know it all is such an elementary school ass insult but god some of the mfs in my class are such know it alls and it’s sooooo fucking annoying 😭 ur not the only one that can talk about the ‘hegemonic construction of capitalism and american culture’ or whatever in an upper level university class girl ur just the only one who would have the gall to go on about it for 5 minutes when that’s not even what we’re talking about !!

Some Definition

Pairing: Bryce Lahela x MC (Cassie Vanderfield)

Book: Open Heart (post book 2)

Word Count: ~2000

Rating: PG

Summary: Cassie is done being the “cool girl.”

Author’s Note: Well, I know a ton of the fandom is looking forward to OH3 coming out later this week, but I’m just... not. I hated the majority of OH2, and I just don’t have faith in PB to write OH3 in ways that I don’t find wildly frustrating. So, I’ve decided not to read it. I think I’ll be a lot happier not having to rationalize why Bryce and my MC haven’t defined their relationship, why my MC is consistently asked to care about Ramsey’s personal problems, and why Bryce’s residency is only four years when in should be five (or seven, if he takes research years, hahaha).

So, from here on out, I’m just going to be writing fic that is canon-compliant through the end of OH2. I had assumed that Bryce and Cassie would be in a committed relationship at this point, and I really don’t have interest in their dynamic if they aren’t committed to each other after two years (and a near death experience, smh at you, PB). So, everything I write that is set after the end of OH2 will just ignore whatever nonsense PB gives us, and this little fic serves as my personal break point.

Written partially out of frustration with the direction PB took this series, but also for Day 16 of the @choicesfebchallenge - Confession.

Cassie sat on the edge of Bryce’s bed, twisting her fingers around in her lap. She was supposed to be getting undressed. At least that’s what Bryce had hinted she should do when they got back to his place while he grabbed them both glasses of water. But she couldn’t. Her conversation with Elijah from Ines’ housewarming party earlier was stuck in her mind.

“Needless to say, my parents were pretty thrilled when I said I was looking at U of Chicago and Northwestern for fellowship. What about you, considering heading back to the Midwest?”

“Oh! Umm, I don’t know,” Cassie said, her eyes jumping to Bryce over by the keg before she could stop herself.

Elijah followed her gaze and let out a little sigh. “Well, you’ll have to make some choices pretty soon.”

His words haunted her for the rest of the party, worming their way into her thoughts over and over again. He was totally right. Not just career choices, but personal choices. Because after two years, she and Bryce still weren’t anything defined or official.

She’d tried to be cool about it. She’d tried to just enjoy what they had. But she was going to be applying for fellowship very soon. And she knew that if she made decisions about where in the country she was applying because of a guy who she couldn’t even legitimately call her boyfriend, that would make her so foolish.

The door swung open, revealing the man in question, taking a swig of water from one glass and carrying another. He did a little double take when he saw her just sitting there, placing both glasses on his dresser once he finished his drink.

“Hey, you okay?” he asked, crouching down in front of her.

“Bryce, what are we doing?”

“What do you mean?”

Cassie closed her eyes. “I need to know...” she took a deep breath, trying to steady herself, before opening her eyes and continuing, “I need to know what we are.”

Bryce frowned, coming to sit next to her on the edge of the bed. “Cassie, you’re so important to me,” he said, grabbing her hand, tracing his thumb over her knuckles. “You mean so much to me.” He leaned over, tracing his thumb across her cheek, leaning in and briefly pressing his lips to hers before pulling back. “I care about you so much.”

It would be so easy to give in, to let it stand at that. But the fact was that those words, as heartwarming and flattering as they were, didn’t really answer her question. So instead of getting swept away, she scooted further down the bed, shaking her head as she pulled her hand from his.

“I know you do, Bryce. But that wasn’t what I asked.”

“Where is this coming from? I thought we had a good time tonight?”

“We did.”

He stared at her, obviously trying to read her, trying to figure out what he was missing. “I don’t get it, Cassie. What’s wrong?”

She bit the inside of her cheek, trying to stay steady and calm. She didn’t want to come across as some pathetic, needy girl whose happiness was dependent on some guy. But she also was coming to the realization that if Bryce didn’t want an actual relationship, it was probably time to end whatever they had. Spend her last year at Edenbrook just focusing on her career, getting some papers published, going to conferences, that sort of thing.

“I guess I just need to make some decisions, with my fellowship application coming up soon.”

Bryce nodded, “Yeah, I get that. But trust me, you’ll have your pick. Every diagnostics program in the country is going to want you.”

She smiled at that, but she knew it was a hollow one. Sure, she had her fears about the whole process, but fellowship match was so much less stressful than residency match, at least in diagnostics. Her worries were so much more personal. “And what if it’s a program in Georgia or Texas or Washington where I end up?”

“If you want ‘em, you’ll match there. I’m sure of it, Cass. You are brilliant, and your CV is a perfect one for diagnostics. All the other applicants are going to hate you.”

Cassie had to close her eyes, not wanting him to see the tears starting to pool there. He looked so eager and hopeful and joyous and pretty, sitting there, a giant grin on his face. He was so supportive, but it was clear that her being close to him wasn’t a priority for him at all. And after two years, after everything they’d been through, it stung. Badly.

“I think I’m going to get going,” she choked out, pushing herself off the bed, not chancing opening her eyes until she was facing away from him. Tears were already starting to track down her cheeks, and she needed to get out of there before she had a total meltdown.

“Cassie!” he called out. She heard rustling behind her and felt his fingers grasp her wrist, but she kept going, knowing he wouldn’t actually physically stop her. Sure enough, those same fingers peeled away the next instant as she didn’t slow down. She swiped her hand under her eyes as she bolted through the living room towards the front door of his apartment. How she was going to explain this later she had no idea, but she needed to get out of there, get a grip, and start to move on with her life.

Suddenly, Bryce appeared in front of her, his hands gently resting on her shoulders. “Cassie, what’s wrong? We can fix it; I promise.”

His eyes were so wide and earnest, he looked so determined and sure, but all it did was break her heart more. She just shook her head, even more tears flowing. “I don’t think-” her voice cracked, so she took a breath before she continued, “Please just let me go home, Bryce.”

Bryce stared at her for a tense second. “Is that what you really want?”

She shook her head as she swiped away more tears with the back of her hand. “It’s what I need, Bryce.”

He dropped his hands from her shoulders and ran one through his hair as he stepped back. He looked so lost and confused. “I’m sorry,” he said.

“Why?”

He shrugged. “Obviously, I upset you. I’m not sure how, but clearly I did. So, I’m sorry.”

Cassie shook her head. “You don’t need to be sorry. You’ve never led me on or anything. I guess I just hoped that maybe… But, it’s fine. You did nothing wrong. You aren’t obligated to care where I end up for fellowship or anything.”

“Cassie, of course I care where you end up!”

“Right. As a friend. But you don’t care if I end up near you.”

“I shouldn’t be-” he took a breath and started again, “What matters is your career, Cassie. That’s what you should consider. Not me. I’m not a factor here.”

“I know,” she shook her head, wiping her eyes yet again, wishing she could stop crying, wishing she’d been able to hold it together a little better. “I just wish you wanted to be.” She gave him a little watery smile and shrug before heading to the door. There was nothing left to say.

“Cassie, wait!” Bryce cried out, brushing past her and standing in front of the door. “I promise, I’ll let you go,” he said, holding his hands up in front of his chest. “But you need to know it’s not that I don’t want to be a factor. I’m just not gonna be so selfish that I ask you to make me a factor.”

She paused for a moment, trying to figure out if what he was telling her mattered at all or not. “Bryce, I… Even if that’s true, I can’t keep doing this. Just rolling along, being a cool girl, pretending like I don’t need to label anything.”

Bryce was quiet for a second, so Cassie moved to step past him, but he shook his head, stopping her in her tracks. “Why didn’t you say anything?” His voice was quiet, subdued. He didn’t sound like himself. 

“Bryce, I confessed that this meant something to me over a year ago. I wasn’t going to drag you into a relationship you clearly didn’t want.”

“Didn’t want? Cassie, I didn’t want to burden you.”

“What are you-”

“I’m a mess, Cassie. You know that. I just figured you would have the good sense to not want to get involved with my drama beyond some fun.”

“How are you a mess?”

“Well, my parents-”

“-You aren’t them. You distanced yourself from them.”

“And my sister-”

“-Is a teenager you took in and did your best to help raise and support and love. Your relationship with Keiki is wonderful, not a downside at all.”

Bryce smiled briefly, glancing down at his feet, but kept going. “I’m a workaholic.”

“I don’t think there is a way to be a resident and not be a workaholic, Bryce.”

 “I couldn’t even make pasta, for god’s sake!”

Cassie couldn’t help but chuckle at that, a few more tears spilling out even if she had largely stopped crying by this point. “Alright, I’ll give you that one. But you learned, Bryce. You learned and grew, and that’s enough.”

He shook his head, his eyes still locked on the ground. “Last time I was someone’s boyfriend, I was pretty bad at it. And I don’t know if you’ve picked up on this, but I don’t do well when I’m not excelling at something. I don’t like being mediocre at things.”

Cassie stepped forward, linking her pinkie around Bryce’s. He glanced at their hands before making eye contact. “I don’t need perfect, Bryce. I just need… more. For you to at least try. And for the record, I think you were probably better at being a boyfriend than you give yourself credit for.”

He shook his head. “Nah, you know me. I’m not exactly shy about my strengths. It was bad, Cassie.”

She shrugged. “Well, then work on it. Get better. You learned how to cook. You figured out how to provide stability for your sister. And although you might try to deny it, I am pretty sure you weren’t born a surgeon. You learned how to do those things. This doesn’t have to be any different.”

He stood there, but he didn’t say anything for what felt like an eternity. Cassie felt her cheeks growing warm as embarrassment settled in. He was probably just being polite, and she had to go and corner him, make things awkward. “Of course, if you don’t want to, I understand. I just-”

Her words died as Bryce turned his hand and fully interlocked their fingers, tugging her close and kissing her. After a few seconds, he pulled back, sliding his free hand to her cheek. “Only an idiot wouldn’t want to be your boyfriend, Cassie.”

A strange little chuckle bubbled out of her at that. “So, are you saying…”

“That I want to be your boyfriend? Yeah, I want that. Do you still want that? I’m not exactly off to an auspicious start here, what with making you cry and then after that making you console me and give me a pep talk and-”

It was her turn to cut him off, kissing him soundly, placing her hand behind his neck and holding him close. After what could have been seconds or minutes or hours, she pulled back, her eyes flickering up to his face, please to see a wide grin and pure joy in his eyes.

“Do you still want to go home? Because I would love to show off my relatively new-found breakfast making skills for my girlfriend in the morning.”

She felt her cheeks grow warm as she was able to genuinely smile for the first time since her conversation with Elijah. “I’d like that,” she said, looping her arms around his waist and relishing the feeling of him pulling her into a hug. “I’d like that a lot.”

“Good,” said Bryce. “Me too.”

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It hurts

Masterlist

Pairing: Five Hargreeves x Reader

Words: 3338 words

Warnings: ANGST, murder, blood, swearing, mention of desire to die.

Requested by: Anon

I loved your song fic “Folded messages” so much, and I saw u said we could send. I decided to give it a shot :”) obviously don’t feel obligated to do it, I’ll respect if u don’t want to ☺️☺️ I am sucker for old songs, and I think they fit so well with 5. I was wondering if a 5 fic with the song “Can’t take my eyes off of you” would be possible. I don’t rly have a plot in mind, maybe when Five meets reader in commission, or just somewhere between S1 or S2. I apologize if this is too general :”)

A/N: I know the song was out in 1967 and that it wasn’t out when the fic take place, but let’s forget about that detail, okay? Okay. Dear anon, I’m sure you wanted fluff, but I don’t know, I can’t really explain myself. It just happened. 

As the ultimate warm breath of your latest victim escaped her mouth, the pain flashing through your entire body intensified until you found yourself falling on your knees. Every nerve in your body was ablaze, the feeling of your insides burning and melting away was excruciating, breaking the remnants of your already shattered mind. Millenniums passed and you never got used to the pain. This pain that you couldn't fight or attenuate. This pain that, with each passing century, fed on your sanity and created the monster that you were now. This pain that clearly wanted you to die, but something else within every cell of your being was fighting fiercely against it. Making you live. Live in pain. It hurts. 

The once warm body of the young lady was now cold, the room now bathed in moonlight instead of sun rays. Getting up, you barely noticed how your clothes stuck to your body, enormous patches of dried blood keeping them glued to your skin. You staggered on your feet as the world shifted and your vision filled with dark fireflies. You took a deep breath and made your way up the stairs where you knew you could find a change of clothes. As you reached the stairs, your eyes caught movement out of the kitchen window. 

Two tall white-haired men forced the lock of the store next door. Their expressions weren't visible in the darkness of the alley, but the dim light of a nearby lamppost reflected on the guns badly hidden under their coats. 

A new wave of blood lust drowned your senses, replacing your hurting thoughts with angry ones. Rushing out of the apartment, you made your way to the slightly open door, thinking how unfair it was that everyone around you could die with something as simple as a bullet or a stab wound, yet you couldn't. It hurts.

You were pulled out of your thoughts by a large form blocking your view. Steely-blue eyes glared at you, the knife in his hand shining under the neons above, ready to pierce your heart in one swift movement if you were to make a move towards them. You weren’t intimidating in any way, your petite form along with your soft features wasn’t why the giant was alert. 

Not only was your entire front almost covered in blood, but the atmosphere around you was definitely the most dangerous he ever encountered. The hair on his neck and arms raised as soon as your gaze found his. Once before had he felt like that, the faithful evening he and his brothers were doing check-ups on their traps set into the woods in hope of having a nice dinner the day after. Otto remembered the fear he felt when they were met with a lone-wolf missing a back leg, said leg still stuck into the fangs of their trap. A tingling sensation around the scar of his eye disturbed the Swede, the vivid memory of his flesh being slashed open flashing before his eyes. He remembers the desperation and insanity glazing the yellow eyes of the wolf, the same desperation and insanity that were dancing in your own (e/c) ones. What was terrifying him was the intelligence hidden under the surface. You were a predator in disguise-

Screams resonated through the room as Axel started to torture the ally of their brother’s murderer, surely thinking that Otto had the matter under control. Your head turned back on the bloody scene unfolding before you, allowing Otto to fill his lungs with air, the first time in almost a minute. Otto stiffened as you moved, relaxing a little when you made your way to the other side of the room to sit on a sofa.

“I won’t steal your prey.” Your eyes were fixed on the man being tortured, the blood oozing from his nose and mouth. How the pain caused his muscles to constrict- “I just want to watch.” 

And watch you did. The giant’s attention was on you, but you couldn’t care less. You enjoyed every moment of the blue-coated man’s torture session, liking his style. You let them drench their washcloths with the dead man’s blood before making your way to the body. Out of habit, you reached for its neck, searching delicately for a pulse, even faint. Your nostrils flared when you found none, once again facing the injustice of your curse. His pain was gone while yours was still there. His torturer let him go while yours, whoever it was, kept you suffering day after day, year after year, and so on for… You didn’t remember for how long. You’ve been alive for so long that you didn’t remember why or when you were cursed. Wasn’t it unfair? Being cursed for a reason you didn’t even remember? It hurts.

The barrel of a gun refreshed the burning skin of your temple for a moment, making you close your eyes in delight. The feeling was very short-lived, though, the fire intensifying to cover the pleasant sensation. You reopened your eyes to meet the two white-haired men, the tallest pointing you with his gun from a good distance, while the blue-coated one was close enough to touch your head with his weapon. You turned slowly towards them, the gun now pressing onto your forehead.

“No witness.” His accent reminded you of your time in Scandinavian lands. You could see his eyes analyzing your blood coated features, trying to understand how a beautiful young woman like you in her early twenties could appear as such a dreadful sight. You saw it for a split second, the hardening of his gaze, milliseconds before his mind decided that it was enough and his finger pulled the trigger. 

As the bullet entered the front of your skull, you wondered if your gaze hardened too just before you gave the final blows to your prey. Do they know when all hope is to be abandoned? 

You didn’t fall to the floor as the Swedish men expected. Nor did blood escaped the bullet wound into your head. Instead of blood, a blackish liquid escaped the hole into your forehead, tainting your red-coated skin with a viscous dark trail. It hurts.

“Too bad then. No one gets what they want.” You simply stated as if this was the most evident thing in the world. 

Out of respect for their handy work on the shop clerk, you tilted your head slightly in their direction as the wound into your head started to close slowly, your curse stubbornly keeping you alive and well, before walking away to explore the rest of the shop. You ignored how their footsteps were hurried or how they called you a demon in their native tongue, focusing instead on the files scattered under a coffee table. You didn’t know why you crouched to get them, but you did and you read them. Every page.

By the time you were done, you were seated at the edge of the sofa once again. A tall blonde guy and a dark-haired one entered the room, too scandalized about the dead body of their friend and the markings on the floor below to notice you reading one of the tv brochures you found lying around. When they did though, your reading material was snatched from your hands, and a knife threatened the skin of your throat. 

You had hoped that the metal would be as satisfying as the barrel of the gun was, but you had no such luck. You huffed in disappointment before dropping your hands to your knees. It hurts.

“Who are you?” The dark-haired man pressed you, the sharp side of the knife digging slightly into your skin. 

You glared at him from your position, not impressed one bit. 

“If I tell you I’ll have to kill you.” You replied cockily. You could have fun before opening his throat with his own knife.

You expected the knife to cut your skin, definitely not for blondie to pull his buddy away and reach for you with his big hand. You gnashed as the hand approached you, both in anger and anticipation. Just as he was about to grab your neck, a blue flash enveloped him, and he reappeared in another flash, at the opposite side of the room. Behind the tall blonde, a younger boy with wide blue eyes watched, surprised. 

He returned to his senses when knife guy made a move towards you. It hurts. 

“Don’t touch her Diego!” He hurriedly yelled, teleporting before Diego and pushing on his chest to keep him away. 

“Move, Five! She killed Elliott!” He tried to push the boy but ended like the blond on the other side of the room. 

You got up, unsure of what was happening. Never in your endless life had you encountered someone who could teleport around.

“No, she didn’t! Didn’t you idiots see the ‘öga för öga’ down there? It’s Swedish for an eye for an eye. The Swedes killed Elliot.” He pointed at you, still facing the men. “She was a witness. She got shot in the head.” 

You frowned, intrigued that the boy seemed to know you got shot despite the absence of a hole in your head. Sure, the dark trail was still there, running from your forehead to the bottom of your chin, but there was no way he could have known that this was actually your very own cursed rotten blood. 

“How do you know?” Your voice shot into the room, quieting the heated argument between the three males. 

“Because I know you, Y/N.” You paused, hearing your name for the first time in centuries. He stopped, thinking his words through. “In the future, we are friends.” 

You frowned, debating the veracity of his words. In the future? He indeed looked from another time, in his weird clothing, but also because this time would have made a scandal about his powers. You had a hard time believing that you could have a friend. You huffed, shooking your head. 

“Impossible. How do you know my name?” 

The boy shot a glare to the men before turning toward you. 

“You told me, because like I said, we are friends.” He walked in your direction, stopping a meter away. “I know that you are cursed.” You perked up at that, caught off guard. “I know that you react very violently to anyone touching you because your skin burns even more than it already does.” He chuckled slightly, his gaze holding yours with something that shook you to your very core, softness. “I experienced it first hand. You broke my arm and would have choked me to death if I hadn’t jumped.” 

The softness in his eyes morphed into something else, something you weren’t used to. You never experienced it yourself, but you certainly witnessed it. Affection. It almost scared you off, the muscles in your legs wanting nothing more than to be of use and take you far away, away from his caring blue gaze. 

What kept you there was the blood on his face and shirt. Could he be like you? 

“Shit. We’ll talk more later. We have more important to do.” He turned to his brothers, a new urgency in his tone and movements. “I found a way to get back to our timeline.” He walked to a nearby room and you tuned them out, instead focusing on yourself. 

Could you trust him? He obviously knew you and you once were -or will be- trusting him enough to tell him about yourself. You never opened up to anyone before, your anger was way too great in your younger years. Now that you thought about it, you couldn’t even remember the total of number of people who died from your hands. It hurts.

“What about doomsday?” Your head turned to the dark-haired guy, interested in his words. 

“Won’t happen.” 

“And the 2019 apocalypse?” 

“Everything will be back to normal.” 

What apocalypse? You watched them fuss around, totally confused. The boy stopped before you, presenting you his arm. No, it hurts.

“I know fabric hurt less than skin to skin contact.” Your confusion was clearly written onto your face, forcing him to explain. “I’m taking you with me.”

You almost asked him why, but decided against it, a plan already forming into your brain. You grabbed his sleeve softly and in a second you were in the passenger seat of a car. The engine roared to life when the boy-

“What’s your name?” 

