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Halloween ask; Staying Home: Jaune's having a fairly uneventful Halloween until the doorbell rings. He's surprised to see Adrian, who's dressed up as his favorite Huntsman...who also happens to be his favorite uncle. :)
Jaune is sitting on the couch in the living room, watching bad horror movies.
Jaune: Fuck me, my friends live in other cities, my online friends are busy, and I'm here watching stupid scary movies that don't even scare a mouse! I'm living the dream baby, the dream!!... I hate my life.
*Ding Dong*
Jaune: Damn, another trick or treater. I'm coming!
Jaune gets up from his chair, grabs the bowl of candy, and heads to the door.
Jaune: *Opens the door* Hello
Adrian: Uncle Jaune!!
Jaune: Adrian?!
In front of him was his favorite nephew dressed like him. His armor is made of cardboard and was very well colored. He had a plastic sword in one hand and a cardboard shield in the other. Happily he picks him up and gives him a hug, which Adrain returns.
Jaune: Oh, my God! What is my favorite nephew doing here? And look at that costume, you look really handsome. Just like your uncle.
Adrian: Hehehe
Saphron: You always say he's your favorite nephew, but he's the only one you have.
Jaune: Oh… you're here too.
Saphron: Excuse me?!
Terra: Saphron relax, he's just messing with you.
Jaune: Hi Terra.
Terra: Hi Jaune.
Jaune: So why did they come? Well besides coming for the candy, don't you think you guys are too far from home?
Saphron: A little bird told me that you were having a bad time on Halloween, so come to visit you. And maybe we can see a Scooby-Doo marathon.
She takes some DVD's out of her purse.
Jaune: Mom told you.
Saphron: N-No.
Terra: Yes she did.
Saphron: Terra!
Jaune: Ahahaha, Thank you guys. Please come in. I have pizza-rolls and candy for everyone.
Adrian: *Happy* Candy!
#Jaune#jaune arc#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby#Saphron Cotta-Arc#rwby Saphron Cotta-Arc#rwby Saphron#Saphron#Terra Cotta-Arc#rwby Terra Cotta-Arc#rwby Terra#Terra#Adrian Cotta-Arc#rwby Adrian Cotta-Arc#rwby Adrian#Adrian#halloween ask
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Jaune: *just realized Pyrrha is into him and he’s into her*
Jaune: Crap, I need to let Pyrrha know I’m interested! How did Saph tell Terra she wanted to get together…?
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Pyrrha: *showering after a workout* 😮💨
Pyrrha: *turns around and looks at the glass shower door*
Jaune: *pressing his chest against the glass*
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#saphron x terra#saphron cotta arc#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos
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How would your favorite ship with Jaune react to having Adrian crawling onto their lap and calling them auntie?
Adrian: Are you really a superhero, Auntie Jess?
Jessica: Yeah! It's like being a Hunts...man... Auntie?
*Jess pauses for a full minute before something dings in the kitchen and she squeezes her new nephew into a hug while giggling*
*Adrian gets regaled in stories about his auntie's friends from the Justice League and the Green Lanterns*
Saphron and Terra: *Recording the whole thing*
Terra: Think she's gonna break your mom's record?
Saphron: Either that or she breaks Jaune.
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RWBY is about FAMILY! Happy Pride Month by AG Nonsuch
https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1669749282050650126?
#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby pride month#pride month 2023#happy pride month#qrow branwen#taiyang is a good dad#taiyang xiao long#pietro polendina#rwby ruby rose#weiss schnee#ruby rose#yang xiao long#Blake Belladonna#penny polendina#ag nonsuch#saphron cotta arc#terra cotta arc#adrian cotta arc#kali belladonna#ghira belladonna
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Penny: It is a Pleasure to meet you Miss Cotta-Arc! Jaune speaks Highly about you!
Saphron: PLease, call me Saphron - Or 'Sister' if you'd like!
Penny: *Blushing* Sister?
Saphron: You're dating Jaune aren't you? Besides, Jaune's adopted people into the family for less - though usually we call them our cousins.
Saphron: Anyways, Adrian has been excited to meet you!
Penny: Adrian is Jaune's nephew, correct?
Saphron: Yep! And he's in the kitchen with Terra. Come on in.
