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Halloween while Stuck Indoors
A/N: And this is the last fic of the month!! This series is finally over! Phew, I can finally rest now after, especially since I’m sick as a damn dog.
Halloween night, 2006
The Harlem neighborhood was booming tonight.
Children in costumes (which were designed to be worn for a single night and then promptly thrown away) ran through the dark, their parents not too far behind calling out for them to be careful. Terrified middle schoolers scattered like ants from dickhead older kids that ran at them dressed a zombies, Ghostfaces and the occasional tasteless Jeffery Dahmer costume (seriously, tact is a thing. Use it fuckrags.). Women dressed in lingerie and some form of animal ears were a dime a dozen in this place, and as long as you looked like you were dressed up, you could pass.
And it wasn’t just people with free time having fun either. Business (as well as police/fire stations and even some local clinics) closed as regular services earlier; and had for the night rebranded as haunted houses, event symposiums and party halls.
All in all, most houses and apartments were devoid of people, and most were enjoying their night.
Except for the Ito residence, where 7-year old Sachio was currently having a little temper tantrum in his room, glowering with tears in his eyes as he looked outside the window.
He gave a small ‘Hmph!’ and looked away, glaring at his older brother Hayato from the end of the bed.
“Hayato, it’s not fair! I wanna go out too,” the young boy sobbed, throwing a pillow at him.
Hayato looked unamused as he caught the pillow, pinching his nosebridge.
“Sachio. I already told you, you can’t go out tonight. You’re injured, and you wouldn’t be able to keep up with everyone else,” he said, setting the pillow on the desk. Sachio crossed his arms and glowered, but he wasn’t about to admit his brother was right.
Earlier in the week during school, Sachio and the other kids were discussing what plans they had for Halloween, all the while playing their games and running around. Sachio, in his energetic nature and lack of spacial awareness, was momentarily distracted by a passing kid. He bumped into them (he was jump roping), and one ungraceful tumble to the ground later, Sachio landed himself in the local clinic with a badly twisted ankle. Along with the order to sit at home, rather than going trick or treating like he wanted.
“I know, but this was gonna be my first year out with Joshua trick or treating! This sucks!”
He glared at his busted ankle, which was wrapped up in a thick elastic bandage and elevated on several pillows. Glowering, Sachio pulled his knee to his chest, but it began to ache intensely in protest.
“Ouch! Ow, ow, ow! Damnit, that was a really bad idea! It hurts!”
Hayato lightly chided his brother for his swearing, but ruffled his hair affectionately nonetheless.
“I know it sucks kid, but this is reality. Maybe there’s other things we can do tonight,” he did his best to console Sachio, to little avail.
Sachio looked out the window, his sullen expression reflected in the window. “Like what?”
Hayato thought for a minute, before a lightbulb went off in his head.
“Sachio, do you wanna go across the hall to Julie’s and watch a movie?”
He wiped his tears, and immediately smiled.
“Julie? Are you serious,” he asked, not really believing at first.
Hayato nodded. “Why wouldn’t I be?”
Sachio laughed and gently swung himself off the bed, hopping over to hug his older brother.
“Ahh, thank you Hayato-niiiiii,” he exclaimed, drawing out the last letter.
Hayato smiled, and picked up Sachio, wrapping the younger’s arms and legs around his shoulders and torso, minding the younger’s injured ankle. Sachio giggled in delight at being so high up, his older brother smiling softly as he slipped on his shoes, locked the apartment behind them, and trudged across the hall. He rung the doorbell, and heard a muffled ‘Coming!’ before stepping back.
Julie, in a set of floral pajamas and grey house slippers, greeted the two boys with a smile.
“Ay boys! What brings you here to my humble abode?”
Sachio peaked out from behind Hayato’s hair, smiling.
“Hayato-nii asked me if I wanted to come over here since I can’t go out, and of course I said yes!! You’re like, the bestest older sister in the world Julie-nii,” he rambled as Julie laughed.
“Well of course I am! Come on in,” she said, stepping aside to let the boys in.
She closed the door and locked it as Hayato took off his shoes and shifted them to beside the door.
“To be honest with you both I was gonna just spend the night alone, but the moment you two came knocking I was ready to go with that too,” Julie said as Hayato settled Sachio on the couch, settling a pillow under his leg.
Hayato gave a small laugh as he sat down on the floor, his head in his hands. Julie sat down opposite Sachio and Hayato, the three of them forming a little triangle.
Sachio shifted from side to side, buzzing with energy.
“Ooh, what if we tell scary stories? All night, with the lights off!”
Julie grinned, while Hayato pretended to look terrified.
“I dunno Sachio, I think Hayato might get too scared,” she said in mock consideration.
Sachio brushed her off, batting his hand.
“Hayato-nii always does this, he’s just joking! If he was serious, that’d be really sad,” he said.
Okay, the kid had a point.
Julie sighed. “Fair. Now come on, let’s get started!”
And so, the three told their best stories of terror and fright throughout the evening, shrieking in terror and delight.
Sachio may not have been able to go trick-or treating due to his injury, but this was a thousand times better.
#nem’s writing#phew!! We’re finally done!!#I had to stay at home since I’m sick#so in a way this serves as a way to get out my frustrations lol#But Happy Halloween!!#halloween
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Good evening fandom! Welcome to my inaugural mini review post. Holy hell I can’t believe we’re finally here. These probably won’t be as detailed as normal like I mentioned. Mini review is the goal. It’ll be initial thoughts and feelings. Which will be fun cause all the other seasons other than S5 I had ton of time to reflect on moments. These thoughts for S6 could change when I rewatch the season for review purposes this summer. The exciting thing is having those first reactions. That's what these will be.
So you're getting hot off the presses thoughts haha I just watched it couple hours ago. These are thoughts I had while it was happening. With some editing to make it readable ha Want my reactions be as authentic as possible with these. Why I avoid spoilers tbh. Be interested in seeing what everyone else’s are as well. The gif library was an absolute turd so I didn't get to use all the gifs that were made yet. So I made some. Anyways this so friggin exciting to delve into so let’s get started.
6x01 Strike Back
Tim got scruffier from the finale to now-and I’m here for it. Mm. Plus he's in Metro gear. Phew Lord. Something about scruffy Tim gets me going. Adore them riding together automatically after their battle. I truly love it. The little things I continually love with them. Also LOVING the Metro call sign. Yum If this going to be his call sign all season I am about it.
Oh my lord why is her sitting at his desk so squee worthy to me? It’s getting me all in my feels. I love that Lucy can just use his office as her own. So cute using it to steal it for some study time. I love this so very much. Then her asking if they can ride together so he can quiz her? Tim doesn’t hesitate for a moment before saying yes.
Still amazes me we’re in the place with them. The Tim of old would’ve groaned and moaned about such a task. He jumps right on it for her. Ready to help her out. Even though he’s not sure how much it’s gonna do. Clearly very aware Primm is out to get her. That is common knowledge now.
Lucy is right when she says it sucks. That she has to battle this and face possible wild cards.. It isn’t fair when she's earned her spot more than most. Fought and clawed for everything she's done in this department. Definitely more than Nolan... Hey wouldn't be a review if I didn't pot shot Nolan would it? lol I love Tim finding a solution for them. Saying they can take out do the box calls all day. Widen her knowledge a bit on it. Sharpen her skills with odd calls.
I love her grateful smile when she says 'Thank you.' Loves this man. Damnit they’re so cute their banter coming out of his office is on point. Tim saying she learns best when she’s pissed off. I mean if that isn’t her rookie experience with him in a sentence. Lucy saying this feels like she is giving him permission to be an ass. Heh it kinda is no matter what Tim says.
You know he kinda loves being able to make her his boot again in some form. He is going to enjoy himself with this. There is no doubt about it. That's why he's doing that smile of his. Lucy calling him out knowing this man so well. Pointing her finger and all. God I love these idiots so much. Tim trying to tell her just his smile. Uh huh sure it is Tim.... Lucy following after him with a smile of her own. These dopes I've missed them so damn much.
I’m very much loving Tim has not really shaved in 6 weeks ha. The scruffy remains and I’m excited about it. Lucy is starting to question asking Tim to help her. We all know she learns best from that man sitting next to her though. I also always enjoy when she gets to drive. Another micro shift that has changed that I love so much. Her heart eyes when he says Angela’s cop brain is just booting up LOL Loves this goober of man.
Lucy absolutely losing it and going on a rant of epic proportions had me rolling. LOL Massive emotional downward spiral happening here. I’m dying as I watch Tim take it in. God Eric the master of expressions crushing it again. This was a huge one for her holy crap. Nuclear really. Well done Melissa getting all that in with one breath basically. By the time she’s done I’m cackling at Tim’s expression. LMAO Oh my god these two. God I’ve missed them so much it pained me.
Lucy knowing Tim's reply without even looking at him. Just epic married status at this point. Doesn’t even have to look at him or for Tim to say anything. It’s already there because of that crazy good connection they have. How deeply they know one another. It’s so good. Tim being the smart man he is says nothing. Lucy knowing he’s thinking it haha
Lucy coming to conclusion she will do crazy wild card during the day and the manual at night. She will sleep when it's over LOL Tim shaking his head. Knowing there is nothing he can say right now that'll make this better. Or to derail her crazy train of thought. This is like S1/S2 them with the added benefit of them being together now. It’s glorious.
Getting serious Plain Clothes Day vibes from this episode as well. Except this time Lucy light years away from who she was then. Confidently reciting what she’s going to do Tim nodding along. Tim wouldn’t be himself if he didn’t rock her boat a little though. Lucy getting in her head about the crime scene now. Tim isn’t wrong she did tick all the obvious boxes. That the point of today is looking for wild cards. That’s what he wants her to engage that brilliant brain of her's in. It's why he's here.
To zero in on the 'Out of the box thinking'. Poor Lucy spirals out not being able to decide if she wants his help or not. I ADORE Tim telling her it’s ok to not know the answer. Not shaming her in the least just needing her to make a call. God how far we’ve come. Tim pushes her because he knows that is when she learns best. Trying to add a little urgency to her decision making. Unfortunately it backfires. I kinda loved them calling each other by their ranks in this heated exchange.
Lucy is so flustered it’s giving me PCD vibe once again in the best way. The sprinklers turn on and Lucy panics. There’s the wild card….We watch as a bullet leaves this man’s body and enters the storm drain never to be seen again. Lucy being so very disappointed in herself. It’s reminiscent of the disappointment she showed in s1 but only now she's far more experienced. So it hurts much more now….Oh Lucy my heart. You poor thing. Couldn’t have gone more wrong if she tried.
I can’t believe they played clown music upon her entrance.... Beyond cruel but that's cops. Always taking shots when people mess up spectacularly. Tim trying not laugh.... Babe she is spiraling right now maybe don’t lol Poor thing I would be mortified too. I love how both Tim and Lucy smile when they see Wes and the wee one. My heart. She wants Wes's opinion and he just crushes her with logic. Ugh She needs a hug. Bad day for our girl.
