, you know? And his name is... (Leaps onto the Grimm's back) BIG BEAVER!
Ruby: He's a badger, though!
Captain J: Sh-Shut up! I know that! (Big Beaver roars and charges, Captain J's longsword almost cuts Ruby's head off) Now we'll see who's the better Huntsman! Let's fight! (Fights well until Penny kills Big Beaver and Ruby knocks down Captain J) Hey! No fair! I'm supposed to be kicking your butt, not the other way around! (Gets up) Fine! I'll let you go this time, but only because your robot scares me! (Leaps down the hole the Grimm came from)
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Jaune: “Stands in front of microphone”
Jaune: My name is Jaune I’m a stand up comic.
Cardin: Say something funny!
Jaune: Um
Jaune: …
Jaune: Uh
Cardin: Boo, you suck!
Jaune: Hey, I’m trying my best.
Jaune: Ok so…
Jaune: What’s the deal with airline food?
Jaune: “Snickers”
Jaune: What do you call a wolf that is very conscious of his surroundings?
Jaune: Aware wolf.
Jaune: Heh.
Weiss: “Facepalms herself”
Jaune: That’s kinda funny um.
Jaune: Which animal is gray has four legs, enjoys howling at the moon, and eats cement.
Jaune: A wolf.
Jaune: I jus- I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Jaune: Get it.
Pyrrha: “Just happy to be here”
Jaune: A couple is driving through the forest when all of a sudden the girlfriend says “I think I saw a wolf”.
Jaune: The boyfriend replies “Where”.
Jaune: Girlfriend says “No I’m pretty sure it was a regular one”.
Yang: “Laughing in the corner”
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“Beacon Academy”
Jaune (Vol 8): Hey… guys.
RWBY: …
NPR: …
Port: …
Jaune: Um.
Port: Apologies Mr. Arc, but with this new look of yours it’s difficult not to stare.
Jaune: Yeah… well, I don’t even know where to start.
Jaune: Yeah I cut my hair and grew a little bit.
Port: Well I believe it, I could hardly recognize you when you walked in.
Port: You definitely look the part of a huntsmen if I do say so.
Port: Ozpin has informed me that you will be doing some kind of work for him, correct?
Jaune: Yeah, I’ll try to participate in class as much as I can but I’m gonna have to rely on my team to do certain assignments and missions without me.
Jaune: I’m really sorry you guys.
Pyrrha: There’s no need to apologize Jaune.
Pyrrha: Right you two?
Ren: Of course.
Nora: It’s alright Fearless Leader we’re happy to have you back.
Jaune: Thank you.
Jaune (Internally): As long as I’m here, I’ll make sure nobody dies this time.
Jaune: I promise you all I’ll keep trying my best.
“Girls Locker Room”
Yang: So what do you all think of Vomit Boy’s new look?
Weiss: I approve but barley.
Ruby: I’m sure I can get used to it, so yeah.
Pyrrha (Internally): Yes, yes, and YES!
Pyrrha (Internally): He looks so fresh and handsome.
#rwby#beastars#jaune arc#peter port#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#lie ren#weiss schnee#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#Arkos
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Winter: Did it hurt when you fell?
Jaune: From what?
Jaune: Heaven or in love?
Jaune: 😉😉😉
Winter: “Facepalms herself”
Winter: Dear as much as I would love to feed what little confidence you have.
Winter: YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
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Qrow: Kid cover me, I gotta type the coordinates.
Jaune: What, Qrow I don’t want to shoot anyone.
Qrow: They’re just robots Jaune, it’s okay to shoot them they’re robots.
Jaune: “Fires Gun”
Atlas Soldier: “Falls to the ground, screaming in pain”
Jaune: 😨😨😨
Atlas Soldier: My leg is shot off!
Atlas Soldier 2: Dan’s bleeding to death!
Atlas Soldier 2: Someone call his wife and children!
Jaune: Qrow, these aren’t the robot soldiers.
Qrow: It’s a figure of speech Jaune, they’re bureaucrats.
Qrow: I don’t respect them.
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Yang: Wait, how old are you?
Rusted Knight Jaune: Guess.
Yang: 36.
Jaune (RK): WHAT?
Yang: “Laughs”
Yang: You said guess.
Jaune (RK): That was so far off!
Yang: Why are you yelling at me?
Jaune (RK): That wasn’t even close!
Yang: “Chuckling”
Jaune (RK): Like normally when people play that game they’re like oh they guess like a little bit younger.
Jaune (RK): Was that a little bit younger guess?
Yang: Yeah, are you like 39?
Jaune (RK): WHAAAAAAAT???
Yang: HAHAHAHA.
Yang: So was I right?
Jaune (RK): No!
Yang: What do you mean?
Jaune (RK): I’m not in my thirties.
Yang: Oh.
Yang: Really?
Jaune (Sarcastically): I’m in my forties.
Yang: Oh, I knew it!
Yang: I was just being nice.
Jaune (RK): NO I’M NOT IN MY FORTIES!
Jaune (RK): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KNEW IT!
Jaune (RK): I’M 28.
Jaune (RK): What the f**k!
Yang: Oh damn you’re old.
Yang: “Wheezing”
Jaune (RK): WWHAAAAT!?!?!
Inspiration:
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“Jaune after beating Cardin”
Pyrrha: Jaune you were incredible.
Pyrrha: He kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up.
Pyrrha: You just don’t know when to quit.
Jaune: Huh.
Jaune: Well I’ve never thought of that as a good thing.
Pyrrha: It’s a great thing.
Jaune: Thanks I-
Cardin: “Shoves Jaune out of the way”
Cardin: I let him win just for the record.
Jaune: Really?
Jaune: Why would you do that?
Cardin: You wanna know why?
Cardin: It’s mind your own business that’s why.
Cardin: “Throws mace at Jaune”
Jaune: That does it Cardin.
Glynda: Mr. Arc & Mr. Winchester that is enough.
Glynda: “Hits Jaune & Cardin with Disciplinarian”
Glynda: Return to your seats.
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#cardin winchester#glynda goodwitch#Mario movie#The super Mario bros movie
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#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#lancaster#white knight#knightshade#dragonslayer
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Jaune: “On scroll”
Yang: Hey Lover Boy!
Jaune: “Points at himself”
Yang: Yeah you, the one looking at the scroll all googly eyed.
Yang: Did you eat today?
Jaune: N-No
Yang: Did you drink water?
Jaune: “Shakes head”
Yang: No?
Yang: I thought not, go get on that s**t.
Yang: “Puts sandwich and water in front of Jaune”
Yang: Your a beautiful flower that needs nourishment.
Yang: “Pets Jaune’s head”
Yang: Your an absolute gem I want you healthy and happy.
Yang: “Faces Jaune toward her”
Yang: I do this because I care about you dumb@$$.
Jaune: “Smiles”
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“McSchneez”
Jaune: Where are they?
“Scroll Rings”
Jaune: “Picks up Scroll”
“New message from Lie Ren”
“I have something to ask of you. Nora got us trapped at the McSchneez play place. We are currently in the bubble facing the dining area.”
Jaune (Confused): What the f-
“New message from Lie Ren”
“Do you see us waving at you?”
Jaune: “Turns around”
Nora: “Lying face against the glass”
Ren: “Waving at Jaune”
“New message from Lie Ren”
“Please get us out. We haven’t eaten our order yet.”
Jaune: 😑😑😑
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When your sink is in trouble you could call us on the double!
Yo! We're the Mario Brothers and plumbing our game
(Finish the song)
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