He turned to you, surprised for a second before genuinely smiling and turning back to the road. 

“Five.” 

“How old are you really?” He smirked.

“I knew you’d catch up quickly.” His eyes shifted from the road to you, lingering on your face like he was replaying some memories to himself. “58.” 

You hummed and turned to the window. You watched the buildings disappear, letting the trees stand high to the sky. The countryside road was a bit bumpy but you didn’t mind. You rolled down the window, letting the wind appease the fire under your skin for a little while. 

You had to admit that the silence between the two of you was pleasant. Maybe you really were friends.

“So an apocalypse is coming, eh?” You sit your back to the door, facing Five. You pulled your legs to your chest, your arms hugging them to keep them close so your chin could rest on your knees. You didn’t care that the dress you wore wasn’t covering the back of your tights, but it seemed that this detail was bothering him, his cheeks reddening quickly.

“Y-yes.” He turned back straight ahead and coughed to hide his embarrassment. “Our presence here created an apocalypse that will happen in a couple of days. Don’t worry though, I’ll stop it.”

You chuckled when you noticed him peaking back in your direction, his eyes clearly not focussing on your face this time. His blush spread from his cheeks to his neck and for the very last time, he turned his eyes ahead and kept them there. 

You reached a farm where two women were talking outside, without a care in the world. You waited for Five into the car, patiently planning into your head. Fortunately, Five didn’t think that this would take too long, so he let the car running, allowing you to turn up the radio volume slightly. 

Five came back and you were humming to a song, ignoring the fact that he was beyond pissed that one of the women didn’t follow him as he wanted. He drove the car back to the road, fuming but keeping it all inside, not wanting to cause you to stop humming to the songs. 

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

You'd be like Heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

At long last, love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

Now was the time. You lived your whole life, wanting this. To die, to find peace, to stop suffering. Five was the key. In fact, he was an obstacle. You couldn’t let him stop the apocalypse. You wanted to die and the apocalypse would grant your wish. There was no way your curse could protect you from that. It hurts.

Pardon the way that I stare

There's nothin' else to compare

The sight of you leaves me weak

There are no words left to speak

But if you feel like I feel

Please let me know that it's real

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

You stopped humming, finally noticing that Five had stopped at the side of the road and was watching you intently, a smile at the corner of his lips. You opened your mouth to ask him what was wrong, frowning, until he cut you off.

“I know you don’t remember it because it didn’t yet happen for you, but there was a time when you stopped calling for death and enjoyed living.” 

You froze at his words, wondering if he could read thoughts too. It hurts so much.

“You’re lying.” You couldn’t imagine anything worth enduring your suffering so why would he tell you that? To save his skin?

I love you, baby

And if it's quite alright

I need you, baby

To warm the lonely night

I love you, baby

Trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty baby

Don't bring me down, I pray

Oh, pretty baby

Now that I've found you, stay

And let me love you, baby

Let me love you

“I’m not. This song was playing on an old iPod when you told me.” You lifted an eyebrow at him, slowly positioning your legs to jump forward to kill him. “If you really think that the apocalypse will kill you, you are wrong. You survived and you met me there. That’s where we became friends.”

“Prove it.” Your heart was beating erratically, desperately wanting his words to be wrong. You wanted to be free. This life hurts. IT HURTS.

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

You'd be like Heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

At long last, love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

Five reached into his pants pocket, taking out a colored photo. The quality wasn’t god, but you could see yourself, curled up against a dark-haired man on a loveseat, holding his free hand while kissing his cheek. His smile reminded you of Five’s. 

Your eyes were fixed on your lips touching his face. How you seemed so unbothered by the fire eating at your nerves. This couldn’t be possible. Even the idea of doing it caused your own pain to accentuate. Ithurtsithurtsithurts-

“I found a disposable camera and used up the film. I kept it and when I came back in 2019 I had it developed.” 

I love you, baby

And if it's quite alright

I need you, baby

To warm the lonely night

I love you, baby

Trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty baby

Don't bring me down, I pray

Oh, pretty baby

Now that I've found you, stay

Oh, pretty baby

Trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty baby

The news hit you hard. Your body was shaking uncontrollably, tears ran down your cheeks, sobs escaped your mouth. It has been a while since you’d had your last breakdown although any one of them could compare to this one. At least, before you had hope that something, somewhere you finally end you. Your hopes were now crushed. It. Hurts. 

The pain in your shoulder exploded, earning a cry from your lips. Out of reflex, your fist shot straight ahead, colliding with his shoulder and successfully breaking the contact between the both of you. Quickly, you turned around and shot the door open in a haste, almost running away from him. You wanted to die. You wanted to die. You needed to- A flash of blue followed by Five’s appearance before you stopped you in your tracks abruptly, causing you to fall on your knees for the second time this day. 

Your desperation morphed into pain and your pain into anger. How dare he ruin your life? How dare he crush your hopes? If you could choose, you would have preferred to still have your hopes, at least they kept you going. What were you supposed to do now without anything to live for? Please help me. It hurts. 

“I’ll help you.” His voice was soft, as he was approaching a wounded animal. Well, maybe you were.

You were a wolf whose leg was trapped in a hunter’s trap. You would do anything to free yourself. You were desperate, you were insane, you were intelligent. 

And you were forgetful. 

It wouldn’t hurt to kill him. In due time, you would forget him. Like you forgot everything else until you became what you were now. Humanity’s wrath.

Please, it hurts.

Forbidden

“Hiya I was wondering if it’s not to much cud u maybe do a Seamus finnigan x pureblood reader where she likes him but is afraid to because he a half blood and her family and stuff (sorry if that doesn’t make sense) thanks 😊“

Pairing: Seamus Finnigan x Pure-blood!f!reader

Genre: Fluff, some angst.

Warnings: some curse words, not too many but there is still some

A.N: Here it is. Im sorry if it’s a bit all over the place. TBH I kinda pushed it and forced myself to write it. It’s not that I didn’t want to I just have a lot of school work with the holidays coming up and the end of the semester. I hope it meets your satisfactory. If not, let me know and I’ll try and rewrite it so that it does. 

Being born in a pure blood family, Y/N knew that being with any one other than another pure blood was forbidden. So if she knew that then why did she feel butterflies every time she saw him smile? 

She had started her fourth year with nothing else on her mind other than her studies, like she did every year. Of course this year was a bit different than the other years. With what happened at the quidditch world cup, and now the tournament. All she wanted to do was focus and get this year over with. But, when she saw him.. Something hit her heart. 

Seamus Finnigan, half -blood, Gryffindor, fourth year. In the four years she’s known him, she's always thought of him as kinda a dork. He had quite the tendency to make anything and everything he touched blow up in his face. At first she found it stupid, who could have the ability to blow something up without even trying? But then it just became something he did.

“So, did anyone get cute over the summer?” Lavender Brown asked the rest of the girls. They all giggled and talked about the boys of their house and some of others, while she just stared out of the window at the star filled sky.

“Y/N, you got your eye on anyone?” They all looked over to her. 

“What?” She looked away from the window. “Oh, um, no… not really.” She shrugged. 

It wasn’t necessarily a lie, she really just wanted to focus on her studies, but something about the pyro-prone boy had some sort of pull on her.

She remembered what happened when her brother came home one summer and explained that he had a new half-blood girlfriend. Her parents were furious, they forced him to break up with her and forbade him to write to her, or he could leave the family. She herself really didn’t understand what was so bad about muggle borns and half-bloods, her best friend, Hermione,  was a muggle born, but she knew her parents would never allow her to be with a half-blood. 

After sitting in the window for a little while longer, just thinking about nothing, she began to feel sleepy. Some of the other girls had gone to bed already but others just stayed up talking about their summer and some of the guys from Durmstrang. She got up from the window and went to bed.

*Time skip: first task*

She sat in the stands, next to her friends as she looked at the arena down below her. Dragons…. The first task was dragons. It was almost like they wanted one of the students to get killed. She worried for her black haired friend, who wasn’t even supposed to be in this thing in the first place. 

“Obviously no offense to Harry, but I seriously feel like Krum is going to win.” One of the boys in the year below them said. 

“Oh please. Where do your loyalties lie? Harry is obviously going to get this. He’s already had experience with dragons.” Seamus said, referencing back to their first year, when Harry, Ron, and Hermione had got out to Hagrid’s hut and witnessed the birth of a dragon. “What do you think, Y/N?” He turned to her. 

“OH, well. It all depends. They have four dragons, each one more dangerous than the next. And I’m assuming that they didn’t assign dragons to each competitor as it could be ruled favoritism, so they most likely have the competitor’s choose the dragons randomly, so it’s all up to chance. And if Harry got the most dangerous…” She shuddered at the thought of what might happen. 

“Hey,” Seamus put his hand on her shoulder, noticing the worry in her eyes. “Harry is a very talented wizard. He's strong, He knows what to do if something goes wrong. He’ll be okay.” 

“Harry also has a knack to get himself into dangerous situations Seamus, don’t forget that.” She thought back on the last four years they’ve known the famous Potter boy. Their first year, he almost died due to their possessed dark arts teacher. Their second year he almost died in the chamber of secrets, their third year, Serius Black had escaped, and there were dementors all around. During all these things she sat on the sideline, but heard about it through Hermione.

“Yeah, and he always gets himself out of it. The bastard hasn’t died yet. Come on Y/N,  

have a little faith in our friend.” He tried his best to calm her down.

The first three had gotten through the task fairly easily, she had a bad feeling about 

Harry’s match. They brought out the first dragon and she recognized it quickly. Hungarian Horntail. She took a deep breath, they were keeping the dragons on chains, Harry should be okay. She tried to keep a positive mind.

Harry came out and immediately summoned his broom. “Smart.” she thought. Harry was always skilled with a broom. But her positive mind had disappeared when the Horntail broke the chain and followed Harry. “Harry!” she yelled. “Oh my gods.” She put her hand over her mouth in disbelief.

“Hey it’s okay, He’ll be fine. It’s just like quidditch. You know, trying to stay away from the Bludgers and stay out of the way of the player tailing you.” Seamus put his hand on her back trying to comfort her. She knew he was trying to take the dangerous situation and try and make it seem less terrifying by comparing it to something Harry did almost every day.

“Finnigan, you and I both know this is nothing like quidditch. First off, the players tailing you don’t breathe fire, and want to eat you.” She scowled. 

“Bloody hell, stop being so negative. I’m just trying to help!” He threw his hands up in frustration. Once he had turned around and started to talk with Dean instead of trying to calm her down, she felt a small pull in her chest. She knew he had only been trying to help, but she seriously couldn’t get the danger of the situation out of her head and it had seemed to distract her from that. 

*Time skip: Yule Ball*

She was currently getting all dolled up for the Yule Ball, with Ginny, the youngest Weasley. Y/N was wearing a (F/C) gown, (reference), she had put her hair up in a messy sort of bun (reference). She was honestly very excited for the night, she needed to focus on getting ready, but her mind kept going back to him asking her to the dance.

“So, I… we’re friends right?” Seamus asked Y/N nervously.

“Um, yeah?” She was confused as to what had him like that.

“Well, with the Yule ball coming up… um… do you have anyone to go with yet?” He still didn’t look her in the eyes.

“No.” She shrugged. “Honestly I think I might just stay in the room alone.”

“No! Don’t do that.” He looked up to see her focused on the work she was doing.

“I mean, I don’t have anyone to go with, and it will only be a distraction.” She rolled her eyes. 

“Go with me.” He blurted out without thinking much. Y/N’s brain had gone blank,she froze. Not exactly expecting him to say that. She thought he would as Lavender or someone else, once she came back to reality she felt a tickle in her stomach. “I mean, if you really don't want to then you don’t have to.” 

“Okay.” she nodded with a smile.

“Wait, really?” His face lit up with joy. She gave him a nod and he ran off with a skip in his step. Running to Dean to talk about how he got the cute girl to go to the ball with him. Once he walked away she thought about what her parents would say. ‘They don’t need to know.’ she shrugged.

“Hello, Y/N?” Ginny waved her hand in front of Y/N’s face. She hadn’t even realized she had spaced out.

“Oh, sorry, Whats up Ginny?” She smiled at the young redhead next to her. 

“What were you thinking about?” She asked with a tilt of her head.

“Nothing important. Let’s just hurry up.” 

Once they had finished getting ready they walked out of the dorms and down the hall. They got to the stairs and saw Neville and Seamus waiting nervously. When Neville had seen Ginny he smiled and reached out his hand. But Seamus had just looked at Y/N, with awe. He didn’t move, didn’t smile, didn’t speak. Neville elbowed him in the ribs and then he finally reaches for her hand. “Hey, Neville you two go on ahead. We’ll catch up in a bit.” Seamus looked into the girls eyes, and Neville and Ginny walked off as they were told. “Hello.” He smiled.

“Oh, um, hey.” She said, cheeks turning red at how he pulled her closer. 

“You… you look…. Wow…” He said, breathless and examining all of her features. She felt the warmth spread all over her face.

“We.. we should go now Seamus.” She spoke softly, afraid that if she was any louder she would embarrass herself. 

He shrugged and moved away. “You need to be more confident. I don’t like this shy side of you.” He started walking away and she felt her chest get heavy. “I’m joking.” He said when he saw the look on her face. “But I don’t think there’s any reason to be all shy. Just be yourself.” 

They walked into the grand hall and waited as the competitors got the first dance. And then they eventually joined in. The whole night was a mix of upbeat and slower songs. The night was going great, until one particular slow song came on.

It was getting late and Y/N was getting tired, as they danced she rested her head on Seamus’ chest and they pretty much just swayed. He lifted her up to look into her eyes. “You really do look great.” He made direct eye contact. Normally it would have made her uncomfortable but looking into his eyes gave her a weird sense of comfort. They looked into each others eyes in silence. Until he leaned down and put his lips on top of hers. 

Shock ran through her body as she pushed him off. They looked at each other with wide eyes before she ran away. Seamus felt heartbroken. Not only thinking that she didn’t like him back but also afraid he had just ruined their friendship.

Y/N didn’t run back to the dorms. Instead she ran out into the courtyard. The guy she liked had just kissed her and she pushed him off her. She liked the kiss, she really did, but she didn’t want her parents to forbid her to ever talk to him. He was an art piece she could only look at, never touch.  She wanted to though, She wanted to be with him, but she was scared. Scared that her family would kick her to the curb. She also felt awkward now. What would she say when he saw her again? Would she explain it? Would she just act like nothing had happened?

She went to be that night with guilt running through her veins and sadness pushing down on her chest

*Time skip: Second task*

She had been avoiding him ever since that night. She wasn’t sure what to say or to do. At this point Seamus had gotten tired of this. When he saw her at the second task he made sure to keep an eye on her so that after they had all jumped into the water he could find her easily and pull her away. 

Harry was the last to jump in, writhing in pain, Neville was scared that he had killed him. Once Harry proved he wasn’t dead Seamus went to find Y/N. 

“Seamus? Where are you going?” Dean asked.

“I need to find Y/N. We need to talk about something.” Was all he said before leaving.

Once he found her he grabbed her by her wrists, startling the girl. He dragged her away from the lake and to the woods nearby. 

“S-Seamus?” she questioned one they stopped.

“What is going on? You haven’t talked to me since the Yule Ball. Look I get it if you don’t like me back, it’s what every, we can pretend like it never happened, but… don’t stop being my friend… please.”  He looked at her with soft eyes. 

“Seamus, it’s not that I don’t like you back…” She began “It’s that I do like you back…” 

“That doesn’t make a lick of sense.” He said bluntly.

“It really does. I like you back, but I can’t. I shouldn’t like you back.” She looked at the ground.

He pushed her up against the tree. “Look, stop playing with me. I’m not a toy. You like me back great, let me take you to Hogsmead. You don’t like me back, fine, this never happened, make up your mind.” He looked deep into her eyes.

“I do like you Seamus. But my family…” She wanted to cry. Seeing her eyes start to water Seamus lightened up a bit.

“You’re family what?” He moved his hand to her cheek, ready to catch any tears that may fall.

“My family is full of purebloods… I-I can’t be with you. No matter how much I want to.” A single tear rolled down her face.

“Stop lying. Why would it matter?” He started to get angry again.

“I’m not lying. My family said that I am only allowed to date other purebloods. Even if I tried to date you, they’d either kick me out of the family or, forbid me from ever talking to you again. And I really like you, I don’t want to stop being friends.” She grabbed his hand.

“Y/N, give this a try. I’ll stand up for you if your family tries to take you away from me. So what? Why should my blood keep us apart? I like you, and if you really are telling the truth, then you like me. No one should get to tell you who to be with. That’s up to you and to you only.” He pulled her closer to him, taking both of her hands into his. “Let me take you to Hogsmead this weekend, please?” 

“Okay.” she nodded with a smile.

“Can I kiss you again?” He asked, looking into her eyes for an answer.

“Oh… um… y-yeah… sure.” her face went red. He leaned in and put his lips on her. She didn’t push away this time. She just melted into the kiss. Her head buzzed, and her heart felt like it would burst. This is what she wanted. She’d find a way to get what she wanted and stay in the family.

“Let’s go back.” He pulled away, interlocking their hands and heading back to the lake.

I disagree with what you said about a/b/o and 'just make him trans'. Cos intersex omegas help people like me who are intersex (and without genderdysphoria, cos yes we exist me@society) to explore sexuality, genders and ways to not always needing to be seen as trans. I'm cis, I'm intersex and identify as such. I haven't written any a/b/o yet for SH I only write TW fic atm. I can't wait to delve deeper into the wonderful fics that are out there for SH. Thank you for writing trans!magnus. He's A+++

LONG RAMBLY RANT, ACTIVATE. This got a little messy and long, sorry about that, I’m just tryna,,,, organize my thoughts. Anyway,,,, thank u for the ask!!

Okay, so like, first thing to say: absolutely fair! I didn’t take intersex people into account when I wrote that as I was primarily drawing on my own experiences as a trans person, and like, that’s on me. I didn’t consider that angle at all, and I’m sorry for that. And I’m glad to get this other perspective I didn’t consider.

But like, I’d also like to say, that I think that doesn’t necessarily change what I was saying. Expand it, maybe, but like, not really… change anything? While it’s true that one could expand “you could just make them trans” to “or intersex, or another similar overlapping identity that would apply here where you could talk about that specific thing and actually make them that identity a rather than just making it a made-up fetishy ‘boypussy’ thing” the rest of what I was saying there was still like, applicable.

I mean, for one, a/b/o is still rooted in transphobia, both with the whole “making up new trans identities without acknowledging real trans people at all” thing that pops up a lot, and with making a cis guy with a vagina and zero implications genderwise or anything else, as well as the reinforced gender roles, and so on.

That being said, I made a point to be like, a/b/o isn’t inherently bad and wrong, and you aren’t transphobic for writing or reading it. Even if you’re not trans or intersex (like I said there are associated kinks/tropes one can enjoy without necessarily being into the other parts, I get it), but even so, particularly in the sense that some people do project onto a/b/o, as what you’ve mentioned. It’s true I specifically was talking about trans people—even specifically transmasc people, although I’m certain there are other ways to use the a/b/o universe for other identities—but while it would also apply to groups I didn’t mention, like intersex people, it doesn’t change or invalidate the point.

So like, I get what you’re saying about exploring sexuality/gender via a cis intersex omega, much how I projected on cis male omegas before I was more comfortable writing porn with trans characters (which by the way isn’t invalid! projecting is totally valid and you don’t have to graduate to writing trans or intersex characters like I did—it’s another reason why I do have mixed feelings about a/b/o). Because it’s a more socially acceptable and popular way to explore that kind of thing, and it’s a lot easier to find if you don’t want to write it yourself.

But like, for one, I feel like most people writing ‘boypussy’ a/b/o porn aren’t intersex or trans people exploring their sexuality. It’s cis/non-intersex people who unironically use that word and couldn’t give less of a shit about trans or intersex people, and are using it purely for wank material. It feels kind of fetishy and gross; and that’s not even getting into the other problems I mentioned.

And two, I feel like the ideas “a/b/o is often transphobic, particularly the AUs where an omega is like, all but literally a transmasc person (or an intersex person, as you’ve pointed out) but still treated as a non-intersex cisgender man just with an extra bit Down There for fun, or even treated as a misogynist’s stereotype of a woman in all but name and chest (what with how alpha/omega is often just reframed gender roles)”, and “a/b/o can be a way for an intersex or trans person to project onto and explore their sexuality in socially acceptable ways” and even “a/b/o has some fun kinks/tropes that aren’t inherently bad by themselves and it’s not wrong to enjoy those things”, aren’t like, mutually exclusive.

