i can feel my wisdom teeth coming in. LEAVE YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE

being in a masc/masc relationship is all fun and games until you both have professional commitments soon and neither of you know how to use makeup to cover up hickies. or have makeup

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…

the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

get his ass

morning people are so fucking scary. rolling over and seeing good morning 😁😁😁😁 is such a jumpscare

finally official!!! out of the situation trenches!!! stay strong situationship warriors 99% of people end situations right before they become official

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

lesbianism is literally so important to me it’s not just a sexuality it’s a gender it’s a worldview it’s a state of mind + a state of being

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

i cant even imagine where id be without "thats a really mean way to think about me, i wish you wouldnt think that i dont know what im doing when i love you." and "people want to be useful, trying to do everything yourself makes the people around you think that you dont trust them or that you think theyre incapable" and "people are made to be burdens. we are made to carry each other and not leave anyone behind." and "its rotten work / not to me. not if its you."