aph germany: dogs?? nah what the fuck ive got better things to do than — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of dogs spill out of jacket] f-fucking walk 15 dogs ahhaha [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of dogs scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
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The new Harry Potter is gonna be set in the 1920’s and so was the Great Gatsby. Jay Gatsby saw a green light across the lake I’m not saying death eaters but death eaters
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I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
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Lending your phone to your friend like
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Transparent Russia - requested by ashetheass
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My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.
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'Du kan forvente svar innen 3 - 4 måneder.'
faen altså
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youtube comments section confirmed as the largest source of dark energy on this planet
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how can anime characters easily bite themselves hard enough to break skin and make a cool blood splattering effect out of it i tried this once after watching naruto and screamed and cried
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