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gumbxz · 2 years
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eddie munson x reader
reader is polynesian and plays volleyball !! she teaches eddie how to play thinking he wants to learn, but eddie is really doing this to check her out..oh and some poly phrases that’ll be used i shall translate if your yall 💯
btw this is kinda short so sorry ☹️
poly slang:
lick - fight/beat up
fuckah - fucker lol
shoutout to my fellow poly girls, i see you, i’m lurking and in stalking when you least expect it.))
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eddie couldn’t keep his eyes off you. i mean no one can. you look like an absolute goddess. of course you didn’t have much friends besides some of the jocks who really thought their pride could beat you in a short game of volleyball. the amount of power you had every time you spiked that volleyball sent him.
he’d sit everyday on the bleachers and just watch you. you never cared really. you were too focused to pay attention to him. from afar he thought you were taller then him, but up close man, you were a little smaller then him, but your thighs could definitely crush him. and he would die a happy man.
dustin and mike would catch onto why he’d cancel nearly every saturday night session. as soon as they found out, eddie was pissed. even threatens to kill them if they told anyone. they haven’t let out a peep.
one day the jocks were catcalling you and calling you some pretty fucked up shit.
“hey! why don’t you quit volleyball and show us some hula.”
“let’s see your coconuts!!”
this pissed him off. seeing you get called out in the middle of the cafeteria just made you go literal ape.
“watchu want ‘den you fuckah! i’ll lick your friends in one fight if you talk smack to me, brah.”
what beautiful and elegant native tongue, eddie had thought to himself. you never really showed much of your accent since it was pretty mellow. but when you did, everyone could tell you was def a polynesian. and you were proud. of course you had to leave home because of how bad your family had it, but you miss home everyday.
after that, eddie finally spoke to you for the first time. a full blown conversation.
“um hey! i like the way you hit the ball.”
“hm? you talkin’ to me?”
“yeah! i’m eddie. you’re (y/n), right?”
“ho, you stalkin me hoale!”
“ uh what does that mean..?”
“basically one white person. but i like you. you have nice hair.”
“oh! haha..thanks ! can you uh, show me how to play volleyball..?”
you smile and tell him to follow you to the volleyball court. he couldn’t stop staring at your legs. they were both plushy but full of muscle…he wanted to bite them but refused.
“alright, you stand infront of me and i’ll stand here okay. you’re gonna have to squat and pop your bum out and have your arms stretched out, ‘kay?”
he nodded his head, and you spiked the ball. and he was too late and got hit in the fuckin face. he lost balance and fell back and held his face. “SHIT!” you shouted and tan towards him. holding his face and seeing his nose was bleeding.
“shit- i’m so sorry, edds.”
“nah nah- i’m forever thankful and in your debt..sweet warrior princess.”
the face you made was terrifying, not a single sign of happiness. yet you bursted out laughing. a laugh he didn’t think he’d hear come from you. it made him feel all fuzzy inside.
“you’re one funny guy, yeah? i like you.”
you began petting his hair and playing with it, making him tremble in your lap. your eyes were captivating as always.
“what’s it like where you’re from..? is it always sunny.”
he wipes his nose with his sleeve, the leather covered in a dark maroon. you help him up in the process and think of what words to say.
“well, it’s sunny and nice. shitty me and my family had to leave cuz we got evicted. they were building fancy houses in our land. so we had to leave.”
“shit, that’s fucking fucked. i’m sorry to hear you go through that, i’m glad you’re here now. hope it’s just as awful as it is here.”
“trust me it is, but, you seem like someone genuine and not fake. i like you a lot. you have pretty hair too.”
he couldn’t say anything and just stood there. cheeks pinks while you touch his hair and fix his bangs.
“you wanna go eat out?”
“yes please!”
“uh..like get some dinner, brah..”
“oh YEAH! of course, that sounds amazing!! take out or dinning in??”
“hm, i guess take out would be nice. i like crash your place.”
“y-yeah…sure…”
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i feel like, me personally, if eddie met an independent and overall tough ass girl, he’d go instant puppy mode hehe - gummy
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ofaatuu · 3 months
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Ronal x Tonowari x poly!reader
part 4! Part 1 here, part 2 here, part 3 here.
it’s been so long I’m so sorry guys I got super duper busy with work, but I’m back! Words spoken in blue is spoken in Navi. And words in this is basically you talking to yourself.
You heard norm and max bickering over some bs while you were eating your breakfast when you get a call from Jake. “this is Y/n speaking, what’s up Jake?” You say answering the call, “hey y/n are you guys checking up on Kiri today?” You sigh “not sure why what’s goin on?” “She said she’s been having some weird dreams lately and I was wondering if norm and max can come check up on her.” “Got it, bye.”
“Normmmm, Maxxxxx.” You say while walking the halls of the lab, you enter a room and see them standing next to your avatar. “What Y/n.” “Jake wants a checkup, sayin Kiris having some weird dreams.” you mumble out while cleaning the inside of your nails, “alright we’ll get ready we’re heading over soon.
You wake up and find yourself in your avatar. As you head over to your beloved aircraft you see norm and max loading equipment in and offer to help. “Yeah actually thanks, can you go grab the rest of the stuff in the lab room?” “Got it.” You run to grab it and run back. As you’re setting the stuff in the aircraft your stomach starts to bubble with nerves, you haven’t seen Ronal or Tonowari in a few weeks and it’s nerve wrecking seeing them again. Ronals big yellow eyes.. Her thick course hair, don’t get me started on Tonowaris hair, you think about his big ass arms and beautiful tattoo work on them. Just like yours, when you were 18 you decided you wanted a tribal tattoo just like your father and got it as soon as you could. After thinking and snapping out of your haze, you jumped into the front pilot seat and asked the two nerds if they were ready, they replied yes and you started the aircraft named “Mahina”, by you of course and took off.
As soon as you got their multiple navis gathered, still very interested in the aircraft after years of seeing it. You unloaded things for Norm and Max set it into Jake and Neytiris mauri. You felt the same set of burning eyes on the back of your head, but didn’t look back yet. “Hey guys, how’s everything?” You ask trying to make conversation because it’s too quiet.. “good, what about you Y/n?” Jake replied seeing what you’re trying to do and giving into it. “Could be better.” like sleeping..
You then turn around and see Ronal. You smile nervously at her, just like how you did when you first ever met her. You walk over and greet her, “Hello Ronal, how are you?” You say trying not to make eye contact with her big ass eyes.. kind of hard to do, “Demon, it’s been long, where have you been? How’s that big cut on your shoulder? Have you been growing your hair? Are you staying the night here at the reef again? “Do you wish to sleep in our mauri?” Your eyes widen as you’re bombarded with so many questions, “woah slow down tsahik, yes it’s been awhile. Yes I’m staying here for awhile, me and my partners need to stay for kiri due to her dreams being a long-lasting test their running. And I am growing out my hair thank you for noticing.” She notices your gaze is focused on her nose and not her eyes. “Demon is something wrong? Why will you not look me in the eye?” “It’s nothing Ronal, how’s Tonowari and your children?” “Their fine, come to my mauri let me look your gash.” As you’re walking to her mauri you start sweating, this is so nerve wrecking and you don’t know why. As your getting checked you hiss due to her pressing on the gash, which turned into a scar very quick. “The paste worked. I told you it works on everyone.” you continue to talk to her as you hear the mauri flap being opened by no other than Tonowari, “Hello syulang.” great another reason to sweat even more.
translations; Mahina; Moon, Syulang; flower
ughhhh it’s been so long since I wrote, sorry if this was rusty. tag list! @sakuuo @zoexme @ellabellabus07 @yeosxxx @im-in-a-pansexual-panik @ratchetprime211 @musictheatrenerd16 @unicornicopia1 @manumanulau @belos-simp69 @weepingwhitchofthewest
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elvisalltheway101 · 21 days
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island girl; late 60s elvis x islander fem!reader ☁️
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summary: elvis and his lifestyle with his island girl.
author’s note: soooo, I decided to give my brown ppl such as I, a little light life with the man so here we go also he loved hawaii and the hospitality????? he would love my polyies and land 🤭 this is revolving more around Tongan language and culture bc uh that’s all I know- I haven’t written anything in forever too so 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Elvis loves your hazel, tawny skin that shines radiantly in both moon and sunlight. He loves your chubbiness most especially.
As he craddles you in a spoonful in the silky white sheets, he grins widely to himself when he runs his palms to your flesh and fluffy edges. His blue, adoring eyes looking into your brown, loving eyes that elaborate your heritage and proudness.
he loves especially when you would have to do a dance for a special occasion. The oil that shines and glimmers on your skin, the green, leafy vines that band to your wrists, and your traditional costume has him smiling without even knowing.
The way your body sways precisely and so accordingly to the music as your wavy, brown hair move in ocean waves along with your pretty dance. It’s mesmerizing.
Your giggle and dimples give him a whirly head as well. He loves caressing you in every way, so sensually. Your brown skin beneath his makes him forget everything and everyone. Just so in love.
Being with you has also made him explore and open to trying new things. The language, food, drinks, all of it.
his accent wouldn’t be any help when you’d teach him how to say some basic words. “Ofa.” You chirp sweetly as you giggle and watch as he raises a brow and repeats it slightly. “Opha?” He whispers gently, glancing into your eyes with curiosity. His voice makes evident of the word, he said it right but it’s too evident. It’ll have to do.
You shrug and sigh playfully, nudging him. “Close enough, atu” You laugh gently, finishing the lesson and then roll your fingers into his jet black hair. He quips and scoots closer to you, and your thick figure. “And what’s that ‘posed tah mean?” He smiles cheekily and looks up at you.
“It means I love you.” You smile gently and genuinely, hugging him tightly to your plump chest. He smiles and giggles nearly uncontrollably from flattery, and hugs back into your coconut fragrance, so soft and warming embrace.
island girls.
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@your-nanas-house (ahh I’m not too sure if you wanted to be tagged in this genre/topic of writing, if not, ill keep in mind for the future!)
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imarvelatthestars · 1 year
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Six
Pairings: Wrecker x f!Reader
Warnings: just cuteness, thigh grinding, and a little intelligence/competence kink maybe; references to sex; reader wears glasses and is plus sized coded, but it's not explicit
Notes: At this point, I'm sure no one is surprised I have more Wrecker content. Was this a blatant self insert? Yes. Hush.
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Like most clones, at least the ones that are interested in this sort of thing, Wrecker isn't sure what to do when faced with a pretty girl. And the galaxy has loads of them - tall and muscular, short and round, stick thin and broad shouldered and round ankles, and he loves them all. He even likes some of the non-human ones, the ones with pretty purple skin or patterned lekku. So when he sees you for the first time, his reaction is about the same as it usually is.
His breath stutters, his legs tense up and his chest gets tight, his hands go clammy under the gloves, and his heart goes pounding right out of his chest. He knows Hunter can sense it all, but he usually doesn't tease him about it other than a smile and an elbow to the ribs. The rest of the team are thankfully fixated on something else, Tech on his pad while Crosshair and Echo discuss something. It's all nonsense to him, really, because all he can focus on is you.
Your spectacles are the first things he notices. They're not goggles like Tech's, but actual spectacles with transparisteel lenses; he can tell by the way they catch the late afternoon sunlight and refract it across your cheeks. Then he notices your profile, the slope of your nose as it bends to your lips and chin. There's a softness to you, something in your cheeks or your mouth, your shoulders and arms perhaps, or maybe it's the way you've furrowed your brows? He can't put his finger on it. All he knows is that you're disarmingly cute.
The relaxed expression you're sporting suddenly shifts and your entire body moves in response until you're sitting at attention, scrambling about you for something. It takes him a moment to realize that you're writing.
He reacts without thinking. "Hey, Tech." His hand smacks against his brother's shoulder pad and there's a quiet huff of irritation immediately following. "I thought writin' on paper didn't exist anymore."
Tech looks thoroughly unimpressed. "It is an outdated method of preserving information, I'll admit, and much less efficient than any contemporary technologies, but it is still a viable-"
"Well, then why's she usin' it if it's so outdated?"
Four heads go swiveling your direction, following the vague direction of Wrecker's outstretched arm. And suddenly he remembers just how loud he can be, how far his voice carries, because you're suddenly looking up. At him. You're looking at him. Kriff.
