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Winter " weiss mom wants me to marry jaune
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Weiss 😱
The Dragons Dowery
Weiss: Ughhh… Gods that was a nightmare…
Yang: Yeah, that was… That was a mess…
Ruby: Going to have some words with, Blake. She… she…
Yang: Has no chill?
Ruby: Yeah, that… How did this all happen? I was too busy trying not to get attacked by crazed faunas that I forgot.
Weiss: Jaune said he eats dust, I wanted to test that out, and then he started belching up fire. Apparently, the quality of, Dust made by the, Schnee Dust Company is considered… cheap to his literal taste.
Yang: Cheap? What do you mean by cheap?
Weiss: I… I don’t know. When he started hacking, and belching out fire, and when he had a chance to speak all he said was that my father was a, ‘cheap bastard.’
Ruby: So, he thinks the dust is of poor quality? What does that mean?
: Mr. Arc considers the, Dust made by the, SDC to be of poor quality. As is it unrefined in his opinion. Therefore it… tastes rancid…
Ruby: Huw? Who are you?
Weiss: Winter; You’re here?!
Winter: Hello, Weiss it’s nice to see you again.
Yang: Is this your aunt, Weiss?
Weiss: Aunt? No this is my older sister, Winter Schnee. Why did you think she was my aunt?
Yang: She’s taller, older, has breasts…
Weiss: Hey!
Yang: She’s the complete opposite to you, so I thought you were family, just not siblings.
Winter: That is a fair assessment.
Weiss: Winter?!
Ruby: Hello! I’m Ruby, Ruby Rose leader of, Team RWBY!
Winter: Ruby of, Team RWBY?
Ruby: Yeah… even I get confused at times too…
Yang: Well, I’m Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins cool hot older sister, nice to meet you!
Winter: Pleasure. There should be four members, where is the fourth member of your team?
Weiss: Our fourth member is, Blake Belladonna, and she is… somewhere…? I don’t know where she is, last time I saw her she was trying to linch me because she thought I tried to kill, Jaune.
Winter: And… why did she try to do that?
Weiss: Blake is a faunas, and she’s part of the more… fanatic devotees towards my friend, Jaune Arc.
Winter: I suppose it has to deal with him being this supposed, ‘Dragon King?’
Weiss: That’s more, or less it.
Ruby: So, what brings you here, Winter?
Winter: Mother, and I came at the request of your summons.
Yang: Summons?
Ruby: Are you talking about the time, Weiss yelled at your dad to get her diamonds checked?
Winter: Yes, Weiss wanted, Mr. Arc to authenticate the authenticity of our family’s family jewels.
Yang: Was that a correct sentence?
Ruby: The auto correct says so.
Weiss: And, how did the grading go?
Winter: Well… two thirds of them are fake…
Weiss: Eh…?
Winter: A fact that, Mr. Arc proved by eating the fakes…
Ruby: He ate them?
Winter: Even mother’s engagement ring was a fake, to which he proved by eating it.
Yang: Ouch.
Winter: But, based upon what, Mr. Arc said, the person father bought these diamonds from was an infamous swindler specializing in fake diamonds.
Weiss: Oh… Well, I guess that’s okay…
Winter: And, Mom offered the, Schnee Diamond as a dowery for, Jaune.
Weiss: Eh…?
Ruby: The what?
Yang: The Schnee Diamond? The hell is that?
Weiss: It’s our family’s heirloom; My grandfather, Nicolas Schnee found it decades ago during a mining expedition when he was founding the SDC. He named it after our family to be a moniker of our family’s legacy. Ha… you know it’s actually funny…
Ruby: What’s funny?
Weiss: All the diamonds my father acquired were fakes, and yet our grandfather’s diamond has more valuable than anything father could ever hope to acquire.
Winter: Fufufu~! That is quite funny.
Weiss: But, wait… Mom offered it as a dowery… F-For whose hand…?
Winter: …
Winter: M-My hand…
Weiss: W-W-What?!
Yang: Seriously?
Ruby: Congratulations!
Weiss: Ruby?!
Ruby: What?
Weiss: No, I… Okay, no… W-What did you say about all of this? No! What did, Jaune say about all of this, because based upon what he said, I will kill him!
Winter: Well… he was inspecting the, Schnee Diamond when, Mother made this offer. And, well… he seemed highly conflicted.
Yang: Was it because of, Jaune’s obsession of precious stones?
Winter: I would believe so. He seemed genuinely interested in accepting mother’s offer, but he eventually put the diamond back into its case, and shook his head. Jaune then told my mother that while he was genuinely tempted to accept her offer, it would remain my decision to accept this marriage proposal. And, that he wouldn’t accept anything until he learned more about me. Considering at most he knew about was that I was, Weiss’s older sister, and that I was more… full bodied than her. Whatever that meant.
Yang: I think he was talking about how, Weiss is flat, and you have booba.
Weiss: I am not flat!
Winter: Oh… that makes sense…
Ruby: So… you want to marry, Jaune?
