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Obi-Wan, glaring at Cody: Boys, bed, NOW! I wanna talk to your father.
Cody, sweating anxiously: No, boys. Stay. Please stay.
212th:
Obi-Wan: GO.
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb#star wars the bad batch#star wars the clone wars#bad batch#clone wars#the clone wars#star wars clone wars#codywan#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#212th shenanigans
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Obi-Wan: *watches the snowball fight between the 212th and the 501st.*
Cody: Don’t you want to join?
Obi-Wan: Oh no, no, my dear. That wouldn’t be really fair
Cody: *raises a brow * how come?
Obi-Wan: You and me against the 501st? They got no chance.
Cody: *laughs* That might be right, general
Obi-Wan: *smiles. * I sense a 'but'?
Cody: but… it would be more fun with- *he quickly turns around and spin kicks Rex (as soft as possible), who wanted to hit him with a giant pile of snow*
Rex: Argh, Codyyyy *fakes his pain *
Anakin: Captain down!
Ahsoka: Get them!
Cody: … So… you and me? *looks at Obi-Wan with a sighing smile*
Obi-Wan: *chuckles and prepares them some snowballs * Always
#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka#captain rex#501st shenanigans#212th shenanigans#snowball fight#codywan#star wars#tcw#sw tcw#incorrect star wars quotes
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My heart and soul goes to the unnamed 212th clone that punched General Grievous in the face after dogpiling on him
Cody's jump off the wall to get a boost up is both hilarious and unironically badass I'm in love with this scene
#rewatching every episode of clone wars is the most rewarding experience rn#star wars#tcw#sw#the clone wars#clone troopers#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#general grievous#212th legion#212th shenanigans#tcw cody#212th battalion#commander cody
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Obi-Wan: If I died
Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#the clone army#212th shenanigans#212th attack battalion#codywan#squishy#incorrectquotes#obiwan#commander cody
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Obi-wan, walking through the mess hall with bolognaise and garlic bread, dropping the garlic bread in the floor: This is sadder than when I was left in an active war zone, on my own at 13.
Coby, spitting out his coffee: Excuse me?
The rest of the 212th: whAt?!
#melida/daan#obi wan kenobi#inncorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes#commander cody#codywan#212th shenanigans#212th attack battalion
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Cody *holding onto Obi-wan's hand*: For safety reasons I will be holding the Generals hand.
Obi-wan *raises free hand*
Cody *ignores him*: No, I will not be elaborating or taking questions.
Obi-wan *slowly lowers hand*
#its for safety#the safety being codys heart#hehe#gotta keep him close#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#obi wan#cody#codywan#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#tcw#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#212th#212th shenanigans
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On the Negotiator, in what is thought to be a storage room but is actually a secret clone break room, there is a white board. The 212th keep a score of who has gotten the general to go to medbay, eat a full meal, or sleep 8 hours in a row the most.
The whiteboard idea is actually Cody’s.
Cody knows how busy he is and that he can’t always be his general’s babysitter. Hence the friendly competition designed to make sure his the Jedi takes care of himself.
The 212th doesn’t know Cody started the whole thing. He would get teased for it until the end of times.
The 501st stole the idea but the whiteboard is instead used to keep track of “The # of Days General Skywalker has Gone Without Crashing a Ship”
One day, inevitably, Obi-Wan will open the storage room door and find the board. He will, of course, be incredibly embarrassed. Then he will mark under the (actually inexistant) clone trooper name “Ben” the score of how often he actually, personally, takes care of himself.
Ben is winning.
Cody’s plan worked.
#canon who#obi-wan gets tricked into getting care of himself#if someone wants to write a fic out of this be my guest#star wars#commander cody#clone wars#codywan#obi wan kenobi#212th shenanigans#501st
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Cody:*watching the 501st do stupid shit almost getting themselves hurt doing nothing about* not my circus not my monkeys. not my circus not my monkeys...
