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juanarc-thethird · 2 years

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Halloween ask; Staying Home: Jaune's having a fairly uneventful Halloween until the doorbell rings. He's surprised to see Adrian, who's dressed up as his favorite Huntsman...who also happens to be his favorite uncle. :)

Jaune is sitting on the couch in the living room, watching bad horror movies.

Jaune: Fuck me, my friends live in other cities, my online friends are busy, and I'm here watching stupid scary movies that don't even scare a mouse! I'm living the dream baby, the dream!!... I hate my life.

*Ding Dong*

Jaune: Damn, another trick or treater. I'm coming!

Jaune gets up from his chair, grabs the bowl of candy, and heads to the door.

Jaune: *Opens the door* Hello

Adrian: Uncle Jaune!!

Jaune: Adrian?!

In front of him was his favorite nephew dressed like him. His armor is made of cardboard and was very well colored. He had a plastic sword in one hand and a cardboard shield in the other. Happily he picks him up and gives him a hug, which Adrain returns.

Jaune: Oh, my God! What is my favorite nephew doing here? And look at that costume, you look really handsome. Just like your uncle.

Adrian: Hehehe

Saphron: You always say he's your favorite nephew, but he's the only one you have.

Jaune: Oh… you're here too.

Saphron: Excuse me?!

Terra: Saphron relax, he's just messing with you.

Jaune: Hi Terra.

Terra: Hi Jaune.

Jaune: So why did they come? Well besides coming for the candy, don't you think you guys are too far from home?

Saphron: A little bird told me that you were having a bad time on Halloween, so come to visit you. And maybe we can see a Scooby-Doo marathon.

She takes some DVD's out of her purse.

Jaune: Mom told you.

Saphron: N-No.

Terra: Yes she did.

Saphron: Terra!

Jaune: Ahahaha, Thank you guys. Please come in. I have pizza-rolls and candy for everyone.

Adrian: *Happy* Candy!

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brokentrafficknight · 5 months

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Tags forgive me for what I must do.

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pilot-boi · 5 months

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I like to think about his family only knowing about his Mistral shenanigans through wild social media posts

#rwby #jaune arc #saphron cotta arc #mine #my art

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superiorsturgeon · 2 months

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The Arc Sister Challenge

Jaune: *restrained at the top of an ornate pyramid* I’m sorry, Pyrrha! But for us to date, you have to defeat my seven deadly sisters in combat! No girl has ever succeeded!

Arc Sisters: *wielding various weapons and squaring up for an Arc boss-rush* 👿

Pyrrha: *rolls her shoulders and readies her spear* No challenge too great for my love!

One furious combat gauntlet later…

Pyrrha: *panting and leaning on her spear at the top of the pyramid, almost to her goal* You were formidable opponents…but you won’t stop me from reaching my goal…! 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: …now, who’s next?

Saphron: *steps forward* Just me…!

Pyrrha: *squares up*

Saphron: *holds up her baby*

Adrian: *baby noises*

Pyrrha: *screeches to a halt* Uh…

Saphron: To defeat me and claim the right to date our brother, you must hold this baby without him crying!

Pyrrha: *awkwardly holds out her hands* Um…all right…?

Adrian: *becoming fussy in Pyrrha’s arms* 😢

Pyrrha: 😨

Jaune: *manages to break free* Pyrrha! Quick, use this!

Jaune: *tosses delicious chocolate chip cookie*

Pyrrha: *snatches the cookie out of the air and quickly gives it to Adrian*

Adrian: 😃

Jaune: You did it! 😚

Pyrrha: YES!! *shifts Adrian to her other side and claims her victory kisses from Jaune* 🥰

Saphron: *sinks to her knees in defeat* 😞

Adrian: *enjoying his cookie with absolutely no idea what’s going on* 😋 🍪

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #saphron cotta arc #adrian cotta arc #arc sisters #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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notmaplemable · 1 month

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Saphron: Why the hell do I need to bail you out of jail?

Jaune: Some guy called Penny an automatic hotdog warmer and I pulled a Yang.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #saphron cotta arc #arculus rift

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rachetmath · 1 month

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Yang Priorities

Yang: Hey Jaune.

Jaune: Yes?

Yang: Remember that question me and Winter asked you?

Jaune: Yes.

Yang: Be honest with me then am I a good sister?

Jaune I mean you are better than me but not better than Winter or Sapphron.

Yang: How so?

Jaune: Yang you have been doing Ruby dirty for a while.

Yang: Not true.

Jaune: Yang on her first day you abandoned her. How do you think we met?

Yang: um.

Jaune: Our initiation, you never once tried to save her. Weiss did that.

Yang: Okay but that was because she needed to toughen up. Especially if she is going for the big leagues.

Jaune: Okay. First mission.

Yang: Oh come on, I was asleep. I found her and hugged her.

Jaune: Okay. After the fall of Beacon.

Yang: Okay you can not fault me for that. I was going through it.

Jaune: You were crying over a girl. At least she was alive.

Yang: I lost my arm.

