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Mother's Day with RWY+JRN
Jaune, coming back from spending time with his parents: Oh dorms, sweet dorms. Oh hey guys, how's your mother's Day going?
Ruby:
Weiss:
Yang:
Nora:... heh.. hehehe! Ha ha haha!😆
Jaune: o..kay why is Nora laughing?
Yang: What the fuck, Jaune?!
Jaune: What did I do?!
Ren,walking into the room: hey guys what's up?
Nora, in tears from laughing so hard: Jau-hhhAHA Jaune!!🤣😂
Ren: ok did Nora find the syrup reserves again? What's going on?
Weiss: Jaune just walked in with the confidence of Professor Port in a speedo and asked us all how our mother's day went.
Ren: what the Fuck, Jaune?
Jaune:Well I know Hunter home life isn't great but i didn't think it'd get this response!
Nora: *breaking down even harder*
Jaune: okay with someone PLEASE tell me what going on?
Ruby: Jaune my mom's Dead.
Nora + Ren: Same!
Weiss: my mom became an alcoholic a literally ignored all the problems in our home for years.
Yang: my mom literally abandoned me and my dad to go lead her tribe.
Jaune: W..well how about you Ozpin?
Ozpin, who was walking by: Bitch I am old as fuck.
#rwby#yang xiao long#ruby rose#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#lie ren#jaune arc#ozpin#source: thepandaredd#source: tiktok
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Atreus: So you were never gonna bring up the fact that you sealed away all the Darkin and now they all want to kill you?
Zoe: First of all, it wasn't me, it was Myisha. Second of all, I handled it! And third of all, if you're getting stressed out about the Darkin I'm never gonna tell you about Fiddlesticks.
Atreus: I'm sorry, about WHO?
Zoe: ...
Atreus: Did you just say Fiddlesticks?
Zoe: It's not really important right now.
Atreus: Like THE fucking Fiddlesticks? The primordial demon of fear in ancient legend, THAT Fiddlesticks?!
Zoe: YES! Fiddlesticks, I think Myisha owed it money or something, is that really what you want to focus on right now?
Atreus: YEAH! A LITTLE BIT! HOW DID MYISHA OWE IT MONEY?!
Zoe: I DON'T KNOW, AND FRANKLY, I GOT OTHER STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW!
Atreus: WHAT OTHER SHIT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON THAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OWING THE PRIMORDIAL FUCKING DEMON OF FEAR MONEY?!
Zoe: I DON'T KNOW MAN! That's just my job! Sometimes you owe money to a demon and sometimes you uncover an ancient World Rune and kick off the Rune Wars, THAT'S THE GIG!
#incorrect targon quotes#incorrect quotes#league of legends zoe#league of legends atreus#league of legends pantheon#zoe#atreus#pantheon#league of legends#riot games#submission#swearing#source: thepandaredd
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[ The Evil Warriors meeting Hordak for the first time. ]
Evil-Lyn: Hordak. Welcome to-…What is that?
[ An army of child soldiers behind Hordak. ]
Hordak: What?
Beast Man: What is wrong with you? You brought kids to this?
Kyle: We’re not kids! We’re soldiers!
Hordak: Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is.
Trap Jaw: No. I’m not doing this. I’m not hitting a-
[ Catra hits him with a stun baton. ]
#incorrect quotes#source: the panda redd#source: thepandaredd#Skeletor#evil lyn#trap jaw#tri klops#beast man#Hordak#Kyle#Catra#he man#she ra#she ra 2018
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A: You’re a little shit, you know that?
B: Hi, Pot, I’m Kettle. Go fuck yourself.
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"And then I flicked him into orbit."
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Lord Death Man: The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere.
Lord Death Man: But not me.
Lord Death Man: I’m completely clueless.
Bruce:
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The best thing about all my Batman hcs is the amalgamation of all different types of source material because like
My favorite look and plot characterizations are those from TellTale Batman so there's a heavy dose of that influence there
But my favorite Batfam and Main Character interpretations and humor patterns and vocal infections are all thepandaredd's through and through
But then the rest of Gotham is 100% the Gotham from Holy Musical B@tman
Its wild in here.
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Rosalia: You’re a little shit, you know that?
Marek: Hi, Pot, I’m Kettle. Go fuck yourself.
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thepandaredd just uploaded a video on what he considereds canon and it honestly sounds like a compilation of all your rants and comments about people telling you whats right and wrong and what to believe so you should definitely check that out because he said that whatever anyone considereds canon to be canon and ends it with 'who fucking cares'
thepandaredd once again proving himself to be the only comics source i trust <3
#that includes all of tumblr#you guys are insane but thepandaredd? i trust him#lay it on me papa bob
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Leo vs Jet: Battle of the better Assets
Mothra Leo: Hello Everybody, welcome to this impromptu meeting of the titans
Mothra: What's this about Leo?
