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#incorrect clone quotes
bilbo-fettt · 2 years
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Cody: [Pulls out knife]
Rex: Oh no
Cody: [uses knife to open a box]
Rex: Phew
Cody: [Pulls gun out of box]
Rex: OH NO
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drafthorsemath · 11 months
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Incorrect Clone Quotes (featuring things I've said to my horse)
Jesse: Nice boots
Echo: If I fall into the turtle pond please call for help
Rex: Oh God I'm so tired
Kix: This better be laziness and not a new injury
Tup: Put me down gently, please
Fives: This big boy likes being petted
Dogma: I'm gonna hide behind you so I don't have to talk to people
Hardcase: This is why I wanted to ride you
Fox: We're getting more gray every day
Wolffe: (sighing loudly) Why are people here all the time wanting things from me
Gregor: (finding a bag of Stud Muffins) Ooooh everybody loves these. I'd even eat one.
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echo: hey rex? 
rex: yes echo?
echo: can a person breathe in a washing machine if it’s switched on?
rex: i don’t know can they?
rec: wait.
rec: *looks around* 
rex: echo where’s fives?
echo:  
rex: ... oH FOR FUCKS SAKE-
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thebaddestofbatches · 2 years
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Fives: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Echo: You're drinking orange juice.
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Fives: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something!
Echo: Fives, you don't have bad luck.
Echo: The reason bad things happen to you is because you're an idiot.
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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tattycoram · 1 month
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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Tim: I've gone through all the stages of grief, except my stages of grief are varying levels of unhinged laughter
Bruce, frantically going through parenting books: W h a T
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techfan450 · 3 months
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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hunter: why do you think i don’t like you? i do. i would kill for you.
hunter: ask me to kill for you.
crosshair: ...first of all, calm down-
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bbygirl-obi · 8 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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mearchy · 2 months
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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obes-kenobes-benos · 3 months
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody... Obi-Wan: As you should be. Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of- Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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reactorshaft · 1 year
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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