But again, that doesn’t mean you’re invalid for liking a/b/o or using cisgender intesex omegas to explore that kind of thing. There’s nothing wrong with that. And one could even argue that sure, those fetishy authors are doing it for their own kink reasons, but young intersex or trans people might read that for their own reasons and really enjoy it, and is it really right to say “okay, you can only do this if you’re trans or intersex, you better prove you are before we let you write it”?  Like, no, that sounds weird. But also do I trust most cis, non-intersex people to write it? Also… kind of no…? Although also I have little faith in general, given all the other tropes that aren’t even necessarily transphobic, just shitty.

I don’t know the answer here. Like I said, I have complicated feelings on a/b/o. I feel it isn’t as black and white or as just plain bad as some people say (although they’re allowed their opinions and distaste, of course) but I also don’t think it’s free of any problems.

But hey, that’s just my opinion, and obviously, I’m not intersex myself. I hope I explained myself well enough (I can’t emphasize enough I’m not upset or angry or anything like that, I’m just trying to explain what I was saying, and while I totally welcome this discussion and an alternate perspective I haven’t had on this before, I don’t think what you’re saying necessarily conflicts with what I was saying? You know?), but if I said anything offensive at all please don’t hesitate to let me know.  And hey, if you have any more thoughts, feel free to shoot another ask!

But really, thank you for sending me this! And again, I’m sorry for not considering intersex people in my original post.

Also: I’m glad you like my trans Magnus fics!! There sadly aren’t a lot more of them but i would recommend tothetrashwhereibelong’s fics (and blog of the same name) to start, if you want any more good trans Magnus content. 

stray kids imagines! calling a uber! ➢ bang chan

➵ pairings: chan x reader

➵ word count: 1411

➵ summary: ideas come from unlikely places and in different shapes and forms, but no one knew it would be from an uber driver

You have just finished your part-time job at a music store

If you haven’t already know, you are basically a music teacher who taught piano to smol kidzz (*cough* *cough* including changbeannie)

You actually forgot that your car was being serviced so you can’t really go back home

So, you proceed to call a UBER!

Since you were a part-time music teacher, you create music in your spare time

You have a genius melody and tune in mind but you just don’t know where you should place in your music piece 

But your thoughts came to a stop as your uber came

You got into the passenger seat as the car stop right in front of you

“Welcome to CHAN’s uber!” was the first thing you heard when you settle down

I’m not gonna lie but you were pretty shooked af from that deep voice of the driver~~~

You turn your head to the left to see who that deep voice belongs to

BUT just before you head turn 90 degree to your right, your eye caught a smol rubber ducky on top of his dashboard

And you just can’t help but chuckled at it since you relate it to the kidzz you teach at the music center

“That’s cuteee” you pointed at the yellow ducky

Well, now you make Chan caught off guard and he blushed realllyyyyyyy fast

That was also when he took few glances at you AND he thought you were pretty cute too

“but you’re cuter ;)” he whispered but enough for you to hear some parts of it

You were probably already dying at this point bc of that COMEBACK 

And not long after, both of you were already tomato red by then

It wasn’t even 5 minutes in the car, and you might already have a crush on him (good job Y/N)

While he was concentrating on driving, that was when you had a good chance to look at him

He has dirty blonde hair that fits well with his ethereal looks

He wore black from head to toe: black hoodie, black ripped jeans, black boots, etc

Honestly, he gave you bad boy vibes at first but right after you seen his rubber ducky, your thought just flipped

Chan has already caught you looking at him a few times now, and he loved it

Because let’s be honest, no one can break his seducing charm here

It has already been few minutes of you staring at him, yet it feels like time has stop when you looked at him

“Are my looks that captivating, miss?” Chan smirked

“Wait-t wh-hat?? U-uh n-no”

“Don’t lie,,, You’re not the only one that gave me that stare” He widen his smirked

From that moment on, it’s no point lying to him further so you just gave up

“Ok, fineee. It was, alright?” you whispered, which you hope he didn’t hear

But your luck was thin, so yes… he did hear it

He chuckled, while approaching the traffic light

The traffic light slowly turns from green to red (cue music: red light, green light swaggg), and that was when he got the chance to really take a look at you

He saw your cute ass face until his eyes landed on the music sheets that was on your lap

Scribbles of handwriting was everywhere plus tiny coffee stain which was stain in some corners of the sheets

Since he is actually a music producer and fetching people to their destination was a way for him to relax and listen to people problem (if they want him too)

He gains many ideas from listening to them which is why many people relate to him so well through his music as if he had put himself inside in other people’s shoes

Anywaysss, he was very intrigued by your scribbly handwriting and many scratch off musical notes

“I didn’t know u make music too,,” he stare at your direction

“Honestly, I didn’t know I could make music either. One day, I just had this tune in mind and that’s where I branch out but now I’m in a pothole :/”

AND that’s when you realized that he makes music too

“WAIT,,, you make music too??” he nodded as he try to focus on driving but we all know that Chan said you were cute and he can’t take his eye off you but he does not want to die so he ‘try’ to STAY focus

You thought to yourself that maybe,,, just maybe…

He might be the right person to ask for some ideas and thoughts about the song you’re stuck on

“hey, Chan right? Would you be a kind soul and help me with something?”

“If it’s about your song then I wouldn’t mind just for you ;)”

OKAYYY you might not have expected that and your cheeks might or might not have flushed a bright red but you quickly ignored it so that Chan didn’t caught whatever is happening to your hormones

“So,,, there’s this one tune that’s stuck in my head and I just can’t seem to put it on paper” you started explaining

“Alright then, sing it for me” he chuckled

“Are you serious?? My voice sucks and I hate them” and you continue to bash yourself that you just hated singing

And that’s when Chan got so pissed as you were doubting yourself so very much

“Okay, listen here Y/N,,, stop doubting yourself that your voice sucks. No one has listened to your voice yet so stop saying that. I won’t judge you, I promise. And if you feel embarrassed, just think I’m invisible and look out of the window if you like”

You haven’t really had much choice and you really needed his help so you thought of about what he had just said

Without much hesitant, you decided to fuck it and just sing a piece of it~~~

After what you thought was the most painful and cringing moment of your whole entire life, it was actually the opposite for others (aka Christopher Bang)

Obviously he has listen to many artists voices before,,, but your voice just stands out differently than the others

He didn’t guess that you would have a strong and loud voice behind that insecure doubtfulness on the outside

“Y/N, you were obviously lying when you said that your voice sucks,,, Please… stop doubting yourself from now on. Your voice was beautiful, alright? And you can’t tell me otherwise”

Honestly, you knew you weren’t that bad,,, you heard it from other people as well that your voice is in the perfect pitch but you always had low self-esteem from the start :/

After Chan has reached your place, he had already given you some ideas and good advices for your song,,, like he even sang with what you have on the music sheet bc he is just that good ugh

You were pretty sh00ked that he has such an angelic voice even though he is only a music producer

“Chan, you should really go for some singing audition when you have the chance,,, your voice is to cry for and don’t get me started on your beautifully shaped fa-“

He raised his eyebrow and chuckled for the billion times

“E-Er w-what I meant-t to say is tha-t, we-ll er-m,,, how-w should I put this??”

“Y/N, we should grab some coffee next time when I’m free. I’ll call you. Plus I wanna hear the full song before it releases,,, until then have a nice day and stop doubting yourself kay?” he smiled happily

You had so many things to process, like it was coming all at once and you just don’t know where to start

And all you utter was “Thank you for helping me” before he drove off to his next customer but you made sure you properly thanks him when you meet the next time

You thought to yourself that this is probably the most amazing day of your life minus the part where you had to sing and you suddenly got the motivation to finish completing your song before you forget everything Chan had said

AND let me just tell you that the next coffee meeting with Chan was wayyy more faster than you expected it to be and your song,,,

Well, the end product was a big hit,, It went viral pretty quickly and it is all thanks to a random UBER driver you met on that one faithful day~~~

♡♡♡ AUTHOR NOTE ♡♡♡

Heloo fellow people who has came all the way to the end of this post, Hopefully, my imagine wasn’t that boring for you to skip it ;-; I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did ❤️What do you guys wanna read next? Leave it in the comments below :) 

Till next time, buh bye 👋🏻

- Isa ✨ -

NCT 127 reaction to getting cheated on

Warnings: Angst, lightly suggestive in some parts, uuh bad writing and somewhat repetitive and also not proofread.

NCT 127 x Fem!Reader

Request: can u do 127 reacting to u cheating on them

A/N: Yeet, my first reaction post and also my first post after my short semi-hiatus, so go easy on me, i'm still learning 🤧

Taeyong: He definitely wasn't the type of boyfriend who would try to hold you back everytime you were getting ready to go out. Surely, he would rather spend time with you than spending most of his free time alone, but he understood if you wanted to go out with your group of friends. It was fine with him, even though he did worry a lot.

As always, he would pick you up afterwards, making sure that you get home safely. What he didn't want to see though, was you mingling with some other guy on the front porch of the house where the party was supposedly organized. His hands roaming around your body, groping you shamelessly and your fingers brushing through the dark locks of his hair.

As much as Taeyong wanted to believe that you were just drunk and didn't know what you were doing, it still wasn't an excuse. A part of him wanted to pull you two apart in anger, but a part of him just wanted to drive off and never see you again, or at least til the whole situation sorts out, which it wouldn't. Only when you heard the loud slam of a car door, was when you pulled away from your 'lover'. Could a careless affair be a reason to ruin a long tem relationship?

ㅋㅋㅋ i just thought this gif was fitting

Taeil: It had been going on for a bit more than a month now. It was impossible to look him straight in the eyes and not feel the agonizing pain of guilt and conscience hitting you in the face. You didn't want to excuse your wrongdoings, but you also couldn't muster up the courage to end everything sooner. It was a bit late to do it now, but you finally felt ready.

Trying to explain to Taeil that you had met someone else was a bit more difficult than you expected. He didn't want to believe it at first, but the train of realization soon hit him. It hurt him a lot and even when he started doubting himself, he wanted to handle it maturely. He wouldn't say much, but just enough for the two of you to come to a mutual agreement on what you wanted to do.

You believed he would do better off without you. He deserves someone who can stay faithful, unlike you. Getting over it took him more time than he expected. Being in constant state of questioning and doubting himself, he definitely needed someone to help him get over that.

oh look, it's the king himself

Johnny: He was always looking forward to spending time with you. Anyone could tell that he was totally whipped for you just by the way he looked at you, so the time he spent with you was his favorite time of the day. His arms were tightly wrapped around your waist and his head resting comfortably on yours. You two were talking about the weirdest nonsense you could think of, as you usually did. When you finally got out of his grip and excused yourself, you got up.

Not even a minute of you being away had passed, when the screen of your phone lit up. Johnny didn't want to peek into your phone, but the message on your phone was more than concerning. Something like 'are you still with him? I miss you'. Surely it could be a friend, but after reading more of the convos you two had, it became fairly obvious that there was something more than that.

When you got back you were greeted with a confused Johnny with your phone in his hand. As he turned to face you, you could tell it was more than just confusion. It was a mix of disbelief and sorrow. He asked you to explain what was going on, but after getting no response from you, he knew that it was his time to leave. You obviously had other places to be and he didn't want you to see him breaking down because of you.

Yuta: Some people had already been telling him that it seemed like he was the only one that was putting effort in trying to make your relationship work. You were rather working late shifts than leaving early to go see him sooner. He believed it was something every couple went through at some point and that soon enough everything would return to how it was before: romance and all that fun stuff.

But all the hope was thrown out of the window when he saw you making out with a co-worker right on your office desk. The sight was disgusting and the sounds you two made were even worse. Yuta made sure that he didn't leave unnoticed. He made a few snarky comments about how he should've known earlier that you wouldn't be able to keep your knees together.

He made it seem like he would get over it quickly since he walked out confidently, but it would be a lie if he said that he didn't stay up late at night, blaming himself for not noticing it earlier, saving him the heartache and seeing the scene of you and your co-worker in his nightmares.

Doyoung: You and Doyoung were going strong for almost 5 months now. You would always tell him that he was the man of your dreams and you would never wish for someone else. He would sometimes let that get to his head, but that's not the point. Doyoung knew your friends and they knew him. You would all hang out from time to time, but since you told Doyoung that you'll be going on a trip with your relatives, you didn't see your friends for a while. A perfect chance to meet up again, right?

Probably not, since the moment your friends saw your hand intertwined with Doyoung's, they gave him a weird look, before asking if you hadn't gotten back together with your ex boyfriend. The weird looks then were targeted at you. In that situation, Doyoung tried to play cool and get you out of that situation, but the truth was slowly getting to him. A trip with your relatives? More like a trip to your ex boyfriend's house for a quick fuck.

“Where should I drop you off?” His voice was calm but cold. You begged him a pardon, assuming you misheard him. “You're not coming home with me tonight or ever again.” You deserved that and you both knew that. For constant lies you were living in, you should get a treatment worse than that.

Jaehyun: He wasn't getting home early, in fact, he was got home much later than usual. He looked much more worn out than on a regular (huh) evening. Not the sound of the door slamming or him kicking his shoes off was loud enough to disturb what you were up to at the moment, but the sounds that you made didn't go unnoticed by Jaehyun. High pitched whines and breathy groans coming from your shared bedroom. The second he heard it, he wanted to prepare himself for the worst.

The door flew open, your naked back facing Jaehyun and a pair of manly hands holding you down as your whines progressively got louder. Jaehyun didn't want to see any of that, but he couldn't move either, standing there completely speechless until the male under you noticed his presence. You turned to face him, your face completely fucked out, make up ruined as well. You tried to cover yourself up the best you could, begging him to let you explain. What was there to explain? You tripped and accidentally fell onto a strangers dick?

Jaehyun didn't want to hear any of it, neither did ha want to say anything to you. He left the room, the house, just as quick as he entered it. Not knowing where he was heading, who he was looking for, only knowing that he didn't want to face you anytime soon.

WinWin/Sicheng: He was never one to talk endlessly or to really be into physical affection. He had his own ways of letting you know how in love he was with you, but it wasn't enough for you. You craved his touch, you wanted to tell him how much he actually needed you, but over time you came to realize that it would most likely never happen. You believed that you weren't being greedy, since all you wanted was a bit more attention and praise. You found someone who could give you exactly that.

As you were walking hand in hand with your newfound lover, a familiar voice called back to you. You knew the voice and the tone too well. You hesitated to look back, but the lover by your side questioned your relationship with Sicheng. “He's my... Ex-boyfriend.” You muttered before walking away in a fast pace.

Saying that Sicheng was mad would be an understatement. He was furious. He couldn't believe that someone like you would have the nerve to indirectly break up with him on the spot right after getting caught cheating. He whished there was still something he could do about it, but you were gone. Just like he was with you, he was quiet about his feelings, choosing to get over by himself, not involving anyone else.

Jungwoo: After seeing you progressively get closer to your childhood 'friend', Jungwoo would only get more worried with time, but seeing him shamelessly walk up to you give you a playful kiss, it wasn't something Jungwoo could misinterpret. Sure, the friend maybe didn't know Jungwoo, but the relationship with you and the friend became quite obvious.

“Who is he?” Jungwoo spoke softly, barely louder than a whisper. You stuttered a half-assed excuse that even a five year old would buy. Jungwoo wanted to believe that it was all an evil joke, but after hearing your apologies about how you should have told him, he had to accept the truth.

He didn't attempt to hide his tears if there were any, he just wanted to know what he had done that you had to look for someone else. As much as he wanted to talk you out of it, there was no way your relationship would be the same after this. If there was any kind of relationship between you two, that is.

Mark: He had caught you being overly touchy with someone probably more than once. He just didn't want to confront you about it. What would he say anyways? He still couldn't deny his feelings for you even though he knew that your feelings for him had died a long time ago.

But all those worries were thrown aside when you two got into a heated argument, because you thought 'it just didn't work out between you two'. “Who does it work out with then? The guy who sticks his tongue in your mouth behind my back?” Were the words that came from Mark and that also ended the whole argument. It didn't matter whether any of you walked out at that moment. The tension between you was unbearable and in the brief moment when you looked up at him, you both realized that it's over.

Haechan/Donghyuk: The past few days or even weeks were not the easiest for you and Donghyuk. You were constantly picking fights over the smallest things and that always ended with you walking out and coming back a few hours later, in a much better mood than before.

There could be many explanations to that, but Hyuk was not the one to believe all that. He knew exactly what was happening, but still didn't know how to end it. It was until the last fight you two got into and you, as always, walked out, but you didn't show up even after midnight. As much as he didn't want to do it, he found it to be the chance to finally leave, but not before he leaves you a nice short message on a pretty yellow paper.

‘The cologne of your man smells nice, covers up the stench of your own lies and disgusting attitude’

—Donghyuk <3

lmao oh man. ok ive been talking to a guy who from the start knew i wasnt interested in any romantic stuff - i told him up front, he told me he wasnt either. cool cool. so we met for a coffee and yeah im not attracted to him, but he is intellectually stimulating u know. like where you can have many hours of conversation because hes really communicative and blunt and honest and has a very different view on life than me etc. which i like about him. i learn so much from direct opposites. we become friends. well, flirty friends, but honestly he is the only one doing the flirting during this entire time. ive been very specific not to as to not send any mixed signals, and have had to dodge some straight-forward sexual stuff a few times. not at all because i dont want to talk sex, we have absolutely talked sex, but not with each other, and i just really dont want him to think im attracted.

however he turned out to be a pretty... petty and unchill person. at times, anyway. as i said i like talking to him and do so quite often, or did so anyway, up until recently. a while ago he started to get very contrarian, like, edgy? rude, but at first in a playful way. i dont have a problem with rude when its in a playful/comunicative way, im amused by that and i indulge in dishing it back playfully from time to time. but it was very obvious he was doing it because i mentioned i was into "rude" guys, maybe once, when we were talking about my former love interests. and by rude i definitely dont mean as in someone whos all high and mighty, self-entitled, or stuff like personal attacks, im talking about a kind of humor, or in a charming, charismatic and mischievous way. and maybe that is my fault for not specifying what that actually meant, idk. its still kind of strange completely rearranging your personality based on something i said once, you know? it all felt very contrived to me.

but anyway, he also started to get pissed off that i would see my friends but couldnt see him (he lives in a different city...) and about how i could afford to go drink beer with my friends and not drink tea at his place (he also doesnt drink and, again, lives in a different city) and im like... ok first, im not even that into you in comparison, i will always pick my friends over others, i prioritize my money (i am by NO MEANS wealthy omfg) the way i want and on what is proportional to what i get out of the experience. im not going to put out a lot of money on a train ticket to sit at home with you, a guy ive met in public ONCE, when i have all of my biggest friend groups in this city, here, where i live, and we enjoy drinking beer, watching soccer, going to the beach, hanging out in parks, having game nights and hosting and going to parties etc etc. heck yes im going to spend my last money on being with them. and i have told him this, and also that if i had more of a disposable income right now i would obviously be freer to do whatever. ive never been against going to his place to hang out and not having it involve any alcohol, thats all cool, but right now i just cant afford it, and i would prefer to hang out in public some more. but hes not into my scene, so what am i gonna do. and i dont think its strange to think like, i know my last bucks will get me two beers at the cheapest bar, but two beers are still not the price of a (one-way) train ticket. but he just... gets mad about it. in a very childish way. and i keep a very open an honest discussion with him, and most of the time he gets it. hes not dumb or socially awkward, i know hes not, but hes kind of... hard to deal with, i guess is the right word, when there is a personal relationship. in a not so charming way. where he can come off as uncertain, distristful(!) and a bit egocentrical. a classic "ive been hurt by hierarchy for most of my life so now im always on high alert and im going to be as obtuse and snarky as possible so i can feel like i have some sort of control and i WILL take up space and society WILL give me what i feel ive been cheated of my entire life also emotionally im a scared child and really really need validation but im never ever going to admit that". most of the time hes not, but when he started "demanding" to know why i couldnt hang out, or what my expenses were(!!) i immediately got turned off. having to motivate or explain your life and choices to a person youve met once and that you, sure, appreciate, but that you dont really know? no thanks. people not trusting me or my reasons makes me angry, because i put so much value in honesty, so i got angry at him (which is VERY not my character). and he kind of took a step back.

we havent spoken as intensely since then, maybe two weeks ago, and i honestly dont mind except for i like to write and communicate with a lot of people about a lot of stuff to keep myself occupied and he is now one less person to do that with i guess. but now he casually struck up a convo on my snapchat on a post "where i looked hot". i was like heh thanks! and he went on saying "i need to remind myself of how good-looking you are sometimes... kind of stupid actually"

so im like... uhuh... why would you need to remind yourself of that? already finding it a bit cringey

and he says "because i forget about you? xD"

aaaand im rolling my eyes trying not to gag. he is obviously looking for a reaction and im like wtf are we 15

then he fucking says, all philosophical like: "sometimes we need to be reminded why we start talking to/hitting on someone in the first place" and i was just like...... ok stop... what a fucking backhanded compliment. that actually was you telling me that i havent been paying attention to you that much and you want my attention.

god.

again, so turned off by this kind of personality. and i dont mean that only sexually, i mean... i dont think we can be friends, man. youre acting kinda gross. "we" as in, people of the earth, dont need to be reminded of that. that is not a universal truth. this is cringyness, a wounded ego on a high horse.

idk maybe he was trying to be nice or trying to say hes sorry because he was out of line earlier, but i genuinely dont think he thinks so himself, but... ugh. i am not into this. i am not into him. i have been doing my best not to string him along by the way, by being veeeery open about the fact that i sleep with different people, and not just guys, and that i like being single right now and that i have many issues to take care of and heal, so i hope he doesnt feel like ive been doing that to him for some reason.

im just very over this guy. i basically answered him that it sounded more like a backhanded compliment than anything else and that i know ive been bad at ~paying attention~ to him in that way lately, and that im aware of that because im just not interested in paying that kind of attention to anyone at all right now. lets see what his response is. i bet on either a douche guy "lmao ok i was just giving you a compliment chill" or a niceguy/neckbeard "wow youre not better than me". or perhaps hell be an adult about it. i feel like i do have some faith in him still.

but jesus christ the cringe

update: this was a while ago and i dont remember what he answered but it surprisingly wasnt any of the above. we stopped talking for a few months tho and now im in love with a gorgeous person that i recently became exclusive with. this guy is still someone i talk to now and then on snapchat. he semi-regularly drops compliments on my selfies and i guess thats just fine, but his snaps are very very bitter and sometimes i can tell he wants to get my attention. 🤷‍♂️

Kevin Went to Hell (DEMON DAYS: volume 1/?)