Winter: …
Winter: Because of my position in the, Atlas Military I never thought about marriage. But, now that it has been presented before me as it has… Well… I am uncertain of how to react to all of this.
Yang: Probably should get to know, Jaune before you think of marriage then.
Winter: That would be an appropriate option to take. Should I ask him on an outing to get to know him then?
Yang: A date?
Winter: Yes, a date. Do you think he’d prefer dining at the, Chatou Chriteline?
Ruby: They serve food there right?
Winter: It’s a restaurant, the most famous high class one in all of, Vale. Have you not heard of it?
Yang: Lady, do we look like high class, hoty toty kind of gals?
Winter: Well…?!
Weiss: Don’t answer that.
Winter: Very well then…
Ruby: You could ask, Jaune’s girlfriends for help.
Winter: G-Girlfriends…? He already has a girlfriend?
Weiss: He has two actually…
Yang: And, if I play my cards right he’ll have three~!
Winter: You want to become a part of his… His…!!
Yang: Harem? Hell yeah I do~!
Winter: But, why?
Yang: I’m in love with the blond goofball. What more needs to be said?
Winter: You’re in love with him…?
Yang: Yeah. I can give you a list of reasons why, but all that matters really is that I love him.
Winter: Is that really all that matters…?
Yang: …
Yang: What are you asking?
Winter: I’m asking if you love him.
Yang: No, you’re not asking me that.
Ruby: What is she asking you, Yang?
: You should ask, ‘Have you ever been in love before?’
: She’s an, Atlasian. I doubt they understand the concept of love.
Winter: What? Who are you?
: Hello~! I’m Pyrrha Nikos, and I am, Jaune’s, First Chosen.
: Hi there pretty lady~! My name is, Coco Adel, his, Second Chosen.
Weiss: What are you two doing here?
Pyrrha: Yang texted me about the dowry. And, we decided to see who actually managed to get, Jaune’s attention.
Coco: And, I must say, Jaune has impeccable taste~!
Winter: Actually my mother put me up for this whole arranged marriage by offering him a dowery he couldn’t deny, well, barely could deny. This whole thing wasn’t my idea.
Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s been dealing with that a lot lately.
Winter: I’m willing to believe that. But, I must ask, what did the two of you mean by, ‘Chosen?’
Pyrrha: Oh it’s just a name we were given by the faunas because we were the… the… the first that…
Coco: The first girls that, Jaune fucked~!
Pyrrha: Yeah, that…
Winter: Y-You’ve slept with him?
Pyrrha: Yes we have.
Coco: Several times.
Pyrrha: We’ve slept with each other actually.
Coco: The future threesome we will have will be legendary~!
Pyrrha: Hopefully we won’t be walking out with a limp next time.
Coco: You kidding? The limp is the best part!
Yang: How good of a limp is it?
Coco: Why spoil the surprise~?
Weiss: Stop it. I don’t want to hear this. You can have your perverted sex lives all you want. I just don’t want to hear you explain it to me. Also, you broke, Ruby.
Yang: What?
Ruby: Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
(Thud!)
Yang: RUBY?!
Pyrrha: Oops…
Coco: Ha! Blushing virgin.
Pyrrha: So… are you interested in dating, Jaune, Winter?
Winter: Well… to be honest, as you guessed I never dated before… or, be interested in anyone romantically. So, I don’t know…
Pyrrha: That’s fair, I’ve never been in love until I met, Jaune. And, after we first met I fell head over heels for him on the spot.
Winter: You’ve never been in love until after you met him?
Pyrrha: Nope. I’ve had plenty of famous people, and the like come on to me, but they never sparked anything in me. They were all just trying to use me to their advantage in one form, or the other. But, then I met someone who knew nothing about me, relied on me for who I am, and not who appeared to be. I’m more happy now than I have ever been since I met him, and becoming his girlfriend has made me more happy than I could ever imagine.
Winter: But, are you okay with… sharing him?
Pyrrha: I was hesitant at first, but the benefits of being part of a harem are quite… enticing~!
Winter: They are?
Coco: Ignore her, unless you want to hear something juicy~?
Winter: I would rather not.
Weiss: Me as well.
Yang: Well I would!
Coco: Later, hot stuff. So, tell me; are you interested in dating, Jaune, or would you prefer to brush this all aside, and forget this all happened?
Winter: …
Winter: I am willing to… investigate the possibility of a relationship if that is possible…
Weiss: You can’t be serious, Winter?
Winter: Have… have you ever seen a person, and thought, ‘what if?’
Weiss: I have…
Winter: Did you ever try to find out what, ‘what if’ could become?
Weiss: I have, and honestly I regretted trying to.
Winter: Then would you have regretted trying to, or never trying, Weiss?
Weiss: …
Weiss: Haa… I would have regretted never trying… Go… Go, and see if things could work between you two.
Winter: Thank you, Weiss.
Coco: Then come with us beautiful, and let us tell you all about our little dragon~!
Pyrrha: Little? Coco, honey, what part about, Jaune is little?
Coco: Good point.
Winter: I would prefer to learn more about his personality, habits, interests, and the like, before… before learning about those things.