Lucy continues to break my heart as they sit in front of the crime scene. She is on the verge of tears. Verge of a breakdown it feels like as well. Killing me softly. Saying she should skip the detectives exam. My girl. Tim doesn't want her to give up. I will say this fight I feel like I would be Tim. Trying to be so supportive it’s come off as agreeing with her she can’t do it. When really he was just trying to be supportive of whatever she wants.
Can't win for losing right now Timothy. She is in a bad way right now. Lucy has some weight to her argument though. if I was her in this moment I would feel the same way. If I’m in a bad headspace I need reassurances. So I can relate to both of them in this fight. It’s not a fun time for either of them. Tim is still learning that emotional depth he needs to have with her in these moments.
Being supportive has worked before so he's not sure why it's backfiring right now. They’re solid but always room to grow beauty of them. Lucy spots someone pull up to crime scene crying. She has them peel out with Tim not really understanding why. Lucy catching her digging through her trash. She ends up getting a confession. Phew Well done Luce.
Oooh this final scene. Oh my damn lord. This is some PRIMO productive angst holy hell. Eric and Melissa came out swinging with it. I knew they were going to have one more scene about it. I just didn't think it would be this explosive. I adore Tim picking up on how short she is with him. Grabbing her by the arm and confronting her. Growth continuous growth for them both continues to show. Love it. Look at Tim being the one to come at this. I’m so proud of him.
Throwing her words from 5x21 somewhat back at her. Saying this isn’t going to work if she isn’t honest with him. Then Lucy really lays into him. Now do I think he purposely undermined her? No I don’t. Not ever. That’s not in his DNA to do that to someone he loves. I was deeply hurt for him when she suggested this. You can see how hurt he is when she says as such. He’s getting emotional and it makes me as well. I just wanna hug him.
Tim as we know is a DEEPLY loyal person. Also one of my main relations to him as a character. To purposely hurt someone they love isn’t fathomable to a loyal person. It's unthinkable. You have to hurt them first. To undermine Lucy would be to hurt her so he would never. To be accused of such by your favorite person? That cut's so insanely deep for him. I haven’t seen him this hurt since the 'Tim Test' line from her in 4x08. I’m legit wounded for him. He is so upset she could think that of him.
Now Lucy might be onto something with the subconscious part. He could’ve done it not realizing what he was doing. Because love isn’t rational. Man is hardwired to protect her and want to keep her safe. So I could see this especially with her psych background. I think this is solid guess at what happened. Now was this the right time to lash out at him for Isabel stuff? I don’t know…
Felt like a low blow when he was already down for the count. She is throwing him daggers with her eyes most of this conversation. Feels like its more than just the UC right now but that's just my guess at this point. Let's not forget she was having UC doubts towards the end of last season.
Now do they need to have these fights and conversations? HELL YES. My god this subject needs to be discussed. Especially with how 5x20-5x21 were. Want to reiterate this is my first impression. I was literally writing this as I experienced their fight for first time. When I rewatch it this summer this could change. My POV could shift. But right now I see a man who only thought he had her back and was raked across the coals in this moment.
So for me right now in this moment I feel like Lucy had pent up frustrations and took it out on Tim. The protective side of me for him isn’t pleased with that tbh. Doesn't mean I love Lucy any less. I adore her so much. You all know that. But my gut leaned towards Tim in this fight. That may be bias idk but it’s how I felt when it was said and done. Tim was very very defensive when she brought up Isabel. Which hasn't happened in awhile. But his emotions were heightened and he was on the defensive before they'd reach the topic of her.
Lucy basically kicked him while he was down and he felt it. I'm not discounting her feelings at all. She is allowed to feel overwhelmed. Has every right to be. She is STRESSED and it is coming out in all kinds of ways. Ways that aren't like her. I think she stewed on this thought the ENTIRE shift and it came out in the worst way. Which also isn't like her. What she did had him defaulting back to old school Tim. Cutting off the conversation before more emotions were to be had or he said something he would regret.
Basically cut the fight off at the knees and walked away. Lucy’s face says it all when he walks away. She wasn’t expecting that. Shocked he just left her like that. Oh Lucy, you wounded him more than once and he retreated HARD. Leaving her standing there wondering what the hell just happened? God this is so good though everyone. This is the type of angst I'm all for. What a way to start the season off hot damn. Hurts so good angst to get us going. I could not be more excited for where we go this season. Feel free to comment on this. Love to chat with you all about this. All uncharted territory for us all. We're in for quite the ride.
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Side notes-non Chenford
Who are these friggin people? They’re insanely ruthless. Like Rosalind level ruthless in how they just dispose of people. Sending two their team out as a distraction to be blown up. Jesus. Then sniping their own guy. They’re smart but cold af. Then killing who I thought was the boss at the end. Shit. Consider me intrigued.
I liked the 6 weeks later. Makes sense need to do a time jump.
Celina being more afraid of Tim than Harper. LOL little does she know they’re basically the same person haha
Poor Aaron wants to be back in the game and can’t be. I agree with Grey he’s not ready even if he thinks he is.
God I love Nyla Harper. Took that mofo out like the complete bad ass she is. Came with repercussions which made me sad for her.
Angela being more excited to see burritos than her husband lmao I love this woman.
Feeling little potential flirty action for Aaron and his therapist.
#Caitlin's Mini Reviews#chenford#S6#6x01 Strike Back#the rookie 6x01#otp: doing my job#otp: unless it is#the rookie#tim bradford#lucy chen#tim x lucy#lucy x tim#eric winter#melissa o’neil
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・✶ ｡ﾟitto thinks that both of you might just make the best flavour in the world.
♱ warnings — cum eating, f!reader, multiple orgasms, cunninglingus, creampies.
♱ note — this makes sm sense w him ! it’s driving me crazy he is soooo messy . he literally loves it sm u can’t change my mind >.> !
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the room feels hot as you lie dazed with your back against the bed, there’s a slight sheen of sweat on your skin and your thighs are trembling from the blissful feeling of your orgasms itto’s has already pulled from your pliant body.
“goddamn, babe. squeezin’ r-real tight.. phew, thats tight. oh yeah, i need some more of that.” he moans shakily as he moves from his place over you, his lips swollen and parted to match the fucked out expression on his flushed face when he blinks down at you.
you whimper when you feel itto finally pull out of your puffy cunt, his thick load following the blunt head of his cock as it drips down your folds, pooling on the sheets underneath you.
your walls flex, suddenly feeling empty after being so full and your mind is still hazy when you feel itto’s huge body shuffle from his place between your thighs. only being able to focus when you feel him push himself between your legs, the broad muscles of his back flexing as he knocks your thighs wider with his shoulders, his heavy eyes locked intensely on your stretch cunt before he whimpers breathlessly at the sight.
“look so fuckin’ good babe. oh, and i bet it tastes even better, yeah? i bet it does—fuck.“ itto’s babbles and your hips twitch at the sudden jolt of pleasure when he slides his thick fingers between your messy folds, coating the digits with a mixture of your juices and his cum before he groans, deep and languid when he slides them between his lips after, lewdly slurping them clean before pulling away with a pop.
“phew, that’s what i’m talking about.. we’re a sweet, sweet pair alright.” his words are breathless and needy as he buries himself into you and your back arches almost painfully at the sudden pleasure coursing through your veins before it rests back against the damp sheets. it’s lewd, the way itto’s smacking and slurping at the mixture of slick and cum coating your cunt, dipping his tongue past your folds and curling it into your flexing walls as if he’s been starved of you for weeks.
the lower half of his face is already soaked, his fingers flexing almost painfully into the flesh of your thighs as he keeps you spread open for him, lapping at your clit as he groans—each low vibration going straight to the sensitive bud, not even paying attention the the fact his cock is already hard and twitching against the sheets again.
“you can do better than that, baby. come onnn—give it to me.“ itto feels lightheaded at the arousal pooling in his stomach as he laps at you, alternating between sucking your clit between his lips and pushing his tongue into your stretched hole.
he’s so fucked out and dumb at the taste of you both, his movements almost desperate and you feel pleasure racing through you with each messy movement he makes between suckling and slurping noises.
your hands grab at the roots of his hair, your fingers tightening when itto groans again, shaking his head messily between your thighs before he flattens his tongue against your clit, grumbling about how good you both taste together as he pants wildly.
it only takes a few more swipes of his tongue before your body slackens, another orgasm shooting aftershocks through your body as your hips jolt up to ride his mouth. you hear itto’s lewd slurping grow louder as you cream on his face before he pulls away, flushed from his cheeks to his chest as his heavy cock knocks against your shaky thighs.
“oh? i ain’t done with you yet, babe. there’s a whole lot more where that came from .. got more in the tank now you’re empty again, gotta replace it .. you know what i’m sayin’?”
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"You're drunk, and this is a party, and when we die, people will remember the good things that we did."
transcript by robotchangeling below the cut!
Ali: I would like to text Jesset the face_with_spiral_eyes. [Keith chuckles] Face with spiral eyes.
Austin: Oh, damn. Right, the like, you're—
Keith: That’s actually the title of a Breka book. [Ali laughs]
Austin: Yeah, yeah, that one. The one that you've now just posted. Yeah. Ooh, what’s the response here?
Keith: The Face With Spiral Eyes.
Austin: What’s the response? Uh, I'm looking at my emoji. I'm looking at my emoji. I should not just focus on these emoji. We can invent our own. We’re from the future.
Ali: Yeah.
Austin: And maybe it’s just— it’s one of these, the face exhaling, you know?
Ali: [laughs] Yeah.
Austin: Like, phew.
Keith: Oh. I thought that was sad tired guy eating the rest of his cotton candy is what I thought that was.
Ali: No, you did not think that. Anyway.
Austin: You didn't think—
Sylvia: You didn't.
Austin: That’s a lie.
Sylvia: Come on. [Keith and Ali laugh]
Austin: That’s not true.
Ali: I think Brnine sees that and laughs and, like, [Austin: Mm-hmm.] looks up from their phone. [laughs]
Austin: Oh, right, because you're both at the party, right?
Keith: Yeah, like, looking around.
Ali: Just, like, to find Jesset.
Austin: Uh huh. Yeah. Are you still surrounded by people, or is that…like, what’s the…?
Ali: I mean, this is…this is…
Austin: Wind down.
Ali: This is hour four, hour five of the party.
Austin: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ali: You know?
Austin: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think texts…I mean, are you still— you're not surrounded by people then, so yeah, I think maybe he just comes over then, finally, and just sits down and is like:
(as Jesset): Done holding court.
Ali (as Brnine): Yep.
Dre: Damn.
Austin (as Jesset): You got all that interview practice, and now you're using it on us.
Ali (as Brnine): [sighs] Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, what’s up?
Austin (as Jesset): How are you?
Ali (as Brnine): I'm chilling, man.
Austin (as Jesset): Bontive Valley.
Ali (as Brnine): Hear, hear, hear.
Austin (as Jesset): What’s next for Captain Brnine?
Ali (as Brnine): Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I gotta ask my crew, I guess. You good, man? I heard that you were, um… [Jesset sighs] I heard you kinda went through it while I was…
Austin (as Jesset): Yeah. Yeah. Uh, faced down Crusade a little early.