Rex:*decides to participate in the stupid shit since he is bored*
Cody:*running over since he knows something big is going to explode since Rex and Hardcase are working TOGETHER to cause havoc* MY CIRCUS MY MONKEYS!! MY CIRCUS MY MONKEYS
#captain rex#commander cody#212th legion#212th shenanigans#501st shenanigans#501st battalion#rex is a chaos maker and cody is TIRED#let rex cause chaos he is the captain of the 501st for a reason#star wars#the clone wars
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I’m writing a fic where Obi-Wan gets bit by a feral cat (they have never seen a cat in Star Wars they think it’s just a really fucked up tooka) and instead of getting rabies shots, like a normal person, he’s on campaign with the 212th, and ends up mutantly growing cat ears and a tail. But wait, there’s more. Since he’s already got fangies and purrs super hard and has glow in the dark eyes, the 212th sorta just accepts it. He’s not much different than normal. Likes to crash in their cuddle puddles more, plays with feathers sometimes, accidentally dragged Dooku and Ventress back to the light side through purring hard and meowing at them till they followed him home, normal Kenobi stuff. So the clones are like ‘yeah, this is his new normal’ and accept it.
But then. One day, he’s laying on Cody’s chest and tummy, and maybe biting him a little, and suddenly he’s nursing on Cody’s chest…!!?! Okay??? So Cody, not wanting to get a rash, takes off his backs so his general can nurse in peace, like ‘yeah this isn’t normal or humanoid but at least he’s content and sleepy and DID YOU SEE THAT HE SLOW BLINKED AT ME WAXER IT WAS SO PRECIOUS- and he’s being a good boy yes he is yes he is he’s the goodest little orange boy in the whole world-!’ And so now that’s normal for them.
But then one day Cody is cleaning his blasters with The Boys (Rex and Fox and Wolffe are there this is sooooooo embarrassing he’s gonna kill someone) when one of them points out that his shirt is wet. Well, after some panicked (he was fine he just wanted the ground to open up and swallow him whole but getting sucked on was how we got into this mess in the first place so maaaaaaaybe no) checks with Kix and Helix (they are arguing and no one can figure out what about) it turns out he’s just a big milkie maker good lad so this is absolutely normal too.
Well, their precious No braincells orange cat General quickly realizes his normal nursing buddy is making special treats for him!!!! How kind!!! So obviously the others of Ghost company get hella jealous and start inducing lactation too so he’ll come cuddle up to them too. He will also take that.
At first the Jedi are like ‘wtf are they all doing’ till Bant frantically spreads the news that Kenobi gained four pounds and it’s not much but the numbers lately have been CONSISTENTLY down and she’s so excited she’s passing out lactation inducers like candy it’s so weird.
Anyways. Palpatine has a heart attack a month later (poor guy, someone shit on his headstone at the funeral, how sad) and now Obi-Wan lives in a big compound of happy Jedi and gets milkies whenever he wants. What a great ending. Have you seen his favorite toy spring??? He could have sworn he was playing with it in front of the refractory unit. He’ll go ask Alpha to help rescue it.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#catboy obi wan#cat obi wan#clone wars#catboy#cringe is dead#male lactation#codywan#obiclone#212th attack battalion#212th shenanigans#who the fuck let me keep the 501st typo that long#y’all should know I don’t know numbers I can’t count and sometimes I forget phone numbers
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padawan reader cuddling while watching holo video with waxer and boil?? wdyt? i love them sm ughh and maybe a little implied codywan would be make it more cute ig
Ahhhh omg I love this idea! Good job!
“Inconspicuous ”
Summary: You snuck away quietly into the night to try and do a fun activity with Waxer and Boil, well maybe it wasn’t as sneaky as you thought.
Pairing: Waxer and Boil x GN padawan Reader. (WE <3 PLATONIC FICS)
Warning: none! So much flufffff.
Word count: 900 exactly
Notes: it would have came out a lot sooner but The legends of Zelda: Breath of the Wild has consumed me
Read here on ao3! (✩)
Cody watched as you looked back once over your shoulder than again over the other. How you haven’t been shot yet was beyond him.
Once you thought no one was looking you continued to walk quietly down the darkened hall.
Sighing to himself Cody pushed off from the wall he was leaning from and excused himself from the shiny he was talking too.
If he could stop just one of his men from getting into trouble he would be doing his job well, and you were notorious for making trouble.
He gave you a head start of course. Quickly he brought his comms up to his mouth before he lightly spoke.
“Did you know your padawans out of the temple?”
A muffled laugh came from over the other end. “Well no dear, “Obi-wan paused for a second.