He's embarrassed you, he can see it in your eyes, the line between your brows, the way the corners of your mouth have turned down. Double kriff. Shit fuck kriffing stars above, why is he such an idiot? He can hear Echo lightly chastising him and Hunter sighing, but mostly he can hear the blood rushing in his ears because you look so uncomfortable and he feels like such a fool. He was only curious.
"Really living up to your name, aren't you?"
Wrecker turns and glares. "Shut it, Crosshair."
But his brother simply smiles. "You're just mad you scared her off."
"Did not!"
Crosshair points back in your direction with a lift of his chin and sure enough, you're gathering your things under your arm and starting to rise from your seat. Something in the back of his mind screams no! because you looked so perfect sitting there, so pretty with the sun behind you and your spectacles all shiny. You looked interesting, sweet, soft, smart, all until he opened his big mouth.
His entire body wilts. He probably wouldn't have approached you in the first place, but now he definitely can't and it makes him sad.
"I believe you embarrassed her."
"I know," he sighs.
"You probably should not have said that."
If ever there was a time he wished Tech came with an off button, it's now. "Yeah, I know!"
"Lads, lads!" Hunter's voice cuts through it all with the practiced patience of a sergeant. "Settle down. Now's not the time."
Wrecker is still watching you leave and feeling all the while like a kicked massiff.
"Echo, Tech, you two head back to the ship and get it ready. Crosshair, with me. And Wrecker?" Hunter's hand claps on the curve of his pauldron. "You still have a mission to finish."
That has him frowning even more. "I-I do?"
"I believe you have an apology to make. And a comm number to retrieve. Now get going, soldier."
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By all rights, you should get along with Tech the most and while the two of you do have plenty in common, you seem to like Wrecker the most. He tries not to brag about it.
And by all those same rights, he shouldn't like you as much as he does. Because you remind him a bit of his brother with the spectacles and intellectual tendencies, but that's where the similarities stop. You're so much kinder, so thoughtful and curious. And you're funny, much funnier than Tech's ever been on purpose.
He likes that you're smart. You love history and other cultures, learning about their art and their religions and all the little intricacies that build up their traditions, and you love sharing them. You love libraries and outdated things like paper and ink and handmade fabrics. He loves that you're not like anyone he's ever known.
You're so soft, he's not sure he'll ever be over it. You have your rough spots, of course - the callouses on your fingers from so many years spent writing things out by hand, the ones on your feet from a lifetime of travel, the dry patches on your elbows - but you are made mostly of gentle curves and swells and dips, even in the most angular lines of your bones. He holds onto the side of your thigh now as you rut against him, marvels at the strength of your muscles beneath all that softness.
"Keep goin', mesh'la," he grunts.
Your voice trembles when you try to speak again. "I can't."
Wrecker shudders as your hot breath fans out across his face. "Go on." Every molecule and atom in his body is straining against his skin, desperate for release, for the pleasure of your mind and body to sing out for him. "Wanna hear you."
When you start to protest again, both his hands suddenly settle on your hips and grind you down on his thigh, and your resounding yelp only serves to egg him on even more.
"Tell me, smart girl. Can't..." White hot arousal shoots up the entire length of his body when one of your knees rubs into his crotch. "Uh, can't let you come 'til you finish tellin' me."
It takes you a long second. You're fighting with yourself, trying to struggle through the fog of pleasure to find the words, and he knows he's not making it any easier for you. But he has to hear you.
"It's... it's because they're from the same, fuck, same linguistic ancestor."
He can't help grinning. "Yeah?"
Your head bobs. "Uh huh." You're mewling by now, whining, all but begging for him to let you come, to touch you where you need it most, to fuck you properly, but he knows you know that won't happen just yet. "I think they split off a couple, couple centuries before the mass emigration, fuck, right there."
He'll never be over how smart you are, either. Never. You're not as smart as Tech, probably no one is, but you're brilliant in your own right and dammit it all if that isn't the sexiest thing about you.
"The numbers," he pants, simultaneously grinding your crotch down onto his leg while bucking his against your knee. "You said somethin' about the numbers. I-I don't-"
Now you're smiling. "That's how you know they share a linguistic ancestor, baby." And Maker, your voice. "Every, every single dialect and language in the tree has the same word for six. Almost, mm, no fluctuation in pronunciation or spelling."
Oh? Wrecker can feel his ears perk up. There's something about that number that he likes. "What's it called?"
You swallow hard as your chest rises and falls. "O-Ono. It's ono."
Warmth bubbles up in the pit of his stomach. He leans into you, puts a hand on the back of your neck to draw you on top of his chest, and sucks on your earlobe for a second. "I think that's how many times I'm gonna make you come. Ono."
The sound you make is utterly profane.
"You like that, pretty girl?"
A shudder ripples up your spine and you all but collapse. Wrecker spreads his big hands out over your shoulder blades, down your back, under the swell of your ass, and he teases his fingertips along the seam of your underthings.
"Please," you whimper into his neck.
Yeah. He thinks you like that a lot. You'll like it even more once he has your legs over his shoulders and his tongue buried in your slick.
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intothemultifandom · 1 year
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– 𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐀 || 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫
SUMMARY: If you were only ever created to serve Arishem, it did not feel like it. Not when you’d grown to cherish your people in the South Pacific and the entirety of Earth as reverently as you did and not when your heart, artificial or not, belonged to a man from beneath the sea. PAIRINGS: Namor x Eternal!Reader TAGS/WARNINGS: fluff ; light angst ; spoilers for Eternals (2021)
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If you were only ever created to serve Arishem, it did not feel like it.
Not when you’d grown to cherish your people in the South Pacific and the entirety of Earth as reverently as you did and not when your heart, artificial or not, belonged to a man from beneath the sea.
In the aftermath of Ajak’s death, of Sersei’s frantic call that detailed what was happening–it didn’t take you too long to gather your belongings, to retrieve all the documents you needed just in case before you rushed behind your house, down the pathway and towards the secluded formation that was hidden deep behind your home.
In the cove you’d created decades ago, he waits for you as he always does. Somehow always finding his way back to your little hideout, again and again, as devoted as the waves that lapped at your shore.
Skin beaded with water, dark eyes pinned on you, always on you–the man you find does not match the names he’d been given over the past five hundred years, a fraction to your own existence. 
K'uk'ulkan. Niño sin amor. Namor. 
Legends only ever depicted him as one of two things: The merciless feathered serpent god worshipped by a long existing culture or the child without love, he who would light the world aflame if only he was not shackled to the ocean. 
Here in this refuge you’d created, however, you’d learned that he was more than just that. Had spent nearly four hundred years unearthing every cavern of his mind, body and soul.
Without saying it, you know his worry has guided him through the currents today. 
“I came to make sure you were unhurt after the Earthquake,” he says lowly, lacking the teasing lilt he often greeted you with. “But it seems you might know more than me already...”.
The armour you wear is dappered in metallic [favourite colour] with [complimentary colour] accents, something he has not seen before in all of your years together.
Wearing it not even a week after the world felt Tiamut’s movement is all the evidence he needs, a damning fact that the tremors felt all over the world are more than what they are. 
Slowly, Namor rises from the water and as he does, sea-foam bubbles around him, the worry you weren’t even aware had begun to fester dispersing just the same. 
“I take it this is not for pleasure?” he continues, his nonchalance contradicted by the twitch of winged ankles. 
“I’m afraid not,” you reply in lieu of your normal greeting.
His eyes linger on the glow of your hands, of the way your shoulders and arms are taught in a way he is unfamiliar with and you’re warmly reminded that he is not the only one who has been made bare before in this cove. 
As detailed as you can, you explain to him what you had learned in the past few hours: Arishem had created your family to evolve the human species, not for their own betterment; but so their progression could provide enough energy for a Celestial to emerge from the Earth’s core once the Deviants were eliminated.
The world is ending, you reveal, almost choking on the cold, ugly truth. 
When Sersei had explained it the first time, between rasped breaths and soft cries, you didn’t allow yourself time to lament what it all meant.
But now, seeing what you’ve come to consider the architect of your very being in front you, the truth unravels in a way that you cannot deny what it is.
An anchor that will drown you, or has drowned you already, considering all you’ve lost before. The people, memories, the love. 
"We’ve never fought a Celestial before,” you admit, thinking of Thena, anguished and desperate, the echo of infinity seared into her gaze, before you think of your people and of him. “But we want this planet to be our last. I want it to be my last.” 
It is not the words, but they might as well be.  
In an instant, Namor grips your wrist, pulling you back into him as you huff with surprise. 
His arms band around your waist, keeping you caged where he can nose along the column of your neck, hear the hitch in your breath at his closeness.
“If this is then true, tell me why I shouldn’t persuade you to stay with me?” he growls lowly at the base of your throat, easily shifting between calm and not, as fluid as the sea. “I could compel you to stay here where it’s safe, where you can stay here with me,”.
You can’t help but groan under the ministrations of his teeth on your skin when he begins to nibble, hands moving towards his face as you summon every ounce of sensibility in you to turn his head away. A hard feat, given the way your blood sings as slivers of his siren melody bleed into his words. 
“Because though you would rather see the world burn, you would protect your people by any means necessary,” you gasp, feeling your fondness for him swell when he stills, caught.
For Talocan, Namor would protect his Kingdom by any means and at any cost. Even if he despised the rest of the world and would gladly burn the surface asunder, he would not condemn his people to burn, too. 
You and your family, as splintered as they’ve come to be, are the greatest gamble he can take to save them and everyone else. Even if it means he can’t join you.
Silent in his defeat, Namor–sweet, enchanting Namor– tilts your head to his languidly, leaning forward and bringing you in a kiss that makes you both want to leave and surrender yourself to him all at once.
Humming, he slots your mouths together even more as he shifts you in his arms, and you have to swallow the moan the bubbles in your throat once he pulls away, fingers digging into the flesh of your hips. 
“The ocean has given me many miracles, mi puksik’al. But it has also given me many tragedies...” he says hoarsely, after a moment.
Leaning his forehead against your own to stare you deep in the eyes, it’s a wonder he’s only ever been called cruel and monstrous things when he all he is is bewitching. Wondrous even as he pleads: “I cannot afford one more, [Your Name].” 
As he breathes, you press your nose against his and do the same. Feeling your heart break and mend all at once as you take life from his breath. 
When you first landed on Earth, you found that there was no greater resource on the planet than its ocean. Deep, vast and endless. A force that could give as easily as it took away. 
You’d revered it and its various forms the same way you did the man before you. Perhaps less than him now, you admit in this moment, when he leans back and brushes his lips against the crown of your head. 
“Come back to me,” comes the murmur. “Meent’ uts”.
Closing your eyes, all you can do is nod as you take in the scent of salt and tears, rasping, “E lele le toloa ae ma’au i le auvai” as you surge upward to breathe him in once more. 
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NOTES:
Since all the Eternals all belong to different ethnic groups, Reader is Polynesian. I imagine her living somewhere on the island of Niue, as it is a coral atoll and has natural coves and chasms already though you can imagine otherwise.  
The way Reader “takes life from his breath” when pressing their forehead against Namor’s references the Maori people and the action of the hongi, which recalls the Māori legend of the creation of the first earthly woman, Hineahuone. She was formed from clay by the creator god Tāne, who then breathed life into her nostrils.
“E lele le toloa ae ma’au i le auvai” is a Samoan proverb meaning that life may take someone far from home but they will always return. Case and point: Reader and Namor. 
E lele le toloa ae ma’au i le auvai = The toloa bird flies far, but will always return to the water.
I am not an expert in the Mayan/Yucate language, which I believe is the main language Namor speaks, but I’ve taken the following translations from various online sources and apologise sincerely if its not quite right. Please correct me where I’m wrong and I’ll note it down for future reference. I’d also appreciate any reputable linguistic sources for all my fanfics moving forward, but anyway:
mi puksik’al = my heart
Meent’ uts = please
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yaboyhoney · 1 year
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Hello! I just wanted to know if you'd ever write for guzma (pokemon sun/moon)? Also your writing is fantastic <333☆
Guzma x Reader Headcanons!
Ok so, Guzma thinks he's top shit. Of course he is! He's the big bad Guzma we talking about here!!!
That is until you whoop his ass in a Pokemon battle. But he's a sore loser so you find yourself often being challenged by him.