Penny: Your home is very cozy-
Terra: Hello. I'm Terra. It's nice to meet you!
Penny: ... That is Adrian?
Terra: Yep. You're going through that thing everyone does.
Penny: I want twelve.
Saphron: ... Mom's gonna love you.
#rwby#penny polendina#rwby shitpost#arculus rift#cyberknight#robotic knight#terra cotta#terra cotta arc#saphron cotta arc#saphron arc#adrian cotta arc
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Jaune: Hey Saph! What's-
Saphron: *Blindfolded* OH Gods Terra! Where did you learn to do that!
Terra: *Eating her out* Oh, I just did some research~ You REALLY should learn how to clear your browser history when you live with a CCT Technician~
Jaune: *Slams door Shut, leaving quickly*
Saphron: Wha- AAH~ Wha- What was thaT? A-A-AH~ TEERRRRAA!
Terra: Don't worry about it Honey~ Your cries are so sweet~
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Jaune: Where's the FUCKING bleach!
Ruby: Please don't pour bleach in your eyes again.
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Advertising
Jaune: Are you sure this commercial is a good idea, Ruby?
Ruby: Yeah, it's going to get us tons of sales!
Jaune: ...I hope so.
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Jaune: *Doing intense exercises, shirtless*
Jaune: *Voiceover* I'm a huntsman.
Jaune: *Doing farm stuff, still shirtless*
Jaune: And that means I have to rely on my weaponry to function in even the harshest environments.
Jaune: *Wrestling a bear*
Jaune: *Sitting on the tailgate of an old pickup truck*
Jaune: And there's only one brand on weaponry that I trust to overcome any challenge.
Jaune: Lancaster Arms, family made, huntsman approved.
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Nora: *Watching the commercial* And that's going into the spank bank.
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Weiss: ...I have made a terrible mistake.
Weiss: *Receives a call, picks up her scroll*
Weiss: ... Yes Winter, I saw the commercial... No, he isn't single.
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Terra: Wow, Jaune really has filled out~.
Saphron: Yeah... *Insert uncomfortable thoughts here*
#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby smut#lancaster#whiteknight#white knight#nora's arc#winter knight#arcest#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#terra cotta arc#saphron cotta arc
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“But if Yang gets labeled as a lesbian that means we’d have 5 official lesbians on screen, isn’t that a bit much?”
No as a matter of fact I think we need more. Next question.
#rwby#yang xiao long#I’m talking the ones that have been like 100% confirmed#so the terra-cotta arcs#illia obviously#coco my beloved#and the bad bitch herself#I want there to be more#I want there to be so many lesbians they could start a roller derby tournament#I want there to be so many lesbians they could fill a gay club#I want there to be so many lesbians in the cast that not a single isle of Home Depot in remnant is empty
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Lets say jaune is Adrian's donor jessica cruz reacts to adrian pointing to her and going " mama 😇😊😄😇"
"No, Adrian." Terra giggled. "I'm Mama. That's Miss Jessie."
"Mama." The tot pointed at her. Then pointed to his other mother. "Mama." Then pointed to Jessica. "Mama." Then his finger singled out Jaune. "Papa."
"I'm really sorry about this, Jessica."
"It's fine." Jessica replied with a giggle. "I think it's very sweet he considers me part of the family."
#rwby#jaune arc#dc#green lantern#jessica cruz#rwby x justice league#knightlight#terra cotta arc#adrian cotta arc#my answer#my answers
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How about something wholesome Jaune and Adrian taking a ride on Juniper's back. Adrian strap safely to Jaune's chest.
Terra: so where's Jaune?
Saphron: hmmm~ he said he'd be her with Adrian, he usually isn't late
*suddenly juniper lands before them with Jaune and Adrian on his back*
Jaune: oh I sorry we stop for ice cream and lost track of time, an-
Adrian: hahahehehehe bunny jump high
Saphron: ohhhh~ big bunny
Terra: YOU TOOK MY SON ON A GIANT A GIANT A GIANT
Jaune: ahhh
Terra: AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Jaune " hay guys meet my family this is saphron my big sistet
Saphron " this is my wife terra with my permission she is jaunes sister in law and baby mama
Terra holding adrian " what Artificial insemination coast too much , it was easier and cheap for me to just mount jaune. Now this is jaune's nephew and son adrian say hi
Adrian " 😇goo goo
Ruby yang blake weiss Nora pyrrha and ren jaw dropped trying to process what they just hear. " ......
