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yaboyhoney · 12 hours

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sup. Ao3 Self Aware Reader x Submas Chapter 3 is up. enjoyy

#ingo x reader #emmet x reader #pokemon x reader #pokemon ingo x reader #pokemon emmet x reader #self aware reader #my writing #male coded reader #male reader

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yaboyhoney · 12 hours

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OKAY LIKE GHETSIS HATES EVERYONE BUT NOT READER,

SOFT GHETSIS X HORNY READER

Soft Ghetsis x Horny Reader

For someone who has a very cold and calculating demeanor and once threatened the peace and safety of Unova, but is now on watched parole, to say that he crashed at the peak of his glory is an understatement.

While he has an abundance of wealth, he no longer has any power and is prohibited from owning any pokemon for the next five years. Even his activities online are being watched under surveillance, he has to wear an ankle monitor, have to do weekly meetings with his parole officer, and more.

Now that he can no longer freely manipulate people or have any underlings, it's left him...unbearably lonely. Ghetsis never really did have friends, only making associates under the guise and pretense that they would come in handy later, to be used, extorted, and even blackmailed to achieve his goals. Nowadays if he's recognized, it's by trainers who resent him for stealing a beloved pokemon or people who come to ridicule him. This leads to him really not making any kind of connections.

So what does a lonely, but rich man do in his spare time? He goes to a host club. Initially he was only interested in you, as an escort. Your masculine physique and charm was undeniably a factor that played in him picking you but after the night of the most incredible sex he's ever had... he keeps coming back.

You easily become his favorite. He spends hundreds of bills just so he can have access to you, all to himself, glaring at other men who dare to get your attention. It's not uncommon for you to go back to his place multiple times in a week.

You don't deny that you're having fun too, in all of this. You're getting your education bills paid for, enjoying luxurious gifts, and sex with a questionable man that has a damn good dick.

But...then comes the odd part. Ghetsis started requesting your services but instead of sex, the two of you are simply just conversing mostly, enjoying expensive drinks and food, and relaxing in each other's arms. Some nights end without sex. You'd think he'd want to pay less for those nights but he still insists on paying the full price for your time alone.

Then came an even odder request. Ghetsis began requesting you to go on dates with him. You ask him if he wanted the "happy ending" package and he actually turns you down.

But you tell him, "Aw, but I like fucking you." He doesn't blush easily but you can tell he got a little flustered from that.

#woops #forgot this was here.#sorry to keep you waiting anon #ooc ghetsis is back on the menu haha #anon asks #ghetsis x reader #my writing

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yaboyhoney · 13 hours

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

#yeah i'll reblog that

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yaboyhoney · 13 hours

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Sup

Just wanted to say that I'm still alive.

Someone kick my ass to write the next Ao3 Self aware reader x submas chapter.

Oh and inbox empty. Feel free to dump scenarios of pokemon bloros x male/gn reader (sorry ladies, this is a boy's club only). I got a writing itch right now I suppose.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon x male reader #pokemon x gn reader #my writing #asks #headcanons

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yaboyhoney · 2 days

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Sup

This is unusual for my blog to reblog this but I wanna help a fella, did a tarot reading fof 15 bucks. Can confirm that they'll tell you your fortune. It's interesting how true to reality my cards were. It's a fun little thing and it doesn't cost much (original price was 9 usd but I gave extra.)

Thanks for the tsrot reading!

Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!

My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!

My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.

Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!

Cshp vnm pypl GFM

^ links are above!!

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yaboyhoney · 11 days

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Today has been a good day. Glad to hear it is the same for you and welcome back home. - Shadow

Thanks Shadow <3 I always appreciate your care and support.

#shadow anon

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yaboyhoney · 11 days

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sup. surgery went well :3 Going up the stairswas a bitch haha

Hope you are all doing well.

#car accident update

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yaboyhoney · 13 days

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Congrats on having the knee surgery tomorrow. I hope everything will go well without complications. And good luck with your math exam. - Shadow

tyyyyyy <3

#shadow anon

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yaboyhoney · 13 days

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sup. ya boy here. finally getting knee surgery tomorrow. Gonna take this week to recover + study for math exam. Feel free to leave some reader x pokemon requests if you guys want to see more stuff! I might update the Ao3 fanfics sometime soon too. (sorry if I've kept anyone waiting haha)

#car accident update

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yaboyhoney · 17 days

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I love pop rocks, can I have some more [x]

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yaboyhoney · 17 days

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New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.