You gonna battle him one day, then arm wrestle with him the next. There's no telling with this dude but he's fun to be around.
Guzma is always, ALWAYS teasing you. He pinches your cheeks, your ears, pokes you, just sorta touches you physically to bug you. But when the two of you actually start to get romantic, you'll see that he doesn't know how to do any pda. He'll just stare at you very intensely until you do something. Take too long though and he'll be like fiiiiinneee come over here and sit on me already.
When he starts to catch feelings for you, expect him to be usually two things. 1. Way too overconfident in himself or 2. actually nervous.
He's not really sure how to impress you if you've known him for too long, (I mean yeah, I got my ass handed to me by this ten year old, what more do you expect from me, sort of attitude.) so he genuinely goes to Plumeria or Kukui for advice. He starts to clean up more and actually apply himself to do work so he can afford nicer things to impress you with.
He likes you. A lot. Does he know how to eloquently say that back to you? No lol
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sunandsstars · 1 year
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I just thought of a Polynesian fem human or avatar reader going to the Metkayina w the Sullys and them reacting to her Moko kauae and her reacting to theirs and them realizing how similar their culture is to humans :) just thought it was a cool idea ! have a good day 💓💓
A Poly human meeting the metkayina would be so cool! And seeing their culture is so similar to the humans one from earth would be amazing, i can just imagine the bonding experiences!
If i could write stuff like this i could, and would love to. But i’m afraid i’m not too educated on Māori or any PI/Poly cultures and people, i would love to learn though! The culture and people are beautiful. I don’t wanna disrespect people for writing something i don’t know enough about 😔
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Happy Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month! Here are some books I highly recommend written Asian authors.
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1. Stories for punjabi widows ( sorry for not saying the full name of the book I don't want Tumblr to hide this post for " inappropriate material") by Balli Kaur Jaswal. This is not a collection of short stories. This is a novel set in London that focuses on law school drop out Nikki who is trying to pay the bills well finding her place in life. On a whim she takes up a teaching job at her local Sikh Community Center. Before she knows what's going on her students have hijacked the class and turned it into a writing workshop for their favorite scandalous subject. Full of love, humor, drama, trauma, and secrets, Nikki starts to understand the women in her community better and starts to ask the harder questions she's been ignoring her whole life. This book was a joy to read. Be forewarned there is both humor and heartbreak. Trigger warning: arranged marriages, child brides, bride burning, domestic violence, harassment, threat of violence, physical violence.
2) NOT your Sidekick by CB Lee. I love love love this book! A young adult novel set in the futuristic world. You have queer main characters, a comedic villain, loving and supportive parents, fear of not being good enough, confronting the model minority myth, having to compete with the gold star older sibling, this book hits on some really good issues. Jess is in high school and is the most average person in her family. Being the only person in her family who does not have super powers she's trying hard to not let anyone see how upset she is when she accepts the fact that she's never going to be a superhero. Determine to make her college application look good, she signs up for an internship. After signing a non-disclosure agreement she finds out she'll be interning for the local c-list super villain. Things aren't exactly as they seem though, the more research Jess starts to do, and the more she starts to think about it, she's convinced that the government is up to something and the superheroes are involved. Well I'll admit this is the type of story that you can immediately figure out how it's going to end from the first chapter that doesn't mean that it's not enjoyable. Trigger warning: racism
3. We hunt The Flame by Hafsah Faizal. This fantasy novel was a delightful fairytale rich in Arabic lore. Zafira is a hunter who is just trying to keep the people in her Village alive as they have no means to grow food or hunt on their own thanks to a curse that has taken over her country. Enter Nasir, the prince of death. An assassin who has to do his father's evil bidding. When Zafira meets a witch who sends her on a magical quest that should help restore magic to the land, the sultan sends his son after Zafira to intercept her quest. Alliances, foes, magic, mystery, the book keeps you guessing who's going to betray who up to the end. Trigger warning: violence, death.
4. Build your house around my body by Violet Kupersmith. Written by a mixed-race Vietnamese American author, this book is about loss, wanting to be accepted, wanting to belong, wanting to fit in and find community, as well as the emptiness left by colonization. The book takes place over about seventy years. It jumps around time periods and focuses on several different characters. Nothing is told in a linear fashion so I know some readers have been confused by this. Basically we learn about Vietnamese American Winnie who has moved to Vietnam and wants so badly to fit in and find her home amongst Vietnamese Nationals but she just doesn't fit in with Vietnamese society. We also follow the childhood of three best friends who grew up in Vietnam and learned about their eventual dirft apart as they enter adulthood. There is an orphan boy who is living under the tyranny of French Catholics and we hear about how he got to watch the French be chase out by the Japanese. Then those Vietnamese children who were under French rule became oppressed by Japanese colonisation. Missing women, people looking to sell Vietnamese women as brides for foreigners all over the world, a ghost, plantations, build your house around my body feels like one big Vietnamese ghost story. Trigger warning: child abuse, violence towards women, murder, death, exploitation of people.
5. In the Miso Soup by Ryu Murakami. Kenji is an unlicensed translator and tour guide for tourist in Tokyo. One day Kenji gets a American client who makes him very uneasy. Most of the book takes place in Kenji's mind as he contemplates what's going on in the world around him and whether or not his client is acting weird or is just being an obnoxious American. With a violent serial killer on the loose and many coincidences piling up Kenji's paranoia might be justified. Well there's not much plot to the book itself, I really suggest it because of all of its social commentary. Although published in the 90s, it deals with Timeless issues that are still culturally and universally relevant to this day. Issues like sexism, exploitation of sex workers, cultural identity, domestic violence, xenophobia, loneliness, poverty, consumerism, are just a handful of the subjects this book touches on. There is a moment in the book i like where the tourist tells Kenji that he is surprised to see the Japanese youth dress the exact same way that African-American youth dress in New York. Even Kenji has a moment of realization. In the beginning of the book he is quick to condemn teenage girls who become sex workers to pay the bills, saying that if they weren't out at night with adult men they would not get hurt but by the end of the book he gets mad at how everybody always blames the girls in these situations and never blames the adult men who attacked them. Trigger warning: gore, mutilation, Bloodshed, violence, body parts being sliced off, murder, this book is not for the faint of heart. If you seen the 1990s Japanese horror film the Audition, Ryu also wrote the Audition novel. In the Miso soup follows a similar style of it's a slow build-up to the scary scene.
6. Star Daughter by Shveta Thakrar. If your fans of Neil gaiman's Stardust you'll like Star daughter. Sheetal is the daughter of a South Asian man and a literal star. Her mother came down from the heavens and fell in love with her father but when Sheetal was a child her mom returned to the heavens. As her 17th birthday draws near, Sheetal is unable to control her new powers, and ends up accidentally injuring her father. Wanting to correct her mistake, Sheetal and her best friend travel to the mysterious Night Market to try to find a cure. Instead they end up in the heavens where her mom resides and finds that her maternal side of the family are extorting her. In exchange for healing her father they want Sheetal to be their champion in a competition that will decide who gets to rule the heavens for the next millennia. Lies, family secrets, tragedy, love, Beautiful lore, and even more beautiful outfits, this fairy tale is a lovely young adult novel. Trigger warning: abuse, torture, mental health decline, blood
7. Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao. A mix of folklore, sci-fi, fantasy, and historical fiction, if you're a fan of Pacific Rim I recommend Iron Widow. This book is very fast-paced from the get-go there's a battle, death, and bloodshed from the very beginning. Wu Zetian is the main protagonist of the story. On a quest to avenge her dead sister, Wu Zetian isn't going to let anyone get in her way, not her family, not her best friend, not the government, not the patriarchy, not even the aliens invading the planet. Li Shimin is the sexy but scary inmate with a mysterious past, on death row for murdering his entire family, who finds himself unwillingly being partnered up with Wu Zetian. Gao Yizhi is the rich son of one of the wealthiest men in the country and he's not afraid to rub it in your face if you piss him off. In fact my favorite line from this book comes from Gao, " you can't kill me, I'm rich!". He's very self aware and also Wu's best friend who wants to help keep her alive. As the three characters who are completely different come to rely on one another they end up uncovering multiple conspiracies and forming a wonderful polyamorous Triad. Trigger warning: mentions of sexual assault, death, abusive family, torture, violence towards women
8. Arsenic and Adobo by  Mia P. Manansala follows the shameful life of Lila as she unwillingly returns to her small home town to live with her auntie after she is unable to get a job with her college degree and a bad breakup. Her tia Rosie runs a Filipino restaurant and is being harassed by the local food critic. Unfortunately for Lila the annoying food critic is also her ex-boyfriend. Things get worse when he dies at her aunt's restaurant and shenanigans ensue from there. Full of love, Millennial and Gen Z humor, lots of delicious food, and unapologetically Filipino this book is definitely not your grandma's murder mystery. Bonus points, there is some recipes at the end of the book. Trigger warning: death, murder, mentions of addiction.
9. The Bone People by Keri Hulme. Kerewin is a painter and indigenous Maori woman living in isolation in New Zealand. One day she finds a mute white child named Simon in her house. No one really knows much about Simon. He washed up on the beach one day after a shipwreck and doesn't talk. He is still able to communicate with other characters. He is both kind and loving but also prone to temper tantrums, violent outbursts, and stealing. Joe is a mixrace widower who takes on the responsibility of being a foster father for Simon but due to his alcoholism he abuses and beat Simon. As the three characters confront their own identity issues and trauma, they come to love one another and form a family together. This book is unsettling but at the same time heart-warming. Trigger warning: violence, alcoholism, child abuse.
10. The Vegetarian by Han Kang. Set in South Korea, this psychological drama takes place in 3 parts, all from the different points of view of Yeong-hye's relatives. Yeong-hye decides she is going to become a vegetarian one day. This decision does not come about in a quiet subtle way but rather radical in your face shock as her husband walks into the kitchen one day to find meat on the floor and in the trash can as she announces they will no longer have meat in their house. From her husband's point of view we find out that he is an unreliable narrator as it's clear he's pretty toxic, possibly even abusive towards his wife and constantly belittles her. In her brother-in-law's prospective he sees Yeong-hye as very attractive and wishes that his perfect Korean model wife was more like her sister. I won't give away any spoilers from the final part which is told from her sisters perspective but I will say it is sad. Ultimately the book is about conformity and how much Yeong-hye has had her life ripped away from her by her family, friends, and Society. Trigger warning abuse, toxic relationships, family abuse, attempted suicide, blood, medical abuse, mental health issues.
That's all for now. Have you read any of these books? Do you like any of them? Got any books to recommend for AAPI month?
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Mythology open request
Summary: Very few are against the gods, many are the charlatans who claim to deny their existence (to live outside their yoke). The godslayers are not born from abandoning their faith, but from having met their creators. Even with the pain in his heart, with all the lives and deaths he suffered, the godslayer would raise his sword for that soul he swore to protect.
A little bit of lore to make the mythology asks. See the tags to know what mythologies I do (Sorry for the masive tags).
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The boy of many names ran with the soul of that person he swore to protect, of that person who promised him that no god would play with his destiny and of that person who promised himself that he would not end up like Agnes.
--- I promise that, whatever it takes, no one will harm you. I will give you your freedom --- whispered to the soul, which approached the lips of the young man as a sign of a kiss --- No matter the deaths and lives, I promise to give you moments of joy and freedom.
--- Argenis --- whispered the soul --- Thank you.
Asier looked at his nanny as in past lives he had seen her before: A friend, a sister, a lover, a confidant… a person to protect.
He knew that Hades had already had his eye on the young woman, it was not difficult to identify: in his first life, his first name and prophesied curse: Argenis, had spent time with the once called uncle. He knew the traces left by the gods, this one in particular was that of Hades.
Asier, even with his child's body, would protect the girl from the madness that the god of the dead was committing. Didn't he realize that he was condemning his beloved? Persephone would be so cruel to the poor girl that Minthe would seem like a wise mercy.
Worst of all, Asier suspected that more gods had taken notice of the human. The boy knew that he would not be able to take them all on, that it would result in his death.
But an oath, a promise and his word had to be kept, that was what he had been taught by his parents in the past: Ares, Athena, Lugh, Urd, Ibejis and many more.