#jaune arc#rwby#yang xiao long#ruby rose#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#weiss schnee#lie ren#daddy jaune au#terra cotta arc#saphhron#adrian
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Saphron: HEY JAUNE!!! FMK Mom, Jeanne, Terra?
Jaune: MFK VI
Jaune: Wait what?! The hell, Saphron?!
Saphron: What? You’ve done, MFK before?
Jaune: But, not with my sister, and my freaking mother?!
Juniper: Is there a problem with that, Jaune?
Jeanne: Yeah, is there a problem with that?
Jaune: You’re my sister, and you’re my mother, and, you want me to do, MFK with you?!
Terra: I’m here too, is there a problem with me being here, Jaune?
Jaune: N-No… You’re my sister-in-law this… It isn’t as bad as having them in this.
Terra: So? I mean you only have to make two choices.
Jaune: Two choices, w-why would I only have two?
Terra: Because you’ve already fucked me, and if I wasn’t married to, Saphron you would marry me because you impregnated me, and gave us, Adrian, so?
Jaune: W-What are you talking about?
Juniper: Oh don’t bother hiding it, Jaune; We all know you’re, Adrian’s father don’t bother denying it.
Jaune: You do?!
Jeanne: Yeah, I mean, you visited, Saphron, and Terra, then the next thing we know, Terra’s pregnant. And, well, 2 +2 = 4. So?
Saphron: And, we did tell them.
Terra: Like we could have lied to them about it anyway. They all knew he was your son as soon as they saw him…
Saphron: Yeah that was freaky…
Jaune: …
Jaune: Fuck!
Terra: Yeah, so I’m the, ‘kill’ in, MFK. So what are they going to be?
Juniper: Yeah, so what are you going to do, Jaune?
Jeanne: Who are you going to marry, and fuck~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Haa… Fuck mom…
Juniper: Oh really? Care to explain why?
Jaune: N-No…
Juniper: Jaune, tell me why…
Jaune: …
Jaune: Sexy milfs… I got my preferences, okay?!
Juniper: Sexy milfs…? Nice~!
Jeanne: So that means you’ll marry me right?
Jaune: Yes…
Jeanne: Great! Lets try, and beat moms record!
Jaune: E-Excuse me?!
Juniper: Oh let me give you some advice then.
Jeanne: Thanks, Mom!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Saphron?
Saphron: Yeah, Jaune?
Jaune: Fuck you…
Saphron: Only if, Terra’s with us.
Terra: I’m down for that!
Jaune: Oh gods… Kill me now, kill me swiftly…
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How would your favorite jaune ship react to Adrian crawling onto their laps and calling them auntie?
Pyrrha: *wearing a nice dress and politely sitting on the couch in the Cotta-Arc residence as her hosts prepare tea/snacks*
Pyrrha: *blows out a big breath* Okay, so far so good! I’ve met Jaune’s sister and her wife, I’m wearing my nice-but-casual dress, and I haven’t made any mistakes or said anything embarrassing! 😮💨
Pyrrha: *feels something touch her knee*
Pyrrha: *looks down* 😕 ???
Adrian: *sitting on the floor beside the couch, sizing up the strange red-hair lady who came to visit with his uncle*
Pyrrha: Um…h-hello, little boy…?
Pyrrha: Oh, I hoped Jaune or his sister or her wife would be here when I met his nephew! I feel so awkward! 😰
Adrian: *raises his little hands and looks Pyrrha in the eye* 🤨
Pyrrha: Do…do you want up…?
Adrian: 🥺
Pyrrha: Um…okay, let me just…? *uncomfortably lifts Adrian under his arms and sets him on the couch beside her*
Pyrrha: T-that’s what you wanted, r-right?
Adrian: 😠
Adrian: *determinedly crawls into Pyrrha’s lap* Aun-ee!
Pyrrha: …wait…
Pyrrha: …did you just say…?
Adrian: *nestles into Pyrrha and grabs at her hand with his little fingers* Aun-ee! 😃
Pyrrha: 🫢
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Jaune: *in the Cotta-Arc kitchen, arranging snacks on a tray* Thanks for being chill with Pyrrha, Saph. Don’t tell her I told you, but she was so nervous on the way here that she almost made herself sick.