Coco: Probably for the best if we do so.
Pyrrha: We wouldn’t want to scare her away now doubt we?
Coco: You coming along, Yang? Certainly you’ll want to hear this~!
Yang: Hell yeah I do!
Winter: I’ll see you later, Weiss. Shall we have dinner together later?
Weiss: I would love to, Winter. Have fun you… (Pa-Ping~!) Oh, Jaune just sent me a text.
Weiss: …
Weiss: W-What the hell…?
Pyrrha: What’s wrong, Weiss?
Weiss: ‘Weiss! Save me! Your mom is trying to seduce me, and it’s working! Save me before I do something I will (Slightly?) regret! Help!’
Coco: W-What…?
Pyrrha: Your mother is trying to seduce, Jaune… Why?
Yang: And, it’s working…?
Winter: How would I know?
Ruby: …
Ruby: Uhh… aren’t you going to go save, Jaune?
Weiss: Huw?
Winter: Beg pardon?
Ruby: Jaune just called for your help, are you two going to go save him, or are you going to let your mother sleep with your friend, and your, potential, husband?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
Weiss: Well… It’s, Jaune.
Winter: He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Weiss: And, the message he sent shows he doesn’t want to do it.
Winter: But, Mother is trying to seduce him, and succeeding… somehow.
Weiss: Mom sleeping with my friend just sounds wrong.
Winter: Not as bad as the thought of Mother sleeping with Father…
Weiss: I feel like throwing up just thinking about it…
Winter: Is that why she trying to seduce him, to have… to have a good time?
Weiss: Possibly, Pyrrha, and Coco gloat constantly on how good he is in bed. Maybe, Mom wanted to see that for herself.
Ruby: Uhh… Are you two trying to justify, Jaune sleeping with your mother?
Weiss: Uhh…
Yang: Sounds like you’re gonna let him bang your mom.
Winter: Well…
Ruby: Do you want, Jaune to sleep with your mom…?
Weiss: …
Winter: …
WW: Well…
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#ruby rose#winter schnee#willow schnee#jaune x pyrrha#pyrrha x jaune#jaune x coco#coco x jaune#jaune x winter#winter x jaune#willow x jaune#jaune x willow#rwby arkos#rwby winterknight
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If Pyrrha went around Vale in Everyday Clothes...would people recognize her?
Or would she be as unrecognizable as Tony Hawk in public?
By Weisscoldglare
https://weisscoldglare.tumblr.com/post/170525320412/dressing-down
#rwby#rwby fanart#yang xiao long#pyrrha nikos#emerald sustrai#peter port#nora valkyrie#cinder fall#coco adel#velvet scarlatina#rwby crosshares#crosshares#velvetxcoco#cocoxvelvet#coco x velvet#Weisscoldglare
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The Lottery...
Sequestered away in their dorm all of team RWBY stood facing a small wooden table, on which sat a special jar that would soon be used to decide their futures...
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Yang: So...
Blake: So...
Ruby: Okay?
Weiss: (sighing) You do understand this right? This is a lottery to decided our futures. the choices we draw will be our ultimate destinies...
Yang: But it's just filled with random people's names? How is that...
Weiss: It JUST will!
Blake: Who is going first?
Ruby: I guess I will?
Ruby walks up to the jar turns her head, puts her hand inside and rummages around before withdrawing a single slip of paper.
Yang: She BETTER not get Cardin... or I'll
Weiss: He and the rest of CRDL have not be included... so relax. Who did you get Ruby?
Ruby: (Slowly opens the slip of paper and her eyes go wide) NO! She'll EAT ME ALIVE!!!
Blake: Ruby?
Yang: Rubes!! I won't let that happen! Whose name...
Ruby: Coco...
Yang : (Looks to Blake) I can see it.
Ruby: Yang?
Weiss: Blake.
Blake takes a deep breath and proceeds to emulate Ruby's previous actions, before withdrawing her own slip of paper.
Blake: (Smiles seductively and gives Yang a wink) I'm happy... and Yang?
Yang: Yes?
Blake: Don't bother... you're taken. (Show's Yang the slip revealing Yang's name.) Ara Ara.
Weiss: Please wait until we leave the room.
Yang: Guess you just you left Weiss-cream.
Weiss steps up to the jar and slips her hand in. After some rummaging she pulls out a slip, and then opens it.
Weiss: I can deal with this, though it will take some work to convince them...
Blake / Yang / Ruby: Them?
Weiss: Yes them. (Weiss shows her team her slip)
"Jaune Arc & Pyrrha Nikos"
Yang: How did you...
Weiss: Ta ta... I have a husband and wife to court.
Weiss walks out the door...
Yang: Do you...
Blake: Possibly...
Ruby: I'm so scared right now...
Yang: Rubes she used a handbag minigun...
Ruby's eyes go wide with excitement, and she vanished out in a whirlwind of rose petals.
Yang: Now that we're all al...
Jaune: SAVE YOURSELF PYR!!! SHE'S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Pyrrha: I'LL COME BACK WITH HELP!!!
