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inkskinned · 7 months

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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

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astrobei · 8 months

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i think it’s so fucked up that after you buy groceries you end up eating all the groceries so you have to buy more and then you eat that too and then you have to keep buying groceries until you DIE

#i am buying VEGETABLES and PLAIN PASTA why is it costing me SO MUCH #THERE ARE ZERO NOVELTY ITEMS IN MY BASKET.#ZEROOOO #NO TREATS! NO FUN LITTLE SNACKS #LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM #AND IM SHELLING OUT FOR IT #and i’ll have to keep shelling out until i’m DEAD!!!!!!!#i miss when my parents would pay for this #i took that for granted fr .#/astro posts

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izikyu · 9 months

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I LOVE ALIENS!!!!!!!!

I need to be sedated

again its @maudiemoods au BFHEJIWHDH the brainrot is REAL

#iz art tag #beings made of stardust #beings made of stardust au #those poor aliens are gonna STRUGGLE to keep my ass alive with those food bars #ah shit i forgot to ask them for space butter who tf eats plain pasta #iz art

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8-dermestid · 2 months

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he's gonna jeff the kill us all

#creepypasta #mecreepy #creepypasta fandom #jeff the killer #creepypasta fanart #crp #creepypasta jeff the killer #jeff the killer creepypasta #creepypasta art #creepy pasta #i am wild and free like a norwegian horse in the plains #crp fanart #crp fandom #jeff the killer fanart #jeffery woods

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columboscreens · 1 year

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#columbo #season 3 #publish or perish #columbo at the cheesecake factory which overpriced 3000 calorie pasta dish will he order #sorry to bother you sir but. do you think the chef could take some plain ol spaghetti and put some. uh. chili on top #columbo inadvertently inventing skyline chili

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cozy-cinnamon-roll · 1 month

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hate hate hate when my body decides to signal "I'm hungry" via nausea.

#cozy irl #off-topic #and I just finished my last sleeve of saltines this morning #please don't make me drive all the way to the store just for saltines #please just let me eat my plain pasta and applesauce in peace #vent

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forestgreenlesbian · 17 days

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thank you for the birthday wishes <3

#unfortunately my dad got sick and then i started feeling sick & i can't tell if it's psychological or not but i had to cancel my plan. to go #and eat ungodly amouns of vegan pasta :( instead i am eating plain crackers and ginger ale in bed lol :(#whatever we persist etc birthdays are weird

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deviantartidentitydisorder · 3 months

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hey, look, i feel terrible for posting this, but would anyone be willing to send me like 6$ or so so i can buy a can of spam to make with my rice? my ebt benifits got revoked a month and a half ago and i haven't been able to buy food, and even before that they were giving me less and less money so I didn't have any food saved up from before. I don't need a lot, just something substatial to put on bread or rice.

p4yp4l: jakobstrange

#genuinely i am not asking for a lot. i cant keep eating plain pasta/rice/bread i feel fucking sick

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arom-antix · 9 months

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I made meme because it's important

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unxpctedlygreat · 2 months

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Starting a new job this friday and my current main concern is, What the hell will I eat for lunch

I'm an extremely picky eater and it's been months that I've had to give up on my plain boring sandwiches because it didn't taste right anymore. So I've been eating biscuits and it's going fine yknow, but it only works out because I have an office of my own

Idk if I'll be sharing my office with anyone, but if I do, then I can't eat biscuits for lunch anymore 😔 but I have no idea what to eat instead........

#morgane's talking alone #i dont think bringing pasta with me would work either because like.#i eat my pasta mostly plain with rapped cheese and a little Maggi stuff that idk the name of bc we've always just called it Maggi #anyway #i dont know how to work a microwave but i assume plain pasta with no sauce wouldn't be good to reheat that way.#sighs

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johntorrington · 10 months

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say what you will about the terror (2007) by dan simmons but i do have to give it a bit of respect for having such gross and graphic descriptions of scurvy that it scared me into remembering to eat fruits and vegetables while living off of university dining hall food

#not kidding like sometimes i would go to long on only like. plain pasta french fries and weed #that i would be sure to get a glass of orange juice every so often. like Just In Case #(circus music starts)#the terror

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yellowwollyhop · 4 months

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I dunno man there's something about people working for four hours and getting around- or less than - a hundred bucks in this economy that makes me so angry I feel sick

#money sucks honesty #thats like barely a few meals in some places #especially if you buy meat #people shouldnt be forced to survive on plain rice and pasta #eat the rich

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spoonietimelordy · 5 months

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I managed to go to the bakery and got something to eat, victory!

#it was a few hours ago and it got go me straight back to bed afterwards #but at last I hate something else than plain pasta #charlie is rambling #*at least I ate something

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koboldfactory · 7 months

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What's your favorite type of pasta?

elbow

#koboldasks #i dont really have a lot of pasta tbh. I just like it simple #if we're talking like sauces and seasonings idk either #like buttery plain salted noodles or plain tomato sauce

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