Ali (as Brnine): Oh, you softened them up for us.
Austin (as Jesset): [laughs softly] I'll take the W.
Ali (as Brnine): [laughs] Well, thank you.
Austin (as Jesset): Thank you for getting the, uh, that big Divine involved. I don't think we could have done it without them.
Ali (as Brnine): Oh, right, yeah, Fealty and them.
Austin (as Jesset): Yeah.
Ali (as Brnine): Gotta get some Ws.
Austin (as Jesset): Um, I did think I was going to die, though, and that made me think about some things.
Ali (as Brnine): Yeah. Yeah. Same, bro. [Ali laughs quietly]
Austin (as Jesset): Yeah. Pshh, I try not to think about the ones that— you know, we've lost some people over the years.
Ali (as Brnine): Mm-hmm.
Austin (as Jesset): What do you think people would say about me— ah, don't worry about it. Uh…
Ali (as Brnine): Wait.
Austin (as Jesset): Don't worry about it.
Ali (as Brnine): Like, if you died, or like…?
Austin (as Jesset): Yeah, if I died.
Ali (as Brnine): You can't ask somebody that. [muffled laughter] Why are you— come on, man. Don't think like that. What are you doing?
Austin (as Jesset): Sorry, I've had too much to drink.
Ali (as Brnine): Yeah.
Austin (as Jesset): I should just…
Ali (as Brnine): You’ve been doing this for a long time.
Austin (as Jesset): I might have been doing it for too long. I, uh…Partizan. Phew.
Ali (as Brnine): [laughs quietly] Yeah.
Austin (as Jesset): It seems so far away.
Ali (as Brnine): Yeah. Yeah. I've been, uh…it’s funny. I've been thinking that as well.
Austin (as Jesset): Do you— [cuts himself off] Good luck on the next mission.
Ali (as Brnine): No, what were you gonna say?
Austin (as Jesset): It’s fine. I should talk to you when I'm not drunk. [Ali laughs]
Ali (as Brnine): Okay. I think they still got some, uh…
Ali: I can't think of a food. [laughs]
Austin: Churros. Uh…
Keith: Cotton candy.
Dre: Shrimp.
Austin: Cotton candy. Shrimp. Ugh. These are all bad drunk foods. [Ali laughs]
Dre: Well, popcorn shrimp? I don't know.
Austin: Popcorn shrimp.
Janine: Cotton candied shrimp.
Dre: Ugh.
Austin: Cotton candied shrimp. Blech!
Keith: Cotton candied shrimp.
Austin: [laughs] I don't know about that.
Ali: Ugghhh.
Dre: Hey, I hate it.
Janine: It’s, like, furry and sweet.
Austin: Right.
Dre: No. [Austin and Keith laugh]
Ali (as Brnine): Go get some bread.
Austin: Bread is the thing.
Ali (as Brnine): Go get your bread up.
Austin (as Jesset): Go get my bread up. [laughs] You know I keep my bread up.
Janine: [laughs] What the fuck?
Ali (as Brnine): I know you keep your bread up.
Austin (as Jesset): Keep my bread up every day. Every day!
Ali (as Brnine): That’s what they would say.
Austin (as Jesset): That is what they would say. [Sylvia laughs]
Janine: Uh…
Ali (as Brnine): Jesset always kept his bread up.
Austin (as Jesset): That’s what they would say. [laughs] I always kept my bread up. Ugh, rise and grind.
Keith: Like the dough.
Dre: Sure.
Keith: Like the dough of the bread.
Austin: Like the dough.
Keith: Rise and grind.
Dre: The Millennium Break mindset. Rise and grind, baby.
Austin: Yeah, that’s right. Ugh.
Austin (as Jesset): [sighs] There are people we lost, and no one even says their names anymore. That’s what’s on my mind. And when it’s done, I don't know if anyone will remember any of us, and it might be our fault because we don't do a good enough job of remembering the people who brought us here. That’s what’s on my mind.
Ali (as Brnine): Well, you're drunk.
Austin (as Jesset): Also some other stuff, but yeah.
Ali (as Brnine): Um, you're drunk, and this is a party, and when we die, people will remember the good things that we did.
Austin (as Jesset): Mm-hmm.
Keith: Eventually we'll have Phrygian’s funeral. [Ali laughs]
Austin (as Jesset): Ah, fuck. We have to have Phrygian’s funeral.
Dre: Oh, man!
Austin (as Jesset): Oh.
Ali (as Brnine): I thought that that happened already, but we should have that.
Austin (as Jesset): We should have that. Do you— oh. There hasn't really been time for funerals. I don't know that I've been to one since Partizan.
Ali (as Brnine): [laughs] Oh, right. Ugh, god. No, I— we just— I just did that— [laughs] You want to hear something funny? [Dre laughs]
Austin (as Jesset): Yeah.
Ali (as Brnine): Cori.
Austin (as Jesset): Cori.
Ali (as Brnine): You know Cori, little Sunset?
Austin (as Jesset): Uh, pink hair. [Sylvia laughs]
Ali (as Brnine): She threw a punch at her dad’s funeral.
Austin (as Jesset): She threw punch at her—? She threw a punch.
Ali (as Brnine): No, she punched somebody.
Austin (as Jesset): Who’d she punch?
Ali (as Brnine): I don't know.
Austin (as Jesset): Oh.
Ali (as Brnine): Some girl, I think.
Austin (as Jesset): Mm. [Sylvia laughs loudly]
Ali (as Brnine): You know, she might— [laughs] she might end up like me one day.
Austin (as Jesset): I could see it.
Ali (as Brnine): It’s a good start.
Austin (as Jesset): Her own ship?
Keith: Iridescent.
Austin (as Jesset): You don't need an engineer on board, do you?
Ali (as Brnine): Wait.
Austin (as Jesset): Ah…no, it’s…you know, I always told myself the Bontive Valley was the thing, and I guess we're gonna try for other stuff. Shale Belt, Carleon, Temple. I don't know what’s next, but it seems really far away, and I've been in the caves and the mountains for a few years now. You know, I should just stay. They probably need me, but…and you already have other things going on, but. [quiet conflicted laugh]
Ali (as Brnine): Um, you know, that’s a lot to consider.
Austin (as Jesset): It is.
Ali (as Brnine): Um…
Austin (as Jesset): I'm sorry. I'm gonna get bread.
Ali (as Brnine): No. Yeah, sure. I'll text you in the morning.
Austin (as Jesset): Yeah.
Ali (as Brnine): Okay.
Austin: Stands up, hands on knees. Hands on log. I've been picturing us sitting on a log around a bonfire. You know, like, you know, like a bonfire.
Ali: Yeah.
Austin: Push up. Little nod. Slow walk away. Later that night, texts you an emoji of bread.
Ali: [laughs] Cool.
Austin: Uh huh.
Ali: Oh how this relationship would be if they didn't talk to each other when they were drunk or sick all of the time.
Austin: Mm. Mm. Mm. Perfect. Love it. [Ali laughs]
Dre: Mm.
Sylvia: That’s what makes it the situationship.
Austin: Yep. [Ali laughs]
Dre: Yeah.
Austin: Mm-hmm.
Sylvia: Yeah. At least in my experience.
Ali: Hey, can I move in with you? Wait, nevermind. I gotta go.
Austin: Nevermind. I'm gonna go get some bread instead. [Ali laughs]
Sylvia: Oh my god.
Austin: It’s fine.
Dre: Man.
Austin: Uh huh.
Ali: We've all been there. [Austin laughs]
Sylvia: Yeah.
Dre: College, am I right? [laughter]
Austin: College, phew, yeah. [Dre laughs]
Keith: Jesset picks up some corn just to drop it.Austin: Yeah, that’s how it feels sometimes. [Ali laughs]
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Ruby: It’s weird to realize how many gifts in the twelve days of Christmas are birds. 6 out of the 7 first days your true love gives you birds. That’s twenty three birds total. What if you don’t even like birds.
Jaune: You get to the fifth day and then you’re like phew golden rings we’re finally done with the birds. Then bam day six is geese.
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A3! Translation: Chikage Utsuki SSR Card “Wizard of Death” [ The Western, Northern Wizards and the Ruler of Darkness ]
Citron and Itaru are up to something again and they pull in Chikage to join in their antics.
Part 1
Izumi
Chikage-san, should I prepare dinner for you tonight?
Chikage
Sure, I’m headed out after this but I’ll be back by evening. I’ll be here for dinner.
Itaru
Then, that means you’ll be back pretty early today, huh…
Citron
It looks like everyone is here!
Izumi
Huh? Citron-kun, isn’t that the script for “The Wonderful Charlatan of Oz”?
Citron
That it is!
Itaru
“The Wonderful Charlatan of Oz” well, isn’t that just nostalgic.
Chikage
It hasn’t been that long since I last starred in a play.
Izumi
But, why do you have the script on you?
Citron
I have felt like reading up on our past scripts just now.
Then I recalled how fun it was to play the role of the Wizard of the North in the play.
So, I was itching to play the role again and convincing people to join me!
Chikage
That explains it.
Itaru
Can’t deny that it was pretty fun being a wizard.
Citron
Reading the script now, I think about how I could have moved differently during this line.
Chikage
I get it, I did what I could back then, but now that I got more experience, I’m sure I can execute it better.
Izumi
I also have stuff I wish I’ve done better, like the staging.
Itaru
Now that we’re talking about it, I kinda wanna play the Wizard of the West…
Citron
Oh! I have finally dragged someone to act with! Itaru, do an etude with me!
Itaru
No problemo.
Citron
Chikage as well!?
Chikage
Sorry to disappoint, I was just on my way out.
Citron
Oh, how unfortunate!
Then, it will be Itaru and I against the world! Let us make haste!
Chikage
I’ll take that as my cue to leave too.
Izumi
Take care, everyone!
Itaru
…Phew, that’s enough etudes outta me. Citron, let’s take a break.
Citron
Gotcha, a break it is!
Itaru
Still though, it’s fun playing the villain-like Wizard of the West.
Citron
I as well, I like the kind and worrywart Wizard of the North that believed in Oz.
It is fun to play them!
Kazunari
Otsupiko! Itaroon, you got a sec~? Ronron, you’re here too!
Itaru
What’s up?
Kazunari
You good with helping me out with some art paper for uni?
Citron
Fart vapor!
Kazunari
So close! It is a paper☆
Itaru
Art paper… That’s perfect, actually.
Kazunari
Perfect how?
Citron
You just gave us an idea!
Itaru
Exactly.
Part 2
Itaru
Director-san, do we have any red pens or paint?
Izumi
Red coloring materials…? Probably in the storage room.
But, doesn’t Kazunari-kun have any paints?
Itaru
Oh right, I’ll go ask him about it.
By the way, can you give me the go to use some pens from the storage room?
Izumi
All good.
Citron
Also, please let us use the light and smoke machine as well.
Izumi
Huh, smoke machine? Sure, but what for?
Citron
It is a secret!
Itaru
If Citron says so, then it’s a secret.
Citron
Itaru, let us go to the storage room right away!
Itaru
Omw.
Izumi
(What in the world are those two up to?)