Weiss: YOU'RE MINE TOO NIKOS! YOU'RE MINE TOO!!
Yang: Maybe we should...
Blake: Go to Vale for the night?
Jaune: PYRRHA NO!!!
Pyrrha: JAUNE RUN...
Weiss: NOT A CHANCE ARC! NOW! LET'S US ALL GET BETTER ACQUAINTED!! YOU'LL BE MEETING MY FAMILY SOON!
Jaune / Pyrrha : HELP!!!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#bumblebee#strawberry chocolate / chocolate milk / guns and roses#blake belladonna x yang xiao long#ruby rose x coco adel#armored angel
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Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun
Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least that’s what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but that’s not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something
Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing
He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon
Jaune: ok ok let’s use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me
He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube
Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it
Jaune: this is so awesome
Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires
The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds
Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good
Ruby: uh…..
Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red
Ruby: marry me
The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee
Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology
Then walks in coco adel
Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag
Jaune: maybe
Coco: ya no he’s mine
Ruby: wait I know what to do
Winter: we can’t cut him in half and split him
Ruby: what the fudge that’s not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why don’t we just share jaune
Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can
Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun I’m not one for Sharing
Meanwhile
Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH
Nora: what the hell
Pyrrha: someone’s after my man
#jaune arc#rwby ruby rose#rwby winter schnee#coco adel#rwby pyrrha nikos#rwby lancaster#rwby winter knight#jaune x coco#rwby arkos
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Jaune: *knocks Cinder back with his shield* That’s for hurting the love of my life!!
Resurrected!Pyrrha: *excited* He’s talking about me!
Resurrected!Pyrrha: I’m the love of your life?
Jaune: *struggling to fend off enraged and on-fire Cinder* No! …yes? I don’t know! I’m still mad at you!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#resurrected pyrrha#cinder fall#source: coco#if I were Jaune I’d be upset about being kissed then shoved in a locker by my gf before she ran to her death#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos
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a just-for-fun rwby rarepair tournament poll featuring only my favourite ships. who knows maybe ill do something for the winner. adorable art by @rubyneo
i dont know if you'll want it, but if you do @rwbyrarepairs
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#ilia amitola#weiss schnee#coco adel#neon katt#shipping poll#ship tournament#rwby rarepairs#rwby rarepair poll#trojan lizard#greek freckles#chocolate frosted poptart#chocolate frosted poptart rwby#pyrrha x ilia#neon x coco x weiss#coco x neon x weiss#links rarepair tournament#polls#tumblr poll#rwby polls
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My Stories #6
Know Your Audience
Part 1 /
What is wrong with you?!
Yang / Cinder / Pyrrha /
Jaune is a Slut for money.
Winter / Penny / Weiss / Elm /
We're just going to cuddle, I promise.
Penny / Kali / Blake / Willow / Vernal / Neo / May Zedong / Harriet
Blake is Thirsty
Weiss / Ruby / Yang
Just listen to my voice~
Part 1 /
The great baby fever
Part 1 /
After the Ever After
Beginning / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
Nora the Mad Scientist
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4
I know all your Secrets!
Part 1
Be My House Husband (Jaune x Coco)
Part 1 / Part 2
Be My House Husband ( Jaune x Fem Character)
Winter /
You called? (Name in progress)
Ruby / Neo / Winter / Blake / Yang / Reese / Cinder
Never leave those two alone
Part 1 /
I have a license for that!
Part 1 / Part 2
Gray Sweatpants are dangerous!
Part 1 / Part 2
The Arc's Wrath!
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
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Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.
Ships included:
1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)
2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)
3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)
4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)
5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)
6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)
7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)
8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)
9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)
10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)
11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)
12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)
13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)
14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)
15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)
16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)
17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)
18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)
19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)
20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)
21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)
22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)
23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)
24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)
25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)
26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)
27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)
28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)
29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)
30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)
31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)
32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)
I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!
#rwby#best rwby ship poll#bumbleby#renora#cinwin#arkos#ladybug#monochrome#blacksun#sunny bees#bees schnees#guard dogs#catmaleon#fair game#spicecream#schneewood forest#jnpr berries#rwby gemstones#emercury#rosebird#hellbore#crosshares#schneekos#poly str#martial arcs#whiterose#frosen steel#nuts and dolts
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Meet the crew!!!! [Quick Disclaimer: This is purely fan made. None of these are the creator, Pyxilate (or Pyxilatezero, her alt)'s original characters. This is for the memes, not a serious blog. You could think of them like a VTuber agency, except I’m working alone and I’m not getting paid because I’m too young to legally make money]
⚠️SONGS WITH CURSE WORDS WILL NOT BE COVERED UNLESS A CLEAN VERSION EXISTS OR THE SONG IS EASY TO COVER WITHOUT THEM [E.G. “Eyes Half Closed” BY CRYWOLF]. ⚠️
Lead Singer & Costume Designer Rae Taylor from I’m In Love with the Villainess.
Quote: “As long as it doesn’t get in the way of my Claire time.”
Stage Production & Backup Vocalist Elsa Dorothy from Please Bully Me, Miss Villainess.
