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I have a license for that!
It's early in the morning, Jaune is still lying in his bed. It's so comfortable that he doesn't want to leave. He then moves a little and hugs something soft and warm. Everything was going well until what he was something grabbing his butt.
Jaune: What the fuck?!
He jumps out of bed
Ruby: Why did you leave? We were so warm snuggled together.
She says as she comes out from under the sheets
Jaune: Ruby?! What are you doing in my bed?!
Ruby: Well, I'm enjoying my member benefits.
Jaune: *Confuse* Your what?
Ruby: My membership.
She says as she pulls out an ID card in front of him.
Jaune: Give me that.
He takes it from her hands and looks at it.
Jaune: What the hell is this? Is it a joke? Wait a minute… MY MOM APPROVED THIS?!!
Ruby: Yep, and let me tell you, getting in was difficult.
Jaune: You member number 29?! How many members are there?!
Ruby: I don't know, your mom is the one who keeps track.
She shrugs her shoulders
Jaune: *Angry* GOD DAMN IT MOM!!!!
Meanwhile
Mama Arc: Aaa-Chu! *sniff* Someone is talking about me.
Saphron: Maybe it was Jaune… talking about your club… you know, the club you made to get more grand babies!
Mama Arc: Nah, I do not think so.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#rwby ruby#ruby rose#ruby#rwby ruby rose#rwby saphron#saphron cotta arc#rwby saphron cotta arc#saphron#rwby mama arc#mama arc#rwby#rwby shitpost
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Doodles for an au where Merc is a rockstar……
#mercury black#jaune arc#caduceus#saphron arc#rwby#rwby mercury#rwby jaune#rwby caduceus#rwby saphron#ummm. listen. ik I’ve been gone again. it’s because of work & also most of my free time I’ve been working on my original art
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Tags forgive me for what I must do.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#blake belladonna#jessica cruz#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#rwby alyx#iona rockshow#penny polendina#saphron cotta arc#cinder fall#nora valkyrie#lancaster#knightshade#rwby knightlight#dragonslayer#white knight#knightfall#nora's arc#arculus rift#arkos
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I like to think about his family only knowing about his Mistral shenanigans through wild social media posts
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The Arc Sister Challenge
Jaune: *restrained at the top of an ornate pyramid* I’m sorry, Pyrrha! But for us to date, you have to defeat my seven deadly sisters in combat! No girl has ever succeeded!
Arc Sisters: *wielding various weapons and squaring up for an Arc boss-rush* 👿
Pyrrha: *rolls her shoulders and readies her spear* No challenge too great for my love!
One furious combat gauntlet later…
Pyrrha: *panting and leaning on her spear at the top of the pyramid, almost to her goal* You were formidable opponents…but you won’t stop me from reaching my goal…! 😮💨
Pyrrha: …now, who’s next?
Saphron: *steps forward* Just me…!
Pyrrha: *squares up*
Saphron: *holds up her baby*
Adrian: *baby noises*
Pyrrha: *screeches to a halt* Uh…
Saphron: To defeat me and claim the right to date our brother, you must hold this baby without him crying!
Pyrrha: *awkwardly holds out her hands* Um…all right…?
Adrian: *becoming fussy in Pyrrha’s arms* 😢
Pyrrha: 😨
Jaune: *manages to break free* Pyrrha! Quick, use this!
Jaune: *tosses delicious chocolate chip cookie*
Pyrrha: *snatches the cookie out of the air and quickly gives it to Adrian*
Adrian: 😃
Jaune: You did it! 😚
Pyrrha: YES!! *shifts Adrian to her other side and claims her victory kisses from Jaune* 🥰
Saphron: *sinks to her knees in defeat* 😞
Adrian: *enjoying his cookie with absolutely no idea what’s going on* 😋 🍪
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#saphron cotta arc#adrian cotta arc#arc sisters#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos
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Saphron: Why the hell do I need to bail you out of jail?
Jaune: Some guy called Penny an automatic hotdog warmer and I pulled a Yang.
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I got a promt idea. Saffron showing photos of when Jaune was cross dressing as a kid like wearing dresses (Either willing or forced by sisters) to who ever you want. Probably best to have at least 4 people react but I'm not the writer.
Yeah Four is about as many as I'm willing to do upon request
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Saphron: And this is my Twelfth birthday! We managed to get that dress over his head without him waking up!
Penny: He is very adorable! I want to hug him very tightly!
Yang: Heh, Ruby wouldn't wear a dress like that unless she would die without it.
Penny: He seems to be more comfortable in feminine clothing nowadays.
Saphron: Yeah, there was an abundance of 'Girly' clothes at the house, and sometimes we couldn't get him 'appropriate' attire. He did get made fun of a few times, but me and the rest of our sisters took care of it.
Ruby: What'd your dad think about it.
Saphron: He didn't ... Necessarily like when we did it, but he also made sure to tell Jaune that he was his son no matter what he wore, Which is why Jaune's as comfortable as he is in other clothing.