Chikage
…
(I’m already in front of our room, but I have a feeling that something bad is gonna happen if I open it.)
(Now, what to do…)
(For now, I’ll have dinner first. Director-san must be preparing it right now.)
Citron
Chikage, what is up?
Chikage
Nah, nothing much really.
Citron
Just now, you have tried to run away!
Chikage
No way, I would never.
Citron
My eyes do not deceive me!
*Citron grabs Chikage, to his surprise*
Citron
Chikage, you have nowhere to run! I got you now!
Chikage
Wait…
*Chikage gets dragged by Citron*
Chikage
This is…
(A magic circle and smoke machine…? …My hunch was pretty much right on the nose.)
Itaru
“‘O infamous one who eats away at nations, answer my call of resurrection and come forth before me.”
Citron
“Halt, Wizard of the West!”
Itaru
“I summon you… Grosser Zatan!”
Citron
Stand over here, Chikage.
Chikage
You mean on this magic circle…?
Itaru
“The summoning is a success! Now the land will bow before me.”
Chikage
(I feel Chigasaki’s line of sight on me…)
(I see… I’ve been summoned by the Wizard of the West as the one to take over the nation.)
(Looks like I’ll have to go along with this…)
Part 3
Citron
“Aah… It is too late… The Wizard of the West has manifested upon us a being of undeniable evil.”
Itaru
“Grosser Zatan, from here on out, you will assist me in ruling this land for the taking.”
Chikage
No can do.
Citron
“Wizard of the West, and Grosser Zatan, you shall not torment this land and its people any longer!”
Chikage
(The illusion of free will. I got no choice.)
(Guess I’ll just go with these two’s etude and get it over with.)
Sigh…
“That is correct. I am who they call Grosser Zatan. Who dares summon me?”
Itaru
“It is I, yes. Lend me your strength, and we shall be the rulers of this nation.”
Citron
“Not as long as I am around! Grosser Zatan, return to the magic circle!”
Chikage
“I decide what I am to do with my power. I will not let mere wizards dictate my actions.”
“Wizard of the West, for my power, what do you offer me in return?”
Itaru
“Fuu… It appears that you won’t help out for free.”
“How interesting, that’s the Great Lord of Darkness Grosser Zatan for you.”
“Very well. In exchange for your power, I offer up my soul!”
Citron
“You’ll not only destroy the country, but yourself if you continue on with this!”
Itaru
“Would love nothing more.”
Citron
“Wizard of the West!”
Chikage
“Your soul, huh… not bad at all. I might consider this deal…”
Itaru
Ah…
Chikage
…?
Citron
Director!?
Chikage
Ahh, in the flesh. How long have you been here, Director-san?
Izumi
Umm, I’m sorry for interrupting! I thought you heard me knock.
Itaru
I didn’t notice at all…
Chikage
Don’t worry about it. I’m glad you came actually.
Izumi
Eh, how come?
Chikage
If Director-san hadn’t come, I probably would have stayed as a summoned entity for a while.
[ Option 1: Summoned…? ]
Izumi
Summoned…?
Chikage
Yup, I’m talking about this over here.
Director-san really is a savior, if it weren’t for you I would have destroyed the nation.
Izumi
I… I see…?
[ Option 2: I would have wanted to see more ]
Izumi
I would’ve wanted to see more.
Chikage
In the middle of this full-blown etude?
Izumi
I’m kind of edged to see whether Grosser Zatan will destroy the land or not.
Chikage
… Director-san, since what point were you watching from?
Izumi
Hehe, it’s a secret.
Chikage
A secret… Sigh.
Izumi
The etude looked like a lotta fun though!
Citron
It was a lot of fun!
Izumi
So this is what the red pens and smoke machine were for.
Itaru
Sets the mood, doesn’t it?
Izumi
The atmosphere is perfect!
I was shocked when I opened the door. I thought I just opened a portal a magical world…
Chikage
You’re not that far off.
Izumi
You know, Chikage-san pulls off such villainous roles so well. I should try talking Tsuzuru-kun into getting you in a role like that next time.
Itaru
He doesn’t even need to act.
Chikage
In exchange for giving you power, shall I wipe your face off this land?
Itaru
I’ll pass.
Citron
Join in on us, Director!
Itaru
Come on, let’s do it Director-san.
Izumi
Huh, me too!?
Chikage
Wait a second, you came here for something, right, Director-san?
Izumi
Ah, that’s right!
I finished preparing Chikage-san’s meal and I wondered what was up since you weren’t in sight.
That’s why I came to check up on you.
Chikage
Oh yeah, I asked you to warm it up.
I’ll go and have dinner then.
Izumi
But aren’t you in the middle of an etude?
Chikage
The food will get cold so that’s it for the etude for now. I can just have another etude with Chigasaki and Citron any other time, so it’ll be fine.
Itaru
Eh, weren’t we just getting started though?
Citron
Are we already finished with the etude!? It is too soon~!
Story Clear!
#a3#a3!#a3 translation#a3! translation#chikage utsuki#utsuki chikage#itaru chigasaki#chigasaki itaru#citron
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Okay, time for S4 Rayllum thoughts. And I’ll be honest, I’m gonna be a bit salty. So if you don’t like that, maybe sit this one out.
Just so we’re clear, I enjoyed S4. But there was one element that fell flat for me. And unfortunately, that was how Rayllum was handled.
I know a lot of fans really were happy to see Rayla back and interacting with the gang. They liked seeing the awkwardness between her and Callum, her efforts to get him to talk, his acceptance of her going after Viren in the end, and their final hug.
But here’s the thing that irked me - particularly regarding their initial reunion.
Rayla never apologized to Callum.
Sure, she said she’s happy to see him, and he looks good, and that she wants to talk. And when he’s sleeping, she talks about how she was so blinded by revenge that she missed out on the most important thing in her life.
But she never actually says the words, “I’m sorry.”
And that pissed me off.
At first I thought they were going to make it an intentional thing, like maybe it’s a Moonshadow elf thing to never show weakness.
But nope, she apologizes to Ezran a scene later.
Like girl, he’s not the one you need to apologize to!
I REALLY felt like they would have to sit down and talk and address it all, but they never did. We just got this awkward “Oh I’m mad at you but not actually that mad” from Callum, and “I’m just going to pretend I didn’t completely break your heart and push you into talking about it, even though I’m the one that’s got explaining to do” from Rayla.
And Callum didn’t even get that mad? Like I thought he would yell at her and cry and get mad, but he was just kinda cold. And not even that much.
I have to think that we’re going to get some sort of big feelings talk in S5, and I REALLY hope either she apologizes or he mentions the fact that she hadn’t. Because that needs to be addressed. She hurt him so much, and she’s being a little too cavalier about that. Like, she understands she messed up, but I don’t think she gets how fucked up what she did was.
And I really don’t like the take that’s been going around about how “Callum knows loving Rayla will hurt, but he’s going to love her anyway.” No. Stop. Love shouldn’t hurt this bad. Sure, you’ll have your issues you need to work through and hard times will happen. But Rayla needs to understand that her self-sacrificing tendencies DO hurt Callum. And it’s not good to be in a relationship where you’re constantly hurting another person through your actions. How is that fair to Callum?
My husband and I actually booed when Callum accepted Rayla going after Viren. He’s not the one who needs to learn a lesson here, and I don’t like how this season framed that. As though he’s the one who needs to work on forgiveness. Hard to do that when Rayla hasn’t even fucking apologized.
Phew. Ok, I’m done.
Like I said, I enjoyed so many things about this season. Rayllum was not one of those things.
I hope this is going somewhere or that they salvage this in S5.
And maybe I’ll work on a fix-it fic in the meantime.
#good thing Huntlow is my new comfort ship#cause Rayllum ain’t it right now#tdp s4 spoilers#rayllum#tdp critical#the dragon prince#the dragon prince spoilers#rayllum critical#I’m a bit salty
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Lotus and Vows - 1
Writer: Umeda Chitose
Season: Autumn
TL: verdantcrimson
(Unproofread)
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Kuro: Phew, we’re finally here. Are ya tired, little miss?
Souma: You’re sorry that I have to carry your luggage…? Fufu, worry not. To be of service to you, Anzu-dono, brings me great joy.
Keito: Sorry about that, I live in a temple on top of a mountain. I mean, climbing this long stone staircase is perfect for training your body, but...
Kuro: All three of us are pretty proud of our physical fitness, but it must’ve been hard for ya, right? We’ve been coming to visit now and then, so we’ve gotten pretty used to the trek.
Souma: Umu. That was back during the ‘Harouin Paati’, when we came to visit Hasumi-dono to consult him…
Keito: I was a little surprised that you two showed up all of a sudden back then.
Keito: Now that we’ve successfully finished working on the Halloween Party stage, I can look back and say that it was a good experience, struggles and all.
Kuro: I guess. Check it out, with the trees on the mountain turnin’ into all these bright colors, ya can really feel the seasons changin’.
Souma: The scenery is quite picturesque as well. The atmosphere is serene and comforting…♪
Keito: The temple is a fair distance from ES, so it’s the ideal spot to pass the time leisurely after performances.
Kuro: Come to think of it, little miss Anzu approached us just as we were makin’ plans to hang out.
Kuro: Now that the Halloween Party is done and dusted with, we were thinkin’ about spendin’ some time relaxin’ as a Unit before the SS began in earnest.
Souma: We had thought that we could relax and enjoy ourselves at his parent’s temple, and if perchance we wished to have a ‘ressun’, it would provide an ideal location. Hasumi-dono proposed the idea to us.
Keito: Then Anzu approached us…. The rest is history.
Keito: You said that you wanted to discuss my ‘Special Outfit’ whenever I felt comfortable, so I took the opportunity to invite you over as well.
Keito: Though truthfully, I asked you to accompany us in part, for our own convenience. Are you sure that this isn’t a bother?
Keito: … I see. It’s a relief that this doesn’t disrupt your schedule.
Keito: Well, we can’t make any progress by just standing around and talking about it. I’ll lead you to the temple nave. Anzu, both of you, follow me.
Keito: … Anzu, what’s the matter? Why are you looking around like that?
Keito: Ah, you’re asking about your luggage? You can leave it where you please, I don’t mind. This room is large enough that you can make use of the space in any way you’d like.
Keito: It isn’t like I can offer exceptional hospitality, but I would like you to relax and take it easy for once, since you're always busy and working
Keito: Of course, the I feel the same towards Kiryu and Kanzaki. I’ll bring you all some tea. Would you prefer it iced, or hot?
Kuro: ‘ppreciate the sentiment, but I don’t really feel like sittin’ down. My body’s gotten perfectly warmed up from climbin’ that stone stairway.
Souma: Umu, I feel the same. If Anzu-dono and Hasumi-dono do not mind, I’ll leave my suitcase here and go on a light stroll.
Souma: I thought I would enjoy a bit of ‘uokingu’ and admire the splendid autumn foliage.
Kuro: Oh, sounds sweet. Then I’ll join ya, Kanzaki. Let’s go visit the storeroom for a bit.
Keito: … Hm, I understand. You want to practice in the storeroom like usual? Then I’ll give you the key.