Quote: “If it will make Yvonne like me more, I’m down. What do you mean, I can’t cheese this with magic?”
Choreographer & Backup Vocalist Malori Crowett from Mage & Demon Queen.
Quote: “You put me in charge of the choreography? It doesn’t take a genius to know I’m not the most well coordinated. Although… look at the other options.”
Head Publicist & Backup Vocalist Ruby Rose from RWBY.
Quote: “You should see the other me. Whom I look like now because anime.”
Music Arrangement & Backup Vocalist Kana Arima from Oshi No Ko.
Quote: “After learning that chasing after Aqua was futile, I decided to stay way from the romance department. And then [Hoshino] Ruby literally knocked down my door and said, ‘Hello, not an option.’ So I’m bisexual now.”
[Disclaimer: knowledge of this character is limited solely to the first season of Oshi No Ko as an Anime and not at all extended to the manga]
Manager, Assistant Publicist, and Forbidden from Singing Kino Himari from Whisper Me a Love Song (or Whispering You a Love Song depending on your Google translate history).
Quote: “Now I can manage two wonderful bands! Although REMRK is closer to a cover performance group than a band. I wonder…”
All ships/relationships to be noted for character interactions:
I’m in Love With the Villainess:
-Rae Taylor x Claire François
-Manaria Sousse x Philine Nur
-Yuu Bauer x Misha Jur
-Lilly Lilium x Clarice Répète III
Really the only ship in Please Bully Me, Miss Villainess:
-Elsa Dorothy x Yvonne Smollett
Mage & Demon Queen:
-Malori Crowett x Velverosa Ghalaztox
-Fenn x Leora
-Cerik Aldebrandt x Melathia
-Cecilia Doltessa x Fillonne
RWBY & RWBY: Ice Queendom: [there’s a lot]
-Ruby Rose (RWBY) x Weiss Schnee (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
-Jaune x Trauma [this is a commonly made joke by Ruby]
-Yang x Blake (Universal)
-Winter x Penny (RWBY)
-Sun x Neptune (Universal)
-Velvet x Coco (Universal)
-Oscar x Whitley (RWBY)
-Summer x Raven (RWBY)
-Jaune x Pyrrha (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
-Ren x Nora (Universal)
-Cinder x Emerald (RWBY)
Oshi no Ko:
Ruby Hoshino x Kana Arima
Aquamarine Hoshino x Akane Kurokawa
Whisper me a Love Song:
Kino Himari & Asanagi Yori
Izumi Shiho x Mizuguchi Aki
[I know this is a stupid idea. Please refrain from repeating unnecessary reminders of my horrible plans gone awry. Sincerely, Pyxilate]
#i’m in love with the villainess#please bully me miss villainess#mage and demon queen#rwby ice queendom#rwby#oshi no ko#whisper me a love song#shipping#rarepair#whiterose#yuri#gxg#song cover#REMRK
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Gun Girls
Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.
Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.
Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.
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Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!
Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!
Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!
Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!
Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!
May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!
: Ladies~!
The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.
Coco: Get on my level~!
RBYPME: ...
Ruby: FUCK!
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#may zedong#coco adel#emerald sustrai#jaune x yang#yang x jaune#blake x jaune#jaune x blake#jaune x coco#coco x jaune#may x jaune#jaune x may#ruby x jaune#jaune x ruby#pyrrha x jaune#jaune x pyrrha#rwby arkos#rwby arcshot#rwby knightshade#rwby lancaster#rwby dragonslayer#rwby colourguard
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I came up with a RWBY x D&D AU called Grottos and Grimm, and this is what I’ve got:
Team RWBY:
Ruby — aasimar; paladin
Weiss — elf; druid
Blake — cat shifter; rogue
Yang — dragonborn (gold); barbarian
Team ALPN:
Jaune — harengon; cleric
Ren — elf; monk
Oscar — halfling; warlock
Nora — dragonborn (blue); barbarian
Penny — warforged; sorcerer
Pyrrha — elf; fighter
Emerald — human; sorcerer
Team STRQ:
Summer — aasimar; paladin
Tai — dragonborn (gold); monk
Raven — raven aarakocra; warlock
Qrow — crow aarakocra; warlock
Team WTCH:
Watts — half-elf; artificer
Tyrian — scorpion shifter; fighter
Cinder — tiefling; sorcerer
Hazel — goliath; barbarian
Mercury — human; fighter
Neo — changeling; fighter
Salem — aasimar (fallen); sorcerer
Team GILT:
Glynda — elf; wizard
Ironwood — human; gunslinger
Lionheart — lion shifter; wizard
Theodore — to be determined
Ozpin —human; warlock
Team CFVY:
Coco — half-elf; barbarian
Fox — tabaxi; monk
Velvet — rabbit shifter; wizard
Yatsuhashi — earth genasi; barbarian
Happy Huntresses:
Robyn — robin aarakocra; ranger
Fiona — sheep shifter; wizard
May — elf; rogue
Joanna — human; ranger
Misc.:
Winter — elf; paladin
Sun — monkey shifter; fighter
Ilia — chameleon shifter; rogue
Adam — bull shifter; barbarian
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CO-LABS
Jaune's Accidental Experimental Pet AU
Original Post/Idea by @memberofdeltasquadron
Contributor(s) @sakerfalke115
Nora, Where are my Keys? (Updated 07-05-2023)
Original Post/Idea by @howlingday
Marriage after a Week! (Updated 07-30-2023)
Marriage after a Week! (Part Two) (Updated 07-25-2023)
Original Idea/Post by @lordofwought
Contributors:
@juanarc-thethird @zero-rider @howlingday @onyxgabriel
@outcasts-redeemer @rwby-encrusted-blog
Always Remember to Tip!