”but I do have to admit after dealing with Anakin I assumed the quiet was because of their absence.”
Cody shook his head slightly as he watched you turn another corner.
“At least I like them more than Anakin.”
•✩•
You couldn’t contain your smile as you turned another corner. The darkness of the night was in your favor masking your presence.
The hallways through the barracks seemed second nature now as you continued to twist and turn without batting an eye.
Securely under your arm was a holo-pad that you prayed to the maker above you wouldn’t drop.
The holo-pad in question buzzed as you continued to walk the deserted corridors.
Clearly Waxer couldn’t wait any longer.
Finally making a final turn you knocked at the door for a second before shuffling was heard from somewhere within.
“Nobody’s home.” Boil called through the cracks of the door.
“I guess I’ll just have to find someone else to watch this with then, I’m sure Cody or maybe Obi-wan would lov-“ the door flew open in a second and before you could blink a large arm ushered you inside.
“We’ve already got a full house commander.” The room was already dark enough. Pillow and blanket of all different sizes scattered the the floor.
Some hushed conversations were held throughout the room as you saw Woolley, Waxer, Crys, and a few others laid out around the floor.
“And we thought that if we hooked the holo-pad to a projector maybe we could get it on the wall.” Boil filled you in while he took the holo-pad and you made your way over to Waxer with his arms outstretched.
You snuggled in close to Waxer as you added. “That would be perfect if we could get it to work.”
It was trial and error for Boil as he stood trying to get the holo video up and running. Many curses and other things along that line later, and the projector worked.
A small group of cheers sounded from everyone around the room. Waxer sighed over dramatically and practically flopped on top of you.
“Maker commander Im so tired, maybe I’ll get rest my eyes here.” He leaned more of his weight onto you as you let out a laugh.
“No no no Boilllll!” You shouted for the other man next to you.
Boil tried to grab onto the blacks of his brother. “Come on ya big lug the videos starting.”
“Yea shhhh.” You added as Waxer found a spot to the other side of you.
In respond Waxer ruffled your hair a bit and stuck his tongue out at you. Finally everyone seemed to settle into the night and watch in peace.
Almost everyone.
A knock at the door sounded an quickly nervous glances shot through the room.
“It’s open.” Boil called from next to you.
With anticipation high the door seemed to move in slow motion and a moment later stepped in the marshal commander with his arms crossed.
“You need something Kotes?” Waxer asked not necessarily wanting to get up yet.
“The general was just looking for Y/N.” Cody’s gaze sweeper through the dark room as the holo video was paused. “Seen em?”
“Mmmmmmm no?” Waxer said more as a question rather than a statement as he tried to cover you with a blanketz
“Funny. Now if you don’t mind.”
Before he could finish another voice came from the hall. “Oh hey is that a holo video?” Obi-wan made his presence known in the room.
“Oh hey there Master.” You said, sleep laced your voice slightly. “Do you and Cody want to join for a little bit.”
Cody looked expectantly at Obi-wan before he answered. “I hope you didn’t forget about your training tomorrow morning.”
“I didn’t, I won’t be late for it I promise.”
“It’s not going to make a difference if both of you are late.” Cody spoke quieter to Obi-wan.
“Excellent point dear, I guess we’ll have to stay then just so no one gets in trouble.” Obi-wan smiled and grabbed Cody wrist before he could add anything else.
You let out a small laugh as Waxer and Boil did the same around you.
The video continued as the two men found a comfortable spot on the floor together.
Boil laid a head onto your shoulder and Waxer snuggled closer under your arm. Warmth sprang up all around you as you practically melted into you seat.
You felt your eyes getting heavier and heavier, the small snores of Boil filled your ears as you let your eyes shut fully
You could get use to falling asleep like this anytime.
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Should've Switched Majors (Clone Shenanigans)
Summary: A very unfortunate grad student at the University of Coruscant is just trying to finish her thesis for her Investigative Journalism degree. Unbeknownst to her, she's picked the galaxy's worst interview subjects.
