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violent138 · 2 months

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Bruce Wayne, doing an interview after his secret identity got leaked: "Yes I've been operating for several years-- what? Why do you look so horrified?"

The reporter: "It's so weird hearing you speak without the Brucie voice."

Bruce:...

Bruce, changing his voice to be more amused and higher pitched: "Can we get back to the interview now?"

Reporter: "Was everything a lie?"

#obviously this is a joke if his identity got revealed one Lois Lane would be the first to get to interview him #or maybe Clark #but I think Lois #Bruce in time will come to miss the playboy persona #bruce wayne #identity shenanigans #batman #dc comics #my stupid headcanons

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plausible-possible-perhaps · 4 months

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I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

#I may draw it some time...idk...maybe #clark kent #lois lane #clois

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frownyalfred · 4 months

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Dick is probably the nicest civilian ever when he’s in Bludhaven and all the little old ladies who bring him baked goods and his coworkers at the station have no idea he spends the night beating criminals half to death with his escrima sticks, has the kind of insane family & family loyalty you can’t buy, and would have the entire Justice League at his side with just one phone call.

#disorganized dick grayson thkughts #just his secret identity #out of all of them #save maybe Clark /#dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #dc comics #dc #thoughts

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bixels · 23 days

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Rewatched 1978 Superman and remembered how much of a total dreamboat Christopher Reeve is, both as Clark Kent and Superman.

#my art #superman #clark kent #dc comics #fanart #character design #he's two flavors of himbo in one man #maybe my only celeb crush. rip christopher reeve #i'm hardly a superhero fan but imo new superman stuff needs to learn more into him also being a klutzy loser officer worker in his 30s

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walkingencyclopediaofweirdmayo · 4 months

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Batman is so quiet that he even startles Superman. Clark always jumps and exasperatedly yells at Bruce, "Stop doing that!"

It honestly kind of terrifies the rest of the league that Batman can get the jump on a man with super senses.

One Day Flash asks about it, if Superman has any idea how Batman always manages to sneak up on him.

Clark sheepishly has to explain that he knows Batman’s there, but he doesn't want to hurt his feelings. It wouldn't be nice, so he pretends to be surprised.

#superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #superbat #maybe?#dc comics #dc comics headcanons #same bat-tag same bat-channel #mayo's writing

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bbbbbbbbatman · 2 months

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Clark would never admit this but when he found out Batman’s identity there was a small part of him that was disappointed that his fantasy threesome would never happen

#a part of him hoped the bruceman rumors weren’t true so he’d have a chance with at least one of them #but a smaller part hoped they were true and maybe he’d be invited to join in #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

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caffienatedtree · 16 days

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I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.

The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.

#batman #justice league #brucie wayne #he just straights up posses Batman for a second I guess #and nobody would’ve believed it happend if they didn’t all see it happening #except for Clark and Diana #maybe #bruce wayne

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nanaonmars · 2 months

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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

#source: derry girls #batman #superbat #bruce wayne #does this count as irish jason?#maybe irish batman in general lmao #jason todd #clark kent #duke thomas #batfam #i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce #technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together #and it’s also consistent with the audio #jason and duke brother rights #idc what you guys say #also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good #derry girls

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p1nkshield · 4 months

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Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #robin!dick #batman #superman #Robin don’t practice eating upside down #please Robin I beg of you #if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover #okay….#clark: maybe I don’t want kids…#bros got a real num num cookie situation on his hands #poor brucie #Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme

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spacedace · 9 months

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Another dp x dc prompt/blurb thing for yall:

Everyone knows how much Batman cares about his kids. They may not all get along with him all the time, but it's obvious that there's nothing that the Dark Knight won't do to keep his bats and birds safe.

When Danny gets taken by the GIW, Jazz, Dan & Elle - acting as regents of the Infinite Realms while Danny is out of action - find themselves using this fact to try and force the Justice League's hand in helping them.

(The Justice League, it should be noted, have no idea about anything going on with the GIW and the Anti-Ecto Acts. Everyone in Amity has been led to believe that the JL has just been ignoring them.)

They don't want to do it, but their options are limited. The Realms are howling for blood and its either declare war and obliterate the human race or try to get a little sneaky and a lot underhanded. So they decide they're going to force Batman to help them by kidnapping as many of the BatKids as they can and holding them hostage until their demands are met.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #justice league #danny fenton #jazz fenton #dan phantom #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #batfam #bruce wayne #bruce is losing his absolute SHIT #They took his BABIES #ALFRED GET THE SHOTGUN #Justice League is scrambling to destroy the GIW & get King Phantom back to his people before Bruce does something drastic #extra points if Jon & Kon also get scooped because they wouldn't let go of thier respective birds #so Clark is also losing his god damn mind #or maybe everyone *but* Tim (& Kon) got scooped #and we get some Super Brain Dead on our hands when Tim & Kon meet Danny while breaking into a GIW facility #everyone is so worried about the batkids but they're actually having the best vacation of their lives they are being PAMPERED #Jason stumbles upon Ghost Writer's library and just refuses to leave after its all over

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koroart · 1 month

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1am casual intimacy Superbat doodles 🏃🏻

#maybe I should share superbat HCs again #they’ve evolved since my last tango in DC fandom #anyways #I love my casual intimacy superbat #they’re in love <3 #:: my art #dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #superbat

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sisaloofafump · 4 months

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The Superman style studies had also culminated in a video! Very fun to showcase my favourite artists

#I kinda forget that I can share my work here as well #I have it super segregated of what type of content I post on tumblr insta and TikTok #but #I was surprised by how nice people were on the bagman video here #(better than the TikTok reception)#so I thought you'd maybe appreciate seeing the other too #especially those who helped me choose the next styles #dc comics #my art #superman #clark kent #art study

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violent138 · 1 month

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Superbat parenting babies would be a breeze in my humble opinion. Bruce's medically well-versed enough and immune to even enhanced interrogation levels of sleeplessness, and loves kids and would probably be happy reading them stories to sleep every night.

And Clark could always tell if the kid swallowed fridge magnets/batteries/something else. Also, tell me which baby wouldn't enjoy Clark's presence and calmness. They'd be like little hamsters cajoled by the steadiness of his hold.

#I think Clark has demonstrated pretty great parenting and he's also immensely kind while balancing out certain rules #And toddlers would beg to be flown around.#maybe this is too optimistic #considering that B's track record with kids isn't perfect #but I genuinely believe they have a decent shot #I feel like the gentleness and kindness of Thomas from Batman Begins is kind of a good example of what I'd picture a calmer Bruce's mentall #stable parenting to be like #batman #superman #superbat #clark kent #bruce wayne #and I'm also willfully ignoring some stuff/chalking it up to questionable writing/can't be bothered to make sense of everything that's cano

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frownyalfred · 2 months

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Bruce Wayne has “we are divorced and NOT coparenting well but the kids are almost old enough” energy with almost everyone in DC comics.

#thoughts #except maybe Clark #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #you know that divorced dad friend of yours?#the one who’s having a midlife crisis rn?#but his kids still hang out with him cause he lets them do whatever?

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clownin44 · 2 months

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Yknow when Red mentioned sbg plushies...

Well I got bored so

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