Leo: as I'm sure most of you know, among the ourselves and the human, there has been series of debates on who has the better "Posterior" myself or Jet Jagau-
Godzilla: It's Jet
Kong: Jet Jaguar
Zilla Jr: Yeah, kid Simon's got you beat by a mile
Leo: OH COME On!!
Biollante: Don't be mad, kiddo, truth hurts
Jira: and So do Squats, Which I hear he does a Fuckton of
Angurius: Yeah kid, don't be to hard on yourself, he follows my workout schedule, and it's just better than yours
Leo: Excuse me I'm in amazing shape, I was an elite godammit!
Kevin: Then you became a god, where you sat your ass most of the time
Ichi: and then you sprouted wings that let's you fly around everywhere, where you barely use your fucking legs anymore
Leo: So?
Ni: so your as is flatter than Boston after we paid it a visit
Leo: How da-
Jira: yeah, you're about as flat as someone trapped in those "TV's"
Leo: Ow
Komodithrax: Yeah sorry Leo, but the only thing that has less curves than you, is current interest in a third "Project Kiryu"
Leo: Goddamn guys, tell me how you really feel?
Godzilla: Okay, Jet's carrying around a dumptruck the size of Ichi and Ni's ego's
Leo: I didn't actually me-
Zilla Jr: packing more cake than Gigan crushed
Leo: I thought Gigan crushed a pie shop?
Zilla Jr: shut up, you get the point
Komodithrax: Yeah, each of his asscheeks has names, they're big enough to carry the entire emotional baggage of the HEAT team
Leo: OK, that is your (Sorta)Brother, Mosura!
Komi: yeah and my bro has an amazing ass, what about it?
Leo: Okay, Great Mosura! I need to go emotionally recover from this thrashing
Rodan: *Flies in* Hey guys, I just heard we were having a meeting, what's goin on?
Zilla: Leo thinks he has a better ass than Jet
Rodan: Ah Hell No! that boys thicker than hollow earth, Leo your about as flat as Shadow Chaser's heartbeat
Leo: I get it okay?!
Jira and Shadow Chaser by @archangeldraws
Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@thepandaredd/video/6980466424301096197?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
#Godzilla#mothra#mothra leo#kong#King Kong#jet jaguar#zilla#zilla jr#Biollante#Anguirus#King Ghidorah#ghidora#ni ghidorah#ichi ghidorah#kevin ghidorah#san ghidorah#komodithrax#jira#shadow chaser
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Leona: Hey guys, I’m back….. What is wrong with Aphelios?
Diana: He uh... looked at my search history.
Leona: Sun's light, why would you let him DO that?! That shit was what made Atreus start killing gods!
Diana: Look, I fucking warned him!
Aphelios: There are things in this world mortal eyes are not meant to gaze upon…
Zoe: Hey guys, how’s it goin- whoa, what’s up with Aphelios?
Leona: He... looked at Diana's search history.
Zoe: Oh shit, really? Let me see!
Aphelios: NO, SAVE THE CHILD!
Zoe: Oh, come on, it can’t be THAT ba-
Zoe: GOD IS DEAD AND THIS WAS THE WEAPON-
#incorrect targon quotes#incorrect quotes#leona x diana#leodia#league of legends leona#league of legends diana#league of legends aphelios#league of legends zoe#leona#diana#aphelios#zoe#league of legends#riot games#submission#source: thepandaredd
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my dearest mutual,
i just wanted to say you filled a new interest in me, and that is the Wayne kid's and all of that. that brings me immense joy. thank you for showing me it. <3333
have a great day/evening
I’m so glad I could introduce you to a new interest that brings you great joy, my dear mystery mutual.
The Wayne kids have been a huge source of joy to me lately, and I was introduced to them through my dash. I honestly thought I was mostly being annoying reblogging so much about them but if it introduced someone else to them, then it was worth it.
If!! You want more really good content, thepandaredd on TikTok (and YouTube) has a bunch of videos that focus on comics as a whole, but a lot of them are about the Batkids/Batfam and they’re really fun.
Also if you,,, ever want to talk hmu even on anon I’m so happy to talk about these kids. I might not know the most but I do have lots of feelings
#ravenpuff answers#ravenpuff rambles#listen this ask made my day which May seem stupid but I just like to know I’ve shared something with someone else#compared to how often people just tell me they do not care about what I talk about or telling me I’m actively annoying talking about them#it’s just really made me happy#also it goes for anyone if you want to talk about the batkids or comics in general or anything I’m always here#just ramble about stuff into my inbox even if I know nothing I’m just happy to listen
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