Jaune: Protecting Blake who you were crying over. And you got a new one. I stepped up and went with Ruby to Mistral.

Yang: I eventually came back.

Jaune: You did. But not before going after Raven. The deadbeat.

Yang: She was my-

Jaune: Bitch, you could've just called once you were close to the city.

Yang: It would have taken me hours.

Jaune: You had a bike.

Yang: Still.

Jaune: Okay then back Blake. You talk shit about how your mom did you dirty. But suddenly when Blake did the same shit and came back you forgave her.

Yang: She's different. She did it to protect us.

Jaune: That's great. But here's the thing, um, we were in danger anyways. What the fuck do you mean?!

Yang: … … I-

Jaune: And the crazy part is, you prioritize Blake a lot more than your own sister.

Yang: Not-

Jaune: Yang, Beacon you gave her a lecture because she was obsessed with the White Fang.

Weiss: Then in the house, you got Blake out first before Ruby.

Jaune: Yang you were against telling Ironwood a lie and called Ruby out on it.

Weiss: Not once but twice.

Yang: Weiss!

Weiss: You're right. He is going to do the same thing to me. But still.

Jaune: But all of a sudden when Blake wanted to talk with Robyn you agreed to that shit! With no debate!

Yang: Okay that-

Jaune: Then when that old lady talked bad about Faunuses, you were ready to talk shit considering your girl is a Faunus.

Yang: Okay, I-

Jaune: Nah, bitch, I am not FUCKING done. The Ever After you were crying over your sister, but before, what were you doing that you didn't notice her having a mental breakdown?

Yang: Umm… well-

Jaune: See bitch I should- Ooh. Ooh.

Yang: Okay but-

Jaune: And then when she finally broke down. Start yelling at Blake, you jump in front, protecting her, from your own sister.

Yang: Okay but I am still there for her.

Jaune: You're right. You do. But still, you need to start balancing Blake and Ruby because if you don't, then your relationship will be just as bad as Qrow’s.

Yang: Yeah you're right. But hold on what makes you worse?

Jaune: Yang, I have seven sisters. The one sister you met, I allowed all of you into her house. Eat her food. Cracked her walls. Risked her wife’s job and in danger her whole family to get us to Atlas. And guess what, I never told her about Salem or the mission we're on. She's probably worried sick especially because I barely write to her.

Yang: Damn.

Jaune: In fact I haven't talked to my family in years. I haven't spoken to anyone in my family since Beacon.

Yang: What?

Jaune: You heard me.

Yang: Oh my God, Jaune, you need to go home.

Jaune: *stressed out* I know!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #winter schnee #saphron cotta arc

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 2 months

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I got a promt idea. Saffron showing photos of when Jaune was cross dressing as a kid like wearing dresses (Either willing or forced by sisters) to who ever you want. Probably best to have at least 4 people react but I'm not the writer.

Yeah Four is about as many as I'm willing to do upon request

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Saphron: And this is my Twelfth birthday! We managed to get that dress over his head without him waking up!

Penny: He is very adorable! I want to hug him very tightly!

Yang: Heh, Ruby wouldn't wear a dress like that unless she would die without it.

Penny: He seems to be more comfortable in feminine clothing nowadays.

Saphron: Yeah, there was an abundance of 'Girly' clothes at the house, and sometimes we couldn't get him 'appropriate' attire. He did get made fun of a few times, but me and the rest of our sisters took care of it.

Ruby: What'd your dad think about it.

Saphron: He didn't ... Necessarily like when we did it, but he also made sure to tell Jaune that he was his son no matter what he wore, Which is why Jaune's as comfortable as he is in other clothing.

Saphron: Honestly Dad was more upset about the footie pajamas than the dresses.

Weiss: *Licking her lips* Do you think we could get him to wear a dress now?

Penny: He did wear a dress to the Beacon Academy Dance. Him and the rest of JNPR quote "Tore up the Dance Floor"

Saphron: Really? Is there any photos?

Ruby: No ...

Yang: *Pulling out her scroll* But there is Video!

Weiss: Oh sweet Mana from heaven~

Penny: ...

Ruby: ...

Yang: ...

Saphron: Please refrain from thirsting over my brother when I'm Right here.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #penny polendina #saphron arc #saphron cotta arc #rwby shitpost #asks and answers #cheeseeater2 #whiteknight #rwby whiteknight

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incorrect-gravescest · 2 months

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We're supposed to believe that Jaune and Saphron never fucked when she looks at him like this?!

#rwby #arcest #saphron cotta arc #jaune arc #jaune x saphron

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howlingday · 3 months

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THE SAPHIC HATRED OF JAUNE ARC

Saphron: Hello?

Jaune: (Via scroll) Hey, Saph, do you hate me?

Saphron: What?

Jaune: Do you hate me? I need to know.

Saphron: Jaune, it's three in the morning.

Jaune: Okay, but is this a "it's late" three in the morning, or is it a "I hope you get mauled by Grimm" three in the morning?

Saphron: What?

Jaune: Okay, so, I was on my scroll, and I saw a post that said "Lesbians Hate This Man" and it's a picture of me, so I need to know whether or not you hate me.