Saphron: Honestly Dad was more upset about the footie pajamas than the dresses.
Weiss: *Licking her lips* Do you think we could get him to wear a dress now?
Penny: He did wear a dress to the Beacon Academy Dance. Him and the rest of JNPR quote "Tore up the Dance Floor"
Saphron: Really? Is there any photos?
Ruby: No ...
Yang: *Pulling out her scroll* But there is Video!
Weiss: Oh sweet Mana from heaven~
Penny: ...
Ruby: ...
Yang: ...
Saphron: Please refrain from thirsting over my brother when I'm Right here.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#penny polendina#saphron arc#saphron cotta arc#rwby shitpost#asks and answers#cheeseeater2#whiteknight#rwby whiteknight
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We're supposed to believe that Jaune and Saphron never fucked when she looks at him like this?!
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Yang Priorities
Yang: Hey Jaune.
Jaune: Yes?
Yang: Remember that question me and Winter asked you?
Jaune: Yes.
Yang: Be honest with me then am I a good sister?
Jaune I mean you are better than me but not better than Winter or Sapphron.
Yang: How so?
Jaune: Yang you have been doing Ruby dirty for a while.
Yang: Not true.
Jaune: Yang on her first day you abandoned her. How do you think we met?
Yang: um.
Jaune: Our initiation, you never once tried to save her. Weiss did that.
Yang: Okay but that was because she needed to toughen up. Especially if she is going for the big leagues.
Jaune: Okay. First mission.
Yang: Oh come on, I was asleep. I found her and hugged her.
Jaune: Okay. After the fall of Beacon.
Yang: Okay you can not fault me for that. I was going through it.
Jaune: You were crying over a girl. At least she was alive.
Yang: I lost my arm.
Jaune: Protecting Blake who you were crying over. And you got a new one. I stepped up and went with Ruby to Mistral.
Yang: I eventually came back.
Jaune: You did. But not before going after Raven. The deadbeat.
Yang: She was my-
Jaune: Bitch, you could've just called once you were close to the city.
Yang: It would have taken me hours.
Jaune: You had a bike.
Yang: Still.
Jaune: Okay then back Blake. You talk shit about how your mom did you dirty. But suddenly when Blake did the same shit and came back you forgave her.
Yang: She's different. She did it to protect us.
Jaune: That's great. But here's the thing, um, we were in danger anyways. What the fuck do you mean?!
Yang: … … I-
Jaune: And the crazy part is, you prioritize Blake a lot more than your own sister.
Yang: Not-
Jaune: Yang, Beacon you gave her a lecture because she was obsessed with the White Fang.
Weiss: Then in the house, you got Blake out first before Ruby.
Jaune: Yang you were against telling Ironwood a lie and called Ruby out on it.
Weiss: Not once but twice.
Yang: Weiss!
Weiss: You're right. He is going to do the same thing to me. But still.
Jaune: But all of a sudden when Blake wanted to talk with Robyn you agreed to that shit! With no debate!
Yang: Okay that-
Jaune: Then when that old lady talked bad about Faunuses, you were ready to talk shit considering your girl is a Faunus.
Yang: Okay, I-
Jaune: Nah, bitch, I am not FUCKING done. The Ever After you were crying over your sister, but before, what were you doing that you didn't notice her having a mental breakdown?
Yang: Umm… well-
Jaune: See bitch I should- Ooh. Ooh.
Yang: Okay but-
Jaune: And then when she finally broke down. Start yelling at Blake, you jump in front, protecting her, from your own sister.
Yang: Okay but I am still there for her.
Jaune: You're right. You do. But still, you need to start balancing Blake and Ruby because if you don't, then your relationship will be just as bad as Qrow’s.
Yang: Yeah you're right. But hold on what makes you worse?
Jaune: Yang, I have seven sisters. The one sister you met, I allowed all of you into her house. Eat her food. Cracked her walls. Risked her wife’s job and in danger her whole family to get us to Atlas. And guess what, I never told her about Salem or the mission we're on. She's probably worried sick especially because I barely write to her.
Yang: Damn.
Jaune: In fact I haven't talked to my family in years. I haven't spoken to anyone in my family since Beacon.
Yang: What?
Jaune: You heard me.
Yang: Oh my God, Jaune, you need to go home.
Jaune: *stressed out* I know!
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#winter schnee#saphron cotta arc
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THE SAPHIC HATRED OF JAUNE ARC
Saphron: Hello?
Jaune: (Via scroll) Hey, Saph, do you hate me?
Saphron: What?
Jaune: Do you hate me? I need to know.
Saphron: Jaune, it's three in the morning.
Jaune: Okay, but is this a "it's late" three in the morning, or is it a "I hope you get mauled by Grimm" three in the morning?
Saphron: What?
Jaune: Okay, so, I was on my scroll, and I saw a post that said "Lesbians Hate This Man" and it's a picture of me, so I need to know whether or not you hate me.