Kuro: Haha. It ain’t that far, so we’ll just turn around and head straight back as soon as we reach the storeroom. Right, Kanzaki?
Souma: Umu ♪ I shall bask in nature together with Kiryu-dono.
Kuro: Danna, little miss, see ya.
Keito: … You’re asking why I didn’t go for a stroll as well? I don’t particularly care to observe the scenery in the yard or the mountains behind the house, since I’ve admired it time and again since I was little.
Keito: Ah, no, if you’d like to have a look, then I’ll give you a tour at the very least.
Keito: There’s something you want me to see, not something you want to see?— Hm. So you’ve already put down some costume plans in this sketchbook.
Keito: … All these drawings with sticky notes between the pages, are these ideas for my costume?
Keito: I assumed you’d just have me choose from several options, but I’m surprised to see that you thought of a detailed design, including various alternative patterns and accessories.
Keito: I've always taken good care of you, and so you wanted to show me how much you’ve grown… Well, I don’t really think I’ve been able to help you nearly as much as you’ve helped me recently.
Keito: But still, you do respect and rely on me.
Keito: I’m always available for you to occasionally consult for advice. It might not feel easy, but you can call me whenever.
Keito: In regards to the designs, is it alright if I look over them now? I'm afraid you'll just have to sit idle in the meantime…
Keito: You’re asking if I’d like some tea? Hm… I wouldn’t mind some hot tea, but… Sorry for making you serve me, even though I invited you over to my house in the first place.
Keito: The kitchen is down the hallway, to the right. Feel free to use the teapot and tea leaves on the shelf.
Keito: In the meantime, I’ll repay your kindness by looking over these designs meticulously… ♪
[Later]
Keito: … Thank you, Anzu. I had a look through the design proposals.
Keito: Now, don’t look so worried. The thought of lecturing you hadn’t even crossed my mind, rather, I’m overflowing with praise.
Keito: Maybe it’s due to the fact that I’m the one that’s going to wear it, there were an abundance of Kimono-style designs.
Keito: I could discern from these design proposals that you tried your hardest to figure out how to make it feel like ‘me’.
Keito: Some of them felt inspired by the design of costumes I’ve worn in the past. They reminded me of Tsukimi Live and Daikagura, so it made me feel a little nostalgic.
Keito: And the ideas on this page, they were inspired by the Halloween performance from the other day, right?
Keito: Taking into consideration the fact that this is my ‘Special Outfit’, I felt that a Kimono would be best. I was also drawn to this idea because of the beautiful ornaments and accessories.
Keito: … Thank you for coming up with so many different ideas for me.
Keito: As I looked through each of your ideas, I could feel how much you’ve grown, and it deeply moved me.
Keito: You definitely aren’t the same person as the ‘you’ back in the days of the ‘Quarrel Festival’ that would think up unhinged plans. Something like the ‘Wasshoi festival’ or whatever, you’d never—
Keito: Oi, wait. Why are you looking at me like that. Don’t tell me you haven’t given up on the ‘Beat the Heat! Wasshoi something festival’?
Keito: …Just to be sure, I’ll check. You haven’t made any such designs for my ‘Special Outfit’…
Keito: Don’t be in such a hurry to deny it, it makes you look even more suspicious. If you haven’t actually proposed it as an idea, I won’t say anything.
Keito: Well, I’ll let you off the hook. The idea seemed to have crossed your mind…. But you managed to exercise self-control this time, so I’ll let it slide.
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Diabolik Lovers CHAOS LINEAGE ー Subaru [05]
ー The scene starts in the kitchen of the Violet Manor
*Cling*
Yui: I think we’ve pretty much done washing the dishes?
Azusa: Right...Now we just have to dry them...and put them away after draining the sink...
Laito: We can do that later, right? Phew, we’re finally done.
Kou: I feel as if I worked way harder than usual today.
Actually, we probably shouldn’t have asked Eve to help us with the dishes as well.
Yui: No. I wanted to help to show how happy today made me.
Thank you so much for organizing a welcome party for me.
Azusa: You’re welcome...
Yui: Ah, right. The little flower on my napkin ring was really cute too.
Azusa: Yeah. About that...Subaru-kun plucked that one.
Yui: Eh? Subaru-kun did!?
Laito: Exactly. I was shocked when he suddenly said ‘Here, put this on’.
Kou: He really doesn’t do that often. I can’t believe he’d go pick a flower just to please someone else.
Yui: I see...
( Does that mean he did it especially for me? That would make me really happy... )
Azusa: He didn’t...say anything about it but...I’m pretty sure...He’s worried about you, Eve...
Yui: I see. Thank you for telling you.
I’ll thank him later, okay?
( Perhaps he is looking out for me way more than I thought. )
( ...I can’t believe that alone is enough to make me this overjoyed. )
( I saw his current self as incredibly scary and cold. )
( But if he’s still the same person at his core, then I probably shouldn’t make such assumptions. )
( I have to stop always thinking about the past Subaru-kun and actually try to face the person who is here with me right now... )
Kou: ...ve, Eve~?
Yui: Ah, I’m sorry. Did you say something?
Kou: Ehー? You weren’t listening to me? Ouch.
Yui: I spaced out for a sec. My bad.
Laito: Oh well, it’s fine.
Anyway, to get back on track, since we held a welcome party for you, we can expect a little something in return, can’t we?
Yui: Eh...?
Kou: Everything in this world comes at a price, remember? You’re a little naive if you think that a simple ‘thank you’ will be sufficient.
Yui: Kou-kun, Laito-kun...
Kou: You got to indulge to your heart’s content, so now it’s your turn to satisfy us.
Laito: Nfu~ I’m sure your blood will be delicious after feeding you all that nutritious food.
Carla described your blood as foul-tasting.
But I suppose this must have improved it a little? ...It’s smelling great as well.
Yui: Don’t tell me the real reason why you held that party...
Kou: Like I said, it’s all about give-and-take.
Laito: Yup, exactly! You had fun too, didn’t you?
Yui: ( That party wasn’t to welcome me at all, but to make my blood more delicious... )
( I did suspect that they had some kind of ulterior motive because I’ve Eve. )
( But being told straight-up like this comes as a huge shock. )
*Rustle*
Laito: Well then, are you ready?
Kou: Time to dig in~
Yui: No...!
Azusa: Guys, you can’t...I know Carla said that we can suck her blood but...
I believe you should treat her with care...She seems scared...
Kou: Ehー? Are you going to get in our way, Azusa-kun?
Laito: But she’ll protest either way. I don’t think there’s anything we can do about that.
Yui: ( Azusa-kun distracted them...? )
( I might be able to make a run for it now. But where do I go? )
Azusa: Eve, I think you might be safe with Subaru...
Carla asked to see him, so he might be over at Carla’s room...
Yui: Y-Yeah. Thanks, Azusa-kun!
ー Yui runs away to the hallway
*Thud*
Yui: ( Subaru-kun...! I have to hurry over to Subaru-kun...! )
Subaru: ...
Yui: Ah! There he is, Subaru-kun! Please, help me...!
Subaru: ...God, whatcha makin’ a fuss for?
Yui: ...Haah...I’m sorry for catching you off guard...
Laito-kun and Kou-kun attempted to suck my blood while we were cleaning up...
So I figured you’d help me out...
Subaru: Wha!? Those fuckers...Anyway, let’s go to my room.
Yui: T-Thanks.
ー The scene shifts to Subaru’s room
Subaru: God, didn’t I tell you? Little late now to realize those two are out for your blood.
Yet you were over there grinning happily because of some stupid little welcome party.
You’re being way too carefree when it’s obvious they just want to abuse your kindness.
Yui: ...Yeah, I guess you might be right.
I did assume that I was only given a warm welcome because I’m Eve but...
Even so, I was happy to have a party held for me. It felt like I was being accepted into this house...
Subaru: ...
Yui: ...You put a lovely little flower as decoration on my napkin ring, didn’t you?
When I saw that, I truly felt cared for.
Subaru: Is that so?
Yui: I heard that you’re the one who picked that flower for me.
I was so happy when I realized you did that for me. Thank you.
Subaru: No need to thank me, really.
Yui: But, you know. I don’t want to get deceived again, so can I confirm just one thing?
You didn’t give me that flower just to win my trust, right?
Subaru: Hah? Why do you think that?
Yui: I mean, I just thought it was rare for you to do such a thing for someone.
So if it’s not too much trouble, could you tell me why you did it?
Subaru: ...Ah.
( Did he simply want to suck my blood? That would make me really sad... )
( Or perhaps he really does remember me somewhere in the back of his mind? )
Subaru: Well, you know...It’s not what you think!
Yui: Subaru-kun...?
Subaru: I wouldn’t pull cheap tricks like that just to get to suck your blood.
It’s never been my intention to deceive you. I guess you might not believe me when I say that though.
Selection
→ I believe you (♡)
Yui: That’s not true. I trust you on your word.
Subaru: Don’t you think you’re a little too nice for your own good? At least be a little suspicious.
Yui: ...I mean, it just doesn’t seem like you’re lying to me.
You’ve been in a bad mood this whole time because you were against the welcome party, right?
Did you realize that the others were trying to treat me to a nutritious feast to make my blood more delicious?
Subaru: ...No.
Yui: ( Judging by his reaction, he did... )
→ I want to believe you (🖤)
Yui: I do want to believe you.
Subaru: You want to, huh? In other words, you’re doubtful?
Yui: No! That’s not what I meant...
You’ve been in a bad mood for as far as I can remember...
Were you displeased by the welcome party because you knew that the others were only doing it to make my blood more delicious?
Subaru: ...Took you long enough to figure out, honestly.
Yui: ( Judging from his reaction, I’m sure that was the case... )
Yui: ...Thanks, Subaru-kun.
Subaru: I don’t think I did anythin’ you should thank me for?
Yui: Although it’s a shocker that the welcome party was but a facade to achieve their personal goals but...
I think that the flower you prepared for me wasn’t meant as some kind of scheme but just a genuine sign of you thinking about me...
Subaru: ...Che.
Don’t you think you’re lettin’ a trivial thing get to your head a lil’ too much?
Yui: You think so? But it truly made me happy.
Subaru: ...I sucked your blood against your will the other day too, remember?
I do...feel kinda bad about that.
Yui: Subaru-kun...
Subaru: I felt irritated back then after watching Carla suck your blood.
It’s not just Carla either. When I have to witness one of the other guys go after you or get their hands on you.
I just get really upset for some kind of inexplicable reason.
I’ve felt like that this whole time. I don’t know why exactly either, but it pisses me off when others touch you.
Yui: Subaru-kun, that’s...
Subaru: I know that I’m makin’ it hard on you.
Yui: ...You’re not.
I mean, that just shows that you care for me, no?
( Even though he shouldn’t remember that we’re a couple, I guess he still has some feelings for me left deep inside his heart? )
( That’d make me so happy. )
Subaru: Why do you look so glad?
I’m tryin’ to tell you it’s that kind of behavior which makes it so easy to target you!
*Rustle*
*Thud*
On certain CGs, little black roses will appear on the screen. If you click on them, you get an extra line of dialogue.