I started re-working the thing I wrote earlier.

TW suicide, death, violence, hell, etc. Bold texts are notes for myself. italicized texts are stuff i wanna fix later...

Yo, wassup, I’m Kevin. I’m not very good at this whole introduction thing, so bear with me. So I was dead at one time, but now I’m not, okay? Let’s just start off there. How the fuck did that happen?—don’t worry, I’ll get to that.

Maybe I should start off by telling you how I died. It’s kind of a long story— but long story short, I went psycho and murdered a bunch of people then shot myself. If you wanna know more about that whole thing, you could just read the local newspaper from a few years ago; it should be in there somewhere.

Okay cool, you’re probably thinking, but if you shot yourself, then how the fuck are you alive right now, and why aren’t you in jail, you fucking psychopath?! Again, don’t worry, I’m getting there. So sit back and relax, and let me tell you a story about how I got out of Hell.

So Hell, like, totally sucks, y’know. It’s honestly so bad that they call it Hell for a reason. So anyway after I shot myself, I was led down a dark tunnel by some asshole with a clipboard. With not so much as an introduction, the guy with the clipboard was like, “Guess what, you’re going to Hell!”

To be honest, I wasn’t too scared. I figured the real hell was my existence, so how much worse could Hell be, right? So apparently it was much worse. When the guy with the clipboard told me I was going to the Wailing and Gnashing of the Teeth Department, I was excited until I realized there were no whales. The guy with the clipboard let out a big, painful sigh and shoved me into my personal little hellhole.

I spent what felt like an eternity wailing and gnashing my teeth. I missed my bed, and I missed eating food. I missed my mom and dad and wondered what they were going though. Everything hurt all the time and the whole thing was miserable. It fucking sucked, man.

[ADD MORE DETAILS HERE; i.e. Kevin hacks into hell’s digital database… explain how hell is a bureaucracy?]

But one day, I was tapped on the shoulder by someone else with a clipboard. She led me out of my little hellhole and down a long, winding hallway. She took me to a large waiting room and told me to sit down. This was the first time in what felt like forever that I got to sit down. I was offered a glass of water. Never before did I appreciate the silent beauty that was a glass of water. I took slow sips, appreciating the liquid forgiveness. It’s the little things…

So after twenty minutes or so in the waiting room, the lady with the clipboard called to me, “Kevin, uh, Lloyd, Larry will be seeing you now.” I was led down yet another hallway, through a door with a sign that just said LARRY.

“Come on in, uh, Kevin,” I heard him say. Obviously, it was Larry. Who’s Larry? He’s none other than Larry Ulrich Cypher, L. U. Cypher, uh… Lucifer. So, Larry’s The Devil. So everything you thought you knew about The Devil is like totally wrong, alright? Larry was this short, round guy in a business suit and a really bad comb-over. Kind of like Danny DeVito with bad hair, if you know what I mean.

He was like, “So I see you tried to blow up your school, huh?”

I’m like, “Uhm, yeah?”

He’s like, “It says here the bomb partially detonated and you only killed two people. Anyway, I like you and I wanna give you another chance. You wanna get out of Hell, don’t you?”

And I’m like, “Please, I’ll do anything,” or whatever.

Then he gives me this contract to sign. It was like 69 pages, swear to God. My new contract was added to The Book of Existences, then I was assigned some parents and a new life. [EXPLAIN THE BOOK OF EXISTENCES]

“Now I want you to blow the fuck out of your new school. Make sure to kill everyone this time. Don’t fuck it up, and have fun!”

“What happens if I fuck up?”

“You’re not gonna fuck up, I got faith in ya, kid!”

After signing the contract, he gave me a swift kick in the ass that sent me flying. Before I knew it, I woke up in bed somewhere in Ohio. Now here I am.

[EXPLAIN WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO WAKE UP INTO A NEW EXISTENCE]

When I woke up, I thought the whole thing was a dream—it was as if none of it had ever happened. It was all so surreal, surreal but safe. I placed my feet on the carpet and headed towards the bathroom. You have no fucking idea how badly I needed to piss.

After taking the biggest fucking piss of my life, I took a good look at myself in the mirror for the first time in what felt like forever. My reflection was uncanny. It looked familiar but different enough to be foreign to myself. If I’m not mistaken, it looked like my nose got a bit bigger, and I’ve gotten a few freckles. Also, I think my hair’s a bit of a different color. To be honest, I think I’ve gotten uglier. There’s no way I’m gonna get laid, looking like this. What am I supposed to do, have a personality? I couldn’t talk to girls in my previous life, so how the fuck am I supposed to do that now? Life had just started, and I already wanted to die, a little.

Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: you left your headphones here, mate Jimmy: got 'em in my pocket if you wanna collect Jimmy: wouldn't subject you to Cass' interrogation tactics Jimmy: better off buying new, rich girl Janis: yeah, realized when I went to start this run Janis: already in Twix's bad books so can't have that, like Janis: drop in and get 'em in a few Jimmy: 💔 on the rocks already you two? Jimmy: gutted Jimmy: stay for breakfast if you want Janis: Are now, like Janis: How to explain with a look that you can't take her out 'cos you tryna be 🤐 tragic misunderstanding Janis: [pic of protein shake thing] 👍 Jimmy: did try & let her know my dad was in the mood to do you for dogknapping but Jimmy: she ain't the sharpest pup at the park Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Rude Janis: she got plenty of potential Jimmy: where? Janis: 🙄 Janis: she got as much as you in her right paw, like, don't be rude Jimmy: says you as you're then snide to me 👌 Jimmy: you know my smoothies are 💣 & so my future is set Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: gotta stand up for my girl ain't I Jimmy: 💪 Jimmy: who took her out? she best remember that 🥇 Janis: didn't know you cared 💕 Janis: can handle the competition okay Jimmy: nah, you'll be 💔 when she's only got 😍 for me Jimmy: especially 'cause I don't care, double blow 🎻 Janis: Scandalous Janis: hitting her up with the screenshots as we speak Jimmy: no secret, babe Jimmy: go on Janis: Poor bitch Janis: #youdeservebetterhun Jimmy: shoulda fought the law, Juliet Jimmy: reckon you'd have gotten pretty far with her before the take down Janis: Appreciate the faith Janis: but as I didn't even make it out the door without being #exposed Janis: idk Jimmy: Just by the 🐶 though? Janis: Nah, your Dad had to share how full of the joys he was this AM, like Jimmy: sorry Janis: ain't your fault Janis: and no big Jimmy: I invited you & he's my dad so as much as it can be, it is Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: just accept the apology Janis: alright Janis: might wanna tell him i'm not a prozzie though, just look like one Jimmy: did he say that? Janis: No, nah, 'course not Janis: just 👀s Jimmy: then don't be a dickhead Jimmy: he knows you're my girlfriend Janis: just joking Jimmy: funny Janis: gotta laugh Jimmy: nah Jimmy: join me in misery Janis: that bad? Jimmy: just joking Janis: 👌 Jimmy: 👍 Janis: when you working 'til today Jimmy: 3 Jimmy: why? Janis: just working out when i can drop in to get my headphones Jimmy: I can give 'em to your sister Jimmy: she drops by at lunchtime like clockwork Janis: 😑 Janis: that would require talking to her Janis: for you and me Jimmy: I was reckoning more on a shove 'em at her & run Jimmy: gotta go on my break, soz gracie Janis: good 🍀 Janis: if she can read social cues at all she ignores them Jimmy: save me then, babe Jimmy: come yourself Janis: will do Janis: not lunchtime, obviously Janis: been summoned home anyway 🙄 Jimmy: you in the shit too? Jimmy: how #goals of us, Juliet Janis: truly Janis: it's only my dad, he ain't got no balls Jimmy: @ me in some shit to demonstrate our mutual pining like Jimmy: no way I'm allowed out until my dad's home at least Janis: figured Janis: least if you're effectively grounded no one waiting on that first date like Jimmy: he can't stop me taking the sibs & dog out but probably best if you don't show up too Janis: 👍 no problem Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: if you wanna keep it coupley, gonna have to be in work hours Janis: guess i got no excuse not to be there atm Janis: hmm Janis: i will show up at lunch, least we'll have a definite witness Janis: that'll keep 'em going Jimmy: they travel as a pack, we'll have 5 Jimmy: take some selfies, make a scene, go again. Easy, yeah? Janis: 🙄 such a fake bitch Jimmy: law of Leprechaun town Jimmy: got us in on it even Janis: least we're going for gold, what the fuck are you doing gracie Jimmy: least we know Mia's going for the throat Jimmy: god bless Janis: gonna have to go for yours Janis: don't take it personal Janis: no time for half-arsing it Jimmy: 💕 Janis: that's the #mood Jimmy: it'll piss my dad off too so sign me up Jimmy: more lasting you can make it, the better Janis: no amateur at either, babe Jimmy: 🥇 Jimmy: I remember Janis: Yeah? Janis: told ya Jimmy: you tell me a lot of things, Judith Jimmy: so chatty you Janis: 🖕 Janis: be off then Jimmy: alright Jimmy: 'til lunch my love Janis: 💘 Janis: you know the deal, have something not shit waiting for me Jimmy: I'm already there, baby 💕 Janis: 😏 dickhead Jimmy: do you want food or you just gonna snack on me like you're channeling a mia move? Janis: she's not inspiration or goals Janis: can't have her reckoning that, ever Jimmy: #thinspo Janis: 😂 Janis: get me a bacon sarnie to fuck her off Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: nowt sexy bout that but I'll 😍 best I can Janis: how rude Janis: what you want me to order, like u got anything phallic on the menu lads Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: you'll have a straw with your smoothie, it's fine Janis: I've been forced to endure many a teeny romcom, it's fine Janis: know what to do, boy Jimmy: weren't doubting Jimmy: easy for you anyway, what am I gonna do? lick out a coffee lid suggestively? nah Janis: please do Janis: need a good laugh Jimmy: piss off Janis: still think you're cute, don't worry baby Jimmy: yeah I know Janis: shut up Jimmy: save it for when you can make me Jimmy: the audience will love that Janis: yeah expecting applause Jimmy: I'll take the hit when Mia throws her iced coffee Jimmy: workers comp Janis: Love that for her, if only you didn't take your coffee like a basic bitch, might have the desired effect Jimmy: only gonna make me look hotter, girl so tah Janis: who isn't about a wet t-shirt moment Jimmy: she helps me out loads for someone who reckons they're a #hater Janis: save your thanks for the acceptance speech Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: not gonna thank her the way lads usually do Janis: #notliketherest is it? 😏 Jimmy: #standardsunliketherest Janis: If you say so Janis: me being your 'girlfriend' probably has 'em doubting that Jimmy: I had said it, loads Jimmy: Start listening, girl Jimmy: might stop you chatting shit for a sec Janis: Yeah yeah Janis: I heard ya Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: 🤷 Jimmy: the manager's here Jimmy: in a bit Janis: 👍 laters Jimmy: 😘 Janis: [After] Janis: [Headphone selfie] Tah Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: [Selfie to show the general disheveled state of him after that glorious PDA] Jimmy: likewise Janis: 😳 Janis: worked though Jimmy: I didn't reckon Mia's voice could get this high Janis: Ha 😂 Janis: so pressed Jimmy: their debrief is the real show Jimmy: & you're missing it Janis: Gutted 💔 Janis: gimme the play by play Jimmy: nowt you ain't heard before I'm sure Jimmy: 🎻 & 🗡 Janis: usual then Janis: sure gracie will fill me in on how much of a bitch i am no worries 🙄 Jimmy: if she don't you didn't do enough Jimmy: you'll have to come back Janis: yeah? doubt that was her shout somehow 😏 Jimmy: let me know Janis: If you think I'm letting her dictate 'round 2 you got the wrong twin Jimmy: 💔 Janis: Yeah, be sure to tell her how gutted you are about that Janis: love to get it #confirmed Jimmy: you're alright Janis: can't say i didn't try Jimmy: nobody can Jimmy: not after that display Janis: too much? Jimmy: nah Jimmy: it was spot on Janis: 🥇 Janis: no need to come back then Jimmy: unless you wanna smack Mia Jimmy: I'd be down to see that Janis: Perv Janis: and 'course I do but her bones might legit crumble and I don't need to get sued by Daddy Jimmy: 💔 Janis: I know babe Jimmy: more gutted I can't accidentally dump this order on the lot of 'em anyway Janis: can't even be mad Janis: #thecouplethathatestogether Janis: I legit couldn't stick another second of them Jimmy: I know babe Jimmy: A lesser ego would think you were desperate to get away from me, but not this one Janis: Thank God you're you 💘 Janis: can't be dealing with stroking egos and destroying others in one Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: Love you too Janis: when will your dad forgive you/me enough Janis: wanna see twix, like Jimmy: He doesn't get back til 6.30 Jimmy: usually later Janis: so, between the hours of 6.30-6.30, she's all mine? Janis: well, share with the kids, not a total heartless cow Jimmy: yeah Janis: good to know Jimmy: not gonna stand in the way of #truelove am I? Janis: try it Jimmy: ain't got the energy today, darling Janis: 😏 Janis: oh colour me surprised Jimmy: you shouldn't be Jimmy: you know how I slept Janis: i know Janis: he was alright though once you went in with him yeah Jimmy: after a bit Janis: 👍 good stuff Janis: consolation i didn't sleep all that good either Jimmy: like I said, join me in misery Jimmy: you should drink coffee Janis: why are you trying to ruin me Jimmy: says the girl trying to kill me by any means she can Janis: You asked for it Jimmy: 😱 Jimmy: # something relevant for me 'bout that Janis: not blaming or shaming Janis: but you can't fool me, babe Janis: #youwantit Jimmy: #busted Jimmy: 😍💕 Janis: didn't know you were arty Janis: btw Jimmy: why would you? Janis: idk, feel like i shoulda guessed Janis: #softboi Jimmy: piss off Janis: you're pretty good Jimmy: now really piss off Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: 😑 Janis: 'scuse me Janis: giving you a compliment Jimmy: save it for when you can gimme one that matters Jimmy: just doing my bit Janis: Fussy Jimmy: what? Janis: My compliment not good enough 😜 Jimmy: gimme a better one then Jimmy: 'cause that's bollocks Jimmy: it's just a doodle not even that #goals Janis: can say my standards ain't high as yours then Janis: whatever, boy Jimmy: give & you take 💔 Janis: You're prettier than you've drawn yourself Janis: happy? Jimmy: you're prettier than I've drawn you Jimmy: shit artist Janis: ugh stop Janis: 🥊 Jimmy: take the compliment, dickhead Janis: you first Jimmy: 👌 Janis: Cute Jimmy: tell me something I don't know, Jennifer Janis: Alright Janis: I wish I could come back Jimmy: why can't you? Janis: Lots of reasons Janis: they're still there, for one Jimmy: that's a point in the 'why you should' column Jimmy: don't leave me with 'em Janis: poor baby Janis: but I don't know if I can chill Jimmy: we don't chill Jimmy: so fine Janis: you gotta work Jimmy: I'm on the clock with you putting in those fake boyfriend hours Janis: but Jimmy: what? Janis: I want you Jimmy: then come back Janis: it's okay yeah Jimmy: we got interrupted last night, it's only fair we get to make up the time now Janis: it's so hard just kissing you and walking away now Jimmy: I'll be done here in a bit Jimmy: we can leave together Janis: alright Janis: they better not say shit, actually not in the mood Jimmy: I'll fake sick & you can meet me outside? Jimmy: hangover's believable Janis: where we gonna go? Jimmy: I don't know Janis: Come back to mine Jimmy: ain't there 100s of you? Janis: Yeah but rich bitch no Janis: there's places, don't worry Jimmy: alright Jimmy: but if we get interrupted again I'm fake dumping you Janis: we won't Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: where are you now? I can meet you there depending Janis: Gym Janis: had to distract myself somehow Jimmy: like I said, trying to kill ME constantly Jimmy: you're welcome for the headphones then Janis: Like I said, gotta make sure you feel it too Jimmy: you're wearing those clothes again, aren't you? Jimmy: I'll pass the news on to Mia before I go Janis: What else was I gonna wear, like Janis: sure she'll be thrilled Janis: fill in the blanks yourself though, babes Jimmy: a ballgown for all I know Jimmy: not set foot inside a gym Janis: don't let on Janis: so not #goals Janis: who they gonna take #gymselfies with Jimmy: you Jimmy: I'm ken to your barbie, Julie, basically surplus Janis: Please, I actually workout when I'm there, not stare at boys whilst also making sure I look #fit at all times pracing on the treadmill Jimmy: I know Jimmy: I can tell Janis: so 💪 Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: you're really fit Janis: shh Jimmy: I get it, you don't wanna talk Jimmy: I'm leaving, don't worry Janis: Good Janis: I'm done with waiting and interruptions and other people Jimmy: where am I going? Jimmy: realised I don't know where you live Janis: Ugh, middle of bloody nowhere literally Janis: Easier if you dare to step in the gym and I'll come with Jimmy: could've sent a car for me, rich girl, or a 🐎 Jimmy: but alright Janis: 🙄 we don't have horses, thank God Janis: there is a donkey if you wanna be that dickhead, very Blackpool, init? right at home Janis: [gym location] literally, down the road and do a left, you'll see all the wankers in the window benches posing Jimmy: swap you for the dog, just kick them cats out & you'll be right Jimmy: gimme a sec Janis: give you 5 mins, even as a 🚬 Jimmy: tah 💕 Jimmy: that's love Janis: it's something Janis: show you when you get here Jimmy: not what I want you to show me Jimmy: but I guess Jimmy: I'll survive Janis: what do you want? Jimmy: last night didn't help you figure it out? Janis: Got some ideas Jimmy: you'll get more Jimmy: just wait 'til I get there Janis: Inspiring Janis: thought I was meant to be the #muse Jimmy: you reckon we're a team Jimmy: I remember you saying Janis: I remember lots of things you said Janis: and everything you didn't Jimmy: won't have to repeat myself then, will I? Janis: I won't be mad if you have to repeat some things Janis: just saying Jimmy: you can do some of the exact same things too, if you want Janis: I intend to Janis: and more, better Janis: had plenty of time to think now Jimmy: just how far away is your house? I need to catch up Janis: Glad you said it 😏 Janis: like 15 on the bus 🙄 but I can tell you all about it then Janis: if I whisper, like Jimmy: 🤞 our fave grandma is there Janis: 😂 Janis: down to give her a reason to really hate Jimmy: are you even goals 'til you turn a hater into a fan? Jimmy: don't think so Janis: ew don't be tryna turn old ladies on Janis: omg, are you your ex Janis: tryna let me down gently Jimmy: there never was an ex #plot twist Jimmy: Barry is my true love Janis: damn Janis: i don't need you to be my true love though barry it's alright Jimmy: stashed the baby in the back of the CG it's why I take such long breaks Jimmy: don't even 🚬 Janis: suspiciously good with kids Janis: damn wait 'til they find out the real #tea Jimmy: 😂 Janis: imma look a fool but i hope barry isn't cheating on you, hearing that cry for help now, babe, soz 💔 Jimmy: channel it into my art, don't I? 🎻🎨 Janis: you did a good job not making me look like an old man Janis: hard to resist, I'm sure Jimmy: shoulda seen my first draft Janis: 😂 Jimmy: you do look better than I can draw you though, for real Jimmy: it ain't my preferred method or whatever Janis: yeah? Jimmy: bit rude if you don't know what is 'cause you've been spending loads of time posing for it Jimmy: means I'm shit at that too Janis: huh, no Janis: that makes perfect sense Janis: you do take a good snap Janis: also why they all thirsting, casual personal photographer 🙄 oh ladies Janis: not that you ain't fit too but you know Jimmy: we all know what the real attraction is Jimmy: keep getting more #goals me Jimmy: shame I had to be in 'em or I could've taught Mia about angles and improved her story even more Jimmy: you fucked up there, mate Jimmy: should've gone with Pete and let me film it Janis: full package, babe Janis: didn't feel like a shame, trust me Janis: though your desire to make money outta me making more and more sense #starvingartist Janis: you're the one that'll have to edit out his cum face Jimmy: hang on, you can let me know what this feels like Jimmy: [dramatic gym kiss hello] Janis: Well Jimmy: unconvincing Jimmy: [kisses her again because] Janis: Jimmy Janis: if you don't stop I'll have to start something right here Jimmy: nowt you've just said is making me want to Janis: I know Janis: Why do I want you this bad, fuck Jimmy: 💔 why wouldn't you, dickhead Janis: Shh it ain't personal Jimmy: what is it then? Jimmy: you said me Janis: I meant Janis: I don't know, this ain't exactly what I do everyday Jimmy: it should be Jimmy: you're good at it Janis: you Jimmy: us maybe Jimmy: it works Janis: Yeah Janis: that's what I mean, I think Janis: it's weird but it just does Janis: really good Jimmy: Like I said, you're weird Jimmy: 'course you like it Janis: why am i weird Jimmy: 'cause you're just Jimmy: different Jimmy: from them, from what I thought you were Jimmy: I don't know Janis: i cannot believe you thought i was one of them Janis: 😂 in what world Jimmy: not your sister, the collective them of this whole town Jimmy: you're just more like someone from before Jimmy: I can't explain it alright, shut up Janis: It's alright Janis: [Kisses him] Jimmy: we gotta go Jimmy: I can't stay here doing this and not Jimmy: I can't even finish the sentence 'cause you're like Jimmy: we just need to leave Janis: Me too Janis: Come on Janis: we just need to Janis: yeah Jimmy: yeah Janis: [On bus 'cos they can't keep kissing the entire time without anything happening so reprieve] Janis: I didn't think this would happen Jimmy: why? Janis: well, you know,you were kinda a dickhead, i'm kinda a dickhead all the time Janis: this wasn't the first logical conclusion to jump to Jimmy: sort of is Jimmy: we're both dickheads Jimmy: #matchmadeinheaven Janis: 😏 when you put it in words it sounds logical Janis: grace reckoned you were using me to get to her and i knew that weren't the truth but idk Jimmy: I know what it is, you reckoned I'd be a shit kisser all big ego & worse chat Jimmy: thought you'd have to suffer through it Janis: pretty much Janis: spot on Jimmy: not the first time I've made that impression Jimmy: or proved it wrong Janis: i bet Janis: wouldn't be the first time i'd suffered through so you know Jimmy: really? Janis: 'course Janis: hasn't everyone? Jimmy: gimme names I'll put them on blast Jimmy: twitter campaign with my newly unlocked account Janis: 😂 productive Jimmy: if one is Mia especially Janis: Christ, as much as she wants to turn me so she can be vindicated in her gaybashing Janis: hell no Jimmy: her teeth could fall out & choke you Jimmy: #goals Janis: 🤢 Janis: she can't be a good lay, I don't get it Jimmy: she isn't, I can tell Jimmy: just an effortless catch Janis: yeah? guess if you ain't yourself, ideal girl Jimmy: she'll be one of those girls who just lies there Jimmy: makes you do everything & then slates you for it Janis: exactly, 'cos heaven forbid you try and chat shit back Jimmy: why is your sister friends with her? I don't get that Janis: bitches of a feather Jimmy: but when she comes in on her own she's like Jimmy: shy Jimmy: nice in a 'don't you dare look at me' way Janis: meh, she's a co-dependent Janis: always has been Jimmy: is that like a twin thing? Janis: fuck off, I don't need her Janis: see me with a Mia to chase around like a puppy? Jimmy: nah, I mean like, she needs you but you don't need her so there's Mia ready Janis: idk, maybe Janis: i think anyone can be like that, some people can't hack being alone but it probably done help that she weren't even in the womb, yeah 🙄 Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: my brother & sister need me Jimmy: it's exhausting but I can't not do it Janis: they are kids though, that's excusable, like Janis: still hardwork, no doubt Jimmy: Cass ain't much younger than me though Janis: yeah but gracie has two perfectly lovely parents and an array of brothers and sisters and various fam about, if she's that arsed, know what i mean Janis: being close makes sense when its small like you gotta Janis: she don't need to be how she is on me Jimmy: I'm being a dickhead & you're being spot on Jimmy: I just want her to settle in, you know what I mean Janis: you're alright, most people think it 'cos loads of twins are freaky joined at the hip, so that's what she reckons she wants too but tough shit, you know, didn't ask to be born with her Janis: 'course Janis: it must be shit Janis: she'll be alright, it's that age where everyone's sorta stil mates, not dead separate Janis: she can hold her own Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: least my dad timed it better for them than he did for me Janis: you know Janis: parents are cunts Janis: our older sister had to do so much for us 'til she got sick of and fucked off basically Jimmy: hang on while I tweet that wisdom & @ him Jimmy: yeah he has twitter honestly Janis: cringe Janis: probs subtweeting 'bout me this morning like 👋 Jimmy: I don't reckon he knows what he's doing on it Jimmy: just wants to tell his girlfriends how relevant he stays Janis: can't really slide into someone's fucking linked in Janis: 'less it's with a business offer Jimmy: he does like to mix business and pleasure Jimmy: many an office romance Janis: 😬 Janis: always a good idea Jimmy: I told you, keeps jobs only slightly longer than he does lasses Jimmy: it's all connected, mate Janis: effort Janis: least i can ask to move seats Janis: can't be like, sack debbie from accounts bye Jimmy: don't be trying to have me expelled when school starts Janis: alright, thought you'd be buzzin' but i'll go Janis: cba Jimmy: I wanna go 'cause its bollocks not 'cause they've told me to Jimmy: more of a fuck you to my dad that way Janis: rebel with a cause okay 😍 Jimmy: I'm just saying he'd love it if I got kicked out so he can pretend he's right about what a waste of space I am Jimmy: like I don't do everything he can't be bothered to Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: seriously though Janis: that's just shitty adult speak for 'do my job for me' Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: I keep telling him that I reckon Bobby needs to like talk to someone or some shit but nah, I'll do the work for free Jimmy: qualified fucking child therapist me Janis: duh, got that PHD done between CG and school and full-time childcare Janis: 'cos when nothing happens, or only bad does, can blame you Janis: not deal with how some of it's likely on him Janis: and sorting it fully is, what can you do, or poor Bobby Jimmy: just worry bout him all the time 👍 Jimmy: tah dad really helpful Janis: useless, all parents are Jimmy: didn't wanna sleep in my own bed or get a decent night of it anyway Jimmy: it's fine Janis: but if you complain, you're selfish, yeah? when it ain't complaining for sake of, you just want something actually done Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: & fucked if I wanna stay with you or have you over Jimmy: how dare I Janis: how wild, a teenage boy with urges Janis: right for him though 'cos his roof and all that Jimmy: & new house new rules Jimmy: 'cause that makes sense Janis: 🙄 Janis: only stupid people would have kids, that's my theory Janis: if you had a brain, and could be sorta in change of another human, you wouldn't want to Jimmy: @ Barry next time, babe Janis: fuck you Barry, coming for your mans too and what Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: how do you do that? Jimmy: make me laugh when everything is still shit Janis: Just my renowned personality that Janis: everyone reckons, like 😏 Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause he does reckon, sorry bus peeps] Janis: Welcome Jimmy: when I don't say it that means you don't either, dickhead Janis: soz, new to this friends malarkey, like Jimmy: #friendzoned Jimmy: 💔 Janis: shut up Janis: you need reminding of what we're about to do Jimmy: maybe Jimmy: I do need to shut up & stop throwing my emotional baggage at you, very ungoals Janis: [Kisses him for the reminder and 'cos] Janis: Not to shut you up 'cos nah Jimmy: a bit Jimmy: but its alright Janis: got plenty of baggage to throw at you should you ever wanna even that score Janis: but I ain't telling so far as the world is concerned we're both 🥇 Jimmy: It's like I said last night, I don't mind talking to you but not this second Jimmy: I just want Janis: What? Jimmy: just kiss me again Janis: [More] Jimmy: I'm not saying tah Jimmy: 👌 Janis: 😏 Janis: Glad to hear that ain't what you say after Janis: would have been a struggle to act my way over that Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: what was it you said? Very polite very un me Janis: Something like that Jimmy: I'll try & call you by the right name though Jimmy: not let any Barry's slip out Janis: 😑 please try Janis: no convincing myself I heard you wrong Janis: ego can't hack that, like 🤷 Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: 🖕 Janis: could at least give me false promises now, boy Jimmy: no fake shit Jimmy: not for this Janis: deal Jimmy: [kisses her again cos yolo bitches] Janis: that was real? Janis: shit Jimmy: or how we make deals in the north, Irish girl Jimmy: figure it out Janis: 😏 as amusing as the mental image of business bro dickheads getting off with each other literal to seal a deal is Jimmy: you're welcome Jimmy: just don't think about my dad or we've got a problem Janis: no danger Janis: safe to say the feeling's mutual too Jimmy: least you'll be long rid of me before I start to look like him Jimmy: again, welcome Janis: 👍 Janis: baz can have you back Jimmy: he'll be dead Jimmy: come on Jimmy: life expectancy of 61 up north & that's if you try Janis: 😂 whoops Janis: pine then bitch Jimmy: 💔🎻 Jimmy: black's my colour anyway so sorted Janis: mhmm, buzzin' for it, I know Janis: welcome again Janis: i really fucked your neck up didn't i [touches] Jimmy: I okayed it before & during, didn't I? Janis: okayed during is an understatement but i'll allow it Janis: save your blushes Jimmy: I didn't have the blood spare for 😳 Janis: such a waste Janis: all the times you've turned me on in public Jimmy: how many? you can round up or whatever school ain't started Janis: Let me think Janis: I don't know, every time we've met up, before you've even kissed me half the time Janis: sometimes just when we've been talking like this, you're hot Jimmy: Where are we if we stop the bus and get off right now? Jimmy: 'Cause I really want to properly turn you on now you've said that Janis: Umm no neighbourhood I know, babe Janis: we've got all afternoon Janis: patience 😘 Jimmy: I'm too northern for that Janis: Excuse for everything 😏 Jimmy: if I'm gonna be dead in 40 odd years that's the only excuse I need Janis: Cheery 😉 Janis: go on then Janis: don't waste any more time, see how turned on I am now [moves hands winkwonk] Jimmy: [saucy activities ensue like I'm surprised ruster don't appear like don't steal our thunder bitch] Janis: Jimmy Jimmy: ?? Janis: just practicing Janis: can't say it out loud right now Jimmy: practicing trying to kill me, yeah? alright Janis: you don't need no practice, clearly Jimmy: #muse remember Janis: you're good let's do this all day Jimmy: challenge accepted Jimmy: if I get cramp and can't sling a latte tomorrow, on your head Janis: what do i care, i don't drink 'em Janis: 😈 Jimmy: that's the most #goals thing you've ever said to me Jimmy: as far as my personal ones go Janis: the ones we're keeping off the 'gram Jimmy: yeah Janis: do need to think of a non-cringe way to hype up how good you are though, don't get it twisted ladies 😍 Jimmy: while you're thinking Jimmy: [keeps being a saucy bastard cos no chill] Janis: Oh my God Janis: please, I need to bite you some more Jimmy: shit, I've never heard you say please before Jimmy: real or fake Janis: too real, you got me polite as you want, come on or this bus is gonna hear my prettiest too Jimmy: 😍 Jimmy: alright Janis: you taste so Jimmy: if its anything like how you taste then I Janis: i wish we had more time i just wanna climb on top of you and Janis: but we're about 3 stops away now Jimmy: [moves her himself 'cause he's cheeky like that] Jimmy: and what? Janis: fuck me Janis: we're gonna get in trouble Jimmy: that's the plan Jimmy: I'll get in trouble for you, it don't matter Jimmy: if anyone asks I'll just say it's all fake Janis: you feel pretty real under me right now Jimmy: you feel Jimmy: I thought I liked kissing you but this is Janis: I want it all Janis: so fucking much I didn't know I could this bad Jimmy: like you said, we've got all afternoon Janis: not long enough Janis: it's a start Jimmy: warn me if you're gonna say shit like that so I can warn everyone on this bus how I'll react Janis: Not sorry Janis: only sorry it's not School time so we could bunk and have all day without feeling bad Jimmy: excuse me while I turn it into a laugh/cry 🎭 Jimmy: don't mind me everyone, rehearsing my death scene Janis: They're all impressed, can't hide it Janis: 🥇 Jimmy: impressed by you Jimmy: you look Janis: Nah only you Jimmy: take the compliment, Janis Janis: Okay Janis: as you remembered my name, like Jimmy: I said I'd try Janis: I'm impressed by your efforts too, don't worry Janis: not gonna go unrewarded Jimmy: [kisses just because] Janis: How do you do that Jimmy: what? Janis: make kissing Janis: good Jimmy: I told you, you're good at it Jimmy: I take pretend it's all me Jimmy: can't* Janis: Suppose so Janis: doesn't say much for everyone else I've kissed but maybe I was shit then Jimmy: like I said, gimme the list Jimmy: they must've been fucking it up 'cause you're Jimmy: you're just not shit Janis: thanks Janis: sorry everyone but not really, ain't that deep Jimmy: were you really surprised when we first kissed or just me Janis: No, I was like Janis: you're gonna think I'm cringe or just saying it but I didn't know it could feel like that Janis: that's why it's got me thinking on everyone else, like what the fuck lads, why were you holding out Jimmy: I get it, I didn't expect it to feel like this either Jimmy: fuck you, Barry, honestly Janis: 😂 Janis: For real Janis: like, it wasn't even 'cos I thought you'd be shit really Janis: idk Janis: weird Jimmy: I didn't think you'd be shit Jimmy: for the record Jimmy: just not into it Janis: 🤷 Oops Janis: that's what I expected and intended too, I guess, just a deal, like Janis: but Janis: just feels too good Jimmy: We've still got a deal Jimmy: only it's changed a bit Jimmy: now it includes getting to finish what I started without some dickhead interrupting me Janis: Please Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause she said please again it makes him die] Janis: [Misses stop 'cos really, has to get off at next one] Janis: That was your fault Jimmy: yours too Jimmy: I don't know the stops, girl Jimmy: you've got one job, I was doing mine Janis: Hmm well perhaps if yours wasn't distracting me you could be doing your REAL job by now 😒 Jimmy: if that's what you wanna call how you felt, go on Janis: Hush, you cannot break my concentration now Jimmy: where the fuck are we? Janis: Farm town, boyo Janis: you ever fucked in a barn before? Jimmy: how would I? Jimmy: you know where I'm from Janis: idk how adventurous your life has been Jimmy: it ain't been well travelled Jimmy: til now Janis: you're welcome for the detour Jimmy: how long 'til we're back where we need to be? Janis: Only 5 if you keep up Janis: wasn't THAT distracted, soz Jimmy: let me get some blood circulating and stop being brutal Janis: 😏 Jimmy: 👍 lets go Janis: Do your best to sneak, yeah, God knows who's about Jimmy: easy for you to say, still so quiet on that bus somehow Jimmy: like a horny mute Janis: piss off Janis: that's such an unsexy thing to call me you bastard Jimmy: calm down Jimmy: it's impressive Janis: it's just self-control Jimmy: what's it gonna take to make you lose it? Janis: Maybe you'll find out Jimmy: I will Jimmy: challenge accepted Jimmy: if it takes me longer than this afternoon, then fine Janis: you wanna do this again Janis: not this exact scenario, detour included like Jimmy: do you? Janis: you always do that Janis: answer questions with questions Janis: sly Jimmy: that still ain't an answer from you Janis: yeah Janis: i wanna Janis: i like it Jimmy: I like you Jimmy: don't be weird about it Jimmy: weirder Janis: forever a dickhead Jimmy: piss off it's a compliment, how many times Janis: 😂 okay okay Janis: i get it, you like weird Janis: i like dickheads, namely you though Jimmy: bet you love yourself, you massive dickhead Jimmy: I like you & you happen to be weird, it's not a fetish or owt Janis: do actually 💪 Janis: got my own name tattooed on my arse, like Jimmy: 📷 one for the insta then Jimmy: least it'll help me remember it Janis: That's why I got it Janis: saves a conversation Jimmy: stop making me laugh Jimmy: trying to be mad at you for making us miss our stop Janis: you know you can't be mad at this face Janis: or this arse Jimmy: [kisses her and touches the booty 'cause true] Janis: See Janis: 😍 Jimmy: alright, shut up Janis: can make me in a minute Jimmy: I can make you now Jimmy: if you're gonna keep on Janis: Back to being mute Janis: thought you wanted to hear some noise, contrary Jimmy: leave it out Janis: 🤐 Janis: ❓ Jimmy: [starts being saucy to try and get her to make noise] Janis: You know how much I like to win, yeah? Jimmy: as much as me Janis: Oh baby Janis: you wish 😏 Jimmy: I know Jimmy: [cranks his naughty behaviour up a notch which makes me lol like where even are you lads? calm down] Janis: You know I have to live 'round here, right Jimmy: you do, I don't Jimmy: you know how to make me stop Janis: Bastard Jimmy: just stop holding it in Janis: I don't know if I'll be able to stop if I do Jimmy: I don't want you to stop Jimmy: do you? Janis: No but Jimmy: you want everything, gimme this Jimmy: [more sauciness 'cause] Janis: [is loud, hopefully no one is about lol] Jimmy: Fuck Jimmy: you really were holding out on me, weren't you? Janis: It's just Janis: embarrassing Jimmy: It's just amazing Janis: No bullshitting? Jimmy: I said I wouldn't Janis: Okay good Jimmy: You're so hot Jimmy: how you look, feel, taste, sound Jimmy: I just want it Janis: You're Janis: I don't know why but I'm not gonna question it because I want you just as much Janis: More Jimmy: [more kisses] Janis: We need to keep walking Jimmy: yeah Janis: I don't want to either but I need you to fuck me so Jimmy: It's alright, I need it too Jimmy: we can do this Janis: 💪 Jimmy: 🥇

25, 23, 29, and 30 because i hate (love) you and want you to suffer 💖💖💖💕

EYYYY I’m finally getting around to finishing these lmao. (also I just noticed u changed ur profile picture???? I’m iN LOVE ❤️✨❤️)

WARNING this is super mega long!

I ended up writing a lot of these for all of my paras bc I can’t fucking stop myself n you’ve honestly heard enough of my mains and not enough of my others so I Had to I’m so sorry

this entire post ended up being such a mess and I’ve been working on it for weeks I’m so fucking sorry

send me emoji asks!

🏈 Does your para enjoy playing sport?

Zazie does actually enjoy playing sports quite a bit, just.. alone. He’s not a team player, and often doesn’t know his own strength, so it’s better to let him do things on his own. He used to do a lot of running & parkour, but nowadays he mostly just works out on his own. He still does gymnastics tho. Tatsu very much loves playing sports, be it soccer, football, whatever, he’s in. He likes team sports, but he’ll still go work out alone most of the time. With Nyru it’s a bit more complicated, bc on one hand she has to be in top form for her concerts, but on the other, she really hates sports and just moving in general. Usually Zazie motivates her n they end up working out together, but otherwise, she doesn’t like playing any sports. Nyro plays a lot of chess, that counts right? Otherwise, he & Nyra really don’t like sports either. Meg & Ao tho work out a ton and always look incredible, and especially Meg enjoys playing sports, even if she’s not the best. She’s also quite strong tho, so that’s nice. I think Rin would be into sports as well, he’s all about a healthy balance in his life. He spends so much time painting, that I feel like he’d take some time for physical activities as well. Daiki is a fucking nerd and hates sports as much as Nyru, a subject they like to rant about a lot. Suki probably isn’t into sports either, like at all. Ami.. yeah actually. She spends a lot of time with the more active in the group, especially her brother, so she’d be into team sports as well.