And he hoped not to face them, to avoid the pain it would cause in his spirit and heart.
--- Asier, did your father buy me a sack of rice? --- asked the nanny looking at the sack with her name on a little card. The boy gave a sigh and shook his head, pushing the woman away from the sack. He thought he still had time to get rid of it, but he was so busy burning the black tiger that he forgot about the sack of rice.
--- No, maybe it's something he' s going to donate to the trough.
--- Ugh, thank goodness, I was already scared.
Asier was happy for her, but he was the one who was now more terrified and worried.
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kingrosalani · 1 year
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Been reading hella books lately of all kinds audio, kindle, physical everything.
Give me your book recommendations! I LOVE adding more things to my wishlist to read!
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ofaatuu · 1 year
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Similar, Tonowari x Poly!reader x Ronal
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part 1 here, part 2 here !
warnings: none 👍🏽 maybe a little angst
Bold / blue words are spoken in Navi!
summary: you meet the Tsahik and Olo'ekytan of the metkayina clan and have similar features. They found you interesting and watch you from afar.
(Reminder this is Polynesian and polyamorous!)
taglist for similar! @zoexme @ellabellabus07 @yeosxxx @im-in-a-pansexual-panik @manumanulau @belos-simp69 @ratchetprime211 @tojisleftarm @sakuuo
You land in the reef clan and jump into the sand, but today you are in your Avatar. You still have all your tattoos and such. But it feels so weird. You haven’t entered your avatar in awhile. You walk to jake’s marui, bouncing a little on the walkway
You enter and greet them “Hi Jake! Hi Neytiri! Hi kids!” You greet them and sit down “Hey y/n, I can’t believe you’re in your avatar! It’s been years.” Jake says surprised. You nod, you just didn’t want to feel small compared to them anymore. “Yup.. Don’t you still think it’s weird they gave me a reef Navi because I’m Polynesian?” You say still offended because that’s honestly not cool. “I think it’s funny. I’m still trying to figure out what Polynesian is. But hey atleast you fit in with them! You still have your tattoos.” He pokes at your arm and leg as you scoff “typical white man.” You hear someone enter the Marui and feel eyes burning into your head, you then hear a familiar hiss “Who is this?” You hear Ronal hiss at Jake as he explains who i am.
You turn around to face them and see their face soften for a bit then tightens. “Ronal it’s me. Y/n” she gasps “Sky demon?” She reaches up to touch your Navi features. “But you are metkayina?” She looks at you with widen eyes then turns around to tonowari who is already looking at her. They speak through their eyes and say goodbye. You turn around and look at Jake and Neytiri. “Can I just crash here tonight?” You don’t want to go back to lab because they would be pestering you with questions. “Yes. but you reek. You must go to the pond and rinse off. I will get a tweng from the Tsahik.” Neytiri says laughs as you roll your eyes and follow her out.
You reach the pond and strip from your t-shirt and shorts and dive in. You sit there waiting for Neytiri to bring your so called tweng for you to change into.
after your shower you hear some rustling in the bushes and out comes Ronal and Tonowari. “Oh..” you cover yourself and your cheeks flush in dark blue. You then reach out for the tweng and stand up “thank you.. I am going to change now.” They nod but do not move. Well thats new. You end up just moving backwards a bit and changing, you never leaving their site. “Thank you for the clothing.” You sign the I see you and start walking away but tonowari grabs your hand and whispers close to your face, “Come to our marui with your belongings. You are sleeping in our marui.” He looks at you tense. A shiver runs down your spine and you hesitate to answer but you just nod. Rushing you enter Jakes marui and tell him everything. “Holy shit! Do you think they like you? I mean they always had their eye on you but I thought it was because you’re human!” He rambled off as you hurry to grab your shit. “I don’t even know jake, but I trust them.” You say goodbye and walk towards the marui. Tonowari comes out from behind you and slips an arm around your waist. “come.” He says. “I will bring you to our home.” You walk with him tense as fuck because his damn buff ass arm is around your waist. You walk in and see Ronal and smile nervously. She smiles and pats the sleeping mat. “Come. We welcome you.” They seat you down and also give you very pretty Navi jewelry. Isn’t this a way of courting? I’ll ask Jake or norm. Right now I just need to focus on what’s happening in front of me..
god I fell. Hard.
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familyabolisher · 11 months
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At the outset of H. G. Wells's The War of the Worlds (1898), Wells asks his English readers to compare the Martian invasion of Earth with the Europeans' genocidal invasion of the Tasmanians, thus demanding that the colonizers imagine themselves as the colonized, or the about-to-be-colonized. But in Wells this reversal of perspective entails something more, because the analogy rests on the logic prevalent in contemporary anthropology that the indigenous, primitive other's present is the colonizer's own past. Wells's Martians invading England are like Europeans in Tasmania not just because they are arrogant colonialists invading a technologically inferior civilization, but also because, with their hypertrophied brains and prosthetic machines, they are a version of the human race's own future.
The confrontation of humans and Martians is thus a kind of anachronism, an incongruous co-habitation of the same moment by people and artifacts from different times. But this anachronism is the mark of anthropological difference, that is, the way late-nineteenth-century anthropology conceptualized the play of identity and difference between the scientific observer and the anthropological subject-both human, but inhabiting different moments in the history of civilization. As George Stocking puts it in his intellectual history of Victorian anthropology, Victorian anthropologists, while expressing shock at the devastating effects of European contact on the Tasmanians, were able to adopt an apologetic tone about it because they understood the Tasmanians as "living representatives of the early Stone Age," and thus their "extinction was simply a matter of … placing the Tasmanians back into the dead prehistoric world where they belonged" (282-83). The trope of the savage as a remnant of the past unites such authoritative and influential works as Lewis Henry Morgan's Ancient Society (1877), where the kinship structures of contemporaneous American Indians and Polynesian islanders are read as evidence of "our" past, with Sigmund Freud's Totem and Taboo (1913), where the sexual practices of "primitive" societies are interpreted as developmental stages leading to the mature sexuality of the West. Johannes Fabian has argued that the repression or denial of the real contemporaneity of so-called savage cultures with that of Western explorers, colonizers, and settlers is one of the pervasive, foundational assumptions of modern anthropology in general. The way colonialism made space into time gave the globe a geography not just of climates and cultures but of stages of human development that could confront and evaluate one another.
The anachronistic structure of anthropological difference is one of the key features that links emergent science fiction to colonialism. The crucial point is the way it sets into motion a vacillation between fantastic desires and critical estrangement that corresponds to the double-edged effects of the exotic. Robert Stafford, in an excellent essay on "Scientific Exploration and Empire" in the Oxford History of the British Empire, writes that, by the last decades of the century, "absorption in overseas wilderness represented a form of time travel" for the British explorer and, more to the point, for the reading public who seized upon the primitive, abundant, unzoned spaces described in the narratives of exploration as a veritable "fiefdom, calling new worlds into being to redress the balance of the old" (313, 315). Thus when Verne, Wells, and others wrote of voyages underground, under the sea, and into the heavens for the readers of the age of imperialism, the otherworldliness of the colonies provided a new kind of legibility and significance to an ancient plot. Colonial commerce and imperial politics often turned the marvelous voyage into a fantasy of appropriation alluding to real objects and real effects that pervaded and transformed life in the homelands. At the same time, the strange destinations of such voyages now also referred to a centuries-old project of cognitive appropriation, a reading of the exotic other that made possible, and perhaps even necessary, a rereading of oneself.
John Rieder, Colonialism and the Emergence of Science Fiction
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ashetherando · 9 months
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Disney Adult| FizzOzzie Poly x reader (and separate)
my sorry ass have been looking at Disney World stuff and as a Disney Adult I’m surprised I haven’t made this before! pronouns: They/Them/Theirs
Key words:
(y/n)-Your Name
(l/n)-Last Name
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(POLY FIZZOZZIE )
They don’t really care of what you’re into, as long you don’t be stupid or harassing imps/demons they don’t care. They will in fact have a whiplash of Disney merchandise you own at your home with the Minnie/Mickey ears and clothes, PJs, and cups! They will be shitty boyfriends if they shit all over your interest while you don’t. If you’re going to Disney World/Land, you’re their guide! Teach them about Genie Plus, teach them about the Disney World app, cuz they’re helpless without your Disney eyes! Also, let them pick their magic bands there so much designs and their brains cannot handle it! Also, quick thing, give fizz a kid leash. You’ll be walking around in Animal Kingdom with Ozzie planning what he wants to eat, then POOF Fizz somehow learned to park hop and is now at Magic Kingdom at Peter Pans Flight!
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💙OZZIE/ASMODEUS💙
Ozzie believes that Disney can be dark, for example Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Black Caldron, and basically he’s more into the Disney Renaissance than the present day movies at the Disney franchise. He will not be surprised when he comes over to your home and you hand him over Disney PJs, he doesn’t care about how much Disney merchandise your house can handle, as long you’re not blowing off all your money for a Disney figure ‘cuz you still need to pay bills and rent! But! When you ask what he wants at Disney World, he asked “coffee” as a joke, but when you came back from your trip and before you clock in “here ya go, Asmodeus!” You said as you held up the bag with the word Joffrey’s printed on it “I wasn’t so sure what you wanted so I kinda just guessed!” He tilted his head to the side as you place the bag on his desk, he opened the bag and see two bags of coffee grounds one is a flavorful coffee ground and the other is just plan coffee grounds “I wasn’t expecting you to get me this” he grabbed a bag and analyzing it “do you not want it?” “No! I want it, I really do need some coffee grounds, I just never thought that Disney have these type of things” “well, it’s a huge company! Of course they’re gonna have coffee!” “That’s fair” he placed the bag down and bring up the flavor on, it’s was obviously bought at the Polynesian resort exclusive. “Thank you, (y/n)”
When you finally convinced him to go with you while being part of the Disney Vacation Club, you have to treat him by bringing him to Food and Wine festival. He’s quite interested by the new wine they give out every year than the food. Keep an eye on him, we don’t know his drink tolerance is, he might get drunk at Epcot!
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💚FIZZAROLLI💙
Fizzarolli is a guy to be like “haha! Imagine liking a company for babies” just deal with it, he’s gonna be a prick about your hyper fixations, but he’s doing it for jokes and will let you know about that. He only watches whatever is on TV, if you and him are chilling in your home. Just stream something on Disney Plus, then he’ll watch it with you. Here’s my advice: Have a Disney Marathon and he’ll won’t even notice! I’m kidding he will once it’s 1am and you’re watching Tangled, then he’ll be like “Old Disney is better” then he’ll leave the room. If you’re watching more present Disney movie, he’ll yell it from the hallway “Old Disney is better!” He may be your boyfriend, but he’s such a bad influence on you, when Ozzie is good with money and help you with your impulsive spendings, Fizz encourages you to buy that. You will send him a picture of a new Disney pin collection through text “oh look how cute they are!” “Get it” “fizz, I have rent that is due” “idc, get the pins” “you don’t even know the characters!” “I know the blue fur ball!” “Don’t call stitch a fur ball” “why did you send me this anyways!?” “….the pins will be here on Tuesday next week” “knew it” Disney World will be an episode and a half, homie will be in a different park quicker before you say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious so please give him a kid leash before he does it again, but convincing him took so long! You have to show him some videos, nothing too intimidating since he’s a Disney Virgin, just simplify your vacation visit, but not for clothing wear, the Greed Ring is hot, and you two will be sweating allot, which means chafing! Biker shorts are your whore! Treat him with any festival and he’ll be happy! If it’s the Food and Wine, he’ll will eat any food or drink any wine, but let’s be happy that you brought him!
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morallyinept · 7 months
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Polynesian Kiss - A Max Phillips One Shot
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Summary: It’s that time of the month, and your period cramps force you to call in sick at work, but Max is only too keen to help you feel better. Isn’t he such a nice boss? And vampires get a bad rep, tsk, tsk…
Pairing: Max Phillips x F!Reader (No name or physical description of reader. It’s you, bub.)
Word Count: 4.8k-ish
Scoville Smut Rating:🌶️🌶️🌶️ “You tell me I’m doing well, and then, you try to kill me.” 
Check out my Scoville Smut Ratings here.  
Warnings/Triggers: - Unprotected PIV (wrap up, folks!)/blood/menstration kink/sex whilst menstrating/oral F receiving/fingering/anal play/general vampire noms/Max is just a bloodsucking bastard and we love him for it.