Words: 1,492
Characters: Commander Cody, Captain Rex, Domino twins, Waxer, Commander Fox, Commander Bly
University of Coruscant
School of Arts
Student Number: 218249662
Student Name: Lila Un’qara
Course: Masters of Media and Communication – Majoring in Investigative Journalism
Final Thesis: Unsung Heroes: Silenced Voices From The Republic’s Front Lines
[Recording Start]
Lila: Okay. The time is now… 0935 standard hours. We’re here in Briefing Room B of the GAR headquarters on Coruscant level 5127, where I’ve been graciously allowed time to speak with some of the Republic’s most decorated soldiers. To start, I’m sitting down with CC-2224 of the 212th Battalion. Though if I’ve been informed correctly, I believe you go by Cody?
CC-2224: Commander is fine, thank you.
L: Oh. Uh, right. My apologies, Commander.
CC-2224: Don’t mention it.
L: So… Your records indicate you’ve been in active service since the beginning of the war.
CC-2224: That’s right. I was decanted from Kamino with the first batch of Clone Commanders.
L: I’m looking at a transcript of your prior operations. There are some major battles here – Christophsis, Ryloth, Saleucami… You’re a true veteran.
CC-2224: As much a veteran as any of us can be, I suppose.
L: And as a Marshal Commander with such a prolific record, you must be highly regarded among your peers and superiors?
CC-2224: My brothers trust me as their Commander.
L: And your GAR command? Generals and Admirals? The Jedi?
CC-2224: …What about them?
L: Do they afford you the same level of trust?
CC-2224: That’s… [pause] Yes, I am trusted. My decisions and conduct are respected as any Commander’s wound be.
[Audio file is silent for 6 seconds]
CC-2224: There are those for whom it takes more for us clones to prove our competence. I don’t allow that to impact my performance. My record speaks for itself.
L: Must get frustrating, though. The pressure to demonstrate your worth. Probably leaves you without much time to let your guard down.
CC-2224: It’s our job. We do it with pride.
L: Surely you can’t keep that up all the time, though? It’s only human to want to have a little fun.
CC-2224: [clearing throat] I maintain a respectable bearing at all times, as do my men. We were trained from birth to uphold the highest standards of professional conduct and I take pride in the reputation of the 212th Battalion as highly proficient, honourable, and—”
[Sound on audio file is briefing room door opening]
CT-2534 (“Waxer”): Hey, Cody…? Remember that thing you said not to do? Uhm, Boil’s in medbay and Fox says you gotta go bail Wooley out before—oh. Uh, hello.
CC-2224: [heavy sigh]
CT-2534 (“Waxer”): Is… this being recorded?
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: Thank you for moving our appointment up, Troopers. The Commander had to leave on some… unexpected business.
ARC-5555: Ha! Guess Waxer wasn’t bluffing after all.
ARC-1409: You owe me five credits.
L: May I refer to you as ARC Troopers, or do you prefer—
ARC-5555: Fives, please.
ARC-1409: Echo.
L: Great. So, the two of you serve under General Skywalker?
ARC-5555: Didn’t start off that way, but now we do, yeah.
ARC-1409: Captain Rex picked us personally to join the 501st as ARC troopers. We joined for him. But serving under General Skywalker is an honour, too.
L: Do you feel he respects your input as clones?
ARC-5555: You kidding? He’d be dead ten times over without us, and he knows it!
ARC-1409: Some of General Skywalker’s strategies are… hit or miss. But we owe him our lives as much as he owes us his.
ARC-5555: Nah. It’s 23-19 in our favour. I’ve counted.
ARC-1409: 23? You’re counting the Naboo thing?
ARC-5555: Far as I’m concerned, that’s the closest the General’s come to karking it.
L: Can you elaborate? What happened on Naboo?
[ARC-5555 begins to speak but is silenced by ARC-1409. Sound on audio file is ARC-1409 hitting ARC-5555 on the back of the head]
ARC-1409: Sorry. Sworn to secrecy. ARC Trooper’s honour.
L: Seems like you’re pretty close with your General. Can you tell me—
ARC-5555: So you’re a student, right? Coruscant University? What’s it like?
L: What’s… Uhm, it’s an excellent school. Good facilities, knowledgeable professors, the courses are highly-regarded. Now, if we could get back to—
ARC-1409: So –sorry, I don’t mean to interrupt, I just– you can study anything you want? You just get to pick?
L: …Yes, that’s how it works.
ARC-1409: What if you don’t like what you pick?
