I made pasta from scratch tonight, and served it with four cheese pasta sauce and chorizo crumbles, and a side of cheesy garlic bread! I’m finally getting the hang of using my pasta roller and cutter! Does someone volunteer to come roll me off of my couch down to my bed now? I’m too full to move.
"Ohh-ho-kay, that's wonderful! Now! Are you going to spin again, or are you going to keep the same hobbies you won in your last two turns: [learning to play the harmonica] and [playing video games that were made 25 years ago]?
"I'm gunna keep on honking that harp and mashing those d-pads, thanks Mr Gameshow Host!"
SECOND I MADE. NOODLES. WITH MY FUCKING HANDS. THIS IS WHAT THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS ABOUT ITS ABOUT MAKING BREAD AND SOUP AND NOODLES AND *ENJOYING THEM*
every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"