A traditional "knight saves the princess" story except at the end, the princess sighs and goes, "I suppose you want my hand in marriage as a reward" and the knight goes, "Oh, no, I'm just new in town and wanted to make friends but I've got really bad social anxiety" and the princess is like, "Rad, because I was never gonna fall in love with you" and they live happily ever after as besties (they're both aroace).

I think a new character should come in and have a crush on Alastor and he's just like ??? and Charlie or Rosie or even Niffty goes, "You're shooting your shot in the wrong direction; not even Cupid's arrow could make him fall in love with someone" and then we get a play on the word aro just like we got for ace, and the aro community gets to hear their identity mentioned in media for the first time.

Science has established that humans are social creatures, but the way society tries to dictate how we interact with people is kinda fucked up. I don’t need a lover to be social. I don’t need a sexual partner to be social. Some people don’t need friends to be social.

Sure, humans might have evolved to desire connection with people, but it’s nobody’s right or business to try and tell us how we connect with them. Also biology is funky and broad and not always precise. Scientists are learning new things and disproving things all the time.

So, yeah. Biology is weird, fuck amatonomativity, and you determine how you want to be social.

What if the stitches along Alastor's body and mouth are actually keeping his powers in? He came to Hell so powerful that it was unheard of. Maybe he has to physically keep his magic locked up and carefully release it a little at a time otherwise it could go berserk or take him over or something.

And what if his shadow is a manifestation of magic that's leaking from his body. He can summon other shadows and entities using the magic he can tap into, but the one that sticks with him at all times and envelopes him when he travels is formed from and connected to the magic he can't control.

Burying my head in my hands thinking about the reason the Collector had such a knee-jerk reaction to Lilith trying to reach out to King was because she called him her “nephew”, and the only association they have to that word is Belos calling Hunter that - and knowing that Belos only created them to kill them. 

He got scared that Lilith was gonna hurt King because that’s all he knows about nephews: they were born to be hurt.

Pyrrha would want Jaune to move on and fall in love again. If he fell for someone who loved him back just as strongly, she'd be overjoyed. If he found someone who wanted to live by his side the way she wished she could have, she'd be so happy for him. She wouldn't want to be his "one true love" because she'd want him to be open to loving another person the way she loved him.

shout out to aro and ace-spec witches. we're rad as hell.

Real Talk: as someone who struggles with low self-esteem, Ruby talking about how heavy the feeling of "not being enough" is and the Blacksmith replying, "and how would you measure enough?" really hit me good.

I have some THOUGHTS on how panicked Fearne was when trying to wake Imogen, how horrified she was at the prospect of letting Imogen go and how incredulous and furious at FCG she was for even suggesting it, how adamant she was that “No! Things are BAD! DON’T be lured in!” and how genuine it was. Truly, completely genuine emotions. Something we haven’t seen without Orym there.

if they gave ruby goggles in vacuo... with oscar's gear imagery and belts... ruby and oscar could be the steampunk couple ever

There's something about Imogen's plea to her mother, who had, up until then, been an enemy, and getting not only a reply but a promise to try and save them verses Orym's plea to the Morrigan, an ally who had done nothing but help them, who claimed to cherish Fearne and whose deal with him depended on all of Bell's Hells returning, and getting silence in return. Just something.

Thinking about Volo being in every Legends game. He swore to accomplish his goal, and I think it'd be cool and fun if Game Freak somehow continued that plot by weaving him throughout the whole Legends series.

I love how passionate Liam was to see Caleb. He doesn't get to see Vax like the others get to see their VM characters, so this is probably extra special to him.

rivals to lovers? nah. rivals as lovers. don’t stop being rivals just because they’re in a relationship.

the back and forth bickering. the intense flirting. trying to one-up each other when showing affection. having domestic competitions around the house. betting on chores.

bonus if one is a mischievous stoic with a heart of gold and the other is a sassy energetic who gets flustered easily.

I'm about to make a series where the four main characters are all super affectionate and promise to be with each other forever, and then it's revealed they're all aroace and are in a QPR by the end and if I see a single complaint of "queerbaiting !!", I will come for peoples' kneecaps.

"She wasn't the same girl anymore"

"I don't want to be me anymore"