🌼 Describe the aesthetic of your para (can include visual)

OKAY u already know how much trouble I’m having with this one but. My first plan was to actually write them down, like, all those posts u always see, but I only really liked the one I wrote for Zazie, all the others I disliked. Now I’m going back to wanting to make boards, and I think that’d be really cool, but I just do not have the energy to make all of those first, so I’m putting this on my to do list and hopefully I’ll actually do that at some point lmao. Now I can finally post this beast. ✨

✍ Write headcanons/imagine about your para(s)

OKAY so uhh. With any other person I would just take some more points from my hella long list of fun facts about Zazie, but you know literally all of them. I think?? Yeah literally every single one of these I’ve told you about. So. Huh. What do I do now. We’re at a point where I can’t tell you shit about Zazie & Nyru bc you literally know everything. So let’s see if I can come up with some other facts about Tatsu on the spot bc he needs more love.

despite the fact that he’s been appearing a lot less in my daydreams, my heart still goes ❤️🚨❤️🚨❤️ when I think about Tatsu. 

i mean COME ON he’s amazing and he needs to come back I miss him!!!!!! I just feel like he’s been.. sorta withdrawn and depressed since he’s no longer with Nyra. That happened a while ago tho, idk maybe he’ll finally come back soon.

not sure if I ever told u this?? but he also doesn’t have a gag reflex. like at all. zero (0). 👀 for some reason he likes to bring this up in the most random moments too.

he’s actually fluent in 4 languages, at some point Zazie dragged him down the rabbit hole and they learned a bunch of languages together. these are English, Spanish, Japanese & German.

he has an incredible voice as well, obviously. it’s relatively high, but has this.. hmm I guess seductiveness about it? not sure how to explain it lmao. apart from Jay Kay & Brendon Urie, this song here is very close.

he can hit ridiculously high notes, on the same level as Nyru actually.

I told u this before, but his theme song is hey look ma, I made it due to how fucking perfect it is for him. he was very close with his birth mother, but she died shortly after his sister’s birth. his step mother was very abusive & made their life a living hell, and now, many years after they’ve gotten out of that situation, he still wishes he could show his real mother what has become of them.

he really didn’t deserve all of the bad shit that has happened him. sadly, he’s kind of a sheep, he just follows along with whatever’s happening. he’s not a bad person at all, he truly has a heart of gold, he just doesn’t have the strength to actually fight against anything. not really.

so in situations where he has to do bad things bc Zazie basically tells him to, he’ll do it, matter how much he hates it. man writing that out is actually heartbreaking damn.

he has a lot of regrets in his life, but the biggest one is probably his relationship with Nyra. he really did love her (still does tbh but don’t tell anyone), it’s just that he really fucked that up. and I don’t think he’ll ever be able to have a normal, healthy monogamous relationship the way Nyra wanted. so that’s heartbreaking as well. why did this turn into me talking about how fucking sad I am about Tatsu lmao ok we done here

🎙 Write a poem/song/or a story with song verses about your para or parascom

nshjfbkjdsbfkjds u know I hate poetry & I’m way too insecure about my writing so we’ll just uh… write down a fitting song verse for each of of my paras.

Zazie

I ain’t niceNo I’m quite a dickI’m the bad guy who’s makin’ you sickIt’s easy for meI’ve got no shameI’m in it for the money and fame

Nyru

But I got a mind to show my strengthAnd I got a right to speak my mindAnd I’m gonna pay for thisThey’re gonna burn me at the stakeBut I got a fire in my veinsI wasn’t made to fall in line

Tatsu

So I don’t feel loveBecause I got no faithI’ve seen those twisted lies thrown back into my faceI’ve heard the crazy doctrines of the human raceI must be alone

Daiki

Got an eagle beak with the ostrich feetSeven spider eyes for every day of the weekMeans I’m still up working while your bitch ass sleepsI’m an alien among the human beings

Nyra

Picture, picture, smile for the picturePose with your brother, won’t you be a good sister?Everyone thinks that we’re perfectPlease don’t let them look through the curtains

Nyro

Triangles are my favourite shapeThree points where two lines meetToe to toe, back to back, let’s goMy love, it’s very late‘Til morning comesLet’s tessellate…

Megumi

I just keep elevating, no losses, just upgradingMy lessons, made blessings, I turned that into moneyThank God I never settled, this view is so much betterI’m chilling, I’m winning, like on another level

Ami

Well you think that you know what I am but you don’t‘Cause I say what you can’t and I do what you won’tI like it loud really proud like a crown upon my headI’ll always be this way ‘till the day that I’m dead

Ao

Somehow, you’ve remained modestFlashbulbs pop, paparazzi goes wildWith amazing grace you walk and smileThey answer to your beck and callYou’re flawless

Rin

Prove to yourselfThere’s nobody elseRaise up your handAnd leave no man standing

Suki

I see how your attention buildsIt’s like looking in a mirrorYour touch like a happy pillBut still all we do is fearWhat could possibly happen next?Can we focus on the love?

Coffee Shop

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Fluff (A/U, College Life!)

Word Count: 1.9k

A/N: Who else is getting bias wrecked by Yoongi? I am ;-;

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It was just another average day in Seoul. Skys were blue, streets were filled with people either getting to work, grabbing food and even tourists enjoying the sights. Cars filled the streets as people tried to get from one place to another. Nothing out of the ordinary.

You stood at the crosswalk of the intersection. All of your classes for the day had ended, and since it was finals season and you didn’t have work for the day, you decided to go and get a lot of studying done. And as much as you wanted to go back to your apartment, you would feel more compelled to curl up in your bed and watch videos online for the rest of the day, so that’s a hard pass.

But you weren’t the only one who had the same thought. You walked into your usual coffee shop and saw that it was completely packed. There were other students there already hitting the books and drinking coffee. 

“Seat...seat. Then I’ll order.” You mumbled to yourself as you scanned the place for a seat.

There was one booth left in the corner and you made a break for it. No way were you going to walk to another shop, you were too tired to do so. But right as you were about to place your hands on one of the booth seats, someone reached behind you and placed their hand down the same time as you.

“I think I claimed dibs on it first!” You turned around to see who else wanted the booth. You turned around to only be centimeters away from the face of the owner of the hand.

The man was handsome. And not just averagely handsome. He was gorgeous. His skin was porcelain. His eyes were such a deep dark brown, they trapped you in his gaze. “Are you sure about that?” His voice was kind of deep and a little raspy.

You forgot how close your faces were to each other and you felt the heat creep up to your cheeks, “I-I’m sure!” You backed away and plopped down into the booth, “I saw down first!” 

He leaned down and brought his face close to yours again, “I don’t want to cause a scene. And obviously there’s no other open spots around, so why don’t we share just for this once.”

Have the booth to yourself to sprawl out or share the booth with this extremely handsome man in front of you…

“Fine just this once,” you sighed and took out your laptop, “But we take turns ordering! Hold the table while I go real quick!” You shot up and ran to the line before the mystery man even had a chance to answer.

“Did I really just leave my bag with a man I don’t know?” You thought to yourself and peered back towards the booth. But it was hard to tell what he was doing because all you could really see over the booth were his eyes and they weren’t moving from whatever he was looking at. 

He was kind of short...taller than you...but still short.

“Well at least if he steals something...I’ll cause a scene…” you mumbled to yourself as you approached the counter to order, “Can I get a medium Americano? And a Chocolate Chip muffin please?” 

After paying and waiting for your order, you walked back to see the man on his laptop typing away furiously, “I see you got your order,” he stood up with his wallet in his hand, “My turn. I’ll be back.”

“I still don’t know his name…” You thought to yourself as you dug through your files on your laptop for some study guides. 

You noticed he left his phone on the table and it lit up, the screensaver was a picture of him and some other guys all holding up drinks together. Those must be his friends. But the thing that caught your eye was his message.

The name was Roomate Jin and it said, “Yah! I just so happened to walk by a coffee shop and guess who I saw on a date! You! You and some girl were together at a booth! Why didn’t you tell me! Who is she! She’s kinda cute! If it doesn’t work for you two can I have a shot? How did you meet her? ANSWER MEEEEEE.”

You chuckled and blushed a little. That poor roommate friend didn’t know that you guys literally just met like 30 minutes ago. You two don’t even know each others names.

A few minutes later he mystery man returned with a roast beef sandwich and some sort of tea in his hands. But you didn’t bother to look up because you were already sucked into your studying with your earbuds in your ears. You were bumping along to some tunes while reading over your notes.

The mystery man chuckled looking at you before tapping the top of the computer, “I didn’t mean to interrupt, but what’s your name? Because right now all I can think of calling you is mystery girl who stole the booth from me.”

You stuck your tongue out playfully at him, “Excuse meeee? I was here first, and in fact I come to this cafe almost everyday! I have dibs! But my name is (Y/N), and you are….mystery man who tried to steal the booth from me?”

“Yoongi. Min Yoongi. And I know you come here almost everyday because so do I...not to sound stalkerish! But yeah!” He glanced at your laptop then back at you, “Also did you know we have a couple of classes together?” 

“W-wait what?” You felt your mouth drop open a little, “You’re a music and business double major too?” 

“Yes ma’am,” he laughed and turned his study guide around to reveal that you two were working on the same document, “I’m a little hurt that you didn’t notice me. Well to be fair, I sit in the very back corner of the room while you sit in the front...teachers pet.” 

“Am not! I just have really bad eyesight!” 

He flashed his gummy, but really adorable, smile at you, “Well then get glasses dummy. Then come sit in the back with me so you can help me, because I am genuinely suffering in all of these classes.”

“So I can help you? Or you can just mooch off my answers?” You raised an eyebrow at him playfully then smiled, “How are you doing studying for this final? Are you all good?”

“Like I said, suffering.” 

You got up and sat next to him to look at his study guide, “Oh my gosh, YOU’RE ANSWERING LIKE HALF OF THESE PRACTICE QUESTIONS WRONG!” You facepalmed and looked up at him, “Do you want to see how I did them on my study guide! I will teach you! Instead of you just mooching off my answers!”

But when you looked up at Yoongi, you saw a faint pink tint on his cheeks. Then it hit you how close the two of you were sitting together. Your shoulders were touching and yet again, your faces were only centimeters away from each other.

“S-sorry…” You felt your cheeks heat up as you began to scoot away back to your side of the booth, but to your surprise Yoongi pulled you back down and just pulled your laptop over to the side both of you were sitting.

“Just stay here, it’ll be easier if one of us doesn’t have to read upside down.” He didn’t look at you but you could see in his cheeks that he was a little flustered.

But he wasn’t the only one, you were too.

“O-okay…” You said quietly and went back to looking at the study guide. You really never realized how cute this guy was. He may look like a bad boy when you first see him, but he’s turning out to be the complete opposite.

Time passed and you and Yoongi were growing more and more comfortable with each other. He started understanding the material more as you explained it to him. The studying became enjoyable with him around.

“Thanks to you, I have faith in this final now,” Yoongi sighed and leaned his head back, “But please tell me you’ll sit next to me during this final?”

“Uh why? You have faith in it now, you don’t need me to be there and have answers for you to mooch off of sir!” You playfully smacked his arms and stretched your arms into the air, “You’ll be fine, I believe in you.” 

Again, Yoongi’s cheeks flushed pink, but even a deeper shade of pink. That was the most genuine ‘I believe in you’ he’s ever gotten. And even though you two just now formally met, he was falling for you, hard.

“But since the final is in a few days,” you looked up at him, “There’s still time to study and make sure you’re solid on all the material. Do you want to meet again tomorrow and

study again?” You genuinely enjoyed spending time with Yoongi. His presence was just great to be around. He’s not as cold and stoic as he looks on the outside.

Yoongi’s face lit up when you had asked him, “Yeah! I-I mean yeah,” he kept his cool, “Wanna give me your number so that way we can plan this out?”

“There’s not to much to plan out”, you chuckled and slid your phone over to him, “put your number in goof!”

While Yoongi put his number in, you ate the last little bit of your pastry. It got dry because it was getting neglected while you and Yoongi were studying, “Man I love this place but there muffins aren’t that great.”

Yoongi gave your phone back to you , “Real food sounds good right now. Meat sounds good right now...barbeque sounds good right now...hey wanna go get some?” In his mind he was proud of nonchalantly asking you on a date.

“That sounds like a great idea! I think we deserve it after the hard work we just put in.” You closed your laptop and slid it to your bag. After putting your stuff away, both you and Yoongi stood up and got out of the booth.

He may have looked short but he still towers over you, “Let’s get going then.” The two of you were walking out only to be greeted by a big gust of cold air.

That cold air made you jump and grab onto Yoongi’s arm for warmth. But immediately you realized what you did and let go, cheeks filled with nothing but pink. 

“If you’re cold…” Yoongi scratched the back of his head, “You can come back here...I’ll keep you warm...I mean if you want me to...If you’re okay with it...You don’t have to if you don’t want to…”

His nervousness made you smile and you made your way back over to him, he wrapped his arm around you and pulled you close to him as you guys made your way down the busy street. 

“H-hey (Y/N)?” Yoongi looked down at you with serious eyes.

You hummed in response.

“Can we say this is the first date?” His cheeks were flushed pink and that wasn’t just from the cold, “I already know I would love to take you out again. Maybe after tomorrow’s study sesh.”

Your cheeks heated up and you nodded, “Sure Yoongi. I would love that.””

“Call me Yoongi Oppa…”

Daiki Aomine X Male!Reader - it's you.

title: it’s you. 

Alpha!Aomine Daiki X Male!Omega!Reader warnings: language, sexual themes, mentions of male pregnancy he/him pronouns used for reader when you see ’–’ it means some time has passed omegaverse au ___