“See? You can’t fight back now that I’ve got you pinned down, can you? I honestly wouldn’t mind sucking your blood until you pass out.”
“...Che! How come this anger inside of me won’t go away!? I’m not supposed to give a damn ‘bout you...So why!?”
Yui: S-Subaru-kun...!
Subaru: Listen, you really need to be more careful. Don’t just let guys have their way with you.
Just like this...’cause you’re a human and a woman on top of that, you can’t just easily shake us off once we’ve got hold of you, see?
Yui: Ah...
( I can feel his breath on my neck...! )
Subaru: I could easily suck your blood if I wanted to.
That thought terrifies you, doesn’t it?
Yui: ...No, it doesn’t.
Subaru: Hah? What...are you sayin’...?
Yui: I’m not scared if it’s you.
Subaru: Wha...?
Listen, you! Do I need to actually bite you before you understand!?
Yui: I mean, I genuinely do not feel scared.
Subaru: ...Then I’ll teach you a lesson. You can experience first-hand how scary I am...Hah, nnh.
*Rustle*
Yui: Ah...
( His fangs are sinking into my throat...! He’s sucking out my blood... )
Subaru: ...Nn, phew...Nnh.
Yui: ( ...But it really isn’t scary. )
( At first, I only experienced fear being here in this place. )
( But even if he sucks my blood hard-handedly. )
( I feel as if deep down, he actually cares about me and treats me with kindness. )
Subaru: ...Nn, nkuh...Nnh...Haah. How’s that, huh? Learnt your lesson?
Yui: No, I’m not scared at all...
( If anything, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my heart, it’s enjoyable... )
( I guess I do love him after all... )
Hey, seems like I don’t mind having you suck my blood.
Subaru: Che...The fuck are you sayin’!? You really are a fool, aren’t you!?
You’re just givin’ in to your primal instincts ‘cause it feels good, no?
...So stop sayin’ that sorta stuff.
Yui: No, that’s not...
Subaru: ...Uu.
Yui: Eh? What’s wrong, Subaru-kun?
Subaru: Aah, no. ...It’s nothin’.
Yui: Really? But you’re clutching your head...You don’t look so good. Don’t push yourself, okay?
*Rustle*
Subaru: ...
Yui: ( I figured he’d pull away as I instinctively moved closer but... )
( Seems like he’s allowing it. He’s burying his face in my chest as if he wants me to dote on him. )
Monologue
Subaru-kun surrendered himself to me.
I was so happy,
because it felt as if he trusted me.
Even though this may only last a moment,
it was almost as if we were back to being a couple.
May he please regain his memories,
so we can restore our past relationshipーー
With said wish harbored inside my heart,
I wrapped my arms around him.
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
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A Cup of Tea and Paracetamol pt 4/4
The final installment is done! Phew, thanks for sticking with me, I know this was a long story and idk how people feel about that. This last part is pretty much just sneeze p0rn lmao, so I hope you guys like it. Let me know if there are any scenarios/story ideas you’d like to see with these two next, because I don’t have any WIPs currently!
A prewarning, this is of course not beta’d or reread because I am a full dunce and I shit out snz and then run away.
Love you all, enjoy
“Listen,” Elijah rasped the next morning, as he and Greyson waited for their cab to approach the hotel, “I’m gonna need you to pull it together.”
“Lij, I – HGDSTHH-oo! Hnn-NGSTSH-uhh! Huh…”
“See, this is what I’m talking -”
“HUHHHESTCHH-ue!”
“-about.” Elijah coughed into his elbow, while Greyson fished a paper-thin hotel tissue out of his pocket and blew his nose. They made quite the pair, really. Greyson grimaced and tossed the tissue into a waiting trashcan before turning to his boss and clearing his throat.
“Lij,” Greyson said, his voice sticky and congested. “I dond’t thindk I’mb gonna mbake it.” He swallowed back a cough as the cab rolled up to the valet. “Whend I’mb gone, tell mby staff I loved – HRFFSHH! GTSHH-ue! HRSSHHH-oo! God-fucking-dammit.”
“Remember when I said pull it together?” Elijah asked, his voice once again cutting out completely. He yanked the cab door open, pulled a mask out of his back pocket, and mouthed “Pull. It. Together.”
Greyson sucked in through his nose futilely, then cleared his throat again as he pulled up his own mask and lowered himself into the car next to his boss. “Hi there,” he said, actively avoiding any m’s or n’s. “Airport, please.”
The driver grunted in understanding and set off through the early-morning traffic. Greyson gave Elijah a thumbs up as if to say Pulled it together pretty well, huh? Elijah rolled his eyes in response and collapsed over his own lap to cough as quietly as he could.
“Need some water?” the driver asked, producing a small bottle from a chest on the passenger’s seat. Elijah shook his head in Greyson’s direction.
“He’s good.” Greyson said, rubbing his nose behind the mask. He wondered silently how much longer the ride was going to be; it had felt like a short drive on the way in, but that may have had something to do with the fact that he didn’t have the constant feeling of needing to sneeze on the way in.
Sometime between the end of the event yesterday afternoon and when he’d gone to bed around midnight, Greyson’s body had suddenly decided that it was going to cut the bullshit and start sneezing like it was his job. Greyson assumed it had been sometime after his fourth drink; that’s when things started getting hazy, anyway. He’d woken up this morning with sinuses packed, a throbbing head, and a note on his arm that read, Call me when that cold’s cleared up -Alex with what he assumed was a London phone number scrawled beneath it. Alex’s face, location, and gender were, at this point, a toss-up.
“Huhh…” Greyson’s breath hitched audibly then, and Elijah sat up suddenly and shook his head. Greyson understood his meaning; between their matching pallor and Elijah’s coughing, he was sure they were already on thin ice with this driver. No need to cause a scene and get them kicked out of the cab. Greyson pawed at his nose again and held his breath – to no avail.
“HXTSH-uhh!” Greyson attempted to hold the sneeze back, but his body clearly had other plans. He gave Elijah a watery, apologetic look before collapsing into a fit of sneezes, directed into his elbow. “HFSHH-uh! Huh...hehh...HGSTHH-ue! HRSSHH! NGTSHH! HUHESSTCHOO! Fuck mbe,” Greyson grumbled into his elbow.
“Is everything alright back there?” the driver asked, tentatively. Elijah cleared his throat as best he could to take over the speaking role.
“We’re okay,” he managed, his voice barely above a whisper. “Just a cold.”
“Hell of a cold,” the driver grumbled, pulling up to the airport gate. “Need help with your things?”
“We’re okay,” Greyson said, throwing the door open the moment the car came to a stop. “Thangks.” He handed the driver a wad of cash – far more than they owed, to make up for the disinfecting this guy was going to have to do – and dragged Elijah out of the car. They quickly collected their bags from the trunk and made their way into the airport.
“Did I or did I not tell you to pull it together?” Elijah asked, voice cracking. Greyson gave his boss the dirtiest look he could muster while they got in line for their boarding passes.
“That was mbe pulling it together,” he said, sniffling behind the mask. “Trust mbe, you dond’t wandt to see mbe letting loose.”
They made it through ticketing and security with little incident, and once they found their gate, Greyson declared, “Great, it exists. Let’s go get drungk.”
The two ill men plopped themselves down at a corner table in the darkest airport bar they could find. Once drinks were ordered, they ripped off their masks and stared at one another, dead-eyed. Elijah was the first to break the silence.
“Huh-GTSHH-ue!” he sneezed into his elbow, which propelled him into a fit of coughing. Greyson sucked in through his nose, and let out an irritated cough in sympathy.
“Is that what I have to look forward to ndext?” he asked, nodding at the server when a beer was placed in front of him. Elijah rolled his eyes and shot his whiskey before giving Greyson the middle finger.
“Yeah, enjoy,” he rasped, pulling a hand down his face in misery. Greyson chuckled darkly and sucked down the beer in a few gulps, then raised a hand toward the bar to get the server’s attention.
“Keep ’emb combing,” he called out.
“Alcohol’s only going to make it worse,” Elijah rasped. Greyson laughed in earnest this time.
“You think it could get worse?” he asked, and Elijah returned the laugh.
“Fair enough,” he said. He quietly thanked the server who brought their second round, and lifted his rocks glass. “You know what would really hit the spot right now?”
“A lobotomy?” Greyson guessed.
“Some nyquil.”
Greyson nearly moaned at the thought of it. “Dond’t even say its precious name,” he said, sucking down the second beer. He placed the half-empty glass back down on the table when his breath began to hitch once again. “HGSTHH-uhhh. NGXTSHH-nn! HXTSHH! HTSH!”
“Will you just sneeze like a normal person and get it over with?” Elijah asked, downing the remainder of his drink. “Holding them in just makes it worse.”
“You’re such an expert ind how I’mb mbaking it worse, and yet you dond’t seem to be doing mbuch better thand mbe,” Greyson said, blowing his nose quietly. “So I don’t think I’ll be taking my advice from you, thangks.”
Elijah shrugged. “Fair enough,” he whispered, turning to signal for the check.
“Hey, I wandted another,” Greyson said, coughing into his sleeve. Elijah raised an eyebrow.
“I think you’re good,” he said pointedly. Greyson grumbled while Elijah produced a credit card and signed the check. “I’ll make it up to you,” he told the chef, pushing his chair backand gathering their things.
“Mmmb, how’re you gonna do that?” Greyson asked, pressing his palm into an aching eyeball. Elijah shrugged.
“I was thinking maybe a cup of tea?” he said, attempting a British accent with his mangled voice. “Perhaps a paracetamol?”
Greyson couldn’t help but laugh. “Oh, fuck off, Lij.” Elijah laughed, too.
“Let’s get this flight over with,” Elijah whispered. “And, Grey?”
“Y – HFSHHH-uhh! Fuggck. Snf. Yeah?” Greyson asked, his eyes watering. Elijah attempted a smile.
“Let’s go ahead and keep the restaurant closed this weekend.”
Greyson coughed out a laugh. “Ndow,” he said, “you’re speaking my language.”
#do i love this ending? nope!#but it's as good as i'm gonna be able to do lmao#original character#male snz#cold#snz fic#sickfic#coldfic#whiskeyswriting#oc sickfic#snz#snzfic
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JK ain’t gay expose
*Disclaimer: If you don’t have a sense of humour don’t bother reading this post.
Part 2 of part 3 of our JK ain’t gay expose.
In which we’ll disclose super secret transcripts of secret recordings that don’t exist that have come our way from our super secret agent who’s true identity we canine (typo intended) divulge at this point in time (wham BAM thank you mam).
Just a random pic. Nothing to do with our secret agent. Not at all. Ignore it.
IGNORE IT.
The recordings were made sometime before JM’s birthday, early October 2022, exact date unknown to us, as we are still experiencing difficulties with our translator from and to doggie (god, get your minds out of the gutter - doggie language not style).
These recordings we don’t have, god, they are damning.
A conversation that never ever happened between our manliest macho macho man JK and his buddy and protector of his secret relationship with his long term girlfriend, now turned fiancé and mother of his future child (you know - the one from the restaurant).
