farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

gay sex double feature tonight (indie wrestling show and then going clubbing)

A sparkling chandelier inside your shorts

this is one of my fav tweets of all time but one part of it haunts me so i need to know:

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

Every summer i "do a saltburn" 2 or more times

more opinions. victorine imo was the strongest written out of the kids bc she was one of like two that didn’t feel like an ai cartoon character trained off succession dialogue. like the medical malpractice stuff felt a lot more grounded in reality than some of other the shit people got up to and that made it a lot more interesting. also i’ve really liked the telltale heart since i read it in middle school so i’m biased bc her death ruled

the fall of the house of usher was pretty good but i feel like everything political was already pretty blunt and heavy handed and we didn’t need characters constantly turning to the camera to monologue about capitalism. i agree with pretty much everything the show’s saying, i just think it’s just kind of redundant

the fall of the house of usher was pretty good but i feel like everything political was already pretty blunt and heavy handed and we didn’t need characters constantly turning to the camera to monologue about capitalism. i agree with pretty much everything the show’s saying, i just think it’s just kind of redundant

Gerard Mas makes sculptures of Renaissance women with a modern twist - Recently exhibited in Bruges. Medieval girls with attitude! 

sometimes spotify is really funny. who’s gonna tell them.

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

everyone who knows me knows im obsessed with this photo of joan jett pretending to piss on a fire hydrant its like a renaissance painting of a bible figure to me the very definition of your swag too different

i love the way old plays describe characters

lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.