L: You can change your course. Back on topic, we were discussing—
ARC-5555: You can change your course? You’re allowed to do that? Whenever you want?
L: Yup.
ARC-1409: Did you ever do that?
L: I’m starting to wish I had.
ARC-5555: Wish we could’ve done that. I’d have been a Naval Officer. Way better uniform.
ARC-1409: [chuckling] The navs would hate you! They’d have you decomm’ed on the first day for unruly behaviour.
ARC-5555: The navs wish they had the honour of my unruly behaviour.
L: Can we get back on topic. Please?
ARC-1409: What was the topic, again?
L: [heavy sigh]
ARC-5555: Hey… the 501st is on shore leave for the next two days. What are you doing tonight?
L: …Uh.
ARC-1409: We could…. continue the interview over a couple drinks at 79’s?
L: I… hm.
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: As a member of the Coruscant Guard, you’ve seen more than most other clones of the galaxy’s capital and its senate. Commander Fox, has this given you any opinions you feel are different to other clones about the war?
CC-1010: No.
L: Nothing? You don’t think being able to witness the senate debates has given you any sort of insight into the politics at play here?
CC-1010: Nope.
[Sound on audio file is CC-1010 sipping from a mug of caf for approximately 9 seconds]
L: Uhm. Well. There aren’t many people, clone or otherwise, who get such a close audience with Chancellor Palpatine. Are you and the other Coruscant Guard troopers close with him?
CC-1010: Hm. No.
L: …Thank you for your time.
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: Captain Rex. I appreciate your willingness to, uh, actually speak to me. Have you given much thought to what might happen once the war is over?
CT-7567: Of course. All of us have. But you tend to stop thinking about that pretty early on in your service.
L: Oh? Why is that, do you think?
CT-7567: There’s just not much of a point to it, really. We’ve got too much on our mind every day trying to keep our heads up and keep ourselves and our brothers alive. The end of the war, it’s just not really a factor for us.
L: Right. You’ve been fighting for years now. That must take a toll.
CT-7567: I suppose, but in a sense, it’s just our way of life. We’ve never known anything besides war. How can we imagine a life after it? To a clone, the galaxy has always been, and will always be, at war. I don’t think I would know any other way to navigate the world.
L: That’s… actually very insightful.
CT-7567: You sound surprised?
L: Never mind. Does—does it frighten you, then? Not knowing what might come after?
CT-7567: Not at all. The future might be an unknown, but whatever happens, I know—
[Sound on audio file is the briefing room door opening]
CC-2224: Your boys are at it again.
CT-7567: [groan] Which ones?
CC-2224: All of them. They’re in the quad, Wooley said something about a stolen speeder.
CT-7567: So it’s your boys, then. Your boys who just got bailed out of Corrie holding this morning?
[Sound on audio file is CT-7567 standing]
L: Wait, no, we were just getting somewhere, don’t—
CC-2224: My men stepped in to control the situation.
CT-7567: Face it, your troops kriff around and blame mine when the osik hits the filtration system.
[Sound on audio file is CT-7567 and CC-2224 bumping the microphone as they move toward the door]
L: Captain? Commander? Please, if we could at least finish what we—
CC-2224: All I’m saying is, this wouldn’t be the first time the 212th have had to step in to clean up the 501st’s mess.
CT-7567: Mhmm. Is that what happened on Naboo, too?
CC-2224: That’s different and you know it.
[Sound on audio file is briefing room door closing. Following sound is approximately fifteen seconds of Lila groaning increasingly loudly]
[Recording stop]
[Recording start]
L: [long sigh, followed by approximately 7 seconds of silence] It is currently… 1743 hours. I’m still in Briefing Room B, I’ve deleted more useless material than I’ve kept, and I am questioning… every choice I’ve made in my academic career. So. Commander Bly. Can you tell me a little about your relationship with your Jedi General?
CC-5052: No comment.
L: Oh, kark this.
[sound on audio file is Lila removing her lapel mic]
L: …Do you know how to get to 79’s from here?
[Recording stop]
#i just think people would be interested in clone welfare during the clone wars#but also i think the clones would be hell to talk to about it#clone shenanigans#501st shenanigans#212th shenanigans#sw tcw#star wars: the clone wars#sw tcw fanfic#commander cody#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#commander fox#captain rex#commander bly#clone trooper boil#drabble#clone headcanons#domino twins
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Rex: Are you sure, your general is okay with us joining the mission?