“You’d think he’d be a girl with those hips, huh?” “You’d think-” “He’s gotta be an omega when he presents, I would bet my life on it.” “He’ll probably turn some guys if he is.” “He’s probably gay too, what girl would want a guy who has more ass and hips than her?” Those were the comments you heard all the time growing up. It was really bad in high school when third-years started presenting when they turned 18. How long it takes you to present after you turn 18 varies from person to person though. So you were fortunate to not have the entire third year student body like this towards you. You’ve heard it all; the sexual innuendos, horrid jokes about sex and rape and so on, the rape comments deliberately sent your way, and even sometimes you’d get a fleeting hand on your ass in a crowded hallway. It was terrible to say the least. They said it was an honor to present as an omega, and to be gifted a rare trait to be a male who could bear children. Just over half of the world population at 53% were betas, 25% were Alphas, and the remaining 22% were omegas. And then only 17% of the omega population were males, that means for every 100 female omegas, there were 4 male omegas. However, you thought it wasn’t a blessing even though you wished to be an omega. It made you sick to your stomach. If you presented as a beta, the jokes would stop. The sexual comments would stop. You would have been able to live a normal life. Now that you were in your third year of high school, and presented during the summer just before vacation, and a week after your birthday, it seemed things got better and worse all at the same time. [sorry if u don’t have a birthday in the summer] After you presented and returned to school a week before summer vacation, it was weird. Already presented alphas from your grade, both male and female even though it was common knowledge that you were gay, watched you constantly. You were told by your beta friend Momoi that you apparently had a very strong and overwhelming scent, and if she could smell it as a beta, you knew it was bad. Too bad you couldn’t smell your own scent so you could control it. Your doctor said it will be hard the first year trying to gain control of it, so for now you’d just have to deal with it. When you got back to school, you seemed to have gained more friends that were also presented omegas. Most of them were girls you had decent conversations with, only one was another guy, and he was already bonded with his boyfriend, a beta, as soon as he presented. And then the guys, alphas and beta presented and un-presented alike, who made this nasty comments about you started getting bold. At least there weren’t any female alphas doing this to you too. They would come up to you in the library, or any other mostly secluded areas, and ask you innocent questions about work, if you shared your class, but then would lean in too close. They were obvious about breathing in your scent, and then trying to touch you. Whenever you pulled away, they would growl or huff at you before sauntering away. This was always better than the questions asking if they could spend your heat with you. You didn’t know if this was in effort to actually court you, or rather their old ways of being douchebags. – “Hey Momoi, I haven’t seen you in a while.” You Beamed as you rushed at the pink-haired girl you’d been waiting for by the gym doors, “Why’d you want me to walk you home again?” You asked scratching the back of your neck. The girl gave you a big smile, shrinking slightly at your question, “Hey [Name], nice to see you too!” She commented, “Do you have such little faith in me to question my motives?” It was fake, the hurtful tone to her voice, it made you smile and roll your eyes, “Just kidding, I just wanted to see you! Plus Daiki is M.I.A. and I usually walk home with him, and it gets lonely walking home alone.” She whined. “Ah, so I’m just a replacement, is that right Momoi-chan?” You teased. “No!” She denied with a smile, “Of course not, I just don’t like walking home alone, and I enjoy your company [Name]-kun.” You laughed and nodded, “Likewise.” The two of you had a pretty normal conversation as you walked from the school to where Momoi lived. You talked about school mostly, sometimes that one tv show you both were really into recently. Then your curiosity got to you. “What did you mean Aomine was M.I.A.?” You inquired, not even trying to hide the curious tone. You’ve only spoke with the tall basketball player a few times. Mostly it was you asking him in the hallways where Momoi was when you two had plans for lunch or after school, which was rare. His lazy personality occasionally annoyed you when Momoi would complain about it to you, but other than that, you found him really attractive. You haven’t been around him enough to know if his personality was as attractive as his physical form was to you. She gave you a wary smile, her inner battle obvious over her face, “Well… I don’t know for sure, but Daiki had his birthday two weeks ago… and I think he’s presenting.” She sounded worried, but you couldn’t blame her. They were childhood friends, they’ve been through practically everything together. “He wasn’t at school yesterday or today.” “Oh,” You gave her a reassuring smile and pat on her shoulder, “Don’t worry Momoi-chan, I’m sure Aomine will be fine, he’s a big guy after all.” The pink-haired girl returned your smile, “Thank you, I know you’re right,” She agreed, glancing to the side, “His house is coming up, do you mind if we stop by for a moment? It’ll be quick I promise.” You nodded, “Of course, that’s fine with me.” You followed Momoi up to the door and stood slightly behind her as she rang the doorbell and waited patiently. A few moments after the doorbell was rang, a woman slightly taller than Momoi, around the same height as you, and sported Aomine’s tan skin opened the door. She smiled at you and Momoi, “Hello Satsuki, what brings you here?” She asked. “Hello Mrs. Aomine, I was wondering how Dai-chan has been,” Momoi started, “He hasn’t been returning my texts or calls, so I got a little worried.” The older woman’s eyes softened, “I can assure you Satsuki that Daiki is doing fine,” She glanced over at you, just now seeming to notice you, “If Daiki hasn’t contacted you, I’m not sure-” Mrs. Aomine was cut off when the boy in question came up behind her. “I’m fine as you can see Satsuki, I thought for once you’d mind your own business.” He remarked, eyes lazily looking over at the girl. Momoi scoffed and crossed her arms, Mrs. Aomine moved to the side of her son so he wasn’t hovering over her shoulder and opened the door wider, “I was just being a good friend, and so was [Name] here, and stopping by after you’ve missed two days of school and haven’t responded to me at all.” Aomine’s eyes shifted from Momoi to you standing behind her. The intense look in his eyes made you blush, “Yeah, yeah,” He said dismissing her comment, “I’m fine, why’d you bring him along anyways?” “Because he’s my friend, duh,” Momoi replied instantly. “Right,” He mused, “Anyways, since you obviously won’t leave if I don’t explain myself, even with ’[Name]’ here, I just presented. I’m fine and I’ll be at school tomorrow.” Momoi breathed out a sigh of relief, “I’m glad that’s all it was.” She turned to you, “Are you ready to get home now?” You were about to reply, but then a scent hit you. It had to have been Aomine’s scent, Momoi always smelled like lavender, and Mrs. Aomine smelled like fresh cotton, but this smelled so much better. It smelled like a crackling fire, musky and smokey in all the right ways. It made your knees feel weak, it made you want to submit to him, it made you want to present your neck for him so he could claim and mark you. Your pupils blew wide and your breathing quickened, making Momoi give you a look of concern. And then you noticed a not-so-familiar wetness started to seep into your underwear. “What’s wrong [Name], are you alright?” You glanced up at her from where you were staring at the ground. Your eyes moved from the girl to Aomine in the doorway, you didn’t know when his mom left. Daiki stood there tense and ridged, but you could tell there was something going on with him too. His pupils were just as wide as yours were. “I-I got to get home, now.” You forced out, even though your tongue refused to form words. And without saying goodbye, you bolted from the house and down the street as fast as your jelly legs would let you. Your instincts were screaming to go back to the tan male, but you couldn’t. You got home under five minutes, a new record, and headed straight for your room, locking the door behind you. You knew what was happening to you, even though you wished it wasn’t so. You reasoned to yourself that it was a natural reaction to be thrown into your heat three weeks early by the raging hormones coming from a newly presented alpha, that had to be it. It was Thursday, you’d have to tell your mother later that she needs to contact the school and tell them you can’t go back to school until next Thursday. And you’d have to ignore your phone that kept going off from new texts until this wave passed. Piece by piece you shed yourself of your layers of clothing, your sweat and the slick running down your thighs making the material stick to your skin. Three weeks early, how could this happen? How could your first heat be triggered by a newly presented alpha? – It wasn’t until the third day, which was Sunday evening were you coherent enough to look at your phone and not thinking about getting something up your ass. Yesterday when you mom brought you up some snacks and water, she said a pink-haired girl came by and asked if you were ok. She said she told Momoi the truth, since she knew that the girl was one of your only true friends. You were beyond embarrassed by this, but slightly glad. The ache from your ass was dulled for a moment so you started going through some of the texts you received. [momo-chan] Thursday 5:29pm why did you just leave like that!!????!? what’s wrong!! [momo-chan] Thursday 5:56pm i’m really worried [name]!!! please tell me what happened! even daiki started acting weird when you left!! his mom said he actually can’t go to school tomorrow now!!! [momo-chan] Friday 10:18am now you’re not at school????? [NAME]!!!!!! please answer me [momo-chan] Friday 12:05pm i hope i didn’t do something to make you upset, if i did please tell me [momo-chan] yesterday 1:29pm [name] i just left your house, i hope you get through your heat with minimal pain!! call me as soon as you can! i’m glad there was nothing seriously wrong with you [name] There was also a text from this morning saying that Momoi forgot to tell him that she would pick up his work that he missed already and will miss until he comes back on Friday, and would bring it by after school tomorrow. With a groan you put your phone on the charger, you were surprised it hasn’t died after three days. You shot the girl a short text thanking her for getting your work and that you were sorry for you running away. But that was it. You didn’t have to go any further than that. You didn’t have the energy, physically and mentally, to go any deeper. Especially you recently had to go through the mortification of you mother buying and giving you a vibrator and dildo. You may have been an adult, but that was truly horrifying, and you were probably scarred for life. Then again, you were so so thankful she did. – You were finished with your heat before Thursday, but since you were still excused, you didn’t go to school, and stayed home to make up the work you missed. You knew you would be cut some slack on some of your assignments, but not everything so you needed to get the majority of them done. Momoi stopped by after school on Thursday and was welcomed in by your mother. She was brought up to your room, and didn’t really start talking until your mom left after bringing up some tea and snacks. “So, how’ve you been?” You asked, taking a sip of your tea. The two of you sat across from each other on your bed. She gave you a smile, “Good, and you?” “Good.” God, this was awkward. Why couldn’t you have been more sociable? Momoi sighed after a minute of pure silence, “[Name],” She started in with a serious tone, “We need to talk.” “Isn’t that what we’re doing?” You arched an eyebrow. “I’m fine with how the conversation is going…” You trailed off. She shot you an disapproving look, “You know what I mean, we need to talk about what happened the other day. It was weird.” She said, the last part being whispered. “It’s not normal for a heat to be triggered almost a month early by an alpha, it’s especially concerning with it being your first heat.” “I know…” You sighed, “My mom called the doctor about it, but she won’t tell me what she said.” There was an unknown look on Momoi’s face that made you anxious, it was the look your mom gave you when you asked what was wrong. Did she know something you didn’t? “What do you know?” You demanded, crossing your arms incase you needed to defend yourself. “Well,” She hesitated, “I started researching things after your mom told me what was going on with you, and then I started asking Aomine what happened that day too, because he started acting just as weird as you did, and I found some things.” She was beating around the bush, you gave her a look to get on with it, “On every website I looked on, it said when an omega it pushed into a heat extremely early by an alpha’s scent or hormones like this, it means that they, uh, are compatible.” “What?” You asked after her words sunk in, “What do you mean by ‘compatible’?” “I mean that you and Daiki could possibly be mates, since that reaction wouldn’t come from just any alpha and omega.” She spoke just above a whisper, as if she was wary of your reaction. “How can that possibly be? I don’t even know Aomine at all, every time I’ve talked to him I was asking where you were.” You uncrossed your arms and turned so you could lean back against the wall, “We can’t be mates.” “Yes you can be, and since you don’t know him well, that is a perfect indicator that you probably have more in common than you think, compatibility wise.” You stayed silent for a while. Your mind was going too fast, overloading with different thoughts about everything you were just informed on. Why couldn’t you have had a normal life as an omega? But no, you were blessed with be sexually harassed since you were twelve and now you were told by your closest friend that you were mates with her childhood friend. Not normal, you’d just have to deal with it. You placed your head in your hands and groaned. “[Name],” It was your mom’s voice, you looked up to see her standing in the doorway of your room, “Momoi is right, I’m sorry I didn’t explain everything to you,” She came and sat beside you, placing a comforting hand on your shoulder, “I kept it from you because I know you wouldn’t want to hear it, and even though it is common for parents to set up marriages when this kind of thing comes to light, your father and I won’t do that to you. Even if you are mates, we will not pressure you into bonding with him.” Momoi nodded, “Right [Name], you don’t have to accept him as a mate,” Your mom gave her a smile, “But I would encourage you to at least talk to him. He’s not too bad, I mean, he’s lazy, but he can be really sweet once you get to know him. Plus I’ve talked to him about this,” You shot your head up to watch her closely, “And he didn’t out right say that he wants to try it out, but he’s been asking about you.” She laughed a little, “He thought he was straight until he saw you last week.” A blush burned your cheeks, and your put your head back in your hands in effort to hide it. You could hear your mother laughing a little as well. “Daiki even told me that would take the end of the year exams twice instead of going though this sexual identity crisis.” She patted your knee, “It is the cutest thing to watch him go on and on about how he doesn’t understand why you suddenly are so attractive even though you don’t have breasts.” “Ha-ha,” You deadpanned, refusing to look up at the two women beside you, “How is that a good thing?” “It’s really good because you could humble him,” Momoi said suddenly, “He’s always gotten what he’s wanted, and you are the one thing he can’t have without your permission.” “Well [Name], the choice is yours, but I agree with Momoi, at least talk to him, and then make your decision of refusing to peruse him.” You mom said before getting up, and placing a kiss on the back of your head before leaving the room. Once she left, you lifted your head, “What… is he asking about me?” Momoi beamed at your question, “Lots of things actually! Everyday he’s asked how you’ve been doing, and then he asks me about what you’re like and stuff, like I said so cute. And then he would go on about how he feels kind of bad about triggering your first heat, since it’s supposed to be the worst.” You nodded and sighed at that, “There is so much more that I could tell you, but I got to get home.” “Alright,” You said standing up from your bed with her, and walking her to the door, “Well I guess I’ll talk to you tomorrow.” She nodded, “Yeah, I’ll be by in the morning so we can walk to school together, also so I can tell you more about it. Good night!” She chimed and walked out the door. You gave her a wave goodbye before shutting the door. You had a lot to think about tonight. You were still unsure if you should go forward with Aomine if you were mates, you knew you certainly couldn’t deny the butterflies that erupted in your stomach when you heard that Aomine was asking about you. It was going to be a long night, you just hoped you got some sleep. – Momoi did just as she said and walked to school with you. It felt weird, since you two haven’t done that since first year, but it was nice nonetheless. She went on about the little things Aomine did over the past week. The one thing that mainly surprised you is that he was on time to every practice the past week, but then flushed when she told you he only did that since she promised to answer any questions he had about you. He apparently asked pretty normal questions. What your favorite subject was, have you applied to any colleges yet, and so on. They were first date kind of questions. “Come find me during lunch,” Momoi said as she left you by your classroom, you really wished you were in the same class now. It was obvious whenever an omega was on heat leave during school, there was rarely any other reason a student would be gone for a week straight. There was also the fact that your scent would show that you just went through your heat, and already some of the alphas in your class could tell. Stiffly you made it over to your desk, for once you were thankful it was in the first row right by the teachers desk, that would give you some sort of a safety net. You ignored every comment thrown your way, until the teacher came in so you could give her your late work, and then only paid attention to what she said throughout the class period. You begged for time to move faster so it would be lunch and you could leave the suffocating atmosphere of the classroom to seek shelter with Momoi. – You looked around the lunch room in search for the familiar pink-hair that you associated with Momoi. She usually bought her lunch, while you always brought your own from home. After a few minutes, you came to the conclusion that she was outside. As soon as you stepped into the bright sunlight, you spotted the girl. She was across the yard sitting on a bench with her dark-haired childhood friend beside her. Her head was looking around the students, seeming to be searching for someone or something. And then she noticed you. She beamed and waved you over, her actions catching Aomine’s attention, and he was looking over at you as well. You blushed as you made your way over to the duo. When you came up to them and stood beside Momoi, just being in Aomine’s presence made you feel all mushy inside. You refused to meet his eyes. “Hey Momoi, I thought you were in the lunchroom, sorry for being late.” She smiled at you, “It’s ok, I still have to go get my lunch, so,” She glanced from you to Aomine, “Stay here, I’ll be back after I get my lunch.” She said quickly before rushing away, without letting your protest to leave your lips. You watched her pink hair disappear behind the school doors before slowly turning to the male. “Hi,” You voice was rather meek, startling you. You sat down where Momoi was sitting stiffly. “Hey,” He drawled, eyes lazily trailing up and down your form, making you squirm, “Are you scared of me or something?” How could he act casual while you felt like you were going to die. Hastily, you shook your head, “No,” You took out your lunch in effort to stuff your face before there was a conversation started without Momoi there. She was your safety net. Aomine turned his body towards you slightly, “Then why are you look like you want to bolt?” There was a hint of sadness in his voice, you didn’t know what to do. You stared at your lunch, absently picking at it as you tried to find your words, “I’m nervous, happy?” You muttered, eyes darting up to meet his only for a moment, but then you were lost. You couldn’t look away from his eyes. The depth of his dark blue irises seemed to draw you into him, and you could tell he was feeling the same thing. His scent flared, like it did that day, you wanted to groan at the addictive smell. Your eyes slid shut, overwhelmed by your different senses flaring. “You smell really good,” Aomine said, making your eyes flutter open, only now realizing how close he was to your face. “So do you,” You breathed, the sound catching in your throat as you felt Aomine’s nose against your neck, “Y-You know it’s considered inappropriate to scent people in p-public.” You added stuttering lamely. A deep laugh came from Daiki as he removed himself from you and sat up, “I just wanted to make sure those bastards that keep looking over at you know that you’re mine.” He growled, you so badly just wanted to bow to his every beck and call. “I’m used to that kind of attention,” You mumbled, looking away from the male, “And when did I agree to be yours?” Aomine smirked, “When you let me scent you in public.” His voice was steady, and overpowering. A warm blush crawled up your neck to stain your cheeks. He was right, you did just let him do that even though it was highly shunned in public, those kind of things were left behind closed doors. There was a long of pause of silence that made you realize that Momoi wasn’t coming back. She set you up to force you to talk to Aomine about everything. She was too sneaky for her own good. “What do you want from this?” Your voice came out barely as a whisper. Daiki gazed at the back of your neck for a while since you were bent over your lap avoiding his gaze, “I want you.” He said simply, “Only if you’ll let me.” “How can you be ok with it?” You snapped, voice sharp as you still stared at your feet, “You’re straight, and everyone knows I’m gay. Just because I’m an omega and have wide hips and ass doesn’t make me a girl.” You looked up to see a pained expression on the taller male. “I know,” His voice was strained, “But I don’t know why I feel like this, I don’t know why it was you, but it is. Maybe I’m bi or something? But it’s clear as day to me that it’s you, you’re all I want, if you’ll have me.” You pursed your lips, he couldn’t possibly be telling the truth, could he? As your inner battle raged on, you stayed silent. Since you let your emotions play on your face, Aomine wasn’t annoyed with your silence. “I guess… I guess we can try this.” You murmured. Aomine didn’t give you time to take back your words. He leaped forward and kissed you. It was a hard, chaste kiss, but was efficient of making you into a puddle of goo against the basketball player. He tried to pull away, but you pulled him back in effort to deepen the kiss. He growled against your lips, making you gasp and open your mouth for him. You were so submissive, it was driving him insane. Before it could get any better, you heard the calls of a teacher screeching about 'no PDA’ and so on. You two separated quickly as if someone burned you both, your face on fire, while Aomine looked unfazed. “You’ll try it?” Aomine repeated. “I will, but no promises.” He smirked at your answer, because you both knew it was lie. He already had your heart, with one kiss. It was destined for you two to be bonded, and you were ok with that. 

WARNING! Major Crypto Defi Hack Are You Safe? Bitcoin Price Holding Strong

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Today in crypto that queen is maintaining good price momentum as billions of dollars in stable coin sit ready to buy up the market the USA discusses yet another round of stimulus this time for a casual half trillion dollars more D. five owner abilities over the weekend have resulted in millions of dollars in crypto being stolen so I wanna make sure you know how to keep yourself safe the crypto lark this reason scrap all of the hottest of the latest happening out there in the wild wild land of crypto by the way if you are new to crypto currency and you still need help figuring out all of the basics like how to buy bitcoin how to send bitcoin has store bit coin and how to successfully investing crypto currencies in general then check out my course is called crypto currency explained this course walk you through all of those topics and more with step by step tutorials in critical resources everything you need to get started in one place that I haven’t spent a lot of time running around the internet trying to piece everything together there’s a link in the description where you can learn more so a quick peek at the charts here to get started off with today it is very nice to see bitcoin on the daily maintaining above the fifty day moving average it’s a very nice spot for bitcoin holdings here will really continue to reinforce that bullish narrative that is starting to be created in the market right now a drop below that line around the sixty nine hundred dollar mark there could set us up for a bit of a loss of faith in that bullish narrative and let the bears back out looking at the exponential moving averages the price is currently struggling with the fifty day EMA so let’s see if bitcoin can actually make a definitive close above this line on the daily before we really start that journey upwards across over the one hundred day EM. Hey around seventy five hundred and then of course the two hundred day E. M. A. at around eight thousand dollars which is also where the two hundred day standard moving averages if we can get across these lines and really just close a definitive couple of candles above those two hundred day moving averages and I would say that we are back in business and it will be on to bowl season once again until then though I do appreciate the Kerr momentum but take it all with a grain of salt nice though to see bitcoin maintaining a solid uptrend on the daily currently as well and of course the weekly just closed for bitcoin giving us our fifth green candle in a row which is definitely nice to see the general momentum in the market has definitely been encouraging it is really I think getting people excited about that bullish narrative again but do remain aware of the wider risks to the global economy right now and that the crisis is far from over so still a wild cards can be pulled out here but a bit of hope you could come in the form of stablecoin accumulation on exchanges right now cryptocurrency exchanges are holding over three billion dollars in stable coins on behalf of their customers showing that traders and investors are essentially sitting with just loads of cash ready to be deployed into the markets yeah sure a percentage of this is just the traders moving in and out of the markets but a good amount of that will be those who are waiting to either bite in up coming dip or perhaps waiting for further confirmation that the bulls are indeed back in charge of the markets before and during their long term plays three billion dollars that’s a lot of chatter man a lot of chatter and when that money starts moving back into bitcoin it could have a very dramatic effect on the price pushing the market’s very high very fast but. When it comes to having lots and lots of chatter no one does it quite like America they remember on Friday in our office so how is saying that the small business stimulus loan program was already out of its three hundred and fifty billion dollar budget yeah well. Over the weekend the U. S. administration they have been discussing putting up another four hundred and fifty billion dollars in stimulus to fight the current crisis now the program would consist of three hundred billion dollars to the paycheck protection program is sixty billion dollars to separate emergency loan program for small businesses, of course, it is worth remembering that the previous three hundred and fifty billion dollars for small businesses ran out in just three weeks so how long will this current truncheon of money take to disappear not long that’s how it’ll be gone it really really fast this proposal also includes one hundred billion dollars for hospitals and for testing for the virus so. Is this money needed for these purposes I have no doubt that it is and obviously you know these people should be helped these businesses should be helped hospital should help all that I’m not disagreeing with the idea of spending all this money the question now is where is that money coming from was the long term impact of that you see this is another half trillion dollars in just one week and one week that money does not come from a magical savings account or from selling gold from Fort Knox or something like that no no no no no just type in it into the computer that’s that magic money just appears that’s how they do it that’s how they do it it’s crazy massive inflation could be coming for the dollar and well bit coin may not have done very well in the short term of this liquidity crisis that sparked back in March long term we will see bit queen shining as the inflation crisis starts the heat up there is no way that all this data in money supply expansion is going to happen without hurting the dollar in the long term. Now on to the main theme of today’s video keeping your crypto safe the first is about storage risks for your bitcoin so a longtime community member with actually robbed the other day he shared a story it’s terrible what happened to him while he was away from home someone climbed on whose balcony came in through his door stole his laptop in a still a framed piece of art on his wall that contained his one and only bitcoin paper wallet. All the bitcoin that has been diligently stacking for three years and there was no copy I just it’s a devastating story I’m just so sorry here’s happens god in such a big community supporter for the last few years he just a good dude and it’s just a tough situation but I really want to take just a minute to tell the story because it’s just such an important reminder to take your security of your crypto just incredibly seriously always remember the best practices when it comes to store your bitcoin paper wallet for example on the one hand they are quite safe on the other hand there just paper and that paper get wet or eaten by dog or stolen so you know it’s not a perfect solution of course entering that private he later on to retrieve your bitcoin also be tricky hardware wallets they remain the most effective in the safest way for the average user to safely store their crypto if you do not yet have a hardware wallet then please consider getting one is the safest way for the average user tips successfully store their crypto whether you choose a paper or a software or a hardware wallet always maintain the best practices right down in keep at least two copies of your keys or your passphrase and always do this using pen and paper laminated if you can of course rent water damage as well and then take those copies and put them in different places very simple stuff here are very important make sure you put it somewhere completely just not obvious and something in which a thief would never consider taking like Jane Austen book or something like that never store your keys online either you have a high risk of losing your crypto if you do your crypto can be gone in an instant if you don’t properly secure it if you do need a hardware wallet then ledger currently has an. Awesome sale going on we can actually get a family pack or a backup packs you can get yourself a whole big pile ledgers not me personally I always have multiple devices on hand collection Animax ledger nano S. and dental X. in the box this is just in case I lose water in case one of these devices get stolen and I can just take my passphrase set it up on the new device and I’m back in business a past Fraser had an incredibly secure and hard to find places so I feel quite comfortable about my back up for my security and of course either someone actually does steal your ledger wallet it just resets after three failed log in attempts so it’s very very secure the device is a very good place to keep your crypto there’s a link down below we can get yourself a ledger and also include a video tutorial for the ledger which will actually answer many of the common questions that people seem to have about using one of these devices please please please take your security seriously all of your years of stacking stats can be invalidated in a minute of crime so please take it seriously and finally the big story of today is that over the weekend a number of major decentralized finance exploits have happened to someone took advantage of the known exploit in the E. R. C. seven seven token standard to steal three hundred thousand dollars in Ethereum and wrapped a bit coin from a unique swap tokom pool there’s also been a critical vulnerability which has been found by the curve team in the synthetics S. U. S. D. contract now the vulnerability was found before anything bad happened all the funds are safe there has been no lost the vulnerability is currently being fixed actually the team has done really well here to act proactively to prevent any exploits of that vulnerability from happening this is why using H.. Rusted professional decentralized finance application like synthetics is so important in the first place because you have people working actively on the development of that product which you can trust but the big one of the weekend has to be this one lending protocols land F. dot and he was happy for twenty-five million dollars in crypto. The hacker drain basically all of the funds on the platform so this graph here you can see so eloquently illustrates how quickly the crypto disappeared from this platform and the hackers in a very savage follow up even sent a few thousand dollars worth of taxes tokens back to the team with a little note attached on the blockchain better future burn man that hurts yes split was again a known attack vector that took advantage of the known smart contract vulnerability now lend F. dot M. eat came under a lot of criticism actually hasn’t actually deployed and then apparently bastardized compound finances copyrighted code without consent and more critically it is apparent that the codes thieves not only lack the knowledge to develop their own smart contracts but they also lack the knowledge to properly maintain the smart contracts in to know how to audit for security vulnerabilities twenty five million Bucks in crypto gone. Just like that if there is a back door the hackers will find it there is no stopping and it’s their full-time job this is what they do but this for me just underlines that. It’s important to understand the risks remain in the decentralized finance space which is why for most people lending with someone like block fight for getting involved in lending is a much better option than landing on a lot of these decentralized markets however if you are going to be using a decentralized finance product then there are some things to keep in mind that you can use to keep yourself safe first off only use trusted and well established providers I’m talking the likes of kybernetwork and synthetics and compound finance their teams that have proven that they have what it takes to stay ahead of the curve to find vulnerabilities before the bad guys do into fix that maybe really really proactive about their code bases of course never risk more than you can afford to lose on the fight either we are still in the early experimental stages of this technology mistakes will happen money will be lost also use insurance on your defy plays if you can’t companies like nexus mutual actually offer you the chance to ensure your funds against smart contract failure but they do not insure all companies so be very wary of new players like land after dot M. E. that are entering the market many of these guys they’re gonna be fly by night types of operations just riding the defy hype wave. More money will be lost in the fi you can count on it that being said I remain incredibly optimistic about the future of decentralized finance early adopters of this technology they’re taking risks that the rest of us can sleep easy in the future but if you are not up for the risks of decentralized finance or you do not understand the risks thing keep your bitcoin or your theory I’m just locked up on your ledger or if you do want to get into the lending market use a service like block fi they’re highly regulated highly compliant a lot saved a lot of these defy platforms but long term this technology layer which we see being built on open public networks like Ethereum will be fundamental in challenging the existing financial order and then massively disrupting it so I remain very bullish on the future of the fight your question for today what are you doing to keep your cryptocurrency secure in are you using any defy applications and if so do you fully understand the risks that you are taking would love to know down below in the comments section what you are doing to keep your crypto safe thank you so much watching today’s video massively appreciate as always the time to take a few days over here and watch this did talk about crypto currencies on the internet seriously none of this is possible values thank you so much and enjoy today’s video hit that thumbs up button make sure to subscribe to the channel if you are new around here long live the blockchain. Add the peace out the next time.

