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Logan: man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me
Kurt Wagner: From what
Logan: nobody would be able to stop me
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Sasuke: Why's your hair darker?
Sakura: Oh, it gets like that in winter because there's no sunlight.
*20 minutes later*
Sasuke *punching the snow*: Give. Her. Her. Hair. Back. You. Stupid. Bitch.
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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance.
Luke Skywalker, to Mara Jade
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[A passerby notices a man broaching Tony]
Stranger: Hey, is that guy bothering you?
Tony: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
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Annabeth: Percy, we NEED to get you to a doctor!
Percy: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound...? No, so stay out of it!
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Cody: I'm full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin.
Cody: But I'm a real friendly dude, so don't worry about that! :)
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Bucky: Gay af to be a spy. Whose cover are you blowing?
Natasha: Gay af to be a hitman. Why are you hitting on men?
Clint: Gay af to be be an assassin. Whose ass are you in?
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Rimmer: How's the sexiest person here~?
Lister: I don't know, how are they~?
Rimmer, flustered: I-
Cat, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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James: I need a hoe opinion
Matthew: Go on
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at this point i'm holding myself together with glitter glue
Alison Blaire
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Naruto: Why'd you think Hinata doesn’t find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Sakura: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Naruto: *bites lip*
Sakura: Okay.
Sakura: Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Leia Organa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Winter: There is no WiFi in prison.
Leia Organa: Thank you.
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Rhodey: Is that a hickey?
Tony: No, it’s a mosquito bite.
Steve: Hey guys.
Natasha: Hey, mosquito.
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Genshin Impact Incorrect Quote #2
Tighnari, researching: This is day one of eating every plant I see.
*He sees a colorful plant and tears a leaf off of it. He shoves it in his mouth and starts aggressively vibrating*
Tighnari: Something bad is happening.
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˙ʇou op ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ ǝʍ 'oN :xɐW
˙pǝǝɹ ɐ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ǝlppnd ɐ ɯoɹɟ sǝlodpɐʇ dn dɹnls oʇ ǝƃɹn ǝʇɐuuᴉ puɐ ʇuǝᴉɔuɐ ɹno ʎɟsᴉʇɐs oʇ ɐǝʇ ɐqoq ʞuᴉɹp ǝM ǝɟɹɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐ :xǝl∀
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