Better Version : Always Remember to Tip!
Original Post/Idea by @superiorsturgeon
Contributor(s)
@rwby-encrusted-blog / @sakerfalke115 / @drenosa
The Beach Episode Nobody Asked For
Original Post/Idea by @howlingday
Quite The Introduction
Original Post/Idea by @littlelewdmable
Contributors @howlingday, @drenosa
RU-JA-GUN-CON! - Cars - Honda NSX (FOUND IT!)
Original Ask/Idea by @sakerfalke115
Original Post by @howlingday
Contributors @sakerfalke115
Who You're Fighting (Updated 07-07-23)
Original Post/Idea by @notmaplemable
Contributors @linkman447 @sakerfalke115 @superiorsturgeon
Who You're Fighting (Alternate Version)
Original Post/Idea by @notmaplemable
Contributors @linkman447 @sakerfalke115 @kamen20ghost
F*** ME... (Coco & Pyrrha)
F*** Me... (Lie Ren)
Original Idea/Post by @gorillageek27
Tragic Love
Orginal Idea/Post by @howlingday
Jaune Sérénades (Imagine your OtP)
Original Idea by @gorillageek27
Contributors:
@howlingday @spahhzy
"For the {Redacted} Bloodline!"
Original Idea by @madmanwonder
Dude What's Wrong with You?
Original Post/Idea by @howlingday
Jaune's Shampoo
Original Post/Idea by @howlingday
I like my women...
Original Post/Idea by @razorblade180
Contributors: @howlingday
OTP Meeting Arc Sisters for the First Time
Original Post/Idea by @madmanwonder
Contributors @superiorsturgeon and @howlingday
The Sleepover / The Sleepover - Aftermath
Original Post/Idea by @arc-misadventures
Contributor to both posts @vulture115
Jaune the Demon (s)Layer!!!
Original Post/Ides by @novankenn
Contributor @lonesilverw0lf
Arm-Wrestling : Valkyrie-Arc vs Arc
Inspiration by @notmaplemable and @howlingday
You Don't OWN ME! (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos x Weiss Schnee)
Contributors @superiorsturgeon
Alternate Version : You Don't OWN ME!
Contributor @rwby-encrusted-blog
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Post 1: Lancaster (Ruby x Jaune)
Post 2: White Rose (Ruby x Weiss)
Post 3: Nuts & Dolts (Ruby x Penny)
Post 4:
Post 5: War Of The Roses (Ruby x Jaune x Weiss)
Post 6: Ruby's Harem (Ruby x Jaune x Weiss x Penny x Oscar)
#rwby#rwby polls#ruby rose#rwby ladybug#milk and cereal#greek rose#strawbana#rwby red velvet#roseprism#rwby wild rose#rwby sugar rush#red lotus#rwby neon red#rwby gun nuts
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RWBY: Vibranium Shield AU: Jaune’s Day at Beacon with new gear (Harem)
Jaune after a solo mission of recon mission of just following some White Fang, Ozpin decided he could have a day off and just do him for awhile, Jaune took this opportunity to then decide to put on some fresh smelling clothes after a long shower and decided to have a nice walk around Beacon with his shield on hand or on his back?
He worn a black tank top, some cargo military navy blue jeans and some of his old steel toe cap Dr.Martens, he grabbed his wallet and scroll and headed out for the day.
As Jaune walked out and passed some people, mostly girls and few Guys he was being watched and lusted as the girls saw his muscular arms and hidden abs and pecs while seeing him looking like a Soldier in training, most males got a bit annoyed and jealous of the attention, Sun however just gave him some respect as he was showing off the abs like a pro.
Half way out he was passing the teachers lounge and Glynda even managed to choke on her coffee and blushed hard while thinking she should give him her crop and use it on her.
As he exited the school he then headed to the comic store that was only a few miles away and decided to Jog there for some small exercise.
An hour later as he jogged back with some new comics he was then noticing that Team RWBY, Pyrrha, Coco, Velvet and Glynda where all staring at him and had some lusting looks on their faces.
Jaune: umm?…..you guys ok? And are you ok Ms. Goodwitch?
Jaune: “Lays in bed”
Jaune: That mission took longer than it should’ve.
Jaune: “Yawn”
Jaune: Got make sure to wake up early for class.
Jaune: I… can’t be… late… again.