NSFW. MINORS DNI! OVER 18’s ONLY. YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOU READ. ☝🏻Don’t come at me; you’ve been plenty warned.  
I write for me, and I share with you. If this story isn't to your taste, that's fine. Just slip quietly out the back door. No need to make a fuss. It's just a work of fiction.
Author’s Note: After rewatching Bloodsucking Bastards again, this abomination came to me. I make no apologies for it. If you’re currently suffering through your monthly woes, I feel you. Hold strong, besties. 
MAIN MASTERLIST | MAX PHILLPS MASTERLIST
Enjoy! 🖤
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“Hey, hotshot. How’s my best PA?” 
“Max. I’m your only PA. You ate the others.” You titter with a wry smirk to him with the phone pressed to your ear.
“Guilty, as charged.” He chuckles down the phone, and it’s like you can see that razor sharp gleam as it spreads across his lips reflecting at you here, like a dazzling mirror shard that blinds as deep as it lacerates.
“Are you in the office?” You query knowing he’s a stickler for early starts, seeing as he doesn't sleep himself, but there’s a foreign commotion you can hear around him in the background. 
“En route. Getting my caffeine fix. You want me to pick you up a ‘chino? Extra cream, right? My treat.” He grins down the line and it leaves prickles flooding over your skin. “Ooh, they’ve got those cinnamon swirls I like. Scandalous.” He snorts deliciously around a moan and you feel it steam between your thighs.
“No. Uh, thank you. Listen. I’m not coming in today,” you begin intrepidly.
“Oh no. We’ve got the final audit to prepare for, was counting on ya slugger… Six shots please, and a cinnamon swirl. No, make it two swirls. Fuck it. I’ll go to Pilates this week.” He merges fluidly in between conversations with you and the drive-thru window.
“Although, I already know we’ve smashed it.” Max snickers with a husky breath to you. "The stats are off the fucking wall!" He sounds as excited as a little boy who has just discovered his penis for the first time.
“So modest.” You smirk.
“Hey, my management is style is highly effective. You’ve seen the results.”  
You smile faintly. “Mmhm. Nothing like the constant threat of imminent death to drive success...”
“You better believe it, honey. No, you have a nice day, champ.” You hear the sound of his electric window winding up and can imagine those hands of his bound tightly in his black leather gloves, so the sun doesn't penetrate his skin, as he reaches out through the dark window just rolled down enough for him to take his coffee order.
Driving with Max is like driving in the pitch dark constantly. Blacked out windows and the air conditioning blasting ferociously in the summer heat making his Mustang feel like an unrelenting ice box.
“What’s up, beautiful? You’re sounding verklempt.” His tone is serious now, concerned even over the masculine power roar of his engine, and it makes you melt.
“I’m uh… Not feeling too great.” You sigh, wrapping your arm around your stomach as another cramp rips through your womb. 
“Oh.” You can almost hear him pout. “You got the flu or something?”
“No.” You state toneless.
“Has it happened?” His voice is lower and it sends shivers down your spine alerting your nipples to wake up into stiff, aching peaks in subjugation. 
You nod even though he can’t see. “Yeah.” You whisper.
“You’re early this month.” his voice is but a low din, a growl even.
“I am?” You question, perplexed.
“Yeah. By two days.” You hear him suck in a deep breath and then click his lips. He keeps track of it better than you do. “Okay then. Get prepared. Rest. I’ll be there as soon as I can.” 
"Max, your meetings-" You don't have time to finish your limp protest.
"I said, I'll be there as soon as I can." He snarls darkly before making a kissy noise down the line. 
You hear the phone hang up before you can argue again at how his diary today is simply too full, but he’s gone and you put yours down on the table in front of you. 
You sit back, folding your arms tightly over your abdomen and sigh out waiting, your heels thudding against the floor occasionally; some automatic anxious reaction that originated from somewhere in your childhood no doubt.
A bit like biting your nails down to the skin until they're sore and tight, or shaking your knee incessantly without realising until someone yells at you to stop fucking doing that!
The first few times it had happened, it had been unpredictable - he was unpredictable.
A volatile mess that scared you the first time he was alone with you in his office; his voice leaving gnarly claws to protrude through the walls to come and get you.
Max Phillips was unlike any other man - any other boss - you’d ever known, although he wasn’t a man, not really.
There was a haunting aura about him, a distinct eeriness that hung off of his Peter Pan-esque shadow that laughed on its own, and you scoffed at first when he’d suggested it. Like it was a joke of some kind; a disgusting, unhygienic joke.
Max didn't laugh, however. He was deadly serious. Emphasis on the deadly.
But then he’d tapped into your curiosity with those wandering brown eyes and hypnotic smirks around pearly canines that had a knack of making you feel like you could walk on cotton candy clouds.
He had mutated any trepidation you'd had until you’d agreed, nodding like a puppet, and you were certain at that point there probably wasn’t anything you wouldn’t agree to where Max was concerned.
He was fucking beautiful and yet under it all, somewhat inherently terrifying.
And it turned you on so much. God, it was fucking unrelenting the way the tops of your thights now constantly stuck themselves together with your slick.
You had sensed it about him, unsure exactly what it was - what he was entirely. That dominant, toxic swagger about him, amped up on fuckboi steroids, that would cause carnage in the office, and you could never put your finger on it. The unusually high turnover of staff, the lingering stench of copper on his breath. The fact the blinds were always drawn and the air conditioning was always on, to the point you could see your breath.
You never spoke about it, none of you. Until the time he tore up the office and replaced all the bone idle employees with the walking undead and then it made perfect sense; he was a vampire, d’uh.
He said you could trust him though. He said he wouldn’t turn you, unless you wanted it - you didn't - and you believed him. He had been true to his word; he hadn’t hurt you at all - not without your express consent for him to take a little nibble on your jugular now and again anyway.
He liked it when you repelled him, made him work harder for it. Fuck, it made him so hard in his tight suit pants when you did that. Strutting around the office in your short skirts and barely-there blouses just to make him see red and chew on his tie.
He’d promoted you, although it was more of a candid expectation seeing as he’d picked his teeth clean with your predecessors.
You did in fact trust him enough to invite him into your home and let him roam unbidden and free inside it and do all those things to you that made your toes curl in the deliciously right way.
Fuck buddies with your boss. Or was it blood brothers now?
You couldn’t help but become enthralled by his spooky enthrall somewhat more and more, and was now resorting to adding this monthly rendezvous to your clandestine proclivities with him as though you had completely lost your sanity, and perhaps you had.
Max was always sharp and concise, straight to the point and no funny nonsense, ma’am. Unless you count him fucking you, bent over his desk, whilst you attempt to type up the meeting minutes as anything but serious.
He could talk his way into anything, including your cunt on a regular turn.
Somewhere inside, it made you shiver. Like something wicked and disgusting was unfurling and leaving those sharp nails to rake down your spine that make you feel sick and giddy in wanton anticipation.
It had to be something that was shameful, immoral; taboo, and yet you willingly engaged in it. You wanted it, craved it as much as he did it seemed.
You just craved him.
You take in a deep breath, the cramping that was present since it had begun in the early hours is deep and twisting in your gut, seeming to increase in its ferocity - it’s like it knows and is getting itself into an excitable tizz. 
You get up and make your way upstairs ready to prepare, clutching your stomach as you go. 
You run the shower in the bathroom; he likes you to be clean. Or as clean as you can be at this time of the month anyway before he dirties you up again.
Day one is always the worst - the heaviest and most painful - but the absolute best time for Max; the most important day where the blood is fresh and plentiful - when you are incredibly ripe for the plucking sweetheart, as he once put it.  
You climb into the shower, washing your hair and body with fruity scents that would make his mouth salivate, and the hot, inviting water starts to soothe the incessant pang pulling inside your uterus. 
There was no pain killer; Max had said it made the blood taste weird so you refrained from taking any. It would barely scrape the sides anyhow. No, the only thing that could tame it completely was him. 
But at this point, after the hot water subsides, the cramps increase in their veracity. A period is the equivalent of a heavy kick in the balls to a man.
No, make that several hundred kicks in the balls, then stamping on them relentlessly.
Or, imagine someone has taken a sledge hammer to them instead; just whacking the shit out of them tirelessly.
Yeah? Well, period pain is fucking worse, buddy.
Feels like someone is twisting your insides without a let up, and then pulling them apart slowly just to spite you. Some women would tell you that child labour hurts less than menstrual cramps.
They would be fucking right about that. 
I think my vagina hates me. I’m not sure what I did to piss her off…
You groan out as another cramp thunders through your core. You look down to see red spots making marble spirals around your feet in the suds, like inkblots being diluted in the water as they swill down the drain. It’s kinda pretty in an abstract way, as you’re mesmerised by those budding tulips for a while. 
You clench internally at what is to come and once out of the shower, dried and dressed in a robe and a clean pair of white cotton panties - without a tampon or towel as instructed by Max, thems the rules, baby - you brush through your hair after blow drying it and wait for him to come to you.
The waiting is the worst part.
You’re sure he’ll be there in the office frantically rearranging his diary, cancelling meetings for you as he gulps desperately at his strong coffee. It curbs the cravings, he'd said after you’d queried his collection of empty six-shot espresso cups collecting in a temple on his desk with a raised eyebrow.  
You gear yourself up to the point your pussy is already sopping and you're desperate to appease yourself with some release. But you never can bring yourself to, knowing that if you save it - save it all for him to have - it would be so much more sweeter. 
Thinking of Max makes your clit swell and throb, that tingle that teeters on the edge of pain and makes it uncomfortable and heavy inside your panties, but the moment he would touch you, it would be worth all the edging and gnawing pressure.
You can feel yourself getting wetter down there and knowing it isn’t just all the blood makes you smile sinisterly. 
When he finally arrives, he lets himself in. 
You could hear him pull up in his red Mustang and the creaky squeak of the door slamming shut after that deep roar of his engine was reduced to a dying purr.
Those quick scraping footsteps of his polished leather shoes against the gravel as he plays hopscotch with the shadows out of the direct sun.
The sound of him using the key you gave him to let himself into your apartment. Inviting the monster in to come and play with your guts and offals. 
You had to invite him in the first time. Laughing as he physically couldn't cross the threshold of your door without verbal invitation. Like there was an actual barrier there. Now, he comes and goes as he pleases.
Sometimes, in the dead of the night, you would wake to find him pawing at you; fangs and cock bared. He takes from you whenever he wants, and you always let him.
Goose bumps flood all over your body and tingles run tightly across your scalp in suspense. 
As he rounds the stairs up to your door, Max can smell you already and his gut rumbles as does his loins inside his tight, navy suit pants.
Once in your apartment, he pushes the door open to your bedroom to see you lying on the duvet with a towel spread underneath you, and you're wrapped up in a fluffy robe looking a little worn and tired despite flashing your effervescent smile for him. 
“Hey,” you beam at him and he shuts the bedroom door behind him with a gentle click.
He’s holding a small posy of flowers and it makes you smile that the vampire is a little bit of a sentimental doof under it all. 
He stands there watching you and keeps his distance for a few moments as you shuffle upright; a hot water bottle is revealed to him that's tucked inside the folds of your gown resting against your stomach to quell the pain.
“Are those for me?” You ask, as he puts them in the vase on your dresser, discarding the old ones that are slightly withered now into the trash can.
They are pink and bulbous and always a token of affection in thanks for what he is about to do to you. But you don’t see it as a quid pro quo at all. You want this just as much as he does. The peonies are just a pretty bonus.
Max nods at you and smiles thinly through his pink lips. 
“How you feeling, baby?” He queries. He loosens his tie and then slides it out from under the shirt collar completely and tucks it into his back pants pocket. 
“I’ve been better.” You say. 
“I can smell it.” He sighs, smirking. "Pungent. Mmm."
You nod slowly. “I know.”
“Show me.” He instructs, removing his suit jacket and rolling up his shirt sleeves to reveal tan arms. An unusual trait for a vampire, you think. 
You remove the hot water bottle and plonk it on the floor by the bed and untie your gown, slipping it off over your shoulders. Puffy nipples that were embedded asleep inside your warm areolas greet him and he stares like a letch at them, licking his lips. 