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yaboyhoney · 19 days

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ME LOOKING AT YOUR SELF AWARE SUBMAS AU

Aw thank you! I'll try to post another chapter of the Ao3 version soon! :3

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yaboyhoney · 21 days

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I wanted to ask, ¿Can you make a Giovanni x Male demon reader? NSFW and SFW

Giovanni x Male Demon Reader Nsfw

In the realm of fantasy, anything can happen.

Giovanni was simply bored. He decided to have some fun by summoning a succubus but to his surprise he receives an incubus instead.

He's usually the top in most situations but sometimes he needs some good ass play. Get dicked down every once in a while.

You step out of the summoning circle, your silk clothes melting away like oil on water as you approach him....

You start off obeying his every command, groping and teasing him by running your tongue against his asshole. Sucking and rimming him, as your tongue invades him with an ungodly heat.

Giovanni is enjoying himself. It's not every day he decides to be submissive. But he's still clearly in control, shouting orders in between moans.

With enough preparation, you lube up your dick, tapping your cock against him, rubbing it's full, hot length in between his ass cheeks.

The tip of your cock enters with relative ease but the way his body just so sweetly clenches as you enter all the way inside... it's just too good to compare. You're much more than the average human after all.

Giovanni lets out a full breathy moan as you finally bottom out, letting him adjust to the girthy length of your cock.

You're having fun and so is he, but this won't be ending anytime soon.o

#giovanni x reader #demon reader #pokemon x reader #my writing #anon asks

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yaboyhoney · 23 days

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sup. so. Car accident update. Finally might be getting knee surgery in two ish weeks! Not sure how active I'll be before and after surgery. It'll happen sometime the week of the 15th. Thank you to everyone who has been showing care and support over my health. To those that reached out, that was very sweet of you.

#car accident update

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yaboyhoney · 24 days

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me again 🥺

2024 has been the year of embracing my repressed childhood fetishes so here's a suggestion:

(nsfw) giovanni x transmasc reader who is a huge aquaphile and is into anything to do with indoor pools, wetsuits, etc. giovanni innocently suggests a date at a big fancy indoor pool and just happens to wear a very form fitting wetsuit which makes said readers brain melt a little bit. reader also is wearing a wetsuit with nothing underneath. then they get it on in those pool showers after swimming still wearing the wetsuits and trying to be quiet as there's people around.

apologies for how specific this is I've had various Awakenings Recently 😌

NSFW Giovanni x Transmasc Reader, Aquaphile kink.

Giovanni has his usual kinks you'd expect him to have, having a master/servant role being one of them. But he does indulge in what his partners would want as well.

Hearing what you like sexually is like a fun game to him, trying to figure out what it could be and indulging your dirty thoughts, especially in public.

To others, he's just inviting you to go on a swim with him, but to you... it definitely means something else in mind.

You're in a luxurious hotel in Alola, Giovanni provides the absolute best for you after all.

He does find it interesting that you favor him in a wetsuit as opposed to his speedo. but with your little explanation, it's like the wrapping on a present, waiting to be torn apart and opened.

But before you get to explore this naughty kink of yours, you do indulge in having fun with Giovanni, swimming, relaxing, and enjoying chilled beverages with you and your pokemons. With the exception of his personal pet, the Persian, who takes delight in sunbathing nearby.

When the pokemon are whisked away for their spa treatment, you and Giovanni decide to take a visit to the showers....

God, his wetsuit was practically skin tight, revealing his older, taller form as he presses you up against the shower walls.

You run your hands on his body, feeling his strong muscles under the wetsuit, palming his crotch to be a slight tease.

But you do hear someone else entering the showers with you, Giovanni presses his finger to your lips, gesturing to be silent as he gropes your body.

The sound of your zipper being pulled down along with the sounds of the shower waters is intoxicating, all while Giovanni locks eye contact with you.

He doesn't remove your wetsuit but instead teases you, pressing his thumb against your clit and inserting of his fingers past through your pussy lips.

With that smile of his, he makes this another game. Be quiet or you won't cum, the rules are easy but they're hard to listen to when he starts pumping more fingers inside, all while making out with you.

You cry, you squirm, but your muffled moans are his favorite part of this.

#giovanni x reader #transmasc reader #aquaphile kink #aquaphile #pokemon x reader #my writing #asks #first time writing this kink #hope you like d it!

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yaboyhoney · 25 days

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5 THOUSAND MORE NEEDED!!

#ayo we might run out of places where we can be freaks about fictional characters

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yaboyhoney · 27 days

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Get booped silly :3 - Shadow

SHADOWYOU BOOPED ME LIKE 50 TIMES IT WAS ALL YOU LO,k

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