This transcript which is not at all a figment of my imagination (or is it?) will finally prove to what lengths these two would go to hide JK’s gf from us, their most trustworthy fandom, those who love them oh so much, those who know them the most in the world, those who listen to what they say. My god, the violation of our trust in them.
I tell you, after reading this transcript I AM SHOOK.
Here we go people, get ready to have your minds blown:
JK: Jyaman, my man, how did your recording go today?
JM: Yeah, not too bad. Been working round the clock.
JK: So, dude, you know I don’t do small talk, I’ll get right to it. I need a HUGE favour from you Jyaman, my Jyaman, my mate, my everything, but you know, ew, not EVERYTHING.
JM: What is it Jungkookie? What do you need me to do? You know I’ll always be there for you. You are my everything too, well not EVERYTHING, you know not EVERYTHING, although you do remember that time with the purple ribbon...ahm, yeah...
JK: (Throat clearing) Things with yyyy are getting serious, but you already know that, right? You literally helped me choose the engagement ring together, dah. Anyways, ma man, things are getting tricky for me. Too many people are saying you and I are not a thing anymore.
You know, our fanservice thing we used to do to protect Tae and my loving relationship.
Wait, no, I’m getting muddled up, I’ve been reading too much TKK content. Man, those fanfics are something else. Actually, you don’t even need to go to the fanfics, read the posts they are a whole fanfic of their own. Got me believing them too, shit.
JM: My macho macho man JK, well, not MINE per say, but someone’s...
I digress...how could you even JK? We were doing it to protect our girlfriends, man. Maybe you should take a break from SM, eh?
JK: Bro, good idea. I think I need to delete my whole IG account. Wait, I’ve already done that.
JM: Babe, oops, I mean manly man JK, don’t worry about it. What was it you wanted from me?
JK: I’m planning a trip to Jeju and going to propose to yyyy. But you know how we don’t have any kind of privacy now days. I’m worried we’ll be seen and everyone will find out we’re together.
You know the lengths we went to with the hickey, right? We can’t let this fall apart now!!!
JM: Look man, I helped you with the hickey, just like you helped me during RB. God forbid someone would have seen that lipstick mark on my ear. That was such a good catch dude. I have to thank you again for sucking it off my ear. Phew.
JK: So, my close but not too close friend, I need your help once again. A pre-emptive strike this time, if you wish.
JM: Whatever you need you sexy but clearly heterosexual man of all men...(gulp clearly heard).
JK: So, I was thinking... your birthday is coming up followed by our Busan concert. And I want to get the tongues wagging again, about us, you know, like maybe we’re doing IT?
Better they think I’m queer than in a relationship with a woman, right?
JM: Yeah, for sure.
JK: Three steps to my plan: I’m going to post for your birthday this year. Yeah. And I’m going to make it all sexy and stuff, get them all riled up, the fans, you know, but it’s for you...
JM: A-ha, ok. So step one thirst trap. Got it. Yeah, that’s ok, xxxx won’t mind, she’s already used to it...
JK: Great. We’re so lucky we have such understanding girlfriends. Although yyyy did tell me she once sent and ask to Reddit about us. Seems she was a little unsure about what was going on between us. Lol, as if... (clearing throat again).
JM: A-ha. Yes yes. Right.
JK: Next step will be in the live after the concert. I’ll make a comment about a fan asking me to marry them, and you’ll act all jealous and stuff.
JM: Yeah, whatever. Probably won’t take much acting on my part, wait what? Did I say that out loud?
JK: Ahm...yeah?
...and maybe something else, I haven’t decided yet, I’ll surprise you during the live, but something to get their tongues wagging about us. I have to protect my heterosexual relationship you know.
What would people say if they found out I have a girlfriend. Better they think we’re a couple, right?
JM: Oh JK, my most masculine of masculine men that I know and want.
Did I just say that out loud again? Fuck. Anyways bro, yeah, no probs. We need to protect you. Poor Tae. If only we would have helped him before those photos leaked...
JK: Yeah, a couple of selfies with him would have overshadowed those pics in a second.
Oh the shame he has to live with now.
People knowing he’s with one of the prettiest gals in our industry. He’s absolutely devastated by it.
JM: Ma man, Ma JK, I gotta go now, but no worries, I’ll ride your plan, and anything else you want me to..(giggling heard)
...your bike...god, get out of that dirty mind of yours.
Anyways, I guess I’ll see you in Busan, yeah? As we are now not really on speaking terms anymore and are clearly distant.
SM says it, so it must be true...
JK: True that.
So here’s to not seeing you like ever again, unless we need to work together, ugh.
Have to listen to our fans, they know best.
JM: Bye Bammie, guess I won’t be seeing you, like ever again...
Wait, I’m not seeing you now either, cause fans say I’m never at JK’s, so...is this in my imagination?
Narrator: probably. It’s definitely in mine.
And there you have it people.
Cut and dry evidence.
Court is out.
Clearly you now KNOW that JK WAS on Jeju with yyyy, his gf and by now fiancé (our non existent secret agent has notified us that yyyy, the bitch, accepted, fuck her).
#continuing with being sick of this shit already#every second day we have a new story about JK seen with a woman#He can't even look in a woman's direction#talk to a woman#sit in the vicinity of a woman#let alone touch one#and not be claimed to be having it on with her#once again facts are twisted into narratives that have nothing to do with the actual truth#and who cares#right?#as long as all roads#as twisted as they are#lead to a straight JK
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Hi ! I read your blog and really admire your observation skills. I want to bring your attention to some things I personally observed
1) During JK's live where he listened to letter. So he was playing songs from YT, right? And he searched up "지민"(Jimin) in the searchbar and scrolled down on recommended searches ("Jimin- jaman- jimin") till he found " 지민 pyeonji" or " 지민 편지" which weverse translated to dear.ARMY. Now if you search "지민 편지" on YT, the 3rd video that pops up is the FMV made by elisssa which is a beautiful Jikook compilation with thumbnail of Jimin piggybacking on Jungkook after a show. When he scrolled down, he saw the thumbnail and smiled at 0:10. (https://youtu.be/OM2EH_VKxW4?si=_mbBZqLzVxdztL7Z). I am absolutely sure this was the reason for his smile. Finally, the video he ended up playing was the lyric video that shows up 2nd for the search. He didn't play the Dear.army live clip as many claim. I know this because I pay attention to music and the one he listened to didn't have acoustic instrumentals like in the live clip. He reacted to the original song.
So my conclusions are:
Jungkook now knows that there are jikook FMV/compilations to letter with above 500k views. And his reaction was just a cute smile. Infact i have never seen jm and jk mind their ship or mentions of the ship.
He didn't play the live clip for whatever reason but maybe because it was too much for him to watch the live version? especially after crying about army's songs? He was in an emotional state after all.
Phew..
2) The JK bday post made by JM on Instagram. I'll just say it- Jimin's pants are sketched. Badly. With a phone editor. While JK's pants/trousers are clearly visible with cloth texture and everything, Jimin's are just plain dark , 2D, with a wobbly waistband. Lol. Even if you change image settings, nothing changes. As someone with decent amount of photo editing knowledge, i am 100% sure of this. Reminds me of the jkk selfie from that exhibition where Jimin's black shirt was clearly sketched. So what do we do with this info? Lol. Maybe jm was in underwear. Yes.
I will never say with 100% confidence that jikook are absolutely dating but their bond is definitely for the history books. Have a good day/night.
Hello dear. Thank you for passing by my blog leaving such an interesting ask and also the little compliment you made me, I appreciate it so much. I have been looking in detail at the things you’ve pointed out and my observations about them are the following:
1) The video search. I have to say that I’ve search “지민 편지” from different accounts and the video edit you said doesn’t appeared in the first ones. Maybe it’s because now there’re trendier ones but you have to scroll down to see that specific video. It’s possible that Jungkook saw it that day or maybe he saw something else that made him smile like that. Maybe he was just smiling at Jimin in the thumbnails of almost all of the videos or he was remembering a fond moment. Whatever it was I’m sure it was Jimin related and was a really sweet gesture. You can see the man melting looking at him in the screen.
About Jungkook having knowledge of this kind of content I think we can be sure that he knows about it pretty well. I mean he watched a video of bts teasing Jimin, is obvious that he has been watching compilations in YouTube and is almost impossible to not cross by to one of this type. The same goes in twitter, Instagram and tiktok. The boys must know everything we’re into as a fandom so I wouldn’t be surprise if they had searched for fanarts and other stuff before. Jimin and Jungkook don’t seem bothered by fans shipping them together in general, at least they haven’t expressed themselves like Tae has done with taekookers so probably they are okey with it. Although I have to say that I feel like Jimin is trying to keep it low this year and doesn’t want to talk about Jk that much and the things that they have going on for some reason. Maybe it’s because the military service is approaching, maybe is because of the breaking into his apartment and his private life… I can not tell the motives behind this decision but I think is pretty obvious that he has been protecting his private life with more tenacity than before, and that includes Jungkook, and that decision alone speaks volumes.
2) The birthday photo. I have to say that I didn’t notice this and is pretty interesting!! You have an amazing eye for the detail anon!!! I’m not sure if only the top part of the pants are drawn or the whole thing. Maybe he was trying to hide his underwear showing or he was plainly in something more compromising. Maybe we’ll see the behind the scenes of this photo in the program that Jikook has recorded, who knows. Whatever it is I’m sure Jimin is comfortable enough to be just in underwear in front of Jungkook, I mean, we know that he usually goes naked at home and this guys have been living together for half their lives. And if we want to be more delusional, we know that in their Tokio trip the bathroom of their room had a huge window. So, yeah, no privacy whatsoever for Jikook.
On the other hand, being more objective, what makes me think that maybe he was just on his swimming trunks and there’s no reason to panic is because obviously there was other people with them, somebody else took the photo for them so probably the staff was there too, I don’t think they would be in underwear or something “compromising” if other people were around.
Although my answer wasn’t maybe what you were waiting for Anon I hope you continue to send me this type of asks because I enjoy them so much. I love to look into the details and try to put everything coherently together. Jimin and Jungkook have an unique and wonderful bond in which we don’t need to exaggerate or create things in order to find something extraordinary between them.
See you next time!
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So, wanted to get some hiatus rec lists going and encourage some self promo in my friends so how about sharing your top fics no matter how big or small - give us the links to your wonderful words with the Most hits/Most kudos/Most comments/Most bookmarks/Most words/Least words.
I have so much to play with, just on AO3 I’m up to 984k words wtf.