You rest back on your elbows with your knees drawn up and he zones in on the damp, bloody patch that has seeped through your cotton panties peeking back at him between your ankles.
Incredibly exposed before him - the most intimate you could ever be with him - you're spread vulnerable and showing him exactly what he's after as you part your legs. The red patch is soaking into your panties like a flower slowly blooming and opening up just for him.
You pull your panties up by the waist band, using them as reins as you rub them against yourself, smearing it in further. He watches with a thick smirk as you moan and pant at the feel of them grazing against your engorged clit.
It feels fucking delicious.
“Take them off,” Max directs with a hiss between his teeth, lying his jacket down on the chair by your dresser after folding it neatly. 
You shimmy them down slowly and hold them out to him. His long, thick fingers snatch them from your hands and immediately they go to his nose.
He sniffs in deep and his eyes roll into the back of his head leaving just the whites, before he puts the crotch of them inside his mouth and sucks deeply against the damp, stained cotton. 
A desperate catch in the back of his throat he can all but choke on, sounds out of him like a wolf howling at the moon as he growls out in satisfaction.
The taste of your syrupy fluids and blood dancing over his tongue in a delightfully salty-chrome tango, is firing his synapses and setting his whole body alight.
He’s barely holding it together as you notice him visibly shaking.
“O-open your legs,” he growls menacingly through his mouthful, peering down at you and fighting to stave off his other face from making an appearance - his true face that he knows unnerves you. You do as he instructs, desperate to please your marauding boss.
You watch as he shudders more and sucks greedily at your panties, arousing you further as he stares at your glistening, ruby soaked cunt with eyes turning more jet by the second.
Max clocks the sanguine vision of you spread before him on the bed, making his mouth salivate and his fangs ache to protrude fully. He blinks away the red mist descending upon him and swallows through a now tightly constricted throat.
He puts the panties inside his jacket pocket for safekeeping and kneels on the end of the bed, crawling up it like an ominous spider creeping towards you.
"All for me," he purrs with a devilish grin.  
He runs his lips against your knee and up your thigh as he descends upon you. His teeth catch on your nipple making you gasp before his tongue soothes it with a wet pop out of his mouth.
He takes your wrists and pulls you down towards him, positioning you just right so you are lying fully supine now; the towel is still spread out underneath you, not that you’ll need it.
He’ll make sure to get every last drop of you.
“Come here, you.” He growls and cold mist is pouring out of his mouth onto your body. "Going to eat you the fuck up."
Max can smell it; see the glistening claret shine around your pussy lips sparkling at him, and that plumpy clit growing and swelling out of the hood of your skin desperate for a good lick.
Droplets of crimson fluid bead at your entrance and a couple had rolled down your skin towards your ass leaving a delicious track for him to devour.
It’s darker in colour around your sodden hole and the iron rich smell is driving him crazy, his jaw twitching and cracking. “There’s so much,” he says with keen appraisal. “Does it hurt?” 
Max runs his hand up your leg and rests it on your abdomen; his palm splayed across it like a giant starfish swamping your navel, and feeling the coolness emanate from it as it's absorbed into your skin makes you whine with need. 
His healing hand soothing you as he presses onto you a little with his weight and it's those small gestures like this from him that make it all better to endure through the pain somehow.
That make you believe you could mean something more to him than just being a walking, talking bloodbag.
You nod and bite your lip as his fingertips feel like they throb and burn on your skin’s surface despite their cold. 
“I’ll make it all better, baby.” Max assures. And you know he will - he always does. 
His dark, now almost fully black eyes, flick down to your sopping slit as he shifts, and he cranes his head forward a little, licking up the length of your seam slowly with a flat, pressed tongue.
The taste of you floods his taste buds and senses immediately like he’s just shot up.
You throw your head back taking in a deep, heavy hit of oxygen. The feel of his cool breath against you and the slither of his serpent tongue leave electric sparks flooding through your veins. 
"Mmm, Max..." You shiver and grin.
His hand is still on your stomach, thumb stoking in little circles below your belly button; his other reaching towards your centre where his long fingers are sliding and probing against the edges of your sodden slit.
Max runs his index finger along the fleshy ribbons of your folds that are dyed a deep, entrancing scarlet. He would go to push it inside your tasty well and then pull away, teasing you.
“Mmm,” you moan, your body squirming and flinching under him.
“Easy, sweetheart.” Max simmers, smirking.
He knows what he's doing when he winds your body up like this. With that darned smile he can get away with anything and you both fucking know it as it slithers across his face like a snake about to attack its prey ferociously. 
“Please,” you whine. "Don't tease me, not today."
“You’re so fucking cute when you’re needy.” He soothes and plants a little kiss just above your clit making you groan further in frustration. He pouts and makes his voice a little squeaky. "You like that, baby? Hmm? Like it when I tease your little, needy pussy like this?"
"Max, please!" You growl this time. "Just fucking eat me."
He snickers and pats onto your pussy before rubbing his fingers all in it, knocking against your hard clit through the squelches, and running the pads all over those fleshy, swollen lips. Finger painting inside the rich red that coats them making them shiny like latex, before putting them inside his gluttonous mouth.
Max groans out as he sucks and licks each of them clean, savouring the metallic taste and dipping in again and again before he presses his lips to your sex finally to feast. 
"Oh shit!" You simper.
You feel his tongue dart in and out in quick succession and the flesh on your legs dissolve. He removes his hand from your stomach and spreads your lips with his thumbs, opening you up for him and running his tongue in your wet slick, flicking back and forth across the hard nub of your spongy clit. 
“Fuck,” you whine seeing stars and feeling the heat simmering in your lower abdomen start to boil.
He sucks and gnaws on it; slurping loudly around it and pulling it between his pert lips before letting it go, sending your body erratic and writhing under his expert touch. 
“Max...” You groan out utterly beside yourself.
“Say my name, baby. Let me hear you.” Max coerces with a mirthy chuckle and suckles on it again, pinching his teeth around it and watching you lose your shit every time. 
“Oh fuck, Max!” You wail as your back arches and your pussy spasms. “Feels so fucking good.”
“Tastes so good,” he confirms. "Want to devour you," he grunts darkly at you. The skin on his face darken a little, his muscles and features changing shape; shadows becoming more prominent.
"Eat me all up?" You squeak, your fingers gripping tight around the duvet.
"Until there's nothing left of you." His voice changes; it's deeper, more throatier and you know the vampire within is awake and stirring now. "Gonna rip this cunt open!"
Your right thigh judders uncontrollably as he polishes that pearl with his tongue; flicking back and forth with acute speed and bringing your first come session of the day so easily.
Growling and grunting loudly as he feasts on you with unhurried abandon. His grip on your skin is harder and you can see the strain whitening his knuckles as he fights to hold back from fully vamping out.
"Oh fuck!" You keen, shaking and tensing.
He watches, his dark eyes flicking up as his mouth stays firmly clamped to your slit, as your breasts jiggle and your nipples are as hard as diamonds.
Your whole body jolts and jerks hard before you flatline under him when you can take no more. 
You’re stunned, smashed around the head with gold stars, and panting as your focus shifts back to his creeping shadow between your legs after being blind and boneless.
Your face is all red; nipples swollen as you come wildly in his plundering mouth.
You watch him with blown out pupils mouthing all over your pussy; clit pulsing under his thrashing tongue and ready for more as you feel it start to tighten and cinch again.
"Mm-maax!" You groan. It's so senitive, so plump and swollen. So... delicious.
Smirking, Max curls his middle two fingers into your soaked, scarlet entrance and laps up his reward; your blood, your come, smearing around his lips messily, like trying to apply lipstick on a rollercoaster.
He fucking loves it.
"You wanna come again?" He taunts darkly through a raspy smirk.
He hums out in satisfaction as he drinks more from you greedily, sticking his tongue in further and further to get more from that sodden inkpot that feels like it’s gushing constantly for him now.
He pushes your legs up by the backs of your thighs, opening you up and licking down your gooch towards that puckered urchin of your ass hole, where a lusty mix of his saliva, the blood and your pussy slick had dripped down it creating a wonderful cocktail that he would get drunk on happily, all day. 
“I don’t know about you, but I’m having a reeeally good time.” He slurps menacingly. “So glad I cancelled that meeting with the Bordstein Group. Mmm, fuck.”
Your neck cricks up at him. "Wait. You cancelled it? They were hard bastards to pin down..." You whine as he laps against your ass hole and pushes the tip through your rim. "Oh, that's so good, Max. Oh Jesus..."
"You can re-arrange it. It's cool." He shrugs, his mouth full of you.
"You make it sound easy. Pete is a - oh fuck, yeessss - a-a busy man."
"Look, if he wants a collaboration, he'll make time." Max snorts. "You can sweet talk him, baby. Now shut up and give me another one." He smooshes you further into his mouth with a quick yank of your hips upward.
You yelp and chortle waspily as he dives back in. He runs his tongue around the sticky rim of your ass and slathers around it before sliding his index finger in as he works his mouth back towards your bloodied snatch, clamping around it once more as he drinks you down. 
He finger fucks your tight hole as he eats out your trembling cunt, and he can feel you clench around his finger as he invades your butt deeper. 
“Relax,” Max soothes you, his teeth stained pink and clamps right back onto that messy muff.
He slips in another wet finger and fills up your ass to the knuckles, sucking on your clit again.
“Oh fuck!” You flop down onto the pillow, getting a neck ache from craning to look at him and just succumb to the blooming feeling inside your ass, completely distracting you now from the cramps altogether. A wonderful placebo to occupy you as Max fucks you up sideways with that dangerous hot mouth of his. 
He smears his tongue around, mopping you up and getting as much of you as he can; sucking you dry and clean before he would dart into your pussy hole and tease out more that you had to offer. 
All the while he keeps his fingers inside your ass, curling and pumping as he watches your thighs tremble and pulsate around the sides of his head.
He marvels at how your body reacts to him without him having to use his enthrall; you submit to him wholly and he loves it.
With a gooey, slick smile, Max laps at your pussy hungrily again and again like a rabid dog as you start to come apart at the seams once more. 
“Oh God!” You call out, gripping hold of the duvet and pulling at it tightly as your body contorts and bucks against his face. You can feel another orgasm building and twisting your spine out of shape.
“God isn’t going to help you, sweetheart,” Max confirms before he chews on your clit once more and lets you explode again. "The Devil on the other hand..."
“Oh, I can’t, I can’t-” You’re quaking now, the pleasure doing an absolute number on you and he keeps his tongue on your sensitive clit. You can see flashes behind your eyelids; feel your body contort and pulse. “Maa-hax!”
“You can,” he encourages as he flicks across your nub hard with a fast, busy tongue. “Come in my mouth, baby. Give it all to me.”
And you do.
"AaaahhhohGodpleasepleaseMax!”
You arch your back, trying to get away from his mouth, the wonderful feeling becoming too much; you’re drowning, unable to breathe and so fucking dizzy, but he presses down on your stomach again holding you in place so you can’t scarper away.
"Oh fuuucck!"
He forces you to confront it, to accept it and drown in that tidal wave as it crashes over your head and pulls you under. Your ears are ringing and your toes are breaking.
“Fuck me, Max...” You plead, gasping and burning at him as you resurface. “I want you to fuck me.”
“You want me to fuck you hard?” He replies, teasing you.
“Please, just cover your cock in me.” You gasp as he draws up and unzips his pants.
He pulls himself out, thick and hard and leaking pre-cum as he pumps a few times before lining himself up against you. He wastes no time in giving you what you crave. 
You grip onto him, his shirt twisting in your vice-like grip as he sinks his cock inside you and begins thrusting, hard, just like you want it.
He feels you squeezing around him almost immediately as he rips through you, sending you erratic and spiralling and coming so forcefully around his dick quickly, that your body goes rigid and shakes as though possessed.
“Yeah, like that!” He coos at you, growling. He bears his teeth, grunting as he power fucks into you. "There you go, baby. Love it when I destroy this pretty cunt, don't you?"
“Maa-hax, fu-uu-ck!” You cry out; your voice being battered out of your throat, releasing uncontrollably and panting wildly.
It’s so wet between your legs that every thrust squelches obscenely.
“What huh, you want me to stop? I don’t think you want that.” He growls. Once more his face shifts, his fangs are out fully now.