Saphron: No problem, baby bro! I know it’s scary meeting the family! *takes tray and steps through the kitchen door*
Saphron: *stops short*
Saphron: *leans back to the kitchen* Psst, Jaune! Come see what your girlfriend is doing!
Jaune: *looks over Saphron’s shoulder*
Pyrrha: *sitting on the couch with Adrian in her lap* Good job! Can you say it again? 😄
Adrian: Aun-ee! Aun-ee Py-ah! 😆
Pyrrha: That’s right! I’m your auntie Pyrrha! You’re so smart! Want me to make the bullhead fly again? *her hand glows black and Adrian’s toy bullhead lifts up and floats around*
Adrian: *squeals with laughter*
Jaune: *filming on his scroll* Oh my GODS…!
@cheeseater2 thanks for the ask! This is an especially fun one for me because I just met my infant nephew for the first time this week and, like Pyrrha, I was SUPER awkward at first! We’ve reached an understanding now!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#adrian terra cotta arc#saphron arc#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#sturgeon asks#cheeseater2
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After marrying Terra, Saphron teases Jaune on how he would probably be attracted to dark skinned girls just like she is.
A few years later, Jaune brings his girlfriend to meet her and Saphron tells him that she was joking about him being attracted to dark skinned girls and didn't expect him to date a girl like Emerald.
Just gonna add in the song in my head for Jaune shooting the girls from RWBY down
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#saphron cotta arc#terra cotta arc#emerald sustrai#rwby topaz#topaz#jaune x emerald
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Ruby vs. Mama Arc pt. 1
#You have one new message#
"Hey mom..."
Jaune's voice filtered through the speaker, his face came into focus on the screen.
"So uh good news... We won, I didn't think I'd make it this far but I guess I'll be coming home after al-"
Jaune was cut off when someone tugged his arm from off-screen.
"Come on, Vomit Boy~ let's get to bed~"
The camera jerked to the side revealing a girl in a corset tugging on his arm, smiling suggestively. The camera snapped back to a blushing Jaune.
"Haha okay, Rubes! Uh, I might bring a girl home too, love you, bye!"
Tears rolled down Mrs. Arc's face as her son awkwardly ended the message, she tried with every scrap of willpower not to break down sobbing.
"Iris, what's wrong?"
Her husband asked rubbing her shoulders.
"Our baby boy."
He voice was faint
"He's been seduced by some... some... Hussy!"
Iris cried out as she imagined what weird kinky stuff that goth floozy was doing to her sweet little prince.
"There's only one thing I can do."
Mama Arc said menacingly.
"Please don't threaten her with the Billhook."
Papa Arc pleaded, suddenly his wife turned on her heel.
"That's a great idea, honey! I'll get my old Billhook to scare off that Bimbo!"
Iris strode out of the room her heels barely touching the ground, her husband looked over to Saphron and her son who looked up at his mother.
"Mama, what's a bimbo?"
Saphron nearly spat out her coffee.
"Ack! Uhh, It doesn't mean anything, but you're gonna see Uncle Jaune soon!"
Saphron obfuscated.
Adrian gasped in excitement, Terra breathed some things never changed and she did not envy Jaune's girlfriend.
#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby#ruby x jaune#lancaster rwby#lancaster#jaune x ruby#rwby fanfiction#fanfic#mama arc#papa arc#terra cotta arc#saphron cotta arc#adrian cotta arc
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Can you do Adrian,Saffron, and Terra meeting Juniper?
Saphron: *Hugging Juniper Deeply* She's making the horror of what you went through more palatable.
Jaune: Yeah, She's good like that.
Saphron: *Muffled sobbing*
Terra: *Patting Saphron on the shoulder while holding Adrian*Hold your hand out Flat Adrian!
Adrian: *Holding lettuce out* Huh-buh!
Juniper: *Sniff Sniff* *Munch Munch Munch*
Adrian: *Giggle*
Terra: *Mouthing* Thank you!
Jaune: *Thumbs up*
#rwby#jaune arc#terra cotta#terra cotta arc#adrian cotta arc#saphron cotta arc#saphron arc#asks and answers#cheeseeater2
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