Saphron: Jaune, go to bed.

Jaune: Okay, but is this a "I'm tired" go to bed, or is it a "I hope you bleed out from your dick" go to bed-

Saphron: GOOD NIGHT, JAUNE! (Hangs up)

Jaune: ...Maybe Coco is in a better mood than when I last called her.

#rwby #jaune arc #saphron cotta arc

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arc-misadventures · 6 months

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Spider-Weiss

Saphron: So how did you two meet?

Jaune: Me, and Weiss?

Saphron: Yeah, how did she become your girlfriend, hell I’m amazed you even got a date with her let alone the fact you’re going steady! How the hell did that happen?!

Jaune: Oh we had these series of… odd encounters. They kept piling up on each other that she asked me on a date to… ‘silence me.’

Saphron: Did she think you we’re going to blackmail her?

Jaune: I would never dare do that to anyone. But, Weiss thought I would. I said no, like, a dozen times to get through her head that I wouldn’t do anything. But, she wanted a date so we went on a date, and well… here we are.

Saphron: Seems rather anticlimactic.

Jaune: we’ve had… a lot of moments…

Saphron: So, what was it?

Jaune: What was what?

Saphron: The embarrassing moment that started it all, what was it?

Jaune: Well…

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Jaune: The fuck…?

Weiss: Jaune?!

Jaune: Wha…?! How do you know my name?!

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Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Saphron: Oh, is it that juicy~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: She’s flexible, lets leave it at that.

Saphron: Nice!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #saphron cotta arc #jaune x weiss #weiss x jaune #rwby whiteknight

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iamafanofcartoons · 10 months

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RWBY is about FAMILY! Happy Pride Month by AG Nonsuch

https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1669749282050650126?

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juanarc-thethird · 25 days

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I have a license for that!

It's early in the morning, Jaune is still lying in his bed. It's so comfortable that he doesn't want to leave. He then moves a little and hugs something soft and warm. Everything was going well until what he was something grabbing his butt.

Jaune: What the fuck?!

He jumps out of bed

Ruby: Why did you leave? We were so warm snuggled together.

She says as she comes out from under the sheets

Jaune: Ruby?! What are you doing in my bed?!

Ruby: Well, I'm enjoying my member benefits.

Jaune: *Confuse* Your what?

Ruby: My membership.

She says as she pulls out an ID card in front of him.

Jaune: Give me that.

He takes it from her hands and looks at it.

Jaune: What the hell is this? Is it a joke? Wait a minute… MY MOM APPROVED THIS?!!

Ruby: Yep, and let me tell you, getting in was difficult.

Jaune: You member number 29?! How many members are there?!

Ruby: I don't know, your mom is the one who keeps track.

She shrugs her shoulders

Jaune: *Angry* GOD DAMN IT MOM!!!!

Meanwhile

Mama Arc: Aaa-Chu! *sniff* Someone is talking about me.

Saphron: Maybe it was Jaune… talking about your club… you know, the club you made to get more grand babies!

Mama Arc: Nah, I do not think so.

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #rwby ruby #ruby rose #ruby #rwby ruby rose #rwby saphron #saphron cotta arc #rwby saphron cotta arc #saphron #rwby mama arc #mama arc #rwby #rwby shitpost

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brokentrafficknight · 4 days

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Saph's reaction to Jaune bringing his new girlfriend to her house, Elm

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lwde-encrusted-sideblog · 9 months

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Jaune: Hey Saph! What's-

Saphron: *Blindfolded* OH Gods Terra! Where did you learn to do that!

Terra: *Eating her out* Oh, I just did some research~ You REALLY should learn how to clear your browser history when you live with a CCT Technician~

Jaune: *Slams door Shut, leaving quickly*

Saphron: Wha- AAH~ Wha- What was thaT? A-A-AH~ TEERRRRAA!

Terra: Don't worry about it Honey~ Your cries are so sweet~

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Jaune: Where's the FUCKING bleach!

Ruby: Please don't pour bleach in your eyes again.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby shitpost #saphron cotta arc #terra cotta arc #lwde #rwby nsft #rwby lwde

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superiorsturgeon · 2 months

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Jaune: *just realized Pyrrha is into him and he’s into her*

Jaune: Crap, I need to let Pyrrha know I’m interested! How did Saph tell Terra she wanted to get together…?

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Pyrrha: *showering after a workout* 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: *turns around and looks at the glass shower door*

Jaune: *pressing his chest against the glass*

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #saphron x terra #saphron cotta arc #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos

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notmaplemable · 5 months

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Saphron: So, what's it like dating a faunus?

Jaune: Well, it took a minute to get used to Ruby's more wolf like behaviors, but I've come to love them as much as I love her.

Saphron: Are there any annoying ones?

Jaune: Well, the separation anxiety can be a little bit hard to deal with.

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Ruby: *Sitting at the front door*

Ruby: 😢 Jaune. Jauuuuune. Jauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Weiss: Blake, get the spray bottle!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #wolf!faunus ruby #jaune arc #saphron cotta arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee

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