Most hits: Of Wardens and Pariahs, the joint AU fic for my Trinne Amell and errantgoat‘s Harvey Cousland running DA:O. It is... 46 chapters long so far(done Circle Tower and Redcliffe round 1, so... about halfway? phew) I’ve been working on this sucker for a long time. Twelve years, I think? Maybe thirteen? Between it taking a couple weeks to write/edit each chapter and doing other writing in between it’s slow going. But I still love it and our kids and there’s some stuff upcoming I am so looking forward to writing and inflicting on sharing with people >;3
Most kudos: Unspoken (Endrali/Arcann, SWtOR) is the champ that finally unseated Third Time’s the Charm(Tavi/Aloth, Pillars of Eternity) by two whole kudos, assuming they cleared out all the bot kudos from when that was a problem, bc my Ardrali fics got hit hard by that one. (seems to match with the typical hits/kudos ratio tho)
Most comment threads: Technically Of Wardens and Pariahs again, but second place is Moorings Lost & Found(Emiri & Aloth & Edér), my Pillars of Eternity minibang fic and that one’s near and dear to my heart like you wouldn’t believe, so we’re gonna give it some love, too. (Emiri and Aloth’s friendship means so much to me, y’all.) Tl;dr-- 9 chapters of Aloth and Edér rescuing Emiri after the slavers she’d escaped recaptured her. Well, they threatened to kill Aloth to get her to surrender to them. And then stabbed him anyway. She might spend 3/4 of the fic thinking he’s probably dead. I got to really explore Emiri’s character and her friendship with Aloth especially but also Edér in this, and I got to write Aloth being a badass and give a platonic slant to a lot of usually-romantic tropes, so it was great fun. (My beloved Aloth icon comes from a goofy bonus comic my artist partner made. Part of why I can’t let it go. Good memories <3 Also skeptical Aloth is great)
Most bookmarks: Eventually(Keme/Jorgan, SWtOR) Reunion fic for my Cathar babe and her husband, set mid- and post- KotFE ch 11. People have fabulous taste; I am very proud of and attached to this one. Partially bc I wrote it immediately after writing 6k of Jorgan denying processing her “death” while she was in carbonite, so it was basically the happy ending that wasn’t included in Never Give Up. But there’s established relationship fluff. And banter. And I just plain ol’ love Aric Jorgan, so all my stuff for him and Keme is a piece I love for one reason or another xD him
Most words: Of Wardens and Pariah(213,183 so far) Shocker(/sarc), with how long running it is and how much I’m trying to cover with it. XD
Fewest words: A Good Story(422) Varric musing about his own words biting him in the ass (”It’s not a good story unless the hero dies” :)))) ) as he gets ready to write Sebastian and tell him about Astrid (Hawke) staying to fight the Nightmare in HLtA bc I’m a terrible person. (tho that new Mallory & Mason thing I wrote is 360, I just haven’t posted it over on AO3 yet)
#tagged#queens fic#LOOK i know i say ''i'm proud of X fic'' or ''i really love Y'' a LOT but i AM and i DO#i love and am proud of 98% of my writing#and that 2% is stuff where the way i visualized it was a bit above my current skill level so it dodn't come out as good as i wanted#but it's still a solid fic#(ps if unspoken really did genuinely surpass tttc i'm SO PROUD of my blueberry#taviloth's had that on lock for like eight years#but it's seriously like 92 vs 90 kudos so they're still close)
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okay phew I have worked steadily from 7:45-2 and have gotten… well… not a lot of concrete stuff done BUT a lot of important big-picture thinking and planning for the year. here’s what I have done:
I gave C final feedback on our flyers
I spent hours synthesizing notes from a zillion faculty meetings and really thinking about what big-picture infrastructure needs seem to be emerging here. I also started to sort those needs into different tiers/levels—like what are the easy wins my team can achieve this year that will make people’s lives a little better vs. what are the bigger projects that are going to require partnering with lots of different people/groups and will take longer but are really important vs. what are the huge institutional or culture-level structural issues that are going to take many years to address (and are totally unlike any problems I’ve tackled in the past!!!) but could have massive positive impact if we can make even a little progress towards them. then within the tiers I’m trying to organize things further like what is most urgent or what’s a heavier vs. easier lift + who can I lean on to help me figure out various things. this is a work in progress obv but I feel like my role is finally starting to come into focus for me in a way that is REALLY exciting. I love the work so much!!!!!! I am so excited to be doing it!!!!!!!!! I can still feel my inexperience and I know I have a ton to learn about how these massive projects unfold in this institutional context… but also I am starting to see I could be quite good at it if I’m really putting in the time and building the relationships and learning the work inside and out. I’m excited!!!!!
I broke the seal on a task I’ve been delaying because it makes me nervous (emailing people to ask if they’ll serve on my steering committee). I started with the nicest people so hopefully I get some yeses before I move onto the people who might be a harder sell
I emailed a bunch of people that other people connected me with so I can start scheduling my next big wave of meetings
okay okay. NOW WHAT. I had hoped to finish the website and the getting-started guide but those might get shunted to friday now. or hmm let’s see I might go into work really early tomorrow and try to get in a couple hours of sustained work before I lose the entire day to welcome week events. here’s what I think I’ll do now:
2-2:15 brief scroll break then get dressed
2:15-3:30 pick up paint + do ON, EL returns
swatch paint then shower & eat a late lunch
look at the website draft one more time and decide if there are any pieces I can delegate to my PM—I think I’ve done enough of the heavy lifting that I can pass it on to someone else to finish without feeling guilty
MAYBE look at the research guide but I have a feeling I won’t want to lol so I absolve myself of having to do that. if I WANTED I could send one more steering committee invite but tbd
then liz is coming over and we’re going to make dinner and hang out!!!
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Siiiiiggh the brainrot is melting my mind so take this yapfic of my SC oc meeting the critters (PART 1)
(Ps, this is self indulgent so there’s not gonna be a lot of context LMFAO)
Also my oc doesn’t appear…. Yet.
It was a cold fall night, the critters had decided to go to a new science museum. There was a special exhibit called “The Lightbulb Land” that supposedly showed the “fun and exciting” properties of light.
“This is going to be great!” Bubba squealed, clutching his lightbulb pendant.
“A museum has you screaming like a girl… no way…” Kickin expressed his concern.
“Let him!” Bobby squeezed Kickin’s wing as a warning.
“Alright!” He quickly jerked back, then gently rubbed his wing.
“Um… are we done?” Dogday motioned to the two of them with a concerned look on his face. They nodded in a synchronized manner, prompting Dogday to go back to his relaxed, yet excited stature.
“Ok, now let me just…” Dogday began to do multiple consecutive headcount’s. His digital pad flew around quickly, before stopping.
“Phew… everyone’s here.” Dogday sighed, before motioning for everyone to follow him.
“We’re officially on the road…-path? Whatever!” Dogday announced.
The walk was actually quite nice. The critters finally got to go somewhere different, it was a welcome change. The gentle cool breeze that occasionally brushed on them, the earthy wet smell that came with the outdoors, and the quiet sounds of crickets were a new aesthetic to them.
Crafty had taken a sketchbook with her, and was quietly sketching out the scenery, right behind her, Hoppy and Picky were playing a game of “I Spy.”
“I spy with my little eye… something cyan!” Hoppy whispered.
“Crafty, obviously.” Picky replied.
“How’d you know?” Hoppy questioned.
Picky tilted her head, eyebrows raised. She got out a bag of pretzels and handed some to her.
“Let’s leave the intelligence thing to Bubba.”
“Buh-“ Hoppy crunched on the pretzels while speaking, Picky quickly closed her mouth for her.
“Don’t eat with your mouth open! It’s gross.”
Crafty, in front of them was quietly snickering, hearing their interactions. She drew a picture of what she imagined happening, an angry, pretzel-filled green rabbit, and a sarcastic pink pig arguing. She covered her mouth to stop her laughter from escaping and shook her head.
Dogday had a silent smile on his face. To see everyone bonding outside made his heart flutter, however a strange feeling of something being missing fell upon him.
“Your tails wagging, what has got you so happy?” Bubba asked in a inquisitive tone.
Dogday was caught off guard. “I’m just really happy about this new experience!”
Bubba gently blew his trunk as they continued walking.
After a while, they spotted bright lights illuminating a building. It was a wondrous sight for them.
“The museum!” Bubba shouted with glee.
Kickin looked at Hoppy with a mysterious grin. He lightly smacked the back of her head.
“You’re too slow!” He yelled as he began running towards the building.
“Get back here!” She screamed as she bolted towards the yellow chick.
The two were actually quite fast. The rest of the critter had to dodge the two.
“I- welp…” Dogday mumbled.
“We’re here!”
They marveled at the giant building, dwarfing them in size. The lights coming off were a beautiful sight. The carved brick walls look intricate, with many Roman-like designs. There was a flag on the top of the building, showing a lightbulb drawing.
“Ooooooooooh!” They all vocalized in unison. Their eyes lit up like stars. They entered through the large doors, and saw the lobby. There was a neon map, along with foldable paper versions that helped navigate the museum.
“So, let’s all stick togeth-“
“Race you!” Kickin interrupted Dogday as he, and Hoppy began running away.
“Slow down, you’re going to get yourselves hurt!” Bobby chased after them.
“Uh… well I’m going to the lightbulb exhibit.” Bubba announced.
“Oh, me too!” Crafty added.
“Well, since you guys are going, I’m coming as well!” Picky also added.
The group walked towards the exhibit, while talking to each other.
“Oh well…. That makes just me…” Dogday sulked. His plan wasn’t really going to fruition. He woefully got a paper map, and looked to see what he could do.
“Let’s see…. Lightbulbs… biology…. Sleep exhibit- sleep?” That word rung a bell in his head. He suddenly got a flashback to his headcount, as he remembered he counted eight heads, but he only heard seven voices. He recounted in his head.
“Where’s Catnap?”
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Ok today was sorta crazy, so I’m gonna do a non spoiler recap, just so we have it all there and can look back and say - ahh those were the days - like the old people we truly are.
Ok so 18.11, also know as final day of shooting on season 3(series?) of Ted Lasso.
Nick Mohammed: opens an instagram account, tweets a link to his account with a spoiler-y pic(dm me if you haven’t yet). Deletes after 10ish minutes.
A few hours later, he posts again, this time on Twitter, uploading this image
Which was also deleted after 10 minutes. He later uploaded a Tom Holland pic, correctly identifying the spoiler king of the MCU.
Jeremy Swift: uploaded a story on instagram this morning about it being the last day on TL set, brought his daughter
Much(!!!) later uploaded a very spoiler-y vid of him wrapping and the cast cheering him on. The vid was deleted not too long later(if u haven’t seen and want to, find me on twt).
Jeremy’s twt account has since been deactivated and the ig post been taken down 😶😶
(Give us a sign if you need help)
Somewhere in between, both Kola and Paul(production and design I think) posted these
Both were deleted shortly after.
Brendan Hunt: has not actually posted spoilers but he did comment on Nick’s TH reference with a ‘guess you’re fired’, while setting everything on fire a couple hours earlier with this tweet
And now, as we’re about to finally go to sleep, we got this gem on instagram (if you’re anti spoilers, don’t look too close at the cards)
Last I checked it was still there.
So there’s that.
Ps 1
O and H apparently broke up so that’s also something that’s happened
Ps 2
It seems like the actors might’ve gotten costum made funky pops as a gift for wrapping the show which is really cute
Phew. I’m tired as if I’ve done something but refresh my social media apps today
#ted lasso#jason sudeikis#nick mohammed#brendan hunt#jeremy swift#please release Jeremy apple!!#November 18th was a wild day#and this whole week was a wild fucking week#who knows what tmrw may bring
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