ineffablejaymee
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i am no longer fifteen but still
why the fuck do you need to know??????????
I'm asexual
'But you can still like have sex right?'
I am fifteen. Why the fuck do you need to know.
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Happy Man-Whore Monday!
Let the Slutty Man Showdown Begin!
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slutty men but they are 2 useless bisexual losers pining after their capable girlfriends
Round One
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i was joking about taylor swift being mskingbean but what the fuck is this
mr tell me a fucking secret???
tonks????
the Prank???
????post Azkaban????
#im still joking#and i still hate billionaires who fly private jets everywhere#let me have fun#taylor swift#the black dog#the tortured poets department#marauders era#the marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar
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percy is the dad who can’t remember any of his kids’ friends names
percabeth daughter: hey dad, can kate come over later?
percy: who’s that?
percabeth daughter: what do you me- dad she came over for dinner last week. the one who rides with us all the time to dance class? the one with dark hair and glasses who comes over all the time?
percy: …not ringing a bell
annabeth: *rolling her eyes in background*
percabeth daughter: dad you watched a basketball game with her dad last month? he’s the one who brought the steaks he grilled
percy: oh yeah! steak guy! he was great. you know, i think he has a daughter your age
percabeth daughter: *looks to annabeth*
annabeth: in my defense, your father is very handsome
percy: *confidently smiles*
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maxwell rayner loves snacking on ppl by dishing out seasonal depression
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Secret about autistic people: a lot of times we don’t actually miss a social cue. We see it. We just decide to ignore it because we think it’s a stupid social cue.
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correction obi wan looks hot ESPECIALLY when his life is destroyed
Obi Wan still looks HOT AS FUCK even when his life was destroyed! Dude looks so rugged and yeah he’s banned from most planets and he only gets sleep when he’s literally knocked unconscious but hey! At least he looks hot as fuck and forgives himself!
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i love them all deeply but ink5oul goes around telling old people hes a big deal online and i am drawn to absolute losers like that
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interviewer: who is the voice of reason in your head?
Ahsoka: master Obi-wan
interviewer: and who is the voice of reason in your head?
Obi-wan: oh Cody 100%
interviewer: and commander-
Cody, deadpan: the voices of every god that ever existed.
earlier that day-
the gods: Cody-
Cody, jumping up and sprinting- GODS DAMN IT OBIWAN
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tiana is the best disney princess and her movie has some of the best disney songs argue with a wall
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I have a question for fellow Omega fans.
reblog for sample size !!
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