Jaune: “Shuts eyes”
“Morning”
Jaune: “Opens eyes”
Jaune: “Stretches”
Jaune: “Checks time on scroll”
Jaune: “Closes eyes”
Jaune: “Eyes widen”
Jaune: Crap, I overslept guys we gotta get t-
Jaune: “Looks around room only to find it empty”
Jaune: They probably already left.
Jaune: I gotta hurry.
“Scroll rings”
Jaune: Hm?
Jaune: “Pulls out scroll to find message”
Jaune: Ozpin?
Mr. Arc we appreciate your improvement, you have made incredible progress as a leader and a fighter. Even going as far as to risk your own life to save an ally of another team. Because of you’ve Improved in such short time you are excused from your classes for the day I have already sent a message to your team and peers. We are grateful for your selflessness and courage - Headmaster Ozpin.
Jaune: Huh.
Jaune: Dodged the bullet there.
Jaune: So I have the day to myself.
Jaune: What should I do.
Jaune: “Sniffs shirt”
Jaune: Ugh, well first I gotta take a shower.
“30 Minutes Later”
Jaune: “Looks in closet”
Jaune: Where the heck is my hoodie?
Jaune: “Looks under bed”
Jaune: Where could it be?
“Meanwhile”
Ruby: “Looks under school uniform”
Ruby: Hehehe.
Jaune: “Continues to rummage around closet”
Jaune: “Spots black tank top”
Jaune: Why haven’t I ever worn this?
Jaune: Well no better time than now.
Jaune: “Trips on shield”
Jaune: Ow.
Jaune: “Stares at shield”
Jaune: “Grabs shield & places it on his back”
Jaune: Just in case.
“Hallway”
Jaune: “Walking down hallway”
Students: “Staring”
Female Student: Isn’t that Arc
Female Student: Yeah, when did he become such a hottie.
Female Student: I totally let him take me out.
Male Student: Lucky bastard.
Male Student: He was the weakest student and now he’s a chick magnet.
Male Student: Dudes lucky.
Sun: Yo Jaune.
Sun: Looking good my man.
Jaune: Heh thanks dude.
Glynda: “Sipping coffee”
Glynda: My class begins in a few minutes, I should get going soon.
Glynda: “Sips coffee”
Glynda: “Spots Jaune”
Glynda: “Spits coffee”
Glynda: “Coughing”
Glynda: 😳😳😳
Glynda: M-Mr Arc he is is.
Glynda (Internally): Am I getting fluster over a student?
Glynda: Oh how he would look in a crop like mine.
Glynda: 🤤🤤🤤
“Vale”
Jaune: “Walks in a comic book store”
Jaune: “Looks through comics”
Jaune: Yes the new X-ray and Vav issue.
Jaune: “Sees shield wielding hero”
Jaune: “Smiles”
Jaune: “Takes comic”
Jaune: “Sets comics on counter”
Female Employee: Quite the selection.
Female Employee: “Looks at Jaune”
Female Employee: 😳😳😳
Female Employee: Woah mama.
Jaune: “Pulls out wallet”
Jaune: How much do I owe you?
Female Employee: “Hands comics to Jaune”
Female Employee: There on the house handsome.
Jaune: Really, wow thank you.
Female Employee: Oh a comic lover who’s ripped thats so rare.
“Beacon”
Ruby: Seriously Yang what were you doing with Jaune?
Yang: It was nothing, why do you keep bugging me about it?
Weiss: Because you continuously dodge the question whenever we ask it.
Yang: Look what happened was my business and-
Yang: “Spots Jaune”
Yang: And…
Ruby: Yang?
Weiss: You dolt whats distracting you from our conversation?
Blake: That.
Blake: “Points at Jaune”
Ruby & Weiss: “Turn to see Jaune”
Ruby & Weiss: 😳😳😳
Ruby: Holy-
Weiss: How dare he get so muscular and stop flirting with me.
Blake (Internally): Lucky for the rest of us.
Coco: “Raises her sunglasses”
Velvet: “Stares at Jaune with lust”
Pyrrha: “Covering face”
Glynda: “Covering bloody nose”
Jaune: Is everyone staring at me?
Jaune: Are they okay?
Jaune: “Looks at Glynda who’s nose is bleeding”
Jaune: Is Miss Goodwitch okay?
#Rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#pyrrha nikos#coco adel#velvet scarlatina#glynda goodwitch#sun wukong#Vibranium shield au#ask & answer
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Favourite RWBY Shipping
(note: They are all going to be Jaune ships)
Primary Tier
1) Double Rainbow (Jaune x Ilia)
HM) Arkos: This ship is impossible to not like.
HM) White Rose: They are fucking adorable together.
2) Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby) or Dragonslayer (Jaune x Yang)
3 White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)
4) Holy Grail (Jaune x Velvet)
5) Knightshade (Jaune x Blake)
6) Bumblee (Yang x Blake): I WANTED to like this ship, but the show refused to have them actually talk to each other. Then they had them hookup without talking, creating a terrible if not downright abusive relationship.