You shake your head, gasping hard through a dry throat. You grip onto him as his face lwers closer to yours, the vampire breaking through.
You whimper and squeak through your pants.
“You want me to stop?” Max prompts again as he eases his grip, slows his pace with smooth, deep strokes; another tempo just as easily fucking you up again.
You can feel him so deeply inside you as he drives his hips forward; his body crushing yours like a hydraulic press into the mattress.
You can see he's fighting to stay fully in control as his human face reappears from under the dark lines and brow ridges.
“No, don’t stop,” you choke as your body fizzes like fireworks. “Please… More.” You whine, losing your breath as he fucks it right out of your lungs until you can no longer form coherent words around your tongue and you’re left babbling.
“That’s right; you don’t want it to stop, do you? Such a fucking slut for my cock. Letting me fuck you whilst you're bleeding all over it." Max croons into your neck and you can feel his teeth scrape against the sensitive skin there. "So fucking nasty, baby."
Fisting through his hair, you grip him tight as his hips snap into yours with vigour. “Not even breaking out into a sweat.” Max taunts inside your ear. “I can keep this up all day. In fact, I think I just might.” 
“Oh God, fuck.” You mewl.
"Want to drink you again. Let me?" Max presses his tongue over that juicy vein in your neck.
"Yeah," you pant as he gathers your hair away from the side of your neck. "Not too much-"
"I know," he croons. "Just a drop or two. You can take it."
Sharp stings are felt on your throat as he tastes you there too, puncturing the skin and swallowing you down.
It’s a heady feeling as he drinks; the niggly pain soon dissipating and making you see bokeh stars behind your eyelids.
The pull is sumptuous, dreamy. Comforting as your eyes flutter shut and you sink into the serene peace his immortal kiss offers.
“Fucking delicious,” he smirks as he runs his mouth up the side of your cheek; his hot, blood stained breath left to condensate inside your ear canal.
Growling and rabid, Max pulls out and slides down your body and licks up your oozy slit again, tasting you and smearing the bloody and sticky pulp across his lips.
"You’re such a good little PA for me. You take it so well every time.” He praises, pushing his fingers into your pussy once more and rooting around inside of you. "Going to give you more, baby. I know you've got more for me. And I'm nowhere near full yet."
He strokes your cushiony insides that are sodden and plump and allow him to slide in and out with ease. You still feel tight and bound from your orgasms, but he's able to bring about another one that leaves you caterwauling for him again.
He’s the conductor and you his orchestra, making sweet music to his ears whilst he faps and eats you out and then some for hours, until the day is bleached away into the encroaching twilight outside.
His stamina destroys you, bruises your bones as he fucks you over and over until you think you’ll never be able to walk again. 
And when he eventually comes, with a deep throaty howl that seems to vibrate through the whole building and cracks your neighbour's window panes, spilling himself wholly inside of you, he sucks it all out with the blood and swallows it down, remaining rock hard until he does it all over again. And again. 
And a-fucking-gain. 
“Hmm... love this pussy,” Max confirms, suckling gently at your over-sensitive bud and you’re beside yourself with the intense rapture of it all. 
Boneless mush. A drooling mess. Crying and wailing for more, pumped full of sequinned delirium.
By the time he’s finished feasting on you, you’re utterly exhausted and barely able to keep your eyes open. 
Max spends time cleaning you up. Licking around your inner thighs and filling up on all the spots he might’ve missed.
Fawning, delicate. The vampire is fully satiated for now.
He walks over to your dresser, running his thumb around his lips to get the crust of the dried blood over them, and his once crisp, white shirt is now a pink stained mess, like an artist who has gone berserk with his paint pots.
He pulls out a pair of clean underwear and slides them up your legs and taps your ass gently, rousing your sleepy focus back to him. 
"B-12," he finger shoots at you and you nod over to the supplements on your dresser. He brings them, and a band-aid that he sticks over the bite marks on your neck, and gives it a gentle press in place.
"There, all better." He smirks darkly.
He then leans forward and kisses you on the lips. Max pushes those plumpy, blood stained lips of his onto your own and kisses you deeply, slowly.
He slides his tongue into your mouth and massages it delicately. You can taste the metallic remnants of yourself on him, taste your salty-sweet cunt all around his gums. 
“See why I can’t get enough of your taste, hmm?” He murmurs around your lips as you sample yourself on him with mounting fervour.
He’s right, you do taste good.
Max groans into your mouth as you clutch at the back of his head hungrily and wanting more, despite your battered body yelling at you to rest. He falters again, sliding forward on the bed and gripping you tightly into his body.
You can feel the bulge of his still solid cock poking you in the gut, and you reach down to give him a rub and a gentle squeeze before he removes your hand and strokes your fingers inside of his stained ones.
God, he's like walking viagra. Constantly fucking hard. Well, he is dead. Technically the term is rigor-mortis... 
“The things I still want to do to you..." he utters with a low grunt. "But you need sleep.” He purrs gently, smoothing down your frayed hair.
“Stay,” you whimper as he pulls away.
“Can’t tonight, baby. Got lots to catch up on. You’ve kept me busy all day. Going to have to pull an all-nighter.”
“Oops.” You smile dreamily at him.
“Oops.” Max remarks with a dangerous grin. “You think you’ll be in tomorrow? Could really use your support with the audit.”
You nod. “I’m feeling better already.” 
“Good.” He smiles and kisses you once more. “Rest up. Tomorrow I’m going to fuck you in the supply closet from eleven til half-twelve. I'll send you a meeting invite.” He smirks as he pulls down and buttons his cuffs.
The noise that comes out of you in response makes him chuckle darkly.
Holy fuck… 
Max pulls away from you, slipping out of your grip, leaving you to settle on the bed as he gathers his jacket. He pulls your bloodied panties out and gives them a sniff as he winks at you.
You can only imagine what he's going to do with them later.
He leaves the bedroom and you hear him let himself out. 
You collapse back on the bed, somewhat bereft, hearing his car start up with that familiar deep roar.
It fades away down the street and takes any sense of conscious thought you have with him. 
Rolling over and reaching for the B-12, you sigh out with a satiated smile and close your eyes thinking about the supply closest.
And the amount of times your freakishly insatiable boss, Max, has fucked you up in there already.
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☀️ Fluff
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Anon list:  ✒
PJO Character.ai Bots:
Frank Zhang 🐻
Leo Valdez 🔥
Charles Beckendorf 💥
Percy Jackson 🌊
Jason Grace ⚡
Leo Valdez:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
Reader Sacrifices Themselves 🌧️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
PJO April Fools Headcanons ✨
PJO Boys Helping With Reader’s Period ☀️
PJO Characters Reaction to Abused Reader (Platonic) 🌧️ ⛈️ 🌑
Messenger Reader Punches Octavian ☀️
Reader Has a Prophesied Death 🌧️
Proposal Headcanons ☀️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Frank and Leo Fighting Over Reader  🌤️
Poly Leo/Reader/Frank  ☀️
PJO Boys Having to Share a Bed  ☀️
Twin Reader Meets Leo  ☀️🌑
Autistic Reader  ☀️
Child Of Apollo With Puppy Crush on Leo  ☀️
Daughter of Aphrodite x Leo  🌤️ ☀️
Leo Valdez x Modern!Reader x Percy Jackson  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️ 
Reader Disappears  🌤️⛈️
Complementive Reader (Platonic)  🌑 ☀️
Younger Sibling Reader Scared of The Dark  🌑 ☀️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
What Kind of Hugs They Give  🌑 ☀️
What Kind Of Friend They Are  🌑 ☀️
Leo Dating A Brazilian Reader  ☀️
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
Monster Reader Gets Discovered  ☀️
Filipino Reader  ☀️
Drunk Reader ☀️ ❤️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
They Get In A Fight And Reader Has A Panic Attack  🌧️ ⛈️
Polynesian Reader (Tongan) ☀️ ❤️
Reader Gets Betrayed by Their SO  🌧️ ⛈️
Powerful Reader Feared By Camp  ☀️
Dominican Reader (Leo)  ☀️
Frank Zhang:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
Reader Sacrifices Themselves 🌧️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 (2) 🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
PJO April Fools Headcanons ✨
PJO Boys Helping With Reader’s Period ☀️
Possessed Reader 🌤️
Reader Has a Prophesied Death 🌧️
Proposal Headcanons ☀️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Frank and Leo Fighting Over Reader  🌤️
Poly Leo/Reader/Frank  ☀️
PJO Boys Having to Share a Bed  ☀️
Former Kronos’ Soldier Reader 🌧️
Autistic Reader  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Asking Reader to Live in New Rome  ☀️
Reader Comes Back From the Dead  🌧️⛈️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
Deaf/HOH Reader  ☀️
Male Reader Being Frank’s Bi Awakening  ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Filipino Reader  ☀️
Russian/German Reader  ☀️
Frank Zhang x Dominican reader ☀️
Percy Jackson:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
Reader Sacrifices Themselves 🌧️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
PJO April Fools Headcanons ✨
PJO Boys Helping With Reader’s Period ☀️
PJO Characters Reaction to Abused Reader (Platonic) 🌧️ ⛈️ 🌑
Ex-Reader Saves the Boys (1) 🌤️
Ex-Reader Gets Sent On a Solo Quest (2)  🌤️
Percy Waits For Ex-Reader to Return (3)  ☀️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Step Sister Reader Struggles With Substance Issues 🌤️ ⛈️ 🌑
Child of Neptune Reader Meets Percy (Platonic)  ☀️ 🌑
PJO Boys Having to Share a Bed  ☀️
Former Kronos’ Soldier Reader 🌧️
Sibling Reader Calls For Help  🌧️ ⛈️ 🌑
Leo Valdez x Modern!Reader x Percy Jackson  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Pessimistic Reader About the Gods  ☀️ ⛈️
Modern World Reader Helps Beat Kronos  🌤️
Complementive Reader (Platonic)  🌑 ☀️
Percy Protects Half-Sibling Reader  🌑 🌤️
Reader Thought Dead After Losing Limb  🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
What Kind of Hugs They Give  🌑 ☀️
What Kind Of Friend They Are  🌑 ☀️
Deaf/Hard Of Hearing Reader ☀️
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
French Reader (Romantic)  ☀️
Drunk Reader ❤️☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Percy Meets The Only Son Of Ares ☀️
They Get In A Fight And Reader Has A Panic Attack  🌧️ ⛈️
Snuggling Reader’s Chest  ❤️ ☀️
Percy x Electric Guitar Player Reader  ❤️ ☀️
Percy x gn! S/o who listens to Melanie Martinez  ☀️
Reader Gets Betrayed by Their SO  🌧️ ⛈️
Belmont Reader 
Powerful Reader Feared By Camp  ☀️
Percy & Younger Sister With Nightmares  🌑 ☀️
Poly Percabeth x Touch Starved Reader  ☀️
Annabeth Chase:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Best Friend With Annabeth HC’s ☀️
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
PJO Characters Reaction to Abused Reader (Platonic) 🌧️ ⛈️ 🌑
Proposal Headcanons ☀️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Reader’s Cat Hates Them  ☀️
Sibling Reader Calls For Help  🌧️ ⛈️ 🌑
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Reader Disappears  🌤️ ⛈️
Parental Figure Reader  🌑 ☀️
French Reader (Romantic)  ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Indian Reader  ☀️
Poly Percabeth x Touch Starved Reader  ☀️
Hazel Levesque:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 (2) 🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Possessed Reader 🌤️
Reader Has a Prophesied Death 🌧️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Former Kronos’ Soldier Reader 🌧️
Hazel With Female Reader  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Asking Reader to Live in New Rome  ☀️
Parental Figure Reader  🌑 ☀️
Complementive Reader (Platonic)  🌑 ☀️
Reader Sings Them a Lullaby  ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Jason Grace:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
PJO Boys Helping With Reader’s Period ☀️
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 (2) 🌧️ ⛈️
Ex-Reader Saves the Boys (1) 🌤️
Ex-Reader Gets Sent On a Solo Quest (2)  🌤️
Possessed Reader 🌤️
Messenger Reader Punches Octavian ☀️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Step Sister Reader Struggles With Substance Issues 🌤️ ⛈️ 🌑
Reader’s Cat Hates Them  ☀️
PJO Boys Having to Share a Bed  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Reader Disappears  🌤️ ⛈️