Cody: Why wouldn’t he be?
Rex: …ehh Cody… maybe your sunglasses are tinted a little too dark. Perhaps you should take them off and look around
Cody: *raises a brow and takes them off to do that:
Fives and Echo are shooting at Waxer and Boil with water guns,
Ahsoka is hissing at Anakin, who splashed water in her eyes for trying to drag him back into the sand,
Kix and Helix bury Jessie and Gregor in sand,
Tup, Oddball and Wooley eat snacks and watermelons on a blanket.
Cody: *looks back at Rex* I don’t know what you mean. This is completely peaceful-
Fives: ECHO WE ARE IN THE SAME TEAM
Echo: BOIL TOLD ME YOU ATE MY SNACKS!?
Fives: HE IS THE ENEMY. I D-DIDN't uh -
Echo: You are a terrible liar. WAXER, BOIL GET HIM
Fives: I WILL REMEMBER THIS. JESSE I NEED BACKUP!
Jesse: Can’t right now, vod. This is relaxing
Gregor: Alright Helix get me out. I am gonna show them how real fun looks-
Helix: *grins like a devil* There is no way you will get out
Jesse: uhhh Kix… could you help us-
Kix: Sorry, Jesse but this is for the best of you two *grabs his water gun and runs towards Fives with Helix *
Gregor: H-Hey! Where are you going?!
Jesse: Come back here you little shit!! KIX!!!!
Wooley: Heeee-EYYYY! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE RUNNING
Tup: My snacks :(
Oddball: HIS KRIFFING SNACKS YOU MORONS! *loads Watergun and shoots at Helix*
*a water battle breaks out but once Obi-Wan steps close they all freeze*
Obi-Wan: Oh no, no. Please. Enjoy your time
Fives: Uhhh…
Anakin: Master! Ahsoka-!
Ahsoka: Master! Anakin-!
Anakin & Ahsoka: *glare at each other*
Obi-Wan: *sighs*
Cody:… *grabs his water gun and shoots at Obi-Wan *
Everyone: *shocked*
Obi-Wan:…
Cody: …
Obi-Wan: *grins wide and throws a water balloon at Cody* You shouldn’t have done this, my dear.
Cody: *laughs* Oh really? You better run, Obi-Wan. Boys! Blast him!
#commander cody#captain rex#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#501st shenanigans#212th shenanigans#water fight#beach mission#fives and echo#waxer and boil#codywan#star wars#tcw#sw tcw
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*slides open door*
Who wants pancakes ya’ll
*the 212th and 501st on the highest tree*
what
(I’m glade your ok! Sending my best wishes ❤️)
thank you! :w:
#moth ask#moth au#tcw au#the 501st#501st shenanigans#501st legion#clone wars 501st#212th shenanigans#212th battalion#212th legion#212th attack battalion#the clone wars#Clone wars au#Star wars au#clone troopers
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Obi-Wan: You call it trauma dumping, I call it giving you pieces of my lore.
Cody: No.
#incorrect quotes#the clone wars#the clone army#the clone boys#codywan#clone commander cody#obiwan#incorrect tcw quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#212th shenanigans
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Cyrs, holding a python: Mum, dad, I bought a snake! What should I name him?
Cody: You did whAT?!
Obi-wan: William Snakespeare
#star wars incorrect quotes#inncorrect quotes#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#Cyrs#codywan#212th attack battalion#212th shenanigans#Obi wan is such as dad#He even has the bad jokes#Cody is the tired mum of the 212th
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Cody *ready to run into battle*: Are you ready men?
Waxer *raises hand*: If I say no can I go home?
Cody *shakes his head*: No.
Boil *frowns*: Then why ask us?
Cody *sighs*: It was more rhetorical than anything else.
#cody wants to say yes#lets just turn this gunship around shall we#sorry seppies wasn't feeling like fighting today#be back in 3 hour to kick your arse though-#commander cody#lieutenant waxer#clone trooper boil#waxer#boil#cody#212th#212th shenanigans#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#the clone wars#tcw#clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes
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