Saphron: Jaune, go to bed.
Jaune: Okay, but is this a "I'm tired" go to bed, or is it a "I hope you bleed out from your dick" go to bed-
Saphron: GOOD NIGHT, JAUNE! (Hangs up)
Jaune: ...Maybe Coco is in a better mood than when I last called her.
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Spider-Weiss
Saphron: So how did you two meet?
Jaune: Me, and Weiss?
Saphron: Yeah, how did she become your girlfriend, hell I’m amazed you even got a date with her let alone the fact you’re going steady! How the hell did that happen?!
Jaune: Oh we had these series of… odd encounters. They kept piling up on each other that she asked me on a date to… ‘silence me.’
Saphron: Did she think you we’re going to blackmail her?
Jaune: I would never dare do that to anyone. But, Weiss thought I would. I said no, like, a dozen times to get through her head that I wouldn’t do anything. But, she wanted a date so we went on a date, and well… here we are.
Saphron: Seems rather anticlimactic.
Jaune: we’ve had… a lot of moments…
Saphron: So, what was it?
Jaune: What was what?
Saphron: The embarrassing moment that started it all, what was it?
Jaune: Well…
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Jaune: The fuck…?
Weiss: Jaune?!
Jaune: Wha…?! How do you know my name?!
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Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Saphron: Oh, is it that juicy~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: She’s flexible, lets leave it at that.
Saphron: Nice!
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The great baby fever.
Saphron: Jaune, we need to talk
Jaune: About...?
Saphron: I'm going to be honest with you Jaune. You are a slut.
Jaune: *Shock* Excuse me?!
Saphron: Don't act surprised, the whole neighborhood knows that you sleep around with any woman.
Jaune: I-I don't.
Saphron: You slept with Ruby, Weiss, Emerald, that green girl from that superhero universe, that mute girl Neo, and Oum knows who else.
Jaune: *embarrassed* I can explain
Saphron: Explain what? The why are you horny all the time?'
Jaune: I- *Lowers his head* I'm sorry
Saphron: I hope so, you horny brat.
Meanwhile:
Mama Arc: I sense a disturbance in Arc legacy. Someone is trying to ruin my plan for 100 grand-babies. I need to make a call.
She picks up the phone and dials a number.
Kali: *Happy* Hello~
Mama Arc: Did you feel it?
Kali: *Serious* That someone is threatening the Belladonna bloodline? Yes I did.
Mama Arc: Tell the others that we will have a meeting at the same time and place as usual. Tell them "Our dream is at risk"
Kali: Understood.
The call ended.
Mama Arc: Whoever you are, I won't let you this away from me.
#jaune arc#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#jaune#rwby saphron#saphron#rwby saphron cotta arc#saphron cotta arc#rwby mama arc#mama arc#rwby kali#rwby kali belladonna#kali belladonna#kali#rwby#rwby shitpost
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RWBY is about FAMILY! Happy Pride Month by AG Nonsuch
https://twitter.com/AG_Nonsuch/status/1669749282050650126?
#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby pride month#pride month 2023#happy pride month#qrow branwen#taiyang is a good dad#taiyang xiao long#pietro polendina#rwby ruby rose#weiss schnee#ruby rose#yang xiao long#Blake Belladonna#penny polendina#ag nonsuch#saphron cotta arc#terra cotta arc#adrian cotta arc#kali belladonna#ghira belladonna
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How would your favorite ship with Jaune react to having Adrian crawling onto their lap and calling them auntie?
Adrian: Are you really a superhero, Auntie Jess?
Jessica: Yeah! It's like being a Hunts...man... Auntie?
*Jess pauses for a full minute before something dings in the kitchen and she squeezes her new nephew into a hug while giggling*
*Adrian gets regaled in stories about his auntie's friends from the Justice League and the Green Lanterns*
Saphron and Terra: *Recording the whole thing*
Terra: Think she's gonna break your mom's record?
Saphron: Either that or she breaks Jaune.
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Jaune: Hey Saph! What's-
Saphron: *Blindfolded* OH Gods Terra! Where did you learn to do that!
Terra: *Eating her out* Oh, I just did some research~ You REALLY should learn how to clear your browser history when you live with a CCT Technician~
Jaune: *Slams door Shut, leaving quickly*
Saphron: Wha- AAH~ Wha- What was thaT? A-A-AH~ TEERRRRAA!
Terra: Don't worry about it Honey~ Your cries are so sweet~
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Jaune: Where's the FUCKING bleach!
Ruby: Please don't pour bleach in your eyes again.
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Jaune: *just realized Pyrrha is into him and he’s into her*
Jaune: Crap, I need to let Pyrrha know I’m interested! How did Saph tell Terra she wanted to get together…?
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Pyrrha: *showering after a workout* 😮💨
Pyrrha: *turns around and looks at the glass shower door*
Jaune: *pressing his chest against the glass*
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#saphron x terra#saphron cotta arc#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos
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