Pessimistic Reader About the Gods  ☀️ ⛈️
Reader Comes Home From a Long Quest ☀️
Jason Returns Back To Camp With No Memories of Reader  🌧️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
Deaf/Hard Of Hearing Reader ☀️
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
Jason x Daughter Of Poseidon Reader  ☀️
Monster Reader Gets Discovered  ☀️
Drunk Reader (Fem)  ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
They Get In A Fight And Reader Has A Panic Attack  🌧️ ⛈️
Mortal Reader  ☀️
Jason Breaks Up With Reader  🌧️
Reader Gets Betrayed by Their SO  🌧️ ⛈️
Jason x Turkish Reader  ☀️
Powerful Reader Feared By Camp  ☀️
Jason x Eldest Hades Kid Reader  ☀️ ✨
Jason Remembers Ex!Reader  🌧️ ⛈️
Dating Jason Grace  ☀️
Piper Mclean:
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PJO characters realizing they have a crush ☀️
PJO Cuddle Headcanons ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Reader Betrays Them 🌧️
Reader Betrays Them Part 2 (2) 🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Characters Favorite Place For a Date ☀️
Messenger Reader Punches Octavian ☀️
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Reader’s Cat Hates Them  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Reader Comes Back From the Dead  🌧️⛈️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Monster Eater Reader  🌧️⛈️
Belmont Reader
Nico Di Angelo:
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Ex-Reader Saves the Boys (1) 🌤️
Ex-Reader Gets Sent On a Solo Quest (2)  🌤️
Reyna Secret Dating + Nico Accepting Himself ☀️ ✨
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
PJO Boys Having to Share a Bed  ☀️
poly!solangelo x child of poseidon!reader (merperson)  ☀️
poly!solangelo x child of poseidon!reader (merperson) part 2  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Parental Figure Reader  🌑 ☀️
Reader Thought Dead After Losing Limb  🌧️ ⛈️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Child of Hades Reader  🌑 ☀️
Snuggling Reader’s Chest  💙☀️
Solangelo (Ftm Will) x Ftm!Reader  💙☀️
Will Solace & Nico di Angelo x Necromancer!Reader  🌤️
Reyna Ramírez-Arellano:
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Reyna Secret Dating + Nico Accepting Himself ☀️ ✨
Helping Reader With Insomnia  ☀️
Autistic Reader  ☀️
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Asking Reader to Live in New Rome  ☀️
Reader Comes Back From the Dead  🌧️⛈️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Reader Sings Them a Lullaby  ☀️
Deaf/Hard Of Hearing Reader ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Monster Eater Reader  🌧️⛈️
Indian Reader  ☀️
Belmont Reader
Will Solace:
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poly!solangelo x child of poseidon!reader (merperson)  ☀️
poly!solangelo x child of poseidon!reader (merperson) part 2  ☀️
Sibling Reader Calls For Help  🌧️ ⛈️ 🌑
PJO Characters Reacting to “I Love You”  ☀️
Pessimistic Reader About the Gods  ☀️ ⛈️
PJO Favorite Musical Headcanons ✨
Modern World Reader Helps Beat Kronos  🌤️
Younger Sibling Reader Scared of The Dark  🌑 ☀️
Reader Thought Dead After Losing Limb  🌧️ ⛈️
Will Comforts Overwhelmed Reader  🌑 ☀️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
Reader Sings Them a Lullaby  ☀️
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
French Reader  🌑 ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Will Solace x Suicidal Reader 🌤️  ⛈️
Snuggling Reader’s Chest ❤️ ☀️
Will & Child of Apollo Reader Getting Ready For Quest  🌑 ☀️
Solangelo (Ftm Will) x Ftm!Reader  💙☀️
Will Solace & Nico di Angelo x Necromancer!Reader  🌤️
Grover Underwood:
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Modern World Reader Helps Beat Kronos  🌤️
PJO Boys Reacting to a Period Cramp Simulator (200 Follower Special)  ☀️ ✨
What Kind Of Dad They Are  🌑 ☀️
Monster Reader Gets Discovered  ☀️
PJO Characters Jobs 🌑 ✨
Monster Eater Reader  🌧️⛈️
Readers From Around The World
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((Fair warning I am a dumb American but I did my best!  🫡🥲))
French Reader (Leo) 🌑 ☀️
Indian Reader (Annabeth, Reyna) ☀️
French Reader (Annabeth, Percy)  ☀️
Filipino Reader (Leo/ Frank)  ☀️
Leo Dating A Brazilian Reader  (Leo) ☀️
Russian/German Reader (Frank) ☀️
Polynesian Reader (Tongan)(Leo) ❤️ ☀️
Turkish Reader (Jason)  ☀️
Dominican Reader (Leo)  ☀️
Frank Zhang x Dominican reader (Frank)☀️
~Fanart~
Death Siblings Reaction to Cats
Percy x Annabeth + Leo
Frank and Leo Archery Practice Mess Up
Percabeth Lake Day
The Lightning Thief Background
PJO Punk Tactics Animation
~Misc~
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heyybaejjk · 6 months
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SAU, LA'U TAMA AULELEI ! - PT. 2
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pairing: teen miguel o'hara x fem samoan oc
summary: I suck at writing summaries, js read it man 😞
warnings/notes: smoking?? dk if that counts, profanity, dry fucking humor, no miguel x reader yet
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It was two hours before school started. Meaning, that Miguel had two hours to freshen himself up before meeting Manaia today. He woke up at 5 and brushed his teeth hard. So hard that the bristles were at different angles. He then settled at his friend's house, Sione, and texted him that he was waiting outside.
M.Ohara_99: Open the door.
mahi_sniffer: good morning to you too 😔
M.Ohara_99: Sione, it's six in the morning and it's freezing out here. Open the door.
aluaigioukae: can you not text the gc, you have private msgs for a reason stupid asses
mahi_sniffer: @aluaigioukae fuck up period clot n go back to sleep boi
[ M.Ohara_99: Sione, it's six in the morning and it's freezing out here. Open the door. ]
mahi_sniffer: ^Replied to M.Ohara_99's message^
: does that mean ur nips r hard
M.Ohara_99 is typing...
mahi_sniffer: does that mean ur nips are hard
read by M.Ohara_99
mahi_sniffer: HEY WHYD U LEAVE ME ON SEEN 😞
mahi_sniffer: IM KIDDING ILL OPEN THE DOOR MAN
Sione rushes out of his bed, running to the door and opening it. Laughing to himself as he sees Miguel's 6"9 standing there with his eyebrow raised. Sione's eyes lowering down to Miguel's chest. "So they are hard."
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That was half an hour ago, now Miguel and Sione were both at Kiuga's house. Both were sat on his bed, Sione facing the wall with his arms crossed.
"So after Kiuga gets ready, we're going to go to David's house?" Miguel asks Sione, face to face with his back. He watches as Sione shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly.
"Don'know," he responds dryly.
Miguels laughs to himself, pushing Sione from the back. "C'mon, it wasn't even that bad."
"What's he sooking about?" Kiuga asks, adjusting his ie lavalava that wrapped around his waist.
"I tapped his cheek because he was looking at my nipples-"
"Wroooong! You slapped me, idiot!" Sione whines, throwing a glare Miguel's way.
Kiuga chuckles, finally finished getting ready. Ruffling Sione's hair, wrapping an arm around his shoulder. "David's meeting us at school, he went early to have a personal fufu hour sesh in the school bathroom with his missus."
(a/n: fufu hour is this discord chat with a bunch of polynesians, its just straight up nudes, cookie calls, and sex☠️)
Miguel's face cringes while Sione pushes him away, "Can you not, cunt? Oh my fuck," He makes a gagging face, trying to shake off the image of one of his best friend's and their girlfriend having a quick root.
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It was time. Time has gone by and now the performances were ready to be showcased. Everyone was to sit inside the wide and large hall, face the stage while sitting in a cramped space next to others. This led Miguel to start freaking the absolute fuck out. Where should he sit? Next to her? Behind her? Or should he purposely sit in front of Manaia so she can gawk at his back muscles? Where was she even going to sit?
He pauses at the hall door upon seeing her sit down front row, along with other two girls on each side. Miguel mentally facepalms. Of course, she'd be in front row. She was performing.
Miguel nervously rubbed his sweaty palms and speedwalks outside the hall, making his way to the men's changing room. He sees Kiuga sitting down on one of the benches, huffing out a puff of smoke, throwing away the blunt instantly at the sight of him walking.
"Fuck, I thought you were Mr Smith," he chuckles, standing up to dap up Miguel, "He caught me last term, the rents were not happy with me... You got the thing I told you about?"
Miguel nods, pulling out a small box and showing it to his friend, smiling proudly.
"Okay, how much did this cost you?"
"Like $15 for one, I got another as well, so.. $30 altogether," Miguel smiles innocently, holding a dark red and blue flower and a purple flower together as a father would with a fish after their successful catch.
"The hell? Miguel, what sei shop did you go to?"
( a/n: A sei is a fake flower worn on your ear. Traditionally, if a sei is being worn on your right ear, it means you're single. If it's on the left ear, then it mean you're taken. Or can just be used decoration. I personally wear one for fun!!)
Miguel's smile falters slightly, "The one you told me to go to! Sialei's Boutique."
"Se aikae ia, that's the one I told you not to go to. Sione told you to go to that one. And we've learnt to never listen to Sione," he rolls his eyes at the mention of their friend, "The one I told you to go to only sold sei's for $15, but in a pack of 10. You only have 2."
"Oh fuck- Sorry. I didn't-"
"It doesn't matter now. Just remember the plan, okay?"
"Yeah, yeah! Right, I know."
"And that is?" Kiuga questions the latter, patting his back to comfort his nerves.
"Wait for everything to finish. Ask her if she's free to speak later, and then ask her out on a date?"
"Ia malo lava, great job, now go find us a seat inside, I'll be there soon."
"But where are you going to be?"
"Right beside you, I need to chuck a quick piss before it starts. Now go!"
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An hour and a half went by and the main event was coming to a near-end. Miguel sat in his seat uncomfortably, his legs sore from sitting in the same spot for so long, but he held on staying just to see you dance. However, the temptation of walking out the hall doors was getting to him.
"Fuck me," Miguel whispers, annoyed at the bicker he was stuck in between with. He sat in the middle of Sione and Kiuga, who were visibly arguing, spitting all over Miguel's face without care.
"Yeah, but I told you to pack the flag so we can run around with it!"
"No the fuck you didn't, cunt. YOU said you were going to bring it, you never told me to bring it!"
"Sione, I literally remember what you said. You, Miguel, and David were at my bloody house last night! You can ask Miguel. Right, Miguel!?"
Both heads turn to face the poor boy, he ignores them as the crowd around them starts to cheer at the MC walking on stage. "Kia Orana, everybody!" The loud voice echoes through the mic, a tall Kuki boy with slight pale skin held a bright smile, ushering for the audience to quiet down for him to speak. "Before the day ends, we have two more performances to finish us off! A couple dance then that will be followed by a group performance, so don't be afraid to give them a big cheer!"
He walks off the stage as another guy walks onto the middle of it, his head bowed down and muscular arms behind his back, the guy on stage had a similar build to Miguel's; only difference being he had a traditional tattoo run across his shoulder blade and down the right side of his chest.
The song had started and everyone had already started cheering, especially Kiuga. David, who was beside him, took out a big Samoan flag and started waving it around while cheering. Miguel laughs as Sione and Kiuga glare at David.
A minute into the dance, Miguel leans over to his right, "Who's that?" He whispers to Sione, his annoyance gone down as the two other boys had stopped arguing.
Sione goes silent for a while before answer, "The guy dancing?" he asks warily.
"Yeah, him."
The audience grows louder as they watch another figure walk onto the stage, locking hands with the other. His eyes refuse to avert, his breathing heaves at the sight of Manaia making her way on stage, her hand holding the latter. Miguel watches in disbelief as her smile, showing her pearly white teeth, winking at the audience. Her curly hair reached the back of her knees, complimenting the black and blue dress you wore. The sei she wore matching with the guy's ie lavalava.
"That's Manaia's ex, Seth..."
( a/n: for reference, here's the dance !! )
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this chapter is v boring, this was more of a filler im sorry guys
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