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What's the point of all this? I mean, why?
#star wars#sw#hootydoodles#captain rex#star wars the clone wars#clones#tcw#umbara arc#i love taking liberties with umbaras colors#i dont have anything drawn for valentines day#so take a pink-themed sad captain#the 501st#i love this man#poor rex#ill let you in on a secret#i couldnt get the legs right so i just drew fog lmao
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anakin bitching about how insufferable cody and obiwan are, like who do they think they are fooling, and yet they seem so smug about it, do they think they are being subtle??
and rex is sitting there, and goes "oh my god is that padme" in the most dead, tired voice, not even trying to sound believable
anakin immediately jumps to his feet like an overexited puppy, and starts looking for her literally star-eyed
#anakin the embodiement of a golder retriever#suck it up emoboy#poor rex#he desperatly needs a break#star wars#clone wars#obiwan kenobi#star wars clone wars#commander cody#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#captain rex#codywan
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Rex: Has anyone seen Ahsoka
Anakin: She's small, so probably under something
Ahsoka crawls out from the commissary cabinets because she dropped her bracelet under the sink
Ahsoka: First of all, fuck all of you
#incorrect quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#the clone wars#the clone army#the clone boys#captain rex#501st shenanigans#clone wars anakin#star wars ahsoka#ahsoka tano#short people problems#say good bye to your kneecaps anakin#poor rex
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Rex: You know, the 501st treat me like a god
Anakin: How so?
Rex: They ignore me unless they need something from me
#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#the clone wars incorrect quotes#captain rex#anakin skywalker#tcw rex#tcw anakin#poor rex
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Hondo: Haha Captain I have trapped the entirety of you Torrent company and are holding them for ransom!
Rex: Ok, but I need to say something to them first.
Hondo: Uh… ok.
Rex: Goodbye you little shits.
#clone troopers#clone wars#star wars#star wars the clone wars#clone captain rex#captain rex#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#arc trooper jesse#clone trooper hardcase#clone trooper kix#he’s so done#poor rex#captain rex deserves better#rex needs a raise
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Echo: Did you just fall?
Fives: I attacked the floor
Echo: Backwards?
Fives: I am that kriffing talented!
Rex, a tired dad: I should have chosen Waxer and Boil and left you two with Cody
Echo: :(
Fives: But you didn’t *grins*
Meanwhile…
Cody: WAXER!!!! BOIL!!!! WHY IS SPAGHETTI IN THE CAF MACHINE?!
Waxer: To get a quick meal, duh?
Boil: Sir… your eye is twitching. You should let Helix check. It’s very irritating
Wooley: It’s the caf withdrawal *drinks his cup of spaghetti *
Cody: Run
#commander cody#captain rex#arc trooper echo#arc trooper fives#clone trooper waxer#clone trooper boil#clone trooper wooley#waxer and boil#echo and fives#cmo helix#poor rex#why am i having a deja vu#tcw#obi wan: why is my darling commander hunting our men
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Anakin: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Rex: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Ahsoka: FLOOR IT!!
Anakin: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Rex: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Anakin: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Ahsoka: DO IT!
Rex: NO-
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect quotes#anakin#captain rex#rex#ahsoka tano#ahsoka#anakin and ahsoka#anakin skywalker#anakin and rex#rex and ahsoka#poor rex#lol#chaos trio#rex needs sleep#but he's on babysitting duty#or is that teensitting duty#xD
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Someone get this man a vacation!
#Poor rex#its always fives and echo#Mostly fives#clone wars#clone wars fanart#artwork#star wars#star wars the clone wars#captain rex#clone medic kix#kix#fives#Arc trooper fives#echo#arc trooper echo#TCW#sw tcw#star wars comic
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I saw the cuteness aggression ask and I'd like to add something. I don't get cuteness aggression, I get cuteness devastation. I see a human baby and I want to break down crying. My cat starts making biscuits on my thigh and I start wailing.
I imagine Morax just sees Reader off in the distance being cute and just falls to his knees. Head in hands, shaking, tears in eyes, unable to handle it.
Some of the other adepti are probably freaking out the first time this happens, he literally collapsed. Like, the tail holding thing, he just needs to excuse himself and then goes and cries in a corner for a couple minutes.
Ahh this is cute and I totally see it!
He just sits on a rock, head in hands, tears welling up in his eyes because you're just so freaking cute and he has no clue what to do about it-
And imagine he's upset one day because it seems like a policy he had set in place for his people doesn't work out as nicely as he'd expected it to, so you go and try to cheer him up...your soft smile and earnest embrace are just too much for him to handle, so he excuses himself, looking even more upset than he was a minute ago..? And you're left standing there like, did you say something wrong?
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#myart#sw#sw fanart#Star Wars#star wars fanart#commander rex#star wars the clone wars#star wars rex#ahsoka tano fanart#ahsoka fanart#ahsoka tano#anakin and ahsoka#anakin skywalker#tbb#tbb omega#the bad batch#the bad batch fanart#tbb fanart#poor rex
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Rex *looks around the empty corridors*: Shall we race Codes?
Cody *rolls his eyes*: We aren't cadets anymore.
Rex *shrugs*: Guess I'll win then. *bolts*
#rex has been spending too much time around the domino twins#cody did race after him#and he won#poor rex#can't yet beat his ori'vod#captain rex#commander cody#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#tcw#the clone wars#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#501st#212th#501st shenanigans#212th shenanigans
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echo: hey rex?
rex: yes echo?
echo: can a person breathe in a washing machine if it’s switched on?
rex: i don’t know can they?
rec: wait.
rec: *looks around*
rex: echo where’s fives?
echo:
rex: ... oH FOR FUCKS SAKE-
#daily struggle#poor rex#star wars#star wars: the clone wars#the clones#incorrect quotes#incorrect clone quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#arc trooper echo#captain rex#arc trooper fives#echo#fives#rex#domino twins#the domino twins#the clone wars#sw tcw
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obiwan is a shameless flirt, and everybody thinks hes so smug and capable
but the is truth that whenever cody flirts with him, the smug negotiator, master of words is left a blushing, stuttering mess
#rex saw it once and tried to bleach his eyes#poor rex#ahsoka saw it once and started planning their wedding#anakin saw it a few times and never realized#ahsoka and rex had to spell it out for him#the disaster lineage#star wars#clone wars#obiwan kenobi#star wars clone wars#commander cody#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#captain rex#codywan
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Fox, deadpan: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
Rex, on his last nerve: Well I’ll tell you my secret vod. I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say everything is gonna be okay. But I’m lying. And I don’t how much longer I can do it
#incorrect quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#501st Battalion#501st shenanigans#Chaos incarnate#chaos#no braincells to be found#poor rex#feral army#poorrex#captain rex#poor little meow meow#commander fox#brothers
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When the 501st gets new shinies:
Rex: Welcome to the 501st
*something crashes and someone screams*
Rex: *doing his best to ignore the chaos* We're all dumbasses here.
Fives: *standing behing Rex with a grin and a thumbs up* But at least we're fun dumbasses!
#poor rex#XD#random thoughts#it struck me and i couldn't not share#501st shenanigans#star wars the clone wars#501st battalion#captain rex#arc trooper fives
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Anakin does literally anything:
Me pleading with the tv: Rex isn’t paid enough for this. Rex isn’t paid PERIOD. Somebody please pay Rex.
#poor rex#captain rex#anakin skywalker#star wars#clone wars#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#Captain rex deserves better#please pay this man#help this man#he needs a hug#and a raise
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