Horny Tier
7) Knightfall (Jaune x Cinder), or the even more extreme Fallen Ark (Jaune x Pyrrha x Cinder)
8) Sunlit Knight (Jaune x Ruby x Yang)
9) War of the Roses (Jaune x Ruby x Weiss)
10) Freezerburn (Jaune x Weiss x Yang)
11) Pollinated Knight (Jaune x RWBY): For the indecisive.
12) Stung Knight (Jaune x Yang x Blake)
13) Rainbow Menagerie (Jaune x at least 3 Faunus girls)
14) Silent Knight (Jaune x Neo)
Super Dreadnought Horny Tier
15) Arc-en-Ciel (Jaune x RWBY x at least one other girl, usually Pyrrha)
16) Jaune’s Angels (Jaune x Cinder x Emerald x Neo)
17) Winter Wonderland (Jaune x Weiss x Winter x Willow)
18) Jaune x Saphron x Terra. Hmm. Needs a good ship name.
19) Grandkittens (jaune x Blake x Kali)
20) Witch Hunt (Jaune x Glynda)
21) Knight in the Crosshares (Jaune x Velvet x Coco)
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Characters
(Organized Alphabetically for ease of use.)
Avatar: Aang, Asami, Azula, Katara, Korra, Sokka, Mei, Toph, Zuko
Ben Ten: Ben, Gwen, Kevin
Beastars: Haru, Jack, Juno, Legoshi, Louis
DC: Barbra Gordon, Barry Allen, Beast Boy, Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Clark Kent, Clara Kent, Cyborg, Damian Wayne, Diana Prince, Dick Grayson, Hal Jordan, Harleen Quinzel, Harvey Dent, Jessica Cruz, Johnathan Kent, John Stewart, Lady Shiva, Pamala Isley, Raven, Selena Kyle, Sierra Hall, Starfire, Stephane Brown, Talia Al Ghul, Tim Drake, Wally West
Edgerunners: David, Lucy, Rebbeca
Frozen: Anna, Elsa, Honeymarren
Gravity Falls: Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Wendy
Helltaker: Asmodeus, Azazel, Beelzebub, Helltaker, Judgement, Justice, Loremaster, Lucifer
Helluva/Hazbin: Adam, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Blitzø, Charlie, Chaz, Husker, Lilith, Loona, Lucifer, Lute, Mille, Moxxie, Octavia, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Vaggie, Valentino, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox
Incredibles: Bob, Dash, Helen, Tony, Violet
Invincible: Debbie, Eve, Immortal, Kate, Mark, Omni Man, Rex
Kim Possible: Ann, Bonnie, Jim, Kim, Monique, Ron, Tim
Legend of Zelda: Ganon, Link, Zelda
Mario: Bowser, Daisy, Peach, Rosalina
Marvel: Ben Grimm, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Drax, Felica Hardy, Gamora, Gwen Stacy, Harry Osborn, Jean Grey, Jennifer Walters, Jessica Drew, Johnny Storm, Jubilee, Logan, Mary Jane Watson, Miguel O’Hara, Miles Morales, Mystique, Natasha Romanov, Nebula, Peni Parker, Pepper Potts, Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Reed Richards, Rio Morales, Scott Summers, Steve Rogers, Susan Storm, Thor, Tony Stark
Miraculous: Alya, Adrien, Chloe, Marionette
Miss Kobyashi’s Dragon Maid: Elma, Kobyashi, Lucoa, Tohru
Murder Drones: J, N, Tessa, Uzi, V
Overwatch: Ana, Ashe, Brigette, Cassidy, Doomfist, DVA, Echo, Emily, Hanzo, Genji, Kiriko, Mei, Mercy, Moira, Pharah, Ramattra, Reaper, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Solder 76, Tracer, Widowmaker, Zarya
Owl House: Amity, Camila, Eda, Edric, Emira Hunter, Luz, Willow, Vee
RWBY: Adam, Alyx, Blake, Cardin, Ciel, Cinder, Coco, Dove, Emerald, Flynt, Fox, Ghira, Glynda, Hazel, Ilia, Ivori, Jacques, Jaune, Jessica, Junior, Kali, Kobalt, Leo, Lewis, Lil Miss Malachite, May Marigold, May Zedong, Mercury, Neo, Neon, Neptune, Nolan, Nora, Oscar, Ozpin, Penny, Port, Pyrrha, Qrow, Raven, Ren, Roman, Roy, Ruby, Russel, Sage, Salem, Scarlet, Summer, Sun, Tai, Theodore, Velvet, Weiss, Whitley, Willow, Winter, Yang, Yatsu
Scooby-Doo: Daphne, Fred, Scooby, Velma
She-Ra: Adora, Catra, Glitter
Sonic: Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, Sonic, Tails
Spy x Family: Lloyd, Yor
Star Wars: Ahsoka, Anakin Skywalker, Asaji Ventress, Ben Solo, Bo-Katan, Cal Kestis, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi, Padame Amadala, Sabine Wren, Shami Skywalker
TCOAAL: Andrew Graves, Ashley Graves, Mrs. Graves
Zootopia: Bellweather, Bogo, Bonnie, Fennec, Judy, Lionheart, Nick
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