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WARNING! Major Crypto Defi Hack, Are You Safe? Bitcoin Price Holding Strong

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Today in crypto that queen is maintaining good price momentum as billions of dollars in stable coin sit ready to buy up the market the USA discusses yet another round of stimulus this time for a casual half trillion dollars more D. five owner abilities over the weekend have resulted in millions of dollars in crypto being stolen so I wanna make sure you know how to keep yourself safe the crypto lark this reason scrap all of the hottest of the latest happening out there in the wild wild land of crypto by the way if you are new to crypto currency and you still need help figuring out all of the basics like how to buy bitcoin how to send bitcoin has store bit coin and how to successfully investing crypto currencies in general then check out my course is called crypto currency explained this course walk you through all of those topics and more with step by step tutorials in critical resources everything you need to get started in one place that I haven’t spent a lot of time running around the internet trying to piece everything together there’s a link in the description where you can learn more so a quick peek at the charts here to get started off with today it is very nice to see bitcoin on the daily maintaining above the fifty day moving average it’s a very nice spot for bitcoin holdings here will really continue to reinforce that bullish narrative that is starting to be created in the market right now a drop below that line around the sixty nine hundred dollar mark there could set us up for a bit of a loss of faith in that bullish narrative and let the bears back out looking at the exponential moving averages the price is currently struggling with the fifty day EMA so let’s see if bitcoin can actually make a definitive close above this line on the daily before we really start that journey upwards across over the one hundred day EM. Hey around seventy five hundred and then of course the two hundred day E. M. A. at around eight thousand dollars which is also where the two hundred day standard moving averages if we can get across these lines and really just close a definitive couple of candles above those two hundred day moving averages and I would say that we are back in business and it will be on to bowl season once again until then though I do appreciate the Kerr momentum but take it all with a grain of salt nice though to see bitcoin maintaining a solid uptrend on the daily currently as well and of course the weekly just closed for bitcoin giving us our fifth green candle in a row which is definitely nice to see the general momentum in the market has definitely been encouraging it is really I think getting people excited about that bullish narrative again but do remain aware of the wider risks to the global economy right now and that the crisis is far from over so still a wild cards can be pulled out here but a bit of hope you could come in the form of stablecoin accumulation on exchanges right now cryptocurrency exchanges are holding over three billion dollars in stable coins on behalf of their customers showing that traders and investors are essentially sitting with just loads of cash ready to be deployed into the markets yeah sure a percentage of this is just the traders moving in and out of the markets but a good amount of that will be those who are waiting to either bite in up coming dip or perhaps waiting for further confirmation that the bulls are indeed back in charge of the markets before and during their long term plays three billion dollars that’s a lot of chatter man a lot of chatter and when that money starts moving back into bitcoin it could have a very dramatic effect on the price pushing the market’s very high very fast but. When it comes to having lots and lots of chatter no one does it quite like America they remember on Friday in our office so how is saying that the small business stimulus loan program was already out of its three hundred and fifty billion dollar budget yeah well. Over the weekend the U. S. administration they have been discussing putting up another four hundred and fifty billion dollars in stimulus to fight the current crisis now the program would consist of three hundred billion dollars to the paycheck protection program is sixty billion dollars to separate emergency loan program for small businesses, of course, it is worth remembering that the previous three hundred and fifty billion dollars for small businesses ran out in just three weeks so how long will this current truncheon of money take to disappear not long that’s how it’ll be gone it really really fast this proposal also includes one hundred billion dollars for hospitals and for testing for the virus so. Is this money needed for these purposes I have no doubt that it is and obviously you know these people should be helped these businesses should be helped hospital should help all that I’m not disagreeing with the idea of spending all this money the question now is where is that money coming from was the long term impact of that you see this is another half trillion dollars in just one week and one week that money does not come from a magical savings account or from selling gold from Fort Knox or something like that no no no no no just type in it into the computer that’s that magic money just appears that’s how they do it that’s how they do it it’s crazy massive inflation could be coming for the dollar and well bit coin may not have done very well in the short term of this liquidity crisis that sparked back in March long term we will see bit queen shining as the inflation crisis starts the heat up there is no way that all this data in money supply expansion is going to happen without hurting the dollar in the long term. Now on to the main theme of today’s video keeping your crypto safe the first is about storage risks for your bitcoin so a longtime community member with actually robbed the other day he shared a story it’s terrible what happened to him while he was away from home someone climbed on whose balcony came in through his door stole his laptop in a still a framed piece of art on his wall that contained his one and only bitcoin paper wallet. All the bitcoin that has been diligently stacking for three years and there was no copy I just it’s a devastating story I’m just so sorry here’s happens god in such a big community supporter for the last few years he just a good dude and it’s just a tough situation but I really want to take just a minute to tell the story because it’s just such an important reminder to take your security of your crypto just incredibly seriously always remember the best practices when it comes to store your bitcoin paper wallet for example on the one hand they are quite safe on the other hand there just paper and that paper get wet or eaten by dog or stolen so you know it’s not a perfect solution of course entering that private he later on to retrieve your bitcoin also be tricky hardware wallets they remain the most effective in the safest way for the average user to safely store their crypto if you do not yet have a hardware wallet then please consider getting one is the safest way for the average user tips successfully store their crypto whether you choose a paper or a software or a hardware wallet always maintain the best practices right down in keep at least two copies of your keys or your passphrase and always do this using pen and paper laminated if you can of course rent water damage as well and then take those copies and put them in different places very simple stuff here are very important make sure you put it somewhere completely just not obvious and something in which a thief would never consider taking like Jane Austen book or something like that never store your keys online either you have a high risk of losing your crypto if you do your crypto can be gone in an instant if you don’t properly secure it if you do need a hardware wallet then ledger currently has an. Awesome sale going on we can actually get a family pack or a backup packs you can get yourself a whole big pile ledgers not me personally I always have multiple devices on hand collection Animax ledger nano S. and dental X. in the box this is just in case I lose water in case one of these devices get stolen and I can just take my passphrase set it up on the new device and I’m back in business a past Fraser had an incredibly secure and hard to find places so I feel quite comfortable about my back up for my security and of course either someone actually does steal your ledger wallet it just resets after three failed log in attempts so it’s very very secure the device is a very good place to keep your crypto there’s a link down below we can get yourself a ledger and also include a video tutorial for the ledger which will actually answer many of the common questions that people seem to have about using one of these devices please please please take your security seriously all of your years of stacking stats can be invalidated in a minute of crime so please take it seriously and finally the big story of today is that over the weekend a number of major decentralized finance exploits have happened to someone took advantage of the known exploit in the E. R. C. seven seven token standard to steal three hundred thousand dollars in Ethereum and wrapped a bit coin from a unique swap tokom pool there’s also been a critical vulnerability which has been found by the curve team in the synthetics S. U. S. D. contract now the vulnerability was found before anything bad happened all the funds are safe there has been no lost the vulnerability is currently being fixed actually the team has done really well here to act proactively to prevent any exploits of that vulnerability from happening this is why using H.. Rusted professional decentralized finance application like synthetics is so important in the first place because you have people working actively on the development of that product which you can trust but the big one of the weekend has to be this one lending protocols land F. dot and he was happy for twenty-five million dollars in crypto. The hacker drain basically all of the funds on the platform so this graph here you can see so eloquently illustrates how quickly the crypto disappeared from this platform and the hackers in a very savage follow up even sent a few thousand dollars worth of taxes tokens back to the team with a little note attached on the blockchain better future burn man that hurts yes split was again a known attack vector that took advantage of the known smart contract vulnerability now lend F. dot M. eat came under a lot of criticism actually hasn’t actually deployed and then apparently bastardized compound finances copyrighted code without consent and more critically it is apparent that the codes thieves not only lack the knowledge to develop their own smart contracts but they also lack the knowledge to properly maintain the smart contracts in to know how to audit for security vulnerabilities twenty five million Bucks in crypto gone. Just like that if there is a back door the hackers will find it there is no stopping and it’s their full-time job this is what they do but this for me just underlines that. It’s important to understand the risks remain in the decentralized finance space which is why for most people lending with someone like block fight for getting involved in lending is a much better option than landing on a lot of these decentralized markets however if you are going to be using a decentralized finance product then there are some things to keep in mind that you can use to keep yourself safe first off only use trusted and well established providers I’m talking the likes of kybernetwork and synthetics and compound finance their teams that have proven that they have what it takes to stay ahead of the curve to find vulnerabilities before the bad guys do into fix that maybe really really proactive about their code bases of course never risk more than you can afford to lose on the fight either we are still in the early experimental stages of this technology mistakes will happen money will be lost also use insurance on your defy plays if you can’t companies like nexus mutual actually offer you the chance to ensure your funds against smart contract failure but they do not insure all companies so be very wary of new players like land after dot M. E. that are entering the market many of these guys they’re gonna be fly by night types of operations just riding the defy hype wave. More money will be lost in the fi you can count on it that being said I remain incredibly optimistic about the future of decentralized finance early adopters of this technology they’re taking risks that the rest of us can sleep easy in the future but if you are not up for the risks of decentralized finance or you do not understand the risks thing keep your bitcoin or your theory I’m just locked up on your ledger or if you do want to get into the lending market use a service like block fi they’re highly regulated highly compliant a lot saved a lot of these defy platforms but long term this technology layer which we see being built on open public networks like Ethereum will be fundamental in challenging the existing financial order and then massively disrupting it so I remain very bullish on the future of the fight your question for today what are you doing to keep your cryptocurrency secure in are you using any defy applications and if so do you fully understand the risks that you are taking would love to know down below in the comments section what you are doing to keep your crypto safe thank you so much watching today’s video massively appreciate as always the time to take a few days over here and watch this did talk about crypto currencies on the internet seriously none of this is possible values thank you so much and enjoy today’s video hit that thumbs up button make sure to subscribe to the channel if you are new around here long live the blockchain. Add the peace out the next time.

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WARNING! Major Crypto Defi Hack, Are You Safe? Bitcoin Price Holding Strong

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Today in crypto that queen is maintaining good price momentum as billions of dollars in stable coin sit ready to buy up the market the USA discusses yet another round of stimulus this time for a casual half trillion dollars more D. five owner abilities over the weekend have resulted in millions of dollars in crypto being stolen so I wanna make sure you know how to keep yourself safe the crypto lark this reason scrap all of the hottest of the latest happening out there in the wild wild land of crypto by the way if you are new to crypto currency and you still need help figuring out all of the basics like how to buy bitcoin how to send bitcoin has store bit coin and how to successfully investing crypto currencies in general then check out my course is called crypto currency explained this course walk you through all of those topics and more with step by step tutorials in critical resources everything you need to get started in one place that I haven’t spent a lot of time running around the internet trying to piece everything together there’s a link in the description where you can learn more so a quick peek at the charts here to get started off with today it is very nice to see bitcoin on the daily maintaining above the fifty day moving average it’s a very nice spot for bitcoin holdings here will really continue to reinforce that bullish narrative that is starting to be created in the market right now a drop below that line around the sixty nine hundred dollar mark there could set us up for a bit of a loss of faith in that bullish narrative and let the bears back out looking at the exponential moving averages the price is currently struggling with the fifty day EMA so let’s see if bitcoin can actually make a definitive close above this line on the daily before we really start that journey upwards across over the one hundred day EM. Hey around seventy five hundred and then of course the two hundred day E. M. A. at around eight thousand dollars which is also where the two hundred day standard moving averages if we can get across these lines and really just close a definitive couple of candles above those two hundred day moving averages and I would say that we are back in business and it will be on to bowl season once again until then though I do appreciate the Kerr momentum but take it all with a grain of salt nice though to see bitcoin maintaining a solid uptrend on the daily currently as well and of course the weekly just closed for bitcoin giving us our fifth green candle in a row which is definitely nice to see the general momentum in the market has definitely been encouraging it is really I think getting people excited about that bullish narrative again but do remain aware of the wider risks to the global economy right now and that the crisis is far from over so still a wild cards can be pulled out here but a bit of hope you could come in the form of stablecoin accumulation on exchanges right now cryptocurrency exchanges are holding over three billion dollars in stable coins on behalf of their customers showing that traders and investors are essentially sitting with just loads of cash ready to be deployed into the markets yeah sure a percentage of this is just the traders moving in and out of the markets but a good amount of that will be those who are waiting to either bite in up coming dip or perhaps waiting for further confirmation that the bulls are indeed back in charge of the markets before and during their long term plays three billion dollars that’s a lot of chatter man a lot of chatter and when that money starts moving back into bitcoin it could have a very dramatic effect on the price pushing the market’s very high very fast but. When it comes to having lots and lots of chatter no one does it quite like America they remember on Friday in our office so how is saying that the small business stimulus loan program was already out of its three hundred and fifty billion dollar budget yeah well. Over the weekend the U. S. administration they have been discussing putting up another four hundred and fifty billion dollars in stimulus to fight the current crisis now the program would consist of three hundred billion dollars to the paycheck protection program is sixty billion dollars to separate emergency loan program for small businesses, of course, it is worth remembering that the previous three hundred and fifty billion dollars for small businesses ran out in just three weeks so how long will this current truncheon of money take to disappear not long that’s how it’ll be gone it really really fast this proposal also includes one hundred billion dollars for hospitals and for testing for the virus so. Is this money needed for these purposes I have no doubt that it is and obviously you know these people should be helped these businesses should be helped hospital should help all that I’m not disagreeing with the idea of spending all this money the question now is where is that money coming from was the long term impact of that you see this is another half trillion dollars in just one week and one week that money does not come from a magical savings account or from selling gold from Fort Knox or something like that no no no no no just type in it into the computer that’s that magic money just appears that’s how they do it that’s how they do it it’s crazy massive inflation could be coming for the dollar and well bit coin may not have done very well in the short term of this liquidity crisis that sparked back in March long term we will see bit queen shining as the inflation crisis starts the heat up there is no way that all this data in money supply expansion is going to happen without hurting the dollar in the long term. Now on to the main theme of today’s video keeping your crypto safe the first is about storage risks for your bitcoin so a longtime community member with actually robbed the other day he shared a story it’s terrible what happened to him while he was away from home someone climbed on whose balcony came in through his door stole his laptop in a still a framed piece of art on his wall that contained his one and only bitcoin paper wallet. All the bitcoin that has been diligently stacking for three years and there was no copy I just it’s a devastating story I’m just so sorry here’s happens god in such a big community supporter for the last few years he just a good dude and it’s just a tough situation but I really want to take just a minute to tell the story because it’s just such an important reminder to take your security of your crypto just incredibly seriously always remember the best practices when it comes to store your bitcoin paper wallet for example on the one hand they are quite safe on the other hand there just paper and that paper get wet or eaten by dog or stolen so you know it’s not a perfect solution of course entering that private he later on to retrieve your bitcoin also be tricky hardware wallets they remain the most effective in the safest way for the average user to safely store their crypto if you do not yet have a hardware wallet then please consider getting one is the safest way for the average user tips successfully store their crypto whether you choose a paper or a software or a hardware wallet always maintain the best practices right down in keep at least two copies of your keys or your passphrase and always do this using pen and paper laminated if you can of course rent water damage as well and then take those copies and put them in different places very simple stuff here are very important make sure you put it somewhere completely just not obvious and something in which a thief would never consider taking like Jane Austen book or something like that never store your keys online either you have a high risk of losing your crypto if you do your crypto can be gone in an instant if you don’t properly secure it if you do need a hardware wallet then ledger currently has an. Awesome sale going on we can actually get a family pack or a backup packs you can get yourself a whole big pile ledgers not me personally I always have multiple devices on hand collection Animax ledger nano S. and dental X. in the box this is just in case I lose water in case one of these devices get stolen and I can just take my passphrase set it up on the new device and I’m back in business a past Fraser had an incredibly secure and hard to find places so I feel quite comfortable about my back up for my security and of course either someone actually does steal your ledger wallet it just resets after three failed log in attempts so it’s very very secure the device is a very good place to keep your crypto there’s a link down below we can get yourself a ledger and also include a video tutorial for the ledger which will actually answer many of the common questions that people seem to have about using one of these devices please please please take your security seriously all of your years of stacking stats can be invalidated in a minute of crime so please take it seriously and finally the big story of today is that over the weekend a number of major decentralized finance exploits have happened to someone took advantage of the known exploit in the E. R. C. seven seven token standard to steal three hundred thousand dollars in Ethereum and wrapped a bit coin from a unique swap tokom pool there’s also been a critical vulnerability which has been found by the curve team in the synthetics S. U. S. D. contract now the vulnerability was found before anything bad happened all the funds are safe there has been no lost the vulnerability is currently being fixed actually the team has done really well here to act proactively to prevent any exploits of that vulnerability from happening this is why using H.. Rusted professional decentralized finance application like synthetics is so important in the first place because you have people working actively on the development of that product which you can trust but the big one of the weekend has to be this one lending protocols land F. dot and he was happy for twenty-five million dollars in crypto. The hacker drain basically all of the funds on the platform so this graph here you can see so eloquently illustrates how quickly the crypto disappeared from this platform and the hackers in a very savage follow up even sent a few thousand dollars worth of taxes tokens back to the team with a little note attached on the blockchain better future burn man that hurts yes split was again a known attack vector that took advantage of the known smart contract vulnerability now lend F. dot M. eat came under a lot of criticism actually hasn’t actually deployed and then apparently bastardized compound finances copyrighted code without consent and more critically it is apparent that the codes thieves not only lack the knowledge to develop their own smart contracts but they also lack the knowledge to properly maintain the smart contracts in to know how to audit for security vulnerabilities twenty five million Bucks in crypto gone. Just like that if there is a back door the hackers will find it there is no stopping and it’s their full-time job this is what they do but this for me just underlines that. It’s important to understand the risks remain in the decentralized finance space which is why for most people lending with someone like block fight for getting involved in lending is a much better option than landing on a lot of these decentralized markets however if you are going to be using a decentralized finance product then there are some things to keep in mind that you can use to keep yourself safe first off only use trusted and well established providers I’m talking the likes of kybernetwork and synthetics and compound finance their teams that have proven that they have what it takes to stay ahead of the curve to find vulnerabilities before the bad guys do into fix that maybe really really proactive about their code bases of course never risk more than you can afford to lose on the fight either we are still in the early experimental stages of this technology mistakes will happen money will be lost also use insurance on your defy plays if you can’t companies like nexus mutual actually offer you the chance to ensure your funds against smart contract failure but they do not insure all companies so be very wary of new players like land after dot M. E. that are entering the market many of these guys they’re gonna be fly by night types of operations just riding the defy hype wave. More money will be lost in the fi you can count on it that being said I remain incredibly optimistic about the future of decentralized finance early adopters of this technology they’re taking risks that the rest of us can sleep easy in the future but if you are not up for the risks of decentralized finance or you do not understand the risks thing keep your bitcoin or your theory I’m just locked up on your ledger or if you do want to get into the lending market use a service like block fi they’re highly regulated highly compliant a lot saved a lot of these defy platforms but long term this technology layer which we see being built on open public networks like Ethereum will be fundamental in challenging the existing financial order and then massively disrupting it so I remain very bullish on the future of the fight your question for today what are you doing to keep your cryptocurrency secure in are you using any defy applications and if so do you fully understand the risks that you are taking would love to know down below in the comments section what you are doing to keep your crypto safe thank you so much watching today’s video massively appreciate as always the time to take a few days over here and watch this did talk about crypto currencies on the internet seriously none of this is possible values thank you so much and enjoy today’s video hit that thumbs up button make sure to subscribe to the channel if you are new around here long live the blockchain. 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